Every David Mitchell & Lee Mack Tale From Series 3 | Would I Lie to You?

[@freyaa6209]

Wilty is my happy place. Thank you for this compilation!

[@SuperAdrianWilliams]

It’s my nightly ritual before sleep

[@dreamthemusicnow]

​@@SuperAdrianWilliams LOL, mine, too!

[@p5gBand]

WILTY channel manager, thank you for these compilation clips,

[@andrewvalenski921]

comma

[@tyrannosaurusflex3698]

You're welcome.

[@IroskTheOrc]

Thank you to the video editor, and all others involved, aswell.

[@BULL.79]

Agreed 😁

[@p5gBand]

@@andrewvalenski921 ahh yes, my fat fingers. 😀

[@smlozer]

The conversion about Twitter is hilarious

[@f.faucon6681]

I don't quite like Charlie Brooker, and in general players making personal arguments. I really prefer when they focus on the plausibility of the story rather than attacking the person.

[@robertk1701]

On the bit about Lee with the eggs in the radiator. I'm watching this thinking how they give him the most ridiculous lies to tell and then, what, wait, true?

[@shaynewest8757]

That's why a lot of outback truckers here in Australia always carry eggs with them. It works.

[@Bluefooted23]

The Mythbusters did a show about this and were shocked when it actually worked. It worked EXTREMELY well as a matter of fact.

[@ObiePaddles]

It was a well known thing in the 1970s when we didn’t have money but did have crap cars highly likely to break down.

[@Anna-lg4cr]

Thank you for sharing WILYTY, I absolutely love Lee Mac, David Mitchell and Rob Brydon what a brilliant and fabulous team! Such good belly laughs, extremely good entertainment! Please share more from WILTY I will never, never get board of it!

[@TheSniperGTO]

@@NotoriousWhistlerHe will never be turned into a piece of lumber by it either.

[@NeungView]

WYLTYYT

[@senshai1267]

@11:35 seeing that Nokia phone on David's hand ,aah the times have changed

[@anirudhvenugopal10]

I felt the same way about him saying the character limit for a Tweet is 140 characters 😂

[@HOTD108_]

​@@anirudhvenugopal10I felt the same way hearing the site being called "Twitter" and the posts being called "Tweets".

[@willisverynice]

Real gangstas still use Nokia phones.

[@Moltenbramley]

I forget how old some of these are, then David whips out an old Nokia, reminding me of better times.

[@willisverynice]

The best part is that 1954 wasn’t even a leap year.

[@rory4605]

And David claimed the Suez Crisis happened in 1955, when it was actually 1956. He probably had some kind of brain fever that day.

[@lukesanford9026]

I came here for this comment lmao

[@loganhillman7448]

What about the McPheasant Zinger? Zingers are a KFC thing.

[@willisverynice]

@@loganhillman7448 yeah but the 1954 comment in the show was a correction and contained calling the person who was mistaken an idiot, when in fact the person correcting was also wrong. I’m not just pointing out some small mistake like your zinger thing, they had a whole back and forth involving insults about the fact that 1954 is a leap year, which it’s not. If someone had tried to correct rob on the zinger comment, pointing out that a zinger was from Arby’s, while calling rob an idiot, then you would have a comparable gaff on your hands.

[@willisverynice]

@@NotoriousWhistlerof not only all human endeavor, but of all processes since the Big Bang.

[@cap6733]

they always give Lee all the hard ones, some of those things are really hard to justify cuz they're just so out there I don't blame him for always getting caught up

[@Thisandthat8908]

nah with him it's often more about the story he makes up and how the's trying to sell something obviously crazy. Because he's just brilliant at it. These days even more. He and David must have run out of true (but weird) stories a long time ago.

[@cap6733]

@@Thisandthat8908 yeah that's true, it does make for excellent television too

[@julianmcmillan2867]

That one with the petrol stations, if I were Lee, I would have just said "the orange ones denote stations with a convenience shop and the blue ones denote petrol stations without".

[@trolltothebank]

​@julianmcmillan2867 but the point is to be funny 😁

[@willisverynice]

I mean I hope no one blames him, that would be kind of a weird attitude to have given the nature of this show

[@EuroGuy85]

they weren't free range! the man really hits you quick

[@1800crystalball]

will you do this with every series? I LOVE THIS!!!!!

[@tyrannosaurusflex3698]

Sure will, thanks.

[@Bobloblaw-walbolboB]

There is nothing in this video I haven't seen already. There is nothing I would not watch again.

[@dreamthemusicnow]

And I have... many, many times!

[@nuqqets9570]

I was so confused about the whole twitter conversation until I looked up that series 3 came out 2009

[@gilliangoldman1821]

This is a fabulous series, makes me watch again and again

[@mc-yt2rc]

I knew Lee was lying about the date thing because the 14th of may 1955 was obviously a saturday.

[@andrewcarson5850]

A Friday, I think you'll find.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

He said 1954 was a leap year lol

[@tobynorris]

I love how when I search 14th of May, 1955 is the top recommendation

[@willisverynice]

Also you’d think someone with that much knowledge of dates would know that 1954 isn’t a leap year

[@smokeandkippers]

@@andrewcarson5850Deffo a Saturday

[@yushamush9849]

"theres a simplicity to the story which - rings - true"

[@robertBuckinghamB-uh5nx]

David’s sausage roll rant was hugely funny😄😄

[@oliverlewis5976]

Cool to think David stole the murder/hitchhiker story for a Peep Show scene

[@Dennis-555]

Thanks for the upload

[@Biscuitabuse]

After i watched the episode for the first time, I have had my carpet as my wallpaper on every phone I've owned since.

[@willisverynice]

I did for a couple years too lol

[@foresthill8462]

For what it's worth, 14th May 1955 was a Saturday, not Tuesday 😅

[@jessbarnes8521]

The kids who wanted to do cooking and needlework. Who were big bullies😂

[@lisasoar8448]

😂😂😂

[@killianbarrans8188]

3:25 “Johnson, as in Johnson !”

[@markreynolds1436]

Was my first thought. Best tv character ever.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Stick that up your dojo.

[@brianmcgarry1632]

Early AI making Rob's joke at the end there 😂

[@Formulka]

David Mitchell's random date is the date when the Warsaw pact was signed. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@ThePirateBen]

November 2023. Twitter follower count. David Mitchell - 2.1 million. Charlie Brooker - 1.2 million. :) And for completleness sake - Victoria Coren Mitchell 701.5 thousand Konnie Huq 46.8 thousand. I love them all equally, but go, the (Coren) Michells! :D

[@markreynolds1436]

You almost saved me checking. However I still don't know how many politicians follow him...

[@willisverynice]

Ah yes, fake internet points, I’m sure David Mitchell considers that a great victory and definitely wouldn’t go on a whole rant about how stupid it is.

[@Pallethands]

@2:30 having to explain what Twitter is

[@PanNic97]

In 5 years you will have to explain to some people what Twitter was

[@trevorwilliams6404]

Most people now would say what's Skype

[@Eggzy-b7f]

@@trevorwilliams6404 I doubt it

[@soberhippie]

22:08 What was the middle name of that Winston Smith? Is it where WHSmith's comes from?

[@CJ-ft9yo]

Wow - one concert !

[@DaveAppleton]

My neighbour with Asperger's can actually tell you the correct day if you give him any date pretty much instantly. There's only a handful of people in the world with this ability.

[@300blackcats]

my brother could do it too and he also has Asperger's

[@jb7650]

It's actually not that hard, everyone can learn it. It's called "Conway's Doomsday algorithm". You know that certain dates in the year are always the same day (like 7/11 and 11/7, I got one for every month). To know which day it is, there is an algorithm you can execute in your head (only division/adding). And then you know that the 7/11 was for example a Tuesday and from there you can go to every other day in July. There are some videos here on KZbin which explain the algorithm.

[@willisverynice]

Yeah but can he tell that 1954 isn’t a leap year?

[@nullFoo]

I don't think it's an ability, I'm pretty sure there's an actual strategy but I don't remember what it is

[@JJvideoman]

Damnit I got the boring Aspergers :/

[@Dilmahkana]

Ahh a good reminder that older rounds were way quicker and a tad less entertaining because of it.

[@Imperial-Socialist]

Stay away from Mock the Week then lol

[@go_gorilla_go]

I wonder if it was actually shorter or they edited out more back then

[@Imperial-Socialist]

Probably more editing like the difference between first airing QI and QI XL episodes.@@go_gorilla_go

[@Dilmahkana]

@@go_gorilla_go definitely edited down!

[@Dilmahkana]

@@Imperial-Socialist I love Mock the Week! Fast pace works for it

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

Yes, an egg will work as a temporary seal for a radiator.

[@dielaughing73]

One a day is a bit rich though

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

@@dielaughing73 not as rich as the cost of a radiator or getting someone to fix it.

[@dielaughing73]

@@Pagliacci_Rex wouldn't it just be full of egg after a while though?

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

@@dielaughing73 quite a while but by then you'd hopefully saved up to buy a new radiator which is likely what Lee was doing. Just as a stopgap until you can get the money up.

[@Galerak1]

They'd have been shocked on that 1st one if he'd said "Of course I'm telling a lie, it was a Saturday."

[@willisverynice]

They would have to know he’s right to be shocked, they would probably think it was just a joke, as it would probably have been, one which he has a 14% chance of being accidentally right about.

[@Inasafespot]

Like Lee I also had a car that sometimes had to be hit with a hammer to start. Was Datsun 120y with an iffy starter motor.

[@-lyvenx3648]

that phone really brought things back

[@yesdcotchin]

Lee and the hitchhiker is in there twice

[@matthewkemmer]

@WILTY_TV 22:15 and 30:15

[@WILTY_TV]

Oops, will change this now! Thank you! 😅

[@Eggzy-b7f]

@@WILTY_TV still not changed I see?

[@Peter-jv3vg]

He put an egg in his radiator every day and it worked. Thats no yoke.😅😅

[@markg3683]

Given that comedians have lent their names to crisp flavours, the Mitchell McPheasant Zinger isn't far-fetched.

[@artadrians]

FUNNY...THANKS😊

[@R2D6_10]

May 14, 1955, fell on a Saturday.

[@R2D6_10]

Zeller's Congruence is an algorithm developed by Christian Zeller in the 19th century to calculate the day of the week for a given date. This algorithm can determine the day of the week for any date, provided you have the day, month, and year as input. The result is a number from 0 to 6, with 0 representing Saturday, 1 representing Sunday, 2 representing Monday, and so on. The formula for Zeller's Congruence is as follows: ℎ = ( � + 13 ( � + 1 ) / 5 + � + � / 4 + � / 4 − 2 ∗ � ) % 7 h=(q+13(m+1)/5+K+K/4+J/4−2∗J)%7 Where: ℎ h is the day of the week (0 = Saturday, 1 = Sunday, 2 = Monday, and so on). � q is the day of the month. � m is the adjusted month (January and February are treated as months 13 and 14 of the previous year, so March is 3, April is 4, and so on). � K is the year of the century (year % 100). � J is the zero-based century (year / 100). Once you've calculated ℎ h, you can look up the corresponding day of the week in a list (e.g., 0 = Saturday, 1 = Sunday, and so on) to determine the day.

[@leilaletaief4038]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@raulguardans]

my thing is: lee mack and david mitchell can’t possibly be friends because every time something interesting happens to them they can’t tell each other bc they’d want to use it for the show lol

[@cola_kidd1955]

Is Alan Johnson a real person ,the reason i ask is because isnt that the name of Marks boss in peepshow ??

[@danielyeshe]

Yes he is a real politician.

[@rooty]

Chris Rea cracked an egg into my radiator

[@smokeandkippers]

That’s just so Chris!

[@IronAttorney1]

😂😂

[@JulieFishman-gs4zg]

Why is that Iranian comedian - I don't remember his name - so cheerful?

[@jrspiritcommunicator7611]

Omid Djalili is his name 👍

[@5Andysalive]

there isn't a chapter mark for the legendary roadmap?

[@Baysidemom2]

Lee is my favourite because he doesn't even try to be convincing 😂

[@MrMagicianJr]

13:14 I would have just said the orange are the cheap ones and blue are expensive

[@georgeholloway3981]

The only concert David has ever been to was a Shirley Bassey concert? How can that be actually true?!!!! My opinion of him has collapsed.

[@turntheblueiris4626]

Is the Bond between you now broken? :)

[@johnnunn8688]

Just shows the kind of people they are, if they don’t know the egg in the radiator trick.

[@chrishoward3391]

It was a Saturday, not a Tuesday 😅

[@janetmackinnon3411]

"Near Inverness..." and he points to Aberdeen. Not everyone will get this....

[@Accountforstuff]

Scrolled for a little bit to finally find someone else. I mean really it's 100 miles off, imagine I pointed to Birmingham and said "look here at London!" and the reactions I'd get

[@toddmarryatt443]

I have read books in book stores before.

[@fargodavilleitnotd6729]

Terry Christian! the guy is locked in the early nineties, everyone else moved on a bit.

[@elchasai]

hard to believe this show has been on for over 16 years now. my god.

[@hal9khal]

It is hilarious that everyone sees David basically as Mark Corrigan.

[@LuDel95]

*Corrigan

[@hal9khal]

@@LuDel95 ah, thanks

[@x-techgaming]

I can't stand every time Lee says, "It is in fact... Is it, of course..." 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Poshfan2878]

I love WILTY but prefer the relaxed tone of later series. Many early series guests acted like they were carrying out interrogations.

[@dhartmahmed50]

That has to be the hardest lie to sell ever

[@willisverynice]

I like how you assume everyone is just gonna know which one you are talking about

[@happivaras]

17:46 Is this before Lee went vegan? Is went ok?

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

Goodness, what *is* a Twitter? How on earth might it work? How does David Mitchell talk to Andy Burnham by using it?

[@kefumna]

Victoria really chilled David out. He was so much angrier before he met her.

[@daisyann1769]

John Clease is a David Mitchell and David Mitchell is John Clease.

[@juliaherron9470]

saw it go up so cool and the likes

[@willisverynice]

??

[@theoneweekwonder]

14 may 1955 was a Saturday lol

[@EthreVolair]

How might they fool Rob? I just don't know.

[@CS-mo7xp]

5:40 sik burn!

[@joshuacauser]

Lol Alan Johnson

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

If anyone is curious, David now has... BLUMMIN 2.8 MILLION FOLLOWERS???? what, of all the people...

[@pleappleappleap]

1954 isn't a leap year. 1952 and 1956 are.

[@timwright3218]

Is that Claudia Winkleman? I'm really not used to seeing her without bangs.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Lee really messed up with the Service Station lie. Claiming one colour was a fuel up and a meal and the other was just a fuel up would have been far more sensible. Than north or south.

[@Rubytuesday1569]

He could've just gone with 'I had a multi colour sticker pack, doesn't mean anything' ☺️

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@Rubytuesday1569 yep. Or "I ran out of blue, all I had left in the house were orange." Any excuse would have been better than N vs S travel, lol.

[@willisverynice]

Also less funny and probably cut from the final edit. One can imagine there are many Lee Mack lies that he tells very convincingly which isn’t as funny so they get cut and keep the ones in where he makes a mistake.

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

May 14, 1955, was a Saturday and 1954 was not a leap year, Lee. That was 1964. So that Cambridge education didn't let him down! {:o:O:}

[@willisverynice]

Why did you choose 1964?

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

@@willisverynice Because it was a leap year. Although, I could have gone for 1952 or 1956 as they are closer to 1955 if that's what you mean. {:i:I:}

[@willisverynice]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095yeah you could have gone with many years

[@Mr.Bassman]

23:10

[@miriamgreen3973]

If they have never seen the card then how do they get the true info?

[@wajihbec1087]

Not 100% sure but i think they give the true info to the producers beforehand but they don't know what is written on the card until they see it, could be what they told the producers or something made up.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Yep they were asked previously about any note-worthy stuff or it was in a book they wrote, interviews etc

[@danielyeshe]

It is described by Bob Mortimer in his book. They all get interviewed before the program and then the writers decide what to use. I think the interview must help write the lies too as they seem, mostly, well tailored to the people.

[@wajihbec1087]

@@danielyeshe seems sensible and practical.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

@danielyeshe I'm currently reading that book 'Aaand away' an excellent book too but obviously haven't got to that bit yet 😊

[@Therealalbot]

Disappointing carpet.

[@ukladyfan6231]

Atys lovely hands and face are so cute. I have found out there is a local otter wildlife park I must see some up close but British otters may not be as handsome as Aty but think I should support their welfare here in the UK

[@joda6466]

David's followed by Allan johnson😂😂

[@danielyeshe]

Actually bulies doing home economics does make sense as it might be considered an easy option.

[@willisverynice]

Unlike woodworking which is difficult?

[@danielyeshe]

@@willisverynice It is more difficult than following a recipy.

[@willisverynice]

@@danielyesheI would say the tasks in a woodworking class are analogous to following a recipe.

[@danielyeshe]

@@willisverynice In my DT classes we didn’t have instructions. We had to plan it for ourselves.

[@willisverynice]

@@danielyeshethere are also creative projects in home economics. My real point was that arguing that one is harder than the other is like arguing what type of communications degree is the hardest.

[@christheghostwriter]

Who is the brunette in that first clip?

[@TPH250290]

It's Jack Whitehall.

[@christheghostwriter]

@@TPH250290 lol

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Alex Jones 🥵

[@slowmo9642]

Christine lampard

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

@@slowmo9642 i think its Blakely

[@harz6284]

Alan Johnson

[@ImAtLevel53]

How many googled 14th May 1955 to see if it was correct 😂 it was a a Saturday

[@bearflipstable8365]

Ironic an Alan Johnson follows David.

[@TesterAnimal1]

They don’t even TRY to make his tales believable!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

I would "follow" David Mitchell, if I was into all that Twitter bollocks.

[@vivicharlie]

Charlie Booker … annoying then annoying now. How can anyone work with him? One of Black Mirror episodes

[@Imperial-Socialist]

Miranda hart is so f*cking gorgeous

[@ratemyshins]

LOL

[@UFL3]

Found Patrick Star’s burner account.

[@Deya8592]

B

[@klackon1]

I have watched and thoroughly enjoyed every single WILTY but there are just two guests I really cannot stand: and one of them is Charlie Brooker. He always comes over as a person with a really nasty personality. The one kid at school that no one liked because he was spiteful and obnoxious.

[@CouncilEstateRach]

And who is the other? ....and yes Charlie does come across as a bit of a nob. What Connie is doing there I don't know.

[@CouncilEstateRach]

Not keen on livingstone... he too is a bit of a nob.

[@ilantzur02]

Diet is the way you eat. Paleo is a type of diet, like Atkins is. Loosing weight is a sub devision of eating less calories than you burn.

[@juliaherron9470]

and again

[@yurialtunin9121]

Two hitchhikers clips

[@juliaherron9470]

one more view

[@donaldcampbell3043]

14/05/1955 Saturday

[@roonieramshaw929]

Funny that Jimmy said 8 years after 1984 came out as if the book didnt come out in 1948

[@henkvisser9741]

ah nice, a black person arguing with a korean one.

[@willisverynice]

…

[@henkvisser9741]

@@willisverynice you dislike the blackness or the korean thing?

[@willisverynice]

@@henkvisser9741pretty much anyone who’s not white