More Ludicrous Lee Mack Tales | Part 2 | Would I Lie To You?

[@jasneetsingh5142]

For each of these, they give Lee Mack a spoon and expect him to use it as a shovel.

[@leaffinite2001]

And we all take great joy in how he brandishes it like a sword

[@Morgan-lf2vu]

they always give Lee the most ridiculous ones, i assume on purpose so we can hear his wit even in the crazy circumstances

[@BogusNoise]

I've been thinking similar - they've gone through all the stories from his past so now they see it as an improv prompt and it's an unbilled but inherent part of the show

[@Morgan-lf2vu]

@@BogusNoise but the thing is they rarely give David an absurd lie but it seems to be always Lee which is funny

[@johnfrank9343]

The lie he was given about the gas stations was the perfect example of this 😂

[@stuartslater198]

Well done…

[@vidareggum6118]

I’ve been paying close attention to him, and the man has a lightning fast mind. Lee is incredible.

[@EdelweisSusie]

Given Rob, David & Lee have socialised and become good friends for 15+ years I do find it hard to believe that they don’t know all these stories about one another already.

[@Reptex_cs]

Sometimes they have to act like they don't. Like when Lee set a world record in darts

[@micmackman4444]

Once the show took off and they realized it might run for several years, I wonder if they made up stories of their lives, told over dinners, that were not true. Something to keep a bit of plausible ambiguity between them just for the show.

[@Reptex_cs]

@@micmackman4444 😄

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

When lee rob or david tell a story they always take the contestants opinions

[@leaffinite2001]

You can tell in like 90% of situations dave and lee are pretty sure but thats why they let the teams decide when they can

[@henrygaida7048]

It's such a pleasure seeing both Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell exercising ruthless logic against Lee.

[@liammuhlhahn780]

Lee's wife catches so many strays on this show hahaha. 😂

[@kooolkidninjamaster]

Makes me thinks he actually loves her sooo much

[@liammuhlhahn780]

Oh of course. Its all love haha​@kooolkidninjamaster

[@NicolasMogensen]

I'm sure when you're married to a comedian and knows full well what his job is beforehand, you agree to tolerate some banter.

[@highlandoutsider]

Im sure she counts marrying Lee as catching a stray too 😅

[@budle89]

She was charmed by him around the time he was a starter comedian! And she's gorgeous as well (while he was looking like a sick person 🤣). Unless he hold some dark secret on her, the fact that she got charmed by him before his success, was very telling his quality as a person. And hers.

[@paigexwhite]

"she climbed that tree" "with her bare hands?" "no no she's got human hands"

[@djerykhornubis2466]

Human but massive brutish hands😂

[@Celtic2909]

888😅 😅984 5:12 😅😅😅😅 5:14 5:14 😅90😊 7:15 ⁹😅 8:50 😊😊😊​@@djerykhornubis2466

[@jungeunji8289]

HEY ROB

[@thatevilducky]

They need to do a special where Lee and his wife have a dinner with David and Victoria. Make it 2 hours long minimum.

[@datgrrl_official]

How very invasive...and stalkerish... Lee's wife obviously has no desire to be known...or she would have been in one of Lee's other programmes over the years... how bizarre that the content David and Lee produce is not enough for you... touch grass...

[@theDataStudent]

​@@datgrrl_official Its even more bizzare than you managed to take offence at a youtube comment from, lets face it, a relative nobody, just like you and me.....

[@piecewisefunctioneer]

​@@jrspiritcommunicator7611 Come dine with me david and Lee edition David: a very fancy 3 course meal with elegant entertainment. Lee: Heinz tomato soup, kebab, jelly and ice cream. Entertainment: dog races with ale and bar snacks 😂😂

[@benjammin9471]

I don't think his wife wants to spend 2 hours of that posh one with the beard constantly looking at her

[@jrspiritcommunicator7611]

@@benjammin9471 Who, Victoria? 😂

[@SumitKumar-oi1eh]

Whenever Lee says he was 9 years old , he is lying 🤣🤣

[@highlandoutsider]

Victoria's face at the cook pot reveal kills me 😦🤣

[@jobryan191]

I believe Lee might think that story was true, but it so wasn't. He clearly has a problem with the concept..

[@sonicdiablo8968]

@@jobryan191 ?

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

​@@jobryan191 wow who would think a comedian would add untrue jokes into a story on a show where you have to make the otherside think you are lying. Wow such a strange concept

[@FakingANerve]

1:35 "...and that's when the donkey fell in love with me. We've been married ever since. Thank you." 😂😂😂

[@peteharper3299]

So much happened to Lee between the ages of 8 and 10...

[@piecewisefunctioneer]

Wearing armour is a lot easier than carrying it NGL. I've done it before. A mate and I also got in trouble on our way to a HEMA display. Our bus knocked so we had an hour to wait. As foolish young 17 year olds we both were wearing armour and had our long swords on us. We decided to have a sword fight in the street for a laugh. A copper pulled over, looked a little scared, and asked us to put our swords on the floor. We did, he got out and had a discussion with us. We ended up having to get our mates mum to pick us up as it was the only way we were allowed to keep our kit. We got bollocked but we managed to keep it as a slap on the wrist 😂😂

[@MichelleDalkin]

Hello from Australia. Watch these episodes everyday . Wonderful talent and hilarious

[@davidgillettuk9638]

An Aussie would get the humour 😀 👍

[@dan30162]

One of the funniest men on the planet. I love Lee Mack

[@o-_-ojb]

8:22 His wit is so quick. This joke always gets me. 😂

[@olidaniels]

Love how Rob always looks over to David to see his reaction to them

[@LB-px9td]

Lee’s mind works really fast. Amazing

[@sohailhussain9662]

4 people looked but no one saw it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I must’ve replayed that a million times

[@nnamdiazike]

I don't get it

[@chriswade9616]

@@nnamdiazike small penis joke

[@NonamenoHAndle000]

The crapping in the bath joke was quick and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SLEEPYJK]

"it's tighter to get it out, than it is to put it in" ....... 👀

[@barryispuzzled]

The reason this works so well is Mr Mitchell's angry teacher against Mr Mack's naughty schoolboy trying to talk his way out of trouble.

[@vladimirimp]

I love seeing David and Olivia together. Peep Show nostalgia.

[@beckynelson6786]

Lee Mack is such good value!Always hilarious!

[@bakchormeeman7864]

He’s so freaking good lol how the hell is he so quick lol

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

This man is incredible. Love the way he makes things even harder for himself!

[@jakobbauz]

The guy really is a genius.

[@siucracos]

He's got one of the quickest wits I've ever seen

[@SubjectiveFunny]

@@siucracos I can't think of anyone quicker.. Maybe Tim Dillon or Tony Hinchcliffe, but I dont think they come close enough..

[@colleenbarber3517]

OMG!!! I spewed my tea with Lee’ rendition of nearly swallowing a hooter. What a quick brain he has.

[@whatlez]

Lee just gets stitched up with all these stories 😂

[@NicolasMogensen]

The writers know he's top notch at adlibbing.

[@onlyguitar1001]

"They tried butter, they tried olive oil, I'm talking about the second incident, not my mum and the fireman." 🤣

[@TankUSA]

Someone explain the height of the tree to me because David Mitchell’s response makes zero sense to me.

[@adamcuthbert3256]

He said he was 2 thirds up the tree, and the tree height was how far up he was, plus a third. So the total height would only be a third of the 2 thirds that he was already up it. Which wouldn't make him 2 thirds up the tree to begin with. To be 2 thirds up the tree, the total height has to be half of the distance he is already up it half of 2 is 1, 1+2 is 3. 3 parts of something are split onto thirds.

[@TTraveller3]

Lee, David and Rob are a brilliant team!!!! Great show!

[@colmastro4373]

Chinese baby Steve Jenkins 😂😂😂😂

[@boahnation9932]

Part 2!!! Finally 😁 thank you!!

[@DaTestKa]

20:41. It's tighter to get it out then to to put it in.. The face😂😂

[@ScottJones-d7s]

Do the comedians receive the cards ahead of time? It has to be the case, otherwise Lee Mack is not of this world!

[@emiliehallingstad4671]

No, Rob says at the beginning of every show, that they (the guests) haven't seen the cards.

[@klackon1]

Rob Brydon has stated on during interviews/podcasts that they don't: and also stated that when he and his wife go out to dinner with Lee Mack and his wife, Lee displays the same lightening wit.

[@OxInTheWild]

Lee is well known for his quick thinking and wit.

[@NicolasMogensen]

@@emiliehallingstad4671 And if they did, I'm sure after so many seasons SOMEBODY on the show would have come out to say if they did, intentionally or accidentally.

[@robertryan6782]

No, was confirmed on The Rest Is Entertainment.

[@WYJAFAK2]

Lees minds too fast. There are so many opportunities for a joke that just past us (at least me) by that I don’t even know until he jumps on them.

[@jpbroadwater]

"Thailand... no, not Thailand, ... Sock shop" How does he think of this stuff? :)

[@wajihbec1087]

can you please explain that one to me?

[@jpbroadwater]

@@wajihbec1087 The word Thailand, when said, could be misinterpreted as "Tie Land" (as in the name of a shop that sells neckties)... Lee then compared that with a REAL shop that sells socks here in the UK called Sock Shop. :) Makes sense?

[@wajihbec1087]

@@jpbroadwater oh wow i would have never figured that out but it's genius! Thank you.

[@octodaddy877]

Bob and Lee are like direct opposites, in that every clip I watch of Lee the story he's telling is a lie and every clip I watch of Bob the story he's telling is a truth

[@mg-roveradverts]

Lee Mack is just incredible 🤣 god I love him

[@passengerplanetearth]

Poor Lee, after all these series there can't be one true story left in the guy.

[@fgljn7535]

Haha, loved the Young Ones reference @ 8:24!

[@nothingtoseehere93]

Lee is a once in a generation comedian like John Cleese

[@rjb6327]

Lee Mack has such a quick wit.

[@lobsterstink]

Wok around the Clock I can't even 😭

[@sylvicee1072]

Wonderfully witty Lee 😆

[@inconnectionwithnature8826]

I’ve seen the hang glider in a tree part many times and I can never understand David’s correction. If there are 2/3 the height of the tree below the hang glider pilot, that’s leaves 1/3 more above. Not ½. What am I missing?

[@sws212]

You can convert the tree into a height that actually makes sense when divided by 3. In this case, it would be 1.5 or 3. Here Lee is at the 2 mark and there's an extra 1/2 of his location or 1, making the full tree height 3 so each 3rd portion of the tree is actually 1/3 that tree. It's more language semantics because Lee is wanting to say 1/3 of the tree but his actual statement "his height + 1/3" is actually implying 1/3 of his 2/3 or 1/6.

[@esquilax5563]

1/3 of the whole tree is above him, but that's 1/2 of his own height above the ground

[@brocknspectre1221]

They always give Lee such indefensible lies

[@MultimediaIreland]

Tommy Cooper must've been an influence.

[@budle89]

He shared a super funny and WILTY-worthy anecdote in Joe's podcast. I'm surprised how come they haven't used that anecdote for WILTY. There was an international diva involved in it.

[@cosplayshop]

About the days of the week, you can actually calculate any day of the week if you are given a day, it will always be 1 days before this year if it is not a leap year, 2 days if it was, because a year is 52 weeks time 7 plus 1 (2 if it was leap year) So, chrismas Day 2024 is Wednesday, we know Chrismas Day 2023 was Monday (2024 is a leap year) and 2023 is Sunday 2022 is Saturday

[@seanmadison6360]

Lee doesn't even attempt to make his lies believable. Sort of defeats the point. 😄

[@noneyabizz8337]

They give him the worst cards!

[@seanmadison6360]

@@noneyabizz8337 That is true. He does seem to get the most unbelievable plots!

[@NicolasMogensen]

The UK has a very long tradition of absurdish comedy. It's perfectly acceptable as soon as it's clear that no one is gonna believe a specific story to go all out and make it as outlandish and unbelievable as possible.

[@Phoe8D]

The joke is to see if anyone could possibly fall for it

[@Sepilein1]

@@noneyabizz8337 well if bob mortimer would be getting the cards it would sound too real. So they gave them to lee

[@Sonny984]

Lee Mack the legend of WILTY And Sean lock the legend of 8oo10c

[@graemeadamson7272]

Lee Mack is a talent that will not be replicated for a very long time , if ever . David Mitchell is an incredibly clever man even to his own annoyance . Ohh, and there's a third person on there but I've totally forgotten who it is with him being totally irrelevant and welsh . 2/3 ain't bad ay ? 😅😅

[@amselite11tv]

Might have to take this down soon

[@MatthewDavies-n4t]

This guy😂 brilliant.

[@silas34]

Poor little 9 year old Lee had a terrible year

[@mreckes9967]

Lee Mack, fastest man on the planet.

[@jungeunji8289]

Does lee mack ever tell the truth lol?

[@stephenhardy778]

Amazing how they find mac Mitchell and brydon couldn't get no better if they tried. 😊.

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

48:37 - I would've actually said 54cm for the lovely lady, 61cm for Mr Mitchell and 63cm - 64cm for Mr Doherty. Just saying, as someone who wears top quality hats and someone who supplies hats for other people.

[@shaunhamid5104]

I think Alex bring's the best out of Lee.

[@chrishowe8614]

I hope Lee gets paid a lot more than the other 2...that's a lot of work even with the incredible talent behind it!

[@NicolasMogensen]

Not sure there. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a world class host, somebody who knows how to deliver just the right amount of fun and humour while giving the stage to the guests. I'm not always a fan of Jimmy Carrs standups but he's amazing hosting 8 out of 10 cats and Catsdown. If you look at the UK TV scene on a whole, it's always the same 12-15 people who host panel shows and game shows and that's for good reason. And David Mitchell is a national treasure!

[@raymondvizard1605]

Why don't you put your name down,for an allotment near your new home.The container garden is going to be great,I can't wait for the vids.

[@Noir-st4sx]

This dude is clever.

[@manskken]

i want lee mack on taskmaster

[@marijeb278]

I've got some good news for you... season 11 !

[@manskken]

@marijeb278 wait what?? I've watched all of the seasons, why don't I recall?? omg

[@jameslant7268]

Funniest program on television especially when bobs on it

[@iamdb1990]

seriously, I'm gonna be SO sad when Lee dies, fucking national treasure

[@NicolasMogensen]

He's not THAT old.

[@iamdb1990]

@@NicolasMogensen he's not immortal, though, he's still gonna die eventually, more than likely before I do

[@budle89]

Should Lee be concerned about this... 🤣

[@georgehill3087]

1954 isn't a leap year either. 1956 is.

[@0ussama01]

Guys ! I still don't get David's comment about the 2/3 up + 1/3 3/4, a half Like wtf is going on. Lee's comment sounded logical to me. Is my brain not braining ?!

[@NicolasMogensen]

Lee says he was 2/3s up the tree. Then he tells how tall the tree was, 2/3s plus 1/3 (of that). Let's assume the tree is 9 meters tall. The guy is 2/3s up, so that'll be 6 meters up. Now, that doesn't fit with Lee's second statement. If the guy is 2/3s up the tree, that's still 6 meters BUT Lee says "Plus 1/3". 1/3 of 6 meters is 2 meters this the tree would have to be 8 meters tall. David is a very logically thinking person so he immediately catches that. David is talking about 3/4s. Let's assume the tree is 12 meters tall. If he is 3/4s up the tree, he's at 9 meters. Adding a 1/3 of THAT height (3 meters) would give us the correct measure of 12 meters for the tree. So yeah, David is spot on.

[@0ussama01]

@@NicolasMogensen so the clue is in "of that" Yep, got it. Thank you 🙏🏻 Now I can rest

[@dgphi]

What Lee said was correct. The guy was "Two-thirds of the way up," and tree was, "how high he was plus a third." The thirds here refer to thirds of the tree. That is just plain English. If I ate two-thirds of a pie plus another third, I wouldn't mean I ate two-thirds plus a third of two-thirds.

[@dgphi]

@@0ussama01 There was no "of that" however.

[@hal9khal]

David should have second job as an interrogator or maybe even inquisitor :-D

[@budle89]

He's playing a detective in a new series.

[@1995elnino]

The chapter says ‘Walk around the clock’, surely it’s meant to be ‘Wok around the clock’ ?

[@TheUnknownuser08]

I was going to ask about that

[@raulgalets]

the fact victoria was genuinely suprised lee's story was true, if given the mathematical knowledge, I believe he could beat her in a table of poker

[@jennypage2005]

Have you not seen the recent video of a boy who swallowed a whistle?

[@francis400]

The people took Steve in, when he was twenty one, by then he was too big to step over!

[@JacobGrippenMusic]

Lee’s great.

[@ninak28]

Where’s part 1

[@52341jk]

Can anyone explain the maths regarding how high lee was in the tree

[@munky342]

The guy was 2 thirds up the tree. Lee says the height of the tree is "plus a third", which sounds right, but that maths only works if you're taking the entire height of the tree into account. So there are 2 thirds of the whole below him, meaning that half of that is 1 third of the whole. A third of the tree below him would account for 1 quarter of the whole. So what Lee said would mean the guy would be 3/4 of the way up. It's basically just the semantics of using the word "plus".

[@52341jk]

@@munky342 I’ve genuinely had to draw this out to understand

[@munky342]

@@52341jk I had to draw it in my head to get it when I first heard it.

[@shiriajin]

Sarah was very invested in that story

[@giabarrone7422]

Hooter has a very different meaning in the US!

[@DimitriMoreira]

Who's the woman on Lee's team at 22:33?

[@h_craig]

Stacey Dooley

[@robinmccormack2]

Brilliant!

[@charliebosher9806]

I still don’t understand that tree maths of David. Someone explain!

[@ChrisNicholson-hk6su]

If he is 2/3 the way up then half of where he is, is 1/3 so the height of the tree is where he is plus the half ( which is 1/3)

[@charliebosher9806]

I’m still so confused. Explain it to me like I’m 5.

[@ChrisNicholson-hk6su]

@charliebosher9806 ok I will try again .... imagine the tree is only 6 feet .... he's 2/3 the way up the tree that means he is 4 feet up the tree .... so the height of the tree is where he is (4feet) plus another half (2 feet)

[@charliebosher9806]

Ahhhhh! I see. Of course. Thank you!

[@georgehill3087]

4:39, what did Lee say here? Because Una what?

[@LauriShowler]

Because Una Stubbs played Aunt Sallly in Wurzel Gummage

[@OhNoNotFrank]

Fun fact. Lee Mack has a medical degree, speaks *perfect* Norwegian and spent most of last summer as my private nurse. And nobody can convince me that it was just my imagination.

[@adi-sharma]

Can someone please explain 40:37 - Sally/Una bit?

[@budle89]

It's a reference to a British show where people with similar name is playing character with that name. Quite popular in UK.

[@adi-sharma]

@@budle89 Thank you. Was it worzel gummidge?

[@dlzmedia2792]

​@@adi-sharmaYes

[@beautifulNornIron]

Fella is a genius 👏

[@chrisrowles18]

Can anyone explain the tree thing?

[@chriswade9616]

Which part specifically?

[@nicosmind3]

Trees are plants that grow on Earth and often to huge sizes

[@pushthetempo2]

​@@nicosmind3Cheers it was touch and go there for a minute

[@twowheellatte]

First Lee says the skydiver 'was about 2/3rds of the way up the tree'. Let's just say 2/3rds. And then that 'the height of the tree was how high he was plus a third'. By 'a third' Lee refers to the total height of the tree: 2/3x (of the total height) + 1/3x (of the total height) = x (the total height). However, David thinks that 'plus a third' should refer to the 2/3rds mentioned earlier, not to the total height. David is correct in the sense that we can't use the total height as the basis of calculations, because at this point it is unknown, so the correct way is to say 'how high he was (2/3rds) plus a half' (of the 2/3rds). So, we should take the known 2/3rds and add a half of 2/3rds. The result is essentially the same: 2/3 + 1/3. TLDR: Lee means 1/3 of the total height of the tree and David means 1/2 of how high the skydiver was, but it comes to the same result.

[@vulkanac47]

@@twowheellatte thank you lol

[@richardfagan2546]

Lee the post office inquiry get Angela Van Bogey when she gets out of Prison she's brilliant M.I5 Material even the Gestapo wouldn't break this person bro trust me

[@talljoke]

This video smells of a dead fly.

[@ekwgrfkjeh]

nice

[@Dannyboy0202]

Can somebody help me i didn't get the Thailand sock shop joke

[@CaersethVarax]

Homophonic pun. (Neck) Tie Land could be a shop that sells formal clothes. Sock Shop is a real online retailer for small items, including ties

[@bf3sniper101]

Can anyone explain the sockshop joke at 6:35

[@rms_airpods6473]

clothes are often made in Asian countries in sweatshops which is what I assume the joke means

[@chairmanunderpants]

Thailand i.e. Tie-Land, no it was Sock-Shop. It’s a pleasant little pun.

[@joedeegan349]

Tie Land, Sock Shop

[@joedeegan349]

@@rms_airpods6473Thailand= Tie land. Sock shop.

[@hannahdice]

tie land - thai land - sock shop. Making a play on words with the thai and tie sounding the same, and then implying there is a place that sells ties called tie land, and the imaginary equivalent in this world of specialised single item shops - socks shop.

[@FutureAbe]

I can’t believe David didn’t catch the gigantic logical fallacy in the Railings story.. How could Lee get his head stuck in the same place at ages 9, and then again as an adult? Heads grow. Obviously a lie

[@GoatKnife]

They're not the same set of railings mr couch detective, as indicated by him specifying which set of railings david is asking about, "The 70's railings."

[@yesdcotchin]

To summarise your mistake, Lee's home town aged 9 isn't where he lived for railings 2

[@pineutrino]

Maybe Lee had deliberately shoved his head in the same railings not just twice in four decades, but also thousands of times in between, so that his slowly-growing head creaked the railing bars apart a teeny-tiny distance each time. And those distances added up.

[@BenjaminGoose]

OP messed up by not including some truths in this compilation.

[@kevinvercauteren3729]

There was one, but only one 14:08

[@willow4407]

The terracotta was a truth too 8:00

[@yesdcotchin]

​@@willow4407that's the same one

[@yesdcotchin]

​@@willow4407that's the same truth

[@AdlerDanEgoe]

with her bear hands?

[@divyaamohan9161]

No with her human hands

[@stuartcox4088]

For me, Lee Mack is definitely the worst part of this show. He seems more like a Butlins comedian with his tired dad jokes.

[@Sasquiny]

I swear... if there's no timestamps, im out!

[@ipellaers]

Wow so overrated CAN be condensed down to a person.

[@Ryattt81]

.................what?

[@ipellaers]

@@Ryattt81 sorry, which part didn't you get?

[@chriswade9616]

Nah, he's brilliant and very funny, you're just jealous.

[@ipellaers]

@@chriswade9616 lmao, I'm "jealous" because I don't think a mediocre comedian is "brilliant"? You're funny 😁

[@chriswade9616]

@@ipellaers Idk man, he's handsome, rich, famous, has a beautiful family, successful, funny. What the fuck are you up to?

[@nathanrogers7887]

Literally only 1 story in this that wasn’t in the first part to this

[@jnkmamma69]

Thankyou

[@TheDandonian]

Did anyone check David's maths on the tree thing? They all seemed to clap him as if he were right.... ⅔ + ⅓ = 1 not ⅔ + ½

[@liammoody7640]

It's the way it is worded that makes correct. I don't think I would explain it without pictures

[@TheDandonian]

@@liammoody7640 I don't see how but then, I am an idiot. If the man is ⅔ up a 9ft tree, he's 6ft up so I guess plus a 3rd of 6ft would only be 8ft, where as plus a half of 6ft would make it a 9ft tree. So it bares out. I am indeed an idiot.

[@lenfarag1999]

You're applying the logic wrong. Lee said he was 2/3 of the tree up. So below him was 2/3 of the tree and above him was 1/3. This means that above him was half of what was below him. The math is 2/3 + 1/2*2/3=2/3 + 1/3=1

[@TheDandonian]

@@lenfarag1999 Indeed! And thank you.

[@sws212]

It's a play on Lee's words because Lee is wanting to say he's 2/3 up with another 1/3 left of the tree but his actual words imply there's 1/3 of his current tree height left or 1/6. David is just using Lee's current definition of 1/3 left should be 1/2 because 1/2 of 2/3 is 1/3. It's very particular English language semantics and I'm assuming some of the audience are just going along with it because either way works.