Whenever Lee says he was 9 years old , he is lying 🤣🤣
@liammuhlhahn7808 ай бұрын
Lee's wife catches so many strays on this show hahaha. 😂
@kooolkidninjamaster8 ай бұрын
Makes me thinks he actually loves her sooo much
@liammuhlhahn7807 ай бұрын
Oh of course. Its all love haha@kooolkidninjamaster
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
I'm sure when you're married to a comedian and knows full well what his job is beforehand, you agree to tolerate some banter.
@highlandoutsider6 ай бұрын
Im sure she counts marrying Lee as catching a stray too 😅
@budle896 ай бұрын
She was charmed by him around the time he was a starter comedian! And she's gorgeous as well (while he was looking like a sick person 🤣). Unless he hold some dark secret on her, the fact that she got charmed by him before his success, was very telling his quality as a person. And hers.
@LiloKey5 күн бұрын
He's so quick witted its genuinely amazing
@jasneetsingh51428 ай бұрын
For each of these, they give Lee Mack a spoon and expect him to use it as a shovel.
@leaffinite20012 ай бұрын
And we all take great joy in how he brandishes it like a sword
@henrygaida70488 ай бұрын
It's such a pleasure seeing both Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell exercising ruthless logic against Lee.
@FakingANerve8 ай бұрын
1:35 "...and that's when the donkey fell in love with me. We've been married ever since. Thank you." 😂😂😂
@highlandoutsider7 ай бұрын
Victoria's face at the cook pot reveal kills me 😦🤣
@jobryan1916 ай бұрын
I believe Lee might think that story was true, but it so wasn't. He clearly has a problem with the concept..
@sonicdiablo89684 ай бұрын
@@jobryan191 ?
@squiglemcsquigle84144 ай бұрын
@@jobryan191 wow who would think a comedian would add untrue jokes into a story on a show where you have to make the otherside think you are lying. Wow such a strange concept
@paigexwhite8 ай бұрын
"she climbed that tree" "with her bare hands?" "no no she's got human hands"
The reason this works so well is Mr Mitchell's angry teacher against Mr Mack's naughty schoolboy trying to talk his way out of trouble.
@Morgan-lf2vu8 ай бұрын
they always give Lee the most ridiculous ones, i assume on purpose so we can hear his wit even in the crazy circumstances
@BogusNoise8 ай бұрын
I've been thinking similar - they've gone through all the stories from his past so now they see it as an improv prompt and it's an unbilled but inherent part of the show
@Morgan-lf2vu8 ай бұрын
@@BogusNoise but the thing is they rarely give David an absurd lie but it seems to be always Lee which is funny
@johnfrank93438 ай бұрын
The lie he was given about the gas stations was the perfect example of this 😂
@stuartslater1988 ай бұрын
Well done…
@vidareggum61188 ай бұрын
I’ve been paying close attention to him, and the man has a lightning fast mind. Lee is incredible.
@EdelweisSusie8 ай бұрын
Given Rob, David & Lee have socialised and become good friends for 15+ years I do find it hard to believe that they don’t know all these stories about one another already.
@Reptex_cs8 ай бұрын
Sometimes they have to act like they don't. Like when Lee set a world record in darts
@micmackman44448 ай бұрын
Once the show took off and they realized it might run for several years, I wonder if they made up stories of their lives, told over dinners, that were not true. Something to keep a bit of plausible ambiguity between them just for the show.
@Reptex_cs8 ай бұрын
@@micmackman4444 😄
@squiglemcsquigle84144 ай бұрын
When lee rob or david tell a story they always take the contestants opinions
@leaffinite20012 ай бұрын
You can tell in like 90% of situations dave and lee are pretty sure but thats why they let the teams decide when they can
@thatevilducky8 ай бұрын
They need to do a special where Lee and his wife have a dinner with David and Victoria. Make it 2 hours long minimum.
@datgrrl_official7 ай бұрын
How very invasive...and stalkerish... Lee's wife obviously has no desire to be known...or she would have been in one of Lee's other programmes over the years... how bizarre that the content David and Lee produce is not enough for you... touch grass...
@theDataStudent7 ай бұрын
@@datgrrl_official Its even more bizzare than you managed to take offence at a youtube comment from, lets face it, a relative nobody, just like you and me.....
@piecewisefunctioneer7 ай бұрын
@@jrspiritcommunicator7611 Come dine with me david and Lee edition David: a very fancy 3 course meal with elegant entertainment. Lee: Heinz tomato soup, kebab, jelly and ice cream. Entertainment: dog races with ale and bar snacks 😂😂
@benjammin94716 ай бұрын
I don't think his wife wants to spend 2 hours of that posh one with the beard constantly looking at her
@jrspiritcommunicator76116 ай бұрын
@@benjammin9471 Who, Victoria? 😂
@NonamenoHAndle0008 ай бұрын
The crapping in the bath joke was quick and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peteharper32998 ай бұрын
So much happened to Lee between the ages of 8 and 10...
@LB-px9td4 ай бұрын
Lee’s mind works really fast. Amazing
@dan301624 ай бұрын
One of the funniest men on the planet. I love Lee Mack
@o-_-ojb8 ай бұрын
8:22 His wit is so quick. This joke always gets me. 😂
@olidaniels8 ай бұрын
Love how Rob always looks over to David to see his reaction to them
@beckynelson67864 ай бұрын
Lee Mack is such good value!Always hilarious!
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.10 күн бұрын
Jon applauding David's math skills 🤣
@sohailhussain96628 ай бұрын
4 people looked but no one saw it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I must’ve replayed that a million times
@nnamdiazike4 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@chriswade9616Ай бұрын
@@nnamdiazike small penis joke
@mg-roveradverts5 ай бұрын
Lee Mack is just incredible 🤣 god I love him
@bakchormeeman78646 ай бұрын
He’s so freaking good lol how the hell is he so quick lol
@onlyguitar10015 ай бұрын
"They tried butter, they tried olive oil, I'm talking about the second incident, not my mum and the fireman." 🤣
@piecewisefunctioneer7 ай бұрын
Wearing armour is a lot easier than carrying it NGL. I've done it before. A mate and I also got in trouble on our way to a HEMA display. Our bus knocked so we had an hour to wait. As foolish young 17 year olds we both were wearing armour and had our long swords on us. We decided to have a sword fight in the street for a laugh. A copper pulled over, looked a little scared, and asked us to put our swords on the floor. We did, he got out and had a discussion with us. We ended up having to get our mates mum to pick us up as it was the only way we were allowed to keep our kit. We got bollocked but we managed to keep it as a slap on the wrist 😂😂
@MichelleDalkin8 ай бұрын
Hello from Australia. Watch these episodes everyday . Wonderful talent and hilarious
@davidgillettuk96388 ай бұрын
An Aussie would get the humour 😀 👍
@whatlez8 ай бұрын
Lee just gets stitched up with all these stories 😂
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
The writers know he's top notch at adlibbing.
@hawsrulebegin77686 ай бұрын
This man is incredible. Love the way he makes things even harder for himself!
@SLEEPYJK8 ай бұрын
"it's tighter to get it out, than it is to put it in" ....... 👀
@colmastro43738 ай бұрын
Chinese baby Steve Jenkins 😂😂😂😂
@TTraveller37 ай бұрын
Lee, David and Rob are a brilliant team!!!! Great show!
@davidevans322726 күн бұрын
when he says.. "..i'm not even married.." and the look he gives... brilliant 🙂 very funny
@vladimirimp8 ай бұрын
I love seeing David and Olivia together. Peep Show nostalgia.
@DaTestKa6 ай бұрын
20:41. It's tighter to get it out then to to put it in.. The face😂😂
@colleenbarber35178 ай бұрын
OMG!!! I spewed my tea with Lee’ rendition of nearly swallowing a hooter. What a quick brain he has.
@Ram92026z10 күн бұрын
Lol! Why can't I get to watch these shows live in America?? Murders and sense of humor, nobody can watch the Brits. OMG, Lee is the GOAT and David is my hero. Lol!! This is just genius at work and to think it is impromptu and not scripted. is just amazing!! Lee I repeat, is the GOAT!!
@boahnation99328 ай бұрын
Part 2!!! Finally 😁 thank you!!
@markwells32899 күн бұрын
There's are argument to be made that Lee Mack might be the best improviser on the planet.
@lobsterstinkАй бұрын
Wok around the Clock I can't even 😭
@jakobbauz8 ай бұрын
The guy really is a genius.
@siucracos8 ай бұрын
He's got one of the quickest wits I've ever seen
@SubjectiveFunny7 ай бұрын
@@siucracos I can't think of anyone quicker.. Maybe Tim Dillon or Tony Hinchcliffe, but I dont think they come close enough..
@rjb63274 ай бұрын
Lee Mack has such a quick wit.
@sylvicee10722 ай бұрын
Wonderfully witty Lee 😆
@MatthewDavies-n4tАй бұрын
This guy😂 brilliant.
@fgljn75357 ай бұрын
Haha, loved the Young Ones reference @ 8:24!
@passengerplanetearth5 ай бұрын
Poor Lee, after all these series there can't be one true story left in the guy.
@WYJAFAK27 ай бұрын
Lees minds too fast. There are so many opportunities for a joke that just past us (at least me) by that I don’t even know until he jumps on them.
@octodaddy8776 ай бұрын
Bob and Lee are like direct opposites, in that every clip I watch of Lee the story he's telling is a lie and every clip I watch of Bob the story he's telling is a truth
@jpbroadwater8 ай бұрын
"Thailand... no, not Thailand, ... Sock shop" How does he think of this stuff? :)
@wajihbec10877 ай бұрын
can you please explain that one to me?
@jpbroadwater7 ай бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 The word Thailand, when said, could be misinterpreted as "Tie Land" (as in the name of a shop that sells neckties)... Lee then compared that with a REAL shop that sells socks here in the UK called Sock Shop. :) Makes sense?
@wajihbec10877 ай бұрын
@@jpbroadwater oh wow i would have never figured that out but it's genius! Thank you.
@nothingtoseehere937 ай бұрын
Lee is a once in a generation comedian like John Cleese
@inconnectionwithnature88265 ай бұрын
I’ve seen the hang glider in a tree part many times and I can never understand David’s correction. If there are 2/3 the height of the tree below the hang glider pilot, that’s leaves 1/3 more above. Not ½. What am I missing?
@sws2125 ай бұрын
You can convert the tree into a height that actually makes sense when divided by 3. In this case, it would be 1.5 or 3. Here Lee is at the 2 mark and there's an extra 1/2 of his location or 1, making the full tree height 3 so each 3rd portion of the tree is actually 1/3 that tree. It's more language semantics because Lee is wanting to say 1/3 of the tree but his actual statement "his height + 1/3" is actually implying 1/3 of his 2/3 or 1/6.
@esquilax55634 ай бұрын
1/3 of the whole tree is above him, but that's 1/2 of his own height above the ground
@budle896 ай бұрын
He shared a super funny and WILTY-worthy anecdote in Joe's podcast. I'm surprised how come they haven't used that anecdote for WILTY. There was an international diva involved in it.
@ScottJones-d7s8 ай бұрын
Do the comedians receive the cards ahead of time? It has to be the case, otherwise Lee Mack is not of this world!
@emiliehallingstad46718 ай бұрын
No, Rob says at the beginning of every show, that they (the guests) haven't seen the cards.
@klackon18 ай бұрын
Rob Brydon has stated on during interviews/podcasts that they don't: and also stated that when he and his wife go out to dinner with Lee Mack and his wife, Lee displays the same lightening wit.
@OxInTheWild8 ай бұрын
Lee is well known for his quick thinking and wit.
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
@@emiliehallingstad4671 And if they did, I'm sure after so many seasons SOMEBODY on the show would have come out to say if they did, intentionally or accidentally.
@robertryan67826 ай бұрын
No, was confirmed on The Rest Is Entertainment.
@chrishowe86147 ай бұрын
I hope Lee gets paid a lot more than the other 2...that's a lot of work even with the incredible talent behind it!
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
Not sure there. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a world class host, somebody who knows how to deliver just the right amount of fun and humour while giving the stage to the guests. I'm not always a fan of Jimmy Carrs standups but he's amazing hosting 8 out of 10 cats and Catsdown. If you look at the UK TV scene on a whole, it's always the same 12-15 people who host panel shows and game shows and that's for good reason. And David Mitchell is a national treasure!
@mreckes99675 ай бұрын
Lee Mack, fastest man on the planet.
@brocknspectre12215 ай бұрын
They always give Lee such indefensible lies
@TankUSA2 ай бұрын
Someone explain the height of the tree to me because David Mitchell’s response makes zero sense to me.
@adamcuthbert32562 ай бұрын
He said he was 2 thirds up the tree, and the tree height was how far up he was, plus a third. So the total height would only be a third of the 2 thirds that he was already up it. Which wouldn't make him 2 thirds up the tree to begin with. To be 2 thirds up the tree, the total height has to be half of the distance he is already up it half of 2 is 1, 1+2 is 3. 3 parts of something are split onto thirds.
@silas344 ай бұрын
Poor little 9 year old Lee had a terrible year
@Noir-st4sx7 ай бұрын
This dude is clever.
@JacobGrippenMusic8 ай бұрын
Lee’s great.
@Sonny9845 ай бұрын
Lee Mack the legend of WILTY And Sean lock the legend of 8oo10c
@pleappleappleap4 күн бұрын
1954 isn't a leap year either. Odd numbers in the decades digit means 2 and 6 in the year. 1952 or 1956.
@MultimediaIreland6 ай бұрын
Tommy Cooper must've been an influence.
@francis4003 ай бұрын
The people took Steve in, when he was twenty one, by then he was too big to step over!
@ninak287 ай бұрын
Where’s part 1
@cosplayshopАй бұрын
About the days of the week, you can actually calculate any day of the week if you are given a day, it will always be 1 days before this year if it is not a leap year, 2 days if it was, because a year is 52 weeks time 7 plus 1 (2 if it was leap year) So, chrismas Day 2024 is Wednesday, we know Chrismas Day 2023 was Monday (2024 is a leap year) and 2023 is Sunday 2022 is Saturday
@jameslant72686 ай бұрын
Funniest program on television especially when bobs on it
@amselite11tv2 ай бұрын
Might have to take this down soon
@liamnevilleviolist18092 ай бұрын
48:37 - I would've actually said 54cm for the lovely lady, 61cm for Mr Mitchell and 63cm - 64cm for Mr Doherty. Just saying, as someone who wears top quality hats and someone who supplies hats for other people.
@jennypage20058 ай бұрын
Have you not seen the recent video of a boy who swallowed a whistle?
@georgehill30878 ай бұрын
1954 isn't a leap year either. 1956 is.
@raymondvizard16058 ай бұрын
Why don't you put your name down,for an allotment near your new home.The container garden is going to be great,I can't wait for the vids.
@jungeunji82898 ай бұрын
Does lee mack ever tell the truth lol?
@graemeadamson72726 ай бұрын
Lee Mack is a talent that will not be replicated for a very long time , if ever . David Mitchell is an incredibly clever man even to his own annoyance . Ohh, and there's a third person on there but I've totally forgotten who it is with him being totally irrelevant and welsh . 2/3 ain't bad ay ? 😅😅
@beautifulNornIron5 ай бұрын
Fella is a genius 👏
@adi-sharma6 ай бұрын
Can someone please explain 40:37 - Sally/Una bit?
@budle896 ай бұрын
It's a reference to a British show where people with similar name is playing character with that name. Quite popular in UK.
@adi-sharma6 ай бұрын
@@budle89 Thank you. Was it worzel gummidge?
@dlzmedia27924 ай бұрын
@@adi-sharmaYes
@robinmccormack28 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@1995elnino7 ай бұрын
The chapter says ‘Walk around the clock’, surely it’s meant to be ‘Wok around the clock’ ?
@TheUnknownuser084 ай бұрын
I was going to ask about that
@manskken8 ай бұрын
i want lee mack on taskmaster
@marijeb2788 ай бұрын
I've got some good news for you... season 11 !
@manskken8 ай бұрын
@marijeb278 wait what?? I've watched all of the seasons, why don't I recall?? omg
@DimitriMoreira2 ай бұрын
Who's the woman on Lee's team at 22:33?
@h_craig2 ай бұрын
Stacey Dooley
@stephenhardy7788 ай бұрын
Amazing how they find mac Mitchell and brydon couldn't get no better if they tried. 😊.
@0ussama016 ай бұрын
Guys ! I still don't get David's comment about the 2/3 up + 1/3 3/4, a half Like wtf is going on. Lee's comment sounded logical to me. Is my brain not braining ?!
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
Lee says he was 2/3s up the tree. Then he tells how tall the tree was, 2/3s plus 1/3 (of that). Let's assume the tree is 9 meters tall. The guy is 2/3s up, so that'll be 6 meters up. Now, that doesn't fit with Lee's second statement. If the guy is 2/3s up the tree, that's still 6 meters BUT Lee says "Plus 1/3". 1/3 of 6 meters is 2 meters this the tree would have to be 8 meters tall. David is a very logically thinking person so he immediately catches that. David is talking about 3/4s. Let's assume the tree is 12 meters tall. If he is 3/4s up the tree, he's at 9 meters. Adding a 1/3 of THAT height (3 meters) would give us the correct measure of 12 meters for the tree. So yeah, David is spot on.
@0ussama015 ай бұрын
@@NicolasMogensen so the clue is in "of that" Yep, got it. Thank you 🙏🏻 Now I can rest
@dgphi2 ай бұрын
What Lee said was correct. The guy was "Two-thirds of the way up," and tree was, "how high he was plus a third." The thirds here refer to thirds of the tree. That is just plain English. If I ate two-thirds of a pie plus another third, I wouldn't mean I ate two-thirds plus a third of two-thirds.
@dgphi2 ай бұрын
@@0ussama01 There was no "of that" however.
@JohnDoe-tp8mcАй бұрын
11:41 😂😂
@iamdb19908 ай бұрын
seriously, I'm gonna be SO sad when Lee dies, fucking national treasure
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
He's not THAT old.
@iamdb19906 ай бұрын
@@NicolasMogensen he's not immortal, though, he's still gonna die eventually, more than likely before I do
@budle896 ай бұрын
Should Lee be concerned about this... 🤣
@hal9khal3 ай бұрын
David should have second job as an interrogator or maybe even inquisitor :-D
@budle893 ай бұрын
He's playing a detective in a new series.
@seanmadison63608 ай бұрын
Lee doesn't even attempt to make his lies believable. Sort of defeats the point. 😄
@noneyabizz83378 ай бұрын
They give him the worst cards!
@seanmadison63608 ай бұрын
@@noneyabizz8337 That is true. He does seem to get the most unbelievable plots!
@NicolasMogensen6 ай бұрын
The UK has a very long tradition of absurdish comedy. It's perfectly acceptable as soon as it's clear that no one is gonna believe a specific story to go all out and make it as outlandish and unbelievable as possible.
@Phoe8D6 ай бұрын
The joke is to see if anyone could possibly fall for it
@Sepilein16 ай бұрын
@@noneyabizz8337 well if bob mortimer would be getting the cards it would sound too real. So they gave them to lee
@52341jk7 ай бұрын
Can anyone explain the maths regarding how high lee was in the tree
@munky3427 ай бұрын
The guy was 2 thirds up the tree. Lee says the height of the tree is "plus a third", which sounds right, but that maths only works if you're taking the entire height of the tree into account. So there are 2 thirds of the whole below him, meaning that half of that is 1 third of the whole. A third of the tree below him would account for 1 quarter of the whole. So what Lee said would mean the guy would be 3/4 of the way up. It's basically just the semantics of using the word "plus".
@52341jk7 ай бұрын
@@munky342 I’ve genuinely had to draw this out to understand
@munky3427 ай бұрын
@@52341jk I had to draw it in my head to get it when I first heard it.
@chrisrowles188 ай бұрын
Can anyone explain the tree thing?
@chriswade96168 ай бұрын
Which part specifically?
@nicosmind38 ай бұрын
Trees are plants that grow on Earth and often to huge sizes
@pushthetempo28 ай бұрын
@@nicosmind3Cheers it was touch and go there for a minute
@twowheellatte8 ай бұрын
First Lee says the skydiver 'was about 2/3rds of the way up the tree'. Let's just say 2/3rds. And then that 'the height of the tree was how high he was plus a third'. By 'a third' Lee refers to the total height of the tree: 2/3x (of the total height) + 1/3x (of the total height) = x (the total height). However, David thinks that 'plus a third' should refer to the 2/3rds mentioned earlier, not to the total height. David is correct in the sense that we can't use the total height as the basis of calculations, because at this point it is unknown, so the correct way is to say 'how high he was (2/3rds) plus a half' (of the 2/3rds). So, we should take the known 2/3rds and add a half of 2/3rds. The result is essentially the same: 2/3 + 1/3. TLDR: Lee means 1/3 of the total height of the tree and David means 1/2 of how high the skydiver was, but it comes to the same result.
@vulkanac478 ай бұрын
@@twowheellatte thank you lol
@giabarrone74226 ай бұрын
Hooter has a very different meaning in the US!
@ekwgrfkjeh5 ай бұрын
nice
@shaunhamid51048 ай бұрын
I think Alex bring's the best out of Lee.
@charliebosher98067 ай бұрын
I still don’t understand that tree maths of David. Someone explain!
@ChrisNicholson-hk6su7 ай бұрын
If he is 2/3 the way up then half of where he is, is 1/3 so the height of the tree is where he is plus the half ( which is 1/3)
@charliebosher98067 ай бұрын
I’m still so confused. Explain it to me like I’m 5.
@ChrisNicholson-hk6su7 ай бұрын
@charliebosher9806 ok I will try again .... imagine the tree is only 6 feet .... he's 2/3 the way up the tree that means he is 4 feet up the tree .... so the height of the tree is where he is (4feet) plus another half (2 feet)
@charliebosher98067 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh! I see. Of course. Thank you!
@georgehill30878 ай бұрын
4:39, what did Lee say here? Because Una what?
@LauriShowler8 ай бұрын
Because Una Stubbs played Aunt Sallly in Wurzel Gummage
@bf3sniper1017 ай бұрын
Can anyone explain the sockshop joke at 6:35
@rms_airpods64737 ай бұрын
clothes are often made in Asian countries in sweatshops which is what I assume the joke means
@chairmanunderpants7 ай бұрын
Thailand i.e. Tie-Land, no it was Sock-Shop. It’s a pleasant little pun.
@joedeegan3497 ай бұрын
Tie Land, Sock Shop
@joedeegan3497 ай бұрын
@@rms_airpods6473Thailand= Tie land. Sock shop.
@hannahdice6 ай бұрын
tie land - thai land - sock shop. Making a play on words with the thai and tie sounding the same, and then implying there is a place that sells ties called tie land, and the imaginary equivalent in this world of specialised single item shops - socks shop.
@shiriajin8 ай бұрын
Sarah was very invested in that story
@raulgalets4 ай бұрын
the fact victoria was genuinely suprised lee's story was true, if given the mathematical knowledge, I believe he could beat her in a table of poker
@richardfagan25468 ай бұрын
Lee the post office inquiry get Angela Van Bogey when she gets out of Prison she's brilliant M.I5 Material even the Gestapo wouldn't break this person bro trust me
@Dannyboy02027 ай бұрын
Can somebody help me i didn't get the Thailand sock shop joke
@CaersethVarax7 ай бұрын
Homophonic pun. (Neck) Tie Land could be a shop that sells formal clothes. Sock Shop is a real online retailer for small items, including ties
@OhNoNotFrank7 ай бұрын
Fun fact. Lee Mack has a medical degree, speaks *perfect* Norwegian and spent most of last summer as my private nurse. And nobody can convince me that it was just my imagination.
@talljoke8 ай бұрын
This video smells of a dead fly.
@BenjaminGoose8 ай бұрын
OP messed up by not including some truths in this compilation.