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[@SloanPhotographers385]

[@daydreaminreality7807]

The way he tells everyone about merideth being okay KILLS ME EVERYTIME LMAOOO

[@awakening941]

😂😂😂

[@Johnny_Serenity]

Then Stanley’s reaction “what is wrong with you?!” LOL

[@thynze]

I like your name

[@sabin97]

hey! the doctors did the best they could....

[@rg9810]

The doctors tried to save her life....they did the best that they could.......And.......she's gonna be okay..

[@shari-ann4529]

"What is wrong with you?" 😂😂😂😂

[@cheesesteakphilly]

Then Andy did the same thing with Dwight when he was doing to Florida.

[@AawhanKafle]

everybody inside the car was fine

[@custardclips7751]

Well I suspect that the doctors DID try to save her life and they DID the best that they could so I guess he wasn't lying.

[@markmaish7173]

@@shari-ann4529 Yep! 😆

[@MichaelScott-kr5ij]

*That's how it goes sometimes. You lose everything, and everything falls apart and eventually you die, and no one remembers you.* -Dwight K. Schrute

[@spiderdan8820]

That is a very good point Dwight -Michael Scott

[@OFNDKing]

Hi Michael

[@ev6558]

Beets is recession proof.

[@gregaciousgracieux8939]

Dwight will be remembered, so he ain't right.

[@MatthewBates9124]

🏑🏠

[@aykayjk]

I love that Michael opens the door for the camera person when the car was in the lake. I don't know why, it's such a simple moment but so funny

[@parryyotter]

I’m pretty sure he was trying to rescue the basket lol

[@boxinglover5119]

it's for save basket man.

[@CA-GAming]

@@parryyotter he said "get out of there" when he opened the door and the camera-man did get out

[@SROD_559]

Bruh how did i just barely notice that 😂🤣

[@mustang8206]

I thought it was for the basket

[@camilalebron7557]

“IT CAN’T MEAN THAT, THERE’S A LAKE THERE, THIS IS THE LAKE, THIS IS THE LAKE” -Dwight Schrute

[@succulentus2771]

"THE MACHINE KNOOWWWSS..." My favorite scene, has me dying every time

[@mamalarsen2542]

That’s like one of my biggest fears

[@BlueTroll]

Volkswagen bug moment

[@JDP2104]

That's probably the most panicked Dwight has ever been this entire show

[@King-lb4pi]

“NO, IT’S UP THERE! THERE’S NO ROAD HERE!!!”

[@xavierpaddie9370]

the “DAMMIT MICHAEL!” gets me every time😂

[@TheForlornEidolon777]

Patreeky: The Goat

[@King-lb4pi]

His reaction at 7:19, maybe “dammit ERIN!”, because she wanted to see Andy, remember?

[@hellofin02]

Same HAHA

[@thearkhamtropeognathus2181]

That scene where Pam freaks out is some of the best “angry acting” I have ever seen

[@SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam]

I know it's acting and all but it upsets me to see Pam like that.

[@adityajagtap98]

Yes One other angry moment is when Stanley says "DID I STUTTER". After that even Michael gets angry for the first time ever

[@Steve-Handsomelady]

Wow very low standards

[@King-lb4pi]

The reason her child who shall remain nameless, cried like six times in the show. Because Michael said they don’t want her kid to come out a lawyer, remember?

[@TheSuperNats]

Jenna Fischer doesn’t get enough credit for her acting on the show tbh

[@chevyjai6057]

idk what's funnier, jim's reaction to michael's punches or the fact that creed's smug face gives away how much he actually knows about fighting and violence

[@buffaloblack3993]

🤯 U right about creed

[@mattslupek7988]

And Phyllis with her camera taking pictures!!

[@pgg-y4n]

Sometimes I just forget how chaotic this show is...... Edit- 2 years later, I stand corrected.

[@organiccontent6754]

We need it back on Netflix :((

[@levi_exiled8579]

This is why it's really entertaining.

[@trevorphilips2066]

@@organiccontent6754 it's on Prime Video

[@abhinavdixit3037]

@@trevorphilips2066 only in India:)

[@trevorphilips2066]

@@abhinavdixit3037 and Brasil

[@adityatamse5258]

Everybody inside the car was fine Stanley -Micheal Scott

[@jynxvxa8342]

I love *Micheal* scott

[@kanedalziel1761]

raises a good point tho

[@Benjaminthemighty]

@@kanedalziel1761 agreed no reason not to go with him

[@angelicaterry3367]

i have never watched the office, now i have to

[@smallsthetimelord4066]

@@angelicaterry3367 yes you do

[@PopeMcGrope]

And people think prison Mike wasn’t a real animal.

[@FALslayer]

How do you think he got the name

[@SalisburyJim31]

There were Dementors flying around and it hoit!

[@Rodrigo-ty2if]

" I'm gonna started dating your mom even harder " " You know what that mean " Forget about violence, Michael is savage

[@randobudgetgaming]

and that night my friend, Michael Scott approached the back door

[@joycampi7233]

@@randobudgetgaming Lololololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gargoyles9999]

That’s what she said

[@Homelanderwasright]

Your english is bad

[@rickjames21]

"Barack is president Stanely! You're black Stanely!" Best dialogue in the entire 9 seasons

[@leahdresser2290]

Definitely a great moment, lol

[@parryyotter]

Stanley*

[@Lovely-yg7ie]

Lmao the exact lines they went through my head when I saw the thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@hardlockvevo4302]

Not the best, one of the better moments but not the best

[@tejaspatel1698]

does anyone noticed kevin eating chips behind.

[@abolishice591]

5:50 kills me every time "Dammit Michael!"

[@newps3slimify]

Omg the wine bottle and balloons scene is so unrated its like a hidden gem

[@hannibalb8276]

And the boos

[@ianalyzeeverysecondiexist]

That's a fantastic scene - I laughed out loud, especially because you could just hear how the wine bottle kept rolling. The only person besides Michael who could do something just as stupid and awkward is probably Kevin:-D

[@overallchampion539]

@@ianalyzeeverysecondiexist Same. Perfect execution

[@hossam5445]

His face 😂😂😭

[@emilyfvdksvk2629]

That scene is one of the bests. It gets me everytime.

[@camerondowney6413]

I’ve never noticed how Michael saves the camera man from the car.

[@Backwardsman95]

*Cameraman quietly exits drowning vehicle*

[@Pro24zach]

he first tries to pull the car out of the water.

[@bluerichie4893]

I always thought he was going for the gift basket lol

[@salvadorenoify]

@@bluerichie4893 poo you are right it is the basket

[@soumyasingh160]

This is going to be a very good year ...... This is what I felt about 2021

[@wombatperson5431]

We were so wrong. I am NOT having a good time.

[@billannala1709]

2021 is a pretty good year so far :/

[@soumyasingh160]

@@billannala1709 Not if you are in India

[@billannala1709]

@@soumyasingh160 tru

[@karelbaki4172]

“berry guud”

[@Bendigo1]

The fact that "Michael" could actually operate the forklift good enough to make it look like he couldn't is pretty impressive.

[@captainmorgan88]

I wonder if I'm the only person who looked up "how to drive a forklift" because of this comment

[@BrianJ.]

forklifts are not that hard to drive dude.

[@seanfunnelwebman]

I know this is a late reply. You do have to be certified for forklifts.

[@BrianJ.]

@@seanfunnelwebman Yes. But it is like a 1 day course.

[@Kojitsu]

@@seanfunnelwebman It's easy. Where I work you can get certified in like an hour. Quick online training and quiz and then hands on with a coach then they print your certificate. Done.

[@batgurrl]

Pam Vs Michael when he was dating her mother was an EPIC fight and the only time she went against him

[@alyssapinon9670]

She was the one who woke up and chose violence... literally

[@pascaldi2355]

That version of Pam is disgusting

[@nou257]

@@pascaldi2355 nah. she just cares about her mother. she knows michael

[@gmind9037]

@@pascaldi2355 why? because she was standing up for herself and her mum? Michael deserved every word AND that badass slap

[@shivampatel4595]

@@gmind9037 Why tho? Her mother was happy and Michael was happy. They're both adults; they don't need Pam out of all people deciding for her. And Michael is a good person, in past relationships, he was very patient and caring. Pam's just a selfish bi-

[@gammelmorfarn9525]

The best part is when the GPS goes ”Make a U turn, if possible” as they are abandoning the car... Guess Dwight was right after all

[@khyati7733]

Steve Carell is a genius and slayed every scene he was in 🤣🤣🤣

[@Moose803]

He be in trouble round here and Steven colbert.

[@Kruppt808]

Even Steven

[@shoresy6927]

The karate scene between Dwight and Michael upset me because I had more confidence in Dwight

[@Bendigo1]

Especially if he was a purple belt.

[@danrook5757]

Maybe he trained with Kramer from Seinfeld

[@SomP0]

They show later in the series that his Sensei Ira was basically grifting Dwight and Dwight didn’t actually learn anything.

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

The comedy of Dwight is that he acts like this genius warrior survivor, but in reality he’s none of those things

[@bufficliff8978]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 He became it, though. Once he stopped being Michael's lap dog and gained self respect he started getting his life together, and it took a realistic amount of time.

[@SROD_559]

This show will forever have a special place in my heart

[@sis5239]

Yess

[@maurotruscello1065]

9:20 Pam holding her laugh is just so precious.

[@ailo8964]

Michael is very kind even when he chose the violent way. He opened the door for the cameraman. 4:25

[@thenutcrackernerd6732]

He doesn’t choose violence, violence chooses him

[@gargoyles9999]

That’s what she said

[@sis5239]

I'm screaming

[@thelatino-wq4zy]

Nobody: Kevin: SWEEP THE LEG

[@ammarkhan6883]

He actually tries it

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

NO MERCY!

[@sis5239]

Lmaoooo

[@JDP2104]

I dont think Dwignt ever gets so panicky as he does when Michael is driving into the lake

[@bababoi3187]

The part where michael was at the theatre killed me. I have never laughed so much in all my life. My jaws hurt.

[@BDUBZ49]

Most people's stomachs hurt when they laugh hard. You laugh with your jaw?

[@bababoi3187]

@@BDUBZ49 sometimes,yeah

[@calebtas1]

“Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team, I feel very blessed” hits Meridith 😂😂

[@CS-er3ib]

"Dammit Michael!" is so iconic. Shame O'Neal didn't enjoy being on the show.

[@Ricee_e]

He didn’t enjoy being on the show?

[@CS-er3ib]

@@Ricee_e apparently he wasn't happy to be there. I did some googling but couldn't find much info. Hopefully I'm wrong.

[@setamakoto]

@@Ricee_e hes dead thouy

[@mofa6134]

@@setamakoto for real?

[@nonam3s473]

He said on opie and Anthony that he hated the long days of shooting for such short screen time

[@tearsforfearsfan2]

After years of watching the Office, I've just now noticed Michael's Freudian slip @0:26: "That's what I HAVE to come home to." Love this show.

[@coolopotomus556]

I love michael's "surprised squirrel" face after he hits meredith

[@peterclaeys5402]

Did you just call pikachu a squirrel

[@JediJJ24]

The wine bottle rolling had me rolling

[@sanudaliyanage7980]

7:05 This guys reaction the second time is gold

[@SourRobo8364]

Joker: Michael was always just one bad day away.

[@ohmygoshitscole]

Michael Scott: ultimate fighter

[@zi1590]

“Open your mouth” That’s what she said 🥺

[@andrewgracia1443]

5:55 Dammit Michael lmao

[@hotdamndan9892]

The way Meredith looks like when Michael hits her always cracks me up

[@ExplosiveFetus]

Michael opened the door and made sure the camera man got out of the car when it was in water. What a gentleman.

[@afgpielover]

Michael: in the boss whose driving Stanley: you can't be serious you hit someone with your car Michael: EVERYONE INSIDE THE CAR WAS FINE STANLEY!!

[@joshrowlinson5565]

As stupid as this is, Michael is right🤣

[@gardenlover9663]

I love that the cameraman takes the time to swing around and shoot the basket. That man is committed to his craft.

[@rexraptor1094]

“I fell like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” - Michael Scott

[@dord4453]

💀💀💀

[@iswap007]

Dwight swimming in the knee deep water. Of course,he trained for that.

[@joshuaboykin3225]

“DAMMIT MICHAEL!” Gets me every time😂

[@EliDontDoIt]

I like how the cameraman stays silent and still when they’re in a sinking car

[@Daniel-sx6vc]

I still can’t get over how Dwight and Michael we’re struggling to not drown in knee high water

[@HiImMiggy]

"That's what I have to come home to." I hope people don't sleep on this genius line!

[@hossam5445]

His face after hitting meridith always gets me 😭😭

[@DD-sw1dd]

Rest In Peace Patrice O’Neal. A real one. 6:06

[@tfarr8138]

The utter look of disdain that Jan gives Michael after he hangs up the St. Pauli Girl neon sign is gold

[@rignesh2644]

7:33 No no no no..you will not die. Stanley. Stanley! You Will Not Die! STANLEY! STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU'RE BLACK, STANLEY!! Gets me all the time. 😂😂😂

[@satwik007]

Obama for life🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@adincanalita2631]

"And She's going to be Ok" Best line

[@ally7016]

"Everybody inside the car was FINE, STANLEY"

[@satwik007]

@3:53 it can't mean that there's a lake there🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Babyguava]

Kevin yelling “sweep the leg” made the scene for me 😂

[@heatherfults7506]

Dwight trying to convince Michael *not* to drive into the lake was just perfect.

[@ushiwakascow]

" "I woke up and chose violence" -Michael Scott" -Comedy Bites

[@addietatwawadi8953]

Michael Scott: Peace was never an option 🔪🦆

[@thorstark4114]

4:23 This was more emotional than Titanic

[@mohammednoor7989]

At 7:26 It was EASILY ONE of the Best FUNNIEST Scene Of THE OFFICE & MICHAEL SCOTT! Michael's Booing The Sweeney Todd For NO Big Deal/Reason & Sweeney Todd's Expression to His Booing Was VERY VERY FUNNY! 🤣😂😂😂

[@TheGrenadier97]

Miss him after he left. Not the show went bad, but obviously 'something' is lacking. Anyway, his departure was a pretty convincing and adequate way to end a characters' participation i believe.

[@db2888]

I watched the series until the end but it lost something after Steve left. All the characters were good but MS really brought it all together. I still watch the series but only the episodes with him in it.

[@JBM425]

At least the way they wrote him out left an opening for him to return in the finale.

[@tzushi16]

3:03 Jim: Hey. Pam: Shut it! Jim: Yep. :DDDDDD

[@annamanoulidou7573]

2:50 is golden

[@marcusfitch7624]

The scene with the wine bottle killed me

[@Mikerich444]

When Dwight says “it means bear right” they should’ve had Michael say “there’s no bears over here Dwight, you should know that” 😂😂😂

[@masterzombie161]

0:27 knowing that Michael sleeps on that little bed at the edge of the actual bed definitely makes this scene so much funnier.

[@03PaK]

0:24 “thats what I HAVE to come home to”..

[@lowkeylokii4205]

props to the camera guy who committed to recording the entire ordeal of Michael trying to drown them all

[@BB1-l2k]

We used to do the spit threat (@2:23) all the time as kids. Too funny.

[@tristansuthard9818]

The beginning of this video is exactly what the start of 2020 was like

[@heartymanga100]

Whoever wrote this is a genius the acting just makes it so much better

[@Slaughtermelons99]

Him chewing and talking in the first 5 seconds is violence on my ears

[@cjpayne2385]

4:50 the only time you actually see the camera man

[@nono-re7he]

you forgot attacking woody and the company picnic play.

[@Larph13]

The cast watching them duel in karate just wants to laugh but has to stay in character. Look at creed XD

[@shalomsalve1876]

"Make a U- turn.....if POSSIBLE" even the machine was hilarious.

[@colinjohn174]

My social life in 2021: 6:25

[@maurocardoso8907]

1:33 Creed: "What a f**** is going on? I like it"

[@emelyn8092]

You know its serious when Kevin drops his snacks 7:52

[@skaufid]

Might as well post the whole series on here (not complaining)

[@itsninjaboy7985]

I like how the camera man looks back at the gift basket

[@alanjohnsonbmw]

4:14 his face lool

[@_kellyfurman]

whoever has been titling these videos recently has been ON 👏 POINT 👏

[@AtimTimLives]

5:54 my husband and I randomly mock shout this to each other and my kids reactions are always terrified....😆

[@justins8634]

What I never thought about is how the camera man managed to get all the footage of the car falling into the lake. He wouldn't ditch the camera for his own life

[@marksmith6104]

“I’d shoot Toby, twice..”

[@friebs1687]

I am grateful to have the series on DVD. They need to bring this back to platforms of all kinds for everyone!!

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Fun dark fact about 0:50 in an early draft of the Fun Run script, after Michael hits Meredith with his car he picks up a tire iron and beats her to death with it. Once Greg Daniels heard this, he overruled this "joke" deeming too dark for a sitcom.

[@nivedithajayakumar1681]

I am Beyonce, always Classic Michael Scott 😂

[@Dnde0527brandon]

The “dammit micheal” gets me every time😂

[@Anonymous-ru2vg]

Gotta give props to Steve Carrel for making Michael Scott one of a kind and one of the most memorable characters in modern TV history . So awesome

[@aravind4391]

1:21 is it by improv or written or sheer coincidence Did anyone see Jim checking on Pam if she's feeling bad from the embarrassment she just had?

[@Joshua-iz1go]

I've been reading the original scripts and John Krasinski was one of the few actors to change and improvise a lot of his lines. Most of the emotions were his choice as an actor and not on the page. He was brilliant as Jim.

[@nathaniellewis3835]

Kevin: Sweep the leg Dwight: *pauses in fear Kevin: Do you have a problem with that? Dwight: No sensei

[@TheSpecter4567]

Must be one of the easiest jobs to act crazy like a kid. Love this show

[@keetmadu1054]

The genius of this character is astounding.

[@terencehamilton4219]

steve carell deserved an emmy for carrying the office

[@RICE-lq1zc]

He didn’t carry the office that’s for sure. Obviously his role was very vital as a main character, but everyone else carried their own weight exceptionally well.

[@Doc-hp5wf]

@@RICE-lq1zc more 30 percent Micheal

[@GrimRuler]

"STAY FUCKING CALM!" said Dumbledore calmly