Every Dodgy Removalist Ever... | Garn.

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the dodgy australian removalist challenge... can you successfully move house with all your stuff un-broken? good luck making that insurance claim my bro
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
' Movers from Hell ' as Tracey Grimshaw would say.
Every Dodgy Removalist Ever... | Garn.
Every Dodgy Mover Ever...
Removalist Fails - Removals - House Mover - Aussie Tradie - Australian Jobs - Aussie Workers
Every Removalist Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

the fan was a paid actor

[@lachlanmacrae1779]

You better be paying him bloody well, and by that I mean, tell him "look mate, that's just showbuisness" and give him a pat on the back while simultaneously pickpocketing his wallet. He doesn't need it as much as you do, how else are you going to win big in the pokies?

[@brettnewman3976]

Do a tree lopper

[@ItAbel-xy3xk]

GARN LEGEND 👑

[@spudsmckenzie4123]

What about the printer? 😆

[@shushshush1277]

Garn you have absolutely blown up on KZbin love the ducking vids keep the good shit up

[@jimlaw8199]

_An actual conversation I had with a removalist:_ Removalist: Yeah we charge by the hour, travel included mate. Me: It's a three hour round trip. How many trips will it take? R: One, for sure. _On the day of the move..._ R: OK we'll drop this off and be back for the second trip. Me: I thought you said one trip? R: Yeah but that was if we brought our larger truck. Me: So why didn't you bring the larger truck? R: Because this job's not big enough to need the larger truck, mate. Sheesh...

[@JbotTG]

I would have said "charge me for the one trip or charge me for no trips you guaranted one trip"

[@flawless7019]

@@JbotTG already got half their shit in the truck mate

[@scottspropertyservices6877]

That’s what ya call being screwed with ya pants on

[@EatMyShortsAU]

That is why they are Removalist and not brain surgeons.

[@alecgornall4527]

Seems…… Legit?

[@DCGMatthew1]

What a professional and fantastic logo Murph's Movers has.

[@ryanrussell2337]

Jim’s gigalos

[@Callum-M.]

@@FadeDreamer *rickroll insurance*

[@The_MasterChief]

I love it

[@EvilOdysseus]

Murph's Movers will move anything you want to anywhere you want, even the Delta variant.

[@Northstar2000]

Bloody oath mate, and farking kangaroo

[@PoisonPython]

if it isn't half broken and the catalyst for the next state lock down it ain't a removalist job

[@smeegle]

Another perfectly timed garn episode

[@wowwhataworld.9590]

"You know me mate, I'm like an intercontinental ballistic missile, good for squeezing money out of spastics" Hahahaha, wow.

[@GarnComedy]

some say big murphs movers copied his logo from somewhere else but I think that's fake news

[@moxcun]

HEY IM A BIG FAN AND IM FIRST REPLY!!!!

[@GarnComedy]

@@moxcun HELLO MR BIG FAN

[@SlaterGator]

@@moxcun you dont want to be a fan mate. Did u see what he did?

[@brandoncrook466]

Finally after 2 weeks we get to see another legendary video from garn !!

[@shawgale4178]

I freaking love that first scene. How on earth do they plan on getting it down over the balcony in one piece? And how is moving the tv slower gonna help in any way? Pure stupidity in every way, love it.

[@ParkinsonParanormal]

“That’s a perfectly good fan” … “still spins” 😂😂😂

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

you forgot to include the Sydney removalists with Covid

[@acecheso4958]

Yeah stopping at shell

[@voica5827]

Make a skit about Australia's postal service, that would be sick. Good vid garn, keep it up.

[@kizzjd9578]

Been done. Look through his videos.

[@FPSRelic]

Insulated screwdrivers, electrical tape, jab saw, mound of empty monster cans in the back. All the trappings of a sparky/data cable guy.

[@ohforreal]

YA GOT ME

[@rainsverse]

I was waiting for this specific one for so long! Glad you did it. 🙏🏼

[@LachySimmons]

"Idk what your fucking problem is mate, it still spins" haha

[@ronervine]

That fan spin had me in tears !

[@Cyphlix]

Garn is now an ACA-certified living meme legend. Love it.

[@TheHungrySlug]

This outstanding content deserves more than 110,000 subscribers. Funniest Aussie videos anywhere.

[@jonahcass2793]

Always a good day when the garn uploads.

[@tranceman9670]

"Still spins" I lost my shit lmfao

[@jackbell889]

Every dodgy travel agent

[@tryingmybest7693]

When he mentioned the tickets to the cowboys game and the location that took me out 🤣🤣

[@alexb7092]

This is true as hell lmao It's weird how familiar these feel, it reminds me of a combination of Cairns and Hervey Bay and idk where they're filmed at, but I know a lot of Aus feels the same haha, love it, keep up the good work mate

[@christianforsyth3527]

In Townsville, it’s filmed in Townsville

[@elitoby7734]

I was a removalist for the RAAF base and deadset we destroyed 100s if not 1000s of perfectly good furniture and fuckin demolished their walls by cart’n their shit around the HQ. Easy peasy job

[@HyperDroid]

These are literally the best aussie videos I've ever seen

[@allgood2176]

The fact that Murph is in a different car every video

[@cubiclelemur]

That fan still spins, I'd pay

[@g1lly239]

can't wait for Every Painter Ever

[@Jgffryjnbh]

Garn’s killin it

[@Tim121100]

Murph, you should do ‘Every Dealer Ever’

[@amandagardner565]

i once had a lengthy argument with a scumbag because his "deal" of weed didn't look like a full gram, he finally admitted it was 0.8 grams, and he wondered why i left without buying it. i never bought under a quarter afterwards and ONLY from people i knew were not going to rip me off by keeping 20% for themselves, stopped smoke weed in 2003 and don't miss the scene at all.

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@amandagardner565 i have never seen a gram of weed before (or weed in general), but how do you know the difference between 0.8 grams and 1 gram since theres only a 0.2 gram difference

[@amandagardner565]

@@yaochuangoh1242 i spent a LOT of time around friends who were dealers, and while one gram vs 0.8 gram doesn't sound like much it's actually a drop of 20%. a full gram should look about the size of a woman's thumb, and around that time most small dealers were buying a quarter (7 grams) smoking one and selling the other 6 as single to cover the cost, scumbags taxed the 6 to get another 1.2 grams to smoke. believe me, you can tell the difference, most people who never saw a quality scale would have no idea. if they had been upfront and said they were selling "deals" i wouldn't have a problem, but this particular guy told me it was a gram and argued the point before admitting it WAS NOT one gram.

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@amandagardner565 i see, thanks for explaining

[@Callum-M.]

I think Tim meant car dealers

[@meisteremm]

I was a full-time OTR mover for more than a decade and my eye couldn't stop twitching throughout this video.

[@leighfloyd4386]

Love these mate keep em up, you are a bloody marketing genius

[@transittimes2008]

Mate, you should be proud of the comedy you think of. I haven’t seen anything more Australian then your videos. Keep it up 👍

[@TheAidiand]

Always a good day when Garn uploads

[@nathanial7249]

what a beaut. excellent Garn!

[@gregriddett3163]

Your videos brighten my day.

[@michaeldowlin6778]

I pressed playm therefore I must point out the obvious of what is on... ...WHATS GARN ON!!!!

[@TechArc_]

We need more of these videos.

[@g_op694]

I can't wait for more vids. You are amazing

[@Girrrrrrrr]

foot falcon time... that's a new one, I love this channel so much LOL

[@sparkyyy2834]

This is gold

[@godarkmode9047]

Garn needs to start his own television show.

[@Dodzfather]

Ive been hanging for this. Already hanging for the next one

[@jacobbrownlow6553]

Always good to watch one of your videos 🤣🤣🤣

[@youborrowedmygerniandiwhat2081]

Love this mate keep it up you legend

[@ausgaze]

needed a laugh. cheers mate.

[@Hi-dt9gg]

I thought 'dodgy' said 'doggy' so I had a mini heart attack when I saw the TV fall. 🤣🤣🤣

[@estherpetrovich8153]

Well done awesome block.

[@gaminggoose2329]

The thumbnail is gold

[@ayaanuddinmohammad4986]

ANOTHER VIDEO FINALLY!

[@rfmonkey4942]

Phucking Nailed it dude, you forgot to pull some cones at smoko !

[@MarcelMH15]

This brings back memories. Royal Sydney Removals (I don't respect them to hide the name) had the guys show up at the wrong place, late, and upon moving a washing machine hit the drainage hose so it gushed water everywhere, on the second step of an apartment building which I was told was 'the boys draining the machine', this video is brilliant

[@fraserblakedayman]

one removalists overheard me say i was looking for a brumby (context, me and a work mate were there helping one of the office ladies move houses) and he said his mate was looking to sell his paddock thrashed brumby for a point 🤣🤣

[@rrocketman]

Nailed it👍

[@patschofield1365]

Good stuff mate

[@ThatTonybo]

Showed my dad, a professional removalist He's hurt

[@zacellsworth5564]

Bought a few boxes of goon from Dan Murphy’s in tsv a few months back for an event. One of the bags was water and it was the last one we had. Thanks murph.

[@MakingYouSayWTF]

i was here when the title was : Every Removalist Ever...

[@Jokersgeocaching]

Sending love from the States !

[@mrfastalpacaboi3992]

This is the best youtube videos this should receive a oscar

[@iamdamo]

To be fair, Murph actually turned up on move day, better than the shit-kicking glass bowl fry team that cancelled on me the afternoon of my morning move...

[@revertingthemoldways]

Thank f*ck you uploaded! Tuesday is ending on the best notes! YASSSSS!

[@eternal_darknesss]

thx for the vid big man

[@nunyabiznesm8541]

Your a bloody ledgend mate love your vids

[@quentingiudici]

1:38 is just like the way of remembering how much water to pack from all Aussie adventures 😂

[@DrCoomer_1]

It's time to hit the road

[@jase5005]

Hmm....This sounds like a Toll Removal to a tea.

[@VideoNinjaPlayz]

Legends!

[@assbuttmcbathsalts431]

You've earned my subscription I'm American but his is proper good humor.

[@rationalbacon5872]

Fark m8 needed this

[@rileyeddy1306]

so underrated

[@peterdunwoodie8878]

editing that image hahaha brilliant

[@ericrutledge4925]

This had me in stiches, particularly the first scene

[@elliotsaxon7070]

Love it!!!

[@AjGalloway95]

He spun the fan, I died laughing, I hit like

[@MrSiLenTb88]

Love this

[@joeblow8088]

Love videos that show it how it is . Real time

[@nqcowboy.editss]

The cowboys tickets killed me

[@Striker2.0]

I love the grunt The person that called oh he grunted he’s having a hard time let’s pay more

[@RealGrimSoul]

Nice always good uploads at night

[@aussieanzac1092]

This also applies to Auspost 🤣

[@alexanderdaytonrobertson4792]

You really need a TV show mate. That's big stuff you're doing here.

[@cactusmech7167]

very true mate

[@Wilburworm07]

Brilliant

[@ho0t0w1]

1:04 that was a perfect fan javelin

[@pershingpower9397]

The milk crate throne of every Aussie worker

[@dguzz9690]

10/10 would pay for dodgy moving every time

[@Blockah]

Send the bro the coin lol

[@squidnuts8610]

An equipment operator especially mining would be heaps funny

[@benwilliams3539]

You should do a 'neighbours from hell'. That's about as A Current Affair as it gets

[@beje124]

I've never laughed so hard! 🤣

[@badregase1943]

I swear this cunce stalking me...lmfaooo every time I have a bad experience with some sort of tradie this guy makes a video on their trade, i stg

[@jproper]

Every f***** move with me is high risk mate 🤣🤣

[@glennmk5167]

U forgot that box that's a little bit heavy and gets u on the pension 👍

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

I always grunt when I’m doing shit around the house so the missus thinks I’m working harder than I am. Jokes on me though.. eventually the grunting became a habit that I couldn’t stop. Now i grunt even getting out or in a chair.

[@hunterwinn3335]

Keen for those cowboys tickets

[@Dubbo5555]

Fuck yea love me a good Garn video to end the day.

[@TheBullboy1]

LMFAO love it

[@The_MasterChief]

Poor TV 😂

[@Kristenoyinbo]

Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂