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Cash Converters is every self respecting Aussie Bogans dream shop...
Housos, dole bludgers, bogans, crackheads, they all come together for a bit of stolen goods pawning and selling at their local cash converters. yep cashies truly does bring australian people together....
Every Cash Converters Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

subscribe to help re-unite garry with his copy of ricky pontings international cricket 2007 for the ps2 mint condition mate

[@xt7144]

Bruh I actually love that you live in Townsville like me💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 did you go to the footy?

[@kreepykrawlyman]

You need to do every night club bouncer ever

[@patricklauer4452]

That game was so boring I forgot it existed haha

[@silverprotect79]

Love that the strand was in the video. Legend mate.

[@extrabacon1072]

Mate I got a message from a fake account on Instagram pretending to be you

[@puzzLEGO]

profit: -$8 to hire the scooter +$105 from cashconverters -$20 from the beers -$800 from throwing phone into ocean total gain: -$723 easy money I'd say

[@DrCoomer_1]

You forgot the coke

[@yeahnahyeah7872]

Thats just how modern day economics works bud 🤷‍♂️

[@jamesrawlings6461]

You should not rent it

[@danmarsh2059]

The phones stolen.

[@Soggz4]

spend money to make money, I say

[@theAG24show]

No matter if you’re in America or Australia, pawn shops will always have at least one thing stolen and marked at a solid deal.

[@NKGAMING-ri4qm]

@Sofia what?

[@Wayno77666]

usually over over the recommended retail price or just under for used goods

[@RadioSnivins]

It can all be stolen as long as they bought it from a seller with photo ID. Then they establish the original purchase price, offer the seller ⅓ - less for 'tards - and sell it for ⅔ - more if they can wangle it. If it is stolen, and discovered, which is as rare as a talking onion, then the fuzz embargo it, so it can't be sold, and it becomes a tax deduction.

[@byronetmedia]

not true nt solid deals at all u get ripped off

[@tedtates]

yeah i sold a push bike i found padlocked to the side of the road to these guys but they took copies of my i.d and took my phone number and then the police called me like a week later saying i needed to go to the station.. i literally just took the bike to sell so i could have some money for hookers.. they are $150 bucks a pop for a sexy one and that's exactly how much i got for a $1000 bike.. that's how i got laid that day and how i got laid upto 4 times a day on many others.. women love a bad MF and that's exactly what i'd do to get laid.. it's so easy.. it takes like 10 seconds to get the bike and 5 minutes to sell it.. the most i ever got for a second hand bike was $450 you can't tell me there's an easier and cheaper way to get laid with a stranger.. aussie is great!!!

[@TBG.61]

‘One of these sex offender mobiles’ had me dying

[@TheWoundedWarrior]

Oi! I ride one! Oh... (Fuck internal police and court corruption)

[@taylor....]

I don't get it

[@realsinisterminister]

@@taylor.... Go and pay for some then?

[@taylor....]

@@realsinisterminister what?

[@blokeabouttown2490]

I pissed myself laughing when he called the scooter a sex offender mobile.

[@TBG.61]

This guy never makes a bad video

[@kanderssen7629]

Mate that's a given.

[@etawz9666]

fr

[@ray12620]

actually the main guys are brothers, one guy acts, the other writes

[@sixstringedthing]

Wish I had a sibling that I got on well enough with to make hilarious shit like this, what a pair of legends.

[@kanderssen7629]

@@sixstringedthing isn't that normal. All the siblings get along around you. But then when it comes to you and your sibling it doesn't happen.

[@Beaut_Beau]

"Zinger Replay" is what you call your trip to the dunny the next morning.

[@davidwillard7334]

Thanks to ! Mister HARLAND! S !

[@frankzap6231]

As an ex cashees employee, I feel you could have delved deeper into the clientelle and the stock standard phrases they use to try and flog their shit, but good job either way.

[@sixstringedthing]

Bet you've heard some classics in your time.

[@frankzap6231]

@@sixstringedthing I'll always remember the guy that used to hunt through our bins at the back of the shop and try to re sell broken t.v's to us, that we had chopped the power cord off of 10 minutes earlier.. good times.

[@andrewk579]

Maybe dress a little more shady too.

[@mubutukinkeke]

@@frankzap6231 I worked for Cashies for nearly 10 years and some of the shit people try to get away with is fucking astounding!

[@sandyymaree4638]

@@mubutukinkeke we had a lady steal a sewing machine out of the store, she then walked into the buys room and sold it back to us 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂 she still brings Christmas cards in every year haha

[@jacktowers7533]

“If your flogging a stolen mongoose to pay your Austar subscription you need your head checked... with a brick” I’m still recovering from that

[@LachySimmons]

1:31 I love how you don't even ride the quote "Sex offender mobiles", you just safely walk across the road with it. Priceless

[@bossyboots4821]

My father calls Cash Converters "Crime Converters", its pretty fuckin obvious why.

[@roninaround6450]

I prefer the term, "Stash Converters"! 😆👍

[@SamiiYou]

Trash converters?

[@21stcenturyguy25]

Theft Converters

[@davidwillard7334]

ALL ! THE ! RETAIL ! STORES ! ARE ! CRIME ! CONVERTERS !! NEXT ! TO ! RIPP !! OFF !! MERCHANTS !!!

[@djdecimator97]

Doesn't matter what they call CC. I just bought a Pioneer DJ controller for 50 bucks which retails for about 200 Oz dollars back in 2016! It was a good deal! Some minor scratches here and there but I just used Wipe Out furniture cleaner and now it looks new again. You can really get nice deals from CC. I frequent CC in Parramatta and Blacktown, I even went to Bankstown and Rockdale as well as Chatswood. Oh and there's a nice outlet over there near the bay I forgot the name of the place, but I got my Vestax PDX2000 that came with an Ortofon Concorde stylus and headshells and it was so cool, a rip-off considering Vestax gears' price nowadays are now skyrocketing just like Technics 1200's. Went back to my home country, the Philippines and I suddenly miss Sydney, it was the perfect and ideal 2nd home to me but man, the rent and the price of food is killin' me. One thing I'm gonna miss aside from my daughter is Cash Converters.

[@RedMarcus14]

It's like a garage sale with dedicated business hours

[@BoshkoIgich]

Is this from DankPods? :)

[@nirvaroband2843]

@@BoshkoIgich yeah

[@MaxSolar-dd5wq]

Oh I found it at CA$HIES, mate!

[@gkid64]

That KFC zinger replay skit got me

[@MrMadHorror]

Seen a guy at cashies tryna sell a surf board and the bloke behind the counter goes “Umm does it look like there’s anywhere to surf around here? I can’t take it” 😆😆😆 yet old mate bazz will cart 3 stolen TVs in and a set of diamond earrings he flogged from the misses mum and cashies will be frothing every bit of it

[@kannalth5360]

Seeing that Ricky Ponting cover opened a Pandora's box of memories for me

[@Hi-dt9gg]

This makes me realise what Australia really is. There's all kinds of snakes, kangaroos and spiders but our biggest enimes are magpies.

[@angel_animefriends7320]

Not really, there's worse birds, I forgot what they're called but they look pretty innocent but secretly devils

[@davidwillard7334]

The BIGGEST ! BAD ! ARE ! OF ! COURSE ! THE ! HUMAN ! PIGS !! WORLD ! WIDE !!

[@blakearius]

Hey don't talk shit about magpies. They're iconic and 95% are friendly. Noisy miners on the other hand can all go get farked.

[@laffo1980]

Yeh just happened to drive past Cashies Saturday when the boys were making this one and they got the old Aussie drive by shout out. Garn you legend

[@Auxiliary88]

I Worked at that Cashies, such a hole. Just remember the police would swing by the shelves of everything purchased over the past week and point out all the stolen items. Always good for a laugh.

[@TheWoundedWarrior]

Haha! You did it! How about an adult shop next? 'So do you come here often?'

[@rollei35mm]

@Ysabela good meme haha humour is not a nuance

[@thathungryartgirl9125]

Myself and my husband love your content, mate. He's from NSW mid North Coast and we now live in the UK. Watching this stuff is like a slice of home for him and I find it pure gold. Keep up the good work! 😁

[@TOZZIE239]

I like to print money then use the printed money to buy more ink and keep the cycle goin, but you gotta spend a lot to get change

[@loverboysora]

fk oath, if the govt can do it then i dont see a problem - if anything you're doing em a favour lol

[@J3tS15]

Fucking lmao Edit: also read that in his voice

[@rachelpanth5527]

In my many years of KZbin wisdom I have discovered many gems, this channel may be the greatest of them all.

[@jackwells8635]

“Rare as rocking horse shit”, “need your head checked by a brick” and “sex offender mobile”. You sir have earned a sub!🤣

[@ongxuwei]

We need to summon DankPods because its his favourite place called CASHIES

[@billpost4205]

"Get on down to cashie's mate"

[@evanf111og]

i cant be the only one thats sad this didnt include the dank pods cashies song

[@benhall4766]

ay

[@themindboggler8055]

Do be cri tho

[@sixstringedthing]

Yeah, I was here for it, not bad tho. Guess we'll have to wait for Wade to do a remix.

[@marcusireland5696]

Brand new iPhone 13 Pro max Cashies: Best I can do is $40

[@freeman10000]

Sounds about right!

[@garystinten9339]

Now I don't know much about iPhones but I have a friend that does.. I'll give you 40$ as I have to make some profit and you're leaving no meat on the bone

[@sunshine8338]

This skits are bangers, love it!

[@PoisonPython]

Ah good ol cashies, also known as tips for disgruntled delivery drivers!

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

The Austar and Chrisco references make this 1000x more realistic.

[@ITzLeGiTRoDDY]

Thanks for providing us with top quality laughs mate.

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Can we talk about how "The Keyboard Store" is still in existence?

[@gravyz2cute4u]

they sell instruments and sheet music

[@TechArc_]

It's always good when a new Garn video comes out.

[@NixFanBoy007]

Keep up the good work lads. Always a good laugh watching your antics

[@flinticusmaximus5687]

This channel is going to get to a point where you will need to put a disclaimer before the video because crack heads will start doing it

[@user-yh7xv7pk5g]

Come on mate crachead is a bit harsh they prefer the term glass harley enthusiast

[@flinticusmaximus5687]

@@user-yh7xv7pk5g I had never heard them called that until this video

[@DizRupTnz]

Crackheads are already doing it, where do you think he gets the content lmao.

[@enigmaticx326]

21 on trending! I reckon this channel is going to blow up. Gold as always.

[@xbrandon2252]

Your videos are the best man! Another banger. Funny timing too because I just brought an ipad from cash converters and it's in surprisingly good condition. Hope it doesn't break in a year 😂 keep up the great work

[@faytthegreat]

To quote another great aussie 'Its just a car boot sale with dedicated business hours'

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

A shop fulla nuggs

[@borntopwnyou]

"I dunno, Syphilis or something?" lmao

[@HughesyTech]

Mate, I remember playing Ricky Ponting cricket and for a 50-over match, scoring a a six off every ball. Not bad a total of 1800 with no wickets down ☺️

[@freeman10000]

Awesome effort cobber 👍

[@xbrandon2252]

The good old ps2

[@jdk8284]

wow 900 not out for each batsmen hahaa not bad for a one dayer ,, i miss those days of cracking a sickie and just hammering the all new Ps2

[@HughesyTech]

@@jdk8284 you read my mind. I absolutely did chuck a sickie a few times to play the PS2 🥰

[@indie_keegan]

I have no idea rules for Cricket so, this reads like what I imagine boomers hear when kids talk video games

[@husl2287]

Couldve pawned the phone lmaooo

[@ThatTonybo]

Ayyyy! Perfect. Great explanation of cashies!

[@huhoyman]

Zinger replay killed me haha

[@patrickswayze2596]

Prob my favourite so far bro 😂😂😂 ‘Get ya head checked, preferably by a brick’ and/ ‘Grab one of these sex offender machines’ I fucking lost it hahaha This is the third time I’ve watched it and sent it to about four people so far hahah Love it bro, thanks for the entertainment, always a good boost haha

[@biancamackay986]

HOLY CRAP these legends live in my town!!!. Legit recognised the front of the cashies in the thumbnail and went no way. I will seriously go check that cash converters for the ps2 game. If the town doesn’t explode from 1 new case of covid lol

[@Christoff070]

Gotta watch out those last minute super spreader supercluster mega hyper new lamda variant wave events

[@callabeth258]

I recognised the hotel he’s in front of in the scene at the lights with the scooter

[@davidmoore651]

I thought to myself ... "hang on, I know that Cash Converters carpark well". And then there was The Vale. I know my carparks

[@shayleenyman106]

Ya need ya head checked" preferably by a brick" 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@jeremiahdotsorbera]

the "oh fuck" moments are great, nice job on these videos

[@stephenevans668]

I'd love to see more, don't stop, it's to good

[@RynoCollector17]

These are masterpieces

[@drunkmonkey9561]

Happy to see this made my day

[@charlievaluck]

Flogging off??? Love it 😂

[@alasyon]

Oh wow, it’s the Hyde Park Centre in Townsville!! I used to go to that Cash Converters all the time!!

[@offcast3699]

I only go to cashies for the retro gaming consoles!

[@drunkmonkey9561]

Stolen” retro gaming consoles

[@AngryTurds]

Apparently everyone else does too. All the games I've seen are shithouse. 😔

[@magnetshowdotheywork]

Nah mate cashies is a total rip when it comes to that shit

[@classicgameguru]

it wasnt so bad prior to 2012 for that. (2009 was good if you knew where to travel to). but they've all gone into ebay price territory these days. (a fucken rip off and even the common shit is massively inflated in price by comparison).

[@jeffpattison7676]

First time I've opened a suggested video and thought, "Wait a bloody second, that's Woolcock Street!"

[@ScottyFJC]

Absolutely brilliant !!!!!!!!

[@mrgumbook]

If you're lucky you might even see a wild Dankpods.

[@r4_w1_d37]

The glass Harley enthusiasts Hahahaha fuckin lost it

[@LostCanuck192]

"You need your head checked. Preferably by a brick" hahaha

[@sixor3883]

Pure Gold knowledge right here! More please bro

[@smithy2]

Wait that Ricky Ponting crickets worth $5... sweet off to cashies🤙

[@crocodile2006]

Probably reselling it for $40

[@treslater4404]

Now selling for $50

[@smithy2]

And with the controller?? 😁

[@jaidentslgl2753]

Not worth $5 with it being signed but you can easily find one cheaper from CeX

[@b.turner9181]

timbo’s, jorts and long sleeves lmao i cant 🤣

[@tadghstorer9507]

This dudes needs to make, 'Every woolies worker ever' (Or Coles) and rant about how employees stand at the self serve machines and scan a card in front of the scanner to every single customer who messes up. (An idea for the next video, if he ever saw this).

[@markr3053]

Hahahah mate you are legend!! Keep up the work great work guys!

[@LemonyRanpo]

I despise that the order of how he says the names and how they appear are reversed, asides that top notch video you legend.

[@damienmeyer3880]

I AM SUBSCRIBED ALREADY! 👍👍👍 LEGEND!

[@dylanrandalldrums]

Ricky Pontings IC AND a Zinger Replay at the end. This video has it all.

[@bennyh155]

Good Ol Crime Converters!

[@tonydomtchenko6681]

A real hustler would’ve cash converted his phone along with the scooter

[@cleopetra87]

'the keyboard shop' just got free marketing 😂 😂 😂 👌

[@pantherplatform]

Your calculated use of the F word is hilarious!

[@chefcamsey1375]

Love your work mate keep up the great work. Big fan 💪👍❤🔥👊🍺

[@calebrebner]

Amazing as usual

[@sexylovepantherdotcom5010]

LOVE YOUR WORK

[@ChildOfTheGrave]

Just discovered this channel, every video is great

[@Danozgaming1]

These are always really good, idk how but they are

[@ronervine]

Love it ! Ya bloody ledgend ❤❤

[@greenblooded3954]

Love your vids mate

[@aussieingotcasting9309]

Road side Council clean up then to cashies 👍 on that note, scrappers is right up garn alley ( scrap metals) oh endless possibilities... I hear cat converters are like gold

[@NxrthSide118]

KFC zinger replay, amazing

[@mariansegrave7015]

This is quality content

[@SamZinski]

these videos teach me more about Straya than any fuckin book ever could

[@mariafarrugia1192]

Gotta love these Aussie lad..SO GOOD TO FEEL AUSSIE AGAIN..

[@Ryclopes_]

Zinger reply! Golden mate bloody golden put it on the big screen !

[@justsmallstuff4994]

Love this guy

[@austinnicolsonmusic711]

Haha good ol cashies In townsville I brought a guitar from this exact shop haha

[@Phillz91]

Ah the good ol' Woolcock St Cashies. Many a 'I don't need this but I have no impulse control' purchase there in my younger years

[@nocompetition606]

Love your work mattttte

[@Jayday4200]

This is so true

[@FlyingHangman]

Expected it to finish with him popping into cashies to get a new phone.... thus continuing the cycle.

[@fluffyduck9858]

I'm sure that's the cash converters in Townsville! I loved that shop in the 00s!

[@bigpickles]

Great video, man.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

"Idk Syphilis or something?" Holy fucken shit, I wasn't ready.

[@alanstringer.]

I love this guy.

[@JimmyTheKid_98]

Garn ya bloody legend, ya did it again🤣👌🏼

[@eamondokurtan4928]

Bruh, you made it on trending, congrats

[@kevindavies189]

I was totally expecting him to go in and hok the phone as well.

[@flubba86]

Definitely expecting you to go and drown that cash in the pokies

[@daveh6319]

" That bloke Syphilis " 😂😂😂

[@finesir]

Dankpods got me hooked on cashies content mate

[@AnAkaSeraph]

Deserves more subs

[@stevemcmanus2466]

I've never seen so many whipper snippers as Mt Druitt Crime converters !

[@nathand7560]

We just had one open up in our town, surprised they weren't here sooner 😅