Every Geometry Dash YouTuber is Hacking...

I've officially lost all respect for Geometry Dash KZbinrs...
(this video is a joke)
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
Once again, this video was made as a test for editing with Premiere and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Since I'm basically just remastering someone else's video (and spreading stupid/exaggerated info), I decided against uploading this to my main channel.
Original video by TheMuteTroll: • Geometry Dash KZbinr...
🎵 Music:
Partyt Ar Igang by Bossfight
Stal from Minecraft (C418)
Classical VIP by NIGHTkilla
Dreamyard from Pokémon Black and White
Endgame by Waterflame
CORE from Undertale (Toby Fox)
Deep Sea Bass from Crypt of the Necrodancer (Danny Baranowsky)
Pursuit - Cornered from Ace Attorney
At the Speed of Light by Dimrain47
Chaoz Airflow (Elite Remix) by EliteFerrex
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🦊 Main Channel - @GDColon
🐦 Twitter - / therealgdcolon
💻 Website - gdcolon.com

[@GDSemicolon]

if you are confused by anything/everything in this video, it will make way more sense after watching the one it's based off of: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paHCc5eLlserosk

[@viaquabee]

Can confirm

[@Beanman87]

I love gd cologne

[@summonandthe8127]

A

[@David280GG]

I suk cologne's ballz

[@bam6146]

How would I be confused when you were totally right about everything here

[@rjinc]

this really makes it clear how weird and nonsensical the original video was, it's kinda crazy that it ended up actually opening people's eyes to hacking 💀

[@summonandthe8127]

Lol

[@staringcorgi6475]

Even then the wave movement looked nonhuman

[@David280GG]

The one who made the original video uploaded for last time in 2018 and theres a comment saying some bullshytt that he did blackmail or something

[@Zapact]

Hello BoinkMusic

[@rjinc]

@@Zapact hello mario.

[@GDColon]

commenting on main just to point out that i found this video really interesting to work on because it made me aware of all the weird changes and developments this community has gone through when i was gathering footage from spaceuk, i found that his firework completion had no win sound and his run of the golden had weird audio. both of these were highlighted in the video! but i just find that SO interesting, because 7 years ago that would have been a HUGE red flag, but nowadays we don't care about those things anymore. i was also especially interested by the recent rise in botted showcases of levels - and how if they surfaced in 1.9 i don't think a single player would have even noticed that it's not legit. just some random 2am thoughts ok bye. funny how the community has evolved

[@Juiceboxlmao]

I loove gd cologne

[@Juiceboxlmao]

But nah good vid lol

[@AvidBBlue]

i love gd cologne

[@timmydadog]

thats insane tbh

[@Ardennzio]

I’m really scared of the hacks that will surface when 2.2 comes out 😅

[@WolfPackGamingOfficial]

Meanwhile in the alternate universe where SpaceUK never was exposed, Colon still made this exact video as a joke and exposed him anyways.

[@lightbulbholder4508]

Colon somehow becomes the new MuteTroll by accident

[@WolfPackGamingOfficial]

@@lightbulbholder4508 lol

[@ItsPedro9898]

gd colon becomes gd kolo

[@TheMuteTroll]

PURE ART. genuinely. you know cologne has an eye for detail when he even preserves the countdown's original colours (8:05 - i PROMISE the black holes were an editing error!!! camtasia kept failing at 95% so i assumed it had trouble with the final vid...)

[@GDSemicolon]

Haha thank you!! And yeah I threw in lots of subtle details like random memes and even matching gameplay as closely possible. ATSOL isn't copyrighted so I know the holes aren't caused by that, but when I was young I always assumed it was a copyright workaround so I decided to roll with it lol Also fun fact, some random russian kid copyrighted the Utopia practice song so I couldn't use it in the video, we contacted him and scared him into taking it down but it's still registered in YT's copyright database :(

[@samuraychik]

Camtasia failing at rendering, this has been a problem in 2015, and remains such in 2023, that's crazy...

[@miwiki6]

oh

[@TheChemical294]

@@miwiki6 it's wulzy

[@MetalGearBepis]

yoooo its the og

[@sdslayer100]

1:47 cant believe this video has lost media in it

[@weewoomasterlol]

sdslayer :0

[@helenbooth5109]

How is sdslayers comment not even liked much?

[@LoquatJuice_]

uh

[@OmletGaming03]

Yet endgame is one of sdslayers favorite songs

[@cara-seyun]

What’s lost about that media?

[@INFPQ]

I can’t believe people would hack in this game. I can always count on spaceuk to bring the most non faked gd content ever!

[@oversight777]

this guy knows what he's talking about

[@LRRACH]

Generation Retro

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

@@LRRACHgeneration ratio

[@Littleham117]

Yeah! Right guys? Right.......?

[@LRRACH]

@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic The only ratio you will ever pull is 50 generations away

[@StarfruitGamer123]

I'm starting to have a real hunch that maybe this SpaceUK dude did cheat

[@pikminfan123_]

Nah bro wouldn't

[@peri3333]

idk, he looks like a very good player to me!

[@BananaXYZ]

idk man he seems legit

[@bird_obsession]

I think the Slaughterhouse completion is legit, but DeCode? There's no way that wave can be beaten at 100% speed!.

[@kasoisanti2319]

Yeah SpaceUK totally a very good player

[@Zaylic]

this is absolute gold, it really shows that the original video was like a cave of nonsense that accidentally struck gold and opened people up to the idea of cheating

[@ts4858]

Cave of nonsense

[@user-fl1st2ot2p]

how is it a cave of nonsense

[@lightbulbholder4508]

@@user-fl1st2ot2pA lot of the points made in the vid didnt really age well. Also he used DeCode as an example, which while I understand was a hard demon at the time, is not a good example now considering its an easy demon

[@bm1x718]

It’s just that times change, back then the wave was a brand new game mode and the movements weren’t very possible, I’m sure in another 8 years we will look at spaceuk and say his movement look easy

[@ts4858]

@@bm1x718 the movements were possible even back then. It's just that the guy who made the video couldn't even beat a 6 star

[@FlubGeometryDash]

4:00 so obviously cheated. That wave part is not possible.

[@TechnicalLOL]

tru

[@Saturn_57]

Theorically possible wave

[@CDF-MadeULook]

its possible its the decode wave which is easy demon gameplay

[@panthererousse]

I LOVE THAT YOU INCLUDED THE BLACK SPOTS AND THE RANDOM EFFECTS AT 2:50

[@adieuing]

​@@dynastyrex idk how people use their brains honestly

[@panthererousse]

wtf 91 likes

[@ashsanimationsandstuff2463]

@@dynastyrexno lol

[@ashsanimationsandstuff2463]

@@dynastyrexthey didnt

[@PurePain_1]

@@DynastyRex ... Yeah that's another one...

[@npat345]

The Mutetroll is basically the godfather of exposing gd hackers.

[@chiefhydropolis]

no just script kiddies and fakers in general. don't forget he exposed a bunch of Herobrine sightings and that should be a career

[@DexTheTVMan]

The godfather of minors

[@LukeWright-xu2hv]

Wait that was the same guy? Wow, man was on a roll. @@chiefhydropolis

[@JoSephGD]

This video just put the past 8 years I've spent in the community into perspective. It's such a good take on the original. I like how it starts as a note-for-note retelling, before shifting into a new mold, while also continuing to follows the notes of the original as they apply here. This is more clever than it has any right to be. -but you forgot to reference the video annotation that gave away the cheating method early on, 0/10 unwatchable recreation-

[@GDSemicolon]

the WHAT

[@entropicvoxels]

it's really unfortunate that all annotations just got deleted, the most actually useful information in the video was in those annotations

[@GDSemicolon]

NO WAIT THERE'S AN EXTENSION THAT BRINGS BACK ANNOTATIONS AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE'S SO MUCH I MISSED OMG OMG

[@k9lol]

@@GDSemicolontheres a WHAT

[@Miju001]

Great reply thread everyone

[@Magenitech]

But... doesn't every Geometry Dash KZbinr include you? Colon, is there something you would like to tell us?

[@zSphericle]

i cant believe colon would hack decode by rek3dge im unsubscribing

[@mrperson9838]

He said the thing

[@guriflash3603]

@@dynastyrex as wulzy said "i love gd cologne"

[@LavaXYZ]

Colon used hax

[@lowrngy]

i mean he did cheat in partydynamix

[@Dasher...]

4:06 At a 100% speed, does this look possible to you?

[@Dasher...]

You did an amazing job at keeping the video very similar to the original one, it was like rewatching it but not at the same time 😳 so cool

[@SdThe25218]

Decode is top 1 demon

[@cheesyisgood]

​@@SdThe25218it is

[@viaquabee]

I remember watching the original video several times over the course of several years, somehow this remaster brought back a lot of memories

[@JShadowFlame]

"ITS SPACE F"KING UK" - gd colon 2023 💀

[@Sempiturnus]

💀💀💀

[@blysteryxgd6709]

Now that I’m thinking about it, DecodE is probably the only demon that Space legitimately completed before he was exposed (besides windy landscape)

[@lessgenericname]

pretty sure his wasureta completion was proven legit

[@GorillaFan_32]

@@lessgenericnameyes

[@tobibilbao]

he did beat wasureta and kenos

[@duckonaroll1913]

didnt he legit rebeat the golden and another one he formerly hacked?

[@rainityyy]

@@duckonaroll1913tartarus

[@MrKoolTrix]

This is such a fun callback to an iconic GD video, love how you also made it relevant to the current 2.1 era of the game haha ^^

[@llma]

no way gd cologne would never hack

[@bubswest]

Great job. This... is cinema. That decode "does this look possible?" IS ICONIC

[@Kratos_TM]

Hitting thay buggy part perfectly and seeing this video with modern levels has given me the biggest nostalgia hit possible, Fantastic video my man 💪

[@Kratos_TM]

I also love how actually easy the decode wave gamplay looks now lmao

[@manuzfz]

2:45 geometry dash 2.2 levels be like

[@skyofquacks]

I see you added annotations! 1. About SpaceUK's wave, it looks ridiculous because he reacted insanely fast at many places. Unless you get extremely lucky, that would probably be impossible to avoid all those spikes with almost pixel perfect movements everytime. 2. No one ever thought that Lyra Bandicoot was legit lel

[@GDSemicolon]

@SkyOfQuacks There will always be people who fall for this stuff super easily...

[@Hassan_2603]

Brother the original comment has 12 likes how would anyone remember such a thing

[@milli-ns]

You can add annotations in 2023? How do I see them

[@Shlant]

i remember watching the original video soon after release and being so taken aback, and this is the funniest recreation/tribute to that video imaginable, omg this is so good

[@zerolef2]

This feels like the gd youtube equivalent of Resident evil 2 remake. It's basically have the same plot but has some differences that made it unique.

[@xmeowpvp]

to anyone who hasn’t been in this community for a long time, this video must be very confusing. but this is a masterpiece, even to the last details like the change with icdx to slaughterhouse hahah

[@slammy333]

this is really funny, although it was missing the one (important) thing that the original video got right, which was the orbs pulsing faster when gd was slowed down then sped back up. Thats how Noobas was exposed

[@GeoBlitzy]

7:36 holy shit aeonair

[@oatleaf]

Can you be my girlfriend

[@GDColon]

i asked him if he could do a voice line for the vid but he was too busy rip

[@oatleaf]

@@GDColon can YOU be my girlfriend?

[@cheesyisgood]

​@@oatleafI can

[@PixelsNBeatsYT]

Now we need TheMuteTroll to approve like when Space was exposed

[@professor_theworst]

Colon is really dedicated to this stuff, he takes it seriously and he should because Decode is impossible so it can not be beaten

[@TheStingRayIsHere]

For anyone who doesnt know: space did hack and he even confessed it. This was found out after someone on the demon list was looking over completions and heard the clicks not line up.

[@Pluto-qy6pb]

q

[@SuperSomieStuff]

I don't think anyone who watches this channel would not know that lol

[@TheStingRayIsHere]

@@SuperSomieStuff you never know…

[@kotowskiGames]

4:06 the moment we were all waiting for

[@Platinum_XYZ]

the iconic scene from the original!

[@kotowskiGames]

@@Platinum_XYZ yeah

[@zzedixx]

The crazy thing is that this actually feels like the sort of video GD Colon would make

[@StoneNicolas93]

nice! Only issue is the audio which can at times be too loud and therefore sounding distorted. It’s a common issue with premiere where sounds randomly bass boost sometimes, so playing it back then adding key frames where it randomly starts bass boosting is a good workaround.

[@insertname5997]

“Say the line Bart” “At 100% speed does this look possible to you” “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

[@Digby8]

It's so weird but funny how it mixes up old & new stuff together.

[@MysticMicrowave]

4:14 unrelated, but that music makes me so nostalgic

[@splatsavvy]

You mean CORE?

[@Sussytuvalu]

i know it but i dont kniw the name can anyone tell me?

[@hedgergd]

@@Sussytuvalu CORE by Toby Fox

[@Jetaru]

this was really funny to watch genuinely, the references from the old video and stuff like that really threw me back

[@badusername8137]

at the black spot my HDMI randomly disconnected and it scared the shit out of me

[@Rispy]

its still funny to me how decode used to be considered a hard level back in the day

[@archimedesustare31]

April 24th 2024.

[@MrDoorknobREAL]

Huh

[@metalpipe_animates]

ruh roh

[@MrDoorknobREAL]

TOMORROW??

[@fiame8866]

Yea

[@rayinatorybackity1383]

well now it is?

[@Canzerouz]

i didnt expect you to recreate the empty void parts as well LMAO looks like smth is also having editing issue

[@bart0nius]

this video makes me really happy actually. it really reminds me of being a kid and watching the original for the first time. love your spin on it, super creative idea

[@xthriteenx]

Let’s comment as if this is the video from 8 years ago

[@americachinapee]

2:29 lol spaceuk turned out to be a hacker

[@RedMinion32]

3:01 You went all out for the editing. I know it.

[@TristanColpitts]

YO Colon is not a furry.

[@ujkloin]

6:25 YES I WAS REALLY HOPING YOU WOULD DO THIS

[@TheKingOfDominoes]

As someone who is also figuring out the ins and outs of premiere, i really appreciated this video

[@adcgdsin9320]

This is a legendary parody/spoof of TheMuteTroll's video. You even got those "black holes" in the video too lol.

[@Cutie9251]

8:29 at least the music is lined up💀🤌

[@GGigachad]

nice remake video i like it

[@complexify476]

How did you call out spaceUK before he was actually exposed

[@ImAverage-et9wb]

colon made this video 6 months after space got exposed

[@Sammyisinmytoilet]

I remember seeing somebody play a daily level. Though when they reached the first ship part it seemed that they had used a speed hack and had forgotten to speed the recording back up. If you trying to hack a level at least be a little sneaky about it.

[@UnderscoreAngel]

someone now should make a recreation of Riot's exposing videos and telling people to intentionally hate and dunk on the exposed person's channel because they deserve it. wonder how that will age nowdays LOL

[@MediaRot]

"i don't hack, i showcase!"

[@jakerussell135]

at 7:55, the cata clip, I was already suspiscious from the start. That vegas resample is SUPER obvious. This could only mean that they recorded in 120fps, which there is almost no reason to do, or they recorded at 30 or 60 and sped it up lmao

[@RedstonetemmieGD-real]

As someone who joined in 2.1 and only finally watched the OG recently this was quite enjoyable ❤

[@RichConnerGMN]

2:00 underrated joke

[@DivineRheumatology]

I’m just pointing out how he actually beat decode😂 5:27

[@partitionhlep]

really cool remaster, also pretty cool that you switched to premiere

[@Rezentix]

9:25 "In fact, I'm willing to bet that on April 24, 2024..." Okay gd cologne we're waiting

[@cheesyisgood]

coolkid363 birthday

[@tinyahhquarks]

8:35 doggie can do straight fly straighter than that :P

[@N0VIADUST]

@@GDArs3n1c029true

[@Carlit3rHats]

2:52 this is how lvls are going to be with the 2.2 camera effects

[@rtrtrrty5370]

funniest fact is that themutetroll used these effects in his video, he was so ahead of its time, that he used 2.2 effects in 2015

[@Junimeek]

this is actually such a cool concept, and i loved all the random little references 10/10

[@llertt]

As someone who watched the original video 6 years ago, this is the most surreal video I've ever watched

[@thegreatjan]

"this ship is going straight as hell!" awesome sentence from gd colon

[@_atlantist_]

2:32 - WeLl ThIs AgEd LiKeD finE MiLK 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@sarpaltnparmak2092]

7:54 if you guys dont know at the end of cataclysm there is normally a text saying he hacked the level

[@DisconexionOfficial]

Didn't Space UK get banned from the demonlist

[@leflyathon]

Gmd tubular 9 realling upping up the content

[@JapanadaMapping]

2:38 dude 💀

[@thatguyoverther6019]

Remember watching the original when i was like 12 and it blew my mind lol. Nice remake

[@thewilliamfamily9241]

Congratulations on beating geometry by toprob. That ball part is so sightreadable!

[@Lunarcreeper]

what's that now? 9:27

[@deltamaxgmd]

April 24th, 2023 aka the day SpaceUK got exposed

[@user-eg2ee1iy7z]

​@@deltamaxgmd Andddddd?

[@doglzalex1955]

@@user-eg2ee1iy7zwdym and? Hes telling him what happened on that specific day.

[@user-eg2ee1iy7z]

@@doglzalex1955 idk dude I thought there was more to it

[@djfcb]

1:02 amog us

[@Kaleb_22]

this caught me so offguard lmfaoooo the attention to detail is crazy really funny recreation

[@Radar_Musician]

The changes is the soundwaves’ timing in going into your ears (since nothing is perfect at the exact nanosecond), and the exact sextillionth of a quintillionth of a quadrillionth of a trillionth of a billionth of a millionth of a quarter of a nanosecond that he clicks.

[@Stinkermcwinker69]

I’m not cheating >:(

[@tires_yt8370]

Really?…….. I still do no- I mean I TotALly trUST YoU

[@bready3453]

nuh uh man i saw you cheating on your exam

[@System_hacked_1-_-]

3:23 that's space UK he's not a hacker jk

[@cdv3363]

Wow. How many times did you watch that original video?

[@beepduck]

ive always thought that video was one of the most incoherent and weird gd videos id ever watched. it confused the hell out of me as a 10 year old, and still does to this day. like he never even explained what was wrong with the 2nd clip

[@A_RealSlowpoke]

6:58 Swear word.... 😢💔💔

[@inkceptionist8156]

So?

[@TheRealLoLGD]

"SPACE FUCKING UK."

[@RaffyTaffy14]

this video is the embodiment of finding some old fire GD level (or i guess video) and going "this needs a rebirth"

[@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura]

This is going to be harder to find out as the time passes

[@rekammm]

I'm feeling Lost in this Slaughterhouse because I was walking At the speed of sound (I wanted to PP) and now ISpyWithMyLittleEye at this Bloodbath of too kiD frIEndly animals that is tormented by Mr Crazyhands (I call him like that). Guys I'm finally Back on track. Idk dummy don't ask questions

[@Lawfayette]

3:56 there's something very accurate about his movements 🤔

[@Gorillamangt]

Ok I clicked on this video while on the 3 clips near the beginning. Did gd Colin make this before space got caught?

[@B0ndsee]

This is why people who create GD hacks often have some form of recognition in the video that only they and the verifiers know about. This is how spaceuk got caught, there is a very subtle watermark... hopefully GD moderators will enforce this more in hacks so that the game can become a lot more clean...

[@DrPeeper]

Is GD now becoming another Trackmania?

[@lucaupatree6139]

The song at 1:00 is called Partying

[@050_WeiXian]

how did you do the old youtube comment layout from 2016-17?

[@Kushncorinthian]

Funny how decode is an easy demon nowadays. though i personally think its a medium, "does this look possible?" Will forever be iconic 😂

[@universal2057]

That spaceuk slide in is hilarious 💀

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

cheat engine slowed down the game but the sounds would still sound normal meaning the song would already be over halfway through the level. that's where the "random completion sound effect" would come from but nobody uses cheat engine anymore

[@TrueKienzster]

Nice video. Also, I admire the small detail of replacing the illuminati in the original with an amogus lmao.

[@master99builder]

People might skip over this, but GD Semicolon is SUCH a good second channel name, since a “colon” is used to start a list in writing, but a semicolon starts a list AND adds extra info! Or I’m just overthinking this lol

[@faithtjendra2099]

Fun fact, i just beat decode yesterday before i watch this video v: and i beat Nine circle one week ago in 60 hz because i cant afford to buy mega hack :( and after i see this video, i agree that the click at the video are impossible (but know many player are improving at this game, so its hard to spot a cheater) In my opinion, apart from the current cheating case, I suggest that now we need a second person who can complete the level before it get rated :) . However, this does not rule out the possibility that someone will still cheat, but at least... because of space uk, now player are trust issue with other player completion. and i also dont know how it feel if i beat a level with cheat. oke! i cant give more of my opinion, beacuse my English is so bad TwT

[@TheNico2000]

Did people skip the intro or something? because im seeing a lot of dumb comments