Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas

[@GDColon]

ok this video is blowing up so i'll just drop three things here: 1 - don't witch hunt, raid, or spam the website. they're just having some fun 2 - help spread the word about my gd website, gdbrowser.com 3 - here's a bonus clip from the video twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1195549853386002432

[@Firebreak_2]

hi yes yeah i- i knew that

[@zep-excpoint]

what the fric

[@0x6a09]

That's realy terrible

[@moyaiman6491]

disliked bc 4th one

[@thatonepalico1966]

I go WITCH HUNT

[@acrophobicmountainclimber7514]

Grammar is on point in these posts.

[@fireytehspartan]

ikr lmao

[@fgrey-]

👌

[@azizesmati1219]

Lmao XD How Does This Exist In Geometry

[@azizesmati1219]

Gg

[@Xnoob545]

Grammar . r/technicallythetruth

[@dharrison89]

If you're ever feeling down, remember, it floats back.

[@midnight2029]

No, don't listen to him, you should really remember, it going fast to 69x speed

[@andynilsennot4329]

No, your not going in like pause portal, but like that.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Throw a Partyt Å Igång!

[@Nyankonomaly]

Well im going to go get Megan

[@starlights3697]

No remember, if you touch black orb you going up

[@JayAreGee]

Geometry Fan Ideas Wiki: Same as learning english, but you going reverse

[@Taha632RMF]

There are many great comments but this one is just too good

[@constellationmaker145]

underrated

[@foolyboi2640]

💀

[@LightEnjoyers]

*If you're reading this, kitsune colon is best colon*... If you're reading this, OcelTop is best kitsune.

[@GGamerLiam]

@@LightEnjoyers you’re not even a kitsune

[@SummerPineapple]

Are we not gonna talk about how the “Floating-Back” Portal actually looks pretty cool and made respectfully?

[@MikhailPlaysRBLX]

0:44 GD Colon says impossibly

[@NIsForNick67]

it floats back

[@fardmonkegaming]

​@@NIsForNick67ok

[@potionofautismorsomething411]

I saw that portal in a fangame for Geometry Dash called Geometry Dash Genesis, made by a KZbinr named Uni Anims. It's possible the portal image originated from there. side note: the 20x speed portal at 2:33 is also seen in Geometry Dash Genesis.

[@Alex_Diaz-Xul]

Yea

[@CocoTheMii]

"Geometry Dash" "Zheeometry Jash" this is it, folks comedy is now over

[@localbedshitter1351]

*Z H E E O M E T R Y J A S H*

[@crocizide6719]

Deometry Gash

[@Blasterpaster]

Triggerometry Dash

[@weiyanwu3942]

Timestamp?

[@kgratia4748]

Gchzhhheiomhehethrery dhashchshh

[@mrwaffles8150]

2019: the internet 2359:geometry dash: the musical

[@EthanTheGamer77]

2579: Update 2.2

[@HenlextheCube]

3000:GEOMETRY DASH 2000.00

[@MualaniOsu]

2019 :Robtop is lazy 999999999999999999999 : update (dead.dead)

[@MsPrickles]

That’s right I played this level Over and over again

[@pizzapie5356]

Update 2.3 coming in 26/12/3026 AD

[@DieGo-yx4hh]

Uno Reverse Card - Same as normal card, *but you gOING REVERSE*

[@keroppi135]

DOS - not same as normal card, But i dont know How The fuck i play

[@praetor8611]

seY

[@adnmach]

@OLD劉浩浚 no actually XD, is just depend on the numbers and not in the colors xd. But is pretty boring

[@suyunana]

666 likes- .o.

[@gifted5460]

drac estever

[@goldacidanimations5247]

8:11 It already exists, it's called High Detail Mode and is most often seen in featured levels

[@retroboisawesome]

real

[@garry.b3162]

"God demon." The most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life.

[@supernova4104]

Garry .B WAIT

[@blah8718]

"God Demon" made me confused

[@rthree8102]

Pacific demon

[@sunsettheaters8434]

Honestly it sounds like one of those roblox roleplay bios "Emma/God demon/DONT TOUCH MY HORNS OR TAIL/Bad girl/Queen of demons"

[@TheRadElectric]

@@sunsettheaters8434 Roleplayers in Island Paradise: NOT SINGLE/hot babe/bad girl/half cow/half demon/bully/bullied/Katie

[@gordier6787]

0:44 To be clear, “partyt Är lgång” is a song by bossfight

[@Not_Sam17]

Yeah that was: "Partyt R IGNG" *I think*

[@ThiagosToons]

Partyt Är Igång

[@Reactivity760]

69 NICE

[@Reactivity760]

I did not get the 69th like BUT I DID NOT LIKE IT TO GO TO 70

[@gordier6787]

-_-

[@raadical8]

New difficulty, robtob “easier than auto” how is that possible

[@xexpaguette]

*It's auto and you can't die even if you spam click*

[@UnusedPing]

I would think it would be harder then extreme demon-

[@xexpaguette]

@Rainbow Eye Guy I didn't do anything inappropriate to make you call me that, and even then please don't call anyone a gachatard. Thank you.

[@AstralSpectre]

@Rainbow Eye Guy smh imagine calling someone who doesn't even make inappropriate gacha stuff a gachatard

[@nil8659]

@Rainbow Eye Guy excuse me?!

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

I love the implication that the people behind the GD cartoon had the balls to tack Lego branding onto it despite Lego themselves not even being involved in the production.

[@brundle_fly_3895]

@@mateuszszulecki5206 my favourite detail

[@noxi.mp4]

Speed -x2 Same as x2 speed portal *bUt YoU gOiNg ReVeRsE*

[@jarrett2211]

Speed x0. You literally stand there and do nothing.

[@mistymysticsailboat]

@@jarrett2211 but you going nowhere

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

AwesomeKiller8 that is actually a feature

[@anduro7448]

It going fast at -x2 speed

[@nil8659]

@@jarrett2211 basically loopomg a reverse trigger every millisecond.

[@GeoBlitzy]

Mfs be like “subway sucks” like bro you made the sandwich

[@GDColon]

hey apple... SAWBLADE

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

NOPE

[@GeoBlitzy]

GD Colon Good one

[@tseriously]

Hey GeoBlitz

[@AeroN0va]

You look bloody hehahahahe!!!

[@noobyplayz2840]

“Not going LIKE a pause portal but LIKE that”

[@alyshaosier8352]

e

[@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222]

am cringe😢

[@gustiviy]

@@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222 ok

[@timegun_]

“Yes but actually no”

[@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222]

Bruh

[@MelodyLumina]

"driving you demon since 1.6" and "not educational" are actually loading messages i could see being added actually john cena too cuz rob is a bit of a memelord

[@grbr2006]

the reason why 2.2 is taking a long time to come out is because robtop saw this wiki and decided to make all these ideas real 2024 EDIT: well that was disappointing. 7 years, and no inbeentween demon or 20x speed portal! do better next time, robtop

[@bkeating7228]

it floats back

[@grbr2006]

@@bkeating7228 Indeed

[@UselessAccountt]

Can’t wait for the inbeentween demon!

[@flyingduck91]

the events thing is a real 2.2 feature so...

[@thatonedumbe]

So they are gonna ad 100.0 version there

[@normal_randomperson]

"God Demon" ILLUSION 100

[@knuti27]

Yes same with SEA's ( (^: ) "Divine Demon"

[@_-_-Sipita-_-_]

I died of laughter af those demons pics with 100 horns XD

[@adamfra64]

@@_-_-Sipita-_-_ "Now, what to do for the icon on the new demon?" "Make it slightly darker and add another stick." "Perfect." **Publishing steamapps/common/Geometry Dash/versions/3.14579...**

[@corinneahrend1397]

Lol

[@azabiphetamine]

@@adamfra64 🥧 🍰

[@Djden005]

Why is the “Just Shapes and Beats Event” actually a really cool concept?

[@MaldivianDat1-]

Yup

[@shou_gana1]

It feels like an AI made this entire wiki I seriously can't believe that these are actual people writing these things

[@thatonedumbe]

Same

[@corvidcorax]

There's nothing surprising about this. Just a bunch of adolescent minds going nuts with their imagination.

[@invalid_user_handle]

I don't think you could find a single person who wrote something on that wiki above the age of 12 at most. That's probably to blame for it.

[@corvidcorax]

@@invalid_user_handle I think 12 is a bit of a stretch. I'd say 9 at most.

[@TheIndispensableOpposition]

An AI would do a much better job of selling this convincingly ngl

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Gotta love how they just completely ignore that the in-game speed portals stop at 4x speed and just start listing every whole number after 6

[@dash-orb]

It going fast to 20x speed

[@Vmaster007]

I mean, 5x and 6x speed already existed in Mountain King

[@Rickmonas90]

@@Vmaster007move trigger

[@Vmaster007]

@@Rickmonas90 I know that it used a move trigger, I'm not stupid.

[@Someonee3452]

​@@dash-orb it going fast to 30x speed

[@azabiphetamine]

4:53 "Geometry Dash 3.2: January 23rd 2030" 7:56 "Update 100.0: Release date: May 15th, 2055" Looks like someone really underestimated the time it takes for updates.

[@Pasclesrm]

Update 100, coming to you the summer of 8739

[@youraveragemobileundertale2371]

Update 100,000,000, coming to you the winter of 37288201!

[@azabiphetamine]

@@youraveragemobileundertale2371 nah thats too fast

[@Medumamus]

Update 10^99 coming to you in the year 9999999999999999^999999999

[@thecpg980]

@@Medumamus also too fast

[@dizzy_jump]

7:08 THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES THE TYPOS IS HYSTERICAL I LOVE THIS

[@adieuing]

true he makes an intense edit while he pronounces the "completeing"

[@RealProtonPrompt]

Matt Ross got competition

[@dizzy_jump]

@@RealProtonPrompt matt ross

[@Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi]

@@RealProtonPromptman I love Matt ross

[@improbablyfur]

@@adieuing or collectingng 🔥

[@pizzachu2281]

Lesson learned: don't let kids under 10 run anything on their own Edit after 3 years: oh my god stop telling randoms on the internet how old you are

[@spencerstudt2737]

I don't think kids over 10 are capable of running anything on their own either

[@DiversionG]

Under 12*

[@DarkSide360-0]

im 10 lol

[@themandel2017]

@@spencerstudt2737 For some dumb reason I did it when I was 7. As in art and a discord server. This is.. 4 years later!!

[@LSqre]

Tip: don't publicly announce if you're under 13 it's all going to be negative

[@seangiglio]

3:14 I’m pretty sure we found the most obsessed Geometry Dash fan ever

[@BubbleBFDI]

Bruh

[@imaginehavingarealname2233]

True

[@rodrix555]

But is CRINGE af

[@kasimhanif3478]

Hello

[@dissmo706]

Battle cats

[@greenkingfisher]

The English in my head: *Normal English* The English I speak: "It verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

[@astrylleaf]

IM DYING

[@azabiphetamine]

Your brain when you try to understand what you just said: “Floating back: It floats back”

[@Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W]

The English in my head: *Normal English The English I speak: "it verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

[@slushiegoreluna]

I just know for sure that the voice crack from 1:45 was out of absolute fear and disbelief.

[@selmaselim165]

HOLY C-HOW LONG IS THİS THING

[@devzy793]

Adding 30 demon types seems like a very good idea, especially when the final demon is just the Auto Logo

[@gunk3407]

hi am auto demon! JAJAJAJAJA JUST KIDDING I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY LIKE MISSOURI

[@gunk3407]

I WAS THE FIRST DEMON TO MAKE MISSOURI TURN INTO MISERY!! JAJAJAJA YOU NOOB!

[@Emi-jb7bn]

@@gunk3407 bruh

[@cheeseholeschez]

@@gunk3407 what the f*** did I just read

[@gunk3407]

@@cheeseholeschez MISSOURI MISERY AAJAJAAJAJAAJ I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER DEMON IA WON

[@epicgamerchannel6230]

2:59 for a second i thought he would go through the whole greek alphabet

[@tomnook2612]

Lol

[@torreka1813]

Lol

[@red.animations]

XD

[@tammid8423]

Lol

[@tammid8423]

Lol

[@sutamitas4891]

*"hard demon"* *"harder demon"* theres always a bigger fish

[@Epsi_Cron]

Master Demon: Are you sure about that?

[@dudaudaduda]

Hi GLaDOS! Sorry for killing you. The cake wasn't good anyway.

[@teraspeXt]

@@dudaudaduda See their username?

[@dudaudaduda]

@@teraspeXt Yes? See their profile picture?

[@Sleepyvoidboi2111]

This is underrated

[@vladimirfm9023]

4:30 those are actually some creative ways to obtain cubes

[@testtester8492]

5:55 Ah yes, the elusive cheetah, known for its extraordinary ability to jump to extreme heights

[@johnonthephone5625]

Tbf spiders don’t teleport up and down

[@achromaticism]

not as rare a find as the caracal though. caracals are thought to be able to reach speeds unmatched by any other creature in the animal kingdom

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Spiders

[@JimmehRulez]

@@achromaticism floppa!

[@PxrplePipk1n]

@@johnonthephone5625 imagine

[@tuuns_]

i hate myself for snickering when he said “balls.” i am gods mistake

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Tuuns 😂 dame tho

[@DullFool]

*B A L L S*

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Are you 7 or something?

[@tuuns_]

Potato_Spirit actually i’m 15 but i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old

[@thestatic]

@@tuuns_ relatable

[@kingklasherz4834]

Triple Portal: Works as the dual portal, but there are 3 icons. Community: *Facepalms Quadruple Portal: Hold my beer.

[@knuti27]

Hexdecuple portal : Same as Double, Triple, Quadruple and Quintuple portal but making gameplay with it without two of the sixteen icons going the same way is propably impossible

[@Neptune_K8]

Impossible Game 2: ...

[@G1_Thundercracker]

Mulpan gonna kill himself

[@Hello86257]

The title reminds me of that GDColon video called "Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas" which is ironic considering this is really good! Keep up the good work!

[@insertedgycoolname6884]

random fact: at 3:09 when the guy shows pictures he literraly just stole a tenor gif and screenshotted every frame.

[@sauceboitest_monster_1srev650]

that’s why the one between harder and insane is jsut a mix of harder and insane

[@GyroScopeGD]

Look at the ones between insane and demon

[@OfcourseJimmy000]

@@GyroScopeGD god no, nightmare fuel

[@MonkeyGo911]

Peasy, easy amateur

[@MonkeyGo911]

Medium , moderate, hard, harder ,insane, extreme, impossible, silent, troll, alpha, beta, gamma, expert, master

[@irtouk]

4:18 “He is speaking the language of gods.” Edit: Bruh I forgot I made this comment, but I got a bunch of likes so that’s cool.

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

7:46

[@777omen]

@@TheGargantuanLeviathan Joke page

[@ester7707]

"So how many horns you want to your demon?" *"Yes."*

[@podboy1531]

1 year no replys? Ima ruin that homie

[@manuelalves2139]

@@podboy1531 ima a joke to u

[@inksterdoodles11]

them demons are very hor- im sorry

[@ephnoe]

294,please

[@lean2260]

give em wings

[@NickAndriadze]

You can hear him barely holding back from bursting in laughter, I love it.

[@12bjorn34]

I heard it too 😂

[@archivechannel5463]

The first episode of Lego Copyrighted Geometry Dash is actually pretty good ngl

[@latiiyoutube6468]

ikr

[@jebiwonzontop]

glad i'm not the only one who paused to read it

[@naattxxnaattxx7055]

I know i'm late but what happens after that? I genuenly want to know if they kept this series going

[@annrodriguez2209]

"Floating Back, it floats back" Me: **dying**

[@cameronvoller4680]

no

[@tatos529]

2:39

[@mario-xz8fl]

It going fast to 10× speed though

[@Flaaroni]

GD + JSaB would be epic ngl

[@KeonK1_]

When is the contest being shown?

[@lordmikey6666]

God damn it, how are you so quick to these?

[@alanhasmemes]

cringe

[@MR_3001]

alanhasmemes I don’t think so

[@axolotl2959]

When RobTop adds platformer mode we could copy almost the whole game

[@Bluetic_]

0:33 it’s funny, because the UFO was originally going to be called the bird

[@Bouncing_Block]

It still is

[@Bluetic_]

@@Bouncing_Block in the game files

[@tinyahhquarks]

@@Bouncing_Blockbut only in the code

[@notrainbowdash3972]

just shapes and dash - your gd icon fighting jsab characters 7:45 turn on captions

[@Qbxyz-_l]

"Just there were fun with the quest new weapon Junko f Wacken new wet dock"

[@nohintshere]

when it said "new weapon Junko" I felt that ✊😔

[@astrylleaf]

oh god not again

[@yerryindrajaya2986]

Fu

[@friendsheeep]

Dev orb: everytime someone uses it, the update takes 1 year longer

[@luiswongaguirre9135]

Robtop used it twice

[@nyxxic4550]

@@luiswongaguirre9135 No he used it 3 times

[@Snakicus123]

"Update 100.0: Releases in 2055!" RobTop: *Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!*

[@GivIzzyLuv]

release date: 3186

[@itsdalion6612]

@@GivIzzyLuv my guess is somewhere around 4201

[@Crystalizer66]

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

[@tatos529]

GUYS IT WILL RELEASE IN 9999999!!!!

[@blastoise892]

ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND

[@JayAreGee]

When you're enjoying your weekend and remember it going fast to 20x speed

[@waterPsychiatrist]

I mean we can all laugh but I honestly find this really charming, I used to do stuff like this all the time when i was around 7-9 and this brings back a lot of those memories

[@eliashovemeyer8749]

I used to do this stuff too man, the memories are stupidly funny.

[@VariantBank]

So youre 12?

[@waterPsychiatrist]

@@VariantBank I'm not talking about geometry dash, I'm talking about video games in general

[@dobi2447]

I didnt have access to the internet at that age but i gaurantee you id be doing stuff like this if i did 😤😤

[@srimattheuniverseshow]

​@@UCPStreetClass I am as an 11 year old like I stay away from relatively old memes just cuz the aren't deemed cool anymore.

[@thegreenninja8532]

Actually good idea: GD needs to add an online matchmaking system where 4 players face off and vote for a main level by gd. Who ever beats it first gets a reward depending on the level. If they all beat it they all get the reward. You will only see ur icon and on the top left will be a leader board showing percent and whatnot. If u get coins u get better rewards. If everyone wins with coins then everyone gets the same reward

[@Vovosch.]

No one: Literally no one: GD Ideas wiki: G O D D E M O N

[@How_do_it_do]

the god killers legendary exterminator of universes.......demon

[@actualcube5349]

Jokes on you idea makers. Words God and Demon cant fit in one Word they are different

[@elitedefender4315]

@@actualcube5349 Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

[@skorzamusic4790]

@@actualcube5349 r/woooosh

[@arekrekas213]

@@skorzamusic4790 there is no fucking joke you moron

[@The-Red-Kleiner]

3:56 robtop actually kinda did this in 2.2

[@ChlebakKamila]

4:00 "Photo editing is my pashion"

[@The.12D]

Why does this have 200 likes but no comments

[@AceTechn0]

@@The.12D I have no idea lol

[@JohnHunterJohnHunter]

*passion

[@AceTechn0]

@@JohnHunterJohnHunter THE SPELLING MISTAKE WAS INTENTIONAL YA DUMBO

[@gapplssb]

@@AceTechn0 no i don't think so And if it was it wasnt funny

[@bricklander]

"Geometry Dash XL" gd 3DS XL when

[@qwqmaple]

Gd Switch Lite

[@karlkewbz]

Nah. How about NEW GD 3DS XL!

[@Silent_YES]

New GD 2DS XL 2019

[@shou_gana1]

Lets get the Geometry Switch

[@gdajay9312]

Why do I own a new Nintendo 3ds xl.

[@Zaher74]

4:44 Robtop could unironicly add this achievement

[@-mikko-1373]

I agree

[@cerulity32k]

logo

[@OCJDaze]

@@cerulity32k Click the Geometry Dash logo

[@snatch6129]

@@OCJDaze logo

[@LDNSO25]

@@snatch6129 click the geometry dash logo

[@ADTB108]

3:56 the fact that you can make that now in 2.2 is crazy

[@zir0nic]

3:12 so we just not gon talk about the monstrosity at the bottom of the second column

[@xryeau_1760]

No, we will not

[@icevanish4320]

what about the one at the bottom of the fourth?

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

GD K3 how about the 2nd from the top at the top left

[@luiswongaguirre9135]

And the 3rd from the fourth column

[@dontlosey0urhead803]

The second on the fifth colomn

[@andorrra]

"New super ultra extreme extraordinary augmented epic legendary" just like starts of too similar to "New crispy pretzel chicken fries at burger king"

[@GDColon]

I KNOW RIGHT I really wanted to reference it but I felt like not many people would get it, and it would just come off as weird

[@yellowmarkers]

Hey, i made that >:( but glad you liked it

[@tensixtyoclock]

& knuckles

[@liketocodev]

i like how in this universe rob went insane and made as much content as possible and creating a literal computer virus that deletes your wifi but can barely make any grounds and backgrounds

[@originaluseername]

“went insane” no one told you this was the 1700s where you can be as inaccurate about mental illnesses as you want dude

[@liketocodev]

@@originaluseername i dont mean insane as in mentally

[@witherkilleryeh]

@@liketocodevphysically insane??

[@some_dude_in_the_internet]

3:38 that guy spent hours writing that just for colon to NOT READ IT 💀

[@bobthesnake9844]

Scratch: I have the spookiest shop "Harold": hold my beer

[@FakestLoogi]

Congrats on the heart Bob

[@michacebulak5350]

Geometry Canyon forever.

[@FakestLoogi]

@@michacebulak5350 ah yes

[@cleck_]

NOOOOOOO

[@nicotyne8383]

Harold is a great name for a demon

[@lilygravley1491]

Colon sounds like he’s trying not to die the entire time he recorded this and it’s amazing 😂

[@cubebutpro298]

True

[@creativeshulker6716]

Ikr the whole thing is just so funny especially the countless language errors

[@Kapoosh000]

These kids made an entire alternate universe where Geometry Dash becomes the next media giant

[@buzzybees8604]

What if.. they predicted the future...

[@CreepyboomGamer]

Good Ending 1 (Beta Mix) - Geometry Dash: REAL LIFE EDITION

[@astralthenb]

1:16 annihilate is actually such a good soundtrack ong

[@retrospectiveman2444]

"Not vaccinating my kids will not cause problems." The kid 8 years later:

[@jailbreaklover737]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nobody-qk4xu]

Assuming they'd be alive for that long

[@rimiandshirsho8506]

@@jailbreaklover737 how

[@zaucified7129]

Three, take it or leave it

[@fu3k_blaze561]

T H R E E

[@randomlylegend]

3:43 I like how that actually got added in GD

[@remu6841]

I'm guessing it's from the Sneak Peak :/

[@wolfiezz9049]

Yea so did the green orb lol

[@iamveryconfusedd]

That post was made after they came out lol

[@Trathien-]

No, it wasnt

[@diegoishere3672]

@@Trathien- black orb

[@smokewish]

5:50 I thought you were about to say that the star CONTROLS my finger. I was thinking “hey what if you beat 100 demons and then it allows RobTop to hack into our fingers”

[@YoniBalony]

So, I actually cared enough to read through the entire geometry dash show thing and it was kind of interesting. There was a section called lost episode and one lost episode was a colon juniper ship. 💀💀💀

[@trulyinfamous]

I swear every one of these was generated by a rogue Ai. Its like you trained a neural network on GD forum stuff and told it to write a wiki.

[@neko_birel]

I am entirely convinced almost if not everything here is just written by a bot and posted in the website for shits and giggles

[@sadlavalamp]

Book: teaches the people on this website how to spell

[@maxybg]

3:49 this is actually a pretty cool idea for a gimmick

[@hx7004]

0:50 I think that level is supposed to say "Partyt Är Igång" Which literally means the party is ready in Swedish :)

[@gardenapple]

It's a song by Bossfight.

[@helloguys7550]

0:44

[@_County]

in like swedish fish muahahaha *Cries in backround* im not funny ;-;

[@aYTcommenter]

@@gardenapple no the real one is paryt R Igng

[@PerrcusionBox]

@@helloguys7550your profile says it all

[@hatennafromhoenn]

When the narrator of a video talks really slow: *It going fast to x2 speed*

[@tatos529]

@Spooky The Stickmin to 300x speed

[@Who4sked]

@@tatos529 lol

[@Nyankonomaly]

It going fast to 69 apeed

[@eddienjjahatifheredia1661]

it going fast to 6876843478846364123684326476264786487247476467814624762644661248463843628474629466974748644664623984738746346216364327486486324719658765765232566567566565656931656452645862598765256967953785626279426779326479761349726347916247986274024747036140236404263428078346746464683487604876032572115436024364364132046478768274668704863244061623823477734777913272414770123477234078243x speed

[@EthanTheGamer77]

When a clickbaity youtuber talks really fast it going slow to 0.5x speed

[@Nitrooooooogen]

God, imagine how hard a level would be with a 20x speed portal, OH GOD.

[@astrylleaf]

Gaaas gas gas im gonna step in the gas tolgphvtanfigbvtambeelader

[@booprsnoot]

how would that gigantic thing even fit in a level? LOL

[@soyjakchud]

@@booprsnoot And how huge would its hitbox be

[@griffintgm9467]

A 20x portal would make clubstep 6 seconds long 💀

[@EmiDelta]

Zooming out helps but 20x is unsalvageable

[@BenSchappacher]

New difficulty: 2.2 The level takes over 6 years to complete

[@_Kori]

1:12 this went from 0 to 100 incredibly quick

[@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq]

i dont get it

[@889.]

Therapist: Voice crack Colon isn't real, it can't hurt you. Voice crack Colon: 1:47

[@SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz]

i ahve tooken a screen shot xD

[@thefudgecake1626]

go look at his gd stories in a nutshell

[@889.]

hello me

[@fionagabell9851]

@@SnipersAreDaBestrobloxPlayz screen shot?

[@Ikaerya]

@@BuildingPO_TV That's what she said

[@virtualashez]

Loading Messages (7:29) are actually kinda good ngl

[@RealSirMikay]

Yeah, I thought so too.

[@filipfilip1507]

Except for the second one

[@MarcoMa210]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[@AskosFlames]

AND HIS NAME IS ROBERT TOPALA

[@LA-ly7zt]

7:42

[@Finn_Stream]

1:37 gd colon saying “balls”

[@valerium730]

That "Driving you Demon" line is actually pretty clever

[@nathansos8480]

Hope that gets added soon.

[@Orebrohkfan]

I actually wasted my time reading the script of "The Hacker", and I say it can make a good episode.

[@kidgamer1166]

Hold on.. what?

[@abandonedchannel1010]

me excited for lego geometry dash episode dash

[@im_a_tide_pod]

Yes, but I don’t think it would be very appropriate for the first episode of this hypothetical series

[@redacted2896]

When Colon said BALLS for the icon kit, I just died. I’m such a child.

[@AshPikachu9]

*Ballsteel*

[@fuxkbrivn]

That’s what they’re called tho

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

I did think your profile was some cursed tommyinit image for a sec so.

[@inksterdoodles11]

same lol

[@EMPERORGARLIX]

Cubes, Ships, B A L L S

[@olliesmith7578]

1:49 having 67 unique control styles with just tapping is just downright insane

[@brownbear3166]

The broken English just makes this video funnier

[@JamAttack]

I think jump rings should have a paywall in order to work, unless the player has a 144hz monitor.

[@notthatntg]

polargeist and later will be impossible for potatoes

[@MelodyLumina]

this is just the top 1 demon creator mindset tbh

[@ROSCOE16000]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said “it going fast to 10x speed”

[@Wheebzee]

But god said: Its like heaven, but you *gO REVERSE*

[@flinggonza5688]

I go to heaven faster you fucking idiot

[@Wheebzee]

@@flinggonza5688 take the *L*

[@Msmguy_Idk]

Believe it or not, this is what got me into geometry dash a few years ago.

[@Msmguy_Idk]

I've been in this community ever since, and I am so glad to be a part of it :)

[@LentilSoupChilean]

3:49 that sounds like cyan orb with extra steps

[@impossiblehanley2732]

That's -sounds like- cyan orb -with extra steps-

[@kazti5206]

@@impossiblehanley2732 what

[@glitch_the_silly]

@@kazti5206 He meant "That's cyan orb"

[@bgmarshall]

What? Do you mean blue orb or another fan orb? If it's blue orb 1: that goes in opposite gravity and 2: it's the same speed, if you mean another fan orbs this guy probably just didn't see it

[@navyntune8158]

That's like black orb right into cyan pad

[@donatochannel]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even aliens that come from another galaxy: A FANDOM user: Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｗ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｐ Ｉ Ｃ Ｓ

[@ChainChomp]

* s h o w d a p i c s!!!!!!!!

[@donatochannel]

@The Red Retriever :)

[@jotarojoestar514]

The Bobs Please

[@mateololero4091]

@@jotarojoestar514 i understood the reference

[@TheJustinator]

Ueqstion: What TTS voice was it?

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Wow... the ONE video his voice actually sounds amused.

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Oh he liked it Huh Cool

[@Ch___n.053]

the fact that green gravity and black orb is actually canon now

[@FishlandicFishy]

3:36 Plot: Are you tired of playing fluffy and cutesy games? Well, here comes Raid: Shadow Legends! Get real, raw, dark, epic, and awesome! Raid: Shadow Legends will take you to the world of dark fantasy and realism! Choose from several unique characters! Upgrade them! Sacrifice them! And battle with your friends against the clan bosses to win awesome rewards! Go through the campaign story or heck! You can even fight with your own friends! You can even battle in the dungeons against bosses and win artefacts to make your champion stronger! And the best part: you can play it on mobile and on desktop! And you can switch between them whenever you want to! Now, isn’t that something? What’s that, people can find you in the game too? And join your clan? Nice! So, what are you waiting for? Go check the video description! Click on the special links, and you’ll get 50 000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck, see you there! if you are still reading this, cube stories are abusing gd cubes

[@kasimhanif3478]

Hi

[@itzcheeze2356]

Oh no

[@itzcheeze2356]

Is this comment sponsored too?

[@Miguel-lw4zk]

Nope. Nope, We're not reading all of this, Next!

[@itsdalion6612]

Oh hi satan

[@mattthenub9748]

I find it funny how we call the speeds 1x, 2x, 3x, etc. since they're not even that speed (for example, "4x" speed is only twice as fast as "1x")

[@yellowmarkers]

I agree, but i added the actual speeds before this video came out

[@tuamatrem8304]

i usually refer to the speeds as 'level __' so ‹ is lvl 0, ⟩ is lvl 1, etc...

[@Xnoob545]

What's the formula for the speeds

[@19thCenturyGuy]

@@Xnoob545 square roots I think

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@yellowmarkers can u reword this in your overly verbose style

[@Javadog64]

Some of these sounded like that they were generated from a AI

[@egg9709]

or 3 year olds

[@Xedlord]

Thank you @@egg9709, very cool!

[@tatos529]

@@egg9709 🥚

[@UselessAccountt]

But you going reverse

[@9888-4]

1x Speed : _Nothing it’s because the speed was normal._ 2x Speed : It’s going fast to 2x speed 3x Speed : It’s going fast to 3x speed 4x Speed : It’s going fast to 4x speed Speed portals seen in Mountain King I : 5x Speed: It’s going fast to 5x speed 6x Speed: It’s going fast to 6x speed Speed portals seen in the fandom : _2:17_

[@Christian305Chen]

I find it funny that some of these ideas are actually good.

[@lauravasovic2598]

God Demon... Wait, that's illegal-

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

LOLLLL

[@cubehead-exists]

OAML Not funny

[@plsiwannabeHyper]

You can tell at some points Colon was trying so hard not to laugh

[@trukijej]

0:10 BRO CALLED IT

[@mell506]

2.0 came out before that video

[@trukijej]

Yea but we don't know if the recommendation was before 2.0

[@mell506]

@trukijej ok

[@renanimations6165]

@@trukijejit was made after 2.0, if it was fanmade why would he put lines around it? and it also says 2.0 next to it

[@trukijej]

@@renanimations6165 ok