Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas

[@GDColon]

ok this video is blowing up so i'll just drop three things here: 1 - don't witch hunt, raid, or spam the website. they're just having some fun 2 - help spread the word about my gd website, gdbrowser.com 3 - here's a bonus clip from the video twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1195549853386002432

[@Firebreak_2]

hi yes yeah i- i knew that

[@zep-excpoint]

what the fric

[@0x6a09]

That's realy terrible

[@moyaiman6491]

disliked bc 4th one

[@thatonepalico1966]

I go WITCH HUNT

[@dharrison89]

If you're ever feeling down, remember, it floats back.

[@midnight2029]

No, don't listen to him, you should really remember, it going fast to 69x speed

[@andynilsennot4329]

No, your not going in like pause portal, but like that.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Throw a Partyt Å Igång!

[@Nyankonomaly]

Well im going to go get Megan

[@starlights3697]

No remember, if you touch black orb you going up

[@CocoTheMii]

"Geometry Dash" "Zheeometry Jash" this is it, folks comedy is now over

[@localbedshitter1351]

*Z H E E O M E T R Y J A S H*

[@crocizide6719]

Deometry Gash

[@Blasterpaster]

Triggerometry Dash

[@weiyanwu3942]

Timestamp?

[@kgratia4748]

Gchzhhheiomhehethrery dhashchshh

[@mrwaffles8150]

2019: the internet 2359:geometry dash: the musical

[@EthanTheGamer77]

2579: Update 2.2

[@HenlextheCube]

3000:GEOMETRY DASH 2000.00

[@MualaniOsu]

2019 :Robtop is lazy 999999999999999999999 : update (dead.dead)

[@MsPrickles]

That’s right I played this level Over and over again

[@pizzapie5356]

Update 2.3 coming in 26/12/3026 AD

[@SummerPineapple]

Are we not gonna talk about how the “Floating-Back” Portal actually looks pretty cool and made respectfully?

[@MikhailPlaysRBLX]

0:44 GD Colon says impossibly

[@NisforNick67]

it floats back

[@fardmonkegaming]

​@@NisforNick67ok

[@potionofautismorsomething411]

I saw that portal in a fangame for Geometry Dash called Geometry Dash Genesis, made by a KZbinr named Uni Anims. It's possible the portal image originated from there. side note: the 20x speed portal at 2:33 is also seen in Geometry Dash Genesis.

[@Alex_Diaz-Xul]

Yea

[@GeoBlitzy]

Mfs be like “subway sucks” like bro you made the sandwich

[@GDColon]

hey apple... SAWBLADE

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

NOPE

[@GeoBlitzy]

GD Colon Good one

[@tseriously]

Hey GeoBlitz

[@AeroN0va]

You look bloody hehahahahe!!!

[@TurbuIent]

Geometry Fan Ideas Wiki: Same as learning english, but you going reverse

[@Taha632RMF]

There are many great comments but this one is just too good

[@constellationmaker145]

underrated

[@foolyboi2640]

💀

[@LightEnjoyers]

*If you're reading this, kitsune colon is best colon*... If you're reading this, OcelTop is best kitsune.

[@GGamerLiam]

@@LightEnjoyers you’re not even a kitsune

[@DieGo-yx4hh]

Uno Reverse Card - Same as normal card, *but you gOING REVERSE*

[@keroppi135]

DOS - not same as normal card, But i dont know How The fuck i play

[@praetor8611]

seY

[@adnmach]

@OLD劉浩浚 no actually XD, is just depend on the numbers and not in the colors xd. But is pretty boring

[@suyunana]

666 likes- .o.

[@gifted5460]

drac estever

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

I love the implication that the people behind the GD cartoon had the balls to tack Lego branding onto it despite Lego themselves not even being involved in the production.

[@brundle_fly_3895]

@@mateuszszulecki5206 my favourite detail

[@acrophobicmountainclimber7514]

Grammar is on point in these posts.

[@fireytehspartan]

ikr lmao

[@fgrey-]

👌

[@azizesmati1219]

Lmao XD How Does This Exist In Geometry

[@azizesmati1219]

Gg

[@Xnoob545]

Grammar . r/technicallythetruth

[@garry.b3162]

"God demon." The most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life.

[@supernova4104]

Garry .B WAIT

[@blah8718]

"God Demon" made me confused

[@rthree8102]

Pacific demon

[@sunsettheaters8434]

Honestly it sounds like one of those roblox roleplay bios "Emma/God demon/DONT TOUCH MY HORNS OR TAIL/Bad girl/Queen of demons"

[@TheRadElectric]

@@sunsettheaters8434 Roleplayers in Island Paradise: NOT SINGLE/hot babe/bad girl/half cow/half demon/bully/bullied/Katie

[@gordier6787]

0:44 To be clear, “partyt Är lgång” is a song by bossfight

[@EllenJoe_is_my_virtual_wife]

Yeah that was: "Partyt R IGNG" *I think*

[@ThiagosToons]

Partyt Är Igång

[@Reactivity760]

69 NICE

[@Reactivity760]

I did not get the 69th like BUT I DID NOT LIKE IT TO GO TO 70

[@gordier6787]

-_-

[@goldacidanimations5247]

8:11 It already exists, it's called High Detail Mode and is most often seen in featured levels

[@retroboisawesome]

real

[@raadical8]

New difficulty, robtob “easier than auto” how is that possible

[@xexpaguette]

*It's auto and you can't die even if you spam click*

[@UnusedPing]

I would think it would be harder then extreme demon-

[@xexpaguette]

@Rainbow Eye Guy I didn't do anything inappropriate to make you call me that, and even then please don't call anyone a gachatard. Thank you.

[@AstralSpectre]

@Rainbow Eye Guy smh imagine calling someone who doesn't even make inappropriate gacha stuff a gachatard

[@nil8659]

@Rainbow Eye Guy excuse me?!

[@noobyplayz2840]

“Not going LIKE a pause portal but LIKE that”

[@alyshaosier8352]

e

[@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222]

am cringe😢

[@gustiviy]

@@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222 ok

[@timegun_]

“Yes but actually no”

[@funkergdandrobloxandmore4222]

Bruh

[@epicgamerchannel6230]

2:59 for a second i thought he would go through the whole greek alphabet

[@tomnook2612]

Lol

[@torreka1813]

Lol

[@red.animations]

XD

[@tammid8423]

Lol

[@tammid8423]

Lol

[@MelodyLumina]

"driving you demon since 1.6" and "not educational" are actually loading messages i could see being added actually john cena too cuz rob is a bit of a memelord

[@normal_randomperson]

"God Demon" ILLUSION 100

[@knuti27]

Yes same with SEA's ( (^: ) "Divine Demon"

[@_-_-Sipita-_-_]

I died of laughter af those demons pics with 100 horns XD

[@adamfra64]

@@_-_-Sipita-_-_ "Now, what to do for the icon on the new demon?" "Make it slightly darker and add another stick." "Perfect." **Publishing steamapps/common/Geometry Dash/versions/3.14579...**

[@corinneahrend1397]

Lol

[@azabiphetamine]

@@adamfra64 🥧 🍰

[@grbr2006]

the reason why 2.2 is taking a long time to come out is because robtop saw this wiki and decided to make all these ideas real 2024 EDIT: well that was disappointing. 7 years, and no inbeentween demon or 20x speed portal! do better next time, robtop

[@bkeating7228]

it floats back

[@grbr2006]

@@bkeating7228 Indeed

[@UselessAccountt]

Can’t wait for the inbeentween demon!

[@flyingduck91]

the events thing is a real 2.2 feature so...

[@thatonedumbe]

So they are gonna ad 100.0 version there

[@greenkingfisher]

The English in my head: *Normal English* The English I speak: "It verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

[@astrylleaf]

IM DYING

[@azabiphetamine]

Your brain when you try to understand what you just said: “Floating back: It floats back”

[@Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W]

The English in my head: *Normal English The English I speak: "it verticals and you're not going like in pause portal, but like that"

[@dizzy_jump]

7:08 THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES THE TYPOS IS HYSTERICAL I LOVE THIS

[@adieuing]

true he makes an intense edit while he pronounces the "completeing"

[@RealProtonPrompt]

Matt Ross got competition

[@dizzy_jump]

@@RealProtonPrompt matt ross

[@Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi]

@@RealProtonPromptman I love Matt ross

[@improbablyfur]

@@adieuing or collectingng 🔥

[@testtester8492]

5:55 Ah yes, the elusive cheetah, known for its extraordinary ability to jump to extreme heights

[@johnonthephone5625]

Tbf spiders don’t teleport up and down

[@achromaticism]

not as rare a find as the caracal though. caracals are thought to be able to reach speeds unmatched by any other creature in the animal kingdom

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Spiders

[@JimmehRulez]

@@achromaticism floppa!

[@PxrplePipk1n]

@@johnonthephone5625 imagine

[@seangiglio]

3:14 I’m pretty sure we found the most obsessed Geometry Dash fan ever

[@BubbleBFDI]

Bruh

[@imaginehavingarealname2233]

True

[@rodrix555]

But is CRINGE af

[@kasimhanif3478]

Hello

[@dissmo706]

Battle cats

[@noxi.mp4]

Speed -x2 Same as x2 speed portal *bUt YoU gOiNg ReVeRsE*

[@jarrett2211]

Speed x0. You literally stand there and do nothing.

[@mistymysticsailboat]

@@jarrett2211 but you going nowhere

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

AwesomeKiller8 that is actually a feature

[@anduro7448]

It going fast at -x2 speed

[@nil8659]

@@jarrett2211 basically loopomg a reverse trigger every millisecond.

[@Djden005]

Why is the “Just Shapes and Beats Event” actually a really cool concept?

[@MaldivianDat1-]

Yup

[@pizzachu2281]

Lesson learned: don't let kids under 10 run anything on their own Edit after 3 years: oh my god stop telling randoms on the internet how old you are

[@spencerstudt2737]

I don't think kids over 10 are capable of running anything on their own either

[@DiversionG]

Under 12*

[@DarkSide360-0]

im 10 lol

[@themandel2017]

@@spencerstudt2737 For some dumb reason I did it when I was 7. As in art and a discord server. This is.. 4 years later!!

[@LSqre]

Tip: don't publicly announce if you're under 13 it's all going to be negative

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Gotta love how they just completely ignore that the in-game speed portals stop at 4x speed and just start listing every whole number after 6

[@dash-orb]

It going fast to 20x speed

[@Vmaster007]

I mean, 5x and 6x speed already existed in Mountain King

[@Rickmonas90]

@@Vmaster007move trigger

[@Vmaster007]

@@Rickmonas90 I know that it used a move trigger, I'm not stupid.

[@Someonee3452]

​@@dash-orb it going fast to 30x speed

[@annrodriguez2209]

"Floating Back, it floats back" Me: **dying**

[@cameronvoller4680]

no

[@tatos529]

2:39

[@mario-xz8fl]

It going fast to 10× speed though

[@lunablueslushie]

I just know for sure that the voice crack from 1:45 was out of absolute fear and disbelief.

[@selmaselim165]

HOLY C-HOW LONG IS THİS THING

[@shou_gana1]

It feels like an AI made this entire wiki I seriously can't believe that these are actual people writing these things

[@thatonedumbe]

Same

[@corvidcorax]

There's nothing surprising about this. Just a bunch of adolescent minds going nuts with their imagination.

[@invalid_user_handle]

I don't think you could find a single person who wrote something on that wiki above the age of 12 at most. That's probably to blame for it.

[@corvidcorax]

@@invalid_user_handle I think 12 is a bit of a stretch. I'd say 9 at most.

[@TheIndispensableOpposition]

An AI would do a much better job of selling this convincingly ngl

[@tuuns_]

i hate myself for snickering when he said “balls.” i am gods mistake

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Tuuns 😂 dame tho

[@DullFool]

*B A L L S*

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Are you 7 or something?

[@tuuns_]

Potato_Spirit actually i’m 15 but i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old

[@thestatic]

@@tuuns_ relatable

[@devzy793]

Adding 30 demon types seems like a very good idea, especially when the final demon is just the Auto Logo

[@gunk3407]

hi am auto demon! JAJAJAJAJA JUST KIDDING I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY LIKE MISSOURI

[@gunk3407]

I WAS THE FIRST DEMON TO MAKE MISSOURI TURN INTO MISERY!! JAJAJAJA YOU NOOB!

[@Emi-jb7bn]

@@gunk3407 bruh

[@cheeseholeschez]

@@gunk3407 what the f*** did I just read

[@gunk3407]

@@cheeseholeschez MISSOURI MISERY AAJAJAAJAJAAJ I AM EXTREM TO THE 20781 POWER DEMON IA WON

[@Bluetic_]

0:33 it’s funny, because the UFO was originally going to be called the bird

[@Bouncing_Block]

It still is

[@Bluetic_]

@@Bouncing_Block in the game files

[@tinyahhquarks]

@@Bouncing_Blockbut only in the code

[@ester7707]

"So how many horns you want to your demon?" *"Yes."*

[@podboy1531]

1 year no replys? Ima ruin that homie

[@manuelalves2139]

@@podboy1531 ima a joke to u

[@inksterdoodles11]

them demons are very hor- im sorry

[@ephnoe]

294,please

[@lean2260]

give em wings

[@kingklasherz4834]

Triple Portal: Works as the dual portal, but there are 3 icons. Community: *Facepalms Quadruple Portal: Hold my beer.

[@knuti27]

Hexdecuple portal : Same as Double, Triple, Quadruple and Quintuple portal but making gameplay with it without two of the sixteen icons going the same way is propably impossible

[@Neptune_K8]

Impossible Game 2: ...

[@G1_Thundercracker]

Mulpan gonna kill himself

[@vladimirfm9023]

4:30 those are actually some creative ways to obtain cubes

[@azabiphetamine]

4:53 "Geometry Dash 3.2: January 23rd 2030" 7:56 "Update 100.0: Release date: May 15th, 2055" Looks like someone really underestimated the time it takes for updates.

[@Planetyyyy]

Update 100, coming to you the summer of 8739

[@youraveragemobileundertale2371]

Update 100,000,000, coming to you the winter of 37288201!

[@azabiphetamine]

@@youraveragemobileundertale2371 nah thats too fast

[@Medumamus]

Update 10^99 coming to you in the year 9999999999999999^999999999

[@thecpg980]

@@Medumamus also too fast

[@ChlebakKamila]

4:00 "Photo editing is my pashion"

[@The.12D]

Why does this have 200 likes but no comments

[@AceTechn0]

@@The.12D I have no idea lol

[@JohnHunterJohnHunter]

*passion

[@AceTechn0]

@@JohnHunterJohnHunter THE SPELLING MISTAKE WAS INTENTIONAL YA DUMBO

[@gapplssb]

@@AceTechn0 no i don't think so And if it was it wasnt funny

[@randomlylegend]

3:43 I like how that actually got added in GD

[@remu6841]

I'm guessing it's from the Sneak Peak :/

[@wolfiezz9049]

Yea so did the green orb lol

[@iamveryconfusedd]

That post was made after they came out lol

[@Trathien-]

No, it wasnt

[@diegoishere3672]

@@Trathien- black orb

[@Hello86257]

The title reminds me of that GDColon video called "Terrible Geometry Dash Ideas" which is ironic considering this is really good! Keep up the good work!

[@bobthesnake9844]

Scratch: I have the spookiest shop "Harold": hold my beer

[@FakestLoogi]

Congrats on the heart Bob

[@michacebulak5350]

Geometry Canyon forever.

[@FakestLoogi]

@@michacebulak5350 ah yes

[@cleck_]

NOOOOOOO

[@nicotyne8383]

Harold is a great name for a demon

[@Snakicus123]

"Update 100.0: Releases in 2055!" RobTop: *Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!*

[@GivIzzyLuv]

release date: 3186

[@itsdalion6612]

@@GivIzzyLuv my guess is somewhere around 4201

[@Crystalizer66]

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

[@tatos529]

GUYS IT WILL RELEASE IN 9999999!!!!

[@blastoise892]

ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND

[@irtouk]

4:18 “He is speaking the language of gods.” Edit: Bruh I forgot I made this comment, but I got a bunch of likes so that’s cool.

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

7:46

[@777omen]

@@TheGargantuanLeviathan Joke page

[@ADTB108]

3:56 the fact that you can make that now in 2.2 is crazy

[@sutamitas4891]

*"hard demon"* *"harder demon"* theres always a bigger fish

[@Epsi_Cron]

Master Demon: Are you sure about that?

[@dudaudaduda]

Hi GLaDOS! Sorry for killing you. The cake wasn't good anyway.

[@teraspeXt]

@@dudaudaduda See their username?

[@dudaudaduda]

@@teraspeXt Yes? See their profile picture?

[@Sleepyvoidboi2111]

This is underrated

[@insertedgycoolname6884]

random fact: at 3:09 when the guy shows pictures he literraly just stole a tenor gif and screenshotted every frame.

[@sauceboitest_monster_1srev650]

that’s why the one between harder and insane is jsut a mix of harder and insane

[@GyroScopeGD]

Look at the ones between insane and demon

[@OfcourseJimmy000]

@@GyroScopeGD god no, nightmare fuel

[@MonkeyGo911]

Peasy, easy amateur

[@MonkeyGo911]

Medium , moderate, hard, harder ,insane, extreme, impossible, silent, troll, alpha, beta, gamma, expert, master

[@waterPsychiatrist]

I mean we can all laugh but I honestly find this really charming, I used to do stuff like this all the time when i was around 7-9 and this brings back a lot of those memories

[@eliashovemeyer8749]

I used to do this stuff too man, the memories are stupidly funny.

[@VariantBank]

So youre 12?

[@waterPsychiatrist]

@@VariantBank I'm not talking about geometry dash, I'm talking about video games in general

[@dobi2447]

I didnt have access to the internet at that age but i gaurantee you id be doing stuff like this if i did 😤😤

[@srimattheuniverseshow]

​@@UCPStreetClass I am as an 11 year old like I stay away from relatively old memes just cuz the aren't deemed cool anymore.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

"it going fast to _insert number_ speed" is now my go-to for telling friends how fast vehicles in videogames go

[@retrospectiveman2444]

"Not vaccinating my kids will not cause problems." The kid 8 years later:

[@jailbreaklover737]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nobody-qk4xu]

Assuming they'd be alive for that long

[@rimiandshirsho8506]

@@jailbreaklover737 how

[@zaucified7129]

Three, take it or leave it

[@fu3k_blaze561]

T H R E E

[@Vovosch.]

No one: Literally no one: GD Ideas wiki: G O D D E M O N

[@How_do_it_do]

the god killers legendary exterminator of universes.......demon

[@actualcube5349]

Jokes on you idea makers. Words God and Demon cant fit in one Word they are different

[@elitedefender4315]

@@actualcube5349 Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

[@skorzamusic4790]

@@actualcube5349 r/woooosh

[@arekrekas213]

@@skorzamusic4790 there is no fucking joke you moron

[@smokewish]

5:50 I thought you were about to say that the star CONTROLS my finger. I was thinking “hey what if you beat 100 demons and then it allows RobTop to hack into our fingers”

[@createdfrommoonlight]

5:02 *"THE MIND CORRUPTED BOSS. HE DESTROYS ALL GAMES AND INTERNET WHEN YOU CRASHED."* ... "Goodbye! :D"

[@andorrra]

"New super ultra extreme extraordinary augmented epic legendary" just like starts of too similar to "New crispy pretzel chicken fries at burger king"

[@GDColon]

I KNOW RIGHT I really wanted to reference it but I felt like not many people would get it, and it would just come off as weird

[@yellowmarkers]

Hey, i made that >:( but glad you liked it

[@tensixtyoclock]

& knuckles

[@hatennafromhoenn]

When the narrator of a video talks really slow: *It going fast to x2 speed*

[@tatos529]

@Spooky The Stickmin to 300x speed

[@Who4sked]

@@tatos529 lol

[@Nyankonomaly]

It going fast to 69 apeed

[@eddienjjahatifheredia1661]

it going fast to 6876843478846364123684326476264786487247476467814624762644661248463843628474629466974748644664623984738746346216364327486486324719658765765232566567566565656931656452645862598765256967953785626279426779326479761349726347916247986274024747036140236404263428078346746464683487604876032572115436024364364132046478768274668704863244061623823477734777913272414770123477234078243x speed

[@EthanTheGamer77]

When a clickbaity youtuber talks really fast it going slow to 0.5x speed

[@Flaaroni]

GD + JSaB would be epic ngl

[@KeonK1_]

When is the contest being shown?

[@lordmikey6666]

God damn it, how are you so quick to these?

[@alanhasmemes]

cringe

[@MR_3001]

alanhasmemes I don’t think so

[@axolotl2959]

When RobTop adds platformer mode we could copy almost the whole game

[@maxybg]

3:49 this is actually a pretty cool idea for a gimmick

[@archivechannel5463]

The first episode of Lego Copyrighted Geometry Dash is actually pretty good ngl

[@latiiyoutube6468]

ikr

[@jebiwonzontop]

glad i'm not the only one who paused to read it

[@naattxxnaattxx7055]

I know i'm late but what happens after that? I genuenly want to know if they kept this series going

[@thegreenninja8532]

Actually good idea: GD needs to add an online matchmaking system where 4 players face off and vote for a main level by gd. Who ever beats it first gets a reward depending on the level. If they all beat it they all get the reward. You will only see ur icon and on the top left will be a leader board showing percent and whatnot. If u get coins u get better rewards. If everyone wins with coins then everyone gets the same reward

[@notrainbowdash3972]

just shapes and dash - your gd icon fighting jsab characters 7:45 turn on captions

[@Qbxyz-_l]

"Just there were fun with the quest new weapon Junko f Wacken new wet dock"

[@nohintshere]

when it said "new weapon Junko" I felt that ✊😔

[@astrylleaf]

oh god not again

[@yerryindrajaya2986]

Fu

[@astralthenb]

1:16 annihilate is actually such a good soundtrack ong

[@889.]

Therapist: Voice crack Colon isn't real, it can't hurt you. Voice crack Colon: 1:47

[@Erenglazeraccount]

i ahve tooken a screen shot xD

[@thefudgecake1626]

go look at his gd stories in a nutshell

[@889.]

hello me

[@fionagabell9851]

@@Erenglazeraccount screen shot?

[@Ikaerya]

@@BuildingPO_TV That's what she said

[@Kapoosh000]

These kids made an entire alternate universe where Geometry Dash becomes the next media giant

[@buzzybees8604]

What if.. they predicted the future...

[@CreepyboomGamer]

Good Ending 1 (Beta Mix) - Geometry Dash: REAL LIFE EDITION

[@lilygravley1491]

Colon sounds like he’s trying not to die the entire time he recorded this and it’s amazing 😂

[@cubebutpro298]

True

[@creativeshulker6716]

Ikr the whole thing is just so funny especially the countless language errors

[@Finn_Stream]

1:37 gd colon saying “balls”

[@redacted2896]

When Colon said BALLS for the icon kit, I just died. I’m such a child.

[@AshPikachu9]

*Ballsteel*

[@fuxkbrivn]

That’s what they’re called tho

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

I did think your profile was some cursed tommyinit image for a sec so.

[@inksterdoodles11]

same lol

[@EMPERORGARLIX]

Cubes, Ships, B A L L S

[@Zaher74]

4:44 Robtop could unironicly add this achievement

[@-mikko-1373]

I agree

[@cerulity32k]

logo

[@OCJDaze]

@@cerulity32k Click the Geometry Dash logo

[@snatch6129]

@@OCJDaze logo

[@LDNSO25]

@@snatch6129 click the geometry dash logo

[@trulyinfamous]

I swear every one of these was generated by a rogue Ai. Its like you trained a neural network on GD forum stuff and told it to write a wiki.

[@ekrotkayrld]

3:05 "show da pics!!!!" Got me dying

[@sadlavalamp]

Book: teaches the people on this website how to spell

[@Orebrohkfan]

0:44 Swedish people: *i'm offended*

[@hippugamer6689]

Im finnish and i can Read that we have to learn swedish because like 11% of the population speaks swedish

[@MBSXD2303]

Heisann

[@furo169]

Partyt a Gigigang and Euphoria

[@fgrey-]

"Partyt are aguhgigang" -Colon

[@tto0508]

@@fgrey- "Partyt r igng" Him: Part teat argh logging gang

[@bricklander]

"Geometry Dash XL" gd 3DS XL when

[@qwqmaple]

Gd Switch Lite

[@karlkewbz]

Nah. How about NEW GD 3DS XL!

[@Silent_YES]

New GD 2DS XL 2019

[@shou_gana1]

Lets get the Geometry Switch

[@gdajay9312]

Why do I own a new Nintendo 3ds xl.

[@Tranquillow2]

3:24 you can tell this was inspired by Angry Birds

[@aikawaVA]

1:37 *Balls* My mom : *What the hell you doing son*

[@Herw768Offcial]

Hey can i have some ball skins?

[@dr.chopper3804]

@@Herw768Offcial sure u can

[@colingaming3993]

Holy- How long is this thing?!?

[@imaginehavingarealname2233]

@@Herw768Offcial no

[@CarCorSnoAllen]

kin90ftHEn00B5 you can get 4 skins for that man

[@ROSCOE16000]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said “it going fast to 10x speed”

[@Wheebzee]

But god said: Its like heaven, but you *gO REVERSE*

[@flinggonza5688]

I go to heaven faster you fucking idiot

[@Wheebzee]

@@flinggonza5688 take the *L*

[@jinxyjangle]

Loading Messages (7:29) are actually kinda good ngl

[@RealSirMikay]

Yeah, I thought so too.

[@filipfilip1507]

Except for the second one

[@MarcoMa210]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[@AskosFlames]

AND HIS NAME IS ROBERT TOPALA

[@LA-ly7zt]

7:42

[@TurbuIent]

When you're enjoying your weekend and remember it going fast to 20x speed

[@donatochannel]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even aliens that come from another galaxy: A FANDOM user: Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｗ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｐ Ｉ Ｃ Ｓ

[@ChainChomp]

* s h o w d a p i c s!!!!!!!!

[@donatochannel]

@The Red Retriever :)

[@jotarojoestar514]

The Bobs Please

[@mateololero4091]

@@jotarojoestar514 i understood the reference

[@TheJustinator]

Ueqstion: What TTS voice was it?

[@LuizFernando-ek9mh]

2:50 when you tell satan to go all in, but you know he still holding back

[@red.animations]

oh no

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

Hold up-

[@superdan333]

Bruh

[@SomeThingsLol-bj2yr]

That thing is stolen.

[@zir0nic]

3:12 so we just not gon talk about the monstrosity at the bottom of the second column

[@xryeau_1760]

No, we will not

[@icevanish4320]

what about the one at the bottom of the fourth?

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

GD K3 how about the 2nd from the top at the top left

[@luiswongaguirre9135]

And the 3rd from the fourth column

[@dontlosey0urhead803]

The second on the fifth colomn

[@M1K3_The_Official]

1:17 the song Annihilate is a real song it’s in Just Shapes and Beats the second to last bossfight Milky Ways is also in Just Shapes and Beats

[@NitrogenProot]

God, imagine how hard a level would be with a 20x speed portal, OH GOD.

[@astrylleaf]

Gaaas gas gas im gonna step in the gas tolgphvtanfigbvtambeelader

[@booprsnoot]

how would that gigantic thing even fit in a level? LOL

[@soyjakchud]

@@booprsnoot And how huge would its hitbox be

[@griffintgm9467]

A 20x portal would make clubstep 6 seconds long 💀

[@EmiDelta]

Zooming out helps but 20x is unsalvageable

[@friendsheeep]

Dev orb: everytime someone uses it, the update takes 1 year longer

[@luiswongaguirre9135]

Robtop used it twice

[@nyxxic4550]

@@luiswongaguirre9135 No he used it 3 times

[@Orebrohkfan]

I actually wasted my time reading the script of "The Hacker", and I say it can make a good episode.

[@kidgamer1166]

Hold on.. what?

[@abandonedchannel1010]

me excited for lego geometry dash episode dash

[@im_a_tide_pod]

Yes, but I don’t think it would be very appropriate for the first episode of this hypothetical series

[@0451bloc_sillygoob]

7:46 “✨just there were fun with the quest new weapon junko f wagon new wet dock✨” ah yes, such inspiring words.

[@liketocodev]

i like how in this universe rob went insane and made as much content as possible and creating a literal computer virus that deletes your wifi but can barely make any grounds and backgrounds

[@originaluseername]

“went insane” no one told you this was the 1700s where you can be as inaccurate about mental illnesses as you want dude

[@liketocodev]

@@originaluseername i dont mean insane as in mentally

[@witherkilleryeh]

@@liketocodevphysically insane??

[@EthanTheGamer77]

2:39 Floating-Back *it floats back*

[@ultron6051]

Hm yes, my mom is made out of my mom

[@filipfilip1507]

What does it do

[@EthanTheGamer77]

@@filipfilip1507 it floats back

[@777omen]

I can't even imagine how this portal will affect recent levels.

[@battletapesrecording]

Jumping-back *it jumps back*

[@brownbear3166]

The broken English just makes this video funnier

[@dream2504midis]

0:18 small gravity can be made with the gravity trigger

[@valerium730]

That "Driving you Demon" line is actually pretty clever

[@nathansos8480]

Hope that gets added soon.

[@JamAttack]

I think jump rings should have a paywall in order to work, unless the player has a 144hz monitor.

[@notthatntg]

polargeist and later will be impossible for potatoes

[@MelodyLumina]

this is just the top 1 demon creator mindset tbh

[@_Kori]

1:12 this went from 0 to 100 incredibly quick

[@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq]

i dont get it

[@akira.h.youtube]

2:41 she float it back till i going fast to 20x speed

[@hx7004]

0:50 I think that level is supposed to say "Partyt Är Igång" Which literally means the party is ready in Swedish :)

[@gardenapple]

It's a song by Bossfight.

[@helloguys7550]

0:44

[@_County]

in like swedish fish muahahaha *Cries in backround* im not funny ;-;

[@aYTcommenter]

@@gardenapple no the real one is paryt R Igng

[@PerrcusionBox]

@@helloguys7550your profile says it all

[@neko_birel]

I am entirely convinced almost if not everything here is just written by a bot and posted in the website for shits and giggles

[@LentilSoupChilean]

3:49 that sounds like cyan orb with extra steps

[@impossiblehanley2732]

That's -sounds like- cyan orb -with extra steps-

[@kazti5206]

@@impossiblehanley2732 what

[@glitch_the_silly]

@@kazti5206 He meant "That's cyan orb"

[@bgmarshall]

What? Do you mean blue orb or another fan orb? If it's blue orb 1: that goes in opposite gravity and 2: it's the same speed, if you mean another fan orbs this guy probably just didn't see it

[@navyntune8158]

That's like black orb right into cyan pad

[@isthatsoldy]

1:01 HOW THE FUCK DID THEY PREDICT EVENTS

[@notdamienn]

now we need JSAB event >:)

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Wow... the ONE video his voice actually sounds amused.

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Oh he liked it Huh Cool

[@Javadog64]

Some of these sounded like that they were generated from a AI

[@egg9709]

or 3 year olds

[@Xedlord]

Thank you @@egg9709, very cool!

[@tatos529]

@@egg9709 🥚

[@UselessAccountt]

But you going reverse

[@ejaster6704]

"Gravity Black Orb, same as black stomp, but after you land, you changed gravity." You mean like...a blue orb?

[@3nderium]

nah, it's like combined black orb and green orb i know it was a joke, don't throw tomatoes pls

[@azabiphetamine]

@@3nderium 🍅

[@Xnoob545]

Nah The way it's described makes me think it acts like a black orb when you tap it but makes you switch gravity after you land So you click it, go down really fast like a normal black orb and when you hit something (floor or blocks), your gravity changes and you start falling up

[@ReikiMaulana]

More like a black orb and a blue spring

[@booprsnoot]

it would be a pink dash orb

[@ej_makesvideos]

4:50 Zheeometry Jash