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@sirmhystik Жыл бұрын
I already begat to watch (i'm German lol)
@Jak-2809 Жыл бұрын
Can you do Hoi4 content pls?
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
@@Jak-2809 Okay!
@hadradi4216 Жыл бұрын
Had what I think is a good idea chaps. Seeing Arnhem/Operation Market Garden/A bridge too far from a German perspective would be quite funny. I’ll leave it in your hands; fair weather and good winds!
@joebloggs7514 Жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that this will be removed, such things shouldn’t be removed after all its bloody brilliant.
@sheep3866 Жыл бұрын
Him joking about it being a camp and goading the other guard into shooting was honestly more realistic than them being worried about the repercussions of it being a camp.
@lordeden2732 Жыл бұрын
Wrong nothing like being real
@sheep3866 Жыл бұрын
@@lordeden2732 oh word?
@R2debo_ Жыл бұрын
The dark/history humor got me more dead than the German Officers💀
@stockazzz Жыл бұрын
they said 💀
@dogwithbrowneyes6010 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Randomclone5464 Жыл бұрын
Funny but true 🤣🤣
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Жыл бұрын
Got me dead like Shmaull's dream. I have no idea how to write his name.
@Randomclone5464 Жыл бұрын
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 🤣🤣🤣
@windbuster Жыл бұрын
This sure isn’t in 1945, if it was there would be a child soldier and an WW1 Veteran
@t2av159 Жыл бұрын
wrong
@kestrels-in-the-sky Жыл бұрын
@@t2av159true it would be a disabled ww1 vet who was 50 at the start of ww1 and a 9 year old “volunteer” both without working rifles
@t2av159 Жыл бұрын
@@kestrels-in-the-sky Do you enjoy spitting out half truths propaganda?
@t2av159 Жыл бұрын
@@kestrels-in-the-sky Ill give you one example; battle of seelow heights which was in 1945 outside of berlin , had over 100k troops, 20th Panzer Division, 25th Panzergrenadier Division, 9th Fallschirmjäger Division, 11th SS Volunteer Panzergrenadier Division "Nordland", 5th Jäger Division . With minor elements from the Luftwaffe and Volkssturm. The last being what you mentioned.
@thatdudeinasuit5422 Жыл бұрын
@t2av159 exactly "Battle" in just about every case the Germans took everything they could spare and use it everything that wasn't much use was used secondarily which was why in 1945 as the war progressed further into Germany you see actions fought with more and more Volksturm and other militia groups and less conventional army units. In many cases guard and other auxiliary units were made of foreign volunteers or people judged unfit for frontline fighting. This is why many of the soldiers at Dday were former Soviet soldiers in the 243rd and 709th Static Infantry in the Wehmarcht
@AlreadyTakenTag Жыл бұрын
Nice to get some humor in my day as I just finished watching Oppenheimer. Squire's gonna make a parody out of that, isn't he...
@petrowegynyolc7108 Жыл бұрын
When released, it's gonna be dropped first in Japan.
@MrHrannsi Жыл бұрын
Barbieheimer, goodness me that will be a riot!!!
@Paul_Bedford Жыл бұрын
I will be sorely disappointed if he doesn't.
@goldenfiberwheat238 Жыл бұрын
Oppenheimer sucks
@Mygg_Jeager Жыл бұрын
@@Paul_Bedfordi second this
@Wolfboy_109 Жыл бұрын
Waking up to a squire movie is the best way to start the day EVER.
@maxbutzki5820 Жыл бұрын
Going to bed after watching one ist bad either.
@maxbutzki5820 Жыл бұрын
Isnt
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren Жыл бұрын
The whistle censoring. Classic and priceless XD
@anotherHelldiver Жыл бұрын
I’m seeing you everywhere wtf
@Mygg_Jeager Жыл бұрын
The what censoring?
@MrThePsychologist Жыл бұрын
first time i see german soldiers with british humor even more with humor only
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын
dont know why you had to specify the soldier part but the rest of the sentence checks out. I have to know it being a german myself ;)
@JR-994 Жыл бұрын
" You shot him, I just watched.....Is that worse? " That made me laugh more than it should. Bravo sirs.
@I_Hate_YouTube. Жыл бұрын
The 3 horsemen of generic foreign names: ivan, jose and hans
@EthanPhillipps Жыл бұрын
Olev
@wilhelmkaiser1435 Жыл бұрын
Ivan and Hans both come from John [via Greek and Latin], Jose comes from Joseph. Turns out Christian nations share names
@jorgesepulveda4379 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget Juan and John wich are the same
@shawa666 Жыл бұрын
There's Pierre if the guy is french.
@RvEijndhoven Жыл бұрын
@@wilhelmkaiser1435 Important to note for those who wonder how one gets from the Hebrew 'Yohannan' to the Russian 'Ivan' that the Greek spelling (transliterated to the Roman alphabet) was 'Ioan' and the Cyrillic 'v' was originally pronounced as a 'w'. So it's Yohannan -> Ioannes -> Ioan -> Iwan -> Ivan
@SgtRocko Жыл бұрын
My mum was a survivor of Theresienstadt, Majdanek, and Auschwitz and would tell THE darkest jokes about those days. Her fellow survivor would laugh & agree - but the quips would horrify those who had never had a day of hardship in their lives (she actually had some snowflake 20 something DEMAND she apologise for something she said LOL). She would've enjoyed this video immensely. Her motto was "Oib zey halt'n dikh fun lakhn, zey hoib'n gevinen" (roughly translated from Yiddish: When they've stopped you from laughing, they've won". Good on you, lads. Great video!
@Edjones-yf6xk Жыл бұрын
How did she survive 3 camps made for killing???
@johnjames5712 Жыл бұрын
@@Edjones-yf6xk Probably the same as the vast MAJORITY of people who ever were in the refugee and work camps survived. By not getting sick or doing anything to get themselves killed. Tho its really ironic that they still call them death camps dispite close to 70% of anyone who was ever sent to them surviving.
@Xukti Жыл бұрын
@@Edjones-yf6xk Most camps were concentration camps or work camps, rather than death camps. So while in all of them the guards were monsters, people were moved from one to another as they got crowded, until they eventually ended up in a death camp.
@NashmanNash7 ай бұрын
I can read Plattdeutsch,and i could actually read that yiddish sentence :D
@MaticTheProto7 ай бұрын
I hope she just showed that snowflake her tattoo… should shut them up
@Gravity_studioss Жыл бұрын
If Monty Python made a Ww2 themed movie, this would be it. Delectable work, chaps
@user-ov6fg2fn4u8 күн бұрын
“Your arm fell off!”
@Someguyfromtheinternet36 Жыл бұрын
Are we...Are we the baddies?
@Lonovavir Жыл бұрын
Well, you've got a skull 💀 on your hat, so, yeah.
@Reiner547 Жыл бұрын
@@Lonovavirfun fact that skull was actually a prusiano simbol that representes courage in front of death. Whith no afilliation to fascism
@Someguyfromtheinternet36 Жыл бұрын
@PerryDasPlatapus No...Not really...
@DJ-iu5bb5 ай бұрын
@@Reiner547 these type of Germans tend to ruin Symbols that meant for Peace
@crachelemorceau1380Ай бұрын
« That’s a stupid question, Of course we are ! »
@nrein89 Жыл бұрын
*seeing the title* Ah, another Squire video to give me a good laugh. *starts watching* Huh. "Train"? "Screaming?" "Concentra-" ... This is going to be a dark one, isn't it.
@AURON2401 Жыл бұрын
Well it does look like it's going to rain...
@raakawiz Жыл бұрын
Daaamn guys, your advertisement has better props than any hollywood production ever. I gotta say I enjoyed this 100%, from every little joke to the expressions on your faces, awesome stuff :D
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Cheers mate!
@podemosurss8316 Жыл бұрын
10:00 I see they followed the standart procedure of jumping 30 meters into the air and scattering themselves over a wide area.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Mushrooms!
@oliverpohlproductions829110 ай бұрын
All I heard was some babble about Flora and Fauna, Isn't that odd, In the middle of a minefield?
@terryg9250 Жыл бұрын
"Was running for the train, ....not fast enough apparently", Squire you crack me up.
@yugoslavball1945 Жыл бұрын
I’ll bet you guys my left kidney he’ll make an Oppenheimer video
@launch4 Жыл бұрын
I'll give my right kidney if he manages to cram in a Barbie reference as well.
@joebloggs7514 Жыл бұрын
Today on learning with Hans; plausible deniability, if an entire town can claim it you can too. Next up, how to remove a tattoo *warning does not work with General Patton.
@kikidevine694 Жыл бұрын
The arriving trains would have been packed ; not sure if those going would have been quite so full
@AnimarchyHistory Жыл бұрын
Im amazed that tower is big enough to contain the immense volume of your testicular fortitude. Uploading this on KZbin, you mad lads.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Have no fear, plenty of room in our trousers! Unfortunately.
@michaelthayer5351 Жыл бұрын
If ever there was a tutorial on how to play with fire on KZbin, this video would be it.
@backwoodsjunkie08 Жыл бұрын
This dark historical drama is absolutely amazing!! It's so refreshing to see... Since 98% of KZbin is family friendly shit comedy like awful poop jokes and shitty sexual humor. Your content is such a breath of fresh air!! Keep up the fantastic videos! You should do other historical events like the ATF at Waco or jfk assassination, hope these examples aren't to soon
@Astrosk1er Жыл бұрын
3:02 the look on his faces is priceless
@kingbabybob4868 Жыл бұрын
Another squire classic indeed!
@AURON2401 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love Hans and Heinz. Such great German Guards.
@whisper95398 ай бұрын
These videos have the same production budget as Monty python and that is perfect
@G74-f1t Жыл бұрын
It's always the guards who get killed during a conversation
@ismaelnehme3793 ай бұрын
4:00 I love how he's clearly reading off a script here
@mattBLACKpunk Жыл бұрын
i did not expect that twist, good job lads
@yoface2537 Жыл бұрын
It took me a second to realize what kind of train it was, I realized just before he mentioned the cars backfiring
@helenhoward5346 Жыл бұрын
"Oh I couldn't possibly, be my guest, I'll let you commit the war crimes... No no no, I insist that you have all the fun" 😅 Cleaning minefields with one's feet. Don't tell me there's not a use for everyone. Note sarcasm.
@HEWONTASKTWICE Жыл бұрын
“Sometimes they misfire really badly and it happens like 20 times in a row, and it’s like, bang bang bang bang bang bang!” Got me on the floor laughing I swear
@disbeafakename16711 ай бұрын
That was a great shot! Moving target, running away at full speed, and while standing!
@stupit46717 күн бұрын
Especially that last scene gives me very strong "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell" vibes
@ChadTanker Жыл бұрын
i want to see more stuff like this and "dark humor" by you guys XD
@spudnickuk Жыл бұрын
Modern day Humor with a twist from all parts of history. Classic
@Fatherofheroesandheroines Жыл бұрын
The other guards face when he realizes whats really going on lol.
@felipecardoza9967 Жыл бұрын
The seamless incorporation of ad time is the best I've seen on KZbin
@WilliamSpoehr8 ай бұрын
When I first heard "kingfisher" I thought he was seeing the USN catapult plane. That, of course is more appropriate since it's something the guard would never spot over Germany.
@Masada1911Ай бұрын
I had the same confusion
@Voice_of_p Жыл бұрын
I hope you are still having fun while making these.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Oh yes.
@thefloridaexpress1811 Жыл бұрын
My two favorite comedy lads on youtube doing ww1 and 2 gaming skits and just regular ww skits in general and i laugh so hard every time! And i’m freakin American too lol these guys are so awesome thanks for your content bros
@Alopex1 Жыл бұрын
"I've got a dark sense of humour, so I'm told." - true that, this skit was very dark. But great as always :-)
@TedBronson1918 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ! Damn Squire, you slay me with your skits ! Great humor, man ! You never fail to make me laugh and just make my day day better. Thank You !
@colinrickatson6320 Жыл бұрын
that last joke absolutely killed it!! :D
@John.McMillan Жыл бұрын
"We? No you f*cking shot him, I just watched." Comedy gold
@kiwwat4139 Жыл бұрын
Putting this on loop, muted in the background for a bit, if it helps your engagement.
@choomah Жыл бұрын
"...Is that a kingfisher?" - Mark Crorigan
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY! Finally.
@thcdreams654 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I should be put on a list after watching this. Funny as hell man thanks to all who work on this content.
@Pandope616 Жыл бұрын
Imagine German soldiers who didn't expect they'll be hurting innocent people
@matthewjones3910 ай бұрын
So most German soldiers?
@hometownmedic73556 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the myth of the Clean Wehrmacht. Still alive after all these years…..
@justindyches5510 Жыл бұрын
Are you looking for aircraft? I'm looking for plausible deniability😂😂😂
@cpuuk Жыл бұрын
Bit close to the knuckle methinks, but kudos for going for it >_< I give this 24 hours.
@thegregitto2 ай бұрын
My goodness, was that sudden Buhurt jumpscare really necessary?
@alankarpiel3484 Жыл бұрын
Why do you upload so little i love your vids btw
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Because writing, filming and editing an 8 minute comedy sketch takes flipping ages. It's all we do!
@mrtokerarchvile8252 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bet did you guys are awesome
@I_Willenbrock_I Жыл бұрын
Very nice late medieval kits. But next time, get a Rondell-dagger 😉 The bollocks dagger is more of a civilian item...
@propellhatt Жыл бұрын
Olly's character reminds me of Tweak in south park :D
@BenjaminMarmoset Жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when squire uploads
@braverbird606 ай бұрын
but the guards would still get a standing ovation
@oldspec3006 Жыл бұрын
Would love to loan you guys my B.A.R to see it immortalised on film. It may even increase in value!
@ericbergfield6451 Жыл бұрын
Good twist at the end - to get him back.
@TinyTank77 Жыл бұрын
Whoo my god weh- I didn’t think you’d actually do it… wow. You shot him. That is mental - Squire - 1943
@panzerschiffe5835 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god. When I realised what it was about, my face literally dropped. I don't know how this hasn't been taken down yet.
@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube11 ай бұрын
Damn, I got jumped by the buhurt! I went into the segment thinking about what would be wrong, then was suddenly confronted with accurate medieval gear & tactics… excellent change of pace, and a lot of effort! Love it!
@brianv19887 ай бұрын
I got to say you guys make the best sponsor videos I have ever seen a channel make the costumes are amazing and skits are perfect
@philly_cheesesteaks Жыл бұрын
6:05 he said gyattt after seeing the other german's gyatt
@tessalyyvuo166711 ай бұрын
A topic like this is not easy to do even dark humor without being tasteless. But I think you pulled it of nicely. Well done.
@nissan300ztt11 ай бұрын
This was by far one of the best skits ive saw so far. I too have DARK HUMOR. And it gets me in trouble.
@Pyjamarama11 Жыл бұрын
Took me years to learn my grandfather didn't serve in the Wehrmacht Electrician's Division
@johnjames5712 Жыл бұрын
LOL so did he not want to admit he was just a lowly cook or a supply officer?
@Pyjamarama11 Жыл бұрын
@@johnjames5712 the two lightning flashes on his collar were what confused me I did wonder why he was such a train enthusiast though
@johnjames5712 Жыл бұрын
@@Pyjamarama11 LMAO I probably should not of laughed as hard as I just did when I read the part about the lighting flashes on your grandfather's collar. But im glad i wasn't drinking a coffee or else it would of been all over my screen and keyboard.
@Jager_works Жыл бұрын
Squire you need to get in touch with a film maker and make a FULL length movie
@beowulfsrevenge4369 Жыл бұрын
Was that a kingfisher in the background? 2:58
@Arengeesus Жыл бұрын
No it's concentration ca- I mean definitely a kingfisher
@PaperworkNinja Жыл бұрын
That got dark really fast. Loved it!
@curtismatthias1619 Жыл бұрын
Can you do a video about one of the iowa class battleships
@lordreiman83524 ай бұрын
the casual knight armor is insane
@markhindmarsh2811 Жыл бұрын
Oh dear . Bill please dont tell me you were the one who shot Frank Sinatra ? (A years supply of saur kraut if you get the refrence 🤣) Darkest one yet guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😳🧐
@Thraven7 Жыл бұрын
The skit was great as always, but I love how you put the ad in as it's own little skit
@ilikehorses572 ай бұрын
Excellent peep show nod with the kingfisher
@Nico-oz9qe Жыл бұрын
My internet was bugging and paused at 0:59, right at the scream! It fit too well and thought it was intentional for a second there
@vamp-ed5gh Жыл бұрын
Awesome video lads!
@TheBuddel Жыл бұрын
these buhurt armors were more realistic than every hollywood movie in the last 50 years lol
@satireisnotdead5804 Жыл бұрын
You boys fly close to the sun, keep it up.
@Donald-J.-Trump-Real Жыл бұрын
We got u squire don’t forget that
@FlyingTooFast Жыл бұрын
I pretty much figured when I saw the tracks
@zulukirezulukire8405 Жыл бұрын
Wo haben die Briten bloß immer diese schönen deutschen Uniformen her!! SQUIRE is the Best!!!!! Schade das viele seiner alten WT Videos nicht mehr da sind! PS! Viele Grüße aus Germany!!!!!
@GavTatu7 ай бұрын
my grandfather died in a concentration camp. , , , , , he was drunk and fell out of his guard tower.
@guardianangel758911 ай бұрын
"I was just following orders". *Screams*
@Qrepros Жыл бұрын
is this the train station where they...
@quietdignityandgrace Жыл бұрын
"i've been told I have a very dark sense of humor." Brother, your dimmer switch is BROKE
@megamango3216 Жыл бұрын
3:29 :0 Is that Squire as a Squire!
@fightenirish021 Жыл бұрын
lmao this is amazing. Keep up the great work guys.
@redrum_bd1036 Жыл бұрын
Took me a solid 2 minutes to finally understand the dark humor, well done.
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay Жыл бұрын
When your friend stepped on that mine, I was expecting either a reference to Behind Enemy Lines, for when that guy stepped on a mine and couldn't move, or, making a dog-poo joke from Lord Flashheart.
@vincentmartin5046 Жыл бұрын
Made my day .Good work chaps.
@justinkemp4019 Жыл бұрын
2 madlads republished mein kamp but with a different name and cover, it became a popular book
@guillermoelnino Жыл бұрын
Wasnt that when they changed the wording to sound more feminist and they got awards for it?
@edspace. Жыл бұрын
I don't know how HEMA will feel about the "Rise of Kingdoms Advert" technique, some might call it an ahistorical move while others might argue that if Rise of Kingdoms had existed in the medieval or early modern eras then its use might have been added in the treatises, obviously I can't speak for anyone in HEMA so I guess its up to them as to how authentic this move is.
@HendrixSRV197 Жыл бұрын
Hi Ollie and Bill, I know you probably won't see this, but I really liked your First World War skits. As a WW1 buff, they were both funny and in my area of history. I have been watching your channel since "if fury was a British film". Love the channel and keep them coming!
@tedarcher9120 Жыл бұрын
German military police was guarding german pov camps until 1946 so
@Thegoldenaerobar2 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna watch this as much as I can before this is taken down!
@CatGaming0305 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos its just too fun to miss! thank you so much squire!
@soniamarie3406 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are really good and I’ve almost watched all of them and I watch videos I have watched before. please can you upload the videos more often. But I do understand you need to find a shooting site and costumes/uniforms. PS I really like the World War I trench videos please can you make more.
@lukebable Жыл бұрын
I have been think of subscribing now, for months. But I thought you guys were dead !