Every German Guard in WW2

[@SquireComedy]

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[@sirmhystik]

I already begat to watch (i'm German lol)

[@Jak-2809]

Can you do Hoi4 content pls?

[@SquireComedy]

@@Jak-2809 Okay!

[@hadradi4216]

Had what I think is a good idea chaps. Seeing Arnhem/Operation Market Garden/A bridge too far from a German perspective would be quite funny. I’ll leave it in your hands; fair weather and good winds!

[@joebloggs7514]

It’s a shame that this will be removed, such things shouldn’t be removed after all its bloody brilliant.

[@sheep3866]

Him joking about it being a camp and goading the other guard into shooting was honestly more realistic than them being worried about the repercussions of it being a camp.

[@lordeden2732]

Wrong nothing like being real

[@sheep3866]

@@lordeden2732 oh word?

[@R2debo_]

The dark/history humor got me more dead than the German Officers💀

[@stockazzz]

they said 💀

[@dogwithbrowneyes6010]

💀

[@Randomclone5464]

Funny but true 🤣🤣

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Got me dead like Shmaull's dream. I have no idea how to write his name.

[@Randomclone5464]

@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 🤣🤣🤣

[@windbuster]

This sure isn’t in 1945, if it was there would be a child soldier and an WW1 Veteran

[@t2av159]

wrong

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

@@t2av159true it would be a disabled ww1 vet who was 50 at the start of ww1 and a 9 year old “volunteer” both without working rifles

[@t2av159]

@@kestrels-in-the-sky Do you enjoy spitting out half truths propaganda?

[@t2av159]

@@kestrels-in-the-sky Ill give you one example; battle of seelow heights which was in 1945 outside of berlin , had over 100k troops, 20th Panzer Division, 25th Panzergrenadier Division, 9th Fallschirmjäger Division, 11th SS Volunteer Panzergrenadier Division "Nordland", 5th Jäger Division . With minor elements from the Luftwaffe and Volkssturm. The last being what you mentioned.

[@thatdudeinasuit5422]

​@t2av159 exactly "Battle" in just about every case the Germans took everything they could spare and use it everything that wasn't much use was used secondarily which was why in 1945 as the war progressed further into Germany you see actions fought with more and more Volksturm and other militia groups and less conventional army units. In many cases guard and other auxiliary units were made of foreign volunteers or people judged unfit for frontline fighting. This is why many of the soldiers at Dday were former Soviet soldiers in the 243rd and 709th Static Infantry in the Wehmarcht

[@Wolfboy_109]

Waking up to a squire movie is the best way to start the day EVER.

[@maxbutzki5820]

Going to bed after watching one ist bad either.

[@maxbutzki5820]

Isnt

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

Nice to get some humor in my day as I just finished watching Oppenheimer. Squire's gonna make a parody out of that, isn't he...

[@petrowegynyolc7108]

When released, it's gonna be dropped first in Japan.

[@MrHrannsi]

Barbieheimer, goodness me that will be a riot!!!

[@Paul_Bedford]

I will be sorely disappointed if he doesn't.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Oppenheimer sucks

[@Mygg_Jeager]

​@@Paul_Bedfordi second this

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

The whistle censoring. Classic and priceless XD

[@anotherHelldiver]

I’m seeing you everywhere wtf

[@Mygg_Jeager]

The what censoring?

[@JR-994]

" You shot him, I just watched.....Is that worse? " That made me laugh more than it should. Bravo sirs.

[@SgtRocko]

My mum was a survivor of Theresienstadt, Majdanek, and Auschwitz and would tell THE darkest jokes about those days. Her fellow survivor would laugh & agree - but the quips would horrify those who had never had a day of hardship in their lives (she actually had some snowflake 20 something DEMAND she apologise for something she said LOL). She would've enjoyed this video immensely. Her motto was "Oib zey halt'n dikh fun lakhn, zey hoib'n gevinen" (roughly translated from Yiddish: When they've stopped you from laughing, they've won". Good on you, lads. Great video!

[@Edjones-yf6xk]

How did she survive 3 camps made for killing???

[@johnjames5712]

@@Edjones-yf6xk Probably the same as the vast MAJORITY of people who ever were in the refugee and work camps survived. By not getting sick or doing anything to get themselves killed. Tho its really ironic that they still call them death camps dispite close to 70% of anyone who was ever sent to them surviving.

[@Xukti]

@@Edjones-yf6xk Most camps were concentration camps or work camps, rather than death camps. So while in all of them the guards were monsters, people were moved from one to another as they got crowded, until they eventually ended up in a death camp.

[@NashmanNash]

I can read Plattdeutsch,and i could actually read that yiddish sentence :D

[@MaticTheProto]

I hope she just showed that snowflake her tattoo… should shut them up

[@raakawiz]

Daaamn guys, your advertisement has better props than any hollywood production ever. I gotta say I enjoyed this 100%, from every little joke to the expressions on your faces, awesome stuff :D

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate!

[@MrThePsychologist]

first time i see german soldiers with british humor even more with humor only

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

dont know why you had to specify the soldier part but the rest of the sentence checks out. I have to know it being a german myself ;)

[@nrein89]

*seeing the title* Ah, another Squire video to give me a good laugh. *starts watching* Huh. "Train"? "Screaming?" "Concentra-" ... This is going to be a dark one, isn't it.

[@AURON2401]

Well it does look like it's going to rain...

[@terryg9250]

"Was running for the train, ....not fast enough apparently", Squire you crack me up.

[@Gravity_studioss]

If Monty Python made a Ww2 themed movie, this would be it. Delectable work, chaps

[@jaxlolzers]

“Your arm fell off!”

[@podemosurss8316]

10:00 I see they followed the standart procedure of jumping 30 meters into the air and scattering themselves over a wide area.

[@SquireComedy]

Mushrooms!

[@oliverpohlproductions8291]

All I heard was some babble about Flora and Fauna, Isn't that odd, In the middle of a minefield?

[@izelennkhan]

The field must belong to the man who made the map!

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

Are we...Are we the baddies?

[@Lonovavir]

Well, you've got a skull 💀 on your hat, so, yeah.

[@Reiner547]

​@@Lonovavirfun fact that skull was actually a prusiano simbol that representes courage in front of death. Whith no afilliation to fascism

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

@PerryDasPlatapus No...Not really...

[@DJ-iu5bb]

@@Reiner547 these type of Germans tend to ruin Symbols that meant for Peace

[@crachelemorceau1380]

« That’s a stupid question, Of course we are ! »

[@ismaelnehme379]

4:00 I love how he's clearly reading off a script here

[@mattBLACKpunk]

i did not expect that twist, good job lads

[@felipecardoza9967]

The seamless incorporation of ad time is the best I've seen on KZbin

[@joebloggs7514]

Today on learning with Hans; plausible deniability, if an entire town can claim it you can too. Next up, how to remove a tattoo *warning does not work with General Patton.

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

This dark historical drama is absolutely amazing!! It's so refreshing to see... Since 98% of KZbin is family friendly shit comedy like awful poop jokes and shitty sexual humor. Your content is such a breath of fresh air!! Keep up the fantastic videos! You should do other historical events like the ATF at Waco or jfk assassination, hope these examples aren't to soon

[@kingbabybob4868]

Another squire classic indeed!

[@michaelthayer5351]

If ever there was a tutorial on how to play with fire on KZbin, this video would be it.

[@kikidevine694]

The arriving trains would have been packed ; not sure if those going would have been quite so full

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Im amazed that tower is big enough to contain the immense volume of your testicular fortitude. Uploading this on KZbin, you mad lads.

[@SquireComedy]

Have no fear, plenty of room in our trousers! Unfortunately.

[@yugoslavball1945]

I’ll bet you guys my left kidney he’ll make an Oppenheimer video

[@launch4]

I'll give my right kidney if he manages to cram in a Barbie reference as well.

[@brianv1988]

I got to say you guys make the best sponsor videos I have ever seen a channel make the costumes are amazing and skits are perfect

[@thcdreams654]

I feel like I should be put on a list after watching this. Funny as hell man thanks to all who work on this content.

[@G74-f1t]

It's always the guards who get killed during a conversation

[@disbeafakename167]

That was a great shot! Moving target, running away at full speed, and while standing!

[@Alopex1]

"I've got a dark sense of humour, so I'm told." - true that, this skit was very dark. But great as always :-)

[@yoface2537]

It took me a second to realize what kind of train it was, I realized just before he mentioned the cars backfiring

[@Astrosk1er]

3:02 the look on his faces is priceless

[@ChadTanker]

i want to see more stuff like this and "dark humor" by you guys XD

[@stupit467]

Especially that last scene gives me very strong "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell" vibes

[@HEWONTASKTWICE]

“Sometimes they misfire really badly and it happens like 20 times in a row, and it’s like, bang bang bang bang bang bang!” Got me on the floor laughing I swear

[@AURON2401]

Gotta love Hans and Heinz. Such great German Guards.

[@whisper9539]

These videos have the same production budget as Monty python and that is perfect

[@TedBronson1918]

Ha ha ha ha ! Damn Squire, you slay me with your skits ! Great humor, man ! You never fail to make me laugh and just make my day day better. Thank You !

[@John.McMillan]

"We? No you f*cking shot him, I just watched." Comedy gold

[@braverbird60]

but the guards would still get a standing ovation

[@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube]

Damn, I got jumped by the buhurt! I went into the segment thinking about what would be wrong, then was suddenly confronted with accurate medieval gear & tactics… excellent change of pace, and a lot of effort! Love it!

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

The other guards face when he realizes whats really going on lol.

[@Voice_of_p]

I hope you are still having fun while making these.

[@SquireComedy]

Oh yes.

[@GavTatu]

my grandfather died in a concentration camp. , , , , , he was drunk and fell out of his guard tower.

[@spudnickuk]

Modern day Humor with a twist from all parts of history. Classic

[@kiwwat4139]

Putting this on loop, muted in the background for a bit, if it helps your engagement.

[@thegregitto]

My goodness, was that sudden Buhurt jumpscare really necessary?

[@BenjaminMarmoset]

It's always a good day when squire uploads

[@thefloridaexpress1811]

My two favorite comedy lads on youtube doing ww1 and 2 gaming skits and just regular ww skits in general and i laugh so hard every time! And i’m freakin American too lol these guys are so awesome thanks for your content bros

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

A topic like this is not easy to do even dark humor without being tasteless. But I think you pulled it of nicely. Well done.

[@colinrickatson6320]

that last joke absolutely killed it!! :D

[@WilliamSpoehr]

When I first heard "kingfisher" I thought he was seeing the USN catapult plane. That, of course is more appropriate since it's something the guard would never spot over Germany.

[@Masada1911]

I had the same confusion

[@PaperworkNinja]

That got dark really fast. Loved it!

[@nissan300ztt]

This was by far one of the best skits ive saw so far. I too have DARK HUMOR. And it gets me in trouble.

[@helenhoward5346]

"Oh I couldn't possibly, be my guest, I'll let you commit the war crimes... No no no, I insist that you have all the fun" 😅 Cleaning minefields with one's feet. Don't tell me there's not a use for everyone. Note sarcasm.

[@Thraven7]

The skit was great as always, but I love how you put the ad in as it's own little skit

[@choomah]

"...Is that a kingfisher?" - Mark Crorigan

[@SquireComedy]

SOMEBODY! Finally.

[@cpuuk]

Bit close to the knuckle methinks, but kudos for going for it >_< I give this 24 hours.

[@ericbergfield6451]

Good twist at the end - to get him back.

[@CatGaming0305]

I love your videos its just too fun to miss! thank you so much squire!

[@vamp-ed5gh]

Awesome video lads!

[@quietdignityandgrace]

"i've been told I have a very dark sense of humor." Brother, your dimmer switch is BROKE

[@panzerschiffe5835]

Oh my god. When I realised what it was about, my face literally dropped. I don't know how this hasn't been taken down yet.

[@TinyTank77]

Whoo my god weh- I didn’t think you’d actually do it… wow. You shot him. That is mental - Squire - 1943

[@fightenirish021]

lmao this is amazing. Keep up the great work guys.

[@Honestly2-l4j]

Why do you upload so little i love your vids btw

[@SquireComedy]

Because writing, filming and editing an 8 minute comedy sketch takes flipping ages. It's all we do!

[@mrtokerarchvile8252]

Yeah I bet did you guys are awesome

[@justindyches5510]

Are you looking for aircraft? I'm looking for plausible deniability😂😂😂

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

I'm gonna watch this as much as I can before this is taken down!

[@fishingsammystyle8682]

This is squires funniest video yet, by far.

[@vincentmartin5046]

Made my day .Good work chaps.

[@ScRiPt3d_Xx]

Love your vids!!! ❤❤❤

[@abyssus9304]

This was the perfect dark humor to star the day! well done!

[@redrum_bd1036]

Took me a solid 2 minutes to finally understand the dark humor, well done.

[@lukebable]

I have been think of subscribing now, for months. But I thought you guys were dead !

[@Nico-oz9qe]

My internet was bugging and paused at 0:59, right at the scream! It fit too well and thought it was intentional for a second there

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

When your friend stepped on that mine, I was expecting either a reference to Behind Enemy Lines, for when that guy stepped on a mine and couldn't move, or, making a dog-poo joke from Lord Flashheart.

[@johnhudak3829]

Y'all are a freakin' riot! Keep up the good work

[@propellhatt]

Olly's character reminds me of Tweak in south park :D

[@Cadianer57]

If YT deletes this video, it would remind of the people that burned books in germany in the past... Yeah, you know what I am talking about...

[@Cadianer57]

Oh I forgot to ask: Same field and watchtower as in your last video? Greetings from Germany

[@I_Willenbrock_I]

Very nice late medieval kits. But next time, get a Rondell-dagger 😉 The bollocks dagger is more of a civilian item...

[@Donald-J.-Trump-Real]

We got u squire don’t forget that

[@alanfike]

Stabbed in the eye for a Rise of Kingdoms ad.

[@Pandope616]

Imagine German soldiers who didn't expect they'll be hurting innocent people

[@matthewjones39]

So most German soldiers?

[@hometownmedic7355]

Ah yes, the myth of the Clean Wehrmacht. Still alive after all these years…..

[@soniamarie3406]

Your videos are really good and I’ve almost watched all of them and I watch videos I have watched before. please can you upload the videos more often. But I do understand you need to find a shooting site and costumes/uniforms. PS I really like the World War I trench videos please can you make more.

[@marianovidalmelendez1215]

I don’t deserve this channel , but thanks anyways you guys are too good

[@satireisnotdead5804]

You boys fly close to the sun, keep it up.

[@Pyjamarama11]

Took me years to learn my grandfather didn't serve in the Wehrmacht Electrician's Division

[@johnjames5712]

LOL so did he not want to admit he was just a lowly cook or a supply officer?

[@Pyjamarama11]

@@johnjames5712 the two lightning flashes on his collar were what confused me I did wonder why he was such a train enthusiast though

[@johnjames5712]

@@Pyjamarama11 LMAO I probably should not of laughed as hard as I just did when I read the part about the lighting flashes on your grandfather's collar. But im glad i wasn't drinking a coffee or else it would of been all over my screen and keyboard.

[@ZackShark1]

this just made me realize how short squire is

[@chrismeador685]

That ending was too funny keep it up guys lol

[@ilikehorses57]

Excellent peep show nod with the kingfisher

[@theredxgameing3691]

I can hear them even I didn't wearing headphones or the volume is up but I can still hear there voice and accent in my mind

[@megamango3216]

3:29 :0 Is that Squire as a Squire!

[@mm3mm3]

Still one of my all time favorite videos!

[@mochammadfajarakbar9073]

Love it!! First Class at best 👍👍

[@wideyxyz2271]

Very Dark that one chaps. But funny none the less.

[@edspace.]

I don't know how HEMA will feel about the "Rise of Kingdoms Advert" technique, some might call it an ahistorical move while others might argue that if Rise of Kingdoms had existed in the medieval or early modern eras then its use might have been added in the treatises, obviously I can't speak for anyone in HEMA so I guess its up to them as to how authentic this move is.

[@oldspec3006]

Would love to loan you guys my B.A.R to see it immortalised on film. It may even increase in value!

[@Jager_works]

Squire you need to get in touch with a film maker and make a FULL length movie

[@SubaruPieter]

An amazing squire video as usual 😂