Hearts of Iron 4: When Italy isn't Sh*t

Hello chaps! Today, we present to you another Hearts of Iron documentary. This one's pretty unrealistic, because Italy actually do pretty well. Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this madness, they're very good sports. Check out the new DLC "Blood Alone" here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire

[@SquireComedy]

We'd like to thank Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this one, as well as our friends at The Tank Museum, The Operations Room...oh, and Lazerpig obviously! This must be one of the greatest second world war history KZbin based video game collaborations of all time, and I don't say that lightly. Anyway, go and inspect the new DLC for Hearts of Iron here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire

[@SquireComedy]

Whilst I've got you, also check out The Tank Museum, The Operations Room and Lazerpig here: kzbin.info kzbin.info kzbin.info

[@Antonio-12345]

where did you get the italian ww2 uniform?

[@jdub9344]

this is fantastic

[@libertycowboy2495]

@@SquireComedy I used to watch Lazerpig, but he sometimes gets into politics, and I prefer to avoid that. You and Bill are great though!

[@NLTops]

When this started off with the Operations Room narrator my brain legit went "wait do I have another YT tab on autoplay?" for a second. Job well done!

[@Gordons1888]

The tank museum getting involved is brilliant

[@SquireComedy]

They're super.

[@broccolin]

@@SquireComedy Indeed

[@ezekielarincorayan6137]

Don’t forget laser pig!

[@caesarczech7920]

@@SquireComedy Jesus christ you need to do more of this.

[@GeorgePrince]

With the tank museum involved, almost made me believable history!

[@nickm5647]

“Don’t mind my mustache, it’s a prosthetic, I lost mine in the war” now that’s a great improvised line

[@jasongarfitt1147]

I love how he held it for the take and they kept it in

[@user-bn2vj1ly8y]

I was impressed, he's so in character

[@kittycats7186]

I loved the improv

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@thesterrave]

true aswell

[@nailboard6492]

You got one of the most respected tank historians in the world to sit in a Jeep and make "vroom" noises respect

[@FireFox_60]

We all know that’s what they do when the museum is closed

[@tyrant-den884]

probably harder to stop him from doing that.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I am only surprised it was a jeep. I mean which would you play with if given the chance a jeep or a Tiger

[@osmacar5331]

Like they don't do that normally.

[@osmacar5331]

​@@FakeSchrodingersCatthey both run, and they play with them anually

[@daddysempaichan]

9:55 When invading the UK "The Italians storm the beaches, only to take one look at the place, and decided they don't actually want it." Smooth.

[@Bosnianfish]

To accurate

[@realdragon]

That's why UK have never been conquered

[@azmodanpc]

On brand. Italy’s beaches are kinda rad.

[@Jester343]

​@@realdragon That's why we had an empire, to get away from this miserable island.

[@dr69_420]

@@realdragon as a brit can confirm

[@Ezra411st]

I love how you guys got the tank museum to agree to doing this, and it looks and sounds real. GREAT JOB ON THIS

[@SquireComedy]

They're very good sports!

[@MWSin1]

How did he say "With the Italians achieving air supremacy..." and keep a straight face?

[@jokekopter2509]

@@SquireComedy suprised that yugoslavia didnt rebel

[@Prauwlet213]

same pfp

[@Ezra411st]

@@jokekopter2509 idk must have been good luck ig

[@williamknight5691]

It took me far to long to realize he wasn’t actually speaking Italian

[@SquireComedy]

Haha! That wasn't Italian? Oh dear.

[@74wf]

The godfather 3 moment

[@Makarosc]

@@SquireComedy no this is Italian Bibbity bobbity bobono

[@waynezhang4258]

what are you talking about, ill let you know that 'Lamborghini Aventador' was proper Italian!! lol

[@williamknight5691]

@@waynezhang4258 it must have been the Sicilian accent

[@cterrel]

This is so incredible. It's like turning a Paradox game into "Drunk History"

[@AkkaAlbatros]

victoria 3 where usa exists and free states of america too

[@bwarre2884]

Could be a regular MP game...

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@Dominic-yz3jr]

@@thesterrave okay

[@nooneofconsequence3847]

Watching the tank museum guy climb in the truck and start making war sounds like a little boy made my day. Thank you

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

When he said he had to get going, then turned and walked back, I thought it was a green screen and he'd run into it. So surprised it was real.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@notbobrosss3670]

The ending at the end with the jeep left me in stitches.

[@Errafri]

I did had a literal spit take

[@xenomorphphantom8852]

To be honest I would do the same....every...single...day...

[@phelan511]

Literal tears here

[@claretormerod8220]

“The ending at the end”😂🤦‍♂️

[@Errafri]

@@claretormerod8220 The ending is most often at the end... 😂

[@youngstrategistgaming]

“The Italians are in trouble- they resort to ancient weapons” that got me good

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

It reminded me of Tibet during the 1940's, fighting the Chinese with bolt-action rifles and bows.

[@Dianbler]

Oh, again?

[@GTTurner]

Ethiopian captured equipment

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@Wizard_Pepsi which kind??? Ccp or kmt???

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 I don't understand those acronyms, please elaborate

[@masterman1001]

I like how they changed "Operation Barbarossa" into "Operation Barbarossi", even though Barbarossa (red beard) is already in italian.

[@matteohetzy7599]

in my humble opinion if they called "Hohenstaufen" (as Barbarossa's family name) the italian plan would have been even better

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@masterman1001]

@@thesterrave brother just because I crucified a buncha catholics doesn't mean I sinned. Just depends on what religion ya follow, lel.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"if only the Wehrmacht high command hadn't actually allocated him to a militia division where he sat in Magdeburg eating cheese" sounds to me like the Wehrmacht got their priorities straight. Cheese is the greatest gift bestowed on mankind and Heinz should be grateful it exists. It also sounds like something the Wisconsin National Guard would do to train in order to be fully dedicated to the state.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Lived in Milwaukee for 4 years. Can confirm.

[@heinz5714]

i love cheese

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Doesn’t Wisconsin have and other states have cheese vaults?

[@Elenrai]

​@@jackakakreanxx5587Pretty sure Heinz Guderian would launch a naval invasion if he heard you call that cheese, militia be damned😂

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@randomcrapstudios8398]

Lazerpig voicing a character called Fraser mcswine is my favorite detail of this skit.

[@Rendell001]

Yup, clocked the accent straight away!

[@texasforever6950]

best cameo for sure

[@soulstriker1362]

I didn't realize until you pointed it out. But that is a great cameo.

[@friedtomatoes4946]

When?

[@friedtomatoes4946]

Nevermind lol

[@paradoxinteractive]

2:35 the true reason for every war

[@JaegerMatthias]

That, and DLC spam

[@0rangevlad]

@@JaegerMatthias 💀

[@Lingua-qv6ym]

DLC most expensive in welt

[@SymeonPhronema]

DLC is good. It pays for continued support of the game. The devs don't work for free.

[@bomcstoots1]

💀 I WANT TO SEE PARADOX DEV SHOP. Who TF decided incest is wincest 😂

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I’ll have you know Fascist Italy was an exceptional fighting force. They were capable of defeating half a dozen modern 18th century militaries. It’s not Mussolini’s fault that the US, UK researched 20th century tech 50 years before he did, they cheated! I mean you try spawning on an Island or Isolated continent and see if you don’t win. Absolutely brilliant! Awesome you got the tank museum folks in on this masterpiece!

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@danielwerfel1076]

​@@thesterravebite me

[@mattbrown7935]

Lazer Pig, The Tank Museum and Squire, the trio crossover I didn't know I needed

[@itsalmostfun8567]

LOL the tank museum was the best always loved squire

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@kemsprite520]

never disappoint guys love that you can get the tank museum involved we love seeing Mr. Willey

[@SquireComedy]

He's an absolute riot!

[@BambiELM]

@@SquireComedy He is an wonderful sport. Thank him for all your fans please!

[@slightlyagricultural]

Took me an embarrassingly long time to realise you weren't just using clips from various Tank Chats...

[@luckysamurai]

@@slightlyagricultural took me 2 of those cut ins to figure out he was playing along

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@wallclock4648]

did you hire a random bald guy from the store to play Mussolini? LOL

[@SquireComedy]

I call him Benito Mussowalmart...

[@thatguy46744]

@@SquireComedy lol

[@Yogasefski]

I’m guessing is brother Benito Targetini was unavailable?

[@thetman0068]

@@Yogasefski too expensive

[@frederickvondinkerberg7721]

Surely it would have been Benito Mussolidl with your budget

[@andrewhendrix2297]

This perfectly encapsulates how a campaign in hearts of iron goes usually. It's like we set up the pieces, we know roughly what should happen and where, and then we ask AI to write the script for how they think the rest of the war went.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Except current AI would stick with the same choice every time. They utterly lack a concept of multiple choice.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@Swagmaster07]

​@@ConnanTheCivilized You can ask it to do something else.

[@wildough]

Loved how David Willey sounded a little peevish about having more important things to do and then did his silliness in the jeep. He had me believing. Great job by everyone involved!

[@tyrant-den884]

he's a tank historian, not a French Revolution historian; he knows how to have fun.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@teswigknight4107]

Absolutely legendary collaboration fellas! “I have over 800 hours in this game, you scrub. Prepare to get a right good pasting” 😂💀

[@simonebuonvicino9788]

2:09 I can't believe you went through all the trouble of learning Italian just for that short skit. I commend you on your impeccable accent and choice of words!

[@SquireComedy]

Merci!

[@JC-TBOC]

Bruh, thats literaly everything except Italian.

[@quno5174]

@@JC-TBOC what do you mean? Whenever I go to Italy all I hear people saying is “the godfather part 3” or “san Pellegrino”

[@craniusdominus8234]

@@JC-TBOC Were you born that way, or did you have your sense of humour surgically removed? :D

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

@@JC-TBOC That's incredibly genuine, or like my beloved nonna used to say: "Margherita sopranos alla carbonara Giuliani"

[@KermitTheGamer21]

On my first HOI playthrough ever, people told me to play as Germany, so I did. When I tried to follow the Ardennes plan, the Allies put up a much, much stiffer resistance than they did IRL. Meanwhile Italy just plowed right through Southern France (when the reality is that an army of 50,000 was stopped for the entire campaign by 9 French guys in one fort lol) but they were still getting their asses kicked in Greece. And eventually Italy losing a hold on Greece cost me the game.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@TheZimboDude]

I was half listening to this on my phone and only clocked that it wasn't an actual documentary half way through. That's a sign of quality

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

[@mark3863]

David Willey in the jeep was priceless 😆

[@SquireComedy]

There's more, but that's blackmail material.

[@ronanmcn4967]

@Squire Pls make it a custom emoji in the discord server- it would be hilarious

[@mark3863]

@@SquireComedy Go on show us, please.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@SquireComedy Make it BTS footage to release someday Or on your Patreon as a bonus

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@mark3863 Not unless Willey refuses to collaborate. Then it's open season.

[@patrickholt2270]

"...taking random enclaves deep in each other's territory just to annoy each other." We're looking at you, West Berlin. Bloody nuisance for no reason.

[@JCDFlex]

Blame the allied leaders in WW2 for discovering border gore before it was caool.

[@minecraftkillingtime]

@@JCDFlex ok commie

[@Oppenheimer1945]

The part with "to inform him, that the united Kingdom declare war immediately" killed me😂

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@meme_overlord]

I didn't realize this wasn't actually historical until 8:03. Well played.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@aheccingdegenerate3859]

Squire has hit a whole new level of messing about with this amount of star power

[@mbryson2899]

This is what having star power is for! Anything less would be a waste.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

@@mbryson2899 Yesssssssss....

[@PetarJovanovic993]

"We are at the cutting edge of cocking about..."

[@douglasparkinson4123]

willeys delivery of "sat in magdeburg, eating cheese" will haunt me forever

[@bandenere7774]

I'm Italian and having Lazerpig, The Operations Room and The Tank Museum(that straight face needs an Oscar) doing this together with you fellas made my morning. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@bandenere7774]

@@thesterrave you should read on those ten mortal sins and 1) stop judging folks you don't know and 2) stop calling God's name in vain like you've done half a dozen times in a single comment. Repent, brother. And get a life.

[@b.w.22]

Holy smoke, the curator at Bovington playing in the jeep and “Fraser MacSwine” just killed me. Honestly laughed out loud.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@MapletreePaper]

10:31 -- That's some hilarious improv! I honestly didn't expect you to acknowledge the moustache falling off. 😆

[@starsjosephfrost]

i wouldnt lie, if i work in a tank museum where there are tanks, jeeps and etc.. i would also do that without a second thought 😅 ( 15:59 )

[@DirectorDelta]

all fun and games til you decide to make sure the MBT’s main gun is in working order.

[@russianyoutube]

@@DirectorDelta lmao, "oops, that was a HE shell"

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@starsjosephfrost]

@@thesterrave uh. If you meant to show the cut area of the video it didn’t work.

[@b.elzebub9252]

Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant!

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@antoniovillanueva308]

This is every bit as accurate as any documentary on PBS. I am so grateful that you have covered this in such detail.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@everettaviationchannel]

@@thesterravebro this is hoi4

[@NATO32Nations]

Never disappoints. Huge fan of the Operations Room. Keep up the marvelous work.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks a ton! Who isn't? He's charming, isn't it?

[@NATO32Nations]

@@SquireComedy I do agree good sir.

[@jacksoncarter2917]

I thought it reminded me of someone lmao amazing work as always Squire

[@lernaeanhydra5766]

Same hahaha!

[@krokua]

I couldn't believe you made him do it. It is brilliant.

[@tommivalle2652]

I'm Italian, and I can confirm that the Italian dialogue is totally accurate to the subtitles. (It's actually gibberish and it's exactly how I imagine Italian sounding to foreigners lol)

[@russellbird373]

Potevo solo capire che cos'ha detto quando parlava italiano con la pronuncia terribile, letteralmente perché sono una persona inglese che l'ha imparato... 😂

[@tommivalle2652]

@@russellbird373 Ahahahahah per esempio "il tiranto is a lazy piece of the shit" il mix tra inglese ed italiano lo rende ancora meglio

[@danb8123]

Can confirm. Was station in Italy for two years.

[@Dianbler]

It's not that bad if you speak Spanish or Portuguese.

[@carteradams43]

though I could tell it was gibberish, it was indeed decently close.

[@SuperLeosid]

Squire is basically the meeting point of the military history community of KZbin. Love all these cameos!

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@SuperLeosid]

@@thesterrave Shut up, I am a Hindu and despite a thousand years of attempts you are not able to defeat us unlike Pagan religions. I don't worship that guy who got nailed by the Romans, I worship the ones who went to war and taught us the same.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

0:49 i love this little loop, my divisions always do that before entering port for some reason

[@theboi5411]

4:07 "I hold here, In my hand, the Napkin, which bears my name, and our formal Declaration of war upon it." - holds up a Piece of toilet paper. `

[@InTenZeGamingHD]

Looks like kitchen paper to me. Which are sometimes called napkins

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Most based thing Neville Chamberlain has ever said: "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow" ...so motivational, makes me shed a tear

[@RWildekrav66]

So True , So True !

[@kevin8712]

And that's merely an excerpt from his full speech!

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@garak55]

"They storm the beaches before taking one good look at it and deciding they don't actually want it." Savage.

[@1973chevypickup]

"Name a better crossover than Avengers" Me, an intellectual: Absolutely brilliant! 🤣 At times I couldn't remember if I was on the Operations Room, Tank Museum, or Squire channel!

[@Kenshi_2900]

Don't leave out Lazerpig as well! XD

[@1973chevypickup]

​@@Kenshi_2900 Cards on the table, had not heard of him before this. 5 of his videos and an awkward moment where my boss questioned my sanity later, I am now subscribed 🤣

[@ondrasjunior]

The voice of Operations Room took me by surprise…what a collab!

[@ewangent]

The Guderian eating cheese in Magdeburg had me in stitches 😅

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

[@Elenrai]

15:37 I did NOT see that coming!

[@Yeeter000]

"They took one look at the place, and decide they did not want it" I am imagining a roadman talking to Italian soldiers and making them requestion what they're doing

[@andthenhedead6076]

“Sorry my about my mustache it’s a prosthetic I lost mine in the war” lmao

[@minerkosk9786]

12:38 damn lazer Pig no way

[@glennpeterson1357]

15:29 was pure gold! 😂😂😂

[@FlyingTooFast]

Now this is the real history channel that I want...

[@jasonreed1631]

The History Channel at 3am be like:

[@brettbaker5599]

I have a horrible feeling that Squire movies will be the only thing to survive the nuclear war, and people will think that this is what happened in WW2.

[@jaisummons2304]

Brit: I have 800 hours in this game! Italy: I was caring my team, I don't know how we won!

[@joedingo7022]

I don't get what you guys are talking about, this is a pirated copy of an episode they ran last month.

[@Prauwlet213]

"nothing in the Italian army moves especially after lunch" brilliant 🤣

[@Furzkampfbomber]

And we all know, one minute before the lunch is still after the last one, so...

[@Prauwlet213]

@@Furzkampfbomber as someone with an Italian grandmother, can confirm.

[@andreasniedam9945]

As a european, I can totally confirm that this is how history went.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

13:00 Face of a proud Neo-Roman Empire conqueror right there.

[@thetman0068]

“And for once, Parisian trains were running on schedule.”

[@mathewprice5100]

Amazing work chaps. Truly gets hoi4 and its community

[@SquireComedy]

I bloody love Paradox games. Always have.

[@weareharbinger914]

I love how this sometimes seems like a legitimate documentary, then theres moments of "It had the comfiest cushions." Just so we remember what this really is. Everyone doing nuclear research, troop movements that make no sense, all of it. Also running with the mustache falling off 'its a prosthetic', good stuff.

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

[@XxTurk3ybo1xX]

Gotta say as someone who speaks fluent Italian the Italian scientist's accent and grammar are on point fantastic job!

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

[@twrags201]

Lazer pig being dressed as the invisible man is priceless

[@Marco303ita]

Pizza and Pasta Moment

[@StuckOnAFireHydrant]

Ngl I 100% thought this was historical. It wasn't until 8:03 where I figured it out (embarrassingly long). it was the tank museum curator who fooled me the most lmao. Great video guys, thoroughly enjoyed it!

[@daniellambert1217]

One of the fudging funniest rewrites of history i`ve ever seen , Well done chaps !

[@The5camille5]

Squire x LazerPig is the crossover we never knew we needed

[@joesephbidomeus2134]

Agreed

[@JPSRCE1987]

That cut off right at the end of "our aircraft were shi..." 🤣🤣 Killed me

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

14:40 bro what IS this timeline

[@zexygamingwinter333]

Seeing the squire pfp but then hearing The Operations Room threw me for such a loop I just went with it until I saw the tank museum also on here. This was a great collaboration between several amazing teams!

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Thing's only get worse... At 13:45 Yup, that New Zealand Kiwi fiddler on a tin roof tank is a Tiger killa, I tells ya!

[@matthewclaridge8063]

As a Kiwi I'm frankly insulated they forgot to mention the famous New Zealand airborne invasion of Crete. Our brave New Zealand paratroopers have gone down in legend as our airborne assault was successfully supplied by what.was.and probably ever will be the greatest stockpile of Kiwi brand boot Polish in history. The attack was a resounding success as all the German AA guns were binded by the incredible glare reflecting of our solders boots. And to think some New Zealand offices disagreed with the British intelligence plan of attack. History has non the less agreed with the British decision for two suprise.broud day light jumps the the first at14:00 hours and the second at 16:00.hours. the invasion of course being split in two as the RAF stopped for tea at 15:00 hours...

[@craniusdominus8234]

This is pure comedy genius

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks old chap!

[@andyandreson3989]

I think this may be my favorite of all your work as of yet. The Neville Chamberlain bit had me guffawing! Paris trains running on time…😂. Those who haven’t studied history (and video games) are really missing out on all the laughs. The museum curator is fantastic as well.

[@MrEMeat-kk9tc]

I have enjoyed both the Operations Room and Tank Museum channels for a while and highly recommend them both. Seeing them collab with Squire was an unexpected treat.

[@Smodking]

Hearing the operations room do a veritable historical shitpost has made my year. Thanks squire! Amazing video

[@thesterrave]

Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

[@Dan86130]

As an Italian i can confirm, the recent elections are just the beginning for our Hoi4 playthrough (or perhaps even Hoi5)

[@dr.strangelove9815]

Does Italy accept any new members to its faction? We're almost at a positive relations rating.

[@lanfrancoadreani9212]

Our German ally has shared with me this briliant plan. Listen: we attack Russia and America at the same time! How brillant is It?

[@NapoleonAquila]

Yeah now do your job and stop migrants

[@spartanx9293]

@@dr.strangelove9815to my knowledge the Italians automatically vote for whoever the opposition is irregardless of politics

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

7:40 THE GODFATHER PART 3

[@samuelalayon333]

2:18 Lamborghini Aventador

[@marethyuthefirstshinigami162]

12:30 Unexpected laserpig lmao

[@retrocd7991]

It caught me off guard too

[@doguhankaandemir5111]

I don’t know how you convinced the curator of the tank museum to take part, but I am very glad you did! This one was a cut above your usual masterpieces. I am looking forward to your future videos! 😊

[@justinowen9816]

The mix of really good ww2 youtubers and the comedy is so jarring in the best way possible.

[@teamhunter730]

4:17 History they don't teach at school

[@ivanvanreenen1605]

Man wtf did I just see?! 😂 I can’t stop laughing!!! Well done on the Italian accent and punctuation- you guys nailed it..

[@hrunchtayt1587]

The amount of effort that goes into these videos is crazy. This is perfection. Madness maybe? Unsure. All I know is that y’all did a fantastic job!

[@carved6749]

The random circling before entering the port is Chef’s Kiss

[@LighthouseCape]

When I heard the voice of the Operations Room, I had to double check whether if I opened the Squire's channel or the Operations Room's channel by accident. The serious tone of voice adds more comedic effect. Well done sir!

[@YoungFlyz644]

How did you get it to feel so much like an actual documentary?

[@fulcrum2951]

Because it is

[@itsalmostfun8567]

@@fulcrum2951 LEL

[@Jebu911]

Probably with the expert voice actors and tank museum curator who was also an excellent driver it seems

[@bristianmemequisition]

Too much effort was put into this joke. I appreciate it

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaha!

[@seangeoghegan]

Awesome, awesome, awesome!!! Had me in stitches all the way through. Brilliant work!

[@Commanderziff]

This is probably the best video I've seen from you guys. Well done.

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

David’s commentary adds an extra level to this already amazing skit. Well done!!

[@Alopex1]

David Willey doing important things in the jeep was gold, laughed my head off :D

[@b.elzebub9252]

Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant! And is that the Operations Room guy's voice?

[@sintenal4078]

Absolutely one of the most clever historical videos from a what-if perspective that I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching! I absolutely loved this and I didn’t even have to click “end turn.“

[@favre4ever39]

I love the alliance between Squire and the Tank museum it is a beautiful thing.

[@infernosgaming8942]

Getting The Operations Room to do the voice over was amazing, and the tank museum was even better, 10/10 squire

[@rodfelderman5364]

Thank you for the great humor. I'm sure no fun was had making this film. Great relief from the rest of the world's chaos. Keep at it!

[@lukaskubik4698]

How did I miss this video ? Amazing video with an amazing cast.

[@jonnaylor3154]

Wow Squire and co, making historically accurate documentaries! Who said we live in bad times.😂

[@JaesWasTaken]

Squire, you've convinced me that all British KZbinrs know each other and can collaborate on anything comedy related.

[@HenningII]

I had watched this video when it first came out and decided to give it a rewatch cause I loved how you had David the tank museum curator involved. I started watching lazerpig videos about a week ago, so when I got to the wounded vet interview, my eyebrow was suddenly raised by hearing that voice, haha.

[@OberstFeldwebel43]

These videos get better and better man, I love it!