Every German Soldier in 1945

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[@MausOfTheHouse]

I'm not exaggerating in the slightest by saying that you two really are the Monty Pythons of the modern world. The props, settings, acting, comedic timing.

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

Lower budget than a high school art class.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@Exeggutor_Enjoyer Well, that's what makes it so appealing :D

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

@@MausOfTheHouse absolutely

[@XemawthEvo2]

I'll back that up, agreed

[@PotatoSalad614]

@@Exeggutor_Enjoyer so exactly like Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@triplealliances4742]

"How are you gonna tackle Goering?" "I don't know, with a forklift" This statement makes me dies of laugh

[@TheOperationsRoom]

Never has a pirate's hook been so terribly and so brilliantly portrayed in film

[@SquireComedy]

I think It's actually pretty authentic. A pirate captain's overcoat is very heavy, and so most heavy duty hooks (The kind of which we're accustomed to seeing as hand replacements in hack films such as Pirates of the Caribbean) would have been used to hold them up, when not worn. This then usefully freed up smaller coat hanger hooks for hand duties such as portrayed above. Quite simple history, really.

[@joebloggs7514]

@@SquireComedy it’s lucky that they all had freshly ironed shirts, and new suits that required coat hangers then isn’t it. “Arrrrr bring me the Egyptian cotton shirt, I be needing a change of clothes and a new hand.”

[@itsjohndell]

The coat hanger had me laughing my ass off, but "go in and grab him by the ball" made me spit my drink.

[@johncartwright8154]

I snorted tea out of my nose on seeing the hook! 🤣

[@kikidevine694]

@@SquireComedy and, of course, that was the everyday hook as opposed to the larger 'dress hook ', most commonly used for only the most formal occasion

[@Highice007]

"Grab the furer by the ball" well researched, lads. Top comedians, and top historians.

[@DuplexWeevil337]

Lol

[@VikingTeddy]

I enjoyed "mein kampfort zone". Clever bastard isn't he?

[@saintadolf5639]

Top stooges really...

[@pretzelstick320]

The whole one ball thing is almost certainly British propaganda.

[@VikingTeddy]

"when Hitler was put in prison after the failed Munich beer hall putsch in 1923 shows he suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism” - a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum - media reports said. The doctor’s notes were thought to have been missing for years but reappeared at an auction in 2010, at which point they were seized by authorities." -Article from Reuters, 2015 Take that as you will. But even if it's true, the Brimq¹almost certainly had a hand in spreading the tale.

[@SquireComedy]

Hello chaps, we hope you enjoy this one! Both Bill and I have been disastrously sick over Christmas, and so I in particular both look and sound authentically like I'm on a late wartime German ration during winter. Anyway, have a lovely weekend.

[@homerocketscience1874]

You too, squire, you too!

[@isaiahhallett9871]

Hoping you get better guys. This one is just awesome thank you so much for doing what you do. Lovely weekend chaps!

[@tba113]

Get well soon, boys!

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

You sir are a liar … neither of you are children or oap’s

[@llllib]

Well good thing you weren't squired away from us.

[@joshualee6197]

"Two wrongs don't make a Reich." Got to love it!

[@charlie11ng42]

''It takes a hell of a lot more en that''

[@Railriderchris]

"Way outside of "mein Kampf-fortzone" was splendid as well! XD

[@DarkAngelZz59]

They probably did the reich thing

[@satireisnotdead5804]

Proof that we haven't lost our British way of laughing at darkness.

[@SquireComedy]

This is pretty damn dark, glad you enjoyed it ;)

[@satireisnotdead5804]

@@SquireComedy No problem, mate, happy to support the channel. Properly funny comedy is a rarity nowadays.

[@xxxm981]

You mean as long as its other peoples dark? lol

[@satireisnotdead5804]

@@xxxm981 Blackadder disagrees with you. Actually scratch that, every British sitcom ever made, our powers of self-deprecation are second-to-none.

[@matthewjones39]

I didn’t know the British were still allowed to make jokes

[@javidaderson]

"it's people like you that give the SS a bad name." that entire sentences is a vibe

[@commissarblyt.8073]

Dirwanger’s SS unit has join the chat:

[@phlyphan1083]

A german 1945 story from my stepfathers dad (italian-german): When he was like 12 or 13 in the final months of war, he and some of his friends were forced to man an AA gun. The older soldier in charge was a real asshole apparently, always drinking, punishing them and generally treating them badly. Every evening he'd get shitfaced and drunkenly walk across a narrow dam wall on his way to the town nearby to look for more booze. After one of the kids was killed by an allied bomb due to the soldier not paying proper attention nor allowing them to take cover, my step-grandfather and his friends planned on pushing him down this dam wall to get rid of him quietly. The day came and they were ready to do so but he never showed up. Turns out he had fallen (or purposefully thrown himself) off the dam wall just the night before. He told this story many times but always left out how one of his friends died in front of him, likely because he couldn't handle it. We only know about that part now because he wrote down the full story in his last will, even included a sketch of the location and marked the exact spot where his friend got blown to bits and from where he was watching it happen, I suppose that memeory never faded in the slightest. He died recently.

[@doubleT84]

Or did they push him off and his young mind protected him by switching his memories so he'd fallen by himself? Dark times.

[@phlyphan1083]

@@doubleT84 we will never know but both options sound equally sad to me

[@phlyphan1083]

Since this got a lot of likes, here's another family war story for anyone interested: (I've pretty much asked my whole family about these kinda stories) After watching Stalingrad (the german 1993 movie, great film) my mom told me about her uncle who was a wehrmacht conscript on the eastern front. When winter 41/42 hit the soldiers were losing ground, his unit had to be evacuated from their position. Since they still had access to the coast ships had the order to pick them up. A soviet bombing strike managed to sink/damage the ships however and there was no way to retreat. No resources left the surviving men soon ended up in soviet pow camps, my great-uncle was one of the few who managed to survive. A couple years after the war he was allowed to leave. He never spoke about it apparently but one evening at a family gathering he got very drunk and started telling the story, i was told it wasn't easy to understand since he cried/sobbed like a little kid, his wife then told him to stop since she was caught off guard and felt embarrassed

[@lawrenceblock617]

@@phlyphan1083 I remember my Dad and the neighbors drinking beer and cooking out in the 60's. Telling there stories about Korea and Europe. All mild mannered guys living the American dream. But they all lived through hell. I think it was almost like therapy for them to talk about it.

[@BlackHearthguard]

@@phlyphan1083 Condolences on your loss, and thank you for sharing his story.

[@elevenseven9540]

“That’s way out of mein kampf-fort zone…” Starting the new year off with a bang I see! Excellent work as always!

[@lycantrofy]

The part about göring having to manage both of his 109's had me in absolute fvcking stitches. Bravo man

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers old boy!

[@wbertie2604]

Yes, which one would get the fuel that day. Tough decisions.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

@@SquireComedy the british always were the best comedians

[@wilberwhateley7569]

It’s funny because the Third Reich barely had an air force by this point in the war.

[@wbertie2604]

@@wilberwhateley7569 it had lots of planes. At the factories. Not able to move due to lack of ground transport of fuel. Often, UK factories were next to airfields allowing them to be flown out. Oh, and being buddies with someone with oil helped. Don't fight the people who have your oil under their land unless you know you can win in six weeks. If the Luftwaffe could have run 109s on brie then invading France would have made a lot more sense.

[@Someonethatyouysedtoknowlol]

Now i want "every japanese Soldier in 1945" and "every Italian Soldier in 1944"

[@Highice007]

Yes! This!

[@Lonovavir]

1943 Germany: We'll, we lost at Kursk. Italy: That sounds like a you problem. Germany: Wait, what?

[@animeAJproductions]

Every Czech soldier in 1944!

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

For the Italians it should be 43

[@tovarisch3490]

Every french soldier in 1939-40

[@Official_Kezzie]

“It’s way out of mein kampfert zone.” Fellas. Please. I can only laugh so hard 😂

[@gunmasterx1164]

I like how Squire uses an MP40 but has the magazine pouches for a STG-44

[@captin3149]

Supply issues you know.....

[@FancyBurrito]

he doesn't, they're both MP40 pouches

[@SquireComedy]

@@FancyBurrito Yep, we don't own any STG44 pouches sadly... Must get some.

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

Umm, Oliver with the MP40 has the correct pouches. His friend with the STG-44 is the one with the incorrect pouches. MP-40 pouches.

[@yoface2537]

@@SquireComedy well frankly, pretty accurate for that stage of the war, I don't they would have the proper ammunition at that point what with supply shortages

[@donovanchau3483]

It would be an absolute treat if you two were background NPCs in Wolfenstein or something

[@tommivalle2652]

The effort gone in the making of these videos is not given enough recognition, imo. There's a lot of research behind it, and the jokes are even studied well: "Two wrongs don't make a reich" and "Way out of mein kampfort zone" are just brilliant! Amazing job to you chaps for this, very funny as always and did not let me down for a second :)

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks for that mate! :)

[@RetardActual6969]

“Two wrongs don’t make a reich” and “It’s way out of mein kampfort zone” I loved that

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

Takes a hell of a lot more than two

[@safiahukamdad2022]

Two world wars couldn't make it.

[@Ryuk1138]

Those jokes are beyond brilliant.

[@TheVampyr]

Fun fact: The last defenders of the Reichstag during the Battle of Berlin was the 33rd Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS Charlemagne made up of French volunteers. They prevented the Soviets from capturing the Reichstag and The Bunker on May Day.

[@sweetmyth2537]

L French people

[@inzaneity3474]

Wow, if that’s true, the French were truly cucked

[@oehlererik]

How did they manage to resist the obvious 'Aren't you a little bit short for the Sturmtruppen' joke?

[@Trade_Mark_777]

Just imagine if this was actually true like two German soldiers “secretly” plotting the demise of the furhur while he is nearby and then failing only for the guy to do their job himself

[@qinjiwei5058]

I have been watching your content for almost 2 years now, keep up the fantastic work! Cheers from the best British Dominion, the Commonwealth of Australia!

[@SquireComedy]

Awesome, thanks mate!

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Whaddaya talking aboot, eh?

[@paulwiner7202]

Obviously meant second best eh?

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Try Monty python and the holy grail movie

[@danielrobertson2154]

"2 wrongs don't make a right" "No it takes a hell of a lot more than two" Best come back I've ever heard to that.

[@paulprice1705]

Two wrongs don't make a reich.

[@ceriux7961]

The mine field joke, the explosion, the scream, then the single bullet. God that was grim.

[@Herr_Franz]

I find it funny how you two are more historically accurate than any Hollywood film that’s mainly came out in the past two decades

[@kalvaxus]

"managing both those 109s" 😂

[@beachside1]

You guys are soo gifted and Im glad you guys are. its incredible that this channel doesnt have millions of subs. Thanks for keeping a disabled guy smiling

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, means a lot.

[@adorimable9690]

"Both of those 109" sounds about right for 1945 Luftwaffe

[@owenmills3517]

2 109s and an antique biplane, the grand luftwaffe

[@Lonovavir]

Don't forget the mechanics, they were transferred to the Heer. Last seen walking West in the direction of the British army.

[@z3r0_35]

And a single Me 262...waiting on replacement engines

[@harrisonnightingale6600]

A the classic German soldier with a British accent, never gets old.

[@beaverjedi1236]

"Two wrongs don't make a Reich" "No, it takes a hell of a lot more then two!" 😂

[@kennethjohnson4280]

@Squire I actually enjoy these historically "accurate" parodies more than the video game parodies you make. Keep up the good work.

[@SquireComedy]

Glad you like them! Cheers Ken!

[@jediknight129]

man that smg Squire is holding is gorgeous. The mix of different weapons different kit layout just makes it look more accurate.

[@praack4563]

i would normally skip an add - but you guys- to take a shell hit to segue into a pirates Raid Shadow Legends and keep it entertaining- i am still laughing.... well done....

[@andyandreson3989]

So glad there’s still someone out there willing to make comedy. Great work yet again.

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[@atlas9852]

The 'managing BOTH those 109's bit almost made me fall off my chair laughing XD

[@SpaceNazi62]

My dad fought at the end of the war and was there until after the airlift. He brought home a helmet like y’all were wearing. Still in great condition. I have it put up along with his Ike jacket. Love y’all’s work, keep it up👍🏻

[@xwd8504]

thats the best plugging of a sponsor ever seen. definitely subbing! also AMAZING job on the probs and background. its about as realistic as a youtube vedio is sayying. and i used to watch "nerf war"s a while ago, so for realisim its a 10/10!

[@Mate-vg2ft]

Ahh high quality British comedy as always. Keep up the good work!

[@SquireComedy]

Much appreciated! Will do ;)

[@Mate-vg2ft]

@@SquireComedy look forward to it!

[@NikoMewr]

Good sir, Glad you both are feeling a bit better. Thank you for the great video as always! Love your content. Best weekend to both of you.

[@SquireComedy]

Much appreciated! Thanks old boy!

[@UncleSam1732]

“Grab the fuhrer by the ball” 😂

[@libertycowboy2495]

Cheers from Texas! Been following you guys since all your vids were war thunder! Keep up the great work, and hope you feel better.

[@LightningWing11]

Goering “managing both of those 109s” brilliant touch there 🤣

[@fredo0084]

Getting sick to look like 2 late war German soldiers , now that's commitment . "2 wrongs don't make a Reich " lol I love you guys , your comedy it's amazing. also "God, your worse than the RAF" has o be one of the best insults I have ever heard. PD- when will the next hoi sketch be coming? I can already see the ideas with the air warfare update

[@LMH62458]

You should do a WWI Christmas Truce England v. Germany soccer match skit.

[@StreagleEagle]

Worth the wait as always.. what would i do without this channel

[@SkullHandy]

0:45 "Am I right ? I'm a far right" that was brilliant xDD

[@nakulaman]

It's really cool to watch these videos if you're into history. There's so many little Easter eggs

[@fruitypebs1868]

Finally you guys uploaded I've been waiting all year!

[@thomaslaw9764]

5.41 "Hitler has only got one ball. The other is in the Albert Hall" was a song from my youth.. Hahahaha!

[@xanpenguin754]

Finally got a chance to watch it. Just another banger. Honestly your comedy is some of the best on KZbin. The Wehrmacht joke was top bin.

[@711liljay]

The attention to details is absolutely amazing 😂

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[@maxmach4361]

4 months left and I already can't wait to see what you are going to do for the Age of Wonder 4 release. Props for pirate captain having pistol on his left side, details like this are always welcome.

[@Randomclone5464]

The gunshot at the end is the most hilarious thing

[@McCulloughFarms1]

Beyond funny, what impresses me are the largely period correct impressions and equipment. Love it!

[@The_Board_Game_Brothers]

Nice one! Cheers!

[@oliversherman2414]

That hesitation from the two as he was coming back was hilarious 😆

[@flip1523]

"well out of mein kampf-ort zone" the puns in this one are so amazing

[@lynxbelow6922]

Did you say "it's way out of mein kampfort zone" 😂

[@AtiCrossfireX]

You two look great in those German uniforms. I admire them too!

[@dogsrule4643]

You guys did a great job with this video Keep it up

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks old bean!

[@junlee3]

Its always a good day when Squire uploads.

[@Jaycecloninger]

We just take a moment and appreciate that this is exactly 10 minutes

[@animeAJproductions]

This is outta mein kampfort zone!! 😆😂🔥

[@Falkriim]

Great work once again

[@Matt2Electricboogaloo]

This is a pretty good birthday present, thank you sir squire

[@outdated_username]

“That’s really out of Mien Kampfort Zone” that’s a good one.

[@Significantpower]

Being offended at a fat Goering joke is particularly amusing, because Goering himself found them funny. Probably the safest senior Nazi to hang around with.

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

That’s like calling something the tastier cyanide capsule.

[@SquireComedy]

Love that.

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

I love the Downfall reference at the beginning.

[@philpants44]

"am I right? Or am I far right?". Some classics in this episode lol

[@Thatoneguy-ju6gq]

Most Nazis were center left though..

[@davidplowman6149]

It’d be funny if in your add read every time we see the pirate he’s missing another appendage. He could get to a state where he has no ears, no eyes (two eye patches), and no arms but he’s still playing Raid.

[@kikidevine694]

Remember, it's all fun and games being a pirate, until someone loses (insert body part here)

[@guyguyson5426]

2:50 that's a really creative ad

[@usonumabeach300]

The surprise ending was killer!

[@miradics3988]

God dammit another masterpiece... these are what i get to look foward to and its pure excitement.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeees, cheers dude!

[@urmo345]

The last bit made laugh to the tears

[@Glitch_Online]

That Pirate hook..... Hollywood could learn a thing or two

[@vanpallandt5799]

Uniforms and weapons are really getting good

[@bruhberrylive8686]

i love yoour content, it is truly amazing, i just have a question, where do you get the uniforms for these videos?

[@joebloggs7514]

Every German soldier in late 1945-1950s “Zis is a nice new Western/Eastern German soldiers/postman/stasi uniform, it looks just like mine old one but in a new shade of grey and without the skull”

[@jwseibert1059]

Good stuff,keep it up.

[@officialkingdomoftheprussi5130]

I Like how they did the minor details, cufftitles n stuff

[@Flopsos]

Every day squire uploads is a good day

[@ChimaeraTom]

I'm on holiday in Berlin. A little bit out of meinkampfert zone too. Felt so naughty watching this

[@catking.d1854]

''but we haven't got a bomb'' -The person with a stick grenade under his belt

[@Idontcare-gv2bb]

7:19 had me laughing bc I didn't expect it 😂

[@Drycatss]

imagine explaining what youre doing with the items you bought to the reenactment store thing

[@TitusCastiglione1503]

I love how the dude on the left is wearing a normal shirt under his ss tunic. What historical accuracy.

[@astonrichardson5288]

Amazing stuff as always chaps! Will you be at Tiger Day? 😊

[@tyrone2572]

i heard that "mein kampfort-zone" nice

[@Shsrptooth]

Did he really say “way out of mein kampfort zone?" 😂

[@yoface2537]

8:13 love the reference to the attempted assassination of Hitler earlier in the war by his advisors

[@shamurai69]

“Mein Kampfort zone.” Pure genius. Absolute, pure genius. Never change.

[@SirGruff]

No friends so here is a comment for the algorithm. Keep it up, Squire!

[@SquireComedy]

Well that's good enough for me! Cheers lad

[@slinkerdeer]

@@SquireComedy can you delete the bot comment reply string trying to scam people? Its got like 15 bots all replying to a bot who started the thread

[@user-np9kr7gu2v]

"He's the one entity i'm sworn to defend, except you count the Fatherland but that's already fckd so i don't count that" I think that was the thought of evert german soldier in 1945

[@PhotriusPyrelus]

That punchline... I don't think I've laughed that hard in two months.

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[@Slayrid]

"It is way out of Mein Kampfort zone" 😂

[@Otterdisappointment]

“Hans, ich hab en ideas” “Vas is it?” “Let us shurrender”

[@stefanstoyanov2126]

Amazing!

[@Pyjamarama11]

01:00 "To whom" Historical accuracy is important PS. He should be put on a charge for that unbuttoned tunic

[@southern_poacher688]

I do love the good old coat hanger hook hand

[@lsbc9666]

These videos never disappoint!

[@Milwalkie]

The moment when he got knocked out I say, "Well heres the add, lol"