If Fury was a German Film

[@SquireComedy]

Hello chaps. Don't worry if this was a bit too much German for you, normal service shall resume shortly. God I hate subtitles, I can't read whilst I'm also trying to see things! Thanks again go to our brilliant Patreons, and today's sponsor M-teeth! Check them out here: www.mteethofficial.com/discount/Squire20

[@crunchybro123]

hello! any upcoming ideas for videos? if you want i can give you a few! love your work

[@SquireComedy]

@@crunchybro123 Our next video is probably going to be "War Thunder vs World of Warplanes"

[@nathangeorge8308]

I liked the tiger 131 mention It is the last working tiger in the world currently at bovington

[@demonblood4326]

@@nathangeorge8308 i went to see it on sunday. Absolutely stupendious

[@montynelson5033]

@@SquireComedy OH THIS WILL BE GOOD

[@theol.1988]

I don´t think anyone who speaks enough German can understand the incredible amount of humor in the Text. It´s way better than the subtitles suggest.

[@SquireComedy]

Little treat for our German viewers.

[@alexcanplaygames5270]

yeah it is

[@noelblack8159]

„Das klang nach nem‘ Gruß vom Getriebe“ one of my Favourite lines xD

[@MapletreePaper]

@@SquireComedy Du sprechen Deutsch?

[@NashmanNash]

@@SquireComedy A "If Fury was a russian movie" would probably be too boring eh?^^

[@richardlooch2109]

"everybody stop your engines" "petrol is blood" lol

[@SquireComedy]

But what film is that line from? Eh? Welcome to Squire's trivia quiz!

[@gallantcavalier3306]

@@SquireComedy Battle of the Bulge with Robert Shaw and Henry Fonda.

[@dr.brigh0275]

@@SquireComedy its obviusly from Ground forces in a nut shell

[@kingsilas3467]

It’s clearly Sophie’s choice, any other answer is wrong

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@kingsilas3467 WRONG! It's obviously Baby's Day Out!

[@러시아를좋아하는의대]

"Where are you from?" "Dresden." "Ja, you'll be fine." Narrator: He was NOT fine.

[@j.w.b5048]

To be fair, the translation does not do it justice. He says: "Yeah, you will still see enough."

[@rafaelcardoso7210]

ROFL

[@michaelwittmann3479]

to be fair dresden got hammered by b17s lol

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

IN FACT Dresden was NOT FINE. Unless you mean it was pounded into fine powder in which case...

[@JostVanWair]

@@michaelwittmann3479 No sir, it were Lancasters that hammered Dresden.

[@kevinplayz7965]

The plane taking pictures had me dying

[@_Matsimus_]

This was a bloody cinematic masterpiece lol!

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Oi fancy seeing you here! Lol

[@___truegrit___9619]

I'm impressed to see u here too😁

[@mafiosomemer3730]

They're idiotic that makes me loose my mind

[@fiesta061000]

The real Fury movie is a masterpiece..🎥🏚🎖🪖

[@NickariusSN]

@@fiesta061000 it's got some historical flaws but yeah the moral of the story is implemented okay-ish

[@oliverpetroski4205]

"Petroll is blood" - Battle of the Bulge", Robert Shaw portrayng the Panzer commander Martin Hesler...😀

[@SquireComedy]

Too many boys!

[@slimslendy2591]

@@SquireComedy *glosses over the fact that half of them have the iron cross*

[@jonL88]

*Panzerlied intensifies*

[@propellerknight6334]

@@SquireComedy they just give them a tank and hope that they at least know how to call in a Luftwaffe plane... oh wait.

[@54blewis]

SING…….!!!!!……..LOUDER!!!!

[@demonblood4326]

"Its British and boxy " litteraly a description of every british tank ever

[@NefariousKoel]

... Or shaped like a crab.

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

Same as the women... 😏

[@generalkenobi5173]

Eh some british tanks not all

[@HistoryGameV]

@@WALTERBROADDUS From my time in pupils exchange I'd say British women are not very boxy...and they are very good at *ahem* French. I see myself out...

[@demonblood4326]

@@generalkenobi5173 yes ik that lol its not even my quote if you have a problem with it talk to bo time gaming

[@Just_Adrian_]

This german voiceacting is better than cod vanguard

[@SquireComedy]

To be fair, we had some good talent this time!

[@Just_Adrian_]

@@SquireComedy Oh definitly, sounded very good

[@Reichsritter]

So sad that's true

[@TheSwissDemon]

Everything is better than cod vanguard, but yes i agree the voice acting is really good!

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@TheSwissDemon beat me too it lol

[@someonei3596]

6:33 this is how Tiger 1 131 is the last working tiger tank

[@frankfletcher_1]

*Panzerlied playing* "Ah too many boys" Love the Battle of the Bulge reference

[@SquireComedy]

Iconic line

[@isdrevenge8764]

"We'd better not waste our allocated Anti Tank Shell. We might need it later." 6:17 Most underrated joke. made me howl XD.

[@M_Man4409]

"Bring it on micheal shitmen" lol

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Daily allocated anti-tank shell.*

[@Benjamin-578]

I’m guessing this is because the tiger in fury didn’t pen the easy 8 in fury once? Haha

[@siggyunsichtbar6980]

@@Benjamin-578 No i believe its about the fact germany was running out of tungsten (to make ap shells) late in the war.

[@milomoli2830]

@@M_Man4409 it's shipment not shitmen

[@toveychurchill6468]

“If you see no plane at all its the Luftwaffe” someone give him a medal, i spilled my tea laughing at this

[@lexthemystic3541]

It's a German joke from WWII, but, yeah, it's excellent!

[@amaryllisbelladonna3619]

AFAIK that was a real German saying...

[@Raiden6277]

I don't get the reference.

[@heycunt7186]

@@Raiden6277 Luftwaffe was utterly outnumbered by the allies, the constant bombings on German military industries before the D-Day by the Allies, and the bitter air battles in the Soviet Union contributed to the loss of war factories, and less than desirable irons or steel for German forces production made Luftwaffe close to non-existent threat by the time D-Day was a thing

[@amaryllisbelladonna3619]

@@heycunt7186 also the top management of the Luftwaffe (Göring) was completely useless

[@chiptwet8792]

"Not every tank you see has to be a Tiger you know." Good observation, there is a Panther in the group! Jokes aside, excellent work as always.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, awfully kind

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

That Panther Must Have Felt Real Bad Being The Only Medium Tank

[@a-10brrrrrrrrrrr72]

Tho the Panthers front armor is very angeled

[@artificialintelligence8328]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 The panther weighs about as much as a heavy tank of another other nation

[@TankC0mmand3r]

maybe they are panzer 4s 2 seconds later

[@lollorosso4675]

I think the writing of „Füry“ was a nice touch. Honestly, the whole thing is comedy gold.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate!

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

That render of the tiger mowing down the infantry looks extremely impressive. How the hell did you pull that off?

[@panzerabwerkanone]

It's old film stock from the Ypres.

[@republicofoctania9571]

Never expected seeing you here thunder

[@HeroBudu]

"If it bombs you, it's American. If it takes pictures, it's British. If it's burning, it's Russian. If there's no plane, it's the Luftwaffe" - Albert Einstein maybe 1976

[@ArcticArmy]

1976?

[@thegamingallosaurus7281]

He died in the 50s

[@Whiskers4169]

@@thegamingallosaurus7281 that’s the joke

[@markmcgibbon7013]

I feel like that is something that could have been said

[@maoama]

Lmao best quote of the video

[@Gravity_studioss]

As a german, this is indeed accurate Edit: "And if you dont see planes, its the Luftwaffe" Im dying Edit 2: By "Its accurate" I meant that this is an accurate representation of how Fury would look like as a german movie, not that this is a historically accurate battle

[@titan_tanker]

That Luftwaffe part was fkin brilliant lmao

[@ntech1907]

this was a real thing said by the western front soldiers! the joke went as follows: "if you see blue/white, its the americans, if you see green/brown its the british, and if you see nothing, it's the Luftwaffe"

[@HistoryGameV]

Ntech is right, is an actual German WW2 joke.

[@bravomike4734]

I can't tell if its referring to lack of luftwaffe presence or allies plane being held up or denied of airspace by the luftwaffe planes.

[@auspiciouscat5698]

@@bravomike4734 it’s the lack of luftwaffe presence in the air considering they lost air superiority around 1941

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

More realistic then the actual movie, because the Sherman crew is actually confident about going up against the Tiger.

[@SquireComedy]

Now I want to make a short like "If Fury was realistic" and just have the 76 take out the Tiger instantly. Hold my tea

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

@@SquireComedy Tea is taken, don't mind if I sip at it a bit.

[@yoboikamil525]

@@SquireComedy we are still waiting

[@anadaere6861]

@@SquireComedy Tiger shoots from a bush a kilometer away, 76 is dead Credits show, ends Entire tank line is dead/abandoned Ridiculous amounts of CAS arrives

[@paranormalsense6055]

@@SquireComedy The tiger was too far away that the 76 could penetrate it from the front. The tiger would have just stayed at his postion and would have shot faster. And the tiger crew would have known wich tank has the deadly gun for them cause of the look of the canon. So no it wouldn't be good for the movie to be realistic. And still I love this movie.

[@Wuestenkarsten]

Mein Opa hat sich nicht mehr erholt von so vielen Lachen, jetzt hat er Sauerstoffmangel und liegt unter dem Bett....;-) und lacht immer noch!

[@tSp289]

7:23 Is that ZF Digby from SovietWomble's videos? Sounds like him.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeees

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

@@SquireComedymarvelous shot Can’t wait to home and develop that

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

2:26 The laughter of the American just never gets old. Never :D

[@Fox277]

The new kekw?

[@isdrevenge8764]

"Until they drown themselves in a shit filled pool, they're our problem."

[@tonyromano6220]

Ikr?

[@jamez_3824]

Legit who is the one that does his voice acting

[@confederateghst4362]

@@jamez_3824 thegamingsoviet (TGS)

[@CT-Clone]

"I'm just trying to land!" Poor pilot 😅

[@rootbeerking2892]

Unfortunately too relatable...

[@banebladecommanderchristia7951]

Oh definitely if you're a German bomber main

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@banebladecommanderchristia7951 me262 out of fuel as well

[@prasaite]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 and only 20 h training german pilots in 1945

[@agniteyt]

HOLD ON I'M ON HIM

[@WG55]

They say it takes five Tigers to take out one Hollywood Sherman.

[@michaelwittmann3479]

LMAO

[@scobra5941]

@@michaelwittmann3479 Hey, Shittman! How's it goin'?

[@hasnicktir5310]

@@scobra5941 Does S in front of cobra stand for shit also dont whoosh me ik its a quote from the video

[@Mr..Malice]

"That's PAINT!"

[@Mechator_Rex]

Das Getriebe grüßt, der Gang war drin. This video has a lot of funny classic German jokes. Thank you for digging them up.

[@GROSSERWEISSERHAI]

HAHAHA! Man, i have no words to explain the level of humor in this video! Congratulations to the creators! And by the way the german's commander voice is insane! Thumbs up and one more subscriber here!

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

"TAKE THIS!" *proceeds to take photos only* I died xD

[@theol.1988]

So did I. I had to pause the video to go and buy some groceries, and when I was about to pay for all of the good things I burst out in laughter about that. I hope noone's ears were hurt permanently.

[@cardiv5zuikaku944]

Saame, that scene is just pure gold

[@safakcelebi5026]

Lol

[@thunderbird1921]

The poor tank crew. That was so morbid...and yet I loved it!

[@thatconspiracyguyagain9410]

7:15 😂😂😂

[@piercecowley255]

After all these years: American fury British fury German fury Finally, I have them all

[@Schnittertm1]

What about Russian Fury? Possibly Italian Fury? French or Polish, perhaps even?

[@xenomorphlad9895]

@@Schnittertm1 JAPANESE FURY!!!

[@gotanygrapes5594]

@@xenomorphlad9895 thay ain't gonna stand a chanxe

[@Kenshi_2900]

@@xenomorphlad9895 chi tos and some Chi ha Kai's against a Stuart

[@davidgruen7423]

*Füry

[@christosvoskresye]

Every US tank should be fitted with a Dukes of Hazzard horn.

[@jreese46]

They're not?

[@christosvoskresye]

@@jreese46 I'll put it in my presidential platform. In fact, vote for me, and if elected, I'll replace the presidential limo with an Abrams tank painted like the General Lee.

[@LewisVinyl]

@@christosvoskresye I’ll vote

[@Dragon-Believer]

If Dukes of Hazard was a German tv show.

[@Humvy01]

0:09 Did I really hear he got a hole in his left wing? magnificent indeed

[@SquireComedy]

Yes, indeed!

[@Timothy_James]

​@@SquireComedyhello I'm am a big fan mr squire

[@samhebrank1903]

🐌

[@lordadorable1140]

2:11 as the British began to regret letting Patton push into Germany, the Irish were very much amused on what followed

[@montynelson5033]

Saw the notification and immediately thought “this will be gold” I will be dispatching a like by carrier pigeon shortly though it may take a while to arrive.

[@SquireComedy]

Good man! I'll watch out for it!

@@SquireComedy But dont shoot it. Its a courtmartial offence now.

[@rpersen]

@ Nice Blackadder reference. I salute you sir.

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

"But I want to see some action, sir!" "Where are you from?" "Dresden!" "Yeah, you'll be fine." ... Ouch. That's a dark joke xD

[@timmythetechpriest5177]

All those SS railroads, burned to a crisp. All those cocaine-addicted maniacs set aflame

[@user-yx3yc6ly5f]

The subtitles Here are a Bit of , He Said "aber Herr Kommandant , ich will doch die 88 krachen lassen" which translates to " but Commander , i want to Let the 88 rip" (88 refering to the 88mm Canon)

[@theol.1988]

Actually, he says something along the lines of: "But commander, I want to let the 8.8 go boom." "Where are you from" "Dresden" "Yup, you will see enough."

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

@@theol.1988 Yes, I'm a native German speaker (too), I noticed that as well. Still, the subtitles bring the joke across very nicely.

[@nathangeorge8308]

Haha when us brits bombed it to oblivion

[@jarrodkopf6813]

0:04 German pilot: "I'm trying to land my plane!" 0:09 Allied pilots: "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

[@SquireComedy]

*Colourized footage 1945

[@Jan_372]

And for Me262s it's more than true. As US pilots generally followed them around a lot until they landed. At which point the airfield usually went up in flames for some reasons, including the 262s on there.

[@Dejaelvicio507]

@@Jan_372 always at the end little fuel range (262, K-4).

[@prasaite]

@@Jan_372 And average german new pilot in 1945 had only 20h training. So they realy tryed landing (average new american pilot in 1945 had 600h training)

[@mfree80286]

@@Dejaelvicio507 And the longer you could keep an Me262 on power, the better the chance an engine would puke it's blades out.

[@staramas1733]

That damn wheeze when the American sees the Churchill killed me

[@blockifahad]

"Hold you we should have asked that boy in the last village for directions." "He was caring a panzerfaust!" 3:17 XD

[@nattananchunbunluesook8474]

H1tler’s Youth💀

[@yankee1376]

My dad (US Army) used to tell the story of of being on guard duty alone at night in 1944. He had a tiny shack, an M-1 Carbine, and five bullets, which was all his company commander would allow them to carry (he was afraid of friendly fire). Anyway it was the hour before dawn and he heard the 'clickety click' sound of metal German tank tracks approaching and knew he was in trouble. He had just enough time to run a few feet and get behind a tree as German tank rounded the corner and stopped at his little checkpoint. he peeked around the tree and saw the German commander standing up in the hatch with a map out, lost apparently. The German looked up and saw Dad. Dad said : " all he had to do was nudge the gunner with is foot and i would have been cut in half, so I stepped out from the tree, snapped out a salute and held it." The German stared in the bad light, then slowly returned the salute and told the driver to get going. " What did you do then Dad? " I asked. " Do ? I GOT THE JESUS OUTTA THERE.! That's what I did"

[@yankee1376]

he was pretty clear it was tracked, and every tank was a tiger to GI's. Not sure where it was, definitely France in the fall or early winter 1944 (US Third Army). He ran to the command post, woke up the Sargent and told him a German tank just drove through. His Sargent told him there were no German tanks left and he was 'full of sh*t'. Then the field phone rang and the Sargent started yelling to wake everyone up because German tanks were coming through. They were an ordnance unit, all mechanics, so they had to bug out fast. Which they did or I wouldn't exist to share this story.

[@5co756]

@@yankee1376 Well cool story , does'nt sound like the bad Germans we see in every movie .

[@yankee1376]

@@5co756 50 years on i served alongside Germans in Bosnia. Good guys. There's a lesson there somewhere.

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

Holy ...

[@davidj9677]

"Shoot him! He's lining up on tiger 131!" Comedy gold

[@niume7468]

Explain?

[@labaker23]

@@niume7468 Tiger 131 was knocked out in the Africa campaign due to a round to the turret ring from a British Churchill and now it is at the Bovington tank museum where it has been fully restored to be the last operational Tiger.

[@niume7468]

@@labaker23 thanks m8.

[@enlg3750]

@@labaker23 actually I don't think what took out the 131 was a Churchill, but yeah it was a similarly powered 75mm gun indeed

[@DaMatchstick]

@@labaker23 fun fact, there is actually a tiger in australia which they are restoring(or have restored) to be opperational, in the Australian armour and artilerty museum

[@Lower_Mainland_Railfan]

request: If the Movie Midway was a Japanese Film

[@SquireComedy]

Hopefully our American accents are better than our Japanese ones.

[@ColinTheFurryYT]

@@SquireComedy untergang but it is a Norwegian film

[@matthewcoleman1919]

@@SquireComedy Just say YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW a lot. Also be inappropriately loud, oddly optimistic under the circumstances, and absurdly but somehow endearingly presumptuous. May want to invest in a fanny-pack. Oh, and tip generously but expect everyone in the entire universe to speak English. Does that hit all of the important cliches?

[@maxwellhohensee9787]

God that movie makes me want to vomit.

[@darthmeta6445]

@@matthewcoleman1919 Don’t forget to bring guns. Like a lot of guns… like, ALL of the guns.

[@993ti]

2:45 The voice actor of the Sherman sounds like Warpath from Transformers, he only needed to compliment the sentences with Bang, Zowie, kablam!

[@stuartnelmes348]

“Bring it on Michael shitman” had my dying 😂

[@m-teeth779]

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[@SquireComedy]

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Just bought a new electric toothbrush week ago and found this amazingly cute one. Regret buying that one too early...

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[@jreese46]

@@m-teeth779 I would like more information about the halogen smile.

[@kaih7647]

As a German, I really appreciate the superb voice acting, it's truly excellent!

[@SquireComedy]

Glad you think so, old bean!

[@Serrano-787]

The American is my spirit animal. As an American myself. I fully endorse Squire's interpretation of any American.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahaha! Brilliant.

[@proudamerican183]

🇺🇸 Agreed 🇺🇸

[@proudamerican183]

@@PetroleumPatches Good. 🇺🇸

[@proudamerican183]

@@PetroleumPatches You obviously didn't read my description all that accurately. Or if ya did, you're not taking things in right.

[@proudamerican183]

@@PetroleumPatches Perhaps you want me to bolden *IF* ? Really emphasize the IF?

[@Josh_TheBoos]

I couldn’t hold my laughter after he missed and the German said that was a low velocity gun xD

[@dullishdino832]

The RAF air support photographing the Churchill getting taken out got me good lol.

[@unitedgavin2742]

I love the voice actor for the American tank driver's in these videos, he's hilarious

[@daemonofdecay]

“Where are you from?” “Dresden.” “Yeah, you’ll be fine.” Oh that’s a *burn* right there.

[@pac1fic055]

🔥

[@stepbrohelpimstuck2480]

300,000 civilians died.

[@mustang5132]

@@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 lmao you’re literally spreading nazi propaganda by repeating that stupid nonsense number. Nice one 👍🏼

[@stepbrohelpimstuck2480]

@@mustang5132 It's not a nonsense number. Millions of people lived in that city and it was completely wiped from the map as a city. Some even claim 500,000.The 25,000 was the number of bodies they found that weren't complete ash. Also, listen to the first hand accounts of the pilots whom witnessed their own bombings. They literally witness it as hell on earth, that's how great the flames were.

[@mustang5132]

@@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 believe your bullshit if you want. I know you’ve seen the evidence since you mentioned the real number of around 25,000 (as confirmed by the city of Dresden in the 21st century) but if you wanna believe real Nazi propaganda go right ahead. You probably read something like slaughterhouse 5 or listen to that H3 podcast. If you want real information, watch the video about Dresden from three arrows and look at all his sources too.

[@silverwolf5643]

“Christ! Get us out of here! Driver step on it!” *Proceed to reverse in 2Km/h* British tank at its finest … always forward never backward … *See Archer*

[@Iris_n_Parti]

I absolutely love the joke that the German Tank Commander mentioned that British Planes only take photographs, so when the British Churchill called in Air Support, the moment it was going to strike only for it to be an Aerial Photograph shot

[@jenclydelemosnero2529]

5:12 "simple explanation comes great understanding".

[@MrAwsomenoob]

Tiger facing a sherman again: I've been looking forward to this. Sherman easy 8: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.

[@miatamatt7105]

Easy 8: you have met my final form

[@steffent.6477]

@@miatamatt7105 Final form is Jumbo with 76mm gun ;)

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

Sherman: I've been waiting for you ... We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, but now I am the master. Pershing Tiger Tamer: Step back, gramps and hold my beer

[@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217]

Good, twice the muzzle velocity, double the penetration!

[@robd5237]

"My eyes were closed, as I was listening to classical music" Was he also being measured for a new uniform?

[@christosvoskresye]

Just after that, he flew into a sudden and inexplicable rage.

[@SquireComedy]

@@christosvoskresye but not before picking up ze telephone and saying "GET ME THE FUHRER!"

[@robd5237]

@@SquireComedy the reason for his uniform being a slightly different color is never explained

[@justkiddingde6506]

@@robd5237 could you please tell me what you're referring to? 😅

[@Lindergood]

@@justkiddingde6506 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5C9Z6esbMiEo68 That.

[@acer8123]

"These things are a nightmare to repair in the field, look at all those interleaved road wheels." As someone who has refurbished numerous tiger tanks in tank mechanic simulator, I can confirm

[@carnavalpiano39]

Yeah same

[@tomoyaitoi6813]

”Remind me of Dieppe” glad I can understand the joke

[@spartanx9293]

4:18 it's an easy 8 it can most definitely hurt you

[@Zzrik]

Now we just need "If the movie Kelly's heroes was a German film ".

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"Hans, we need to go steal all the french gold and smuggle it back home" *WW2 begins*

[@davidturcotte5677]

American Shermans coming out of the train tunnel playing "We are the World".....

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

That would be fun 🤩🤩🤩

[@vedadc.8727]

Famous last words: “Bring it on Michael Shitman!” That line is just too good 😂

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

And disrespectful against a war hero

[@Indylimburg]

@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 I respect Wittmann, have even visited his grave, but war hero?

[@vedadc.8727]

@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 To be fair it is a comedy skit, I don’t believe the disrespect is genuine at the end of the day. Comedy is to be taken lightly and everything is fair game. But I understand your point respectfully.

[@GR46404]

Oh, I didn't get the Wittman reference. I went to school with a kid named Michael Shipman, and I wondered if he had become famous.

[@noskill7272]

“Right engagement with enemy tanks, two probable knocked out. But we only fired once! Well I’m a very good shot OKAY?” Bloody love it. Keep it up

[@chrischrist4160]

"If you don´t see planes its the Luftwaffe" killed me 😂😂😂

[@MrEndrius79]

5:16 The explanation on how to recognize planes is fantastic XD

[@Can_ix]

The Luftwaffe recognition part killed me

[@MrEndrius79]

@@Can_ix me too

[@4thmonitorion731]

I love how one Tiger went first and talked about how is he invincible because that summarizes new Tiger 1 players.

[@marvinparker9151]

Man that „Füry“ had me rolling around the floor for far longer than im willing to admit!

[@vHindenburg]

Yeah me too ...Ich kugel mich auf dem Boden vor Lachen.

[@ragnarx88]

As a German, I can confirm that this is 100% acurate.

[@blaulachsbube772]

Is aber wirklich gut geworden 😂😂

[@sergeantsalty1236]

Schwachsinn

[@dercaptain1625]

Also grammatikalisch schon

[@HowdyHartholz]

Ein Sherman hatte frontal keine Chance gegen den Tiger I

[@texan_commando]

“Bring it on Micheal Shittmann!” Im crying, good comeback

[@renezijlstra3363]

3:26 ''WOAH! Jesus Christ! We got a whole bunch-a Tigers ahead!'' ''Not every tank you see has to be a Tiger y'know, They're probably just.. Panzer IVs- Oop, nope they're tigers.'' That one Panther in the line: ''Am i a joke to you?''

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Now all we need is a Aussie film version

[@SquireComedy]

Too much bad language for KZbin I'm afraid.

[@Gravity_studioss]

'hank foh sahding ahead, whanka!

[@xanpenguin754]

@@SquireComedy lol. I suppose the Aussies holding a defensive position for longer than any would have thought likely.

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

@C0lorman waving a white flag out the main gun

[@DaMatchstick]

@@SquireComedy either that or half of it will be bleeping

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

Hearing that Dixie Horn brings you both a sense of great joy and great dread because you know that American tank commander will both make the situation better and worse.

[@davidturcotte5677]

Somethins gotta give!

[@stein5763]

“If Fury Was a British Film” is one of my favourites, so happy to see a faithful adaptation of the classic for German audiences! More great work from you guys!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks old chap! Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@DAHDAHah]

The random screaming at the start of the video and then the random “hes got a hole in his left wing”😂😂😂😂

[@henryplantagenet219]

Seitenvorgelege …. ha …. Translate that … this film kills me every time. Poor Klaus ;-) guess with crab tank on the left was the Panther meant? Tststs. Why Dresden? before or after Feb 45? Marvelous shot! All in all and great pieces of entertainment and a incredible compression of humor and history .

[@TheoHawk316]

"I told you we should've asked that boy in the last village for directions!" "He was carrying a panzerfaust" Hmm, could explain a few things.

[@general.skullfaceimperial1050]

"I doubt there barely even serviceable" Is that A Bridge Too Far quote i hear?

[@SquireComedy]

But sir, they are tanks...

[@general.skullfaceimperial1050]

@@SquireComedy The Man, The Legend. (also if you guys have never seen A Bridge Too Far, go watch it...its goooood)

[@inisipisTV]

@@SquireComedy Perhaps you need some rest for a while.

[@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217]

​@@SquireComedy They've still got guns!

[@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217]

@@inisipisTV Now look here, Inisipis. This time the party's on. And no one's going to call it off.

[@shadow3dfx]

This is probably the best video that squire has made! the jokes, the voices, the production, EVEN THE AD WAS FUNNY! 1945 out of 10!

[@SquireComedy]

Glad you enjoyed it mate! Thanks for the support :)

[@boomboomyourdoomdoom1767]

@@SquireComedy should have had the French in the French panther acting like spy’s leading from the front leading the Germans tanks away from Germany

[@johnsmith1926]

It will be hard to forget the ad until my dentist appointment in two weeks..

[@judgedread2173]

I come here for that single part in the beginning because it’s funny as shit because it’s so goddamn true.

[@marcelthevirginian1656]

I loved the line where the American TC said he was personally going to run over Hitler's head! That had me laughing out lout.

[@timixl00]

The british plane taking pictures killed me How you all come up with so funny content. Even the toothbrush ad was funny damn i love you guys nein homo

[@jannie6376]

“You got blood on it” “It’s waterproof” More like blood-proof🤣

[@m-teeth779]

Yes yes, we are surely waterproof! 😂

[@ecoooo541]

@@m-teeth779 Not robot, a live sponsor here!

[@m-teeth779]

@@ecoooo541 🤖️🤖️🤖️

[@MetalCooking666]

“Where are you from?” “Dresden.” “Yeah, you’ll be fine.”

[@Oceanbestie]

"I will drive over Adolf Hitlers head PERSONALLY." what a mood

[@montynelson5033]

Genuinely think this is one of the best adverts out there. The PPI and Grammarly guys need you desperately

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate - We loved this one

[@m-teeth779]

Agreed, creative and humorous contents! 😀

[@SgtPotatoChip6356]

"Bring up the PIAT!" I smell A Bridge Too Far reference! Except no Leopard 1s around to ruin your British lines.

[@SanityWasTaken]

"Aircraft spotted sir, how do we tell if it's friendly? That's easy, when you see an aircraft bombing you, it's American, when it takes a photograph of you, it's British, when you see a burning plane, it's Russian, and when you see no plane at all, it's the Luftwaffe"

[@GraveDigger388]

"For the last time Klaus, stop grinding it!!" LMAO... Aaaah...now I wanna play CoH...

[@SquireComedy]

I miss it too.

[@АлексейОрлов-ф7ц]

I absolutely enjoy the way British characters speak in Squire's videos. This is that very language I've learned by reading books in English, before my taste degraded into following KZbin recommendations. I wonder, do people actually speak this way in England or anywhere else? With great respect, from St. Petersburg, Russia

[@chrismc2288]

The horn on the Sherman was probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this channel 😂

[@lilyschrodingy3600]

Reminds me of carnival horns here in the PH 😭😭😂

[@L0stEngineer]

The downside of living in the 2020's is that I missed all those corny 1960's WW2 tv series like "Combat" Thank you Squire for rectifying this grave injustice!

[@SquireComedy]

We love old corny stuff!

[@Egilhelmson]

No , you didn’t. Shecky Greene is still available at least once per DVD. I bought a couple disks, a few years ago.

[@franzivan4567]

Now i want to see "If red tails was a german film" Or "If kelly's heroes was a british film"

[@jreese46]

Moriarty becomes Holmes's nemesis, but only after he was done bombarding Oddball with negative waves?

[@ChosenOne-nh7bc]

5:26 what crazy boomerang magic was that

[@wooeo9962]

Lesson of the story, it takes 5 tigers and a panther to kill a sherman and a churchill

[@bestservedrandom2892]

5:30 basically the jug or mustang guy who dies in an attack run and leaves the game without scoring a kill

[@Farm172DII]

2:21 Eddie,Eddie tell the command we knocked out another tank! (kettle sounds) What the hell is that?? -American 2021

[@Kashban]

The British pilot just taking pictures instead of helping his comrades really had me ROTFL hard 😂

[@rayotoxi1509]

7:29 More of those things please HAHA

[@henderson023]

"Stop! That's a low-velocity gun! Shut off your engines, petrol is blood!" I'm dying here xD

[@100dampf]

Bombs -> American Picture - British Burning -> Russian None -> German Plane coming in with Rockets, ends with burning and no plane. So it's actually a russo german hybrid?

[@s.r.6533]

+ it bombed a poor bloke doing his big business with his carcass (so that is bombing (American) + Kamikaze (Japanese) ). That plane must be from the future

[@Jeff-yx9rp]

1:57 "My God Klaus, for the last time, stop grinding it!" - I swear that's a CoH1 voice line reference 6:46 "Can't you drive any faster, Klaus?" Another one I think lol

[@ArxInvicta]

Thought I was the only one who noticed all the CoH references xD

[@archer8849]

4:40 "try not to shoot each other" - one of volksgrenadiers phrases

[@Schoman1995]

Awesome content as always, and nice little touch with 'a bridge too far' at the end!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks old bean!

[@fosterparent7477]

ya know, I fully expected the brit to pop out of the tank with a chain sword.

[@alexrobertson1472]

Honestly not sure what was better, the video or the advert.

[@SquireComedy]

We'll see that as our job well done!

[@alexrobertson1472]

@@SquireComedy Victory brews on me lads!