Every Homeschooled Kid

"For science I had Brayden's mom, for health I had Brayden's sister."
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[@martiebrown7080]

These guys are absolutely hilarious 😂 😅👏👏 always have me rolling with laughter! Everyone that not a ghostie you gotta go over to their GHOSTRUNNERS PODCAST!! ❤

[@musicboy16]

Yes! Totally worth it!

[@oreosandpeanutbutter16]

“ Jedidiah, stop. You’re acting like a public school kid. Gross.” 😂 I diedddd

[@julesc1437]

Me too!! That was so funny!! The whole thing was great!

[@beccafields7902]

The eye brows raised when he said the word “gross” 😂😭

[@bernadettelloyd9154]

that was such an insult growing up OMW

[@CarolineMosesComedy]

A few weeks ago one of my friends dressed up as a public schooler for Halloween.

[@WavesNGames]

When I was homeschooled we sold candy to the public schools when they got off the bus. You could say I was an entrepreneur.

[@Zizzyyzz]

Smart kid.

[@sarahdenton7559]

That’s genius! Why didn’t I think of that 🤦‍♀️

[@Pizza78517]

"In anatomy. I'm pre-k" oh my goodness 😂

[@seth5778]

100% accurate

[@kristingoettlicher3503]

That was the best line.😂

[@tkaart2242]

Hilarious!

[@sondraj.brandon2264]

Hilarious!😂

[@kodybendele9220]

Nothing wrong with home school when public school looks the way it does haha

[@Lightninboltyf]

As a homeschooler i approve of this message

[@Sammy_lukky_kappy]

I don’t

[@shanevassallo]

Me too

[@hollydayrobert]

lol! I have to say that it was 30% true for us (uh, our youngest is named EzraKiah🤭) but the other 70% was definitely true of other homeschoolers in our Co-op. So collectively 100% true. Too funny

[@TheAngryAmerican.]

me three

[@chocolateearrings]

Any challenges you face homeschooling? How many classes do you teach your kids + other kids?

[@dbruinslot]

2014: “don’t homeschool, those kids end up weird!” 2023: public school kids identify at cats and schools have litter boxes for them

[@kassandra0]

“You wake up HOW EARLY? I only wake up early on Sunday’s” is one of the most accurate things I’ve heard in a while 😂

[@LordBobbert]

Oof! So accurate! All you missed was the fact that everyone has chickens and about half of homeschoolers study Latin at one point or another

[@tkaart2242]

So true!!!

[@backyardrebel2149]

Excuse me! I have ducks, not chickens. 😂

[@Elven.]

wait! teaching them latin was my idea for when I have kids... whatever

[@marinaarchibald6954]

Brought back a memory of 10 year old me, looking at a school bus and saying "suckers".

[@mamabear5cubs109]

Considering modern public schools design is based off of prison we call those busses “prison wagons” in this house🤣

[@kingofthorns203]

Homeschool kids are the future. Protect these angels at all costs.

[@jck6920]

Agreed 🎉

[@bluestripes6037]

I really think so. There's a lot of personal instability being churned out with the public schooled.

[@jessicakirdyashev5797]

This was so funny because we have known so many precious homeschoolers that are a lot like this. But, as homeschoolers, I can also say, from our personal experience, that not all of us are so "judgy". I think most parents are doing the best they can, homeschool, private school or public schooling. I do often make fun of our family, that we're not "real" homeschoolers because we don't play violin or harp, we don't sew and wear denim jumpers and we don't grind our own wheat. 😂

[@evirgil84]

Good for you not being judgy! Being raised a homeschooler we definitely were! 🤣

[@tkaart2242]

It is spot on but I do grind my own wheat and make my own detergent but we are a hybrid acceditatied school. Denim jumpers reminds me of the Duggars.

[@mikedundee65]

Same here. Lol

[@allieoneal2033]

Yeah, when I hear my son repeating something disparaging that he must have heard at co-op, I remind him that most of his friends at church go to public school, and they're also great kids.

[@jessicakirdyashev5797]

​@@tkaart2242I guess I do make my own detergent...you got me there!

[@jl8138]

"What grade am I in? It's complicated...." Got me.

[@amysiebert4752]

As a graduate of my own illustrious homeschool, "I only wake up early on Sundays," really got me... 😂

[@em_rodd]

As a raised homeschooler who married a raised homeschooler, who are now raising homeschoolers…..this was spot on.

[@NellYoungling]

"In math, I'm a senior. In English, I'm a freshman. And in anatomy, I'm Pre-K." 😂😂😂

[@jach2513]

As a homeschooler who is now studying robotics in college, I appreciated this connection being made.

[@MaryElaine11]

I wasn’t homeschooled but I have always found it interesting that while in college, all of my friends who had been homeschooled were literally the smartest ones and quite advanced in their abilities compared to the public schooled. There has to be something to it. I wonder!

[@chocolateearrings]

TRUE! Now I wanna look it up

[@AlbertaRose94]

Homeschool associations or co-ops do offer specialized courses for those who want to go to an accredited college or university.

[@c7bluerose]

They’re taught how to learn independently, which is a lifelong skill. Although Montessori does this too (my oldest went there for 5 years). We homeschool now and I see a desire to explore/curiosity n my kids regularly, so we explore. 😊

[@Kattywagon29]

I have three kids and I was able to homeschool the youngest one. My oldest is very smart and had a full academic tuition to college and failed and got kicked out. Why? Because public school did not teach him how to learn independently. He also was never challenged in anyway even though he was in gifted classes. He also never learned how to study because everything had come so easily to him. When he got to college, it was too much and he broke - he didn't know how to deal with it and didn't know how to ask for help. He was so disappointed with himself. You might say this was my fault, but the reality is when your kid is getting good grades and testing well, you don't think about it. He was also in the highest tier of orchestra and was 2nd violin, so why would I think anything is wrong? My middle child was in the middle academically. She's a creative and always did just enough to get by academically (though she did excel at the things that interested her). I never pushed her academically, (other than to make sure she actually completed her work and didn't bring home grades less than C's) because why would I? She's foremost an artist, writer, thespian and musician and having high math or science scores was useless to her. She got into college and graduated before her friends even did cuz she wanted to get out of there so badly! LOL I homeschooled my youngest and he is by far the best prepared for college - he just graduated this summer. Why? Because I was there every step in the way. I didn't accept subpar work or excuses. I didn't hand feed him stuff and I made him figure things out for himself. We worked together to figure out his best learning style and different ways to determine which time management and workload options suited him best. Having one on one attention was key. I knew what he struggled with, and we could spend more time on those things. For others, once he got it, we could move on and not waste time.

[@chocolateearrings]

I ended up looking into homeschooling, and I'm in love with the concept! However, I'm yet to hear a bad experience from it and I'd like to, so I can have a well-rounded opinion of my own. Everything I've sound seems very positive, almost too positive, no challenge? Slow learner kids? etc.

[@Lightninboltyf]

"Carry a pocket knife at all times, you never know." Only one? every homeschooler carries at least 5 at a time

[@gunsgalore7571]

I know, I was about to say. As a homeschooler, a pocketknife is bare minimum. If I'm on a road trip or something, I've got my Bowie on my left hip.

[@The0vum]

Why? What's the deal with knives?

[@gunsgalore7571]

@@The0vum Homeschoolers are often also preppers, which means they're always thinking ahead about problems they might come across. Thus, they're always prepared, and a pocketknife is always considered a good thing to have as they come in handy in a variety of situations. Homeschoolers often also carry around other short-term supplies, like 32-oz water bottles, snacks, extra cash if they have it, flashlights, etc. Your more hardcore types might also have a "bug-out bag" in their car for more extreme disasters, complete with a radio, compass, firearm and ammunition, tool kit, matches, etc.

[@The0vum]

@@gunsgalore7571 Thanks for the intel!

[@Lightninboltyf]

@@gunsgalore7571 my friend carries like 10 knives at all times some might not even be legal lol. also yes extra cash is a must expecially a water bottle and always if you go on a trip twice as many clothes as you need. who knows maybe you will fall in a puddle twice a day lol

[@masonpyle5929]

I was in public school K-4, private Christian school 5-6, and homeschool 7-12. So I got a taste of everything. I remember how sheltered the kids in my co-op were.

[@sammymarrco2]

same

[@becklyn3]

K-6 homeschool, 7th private school 8-12 public school. Yep same here.

[@Katie-cw1hs]

K-5th public school, 6th-8th private Christian school, 9th-12th homeschooled 😄

[@kaykayhawk]

Pre K - 1st Homeschool, 2nd-4th Public school, 5th-11th Christian private school, & 12th secular private school.

[@t.j.7574]

Lol I had similar experience. Kindergarten and first grade I was in public school, second grade Christian school, third-seventh grade I was homeschooled, eighth-tenth grade Christian school, eleventh grade I did homeschool and community college and graduated early lol.

[@BottomOfTheLineup]

My sister and I memorized the ten commandments and we got to go to Cici's!😂😂😂

[@mariekelley7557]

My husband and I are public school kids who stumbled into homeschooling our crew. This was hilarious and accurate😂

[@heatherfitzgerald7260]

Same

[@OrangeGorilla516]

I listened to y’all podcast while I mowed lawns, and I would routinely be asked why I loved lawn mowing so much. I was confused until I realized that I always had a big smile on my face from listening to Ghostrunners. Keep up the great work!

[@alltheotherthings8410]

The “we didn’t dance” facial expression change GOT me as someone who went to a religious boarding school

[@theadaptationstationmaster]

You know what? Call me a Mama's boy but I'm actually glad I was homeschooled for so long because my mother and I got to know each other so well. Why would I rather have spent that time "bonding" with a bunch of snot-nosed kids whose names I wouldn't be able to remember now than with a parent whom I'm stuck with for life? (Seriously, is anyone still friends with their best pals from middle school?) Besides which, I was public schooled before I was home schooled, and I never actually made friends with anyone there. LOL. Not that anyone hated me, or I hated anyone. I've just always found kids annoying even when I was one myself.

[@austinmccool2463]

That Cici's pizza reference is too deep to be fake

[@margaretthemagnificent]

My dad’s favorite place to treat us was Cici’s pizza… and I once memorized Jude. No lie detected.

[@musicboy16]

As a veteran homeschooler, I can confirm this is true.

[@EmmaGrace2552]

Yep

[@KathyHutto]

“My hero? JRR Tolkien” 😂🤣😂

[@joscelyngreenfield9775]

Homeschooled all the way through 11th grade. My mom asked me what science and math I wanted to take senior year, and I said AP physics and AP prob and stats. She thought about it for a while, told me she didn’t want to teach those, and was going to send me to public school. I told her I didn’t know what I did to make her hate me, but I was so sorry. 😂

[@cathystinar124]

We did NOT DANCE!!!! Mwahhahahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gpaine]

At some point I almost thought you were going to break into Amish Paradise lyrics. 😂

[@gpaine]

"For science I had Brayden's mom, and for health, I had Brayden's sister."

[@evirgil84]

SO accurate it pretty much gave me flashbacks to my homeschooled childhood. Loved the Biology joke. 👏🏻

[@pj2264]

My wife homeschools our kids… and makes sourdough 😆

[@gamingwithpinkster640]

Two of my friends in college homeschooled, and literally every single one of these was spot-on!

[@radmomthoughts3507]

Legos, Biblical names, goat milk, essential oils, I only wake up early on Sundays, different levels for different subjects, go places on weekday mornings, oh man, all so spot on! I was homeschooled and I'm raising my kids the same way! Love it!

[@jojospeechy4848]

Love sheltered & homeschool kid. And when you slip into the "r". 😂😂😅😅

[@michele3964]

So many funny lines! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

[@JMarieCAlove]

Lol… My sister has four daughters, the youngest is three so she teaches the oldest three then spends time with her youngest to read, learn shapes, colors, games for toddlers. And one hour of Bible lessons. They just get a, “Good for you!” or “You did good”! No special dinners or presents, then they would always expect a gift… So I spoiled them! 😅.. My three older nieces are really smart, but love to goof off during learning time, that frustrates my sister lol.. I sometimes help my sister to watch the three year old and play with her. My nieces have a very busy active life and not just from their church, other fun times, groups and ballet, nature walks, picnics with with neighbors and their kids, all outside of their church time, and they do dance since my sister plays 80s and 90s music and the girls love to dance or practice their classical ballet and put on recitals for our family..the oldest daughter has to be the boss. Lol.. And they have dances at their church for the kids or family buffet night. My sister has them on a schedule education routine and they’re done by 1:00. The girls have neighborhood friends who go to public schools and no judgment from the parents. And she made sure to teach them chores..the girls don’t listen well for chores lol.. And the spend time with me and they can go on vacation any time of the week. She does make healthy meals and the girls love my sisters cooking but nothing raw or look like it came from a science class! Lol She will buy them Happy Meals, pizza, just whatever to save time. Since the girls are sociable, my sister will let them go to middle school and high school. I think it’s wearing on my sister lol

[@nbarbettini]

I was homeschooled K-12. My favorite restaurant growing was CiCi's Pizza 😂 You nailed it!

[@liliarosales1961]

“What grade am i in? It’s complicated…” freaking Hilarious !

[@beccacoleman498]

As a homeschooling mom, i dont know weather to laugh or cry 😂 i worry so mich about my kifs and what theyre learning, or rather what theyre supposed to learn that im missing. I was public school all the way, and i hated it so much. The only good that came out it was art class and the boy i fell in love with and married.

[@mtgrits]

I don't know WHETHER to laugh or cry at your post. If you truly are a homeschooling mom, and not someone posing as one trying to make them look stupid, then I can only hope you will learn along with your children correct usage of our language including proper punctuation, capitalization and spelling.

[@intherockies]

Wow, how rude!

[@arabellamousseau3344]

The amount of times that I've said, "Well, it's kinda complicated" when someone has asked me what grade I am? Off the charts.

[@TruthBeTold0914]

They're parents must hate them, why else would them send them there? 🤣 🎯

[@Seraphicallia]

This resonates on sooooo many levels.... My husband and I may or may not have gone unicycling together on our 2nd date... I'm one of 8 (homeschooled) and now have 4 kids in 5 years whom I'm homeschooling. Yes, Tolkein was my hero. I had multiple entrepreneur ventures going by the time I was 15. And I do make my own sourdough.

[@margaretthemagnificent]

Do you have a pocket knife?

[@BlakeMcG24]

Jake was homeschooled for sure 😂

[@sarahalderton8303]

I would say this is about 50% correct. I was homeschooled k-12 and have a very normal life. Im at a public university now and didn't experience any culture shock if that tells you anything. But yah a lot of other homeschoolers are this way lol

[@joeyinman3894]

I am a proud homeschooled kid just like you were

[@andijosmiles]

House Trained!! It made it 😂

[@caramia4483]

Everyone’s moms teach all the co-op classes 😂😂 Yeah, that was how it was and I always got a kick out of it 😂😂

[@sawyeranderson1394]

I was homeschooled and private schooled 😎 peek superiority achieved

[@mandogrogurescuedogs]

Lol I love how they’re in anatomy pre-K so true of most homeschoolers

[@bucklen62189]

**Timon approves**

[@LivingQuiteSimply]

Lol. As a homeschooling mom, this really had me laughing. One of my sons said “I could say almost all of that except that I don’t go to a co-op.” Lol. You’re hilarious. I had no idea you weren’t homeschooled!

[@thousandfootdeepend1278]

As a homeschool grad, this is one of the best videos poking fun at homeschoolers in a lighthearted way! It gave me pleanty of laughs. 😂😂😂

[@imjessedale]

I was so homeschooled we used to get excited when Jehovah's Witnesses showed up, because it meant we got to see a human life form that wasn't family!

[@sheshemac200]

Good thing we’re unschoolers over here because this is nuts 😂😂😂

[@breemlew]

Want to know how much of a rogue home-schooler I was? My science book offered creationist evolution! Holy moly. Talk about cutting-edge education. What? Of course, the catechism was one of my subjects. Duh.

[@baileypaliolonga5620]

As a homeschooled kid, I did ride a unicycle… 😂😂😂 We did music, art, plays, sports, co-op, field trips, park days, homeschool groups, volunteering, and yes we did FIRST robotics (my brothers team won their division in the world championships for ultimate ascent). We went to amusement parks on weekdays, took vacations during non peak times, and enjoyed not being tied down like the school kids!

[@-living4jesus4ever-]

1000%. Haha! Clean, fun humor for the whole homeschool fam!!! 😂🎉😅

[@spacecase]

Aggressively loving milk 😂😂😂 i died laughing!

[@IMac1812]

Pocket knife at all times and different grades for every subject are so true 😂😂

[@OkayAlright1]

My mom friend homeschools her 3 elementary aged children. She says it is most important to sleep in and do work onky when you feel like it. I wish the rest of the worl worked this way! Very different perspective than getting myself and kids ready for the full day of weather and lunch premade by 8 am! Time starts with or without you lol

[@sarahhall7149]

I had so many recovered memories from my homeschool days watching this.

[@ninanozzi]

"one time we went to Ceces pizza because we memorized the whole chapter of James"

[@abigaerobinson2465]

We love the method acting😂

[@elmiquiabas]

Ahaha awesome - the raw milk! I only tried raw milk after my lovely, hippie friend asked me to milk a cow with her (she also was homeschooling all 4 of her small children at the time) 🤣

[@jfo1344]

I love that my very obscure Bible name is in this! Not homeschooled, but my name would get me into this family! Love you guys Jake and Brad ❤

[@DesertDog]

Which one?

[@jq8974]

LOL = I homeschooled my kids for 2 years. Loved it, but YES! these were our people! Best community ever! ☺

[@kellyanni5092]

😂😂 Big Mariah!! Love it

[@tiftif9826]

“And in anatomy, I’m in Pre K“ 😭😭😭

[@fortcox09]

Only waking up early on Sundays is completely accurate!!!!

[@Irma_N]

Someone please invite me to that homecoming - it actually sounds so fun.

[@sin4082]

As a previous homeschooler these are so accurate😂

[@codreaming9304]

In Anatomy he is “Pre-K” 😂😂😂

[@Tacos-and-IceCream]

Dude my kids are in co-op on Tuesdays and Thursdays and love Legos 😂🤣 ridiculously accurate

[@averybowers6268]

The fact that this is literally so true 😂 as a homeschooler, I have said like 90% of these things😂😂😂

[@debblouin]

“There was one unit in biology we did not do.” 😜🤣

[@mightywizard7475]

"What's your favorite restaurant?" I'm surprised you didn't say Chick-fil-A!

[@Queen_Monkey]

As a homeschooler, MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE AT THEATER LOL! AND MOST OF THEM ARE OTHER KZbinRS LOL! And no, I didn’t skip “One biology course” lol i used to go to public school though and i don’t go to co-op cause it was crowded and you have to get up SO SO early 😆

[@amberyoung4425]

🤣🤣🤣 this was me until middle school😂😂

[@His.light.7]

Ghostrunners is the greatest podcast! 😂

[@brandonholmes4302]

So accurate I had to make sure you hadn't stolen my identity

[@malachitisch7494]

Shots fired at Timon

[@lenagraham2093]

The title of this should be Christian Homeschooled Kids. These days, there are a lot of secular homeschoolers. It’s not like it was 15 years ago.

[@jck6920]

Homeschooling rocks.

[@ayahaltalhouni9272]

Honestly, all jokes aside, as a university student, doing elementary education, I'm serious about homeschooling my future child(ren). I even wrote a paper for one of my classes advocating homeschooling. I got an A 💅. I went to public school, and I didn't like it, and the trajectory of the "hidden curriculum" is troublesome. Homeschooling is an excellent way to provide an enriching education to your child, while still having your religion in the foreground, which public schools undermine and even encourage secularism. Besides, statistics and research show that homeschooled children are not at a disadvantage in the "real world", and are at the same or even above the education level of mainstream schoolkids. Even religious public schools here in Canada are falling...so even though I am a Muslim, I believe that no matter what we believe in, our children's religious education shouldn't be undermined. There are a lot of commonality between Christianity and Islam, more than you would believe 😉

[@His.light.7]

Love the chuckle after the opening line 😂

[@jackg1899]

Homeschoolers for the Win 👇

[@Irma_N]

I'm actually so surprised that you aren't a homeschooler - I'm one and you play your role sooo well!

[@beauty4beauties]

The raccoons as pets SENT me

[@JohnGramer06]

I remember telling my mom once that I was confused how eggs become solid when you cook them when most liquids turn to gas. She told me to ask my co-op science teacher and I immediately thought "Mrs. Meyers doesn't know anything, she just reads a textbook like all the other co-op MOMS (not teachers) do"

[@mtgrits]

How do you imagine 'teachers' get their info? Do you suppose they all are at home every night doing all their own scientific experiments and arriving at the same conclusions or could it be they got it from their college textbooks?🤔

[@tla217]

bro as a homeschool kid who does youtube and school...... i can confirm this is true

[@ZeroBudgetMovies]

Going to six flags on tuesday morning is one of the best perks as a homeschooler

[@JulyToy-kp8zz]

My kid skipped a grade, still not challenging enough. Part-time homeschooling was the only way to keep him engaged. He is about 2-3 grades ahead of his age. We are not home schooling to keep them sheltered, haven’t found schools that can provide an adequate education without skipping too many grades.

[@Bobloveslegosandstopmotion]

The Legos were accurate. You forgot the fact that homeschoolers work at Chick-fil-A

[@nobellyachers107]

"Holy ween"😂😂😂😂😂

[@debbiecardamone1946]

Hollyween! Wish I used that when I homeschooled my kids!😂

[@kaykayhawk]

Ours was called Hallelujah Night!

[@debbiecardamone1946]

I mean Holyween. Just noticed the auto correct! Lol

[@justjesschannel]

AS A HOMESCHOOLED SENIOR THIS IS SO STINKIN ACCURATE

[@megancarlson584]

Sooooo relatable! 😂 Great job, guys!

[@fourlittlebirds6166]

“I know three families who have raccoons as pets!”