They forgot the part where there's a character whose name is entitled "????" and isn't revealed until it's said!
@user-kf8qn9op3s7 жыл бұрын
Which turns out to be accidental incest
@quinplan42016 жыл бұрын
oh persona
@JamesCPotter136 жыл бұрын
Then you have Pokémon Gold and Silver...in which he ACTUALLY SAYS HIS NAME IS "????"...which you have to actually name.
@JamesCPotter136 жыл бұрын
Cookie キーブ From what I remember, wrhen it starts he says his name is ????, then afterwards, when the cops ask you what the kid's name was, THEN you can name him.
@HollowPlane6 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, when he said his name was "???", I said "Are you sure? What a stupid name." And then I proceeded a long rivalry with my rival ??? from that day forward.
@TheGrandRevo8 жыл бұрын
A jrpg just isn't a jrpg until I use the power of friendship to kill God
@Thespaceforurmom8 жыл бұрын
Zero Punctuation fan? I use the same quote all the time.
@woodman28558 жыл бұрын
Persona 4 is the only one that did it right lol.
@tytheguy44648 жыл бұрын
Was this a FF13 reference 😂
@woodman28558 жыл бұрын
Sinnova It is overrated true. But what I think is underrated or mostly underlooked is it's depth, and messages.
@woodman28558 жыл бұрын
Sinnova Haven't finished Persona 3 yet. I tried avoiding it because I didn't want to shallowly replace what Persona 4 did for me.
@lowlifestyle9 жыл бұрын
They skipped the part halfway through the game when you fight the emperor thinking it's the final boss.
@necrolord19209 жыл бұрын
Nihilfist How about the optional boss that's strong enough to take over the whole universe by force but chooses not to for no reason whatsoever.
@ninjarrett1019 жыл бұрын
the emperor was so powerful that he couldn't contain the power so he blew up
@TheBronzeGamer149 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back.
@soulhunter599 жыл бұрын
Nihilfist And the town where it's only night because werewolves.
@geek_x45659 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the endless sidequest for that amazing item that is completely useless by the time you get it, and the villager who says a phrase that seems cryptic but really means nothing
@kyleestavio69424 жыл бұрын
They forgot to add the "overpowered boss who ends up joining your party and suddenly becoming next to useless" character
@luisgarciaosorio73824 жыл бұрын
Dragonball and Z felt that.
@flamingo29464 жыл бұрын
this one infuriates me especially when said character isn't even permanent in the end. Just let me be OP for five minutes!
@geekdaparaiba4 жыл бұрын
And then there the "Playable character with Magikarp complex"
@AwesomeHairo4 жыл бұрын
Magus
@aarondx37644 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeHairo He not useless though.
@ragnarrahl7 жыл бұрын
Lies, no JRPG ever lets you skip the monologue.
@pokedude7207 жыл бұрын
Ragnarrahl Xenoblade does
@dmas77497 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts
@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko7 жыл бұрын
Not the first KH
@Speedinglobster7 жыл бұрын
*J* *O* *K* *E*
@GameHero1527 жыл бұрын
They learned from their mistake, including a skip option in every game afterwards, and finally adding it to KH1 through the 1.5 pack, which is what truly makes it the definitive version
@kindergrinder39205 жыл бұрын
A merchant in poor rural town: "Please, buy something. Anything." >proceed to sell him all your items for 800,000 gold A merchant: "Come back soon!"
@stevengreen95364 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr right!? For somebody living in a poor country town.He always does pretty well for himself.Probably lives in a hidden mansion outside of town.😛
@TheFiddleFaddle4 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 It's even better in FFVII Remake, where vending machines will apparently give you unlimited money for dumping your trash in them.
@mada12414 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 Its the opposite in Skyrim. Somehow Belethor only ever has 5000 gold.
@stevengreen95364 жыл бұрын
@@mada1241 Unless you unlock certain attribute skills or start investing in his shop. :P
@sarysa4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, currency in JRPGs tends to reflect the yen, so ~$8000 wouldn't be all that far fetched for a merchant to have.
@dbpooper75128 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you spend twelve hours collecting the macguffins, only to hand then over when the villain threatens to stab a character who, by this point, has already been stabbed, shot, set on fire, blown up, and partially eaten by monsters at least five hundred times.
@drangelice7 жыл бұрын
Fucking Rosa
@merwilliamson49187 жыл бұрын
DB Pooper this if f-ing priceless
@meatloverspizza6 жыл бұрын
DB Pooper you mean when the villain was really someone in your group stabs you in the back
@MrSamm196 жыл бұрын
Ok but I was actually suprised that Girl was a crystal
@willianaugusto54315 жыл бұрын
Kairi kingdom hearts 1
@iKhanKing4 жыл бұрын
Estelle from Tales of Vesperia
@Warutteri4 жыл бұрын
You need to play more JRPGs then
@Sejikan4 жыл бұрын
Bruh why you look like Tf2 scout?
@askyourmama58624 жыл бұрын
Aerith from Final Fantasy 7
@Gehab9 жыл бұрын
Please let us fund this game for real.
@notme74439 жыл бұрын
***** ill be the first download lol
@7DeadlyJinxs9 жыл бұрын
***** No way
@rupe5539 жыл бұрын
Gehab! Sup m80?
@Gehab9 жыл бұрын
Rupert Vleck Yo! B-)
@derailhatake59189 жыл бұрын
Tell me when it is real I so what that game
@DrShaym9 жыл бұрын
You forgot "insert disk two".
@VTsiFanfic9 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym or the really old ps1 games with 4 fucking discs. those cases are so awkward.
@DonCapoeira9 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym Oh and the one boss on disc 2 that requires you to reinsert disc 1 again.
@arctichowler84879 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym Then disc 3 and finally disc 4...
@danelo139 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean, Episode 2? :3
@Melkac9 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym is this 1998
@darkwindsage9 жыл бұрын
And I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back
@cretinboy37409 жыл бұрын
And I heard a rumor that mobstners are coming back.
@portalowy53469 жыл бұрын
Expositional yet pointless dialogue!
@deadchannel34349 жыл бұрын
+Fernando Gamboa. I heard a rumor that this will become a meme
Did you forget the "I'll see you in 40 to 60 hours?" bit?
@Rapscallion20095 жыл бұрын
You know. I'm fine with a game I can complete in 5-10 hours of good, tight gameplay. What really annoys me is games that are 5-10 hours of fun, mixed with 40 hours of pointless grinding of points or looking for randomly-located things for arbitrary tasks.
@someguy47354 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeMonet wdym, I just finish dragon quest 11 within 60-70 hours
@tilting_cat33444 жыл бұрын
is why i like dragonquest im really lucky with metal slime spawn
@NekoKuroNeko8 жыл бұрын
The sad part is I still want to buy a hundred more of those games... I would even play this spoof if it was a game.
@mementobox8 жыл бұрын
Hey that's not a bad idea
@underworlddreams18 жыл бұрын
i would play it to ^^
@khatack8 жыл бұрын
You're right. That is sad.
@michaelhok84708 жыл бұрын
NekoKuroNeko ESPECIALLY this one. CH should get on that
@Zalibidas8 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@dericksoto90459 жыл бұрын
"Would you help me fight this demon in this dungeon? " Yes [ *No* ] "Aww, c'mon you don't really mean that, now..." "Would you help me fight this demon in this dungeon? " Yes [ *No* ] "Aww, c'mon you don't really mean that, now..." "Would you help me fight this demon in this dungeon? " Yes [ *No* ] "Aww, c'mon you don't really mean that, now..." "Would you help me fight this demon in this dungeon? " Yes [ *No* ] "Aww, c'mon you don't really mean that, now..." "Would you help me fight this demon in this dungeon?" [ *Yes* ] No "Alright! Let's go!"
@jasonfajardo81099 жыл бұрын
What's the point of having an option to say no, if the npc characters will just ignore you're decisions? I just want one jrpg where my character can say "Fuck the world!" and follow through with it.
@LilacMonarch9 жыл бұрын
Jason Fajardo You can do that in cave story and paper mario: the thousand year door. It gives you a game over, but you can still do it
@Realbeefyandmeaty9 жыл бұрын
Jason Fajardo co TV try
@JustSomeCrisis9 жыл бұрын
Derick Soto Custom Robo for Gamecube had something like this but if you actually say no enough times when your about to face the final boss the world ends and one of your team mates blames you that he and everyone else is dead and the world is destroyed in the after life because you refused to go.
@RakenTheHedgehog9 жыл бұрын
Jason Fajardo well, you can say ´no´in golden sun, but everyone ignores you.still funny
@AnimeVampire2348 жыл бұрын
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO........ JK i have two more forms" Sounds about right.
@mrwindupbird1018 жыл бұрын
This isn't even my final form.
@joemart68878 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@darkspin30007 жыл бұрын
Thats way to little it should be about 7 more forms and a scripted final battle where the mc fights alone against the final boss and insta kill him in the most badass/stupidest (if possible) way possible
@laterollbutt82467 жыл бұрын
Mihari I feel dirty for knowing what that profile pic is from
@ghostgreen78237 жыл бұрын
Late roll Butt oh dear God
@andylee78835 жыл бұрын
“Burn the village! Steal the crystal! And let that boy run away!”
@SafiullahMollick4 жыл бұрын
Every goddamn JRPG plot.... Just fucking kill everything including the hero jeees..... Edit: I wish Garou was the villain for all JRPG and there's no S rank hero from OPM....
@tmcttf80874 жыл бұрын
@@SafiullahMollick How sudden.......
@worse93474 жыл бұрын
@@SafiullahMollick what about persona series
@genus59873 жыл бұрын
Ehem then why ff2 characters die in first place eh??
@MrNachosniper9 жыл бұрын
"I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back" I just died XD
@artificialcartographer16369 жыл бұрын
That needs to be a shirt, NOW!
@12gagegaming439 жыл бұрын
Mateo Gonzalez When you say ghoul I think Fallout. When 95% of people think ghoul, they understand you
@wazzupsters9 жыл бұрын
Pixl Potato that should.
@ginjais9 жыл бұрын
Gage Kaptis I've always wanted someone to do a cover of the Tokyo Ghoul opening, but in the voice of a Fallout Ghoul.
@12gagegaming439 жыл бұрын
TheGingaNinja Or just A remake of tokyo ghoul with fallout ghouls!
@EruxErux9 жыл бұрын
It hurts how true that is
@zeppie_9 жыл бұрын
Soard36 its so true it doesnt even hurt
@Sharla_Smith9 жыл бұрын
Soard36 It's true for Final Fantasy but it's an over-generalzation of 90% else.
@konstiyo9 жыл бұрын
Yet doesn't bother me
@NauyaIsOnline9 жыл бұрын
Sharla The Homs Hnn... actually...
@rocketpig20079 жыл бұрын
Soard36 ikr
@tc22417 жыл бұрын
They forgot the amnesia and the vagabond father that, who at the end, happened to have played a central role. Let's not forget the best friend/brother betrayal.
@MexiSword6 жыл бұрын
John Mista Thats the secret of the grump ninja. Either he was your dad or your dads best friend who was his second in command for the mighty empire he lead before you were born, but disbanded because of the high tech town had an agreement.
@dinkalus6 жыл бұрын
The ending of Mother 3 STILL HURTS
@NathanTAK5 жыл бұрын
Amnesia is usually a WRPG thing, isn’t it?
@lawrencelao13274 жыл бұрын
Xenogears?
@lTheShieldl4 жыл бұрын
@@NathanTAK terra from ff6
@superplaceholder65375 жыл бұрын
You forgot... The traitor that abandons your party with all the gear! And when they become a boss, they are absurdly stronger than they should be as playable characters.
@Ginkgo_leaf_30004 жыл бұрын
Or the opposite, a hard as nails boss you fight multiple times who eventually becomes an ally and has a massive power down grade for no reason.
@vladimirlenin8764 жыл бұрын
WTF IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE
@sirdreiblox29303 жыл бұрын
....Yuffie
@Moromom222 жыл бұрын
Raven from tales of vesperia.
@HyouVizer2 жыл бұрын
Zelos
@st.patrick51357 жыл бұрын
Mom your silence makes you easier to project onto every rpg ever
@thewerewolff72487 жыл бұрын
Patrick Mendez wrong. I can think of quite a few RPGs with non silent protagonists. For example Witcher
@GamerX2.7 жыл бұрын
......Same gameplay.......overused mechanics.......Glichy broken gameplay and world ....tons of repeated milked side quests (quantity over quality) Something about an ugly looking king........boring robotic characters with uninteresting repetitive stories about where did i put that book find it and i'll make it worthy (rewards rock or a bone with like 8 pieces of gold)...or please deliver this message to her because i'm restarted......every WRPG ever! but again only when you posses such a poor taste you'd enjoy such a crappy poorly made games......hehe
@loren54327 жыл бұрын
The WerewolfF I can only think of the Witcher series, Mass Effect series and Dragon Age 2/Inquisition though. The rest of the RPGs aren't worth mentioning/don't have an actual protagonist who can speak.
@wu1ming9shi6 жыл бұрын
DAO still blows any of theother Dragon age series right out of the water.
@ChaosRayZero6 жыл бұрын
So far as I know, Tales of Xillia 2 is the *only* "Tales of" game with a silent protagonist. I could be wrong on that, though- I haven't played all of them. I know for a fact that Symphonia, Dawn of the New Age, Graces, Xillia 1, and Zestiria all have talking heroes. Disgaea isn't known for silent protagonists, either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Laharl, Mao, and sometimes Valvatorez are actually _very loud._ In Megaman X Command Mission, X is just as talkative as everyone else during cutscenes and battles. No two ways about it, Lan and Megaman.exe are full of personality in the Megaman Battle Network games, and even chat with each other at the push of a button. Same for Geo and Omega-Xis in Megaman Starforce. I may not know much about it, but I think only about _half_ of the Fire Emblem series relies on mute heroes...
@carbon61119 жыл бұрын
This is so unrealistic? Where is the level grinding montage?!
@9jayman09 жыл бұрын
+Carbon61 Dammit, I was going to ask that.
@carbon61119 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Johnson Also, they should have mentioned why their father isn't with them (since most JRPG protagonists have no father for some reason).
@9jayman09 жыл бұрын
Daddy died in the war. XD
@HyouVizer9 жыл бұрын
+ Carbon61 mother or father, the "dead" or "missing" parent usually is some plot device revealed later......
@9jayman09 жыл бұрын
***** Turns out he/she is evil and or is really alive in some parallel world.
@Vsauce29 жыл бұрын
JRPGs are the best, aren't they? Also I recognized the casino music is from Tomba!
@redozmasoma9 жыл бұрын
Vsauce2 yeah it's the Dwarf Forest Theme from Tomba, nice
@Datniceman9 жыл бұрын
***** Who the fuck are you to talk to Kevin like that? Little shit.
@sarfured9 жыл бұрын
***** *Not Your Personal Army*
@Cedric_99 жыл бұрын
Vsauce2 damn, thought I was the only one who noticed this.
@InVINCEab139 жыл бұрын
Vsauce2 So many FF Tactics sprites! *squee*
@marcomellow276 жыл бұрын
When ever a character says “this is it. The final battle.” You know damn will it’s not lmao
@gallantsteel85424 жыл бұрын
Sometime, it is though.
@SafiullahMollick4 жыл бұрын
@@gallantsteel8542 Fire Emblem: The sacred stones plot appeared to agree with you
@joeljames26833 жыл бұрын
They said that like five times in Persona 4.
@galaxier35433 жыл бұрын
In many jrpgs, like Persona, they put HIGH emphasis on the words to make sure you understand when it’s ACTUALLY a final battle
@repenexus5182 жыл бұрын
Xenoblade always has the point of no return, so there's that.
@nickj.6488 жыл бұрын
It's not a JRPG if you don't use the power of friendship to kill God. -Yahtzee Croshaw
@rongusta118 жыл бұрын
Nick J. Lol
@thefacebiters8 жыл бұрын
Nick J. don't forget about the boobs.
@someguyparagon52738 жыл бұрын
Nick J. Yahtzee should get introduced to the shin megami tensei series...
@thefacebiters8 жыл бұрын
samonte banks yeah friends with benefits can be pretty fun, but it always gets complicated.
@jordano6118 жыл бұрын
you're thinking of anime lol
@Duuuuuuuke9 жыл бұрын
What about the mysterious, hooded/masked man? Its not a jrpg without a mysterious, hooded/masked man
@TheDamnBeast9 жыл бұрын
Duke Bro "Grumpy Ninja" in the final battle kinda covers it.
@voiceofreason4679 жыл бұрын
Duke Bro They never did show the emo giant weapon wielding douchebag who effectively mopes and cries at everything.
@serPomiz9 жыл бұрын
Devan Evans nah, both that and "the guy who wants to be free yet launch himself in orribly time and resource consuming pointless quest" happens only from time to time
@pallafox9 жыл бұрын
Duke Bro That's sailor moon not a JRPG... BLEH
@FF8Irvine_Fan9 жыл бұрын
Duke Bro That's the ninja.
@remem957 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe they missed out on calling the secret Princess Sarah/Sara/Shara/Saria/Shana/You get the point.
@thevalkyriemercenary94635 жыл бұрын
Or Princess Sakura
@drose64374 жыл бұрын
Sharia
@lTheShieldl4 жыл бұрын
Marle
@geekdaparaiba4 жыл бұрын
What about Sharona?
@rmartinez56654 жыл бұрын
Sala
@a.u46129 жыл бұрын
This oddly makes me want to play a JRPG...
@DarrensVideoTime9 жыл бұрын
Wolfeh You should try The very last JRPG 8
@jannisschnack39629 жыл бұрын
Darren Burnett You shure? I still don´t trust the developers after what they´ve done to JRPG 6 ...
@monkeyofdeathanddoom9 жыл бұрын
***** Don't worry they redeemed themselves with JRPG 23.5
@unlimited9719 жыл бұрын
Wolfeh Suikoden 2, people?
@Hawki_t9 жыл бұрын
Wolfeh Go with any of the Breath of Fire games. Except for DQ.
@CambodianStomper9 жыл бұрын
*8/10* *Not enough tentacles.* -IGN2015
@owen3809 жыл бұрын
CivV Peaceful Gandhi lol ur name makes it better.
@juke2able9 жыл бұрын
CivV Peaceful Gandhi 7.8/10 too much water
@markoneill24479 жыл бұрын
CivV Peaceful Gandhi hey, you stole from my comment!
@zzzcarter26609 жыл бұрын
Jackson Boissonneault Ign is secretly team magma!
@Stolskai8 жыл бұрын
They forgot the monster: "elemental fucking everything"
@mrwindupbird1018 жыл бұрын
Oh look here's its stats so it's immune to.....what? It's immune to like, all the things?! HOW THE F*!$ DO I KILL IT?!?!?
@WhiteScorpio28 жыл бұрын
With the power of love.
@TheMegalusDoomslayer8 жыл бұрын
With the mcguffin that you have to complete 6 random, completely hidden quests for in the village on the other side of the world map, duh.
@loopyzach75377 жыл бұрын
What? No, that's how you complete the completely pointless side-quest branch that has nothing to due with the story. You kill it by getting the cliche 'It's been with you all along' line of dialogue and you suddenly unlock it for no reason at all.
@creedexa87927 жыл бұрын
Or the monster that constantly changes elemental power.
@meghan06 жыл бұрын
The Inciting Incident Festival. XD XD XD Seriously, these towns should know better than to have festivals. They really never end well.
@FireMinstrel6 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, nothing bad really happened in Chrono Trigger. The other townsfolk just carried on with the festivities if I recall correctly.
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
But it still was the "inciting incident" in that it provided the event that started the story.
@dardalion31995 жыл бұрын
Wild arms had one too
@siberiandante4 жыл бұрын
Minish Cap as well
@AwesomeHairo4 жыл бұрын
The one in Chrono Trigger is fine, but oof, that teleporter lol
@skullsmitten8 жыл бұрын
I like how the repeated use of "I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!" demonstrates how NPCs largely stay static without regard to the story or progression of the protagonists or life-threatening attacks on the village.
@mammothplant8 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is indeed the joke.
@STheConduit8 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour that monsters are coming back!
@leovk57798 жыл бұрын
Expositional yet pointless dialogue!
@TheHeavyModd8 жыл бұрын
While that is true in many games, you are incorrect. In truth, games such as- I HEARD A RUMOUR THAT MONSTERS ARE COMING BACK
@Whitefox7898 жыл бұрын
Come on theres no need to feed into thi... I HEARD A RUMOR THAT MONSTERS ARE COMING BACK Also for 8-bit theater fans, Guard: Welcome to Corneria! Fighter: I like Swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria! Fighter: I like Swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria! Fighter: I like Swords.
@nefadez9 жыл бұрын
*Expositional yet pointless dialogue*
@666Leosch9 жыл бұрын
Repetetive yet typical comment reply!
@tiagov.s.26939 жыл бұрын
Useless reply that has no puporse whatsoever other than to receive a few likes and improve my self estime
@DarknessIsTheTruth9 жыл бұрын
Troll comment!
@highjumper34809 жыл бұрын
I heard trolls are coming back
@HawaiianKong9 жыл бұрын
Rock Lobster Catchphrase!
@arthurnewton11257 жыл бұрын
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!JK, I have two more forms."Well, looks like someone hasn't played Kingdom Hearts (for real, he had SIX)
@dmas77497 жыл бұрын
Really, two. His human form twice, and his...I don't even know what his second form is but it's split up into parts. Xemnas has four.
@notspiderman41587 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard of Persona 3?
@smittenwerbenjagermanjense12687 жыл бұрын
It's more like final fantasy 10
@maladroit55816 жыл бұрын
Arthur Newton until kingdom hearts 2. That one has 8. . . jesus
@OM3GA-Z3RO6 жыл бұрын
Old post but ever heard of Wild Arms 3? The final boss has 10 forms.
@MuzlimHD9 жыл бұрын
I think i have played this final fantasy before.
@Neyonius9 жыл бұрын
Fayaz Arghandehwal FF VI and FF VII.
@blasoonstorm9 жыл бұрын
Neyonius Seems more like tactics to me.
@accountname24769 жыл бұрын
blasoonstorm and chrono trigger
@ThePharphis9 жыл бұрын
Neyonius don't forget FF9's princess "dagger"
@Neyonius9 жыл бұрын
ThePharphis I'm old, I quit playing after VII.
@SpaceHamsterGames9 жыл бұрын
But what about the other thing that always happens. You know. The thing.
@rockyadriano29 жыл бұрын
***** Oh you mean the thing?
@tomblatt53269 жыл бұрын
***** yes indeed the thing
@bearnip9 жыл бұрын
***** no the thing, no jrpg is complete without the thing
@rockyadriano29 жыл бұрын
Alvin Wonder Nooo that's normal.
@jvg74989 жыл бұрын
But what about that other thing?
@RHouseThreat8 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else extremely bothered that the final blow deals only 999998 damage?
@FamousWolfe8 жыл бұрын
not as much as I'm bothered by the fact that the final boss has 3 fckng forms!! lol
@Yautah8 жыл бұрын
3 forms is pretty standard for a final boss.. specially in FF
@brandonbevill9728 жыл бұрын
+Pix-Elated when does a jrpg NOT have a 3 phase boss? that's the most universal trope of them all.
@jfmg648 жыл бұрын
Eternal Sonata has technically a boss with 1 phase, but if you take a BOSS as the end of the game and not just the battle with one individual, you can count it as 2 phases.
@Techischannel8 жыл бұрын
Our JRPG Hero sould not let her have killed.
@DreamWizardMedia2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that winning enough mini games unlocks the most powerful weapon in existence.
@seronimo__7735 Жыл бұрын
Uh...I collected every pinecone
@Yorigami32X Жыл бұрын
Not a JRPG but Yakuza 0 lets you unlock the Legend Style if you do enough real estate
@koolaidmansam8yearsago273 Жыл бұрын
@@Yorigami32Xlmfao
@balala756720 күн бұрын
@@seronimo__7735 Congratulations! You have obtained the Tsar Bomba Black Hole Supercannon Minigun Death Ray that weirdly deals no recoil or collateral damage!
@Gormfeld8 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour that monsters are coming back!
@ThePumpDaddyC8 жыл бұрын
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY
@HanyouGoddess8 жыл бұрын
PRESS THE A BUTTON TO JUMP JUMP
@uncreativename41808 жыл бұрын
HERO'S DON'T USE DRUGS EXCEPT STEROIDS IN WHICH CAS USE LOTS OF DRUGS
@HanyouGoddess8 жыл бұрын
THE BANDITS ARE COMING
@fanfaretloudest8 жыл бұрын
Expositional yet pointless dialogue.
@charlestabing97777 жыл бұрын
Expositional yet pointless comment
@LorenHelgeson6 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back.
@bionicdragon56 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see the crystal shard!
@d343-y6 жыл бұрын
Have you ever played the trails series?
@fern75504 жыл бұрын
@Not my real name YOU'RE APROACHING ME?
@alejandrokaplan72434 жыл бұрын
I hEaRd A rUmOr ThAt MoNSteRS aRE coMING bAcK
@zidanetribal14068 жыл бұрын
Where's the female healer? The young boy who is also a master of dark magic? The brooding teen warrior? The sidequests with weird items?
@darkdesigns8 жыл бұрын
And the 'Please Insert Disks 2, 3 & 4'
@Azumongo8 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the magic crystal to be split into the 4 elements of fire, earth, water and air and put into thematically fitting areas, but maybe this trope isn't as trope-y as I think because I didn't play THAT many JRPG.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter8 жыл бұрын
And the endless grinding?!
@RandomGuy6661008 жыл бұрын
+darkdesigns Not on Playstation :p
@zidanetribal14068 жыл бұрын
+RandomGuy Ummm... On the original PlayStation, FF7 was 3 discs long, FF8&9 were 4 discs long, Legend of the Dragoon was 4 discs long, I think Chrono Trigger was at least 2 discs long (I haven't played it yet), and I'm sure there are lots of other examples.
@Ratigan24 жыл бұрын
I can't believe no one's mentioned how good the animation looks, for real...
@TheValutOfEd2 жыл бұрын
Bruh did you not see the poorly animated CGI cutscene.😂
@TeamAPS9 жыл бұрын
This. All of this.
@WorldofVerbose9 жыл бұрын
***** hey, it's you guys
@TeamAPS9 жыл бұрын
Sup.
@WorldofVerbose9 жыл бұрын
***** nothing much, found out about kaijus 2 days ago, been repping that deck ever since
@fullygraciousedits82389 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour monsters were coming back
@tomhas109 жыл бұрын
Familyguyextreme I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@LifeAtlas9 жыл бұрын
Alpha Unit Tom I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@XxBrian229 жыл бұрын
Life I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@anonnumber80199 жыл бұрын
Srsly i am High I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@matthewnoah049 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor monsters were coming back
@Evanz1119 жыл бұрын
I've finally worked out what this video was missing: slimes and frogs. Other than that, it had everything.
@ConSolo299 жыл бұрын
Evanz111 THE SLIMES
@gremlinn79 жыл бұрын
Evanz111 Bonus points if there are several different colors of slimes and frogs, with orders of magnitude differences in power between them. And the crystal/white/transparent-colored slime calmly evades the party's attacks and then runs away, taking its twenty quadrillion gulds with it.
@killstardawg9 жыл бұрын
Evanz111 Vote Evanz
@thatfezguy83309 жыл бұрын
+evanz111 hi evanz fancy seeing u here
@SaracrazymonkeyMC9 жыл бұрын
Evanz111 Hey Evanz, it's funny seeing you here, I love your videos. xD
@decalcomanie1237 жыл бұрын
MOM: SEE YOU IN 40 HOURS That's... that's so true... I've never even thought about that
@alastrajf89286 жыл бұрын
40-60 hours
@kyujuxz09936 жыл бұрын
Basically Golden Sun games.
@hannahcanela95705 жыл бұрын
I mean if you think about it that's two days
@gendoruwo63225 жыл бұрын
120 hr
@Densester5 жыл бұрын
Or their mom dies, or they're orphans, or they're adults. You get the point.
@AngryNerdBird9 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at "The Inciting Incident Festival"
@Rosebunse9 жыл бұрын
Goatmon It's not a party until everyone dies!
@stopthatgirl79 жыл бұрын
+Goatmon I lost it at "An Actual Goddamn Dinosaur." XD
@UncleBiscuits979 жыл бұрын
stopthatgirl7 LOL I lost my shit there too!! 'An Actual Goddam Dinosaur'!!!!!!
@1Onsokumaru19 жыл бұрын
+Goatmon "An actual goddamn dinosaur" and "We're both in love with you for some reason!" destroyed me
@zoink33839 жыл бұрын
+Goatmon I heard a rumer that monsters are coming back!
@dan13jb7 жыл бұрын
'999998 damage dealt.' Dammit, guess I'm spending the next week of my life gathering alchemy items.
@GeorgeMonet7 жыл бұрын
To get that extra 1 damage.
@thestarjon6 жыл бұрын
Would have been great if it had been 65535 damage. Props to anyone who gets that.
@HadenAndStuff6 жыл бұрын
Starjon that god damn 16-Bit binary :-(
@vinikampferherzbarros273 жыл бұрын
I love those games with that *"we must hurry! We have little time to save him/her. If we're late, he/she will be dead and the whole kingdom will fall"* , and then you proceed to grind for 5 hours.
@evanpatterson4328 жыл бұрын
Y'all are like "oh this is so cringy" and I'm just like "yup, I would totally play that game"
@carlclever75387 жыл бұрын
Arent everybody like "I'll would totally play it"?
@JovanaSanchez0007 жыл бұрын
I think most of us are both. "Ew it's cliche! ...I'm still gonna spend 40 dollars on it!"
@sayhan36317 жыл бұрын
Agreed.I like this game.
@surprisedwoody10256 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one's made a parody JRPG yet. And sad. : (
@Lettucechips8 жыл бұрын
*I Heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!*
@ailaxvo64_8 жыл бұрын
Max Wolf NAPSTABLOOK!
@ewkak.84707 жыл бұрын
*pointless dialogue*
@Joe_3348 жыл бұрын
"expositional yet pointless dialogue..." yeah, definitely in most rpg's... What about those cutscenes that happen, and seem part of the plot, but aren't...
@Aeroldoth38 жыл бұрын
You get a +1 just for your background art.
@Peter_19867 жыл бұрын
+Hardy Joe The prime example of worthless dialogues is the two guards in "Dragon Warrior" for the NES, who stand next to each other and say something like "I'm too busy. Ask the other guard.", lol.
@theguywhoisaustralian14654 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite game The Legend of the Final Earthbound Fantasy to the Past: The Attack of the Chronotrigger Emblem...Crystal Version
@588474364 жыл бұрын
MINE TOO! I can't wait for the expansion 3 disk set - Legaia's chronicles of dissidia: Cids ocean of Phantasy stars.
@makotoyuki74824 жыл бұрын
Need some help, don’t know if I should play this or “the legend of the final earthbound fantasy to the past: The golden Xenoblade Superstar odyssey Saga. I heard “golden Xenoblade Superstar Odyssey Saga” had way more content but the other one has a better story. Or should I go with “Breath of the seven hollow Sirens”, the first game in the series?
@daninbox4 жыл бұрын
Makoto Yuki Just play Doom.
@makotoyuki74824 жыл бұрын
Dan Inbox already did...
@devaughnsalter73794 жыл бұрын
Try playing Golden Suikoden Wild Ocean: Phantasy Persona.
@rocketdog7348 жыл бұрын
Missed the secret boss that should be canonically weaker than the literal planet-busting final boss but somehow manages to kick your ass 3 million times without even breaking a sweat
@marcosperezomg8 жыл бұрын
Fucking Omega and Shinryuu from FF5. Fuck those bosses. There's also a bonus dungeon in the GBA version of FF5 that has even harder versions of Shinryuu and Omega and on the way to Super Omega, you had to fight through a room of like 7 fucking Omegas. Canonically though, they were apparently more powerful than Exdeath to the point where the previous heroes were like "Fuck that shit, it can stay in the void"
@MegaJACproductions8 жыл бұрын
DON'T FORGET FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS 2 TERRA
@rocketdog7348 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THINE MEME LORD Lmao he's nothing compared to BBS young Xehanort
@dangercats778 жыл бұрын
Sephiroth from any and all Kingdom Hears games
@Dinnos1008 жыл бұрын
Young Xehanort being the strongest boss in BBS actually makes sense, though.
@xpoohx1059 жыл бұрын
So when is this game coming out?
@Vespidia9 жыл бұрын
xpoohx105 I heard a rumor this game was coming out!
@Coolmanone9 жыл бұрын
+xpoohx105 i cant wait to see the Cry- Game on shelfs
@Jenema29 жыл бұрын
not until 2025 in the US
@suspicioususer9 жыл бұрын
+xpoohx105 20 years ago
@Tenks5029 жыл бұрын
+xpoohx105 Well just play Tactics Ogre. Same sprites from the look of it.
@TheReaperHunter8 жыл бұрын
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY
@RavensForestStudios8 жыл бұрын
Reaper_Hunter GARRY
@KokuroSame8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many commenters got this reference.
@fbi61798 жыл бұрын
when you want to jump, Jump!!!
@larkin548 жыл бұрын
THE BANDITS ARE COMING
@AtmoStk8 жыл бұрын
Winners don't use drugs, except steroids!
@darthtaksilold7 жыл бұрын
Have you heard? I heard a rumor that Monsters are coming back.
@haijyvelho6 жыл бұрын
But have YOU heard of the High Elves?
@juliam.m.b.38136 жыл бұрын
Oh, worm?
@MTown5875 жыл бұрын
Expositional, yet pointless dialogue!
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
I heard that monsters were coming back, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@harrywithanh5 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see the crystal shard!
@willeeuhm8 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you guys have heard about this, but I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back.
@necrobonesgaming24248 жыл бұрын
*silent protagonist intensifies*
@colsong63637 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back
@ohnobro35947 жыл бұрын
Expositional yet pointless dialogue!
@ATR2400-27 жыл бұрын
me too
@stephenchow67497 жыл бұрын
We must save my family!!
@matt40459 жыл бұрын
Why is my mother a knight from Final Fantasy Tactics?
@joinsideke9 жыл бұрын
matt4045 It's the disappointing sequel.
@fernandomattar9 жыл бұрын
matt4045 your mother is princess Ovelia, not a knight.
@matt40459 жыл бұрын
Fernando Mattar Ovelia wears red, Knights wear blue.
@dovakiin2589 жыл бұрын
but knight's faces are diferent
@robmoney9 жыл бұрын
matt4045 It's the same face tho.
@CrashperM9 жыл бұрын
I would actually play this game 😅
@theshinypeliper88139 жыл бұрын
+casper meewisse sadly, i would too
@willaville9 жыл бұрын
+casper meewisse omg xD totally
@danelo139 жыл бұрын
+casper meewisse Just open up google and search of "JRPG games" Doesnt matter which you choose it will be this one.
@exiledraptorz49309 жыл бұрын
+Jakiro TheTwinHeadedDragon i think you're missing the point, they want a game that is this kind of satire, that comments on the players obvious lack of urgency, or pokes fun at grinding when you do it and a number of other things. its the same reason why deadpool is popular, its 4th wall breaking and cheeky, some people hate it, but ALOT of people love it. also fuck it i own rpg maker check back in in a few months, maybe i'll have a game for you guys
@joseaca9 жыл бұрын
+casper meewisse what if i told you, you have, several times
@Jenema24 жыл бұрын
This feels specifically like a dig at FFVII and Chrono Trigger
@ChariMahariel9 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing I can actually see such a story being made for real XD with less self-aware humour, of course
@GoddoDoggo9 жыл бұрын
+Cinnabon Many of the Final Fantasy games, too. And Fire Emblem. And even some Dragon Quest.
@shyguyshyster16669 жыл бұрын
+Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Fire Emblem is still slightly less this. But still kind of so.
@shadowslayer2059 жыл бұрын
+Chari Mahariel The Epic Battle Fantasy series is this with even more self-aware humor.
@shyguyshyster16669 жыл бұрын
shadowslayer205 Oh god, Yes. EBF! Can't wait for five!
@GoddoDoggo9 жыл бұрын
Shy Guy Shyster Clearly you haven't heard about the new Fire Emblem coming out. "Emperor controlled by evil demon" is basically spot on.
@DarkScarlettVixen9 жыл бұрын
"An actual g*d damn dinosaur" I laughed so hard
@DarkScarlettVixen9 жыл бұрын
+DarkScarlettVixen Also...why does the childhood friend sound like Ash...
@DarkScarlettVixen8 жыл бұрын
Jack Bremner 'cause that's how i r***
@joshuakim52409 жыл бұрын
"NOOOOO-jk i have 2 more forms." Every...JRPG...final boss...ever...literally. Except for some rare titles like the Souls games, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and...that's kind of it.
@RedHairdo9 жыл бұрын
joshua kim It often happens at any game with a "final boss" actually, really. Think of most Castlevania games (that predate metroidvania), Goemon games, Mega Man and so on. And there are many JRPGs with a single-form final boss, too. But yeah, lmao, it's on point for many. :p
@BerryTheBnnuy9 жыл бұрын
joshua kim I dunno... FFV only had two forms for the final boss, not 3...
@Anime36919 жыл бұрын
joshua kim Rule of 3!
@Judg3m3nt9 жыл бұрын
joshua kim FF Tactics final boss had one form.
@michaellewisxiv9 жыл бұрын
joshua kim Pokemon kind of did it. You beat Lance and then SURPRISE your rival is the real champion of the Elite Four.
@Shivery4 жыл бұрын
They should kickstart this as a JRPG parody game.
@RubyDoobieScoo4 жыл бұрын
Play Mardek, it's pretty close.
@SafiullahMollick4 жыл бұрын
@David Silverman same here its got black jack mini game... sign me in
@darthjekyll36483 жыл бұрын
Also change the chocobo, for copyright reasons. Plus, chocobo dealer.
@TheMultipower479 жыл бұрын
Can everyone just stop for a second and just admire how awesome that sword and animation is? 3:53 EDIT: 3:55 Mom?!!
@ForeverUnreality9 жыл бұрын
Some Guy on a Computer Well she did say she'd see you in 60-90 minutes.
@BK201DarkerThanBlack9 жыл бұрын
They took a lot of sprites from Final Fantasy Tactics. The female thief and the male ninja for one. Several character images are FF: Tactics assets as well.
@Erduk9 жыл бұрын
+BK201DarkerThanBlack The crystals are also from FFT. They took a ton from FFT.
@EclipseHedgehog9 жыл бұрын
+Some Guy on a Computer japan be loving dat incest yo
@HighPriestFuneral9 жыл бұрын
+EclipseHedgehog It's technically a reference to Final Fantasy IV and EarthBound that have the "Power of Prayer" ending scenarios. While it was first done in FFIV, it was more effective from a narrative standpoint in EarthBound.
@rickxhoshinji8 жыл бұрын
But where's the train suplex?
@TheBronf8 жыл бұрын
and the endless grinding?
@JonatasMonte8 жыл бұрын
The grinding... rpgs in general should be renamed role grinding games rGGs.
@samnesia08 жыл бұрын
Sabin is love, Sabin is life
@RainbowEssence-c3w8 жыл бұрын
I'm strangely turned on by train suplexing.
@TheShadowHatter8 жыл бұрын
That's in every JRPG? thought it was only in one.
@mankind-redefined19827 жыл бұрын
You forgot the really oddly menacing monster that turns out to be astronomically easy to defeat.
@armchair_expert6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the actual goddamn dinosaur?
@jedimasterajlee99836 жыл бұрын
And the monster that looks like it’ll be easy to beat but wipes your entire party
@masonjones77776 жыл бұрын
damn you bad breath
@kot071115 жыл бұрын
@@jedimasterajlee9983 that would be tonberry
@1manorgy4 жыл бұрын
And the superboss that could wipe the actual final boss with one attack per form.
@zamasterhando33993 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely amazing, and *SO* accurate! I see strong influence from Final Fantasy, Super Mario RPG, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger, and funnily enough, a lot of tropes etc which would've been in the RPG that *I* always wanted to create.
@samhayes-astrion8 жыл бұрын
This actually could make for an interesting indie video game.
@zstick8 жыл бұрын
I think the point of the video is that it's been done, like, a frajillion times.
@luisoncpp8 жыл бұрын
There is a game with similar concept is called Video Game: The Video Game , it's free on new grounds, check it out, it last less than a minute.
@HomeofLawboy8 жыл бұрын
Is more an animation than an actual game, but it's fucking great!
@user-vi4xy1jw7e7 жыл бұрын
Sam Hayes Play any JRPG.
@lunyaka7 жыл бұрын
They've already made it, it's called Undertale.
@davidspring40039 жыл бұрын
wait, you forgot about the amnesia! :O
@TheGlasses619 жыл бұрын
+David Spring Lol thats what I was saying
@davidspring40039 жыл бұрын
TheGlasses61 I didn't see your comment. I apologize.
@ash_sunday9 жыл бұрын
Did you just...?
@davidspring40039 жыл бұрын
Austin Setser Apologize? Yes, why wouldn't i?
@oblati9 жыл бұрын
Amnesia? I guess they forgot about that part.
@owaindark80507 жыл бұрын
I love the voice acting in this
@joshuafoote51447 жыл бұрын
I think it would be funnier if the sexy villain had a sexy voice...
@darthjekyll36483 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafoote5144 well she had a sexy voice in the Japanese edition.
@darthjekyll36483 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafoote5144 it can be chucked up to differing take on the character in translation.
@FAIRYGIRL9112 жыл бұрын
I love how you can tell exactly which cast members voiced which characters
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez24506 жыл бұрын
"Your silence makes you easier to project onto" "I wish you cared enough to learn sign-lenguage"
@DarkOsprey289 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of JRPGs and yep this is pretty much the plot to all of them. Great jobs guys! XD
@murmaider70439 жыл бұрын
What does the J stand for?
@bethy777ful9 жыл бұрын
Japanese
@AegixDrakan9 жыл бұрын
DarkOsprey28 Oy oy oy! I try my hardest to avoid these kinds of cliches in my RPGs, thank you very much! XD
@Rosebunse9 жыл бұрын
Aegix Drakan But they're soooooo good!
@Saiavinn9 жыл бұрын
Aegix Drakan Ooh! You make?
@ryeply8 жыл бұрын
OH NO PERSONA 3 FLASH BACKS. 14 FORMS. ULTIMATE MOVE. SECRET BOSS.
@HEADBOY_PHENOMENON7 жыл бұрын
Ry Secret boss? Is it the Grim Reaper? I could never defeat him, and at one point I was able to fuse Messiah. The fight with Nyx was the definition of final boss insanity (especially playing on a dying PSP)!
@魔法-s4r7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Ringo I think hes talking about Elizabeth
@meatloverspizza6 жыл бұрын
Ry p5 flash backs for me. goddamn guns books bells and swords
@DoomfaceVagabond6 жыл бұрын
Fina plot Device Attack: Great Seal :)
@pilpyfimbleton89186 жыл бұрын
What about the Grumpy Ninja's optional hidden sidequest that occurs within the last third of the game that provides you with his troubled sympathetic background but never results in any future character development nor becomes relevant to the main plot? That part's my favorite.
@seanpeacock42904 жыл бұрын
and he is still the favorite, non boobed, character
@TheSylfaein Жыл бұрын
You mean the one that provides this character with the ancient powerful magic sword passed down in his clan?
@TheGlasses619 жыл бұрын
This is missing one major, almost in every JRPG cliche. The main character having amnesia.
@whovaintimelord9 жыл бұрын
+TheGlasses61 I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back!
@58jharris8 жыл бұрын
+Hi O'Laverly FF7 and Breath of Fire 3 are a couple more I can think of offhand. The princess has amnesia in FF9.
@foxpower0018 жыл бұрын
+TheGlasses61 That is because they forgot about it
@sleepy16408 жыл бұрын
Fire emblem Awakening.
@0Fyrebrand08 жыл бұрын
+Hi O'Laverly Xenogears too. Oh, and in Final Fantasy VIII, the majority of the main characters end up having amnesia.
@alexvicpaul8 жыл бұрын
i thought the sexy henchman didn't apply to Chrono Trigger but then I remembered the queen who was pretty much the same thing
@vc1801918 жыл бұрын
Magus is sexy henchman for that, but with the alternate plot twist of can be made good guy and can be party member (Beatrix from FF also follows this, albeit she's temporary). Seriously, have you even looked at his artwork? Elfin ears, ripped and a wicked scythe, he's the only possible interpretation of sexy henchman, albeit he comes off as main baddie initially until revealed to be henchman of the queen in question.
@alexvicpaul8 жыл бұрын
But the queen also has that stupid attitude and the multiple forms
@alexvicpaul8 жыл бұрын
Magus has got a very serious attitude and only 1 battle form
@vc1801918 жыл бұрын
Alessandro Paolino Like I said, alternate, and The Queen is not a henchman period, she's a ruler, entirely different kettle of fish.
@TheZeroSbr8 жыл бұрын
But she wasn't actually the same thing...
@CelioHogane9 жыл бұрын
"JK i have 2 more forms" I can't even...
@Alabaster-White9 жыл бұрын
+Celio Hogane Last form is just a cinematic battle.
@flameheadshero9 жыл бұрын
Also works in DBZ.
@tentacledood57849 жыл бұрын
TRUTH OVERDOSE! D:
@tentacledood57849 жыл бұрын
TRUTH OVERDOSE! D:
@funnehmahnoldaccount4639 жыл бұрын
+Celio Hogane YES YOU CAN!
@brocanncox62134 жыл бұрын
Never have I been so offended by something I totally agree with.
@vaporwavecow74623 жыл бұрын
amen brotha
@arobin32669 жыл бұрын
You wrote "Every Square Enix Game" wrong. Seriously Square Enix is the only one STILL doing that
@DonCapoeira9 жыл бұрын
+the guy in the corner It was great when FF 7 came around but they refuse to evolve the franchise which is why I stopped playing their games a long time ago. When they came out with Tactics, Vagrant Story and Parasite Eve, I figured that these were good examples of evolving variety in turn-based RPGs but Square didn't follow up on any of those titles and went right back to the well.
@deadlywork9 жыл бұрын
+the guy in the corner except for NieR. Which was excellent and completely NOT like anything in this video. However, that was made by an outside studio with non SE-staff. also, i would argue that JRPG's are still pretty formulaic for the most part, though perhaps not exactly with the exact same setup in this video.
@joeabc9 жыл бұрын
I reckon Just Cause 3 is nothing like this sort of thing, but maybe there' slide an inner plot that I was unable to understand.
@oro2play9 жыл бұрын
+DonCapoeira Tactics follows a few of these tropes though.
@GoddoDoggo9 жыл бұрын
+the guy in the corner *cough* Fire Emblem *cough cough* Except that's more tactical.
@blueberrymayhem60747 жыл бұрын
What about when there is the one shop where there's a baker or something that says "Here, I'll give you one of my best items free for no reason! Otherwise it'd cost you 300 diamonds or 999.99 USD!"
@DarkKnightDad6 жыл бұрын
i think you confused between JRPG and free 2 play RPG
@seanpeacock42904 жыл бұрын
I don't think that EA has made a JRPG yet...
@barvem8518 жыл бұрын
This should have been named "Every Squaresoft/Enix game ever.
@rocketdog7348 жыл бұрын
"Every popular Squaresoft/Enix game ever"* It's kinda depressing how the popular games are the ones that have more cliches, when you think about it
@barvem8518 жыл бұрын
Masao Uchiha Yeah, but to be fair, even though they follow a pattern, it's not as blatantly obvious as this but meh. I like trying to search for less known Final Fantasy games. Right now i'm planning to play Final Fantasy 1 through 5 since nobody talks about them because they were out on the famicom and even though they came out in remakes, nobody bought them with the exception of FF6 of course. So i'm taking a look at those games for starters.
@rocketdog7348 жыл бұрын
Oh, nice. I gotta say, I really like 4; it's pretty underrated.
@barvem8518 жыл бұрын
Masao Uchiha Nice, just got Final Fantasy chronicles but FF4 is going to have to wait it's turn but it's on my shelves. Just finished FF1, let me tell you though, you want a game that doesn't hold your hand? Pff, you think you get lost in Dark Souls, at least they give you directions as vague as they are, FF1, they're not even around to tell you what's going on besides "there's the bad guy, oh shit, you killed him already? Well now that you did that, hey you think you could fix the world? The bridge is fixed so you can advnace, go nuts bro" lol.
@rocketdog7348 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine. XD I've played video games where they suddenly let you go wherever you want without so much as some kind of clue of where to go next. I've encountered ridiculously tough enemies because of it
@lucasmarinho68162 жыл бұрын
The only unrealistic part was the skippable
@TI99Kitty Жыл бұрын
(skip)
@JokerShiranui8 жыл бұрын
This is literally every Golden Sun game that was ever released.
@crazy4sian8 жыл бұрын
There are only, like, three. The Final Fantasy or Tales franchise would be a more apt comparison.
@JokerShiranui8 жыл бұрын
Steve Son I've never played a Tales game and the only Final Fantasy games that I played didn't start out like this (I only played VII and the one with the knight that betrayed his kingdom, because the king turned evil (I don't remember exactly which one that was). I did play all 3 Golden Sun games though and they all fit almost every cliche mentioned in this video.
@TheLevelGrinders8 жыл бұрын
All 3 of them, including the first 2 which made up one whole game, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE GOLDEN SUN!
@WindXadepts8 жыл бұрын
Arbitrary minigames CHECK Silent protag CHECK Oddly sexual bad guy/girl that is actually the final boss CHECK 2 Form Final Boss CHECK Final Plot Device Attack CHECK Death of Loved One... family member CHECK Lol yeah pretty much, tho this is meant to be taken off more major series like Chrono/FF/Tales.
@mentalbreakgaming31027 жыл бұрын
WindXadepts I don't remember the plot device attack on the golden sun for ds what was that again? I just remember having every single djinn, and summoning the 4-5 same color djinn gods to kill it.
@ciangargan8 жыл бұрын
Why does college humour not have the resources to make videos like this anymore. You get one from time to time like this but now it's just the same group of people in the same room. Years ago you would get videos in different locations with large groups of actors or expensive animation like this.
@sleeexs8 жыл бұрын
***** I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back
@arshan58698 жыл бұрын
Cian Gargan
@ciangargan8 жыл бұрын
sage of six memes Arshan Yes?
@youcefaventor69738 жыл бұрын
one Word BUDGET
@0Regnier8 жыл бұрын
A lot of there people moved on or are working on different projects. Right about now, I think they're still recruiting and breaking in new people.
@mageofmangoes80998 жыл бұрын
4:00 I heard a rumor that the town is on fire and that I have third-degree burns!
@richardroberts60214 жыл бұрын
Even though I know this is a parody, I still kind of want to play this game
@NerdyCatCoffeeee3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. The JRPG world of magic and medieval times set somewhere in an inexistent universe which we use as an escape from the reality we don't really like much. I can relate
@kuro13wolf9 жыл бұрын
For anyone smashing their head against the wall trying to remember where the song at 2:17 is from, it's from the Dwarf Forest in Tomba. I performed my fair share of headwalling myself to be able to miraculously recall that.
@aravp.74959 жыл бұрын
I think only u did that
@kuro13wolf9 жыл бұрын
Nameless Warrior Even if one lone person in the world saves themselves a headwalling session from this comment, my job is done.
@aravp.74959 жыл бұрын
Ok
@unorthodoxJ9 жыл бұрын
Yea it took me a while to figure it out, specially since I assumed it must be an rpg at first Then the sound effect of the crawling spider things came in my head with the song and I figured it out
@kurussxcrad88579 жыл бұрын
Rhyme Bito Wow... made a comment a few seconds ago about that... I was surprised when I heard that music. Damn... I miss Tomba.
@Cowboycomando548 жыл бұрын
They forgot to show how a high powered rifle does less damage than a knife.
@SebOuiKin8 жыл бұрын
Or the ten hours cutscene summon that somehow manages to miss after blowing the entire univers to bits.
@Coolbond28 жыл бұрын
i seriously hate it when games pull that shit with powerfull attacks i mean for fucks sake if you blow up the sun and destroy the earth thats it GAME FUCKING OVER!
@HarryBillyBobGeorge8 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a game with an alternate ending that does that. Oh, the final boss got to use their ultimate attack before you killed them? The entire fucking solar system's gravity is now fucked up.
@TheYiffingAtheist7 жыл бұрын
Now do every Western RPG/Fantasy ever, full of orcs with axes and big bearded dwarves and elf archers.
@pronounjow6 жыл бұрын
Zach Martinez That's also every Korean MMO ever. Lol
@DarDarBinks19866 жыл бұрын
Unless it's in a post-apocalyptic setting with irradiated ghouls and people with Forced Evolutionary Virus, after a nuclear war. Because war...war never changes.
@FatherJohnCarmody6 жыл бұрын
And no actual story
@seannotshawn35216 жыл бұрын
See also: The Elder Scrolls Series
@gustavpezka14966 жыл бұрын
There are tonnes of western RPGs with good, non-repeating plot, different mechanics and very distinct settings(not just orks and dwarfes). JRPGs are basically same boring shit all over again.
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
Last boss: _"Damn, the heroes beat my minion! Maybe I should go personally kill them now while their levels and equipment are too weak to be a threat...nah, I'll just keep sending lesser minions they are capable of defeating until they are leveled up and geared up enough to beat me."_
@MischiefMeerkat6 жыл бұрын
"An actual goddamn Dinosaur" XD
@AwesomeHairo4 жыл бұрын
FF VIII reference
@scintillam_dei4 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs are fantasy so it fits. "No sun so they died out... but crocodiles basked in that non-existent sun!" "Also, raptors were too slow and weak to catch anything, so they unintentionally morphed into flightless proto-ostriches which then learned how to fly...."
@aeonshadow63257 жыл бұрын
Killing a God with the Power of Friendship... Incoming Persona Games...
@faec.22796 жыл бұрын
Aeon Shadow and Fire Emblem.
@talesofbravelyemblem40096 жыл бұрын
Literally Tales of Graces lmao
@MrKindaSux6 жыл бұрын
its actually shadow hearts!
@RoanoraZoro1236 жыл бұрын
"Thou art I... And I am thou... Thou hast established a new bond... Thou shalt be blessed when creating Personas of the _____ Arcana."
@DarDarBinks19866 жыл бұрын
Burn away the flags. Begin again.
@mechalinkergaming71698 жыл бұрын
This is not every JRPG ever... This is like EVERY DAMN FINAL FANTASY GAME EVER!
@undercolor61108 жыл бұрын
FF14 was an MMO, and also amazing. So was FF10, all the others suck though.
@ScreaminMadMurphy8 жыл бұрын
this is Mostly chrono trigger.
@exchangediary9688 жыл бұрын
guess you havent played Grandia
@ImNotBlueBro8 жыл бұрын
Actually only like, 4-5 of them follow this "plot" out of the 20 some games and spinoffs there are.
@jasonkang2838 жыл бұрын
loved grandia!!!!
@photoslicethis91578 жыл бұрын
This is the exact plot of white knight chronicles omg
@JokerShiranui8 жыл бұрын
And literally all the Golden Sun games.
@georgesiv20828 жыл бұрын
wild arms
@bdeamon18 жыл бұрын
at least 8 of the final fantasy games
@-lollipopsunder-70448 жыл бұрын
dragon quest 10.
@SporeShay8 жыл бұрын
And chrono trigger?
@PushoverMediaCritic8 жыл бұрын
Half of Golden Sun's plot is directly lifted for this. Unfortunately, it's not the better half.
@dragonslair9511677 жыл бұрын
Also Final Fantasy. And Blue Dragon. And Chrono Trigger.
@KidJV7 жыл бұрын
i love golden sun!!
@mustachebowser54218 жыл бұрын
I H E A R D A R U M O R T H A T M O N S T E R S A R E C O M I N G B A C K !
@Peter_19862 жыл бұрын
lol at 1:54, always that celebration dance after every single goddamn battle.
@mahodoki28917 жыл бұрын
Spot the references. The character sprites and portraits come from Final Fantasy Tactics The hero's home is Mario's Pad from Super Mario RPG Mom waking you for plot relevant festival is pretty general, but it most specifically calls Chrono Trigger to mind The town is Tactics Ogre Let Us Cling Together Battle menu is based off of Final Fantasy VI Music in the casino is from Tomba Final Boss area is from Illusion of Gaia I'm sure there's a lot I don't know about too.