At one time, I asked a guitar teacher to teach John Petrucii solo and he never showed up again... 😂
@bethanylarson25085 жыл бұрын
This video I think
@cloughinator79735 жыл бұрын
I said I liked the song Johnny Be Good, and my teacher played it until my lesson was over😂
@Simmy-ch3db5 жыл бұрын
So, I’m in high school, and I had just finished playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd style song for my high school Christmas show, and a blonde girl I had a crush on came up to me and said “You need to teach me how to play. And that’s how I met my girlfriend. See guys, guitar does get chicks.
@formerlyuntargeted5 жыл бұрын
Watching Tyler flirt with his own wife like a creep and then saying he has a boyfriend is actually hilarious
@dimitrissoult76774 жыл бұрын
Fuck u have 666 likes. I dont want to destroy this masterpiece
@servinyallchickens4 жыл бұрын
Dimtris Soult as BBC
@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj3 ай бұрын
That's not Tyler. That's Chad Reddington. He has his own channel. It's mostly just him playing long boring riffs with a lot of power chords
@Thatonegirl-qv5dt5 жыл бұрын
1:41 it sounds like an enderman dying
@matthewssp20165 жыл бұрын
Thatonegirl0987654321 LOL
@690subscribersformydoggo74 жыл бұрын
omg hahahahhahha
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THis
@julsiegamermove41154 жыл бұрын
IT DOES
@giovannibortoluzzi13844 жыл бұрын
your attention to details is outstanding
@larah55445 жыл бұрын
My lessons be like: 15 mins talking 10 mins looking for a New song 5mins of playing "alright see ya next week then"
@jameswhitburn97434 жыл бұрын
SAME
@UTBanjo4 жыл бұрын
Not mine! Half hour lesson. I'm playing within 60 seconds of sitting down(he expects you to be in tune when you hit the chair). If I play the previous material well alone, he makes me play it again with him adding rhythm or soling depending on what I'm playing. If he decides I don't need any more work on it, out comes something new within about 30 seconds. 5-10 minutes going over that, and the rest of the time playing stuff I've already learned.
@pierremorand91594 жыл бұрын
Are ur lessons during 30min?
@bread16164 жыл бұрын
Lol I have a 45 minute lesson with 5 min talking, 10 min of the scales, 20 min of playing and 10 min of finding a new song and staring to play the new song
@linux_b19694 жыл бұрын
My lessons are 20 minutes talking
@kostasz62584 жыл бұрын
I used to have the one that can't stop playing. He was a great teacher, a pretty cool person and he taught me some really nice stuff, but sometimes he would start improvising a blues solo that could go on for like 5 mins and I was like woahhhhh
@dominikweber43054 жыл бұрын
Same with my teacher but it's just because he loves music so much, I can understand him. Half of all the lessons we are just jamming😂
@johnp.smithasimpleman72814 жыл бұрын
@@dominikweber4305 That’s pretty cool tbh
@nathanaelcaballero2174 жыл бұрын
@@dominikweber4305 sounds like lots of fun...
@juicyjames20743 жыл бұрын
That’s probably the type that is the most tolerable.
@qwertpoiuy4302 жыл бұрын
@@johnp.smithasimpleman7281 it’s not when you pay them
@guyravenscroft81184 жыл бұрын
That guitar she is holding is the most un-Metallica solo guitar ever
@ChopperTours4 жыл бұрын
Thank got I found someone who said it. If you play metallica on that guitar you shouldnt be allowed to own it haha.
@dominikweber43054 жыл бұрын
Chill she's his wife and she can't play guitar
@guyravenscroft81184 жыл бұрын
Dominik Weber it’s a joke yeno
@jacoblopez5174 жыл бұрын
James uses that guitar model in the Nothing Else Matters music video. It's weird.
@KingRiverVlogs4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you don’t use a hollow body for a Metallica cover.
@clevelandfan23685 жыл бұрын
"I'm here for my lesson" *walks in with a $2000 guitar*
@buddacreem68775 жыл бұрын
Cleveland Fan23 what kind of guitar is it. I can’t figure it out. I really want one. It’s beautiful.
@No-xd1mi5 жыл бұрын
@@buddacreem6877 hollow body
@willwade80505 жыл бұрын
Looked like an Epiphone hollow body... Probably around $600-$800. Depending on the model. Not crazy to think nowadays but yeah, definitely a killer "first guitar" Rewatched the video yeah it's an epiphone, they have a 3 pickup model that's about $1000 but the one she has is a sub $800 guitar. Beautiful finish too 👍🤘✌👊
@Justin-wu8gw5 жыл бұрын
@MAdidas Damn, Is there one online?
@iexist79885 жыл бұрын
Tyler sees the expensive guitar take all my guitars
@bethanylarson25085 жыл бұрын
I'm going on tour with John Mayer!
@joeb35905 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!!!
@PDXguitarfreak5 жыл бұрын
Nice! But watch out... those hands like to get busy in many ways
@OhMeOhMy775 жыл бұрын
You be careful girl! And remember that you have a good man at home! Most of all, have a killer time!😎
@the_KING_andthe_DUCK5 жыл бұрын
Whatever Stephanie
@mikehuntsmells52535 жыл бұрын
Lucky!
@betacenturion2375 жыл бұрын
Tyler is basically a dad without a kid.
@matko80385 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah
@JacksonFuller4575 жыл бұрын
Admiral Ackbar it’s a trap
@camxmile5 жыл бұрын
Tyler is basically a kid with a wife. And guitars are his toys.
@knightwing51695 жыл бұрын
Nah. Tyler is more like your cool uncle who you enjoy being around more than your dad.
@Wasgud4 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher was awesome, he showed me the proper way to play, never got frustrated (I imagine that must be hard because I had a hard time remembering notes and stuff, still do). And he always encouraged me to do well and he'd tell me stories of how he used to jam out with his buddies. I stopped because I just wasn't feeling right in the head and just lost motivation. He begged for me to keep going because he had that much faith in me to play well and just continue whenever I can. I started playing the guitar again and I'm enjoying it so much. Thanks Raymond, you the man.
@dr.shivago24044 жыл бұрын
This was wholesome
@youreallygotmenow48552 жыл бұрын
You definitely did the right thing in getting into it again. I mean, why would you deprive yourself of such a beautiful and healthy thing to do? I alway say: "Do what you love, and do it with love".
@Roberttheguitarplayer3 ай бұрын
Same!
@victorstone11135 жыл бұрын
*You forgot the teacher who gets mad on every mistake we make while playing guitar.*
@randystache784 жыл бұрын
Bingo. That's the one I had.
@randystache784 жыл бұрын
@Placeholder by design I was 14 and it was a friend of my mom's. No escape!
@MidnightStorm49904 жыл бұрын
Ye I made a mistake on twinkle twinkle little star and he yelled at me 😔
@fdg33953 жыл бұрын
Yeah that type of guitar teacher Who shotgun on you when you make a little and trivial error
@zachvitto58313 жыл бұрын
my chad dad
@p2p5045 жыл бұрын
I remember, my teacher was strange: 1.He drunk lot of tea (like a jars of teas) 2.He had a big fingernail on right hand that he used like pick (and if i was wrong then he pricked me with his fingernail) 3.He always spooky staring at me while i played 4. Sometimes he just left the class and returned in about an hour(he had a problem with memory) 5.And he was sick all the time But i still miss him((
@Rack474 жыл бұрын
He sounds awesome. And a big long right hand thumb nail doesn't sound bad. Lol
@jbro27804 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it wasn’t a coke nail.
@KillianDeaton4 жыл бұрын
PVA that wasn’t tea in the jar 😂
@Jellylamps4 жыл бұрын
You met a cryptid
@Brucaleeffo4 жыл бұрын
sounds like Dave Van Ronk
@SoumikJamesBose5 жыл бұрын
You missed the one who gives exotic scale lessons to a beginner... 😂😂😂😂😂
@vecherinka46055 жыл бұрын
Yeah my guitar teacher
@jbasti2275 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@SoumikJamesBose5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@leonheartgaming63565 жыл бұрын
Are you personally attacking me, sir? XD
@ryanfoltz12765 жыл бұрын
Man I remember being 15 and buying a cheap, shitty piece of..... well shit, and watching the first lesson. It was literally just: * 30 second shred incorporating many distinct scales and picking styles * "Hey guys, John Smith with Guitar XYZ inc. * plugs company for 10 seconds * Today we're gonna learn guitar, alright WAAHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWEEEDLEWEEDLEWEEDLEWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@MyNameIsJohnCage5 жыл бұрын
Girl: I’m hanging out with my boyfriend Teacher: oh me too
@tiptippins70315 жыл бұрын
Malchinator his name is Tyler bucko
@pheraa77234 жыл бұрын
Tip Tippins and her name is Bethany
@genzeuronymous77874 жыл бұрын
I read “oh me to” at exactly the same he said it lol
@rujemricalde91464 жыл бұрын
ha gaee
@RealIG1253 жыл бұрын
gay
@roadkillmoth56105 жыл бұрын
"It smells really bad in here." "Like Teen Spirit?"
@bjarnonegames53944 жыл бұрын
I thought the whole time about if this joke is gonna be dropped
@julsiegamermove41154 жыл бұрын
I can play that on my bass and guitar. Not really an accomplishment but good enough
@Boss-cj6zn4 жыл бұрын
Keevx I waited so bad for them to make that reference
@Gamingwithgabe4 жыл бұрын
But he doesn’t believe in deodorant
@meckless4 жыл бұрын
XD
@cobaltnitrate57845 жыл бұрын
The teacher who just wants to jam? "I'll play rhythm and you do you"
@siriusorsomething74314 жыл бұрын
Have a similar one, we spent like, 15 ish weeks looking at scales, minor, major, pentatonic, blues, etc. I thought it was boring at the time but now that we just spent like, most of the lessons jamming out blues rock I fucking love the man for putting me through theory
@historicalvoices4 жыл бұрын
Lukas Axelsson same here
@historicalvoices4 жыл бұрын
Lukas Axelsson same here
@ethanmetro50964 жыл бұрын
@@siriusorsomething7431 my teacher was like that too. we spent over a year on music theory though. it was rough but now its awesome.
@siriusorsomething74314 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmetro5096 yeah, honestly when you understand it it's just so rewarding honestly. Shit sucks to learn tho, to this day when that man says "see, this chord is quite special" I want to make his skull meet my schecter, but, it is very fun when you understand.
@robertnokkvi52715 жыл бұрын
''So you like guys with faces?" I will be borrowing that pickup line...
@Lallilitli5 жыл бұрын
neibb
@yonikup28655 жыл бұрын
@@raddydydy Well, Sorry Pewds...
@cedricjohanpagapong95315 жыл бұрын
aye dooo you’ve been summoned
@MeatisMagic2565 жыл бұрын
Her "Not really." Me *becomes hollow man*
@sheepyboi42195 жыл бұрын
Raddycal I like Leg Man.
@trebmaster5 жыл бұрын
"OK here's your first lesson..." *just noodles for 30 minutes* "OK, so write that down...see you next week!"
@trebmaster5 жыл бұрын
Also, I TOTALLY had the *stinky* one when I started bass lessons.
@ohheylads5 жыл бұрын
FIRST!
@yearginclarke5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a lot of guitar players "let me show you this" or "I can play like this" and it turns out to be more fretboard wanking than anything else.
@atkstat45405 жыл бұрын
Literally my first guitar lesson ever. I told the dude the kind of music I wanted to learn, and he spent the remainder of the lesson noodling though riffs from the bands I listed.
@jonahwizard15 жыл бұрын
@@trebmaster It was probably stinky bass strings
@lorenzonovello6985 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guitar teacher who’s a bass player.
@姫いちご未来さくら5 жыл бұрын
Bassist...
@zacktrottier63735 жыл бұрын
My bass teacher is a guitar player so yeaaaa
@mr.fahrenheit3475 жыл бұрын
when i took bass lessons for a short amount of time the teacher was actually primarily a guitar teacher so i didn’t learn cool techniques.
@mr.fahrenheit3475 жыл бұрын
@@matteo-nf1kv I primarily play guitar but I play bass in my band so I really want to get stronger on bass. I just want to learn more techniques besides plucking and using the pick
@milkfgc5 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Novello I play bass but my teacher is a guitarist
@pheraa77234 жыл бұрын
My guitar lessons: 10 minutes talking about anime 10 minutes of scales and warm ups 15 minutes of trying to remember the song name 10 minutes of learning that one part we both forget
@_ikako_3 жыл бұрын
@@God-ch4hd nah bro, lessons cost money, just use youtube and yousician lmao
@CarlJohnson-ff6yb3 жыл бұрын
@@God-ch4hd learn all the basic chords try to be good at fingerstyle in 1-5 months and all that pentatonic and music theory will be made easier
@pwm_vrt63 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: You are self taught
@LiterallyEd5 жыл бұрын
6:47 "Keep going, don't stop." *Kidneys explode*
@viperregained694204 жыл бұрын
Underated lol
@ejtamayo53174 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@randomboiyo62545 жыл бұрын
You completely forgot the "I will now become your human metronome" teacher.
@malevolent54965 жыл бұрын
constant clicking...
@sethhhh75835 жыл бұрын
beep boop boop boop...
@juleslopez33425 жыл бұрын
@@sethhhh7583 rudy reference???
@sethhhh75835 жыл бұрын
@@juleslopez3342 yes bro ;)
@melodieh31384 жыл бұрын
But isn't that basically every guitar teacher at some point?
@kalvsl5 жыл бұрын
Marty Schwartz is my guitar teacher since day one
@josuetrujillo33685 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@kalvsl5 жыл бұрын
The best teacher you can enjoy for free
@mattyduncan46795 жыл бұрын
Marty is a real dude for sure.
@johnrafaelmakiramdam86835 жыл бұрын
Larry Gadon the smartest teacher of all time
@nerijusvilcinskas78515 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, what's up you guys! It's Marty with another lesson for you!
@zexionienzo41835 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher is chill cool and knows everything about guitar
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
Good for you! What is his contact information?
@umxi40774 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s my guitar teacher, I have really bad memory so I forget to go to my guitar lessons so when I come randomly after three weeks he’s like ‘hi come sit down let’s tune up your guitar’ he really doesn’t care. Probably the fact I don’t pay him my school music teacher does
@marshall1704 жыл бұрын
Triple _ ST my guitar teacher gets frustrated when I mess up a cord
@jamesgroom72814 жыл бұрын
Same
@patrickhenry10664 жыл бұрын
Practically, they all are cool
@GrimDude4 жыл бұрын
my guitar teacher was: ignore me, the actual beginner pay 100% attention to someone else, who has played guitar for 7 years :)
@hollischeblume63934 жыл бұрын
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@GrimDude4 жыл бұрын
@@hollischeblume6393 ?
@hollischeblume63934 жыл бұрын
@@GrimDude Too bad you got ignored
@haydenrhead76924 жыл бұрын
Did you have public lessons?
@RabidPrimeape5 жыл бұрын
At university my professor was a combination of "the one the likes you" and "the one that is overly nice". I was a self taught intermediate player at the time but he let me pass my "audition" because my finger range was "exceptional". He kept staring me down during each private class. Weird thing was he was an old man... and I'm a guy... felt uncomfortable at the time without knowing exactly why.
@Lun4rTing5 жыл бұрын
my teacher is the guy in his 50's with a 70's es335. that still listens to and plays metal with me. we just played soothsayer.
@snow57725 жыл бұрын
thats so cool
@Joker-qy2fv5 жыл бұрын
Mine too LoL
@metalboy51505 жыл бұрын
Crack him over the head and steal his badass guitar, lol. No, don't do that. But still, that's a badass guitar.
@Simplicity0705 жыл бұрын
Elias Tind reminds me a lot of my teacher he plays an ibanez es335
@necro_nova5 жыл бұрын
lol thats sick my instructor and i went over soothsayer just a couple weeks ago!
@littleangpao13225 жыл бұрын
You should've done a self taught one where it's just a phone screen and a lot of swearing from the person trying to learn (from experience 😔)
@just_m38144 жыл бұрын
Can relate 👀 But I am just a frustratet beginner 👀
@tristan34564 жыл бұрын
I did a big brain, I learned ukulele first, which was easier than guitar, and it made it easier to learn the guitar when I started.
@yofa14 жыл бұрын
@@tristan3456 Same lmao. But in my case, I can already play a bass, just need to incorporate 2 more strings
@blujay12944 жыл бұрын
"Just play this" *vibrates hand violently over fretboard, somehow playing the national anthem of Denmark* "Yeah just do that, you should be fine". God I hated that teacher.
@sylaswebb-brook39903 жыл бұрын
Did he actually play the national anthem of Denmark
@theboig62295 жыл бұрын
Hello, I’m here for my first lesson walks in with *Jimi Hendrix Strat* ... “Sorry I don’t teach left handed”
@MarioHernandez-zc7dv4 жыл бұрын
What.
@dr.shivago24044 жыл бұрын
@@MarioHernandez-zc7dv Hendrix used a right-handed strat with a leftie headstock, so the guitar looks left-handed
@santiagobravo96854 жыл бұрын
@@dr.shivago2404 hendrix was left handed
@molekyyli3 жыл бұрын
You dodged a bullet I guess. I hope you found somebody better. Lefty here too and fortunately my teacher has no issue with it.
@jonbell78562 жыл бұрын
@@dr.shivago2404 Hendrix played a fully right handed guitar just restrung. The headstock was not lefty
@ivancheshmedjiev42915 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure I have heard that lick at 4:00 somewhere. Oh nevermind I mistook it for the dying bird outside.
@franklehouillier88655 жыл бұрын
The one who hands you at least 15 pages of material every lesson. The one who spends the entire time transcribing their own solo for you to copy. The one who doesn't wear a shirt. The one who likes to gossip about the previous student. The one who spends all their time talking about when they were on tour in a band.
@nolader285 жыл бұрын
You had a lot of teachers...
@sneppysnack8095 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that the one who didn't wear a shirt wasn't a bassist?
@dennisjanssen68035 жыл бұрын
I've had this Rasta dude who i constantly smoked weed with. best teacher ever
@zombiekids34665 жыл бұрын
Are you from Serbia?
@gnrismyreligion87405 жыл бұрын
Literally BTE (best teacher ever)
@dennisjanssen68035 жыл бұрын
@@zombiekids3466 nope, the netherlands
@slys58715 жыл бұрын
@@dennisjanssen6803 Well then, no big deal
@dracosapphire68215 жыл бұрын
dennis janssen Zeg makker, dat is toevallig!
@Lascko5 жыл бұрын
You forgot one kind of teacher... The "Normal" Teacher... XD
@chunkymonkey54584 жыл бұрын
Lascko dude you’re hilarious keep it up
@gabrielgabbi23614 жыл бұрын
The "normal" teacher doesn't exist at all. The "normal" human doesn't exist, anyway.
@windtraffic29554 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgabbi2361 chill down aristoteles
@gabrielgabbi23614 жыл бұрын
@@windtraffic2955 )) my guitar teacher is also a bit weird))
@DaNil-ws8bc4 жыл бұрын
dsn't exist for sure
@starg4ziing6024 жыл бұрын
“So what are you doing after this lesson” “Oh hanging out with my boyfriend “ “Oh...me too” Me: *spits out snapple*
@releventgaming87534 жыл бұрын
What's a Snapple?
@kalazeth71054 жыл бұрын
Relevent Gaming Ice Tea i believe
@fuel2obsessions5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Classical teacher who shouts when you make it your own
@mojaverc15855 жыл бұрын
fuel2obsessions * uses C finger to play first string Classical guitar teacher: you useless idiot why are you even playing guitar, in fact leave this room and never come back.
@luysondeadlock46595 жыл бұрын
Yeah,i've commented it too
@Niels08065 жыл бұрын
Wait, Tyler has other guitars than PRS?
@joeduncan44875 жыл бұрын
*_NOOOOOO_*
@asonii-74605 жыл бұрын
No, unfortunately those guitars are payed actors.
@Niels08065 жыл бұрын
@@asonii-7460 oh damn now I take a closer look at it you're right man
@samtah11455 жыл бұрын
*Wait, THATS ILLEGAL.*
@russellmateja50015 жыл бұрын
Yeah lots
@PDXguitarfreak5 жыл бұрын
My first guitar teach was the coolest ever. I showed up for a lesson one day (this was back in 1984, when I was a wee lad), and he said how about we go to the Van Halen concert instead? It was my first concert too. And no, he wasn't a pedo... he was friends with my parents LOL
@CostasAn5 жыл бұрын
I can't think of a better first lesson than going to a Van Halen concert.
@minigungaming59155 жыл бұрын
He probably did it to hype you up about the lessons
@PDXguitarfreak5 жыл бұрын
@@CostasAn It wasn't the first lesson, but anyway man it was a killer show... it was at the Los Angeles Forum, and it was like watching the homecoming kings return. They were on top of the world.
@PDXguitarfreak5 жыл бұрын
@@disposablehero4110 LOL
@PDXguitarfreak5 жыл бұрын
@@minigungaming5915 Funny thing is that he wasn't really into Van Halen... my parents just thought it would be more fun if I went with him. He came from the older school that grew up on Hendrix/Clapton/Page. After the concert he said "you realize that his tone and tricks are all just about volume." LOL
@CocoasArt4 жыл бұрын
"What about guys with faces?" Nah bro sorry I date only face less boys 💁♀️✌💅
@NotoLumen3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Slenderman's gettin' game
@coryleblanc3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thighhighsenpaioof74233 жыл бұрын
Hey, my crush told me that when I asked her out
@mrcringe732263 жыл бұрын
So you are dating slender?
@irishpotato92984 жыл бұрын
My teacher was that one guy who had published lots of songs and was really popular in my state. Friggen legend he is. I’ve only been playing for like 3 years and have learned heaps
@jacobpierce545 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Eruption! My Favorite solo from Metallica's Dave Mustaine!
@marttiliinamaa71405 жыл бұрын
Barnacle Boy Confortably Numb from AC/DC’s Slash is better.
@user-sr1un2vu1j5 жыл бұрын
@@zippythedinosaurx3178 I was going to make some sort of snarky remark, but the end made me decide against it
@subwaygaragemusic5 жыл бұрын
Hotel California by Metallica's Kirk Hammett?
@andjustjizzforall5 жыл бұрын
Highway Star solo by Led Zeppelin's Tony Iommi is awesome
@jessepoysti76155 жыл бұрын
zippythedinosaur X actually, one interview he said that james kicked his dog and Dave punched him in the face, and that was basically it. I think he is not ”punk ass bitch”, I think he is one of the greatest guitarists of all time.
@markmalinowski59515 жыл бұрын
Similar to the overly nice one, the one who says stuff like "you have so much potential", "you have a knack for this", and "you could really be something someday" because they need students to keep coming back to pay the bills
@ethanbest89215 жыл бұрын
Mark Malinowski I thought he meant it :(
@manuelpadilla18915 жыл бұрын
@@ethanbest8921 same
@Emma-kz3zr5 жыл бұрын
Or they're used to nervous students, that are so physically tense... Building a students confidence is an acceptable foundation teaching method, (e.g. no one plays well if they cannot relax).
@markmalinowski59515 жыл бұрын
@@Emma-kz3zr I can agree with this. I just don't like it when they tell kids that they'll be the next Steve Vai. Commendation is important but teachers need to emphasize that skill is achieved by hard work and practice, not just talent. If you tell someone they have a "gift" they will get frustrated and stop when they get to the hard technical stuff because no amount of talent can break that wall.
@willowsstars75475 жыл бұрын
I think they usually mean it when they say that you have potential
@tinytim12915 жыл бұрын
“I’m ALWAYS sick” *plays lick* 😂😂 I can’t with you bro 🤣
@theopursall52844 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher literally gave me his guitar
@adventuretings3454 жыл бұрын
Why
@JINXV113 жыл бұрын
was it good?
@Alexces93 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@azazellon4 жыл бұрын
The strict teacher YOU ARENT PLAYING RIGHT" "THAT'S THE WRONG CHORD" "THE SOUND ISN'T CLEAN" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "GET OUT OF MY CLASS"
@rickdeckard3465 жыл бұрын
Also that creepy one who always tries to touch your hands more. Am I right guys? guys?
@killercour5 жыл бұрын
Mate i think you need a new teacher
@chandlerrose45455 жыл бұрын
LandoCowDelicion I second that.
@angadgianirogers18445 жыл бұрын
Goy im holy shit be careful kid
@ohheylads5 жыл бұрын
Don't talk to me or myself ever again
@DARKBassRsR5 жыл бұрын
Yepp I was 7 at that time and i remember i was being molested by my tchr I even remember him pulling down his pants and wanting me to touch it Veryy traumatizing But ofcourse it never happened and i just wasted ur time reading this post
@no_sleep_yx35 жыл бұрын
You forgot the “yousician” teacher
@ieo84465 жыл бұрын
More like Yousician "teacher"
@yellownoiseclub4 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to play the guitar but the beginning seemed so hArd ANd fUsTRatiNg!
@songsonyourmind4 жыл бұрын
@@yellownoiseclub But after trying yOusiciAn now it's hard, frustrating *AND* impossible! Stonks📈
@danielamartinez63234 жыл бұрын
is youcisian bad? i use it
@songsonyourmind4 жыл бұрын
@@danielamartinez6323 It's not bad. It's actually good to get you started with the guitar and not quit due to frustration. But in the long run it's not better than a real teacher. Of course you would play along with their stuff but it can't tell you your mistakes. And mistakes are best rectified in the beginning rather than picking them up permanently.
@Blitzentine5 жыл бұрын
T: "So what do you want to learn?" S: "Uhh... Scales" T: "Okay, what kind?" S: "Well, I don't know them?" Y'know, when a teacher was really bad at analysing student needs. On the flip side, when they're so dedicated to their own lesson plan they're trying to teach you stuff you learnt years ago.
@livvyclarke30814 жыл бұрын
The one who forgets what we did last time and won’t stop showing of his singing skills
@baseballcentral53555 жыл бұрын
“Play me one chord you really like...” “Cha Cha Real smooth”
@itsroyalzz31675 жыл бұрын
"Keep going, don't stop" *plays a note* "OOOOOHH"
@gilapo275 жыл бұрын
Reminds me to the video of what happens when you don’t know guitar and they ask you to keep playing
@clone_force_69525 жыл бұрын
My teacher is the one inside my head tbh
@molly-bd2lo5 жыл бұрын
"i dont like to go near chemicals" *i start thinking about mcr* "smells like something died in here" thatd be it :')
@all_panic_noddisco_12835 жыл бұрын
-ˋˏ Teacups ˎˊ- same :’)
@lonelyghost18515 жыл бұрын
I BRING GOOD NEWS
@milica74554 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE BACK BISH
@milica74554 жыл бұрын
AAAA CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM
@horriblehowell4 жыл бұрын
gfsdkjgsdfh i like your profile picture
@couchgaming55774 жыл бұрын
“What about guys with faces” lmao
@rainbowdash54954 жыл бұрын
I remember my first guitar teacher. He had a weird sitting posture and taught me a weird fingering technique where I would finger the frets at an angle - never broke that habit. His style is mine now. I also got his "spider fingers" while I was being taught. He was an excellent teacher, but the one after him was even better. A real shame that 2and teacher quit. I stopped lessons after that.
@khada2254 жыл бұрын
that "weird fingering technique" sounds interesting. well, probably have to discover it someday..
@rainbowdash54954 жыл бұрын
@@khada225 Another guitar instructor I had after the first one said it was "spider fingers* (basically I could stretch them far) and it was distinctly the way my previous instructor played guitar. I wish I could explain more, but it's been so long and my technique has probably changed since I stopped lessons, but I think it's just I bent my fingers at a weird angle. I'm not sure what's the proper way is though.
@CR1TIKAL_203 жыл бұрын
@Rainbow Dash that sounds so cool! Don’t be ashamed about that, as with fingering there is a VERY loose line of “proper technic” at least in my book. I mean look at Hendrix and compare how he holds his guitar to someone like Steve Vai. Everyone has a different playing technic, which is why I love this instrument so much! It’s so personable.
@bresnato23195 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to learn guitar but, the beginning always just seemed so slow...
@Branbreakers5 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough, I got that ad before this video
@aguycalledjackson8015 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher is less like a teacher and more like a study buddy
@GeorgeRasoulisMusic5 жыл бұрын
Im working like that after one year of the basic lessons. Its the best to be like a friend with your students :) With some of them,i played also in concerts ! JJGamerboy i think you got the perfect teacher.
@outr4ge6515 жыл бұрын
Me too! He's great. He always makes it fun. My favourite lessons are when we just jam out together
@madladmyles5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the one that always brings you down, and says you'll never be good enough... I'm self taught (If you liked my self doubt here you should sub and see my self doubt in videos)
@ernestogarcia31935 жыл бұрын
XD
@briano.57465 жыл бұрын
Ha me too , I feel ya brother! PEACE
@KitchenAppliance5 жыл бұрын
Oh that got me
@killercameo20915 жыл бұрын
That’s what I say to myself and I’m self taught too. Anyways I’ll never be good enough. 😢
@garrettnorthrup5 жыл бұрын
F
@armandomorales38095 жыл бұрын
Friend: hey do u know who tought u how to play guitar? Me: of course I know him he's me
@daveduffy28234 жыл бұрын
I learned from my friends Dad. He taught me the same way he taught his son, “No dummy, like this.”, “Were you dropped on your head?” This is no lie. He was hilarious.
@maximilien_43825 жыл бұрын
2:05 close your eyes and listen to the audio
@swapnabanerjee74615 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@maximilien_43825 жыл бұрын
@@swapnabanerjee7461 I'm sorry
@swapnabanerjee74615 жыл бұрын
@@maximilien_4382 huh why you sorry?
@maximilien_43825 жыл бұрын
@@swapnabanerjee7461 Cause i'm ashamed of my joke
@kevinlodewijk22255 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck. 😂😂😂
@snazz13635 жыл бұрын
This is why I teach myself...
@colinmcfadin74895 жыл бұрын
"yeah so eruption" lolz
@evillolipop27045 жыл бұрын
The life lesson one is my favorite.!!! The soft tune when he was giving a life lesson actually made me tear a-little.
@ejtamayo53174 жыл бұрын
Me when she walks into the shot That guitar is T H I C C
@descendinguniverse5 жыл бұрын
7:00 the most unrealistic thing I`ve ever seen!
@adabofeverything71205 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty much exactly how i got my fender 50th anniversary tele haha
@drangue47335 жыл бұрын
@@adabofeverything7120 Reallyyy ?? You lucky little bastard
@Harryson65 жыл бұрын
Watching this to make sure I’m not one of these type of teachers. Haha
@thetruthseeker88415 жыл бұрын
Me too !
@andreasthorsen65965 жыл бұрын
This the video that shows that you should learn guitar by yourself
@lovephantom5615 жыл бұрын
I NEVER HAD ONE, I TAUGHT GUITAR TO MYSELF!!
@abcdef-qd2rx5 жыл бұрын
hey same
@milbenz55864 жыл бұрын
Yepp me too
@Rick-jf5bd4 жыл бұрын
Marty music is my teacher
@killasjanitor4 жыл бұрын
@@Rick-jf5bd Same lmao, along with GuitarLessons365
@kr5bbypatty5505 жыл бұрын
For the life lesson teacher he reminds me of Robert California
@Slayer-zv9ho5 жыл бұрын
I love this reference to the office
@markmalinowski59515 жыл бұрын
Dwight: "Stop trying to figure me out." Rober California: "I already have."
@pendragon34345 жыл бұрын
Anytime someone asks me to teach them how to play guitar I automatically turn into the overly nice one. Not sure if it's because I care about their feelings or if it's because if I lie to then they'll leave me alone
@Sakaki985 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@Micky1997975 жыл бұрын
So true, the last one was hilarious
@Comrade.Question4 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher was a patchouli oil smelling Osho following grunge-loving hippie. He was awesome, I learned a lot from him.
@luansantana18434 жыл бұрын
I don't mind listening to the life lesson teacher. Probably would seem like a chill person to be around and talk to lol
@Donlagartoteayuda15 жыл бұрын
Actually I had all of those teachers In one.
@RC32Smiths015 жыл бұрын
I have never actually taken guitar lessons lmao. I always thought that learning from amazing people like you was a more prominent choice, and because of that decision here I am playing guitar when I could have just stopped years ago! This was a funny video indeed!
@yearginclarke5 жыл бұрын
I took a few lessons back when I was 15 in 2000, but after the guy showed me bar chords, power chords and a few basic songs with some solos, and also showed me how to use tablature, I continued learning by myself. During the pre/early internet era lessons were more common because the information to learn wasn't as easily accessible as it is now, especially if you were from a rural area like I was. Now you can learn all the basics for free online. Not that you couldn't learn on your own before the internet, but now everything is made so much easier to learn with all the videos etc. if you are willing to put in the effort.
@RC32Smiths015 жыл бұрын
@@yearginclarke Ahh yes that is true. I just always felt the need to learn on my own, because I honestly believe that now with my current skill, experience, and amount of time I have had with the instrument, I don't need to go to classes or lessons. Maybe the experience of witnessing a lesson could change my perspective eventually, but as of now, I am happy where I am. Also really informative and awesome story of your history to see my man.
@yearginclarke5 жыл бұрын
@@RC32Smiths01 Yeah I don't think anyone really needs lessons anymore. The only "lessons" I got after my start was playing with other guitarists and in a band. I did learn a little about song arrangement, timings and structure by playing in an amateur garage band from the more experienced guys. But mostly I learned everything on my own, and focused on developing playing by ear after a while.
@RC32Smiths015 жыл бұрын
@@yearginclarke Ahh yes I did most of the same, minus ever being in a band haha. Ye I find that not only learning on our own helps develop guitar skill as time progresses along with consistency and determination, it also makes ye feel proud of yourself and builds self esteem for more general life experiences.
@6stringcuber6835 жыл бұрын
Her:hanging out with my boyfriend Him:me too I was dying 😂
@zachbrown72725 жыл бұрын
I had a jazz teacher once who was really chill and a great guitarist, but apparently I reminded him a ton of himself, which after playing with him more I could totally see
@loopooh16324 жыл бұрын
5:15 when you drop your pick but you're playing on the ceiling
@Kol-xb6mv5 жыл бұрын
6:30 play something else bro
@marouaneGM5 жыл бұрын
You made laugh real hard, thanks man x)
@gabrielaldwin23315 жыл бұрын
Oh wow bro he’s like really good bro he really has the talent bro
@Kol-xb6mv5 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielaldwin2331 did he write this?
@Neel6315 жыл бұрын
Is this Pink Floyd?
@doomerius13005 жыл бұрын
0 3 5
@No_Liver5 жыл бұрын
I literally had EVERY single type of teacher in this video 😂
@grandudeproductions28593 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher once that could cram an hour of theory on top of 20 minutes of scales and teaching two songs at the same time every week within a 45 minute lesson. 😳 all while doing his best impression of the dude from whiplash. I could never practice enough for him. I was terrified of him. Years later I ran into him at a gig. His band opened for us. Dude in real life was cool as heck. We were good friends after that until he passed. Seriously terrifying though. 😳
@RedeemedTech3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how the life lesson one was actually really nice? You should definitely have a full vid like that btw
@uknowngamer10175 жыл бұрын
The best teacher is yourself and a mentor to help 👌🏼
@bigchezzy89894 жыл бұрын
i had the one that turns everything into a life lesson lol. honestly the best type, like 70% sure he was stoned most of the time but he made learning the guitar feel like getting high (if that makes any sense?)
@lucaprado5445 жыл бұрын
Mine is the "super nice teacher who gave classes to every musician in the city and now you go out in bars to play with him"
@ozgunkara19305 жыл бұрын
I've never taken lessons, did it all myself but if I ever had one he would probably be the stinky sick life lesson guy.
@Zfusion9118 ай бұрын
My teacher was every single one, because its you! Guitar super system is worth it guys.
@jamessexton24233 жыл бұрын
I had one teacher on the list.. The one who wouldn't stop playing. But then i got lucky and got the coolest teacher ever. He knew how to push me to do the boring stuff then would finish each lesson teaching whatever song i wanted. Best part was that he was the human embodiment of Auto the school bus driver on the simpsons. Dam i miss that dude!
@sergioamarant58785 жыл бұрын
i didn't know zach galifianakis plays guitar
@malanao4 жыл бұрын
Why is she learning a Metallica solo on a jazz guitar
@gloriousforever34514 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter
@releventgaming87534 жыл бұрын
@@gloriousforever3451 cause Nothing else matter's?...
@whytheabsolutefuckdoihavea36914 жыл бұрын
@@gloriousforever3451also it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing
@juanalonso36544 жыл бұрын
That why she going for the lessons 😂
@GlorifyGodInEverything3 жыл бұрын
Hey if it has strings, why the hell not haha
@lukekern78295 жыл бұрын
Being self taught I'm glad no one saw I'm the STINKY ONE
@KitchenAppliance5 жыл бұрын
Hell yea brother
@chlebiri11 ай бұрын
i love how the song "one" in the forgetful teacher starts it's lyrics with "I can't remember anything"
@melmel10715 жыл бұрын
My teacher was so nice. He was understanding. Perfect type of teacher. It’s sad he’s no longer doing lessons (I’m self teaching now)
@upplsuckimcool165 жыл бұрын
Definitely forgot the "I'm old never got anywhere so now I teach snot nosed kids and I hate it" guy.
@miavega98205 жыл бұрын
Lmao 'what about guys with faces' 'hanging out with my boyfriend ... Oh.. Me too'
@jojo1234a3 жыл бұрын
My dad taught me guitar, its actually disgusting how talented he is and has never taken a lesson, just sickening lol. He is totally the type of, “let me put your fingers in the right place and just dooooo it!”. I’ve learnt more from his many years of wisdom than I would have in my own lifetime of playing. Amazing tips and tricks, for guitar and playing live, things you’d never think could be a problem etc. I love my dad.
@robbieblackmore72723 жыл бұрын
Dude, Tyler... you’re a riot, man. Never change. 👍🏻👍🏻
@wildrea Жыл бұрын
My teacher was the best. He'd always be able to teach me new things in the best way
@goluch73335 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher only really does group lessons for small kids but he does private lessons for me ‘because I’m nice and listen to him’ 🤷♀️😂 He plays country but teaches me rock and he doesn’t know how to play stairway to heaven. Yes you read that right. Not that he isn’t able to just never learned to. He is a bit too nice and really wants to hear me sing because he’s convinced I’d be good when in reality I can’t sing for shit. He’s also constantly away either doing sessions or just away in general so I don’t get lessons every week. Cool dude tho I can’t complain that much