Every MARIO KART 8 COURSE Ranked from Worst to Best

I ranked EVERY MARIO KART 8 course from worst to best. Yes. All 96 individual tracks, including the DLC. This game has a lot of banger tracks (and plenty of stinkers) so sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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[@TheMacroShow]

Who let bro cook?

[@Dealzzzistaken]

Bro burnt the whole house down💀

[@sirmrmagoo]

Bro burnt My Eyes Out

[@semdre]

You can have your opinion but placing Mount wario at 63 is a crime 14:56

[@shannonbruton7800]

Please play hollow knight 🙏

[@magnetic9089]

I watched Wallace and Grommet as a kid because I hung out at my grandparents a lot and my family didn’t have tv, thanks for resurfacing that memory :)

[@dynawesome]

I’ve never seen a track ranking I disagree with more, which honestly makes the video more entertaining in a weird way!

[@Otter-Njoyer]

Honestly agreed, this ranking had me being like wtf? Every 5 rankings

[@flarky6465]

This video turns into a horror movie when you realize he hasn't said Tokyo Blur yet

[@bodyodorop3039]

I’m never reading comments while watching again. Well played.

[@flarky6465]

I'm sorry, I didn't expect to get so many likes 😢 (thanks everyone btw)

[@OrangeToadGamer]

when he didn't mention Toad's Turnpike until later on that's how I knew something was up

[@teeth227]

this is the best comment

[@Moon_FTF91]

When yoshies island came before tokyo blur i felt finished

[@AidanChickenNugget17]

The way my jaw dropped when he said Yoshis Island was their chance to go all in on the ethstetic... Like what? 😭 Also Tokyo blur not being in the bottom 4 is absolutely insane

[@Jhd306ck]

Frrrrr

[@Esiassweden]

I’m getting so tired of those people who use the cry emoji

[@DippySkippy0]

@@Esiasswedenit’s just an emoji…

[@AidenEmerson]

​@@Esiasswedenwe did not ask

[@thegoose1-23]

@@Esiassweden😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jowardgamer2708]

Bro did not just put Mt. wario in the C tier

[@jack_zotti]

frr

[@SirCleric]

that's what I'm SAYING bro

[@ratzytatzy]

top 5 track in the game at c tier 😭

[@jowardgamer2708]

@@ratzytatzy much agreed

[@kore8902]

S tier track

[@goodsoup11]

Putting Wii Rainbow road in 56th place is a real crime

[@michaelnielsen2067]

TRUE

[@JAYDENDELGADOtheTWOSOME]

OMG SO TRUE

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

Facts bro

[@craigshenton8191]

Especially when it's ranked below Tokyo blur

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

@@craigshenton8191 And Ice Ice Outpost (I think this track gets too much hate BUT COME ON) And Excitebike Arena And Baby Park And Sweet Sweet Canyon And Toad’s Turdpike SERIOUSLY WHYYYYY

[@leosmithzwift3170]

Genuinely the hardest vid ive ever had to watch who let bro cook

[@Matt-cq1oz]

But like it would be weird if everyone had the same idea tho. Even tho I heavily disagree with him 😂

[@Norbert80100]

Innit

[@alexandergilles8583]

bro burned the food

[@toripistefi6076]

Putting Royal Raceway as the 86th is a crime.

[@IamReyver]

Would be a crime if it was higher, that track sucks

[@VonSnuggles1412]

I love Royal Raceway on the higher CC's. Then again I disagree with a lot of the map placements because I play mainly on 150cc/200cc (200 with friends, 150 online)

[@schewpid.]

top 5

[@Carteriscool275]

@@IamReyverit is goated

[@leechew]

@@IamReyverit’s literally top 10 wdymmm????

[@sebabeje2]

Ok yoshis Island that low is a crime. Have you played the original yoshis island? This track perfectly captures that asthetic. Yoshi isnt even one of my favourite characters yet this is my favourite dlc track in the game, thats how good this track is.

[@irishdlt8066]

Never let bro cook again he stared a forest fire💀

[@howdy64]

Not only did he burned down the forest, but burned down the whole town.

[@twøwrldsapart]

Thank god I’m going to therapy today cause this is causing me mental trauma

[@supermetanix4988]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sivad937]

Now way bro put almost all of the tour maps above like half the list 😭

[@Esiassweden]

Why do use the emoji

[@MrFusion]

The fear I felt realizing he hadn't mentioned any of the city tracks within the first 10 minutes was unmatched

[@ChefSnaky]

Neo bowser city did not get its justice

[@joshdavenport6290]

Unpopular opinion, Neo Bowser City is my favorite Mario Kart track

[@Neo-Metal17]

I don't even like Neo Bowser City and it still feel like it didn't get it's justice.

[@TheMrMoneyMaker]

​@@joshdavenport6290MY MAN!!!

[@progamer69243]

SNES Bowser Castle 3 in D tier made my jaw drop

[@LastGen-Richtofen_69420]

Same, what the hell is he on

[@nintony2994]

This guys biggest mistake is swapping Toads Turnpike with Moonview Highway

[@tatertots2686]

I know it ur opnion, but baby park top 3 is hate crime.

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

any lower would be evil

[@RebelsSpite]

@@TrixterTheFemboyit being as high as it is, is a crime. It’s just a meme

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

@@RebelsSpite But an incredibly fun meme

[@blytheist]

Maybe this is my chaos incarnate self speaking, but bombs only baby park is some of the most fun I've had in this game

[@egreg2497]

I absolutely love Baby Park for the chaos but top 3 is a bit much

[@BacktosnackStreamArchive]

BRO ACTUALLY PUT THE S TIER TRACK THAT IS MOO MOO FREAKING MEADOWS IN F. NEVER LET HIM COOK AGAIN

[@jeremyhoevenvander2781]

So many takes to roast and you chose the one that is actually correct?

[@gsm4919]

@@jeremyhoevenvander2781it’s not an S tier tracks. BUT F??????

[@michaelnielsen2067]

That's just wrong. Moo Moo Meadows is such a classic! The re decoration was all it needed to be amazing!

[@Xenoblaze1]

Mount Wario being so low is criminal

[@ratzytatzy]

Alright, so Mount Wario, Wii rainbow road and Mushroom gorge are worse than tokyo blur..

[@supermetanix4988]

That really puts this video in perspective.

[@KXTGaming]

And Yoshi's Island somehow

[@viniciusalonso9784]

17:21 excuse me, WHAT????? The second best rainbow road to ever exist and a top 5 track down here?

[@Scearsie]

For me it is my favorite, whats your first then

[@viniciusalonso9784]

@@Scearsie 3ds rainbow road

[@Scearsie]

@@viniciusalonso9784 valid

[@Afrikkid]

@@viniciusalonso9784valid

[@viniciusalonso9784]

12:36 Waluigi Stadium in top 67? Who let bro cook, one of the best tracks

[@aquawrld]

for real it’s so fun 😭

[@GreysonThurber]

Justice for Moo Moo meadows 😞😞😭😭

[@noblearcanine2755]

Bro said the flowers are gorgeous. Maybe next time u should look at them close up and see how awfully made they are. They look like textures from Pokémon scarlet and violet lol

[@AidenEmerson]

The colors are neat but the models... 🤢🤢🤢

[@RedFlashdrive]

This was...a ranking video....that's for sure. 33:03 and bro, peach gardens did not have a unique final lap in Mario Kart DS.

[@KingBobaFett]

When he said that, I got so confused. I could've swore I never remembered that. And like I thought, yeah, there wasn't. XD

[@AidenEmerson]

​@@KingBobaFettAfter that, I'm convinced he did this so he could get attention

[@noblearcanine2755]

Putting Paris at 16th and not last is criminal

[@supermetanix4988]

Paris and Toad Circuit have similar gameplay as well.

[@Carteriscool275]

Last is a little harsh but I agree it shouldn’t be 16th

[@judith660]

Putting Athens as the worst city tract Is outrages

[@UndercoverHomeless]

Nah, Neo Bowser City in D is wild....

[@vanilluh.]

it pains me to see all the city tracks ranked so high when most are suuuuper boring 😔

[@anthonygallo3014]

Bro tried to cook a three course dinner extravaganza, but instead he burnt the appetizer, left the main course to grow cold and decompose, and threw up in the desert. He then slipped and fell in the kitchen, getting his disgusting, putrid, horrifically bad meal all over himself. Macro, leave the cooking to someone else and order take in from now on.

[@notfairdeletethistweet]

I, too, threw up in the desert.

[@goodsoup11]

Never let bro cook

[@komododefender]

We not gonna mention the fact that the animal crossing map has 4 different versions that alternate randomly? It might not be enough to push it above C Tier, but it’s still a cool thing that Macro should’ve mentioned 🤷‍♂️

[@AidenEmerson]

It deserves a high B tier for being a crossover track with unique elements alone. And also being one that's better than Hyrule Circuit don't @ me

[@Osibop]

Speaking of snowboards, I was snowboarding when a skier crashed into me and I fractured my knee. I’m watching this while recovering. :)

[@slappbassnow]

💀

[@SilliestSerena]

thats what you get for being a snowboarder

[@Osibop]

@@SilliestSerena bruh chill I’m just a kid

[@owentilly1113]

@@Osibopa kid who snowboards

[@Sady845]

​@@Osibophonestly I would watch something better to recover because this shit would make the pain stronger lmao

[@Daniel-mc3hm]

hey im usually never the guy to do this, but seriously it sounds like you havnt played enough mariokart. A ton of the F tier tracks you picked are the legitamately the most fun in the game because of all the shortcuts you can take (and a lot of people in the community support that). Thats mostly because theyre really good for bagging, and bagging is really fun; most people have less fun on a track where there is no opportunity for comebacks and the only way you can win is through racing lines. I feel like you may have ranked these more on visual design than on gameplay at all levels, and I think that leaves a lot of the nuance out of the discussion.

[@dexterussalt3917]

I completely agree brother

[@dilph]

While I agree with what you posted, the game sold 60+ million copies, and the part of the community that cares about stuff like bagging is probably around 2-3% of the overall amount of copies the game sold. With that said, the vast majority of players have fun just driving and going through the normal nonsense that is the mario kart experience, so these rankings while unpopular are honestly fine.

[@supermetanix4988]

VIOLATED

[@maganacgod6571]

Bagging is stupid, loser behaviour.

[@calussy8040]

While I agree with the bagging stance, Cheese Land has so many significant shortcuts that it's just completely chaos and isn't good imo.

[@HDRookie]

Damn you actually had a different top 5 than everyone else in the world. Shoutout to you for actually giving your honest opinions 😁

[@AidenEmerson]

I can respect honesty, but I can't respect someone who's just straight up wrong in almost every way in this video

[@HDRookie]

hard to be wrong about your own opinions. lol

[@Spinch_19383]

Never make a Mario Kart tier list again

[@weirdfishes364]

2:38 YEAH TOAD CIRCUIT YEAH BABY WOOO OMG ITS TOAD CIRCUIT

[@thefrogchamp600]

TOAD CIRCUIT YEAHHH

[@ciancaldera395]

YEEEAAAH TOAD CIRCUIT (Rip patrick)

[@PhroggyBoggy]

TOAD CIRCUIT

[@supermetanix4988]

YOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY TOAD CIRCUI- *Dies from excitement*

[@nicholasstocker8864]

YEAH BABY! IT’S TOAD CIRCUIT!

[@badguy1544]

No way he put Athens dash as the worst tour track

[@nintendokevinr1450]

What killed me was the fact that he said peach gardens changed routes in the DS, but that statement was completely false. This ranking did not eat at all.

[@KokonutOil]

This may be by far the worst Mario Kart ranking I have ever put my crusty eyes on...

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

I truly believe this is THE worst. Worse than Schaffrillas’s Super Circuot list

[@cuttlfresh]

toads turnpike near the top of list, but rosalinas ice world and royal raceway at the bottom? yeah sure ok dude makes total sense

[@Scordeloop]

Putting SNES Rainbow Road over Wii Rainbow Road is a crime

[@michaelnielsen2067]

TRUE

[@drybones2282]

This video was torture to watch ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Junolike]

You have some disastrous tastes in terms of mario kart tracks. But I love your vids, keep it up Macro ❤️

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Did you just put all the tracks in a randomizer for this ranking? I respect opinion but this is beyond parody I can’t imagine someone actually playing the game and having these opinions

[@theawecat27]

loved this, i haven't played mario kart in a while so it was really fun to remember all of my maps. yeah!! tick tock is #10 my favorite

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

Athens as the WORST Tour city???? Oh my word

[@mechzero6960]

This is by far the most GARBAGE tier list I have ever seen someone make on KZbin EVER! Never express your opinion for these game EVER AGAIN!

[@Zuczid]

It has got to be DK mountain for me!! Double dash brings back the best memories oh my goodess. Incredible video xD

[@tsukuyomi256]

38:02 Music Park is called Melody Motorway over here in the UK and it tickles my brain.

[@vee_real6]

Same

[@cheesecake2858]

31:22 to get up there, you gotta play on like 150cc or higher, or just use a mushroom and look up

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

Bro just be putting One Coarse Meal higher than Band Geeks💀

[@sirmrmagoo]

Mt. Wario Is S, How Dare You

[@Flake_19]

3 minutes in and this might actually be the worst list I've ever seen😭😭😭

[@it5br3ad]

if you think yoshi’s island is THAT low you should never be allowed to cook again 😭

[@juanmoreno5073]

Dont let him cook🥲

[@JorgeOrtizSauc2]

So…you like when Toad’s Turnpike lets you drive on the wall to avoid traffic (which is the main appeal of the course), but you’ll complain about Thwomp Ruins letting you drive on the wall to avoid the Thwomps (which is the main appeal in that course)….make it make sense, pick a side my guy, you either like having options or you don’t, you can’t be both.

[@NoahShanks27]

This is perfect timing, just got back into Mario Kart

[@geckopro]

Always a good day when Macro uploads

[@noblearcanine2755]

Why did bro have to have Wii rainbow road so low and n64 rainbow road so high 😢

[@manoquelegal]

n64 rr is VERY underrated, but i agree with you about wii rr

[@jewelreadstoomuch]

this is……. a ranking!

[@mr.rockleson4829]

While I respect your opinion. Mount wario and wii rainbow road in the bottom half is genuine and pure insanity 😭

[@Splat56]

He hates bagging tracks

[@IDksgeivib]

This is… definitely a tier list.

[@vincebaseballclips8322]

Damn bro you did mount warriors dirty

[@JB06isgoated]

HOW CAN THERE BE A WORSE TOADS TURNPIKE TOADS TURNPIKE IS JUST TOADS CIRCUIT BUT AT NIGHT

[@watermelon4888]

It’s just my personal bias but I love moo moo meadows 😭😭😭

[@breadgd1197]

never let this man cook again

[@liosns]

when you say " i had fun playing these maps" it means you didn't have good friends if you know what i mean.

[@jimrdm71]

0:26 “Which has made Mario kart 8 the biggest Mario kart game.” *Proceeds to show 8 Deluxe*

[@Lc._.1]

These aren't even opinions, the reasonings are just fucking objectively wrong, HELL! what reasons?!💀

[@turboshazed7370]

Make your own goofball

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

Haha funny but there’s a thing called respecting opinions, bro.

[@Consoledoomfist]

That 9/11 joke came out of no where 😂

[@KwigonNick]

To get to the upper level in shy guy falls after the water falls hold up on your joy stick to make you glide longer. Also, that track has banger music

[@thatJAWNraps]

dude put Mt.Wario in C and TOKYO BLUR (the lowest rated track in most polls) in solid B tier.....WHAAAAAAT?!

[@michaelnielsen2067]

I HAVE THOSE EXACT SAME THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

AND HE PUT WII RAINBOW ROAD IN THE C-TIER LIKE WHAT

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Me when people pick dolphin shoals over SNES Bowser's castle 3 in Mario kart online (dolphin shoals is good but I've played it so many times) Edit: HOW IS SNES BOWSER'S CASTLE THAT LOW

[@MannyGM]

Also, why is Wii Rainbow Road 56? And how's is the track, Basic?

[@JiggingtonSawface]

Just a little theory but… what if I told you this list was AI Generated? That’s why I’d guess baby park is at goddamn third

[@Mr.Galaxy2]

This video feels like if Macro asked ChatGPT how to make a MarioKart 8 DX Teir list.

[@SilliestSerena]

having exitebike at 4 is crazy cause its like bottom 5

[@FloofySune]

Macro is gonna be needing to watch his six after this list holy moley

[@BKaimana]

Recently did my own ranking for all these tracks, and immediately seeing Mario Circuit 3 at the bottom meant this was gonna be an interesting ranking to see.

[@Bored_King]

Who let bro cook 🗿

[@SkyThat1Guy]

Bro did not cook, he burnt and poisoned the food 💀

[@sunflowerprimate4942]

NEVER LET HIM RATE AGAIN 💀🙏

[@ColinHigglebottom-wf3yo]

Intro mad relatable

[@MrFusion]

I absolutely despise this list and it has brought suffering unkown upon me, but I still respect it. The Ice Ice Outpost pick was super based

[@coinsareback7453]

Mount wario in c tier never cook again

[@pogethedoge]

I was listening to this vid until wii rainbow road got placed in 56th.

[@mr.person1219]

You should really collab with Twd98 if you love Mario Kart so much. He's like iitzTimmy and Kandyrew of Mario Kart Wii

[@sethreitz3269]

Worst track list ever

[@donatogressbautista4843]

This guy is the worst noob in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The reasons on why he put at least half of the tracks on the wrong places, he pulled it out of his ass.

[@Beeggamr69]

Everyone who thinks this is the only ABSOLUTE ASS TIER Macro tier list 👇

[@lugazlol]

Baby Park in S tier?????????????!?!?!!!!!!??!

[@bluepirate54]

Speedrun Version: (this took so long to type) Mario Circuit 3: Most pointless DLC ever Donut Plains 3: Sucks Snow Lane: Kind of a miss Toad Circuit: Bad track GBA Mario Circuit: Really plain and boring Sunset Wilds: Cars land but worse Dry Dry Desert: Weak DS Mario Circuit: Boring track Moo Moo Meadows: Just a circle Sky Garden: Putting me to sleep Royal Raceway: Sauceless Cheese Land: Cheesy ass track Water Park: Kinda suck Sherbet Land: One of the most boring tracks Rosalinas Ice World: Boring ice track Daisy Circuit: Daisy go away Bone Dry Dunes: Too simple MK Stadium: Meh Merry Mountain: Sorry Santa Rock Rock Mountain : weeeh... Neo Bowser City: Drab Bowsers Castle 3: A lie Sky High Sundae: Pointless Moonview Highway: A worse version of Toads Turnpike and Shroom Ridge Dolphin Shoals: Not enough dolphins Yoshi's Island: æHp iNoOTt Riverside Park: Ok track Animal Crossing: Pretty disappointing DK Jungle: You can live without this one Waluigi Stadium: Painfully uninspired Athens Dash: Not a hero, this is a zero Mario Circuit Mk8: Basic Twisted Mansion: Should've been more mansion and less dead fishes Mount Wario: Better snowboarding maps Cloudtop Cruise: Typical in the sky cloud track Koopa Cape: I like water slides Sydney Sprint: Auww nauwr!! Rainbow Road Mk8: Doesn't feel magical Electrodrome: Weirdly plain looking Boo Lake: Banshee boardwalk but worse Wii Rainbow Road: Most mid rainbow road fs Sweet Sweet Canyon: Vanilla... Ghe ghe ghe ghe Piranha Plant Cove: Lacking in poppiness La Laps: I like 2/3 of it Shroom Ridge: A fine track Bangkok Rush: Kinda bangs. Ha? Ha? Mute City: Fine Hyrule Circuit: A bit underwhelming the more you think about it Mushroom Gorge: A good track Thwomp Ruins: Lame that you can skip the thwomps Cheep Cheep Beach: Good Tokyo Blur: Bit like a san fransisco track Toad Harbor: More like san fransisco Sunshine Airport: You think you're gonna cause 9.11 part 2 but no SNES Rainbow Road: Charming Wild Woods: Underrated Choco Mountain: Actually a fun time Dragon Driftway: Dope as hell Rome Avanti: Being at night is a miss Grumble Volcano: One hell of a course PP Slide: Feels like a slide... Dunu dunu dunu dunu dunu dunu dadadarrarardadaaddududu Singapore Speedway: Gorgeous city full of life Daisy Cruise: Small but still a good track London Loop: Captures the essence of Lunduhn prittih whell Ribbon Road: It's pretty good NY Minute: Captures the NYIU YORK energy Super Bell Subway: This is New York Yoshi Valley: Flows better Yoshi Circuit: So stupid it's genius Kalimari Desert: Rootin' tootin' good time Warios Gold Mine: Wario struck gold with this one Squeaky Clean Sprint: Good map Vancouver Velocity: The Canadians always get the good stuff :( DK Summit: Best snowboard track DK Mountain: DK Summit in summer Berlin Byways: Genius Shy Guy Falls: Up & down waterfalls... UP AND DOWN Madrid Drive: Mi gusta españa Ice Ice Outpost: Sick as hell Ninja Hideaway: Great addition to the game Paris Promenade: oUi OuI, it's lE frAnCE Peach Gardens: So glad it was remade Toads Turnpike: Fiiiiiiiirrrreee!!!! Wario Stadium: puts the W in Wario Maple Treeway: Very fun N64 Rainbow Road: It's so easy to fall off 😊 Tick Tock Clock: Hope it never stops coming back Amsterdam Drift: Play this track it's amazing Coconut Milk: It's still fantastic 3DS Rainbow Road : Holy crap this is a great rainbow road Bowsers Castle Mk8: Such a well designed track Music Park: What electrodrome wishes to be Excitebike Arena: F**k you, excitebike rules Baby Park: Pure chaos and everybody loves it Big Blue: It's fast, it's fresh, it's full of those movement floors and a waterslide! Waluigi Pinball: Best mario kart track ever made

[@magnetic9089]

Real, honest, unbiased, opinion That’s my opinion anyways :)

[@aquawrld]

i know you’re not good at the actual game itself, but rating maps like mount wario C tier because you don’t know how to play them is stupid 😭 considering you talked about uninspired maps prior like dolphin shoals, mount wario is one of the most creatively powerful tracks in the game, yet it’s a C tier??? ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@GamingFanactic911]

The fact Yoshi's Island is in D Tier is mind boggling to me. That is like Top 10 easy for me.

[@jasonweiden9167]

Especially with the secret shortcut when hitting all the boosters

[@lukaslilley9917]

As a Mario kart wii fan snes Mario circuit 3 is one of my favourite tracks of all time

[@hughlingard]

*critiques some tracks for being "too basic" in design* *ranks two literal ovals at #4 and #3* 😑

[@Splat56]

Snow land shortcut tho 😭

[@HiILikePizza]

Toads turdpike in top 20 is a crime

[@VerhagenRokus]

Mount Wario is the best for me just perfect. Also visit Amsterdam.