Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Yo, thanks for having me on! I tried to get Mount Wario, but it was taken. :(

[@Lucid_PZPL]

I mean it is Odyssey Central’s favourite Mario Kart track ever

[@Measuresderepo]

I love Schaff and all but when I realized you would be a cameo there was no way I was skipping this video

[@IggyWasTaken]

Love seeing one of my first favourite KZbinrs collab with one of my latest favourite KZbinrs! Your bit also made me Lol so good work PBG!

[@Luckyrabbit1927]

Got so excited when you showed up! You're the best man.

[@bricklejar]

you tried to mount wario how dirty

[@robby_zhang]

2:32:42 just because it’s 153 minutes in doesn’t mean we’re gonna ignore this sick bomb throw

[@dazzlingdiamond5348]

yeah I was incredibly hyped when I saw that for absolutely no reason

[@geno-metrix]

I would be raging if I was first… I would be so hyped if I was the one who threw it

[@mars6050]

It shouldn’t have mattered as much as it did to me, but god it was so hype

[@donanilao7724]

Jonathan will now hunt down Schaffrillas in his videos now, all so he gets his revenge for being absolutely robbed of his victory from this stupid crab.

[@chuckled125]

Just imagine the screaming when that happened

[@bryandraws5647]

The complete and utter confused disbelief Schaff had that the sun doesn’t set in Sunset Wilds is hilarious lol

[@bucket_hat_gt21]

Hi, I’m looking for other Thwomp Ruins music enthusiasts. R u one?

[@bucket_hat_gt21]

The 2nd part with the whistle-type thing is amazing imo

[@alexanderjackson9239]

@@bucket_hat_gt21I am!

[@Totasfunnynumber]

There was never a sunset in () Wilds

[@TheMNrailfan227]

“THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G TIER!!!!” That might be the single funniest thing Schaff has ever said

[@Queezz]

I know this was before the infamous “USE THE DE-HYDRATION GUN” bit but it’s definitely up there lmao

[@JazzyKetchup235]

1:27:07

[@claytonstacy4407]

CONGRATULATIONS TOAD’S TURNPIKE!!!!!! Schaffrillas Productions.

[@ElJugadorNitram]

He wasn't kidding💀

[@liamdude5722]

Only two other things he ranked have ended up in G Tier

[@MotionlessInWes]

The sheer rage in Schaff's voice when talking about Toad's Turnpike battle mode had me wheezing from laughter. Oscar worthy performance.

[@ElliYeetYT]

1:26:15 - 1:27:15 Is the Timestamp for those who want to see it.

[@DanialTarki]

I feel like that’s how he would talk about Artemis Fowl, without the intentional exaggeration and weird sarcasm, and being the only movie that he would give an 0/10. (Something I’m pretty sure I’ve said almost exactly like this statement before.)

[@TheDiamondCore]

@@DanialTarkihonestly, I don’t think Artemis Fowl was THAT bad, 0/10 is not really true But it’s not great either, I literally remember barely anything with it and it left me feeling absolutely nothing so its definitely “bad” lmao

[@Jurrasicmelon]

Man that’s seriously giving his dear Evan Hansen review and 3rd imprisoned section of the skyward sword video a run for their money

[@romanhoppe3868]

I dont think he was acting💀💀💀

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

0:00 Intro *D TIER* 6:46 Sunset Wilds _11:28__ GetMadz on Sunset Wilds!_ 12:15 Toad Circuit 14:25 Tokyo Blur 15:48 Mario Circuit 3 (SNES) _18:05__ Scott The Woz on Mario Circuit 3!_ 18:58 Dry Dry Desert *C- TIER* 20:18 London Loop 21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA) 22:26 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes 25:01 Water Park 26:11 Donut Plains 3 26:46 Twisted Mansion *C TIER* 27:42 Los Angeles Laps *C+ TIER* 28:39 Berlin Byways 30:10 Dragon Driftway 30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:03 Cheese Land 33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U) _34:34__ Olivia Mendel on Rainbow Road MK8!_ 35:46 Sky Garden *B- TIER* 38:16 Rock Rock Mountain 39:18 Sky-High Sundae 40:42 Vancouver Velocity 41:37 Mario Circuit (DS) _42:44__ Albert Boris on DS Mario Circuit!_ 43:25 Boo Lake 44:02 Daisy Circuit 46:38 Merry Mountain _48:04__ Arlo on Merry Mountain!_ 48:49 Rosalina's Ice World 49:52 Neo Bowser City _50:33__ GWallPro on Neo Bowser City!_ 51:14 Dolphin Shoals 52:16 Paris Promenade 53:08 Mario Kart Stadium _53:33__ Ranking Every Game's Starter Course!_ 55:16 New York Minute _56:16__ Goop Videos on New York Minute!_ *B TIER* 57:09 Ice Ice Outpost 59:41 Yoshi Valley 1:01:08 Rome Avanti 1:02:12 Koopa Cape 1:03:31 Riverside Park 1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U) 1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit _1:06:00__ Captain Astronaut on Yoshi Circuit!_ 1:06:50 Amsterdam Drift 1:07:34 Piranha Plant Cove 1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins 1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit _1:11:35__ Swiftjar on Hyrule Circuit!_ 1:12:20 Wild Woods _1:12:54__ SilokHawk on Wild Woods!_ 1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U) _1:14:29__ YINSED on MK8 Bowser's Castle!_ *B+ TIER* 1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES) 1:15:59 Excitebike Arena _1:16:41__ Macro on Excitebike Arena!_ *BATTLE MODE* 1:17:17 Ranking Each Battle Mode! 1:18:37 Ranking Each Battle Track! 1:22:17 Battle Mode on Wii U 1:23:28 Ranking Each Wii U Battle Course 1:27:16 Squarespace *BACK TO REGULAR TRACKS* 1:28:22 Sunshine Airport 1:29:45 Bangkok Rush 1:30:31 Royal Raceway 1:31:13 Madrid Drive 1:32:07 Sherbet Land 1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows _1:35:12__ Shyntos on Moo Moo Meadows!_ 1:35:40 Animal Crossing _1:37:21__ MissFushi on Animal Crossing!_ 1:37:55 Choco Mountain 1:38:54 Shroom Ridge *A- TIER* 1:39:52 Wario Stadium 1:40:40 Sydney Sprint 1:41:27 Baby Park _1:42:24__ PeanutButterGamer on Baby Park!_ 1:43:15 Toad Harbor 1:43:45 Athens Dash _1:44:46__ Schaff's Grandma on Athens Dash!_ 1:45:33 Grumble Volcano 1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine *A TIER* 1:47:55 Daisy Cruiser 1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls _1:49:06__ AKfamilyhome on Shy Guy Falls!_ 1:49:46 DK Summit 1:50:45 Super Bell Subway 1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64) 1:54:40 Ribbon Road 1:55:33 Coconut Mall 1:57:52 Mushroom Gorge 1:58:41 DK Mountain 1:59:46 DK Jungle _2:00:21__ Sir Musty on DK Jungle!_ 2:01:04 Bowser Castle 3 (SNES) 2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise _2:03:32__ Jon Cartwright on Cloudtop Cruise!_ 2:04:05 Snow Land *A+ TIER* 2:05:40 Kalimari Desert 2:07:22 Mute City 2:08:06 Peach Gardens 2:09:38 Singapore Speedway _2:11:00__ AntDude on Singapore Speedway!_ 2:11:53 Moonview Highway 2:14:04 Yoshi's Island _2:16:08__ MasaeAnela on Yoshi's Island!_ 2:16:49 Mount Wario _2:18:48__ Odyssey Central on Mount Wario!_ *S TIER* 2:19:33 Waluigi Stadium 2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:23 Electrodrome 2:23:35 Music Park _2:24:10__ TetraBitGaming on Music Park!_ 2:24:53 Maple Treeway _2:25:46__ Shesez on Maple Treeway!_ 2:26:29 Waluigi Pinball _2:27:58__ BusterCorp on Waluigi Pinball!_ 2:28:25 Squeaky Clean Sprint _2:31:02__ Nathaniel Bandy on Squeaky Clean Sprint!_ 2:31:45 Big Blue _2:32:54__ Uncultured Swine on Big Blue!_ 2:33:49 Rainbow Road (Wii) 2:36:06 Ninja Hideaway 2:38:34 Rainbow Road (3DS) 2:40:28 Outro Let me know if I need to correct anything! This comment probably won't get a lot of likes because I'm making it a few hours after the video came out. I don’t like begging for likes, but likes mean that more people can see this comment, so please like if you think it deserves it! Have a wonderful day!

[@GatoGovroom]

Big blue deserves 1st place cause one thing...speed.

[@DanialTarki]

**In Shao Kahn voice** *Excellent.*

[@bluebaron6811]

*A Schafrillas heart?* it must be a blue moon!

[@smokedsanjl]

not when Mkwii Rainbow road exists @@GatoGovroom

[@GatoGovroom]

Did I ask you!

[@wigglermain]

schaff putting out TWO feature-length videos (that also happen to be some of his best to date) in the span of a month is actually insane

[@wigglermain]

shout out to the editors and those that helped out with the scripts as well, these have been incredibly enjoyable and entertaining on all fronts.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Aside from his slander of the Lost World (and the other JP sequels) in the Spielberg ranking, I agree

[@luigiwiiUU]

​@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875Lost World is ass

[@RyneMcKinney]

It's Christmas

[@liamdude5722]

Just wait for 2024

[@TheOmniverse1]

1:04:44 "I'm in the love with the shape of Yoshi."

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

hol'up

[@AnoushPinkfox]

Full version when?

[@TheOmniverse1]

@@AnoushPinkfox& @nikoskonstantinidis4069 It's just a custom jingle Schafrillas made for the specific track in the countdown. I find the jingles funny whenever Yoshi says his name in a deeper voice than normal.

[@AnoushPinkfox]

@@TheOmniverse1 I know, I'm just saying someone needs a full version made lmao

[@jackkane9679]

​@TheOmniverse1 it wasn't a yoshi soundbyte, it was popular youtuber videogamedunkey. Also play animal well

[@Akumpo274]

Schaff slowly becoming more and more unhinged as he discussed the battle mode for 8 is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing of all time 😭

[@Starkiller-f6q]

He went OFF on Toad’s Turnpike. I was genuinely shocked that he gave it the prestigious honor of G tier. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Schaffrillas that angry since his Mulan (2020) review. You can hear the pure hatred and malice in his voice. It was funny but I also felt bad for the pain he had to endure playing that monstrosity.

[@liamhall6702]

Yea it was something funny but sad lol

[@hazbobaggins]

Yoooo Musquire gang! And yes that was probably my favourite segment in a Schaffrillas video

[@Totasfunnynumber]

The way he announced that toad's turnpike as a G tier absolutely destroyed my lungs

[@maxmeidl4909]

His shear rage delivery is Oscar-worthy

[@Odyssey_Central]

This video was absolutely fantastic! Thank you so much for having me on, it was a ton of fun!

[@batmanbud2]

Thanks for injecting Cool Bowser into a Schaff video.

[@jumentoqueanima]

You are the best, dude!

[@jumentoqueanima]

​@@batmanbud2That will be in history books!

[@ToadDuck]

You added coolbowser to the video thats awesome

[@HonkinGooseGeek]

Cool bowser is the best meme on the internet thank you for blessing me with it again

[@gonaldginkus6228]

I just want to give a MASSIVE commendation to Schaff and his team. I know that this year has been really hard for a lot of you, but I had never seen a year where your stuff had been so consistently great. You’ve brought so much joy to us all. I hope from now on things only get better for all of you. Now have a very Merry Christmas, you all deserve it.🎄

[@TheSteamLord]

Merry Christmas to you too!

[@AltKaxREAL]

Merry Xmas for y'all! hoping next year can be just as great for games as this one was, huge respect for schaff for churning out such high quality content every couple of months 💙

[@guusthomassen9945]

I read condemnation 💀

[@westform22]

Schaff has a team?!???!??!!

[@yeetproductionsbah3809]

@@guusthomassen9945sex protection 💀

[@superchespin1229]

I love the little detail that the opening number thing for Piranha Plant Slide in the MK7 ranking is, "Slide to the left," and the opening for it here is, "Slide to the right!" Delightful!

[@CascadianRanger]

Schaff just established a G tier. This is lore now. This is a canon event

[@AxelHerp]

I second the motion!

[@bluebaron6811]

There would've been a G tier earlier if he brought up mission mode in DS. Not that Mission mode was bad; it was very fun, but holy shit there were a couple of nuclear shells in there.

[@romanpattysstuff]

Yet no "E-tier" which would've been way logical

[@Rose337]

@@romanpattysstuffbut that would imply its better than f

[@PinkGoldPeach23105]

Shrek the Third is G tier

[@TheMacroShow]

Finally finished the video, and I’m glad you didn’t put Excite Bike dead last

[@Mrloophole]

It should definitely be higher though

[@Goomba456]

​@@MrloopholeI feel like people would like it slightly more with better airborne physics. Also it's definitely way more fun in 200cc

[@prestonandtom9337]

If it were my list I would've put it on 2nd to last.

[@harribo2323]

​@@prestonandtom9337yeh me too

[@jumentoqueanima]

@@Goomba456 I really like playing on 200cc, the high speed is incredible, don't you think? :D

[@queenjohnbee3411]

1:27:07 “THIS SHIT BELONGS IN *G TIERRR* CONGRATULATIONS TOADS TURNPIKE” made me laugh for reals. Slay

[@KingKoopa777]

01:26:21 Bigger 8 with HUGE CARS😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@UltimateDespairado]

1:26:43 SOME DUMBASS MOO MOO MEADOWS TRUCK IS IN YOUR GODDAMN WAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KawaiiKing64]

1:26:10 I just... *_I DON'T U N D E R S T A N D_* XDD

[@UltimateDespairado]

Also it’s Toad’s Turdpike Toad’s Turnpike is the racing course

[@yuvansgameworld661]

Chill out Schaffrillas 😂😂😂😂

[@urtiz]

Base Game: 18:58 Dry Dry Desert 21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA) 22:26 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes 25:01 Water Park 26:11 Donut Plains 3 26:46 Twisted Mansion 30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon 33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U) 51:14 Dolphin Shoals 53:08 Mario Kart Stadium 59:41 Yoshi Valley 1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U) 1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins 1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U) 1:28:22 Sunshine Airport 1:30:31 Royal Raceway 1:32:07 Sherbet Land 1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows 1:39:52 Wario Stadium 1:43:15 Toad Harbor 1:45:33 Grumble Volcano 1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls 1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64) 1:59:46 DK Jungle 2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise 2:16:49 Mount Wario 2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:23 Electrodrome 2:23:35 Music Park DLC: 30:10 Dragon Driftway 32:03 Cheese Land 49:52 Neo Bowser City 57:09 Ice Ice Outpost 1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit 1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit 1:12:20 Wild Woods 1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES) 1:15:59 Excitebike Arena 1:35:40 Animal Crossing 1:41:27 Baby Park 1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine 1:50:45 Super Bell Subway 1:54:40 Ribbon Road 2:07:22 Mute City 2:31:45 Big Blue

[@NathanielBandy]

Oh nice it's out! I'll check this later today :)

[@ac_joshua_soupy]

It’s truly epic

[@shawnwicker7275]

Are you Nathaniel b?

[@HoDoBoDo]

Before anyone else says it, I just wanna say...hey ain't you Nathaniel B!?

[@hausquad]

Something Something Nathaniel B

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

just checking the comments and then... hold up! ain't you nathaniel B?

[@1stbroz]

Honestly, the best part of this video is absolutely the ending. Hearing Schaff talk about how excited he is to be able to talk about the things he loves instead of being held back to only being known as a movie reviewer really put a smile on my face. You can hear how happy and free he sounds knowing what the future holds for all of his channels. I actually felt emotional knowing how long I spent here and seeing him feel happy doing what he loves instead of feeling required to do something out of meeting the expectations of others.

[@alecchristiaen4856]

Honestly, most of the people I watch on youtube could get away with a change in topic. I watched OSP red (normally the ace queen of myhology) talk about solar eclipses. I watched Sovietwomble (self-proclaimed knobjockey/video game youtuber have a long-ass meltdown over The Forest) I've watched Hbomberguy (long-format video essayist/debunker of conservative conspiracy theories) talk at length about the Roblox Oof-sound, and the guy who claims to have made it (his mom is very proud). These people, just like Shaff, have obvious types of video subjects, but sometimes it's particuluarly fun to see them try new things, kinda like a holodeck or crossover episode.

[@juanp7691]

​@@alecchristiaen4856 I sometimes even prefer when that happens. It's something new and it's awesome to see the opinions of those people when normally their usual type of content makes that more difficult

[@C0ndensedMilk27]

same, glad hes doing well

[@wiiwheel523]

Schaff’s unbridled rage towards the Wii U Battle Mode is both hilarious and really shocking, I’ve never seen him THIS mad before, like damn man 😭

[@aidanredding8058]

You clearly didn't watch the Sony ranking

[@FlatAssTruther]

Or the Dear Evan Hanson Movie review or the Mulan 2020 review 😭 No but seriously check those out if you want more angry Schaff.

[@wiiwheel523]

oh my god, I forgot about those 😭

[@FloridianFool]

Honestly, his broken delivery when saying the number eight spot just says it all

[@NickAndriadze]

He was genuinely more mad when he talked about Surfs Up 2 Wave Mania in the Sony video and almost as mad when he talked about *HOP* in Illumination ranking, but yeah.

[@Styrophoamicus]

"Boston Building" continues to be my favorite Schaff reference. Truly commitment to the bit.

[@JeffryJoe]

ZOO WEE MAMA

[@walkerphillips2818]

@@JeffryJoeGET OUT

[@JP-GH_Animations]

My Fav Part: 1:44:56 Schaff: Grandma, does this look like Grece? * 10 Seconds of Silence * Schaff's Grandma: No. LMFAOOOOO

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

My main takeaway is that he doesn't know the moving walkway things exist in virtually every airport in the world. But seriously, this was a great video. Really felt like the culmination of this ongoing series, and the cameos certainly added to that special feeling. Good luck going into the new year!

[@ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount]

I completely agree, this was the perfect send off to this channel’s 2023

[@Hawkatana]

Yeah, Sydney airport has a couple.

[@Zekiraeth]

Yeah I was so confused about that. Every airport I've been in has had those. Are they less common in America or something?

[@dinotaco4651]

@@Zekiraeth Not all of the ones in the US have them. Only the major ones from what little I've seen

[@Zekiraeth]

@@dinotaco4651 Interesting. I've mostly traveled in Europe, where they seem to be pretty universal. Although now that I think about it, I've rarely had to go through any minor airports, since I only fly when the distance is too far for other transport options within a reasonable time. Perhaps going through smaller airports is more common in America, due to the distance between the east and west coasts and relative emptiness in the middle, combined with the lack of non-car transport options. Anyway, there's a lot of possible factors influencing this, but I'll stop rambling. The main thing is that it's pretty funny that Schaff thought Airport Boost Pads were unique to Chicago when they exist all over the world.

[@Nube-Gamer]

1:44:47 Definitely my favorite part in Schafrillas History. So wholesome to see new members of the Schafrillas family

[@Emma-xg1yh]

Yiayias are just superior

[@theinimitablejora522]

The Greeks in the audience all shed a single tear at that one Except me, I shed two

[@Silver75983]

M Y G R A N D M A

[@gsjohn25]

Bu.. but I thought she got eaten

[@theinimitablejora522]

You underestimate the power of the yiayia@@gsjohn25

[@weilir7065]

i cant believe this video is only 4 months old, it hit me when listening to the end credits. it just feels like such an integeral part of this channel that ive been rewatching and rewatching that it must have been around for longer. one of your best videos schaff.

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

Same here.

[@Akfamilyhome]

Thanks for having me on! Until Bob-ombs get a dedicated course in Mario Kart, Shy Guy Falls is still pretty top-tier

[@jumentoqueanima]

You're awesome! Have a wonderfull Christmas.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Bob-omb Battlefield course for Mario Kart 10

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

That would be prime material to bring King Bob-Omb into the mainstream!

[@bingusmingus9599]

1:27:00 He sounds so genuinely mad and then he brought out the G tier

[@maxmeidl4909]

I like to imagine Schaff is now the real tamatoa and just forces Moana to listen to his niche interests when she falls into his monster cave. I'm always amazed at how many expressions he manages to get out of a single character from Moana.

[@pinkjellyfiiish]

I love imagining Tamatoa just screaming at Moana as he talks about the original battle courses

[@SoulSylvia]

@@wilben8570tamatoa is like schaff's morshu

[@treefren9040]

dude I literally had the exact same thought while watching this video, thank you for making me not feel crazy for thinking this

[@_-Lx-_]

NGL, I associate Tamatoa more with Schaf than Moanna or Tammattoa nowdays. Moana didn't resonate with me like it did some others.

[@maxmeidl4909]

“The west coast of the country might as well be a different continent from the east coast” As someone from the midwest, I couldn’t agree more. Especially in large part to the whopping three hour time difference.

[@alanaolmes4480]

Well that eliminates your location to three places. OH, IN, or MI?

[@maxmeidl4909]

@@alanaolmes4480 try and guess which of the three I am from.

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

Aaaay, fellow Midwesterner!

[@WeegeepieYT]

I literally never knew Excitebike arena was randomized every race wtf

[@WeegeepieYT]

how is this the first time I hear akfamilyhome's voice

[@bear_animates]

Are you serious rn bro

[@neckapples3526]

That's cause it's not randomized when played online or on time trials. Just in offline races.

[@bear_animates]

@@neckapples3526 I do offline races and it feels the same to me

[@davidkonevky7372]

​@@neckapples3526even then I feel like the randomizations doesn't feel random enough

[@DanGamingFan2406]

It's time. After an entire year, we've finally reached the finale, and what better way to end it than with a nearly 3 hour ranking with dozens of cameos from other great content creators, of one of the best and definitely biggest game in the series. A few of these numerous courses are among the best in all of Mario Kart. Thank you for this amazing gift, Schaffrillas. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.

[@watershipup7101]

Agreed

[@TheFirstCurse1]

​@@watershipup7101Disagreed

[@20000dino]

I’m sick of seeing you everywhere. Cringe.

[@kingadam69]

I was actually very shcoked when GetMadz and Tetra came on. I love Tetra's videos so seeing him was a treat.

[@jumentoqueanima]

Yesir.

[@LucilleThorn]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ICE ICE OUTPOST THE SYNTHS, THE STRINGS, ITS SO INTENSE AND CHILL AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE IT

[@castform7]

Someone in a comment section for the song said it kinda sounds like a battle theme and I could almost feel it be true if it were a little longer but it made start to hear what made this music track so lovely.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

yeah I never really listened to it but wtf it sounds like a Xenoblade battle theme

[@kitsubi11]

It reminds me of windmill isle from sonic thanks to the godlike violin melody

[@jumentoqueanima]

Yesir.

[@Leo-01928]

YES FINALLY SOMONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THE MUSIC OF ICE ICE OUTPOST IS THE SECONDCOMMING OF CHRIST

[@Yesenn]

1:02:57 Right here I realized, the Mario Kart 8 Koopa Cape could have been pretty cool of they kept the closed tube, but added anti-gravity, so you could go all around the insides of the tube.

[@shadowmamba95]

They should have added the obstacles, while adding the boosters within the empty gaps.

[@YoSquid]

That last part when Schaff talks about his plans and passion for next year, it made me tear up a bit. Thank you for everything, man!

[@soccerplayr98]

Schaff’s editors have outdone themselves. So many great crab frames

[@criticalblaster458]

Yup, still can't believe Disney stole the idea.

[@Booksds]

One aspect of all your ranking videos I always enjoy is the audio you use during the course transitions. It’s like getting to play a little guessing game for which course is associated with which clip before the actual name is revealed, plus some occasional YTP sentence-mixing goodness! I don’t often see any comments about it, but it really adds an element of fun to the viewing experience. Keep it up Schaff/Schaff’s editing team!

[@Duskool]

Yeah same,i love the slight YTP aspect to that element of these videos of his, it's so fun and funny most of the time. Based Waxonator reference

[@blackbloom8552]

I don`t know why but"i`m in love with the shape of`YOSHI`" is making me giggle every time

[@Oomphboi]

Same dude

[@maxmeidl4909]

I just now realized that all four tracks from Mario Kart Wii’s star cup were brought back as retro courses in this game.

[@gregheffley9984]

0:01 INTRO 6:46 Sunset Wilds 12:16 Toad Circuit 14:26 Tokyo Blur 15:49 Mario Circuit 3 18:58 Dry Dry Desert 20:19 London Loop 21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA) 22:27 Toad's Turnpike 23:47 Bone Dry Dunes 25:02 Water Park 26:11 Donut Plains 3 26:47 Twisted Mansion 27:42 Los Angeles Laps 28:41 Berlin Byways 30:11 Dragon Driftway 30:43 Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:03 Cheese Land 33:21 Rainbow Road (MK8) 35:47 Sky Garden (a.k.a cloudtop cruise jr) 38:17 Rock Rock Mountain 39:18 Sky-High Sundae 40:43 Vancouver Velocity 41:38 Mario Circuit (DS) 43:26 Boo Lake 44:03 Daisy Circuit 46:40 Merry Mountain 48:50 Rosalina's Ice World 49:53 Neo Bowser City 51:15 Dolphin Shoals 52:17 Paris Promenade 53:09 Mario Kart Stadium 55:17 New York Minute 57:10 Ice Ice Outpost 59:41 Yoshi Valley 1:01:09 Rome Avanti 1:02:13 Koopa Cape 1:03:31 Riverside Park 1:03:59 Mario Circuit (MK8) 1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit 1:06:50 Amsterdam Drift 1:07:35 Piranha Plant Cove 1:08:16 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:42 Thwomp Ruins 1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit 1:12:21 Wild Woods 1:13:31 Bowser's Castle 1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES) 1:16:01 Excitebike Arena 1:17:18 BATTLE MODE 1:27:20 SQUARESPACE 1:28:22 Sunshine Airport 1:29:46 Bangkok Rush 1:30:31 Royal Raceway 1:31:14 Madrid Drive 1:32:07 Sherbet Land 1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows 1:35:41 Animal Crossing 1:37:56 Choco Mountain 1:38:55 Shroom Ridge 1:39:53 Wario Stadium 1:40:41 Sydney Sprint 1:41:27 Baby Park 1:43:17 Toad Harbor 1:43:45 Athens Dash 1:45:34 Grumble Volcano 1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine 1:47:56 Daisy Cruiser 1:48:40 Shy Guy Falls 1:49:47 DK Summit 1:50:46 Super Bell Subway 1:52:18 Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:16 Rainbow Road (N64) 1:54:41 Ribbon Road 1:55:34 Coconut Mall 1:57:53 Mushroom Gorge 1:58:41 DK Mountain 1:59:47 DK Jungle 2:01:05 Bowser Castle 3 2:02:24 Cloudtop Cruise 2:04:05 Snow Land 2:05:40 Kalimari Desert 2:07:23 Mute City 2:08:07 Peach Gardens 2:09:38 Singapore Speedway 2:11:54 Moonview Highway 2:14:04 Yoshi's Island 2:16:49 Mount Wario 2:19:34 Waluigi Stadium 2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:23 Electrodrome 2:23:37 Music Park 2:24:54 Maple Treeway 2:26:31 Waluigi Pinball 2:28:26 Squeaky Clean Sprint (a.k.a accelarating toilet) 2:31:44 Big Blue 2:33:51 Rainbow Road (Wii) 2:36:07 Ninja Hideaway 2:38:56 Rainbow Road (3DS) 2:40:28 OUTRO

[@SwitchAnimationsGacha]

You spelled Squeaky wrong

[@SwitchAnimationsGacha]

And its accelerated not accelerating

[@gregheffley9984]

@@SwitchAnimationsGacha okkkk

[@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551]

35:47 is Cloudtop Cruise Jr, not Sky Garden

[@gregheffley9984]

​@@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551thanks

[@DJsquare3]

2:32:44 Can we take a moment to apprecaite how much of a clutch this win was? Poor Jonathan got robbed att he last possible moment.

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

Diddy Kong making DIRECT EYE CONTACT with him as he wins makes it colder. Like, damn Diddy, he’s already dead, let him rest!

[@MadMewMew-mu3eq]

I love how Odyssey Central still managed to fit a cool bowser joke in his less than a minute of time

[@mrfearpty]

It is inevitable. The only thing left was the dry bones staring into your soul

[@IDKisReal2401]

As soon as I saw the roulette I was awaiting the inevitable Cool Bowser

[@iluvchess14736]

Timestamp? I really wanna see what he did this time

[@pmahcgop6693]

@@iluvchess147362:18:56

[@preferablynopepper9530]

@@iluvchess147362:19:01

[@dylanstakely]

Just now finding out about the secret shortcut in the #2 course, even after all the times I've raced on it. It's always fun to find out something new about a game you've put a countless amount of hours into. Fantastic video, dude!

[@MasaeAnela]

AAAH I'm so stoked to have participated in this mammoth of a video!! Thank you again for tapping me for this, it's so cool to weigh in on the Yoshi's Island track, especially since it's easily one of my favorites!!

[@celebisonm4271]

Seeing you pop up was a very pleasant surprise!

[@TNCMemesnBurner]

1:32:07 My favorite part of this video is the Sherbet Land entry, hands-down. It's not even one of my personal favorites, but there's something so wholesome about seeing a full-on redemption arc for a course unfold in real time, traveling through the track and seeing everything the remaster massively improved on.

[@jadetheartist873]

Yeah, it’s one of the best segments in this goldmine of a video.

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

One of my favorite parts was the Ninja Hideaway segment. I was genuinely kinda shocked to see it rank SECOND. I remember playing it when it first came out on tour and thinking, “This is pretty difficult.” ON THE MOBILE GAME. Imagine what they could’ve done if it was in 8 Deluxe. Oh wait, it is and it’s PHENOMENAL. Easily one of the best tracks from the BCP.

[@MattSayYay]

Yeah, it was really wholesome hearing Schaff slowly warm up to Sherbet Land

[@disc5035]

Sherbet land do what Dry-Dry Desserdont.

[@mdpp9898]

As someone who thinks its the best course in the game, how do you think *I* feel about this amazing segment? I also hated it in DD and oh my god this track is simply masterful in this game, at least for me.

[@gramsxg2297]

8:57 "Where's the sunset, Nintendo? You were supposed to put it in a lap ago…"

[@alexworld8255]

Uh, Tour died, and it didn't like 8's Lighting system, so it went to go find the next Mario Kart game.

[@gramsxg2297]

@@alexworld8255 *"…Call them."*

[@neonal18]

⁠​⁠@@alexworld8255 *inhale* “Wait for it.”

[@alexworld8255]

@@neonal18 Nintendo's not releasing it. Th-this game is selling really well, and Nintendo's keeping the next game from consumers to make an extra profit off of-

[@neonal18]

@@alexworld8255 *crunch* Where’s Nintendo?

[@mzpuff7641]

1:43:48 I didn't expect Nintendo to actually include Athens in the city courses pack, so when I heard that it made it in I was shocked. Then I saw a gameplay of Athens Dash, and I fell in love with the course. Seeing the surprisingly accurate depiction of the Acropolis was what made me rush and acquire a copy of the game and the DLC. That's the power of Greece. Love the Ellada.

[@Pikminer-5087]

We need more of Schaff's Grandma, she's so wholesome

[@noahppinkrevail]

And more Odyssey Central in these videos

[@noahppinkrevail]

Oh and Odyssey didn’t forget Cool Bowser

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

If Schaff is Greek it would be Yiya

[@lunch7213]

“I hate my grandma!”

[@TitanXecutor]

I ATE MY GRANDMA!!!

[@NOTanAriral]

Oh my gosh! The way that Schaff demonstrates Sweet Sweet Canyon’s lack of memorability by testing us left my jaw touching the floor. This video really lived up to the hype and I love how innovative it is for a ranking video. Instead of telling us that its bad (or good) he shows us why its bad (or good). I LOVE this.

[@peterofworlds8635]

Seeing Scott without the blue border is terrifying

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Super cursed

[@bettyunicorn6132]

Borderline forever

[@devinbarlow2021]

At least it's not on crash's pants.

[@GVTheRedStar]

OH GOD IT’S LOOSE

[@oscarzxn4067]

Didn't notice that

[@vergilthealphaandomega8189]

Cool thing about Mushroom Gorge & Dk summit is that gap cuts that were possible in the wii version are still possible in mk8dx

[@joec7217]

Rainbow Road as well

[@pastaman7278]

This new years...we're going back in time to the first Mario Kart 8 release to get toads factory ON the roster

[@UltimateDespairado]

That’s right… we’re going back in time to the first Mario Kart 8 release to get Toad’s Factory ON the roster

[@timonobel615]

i am currently trying to convince nintendo to make a mario kart 8 deluxe 2 for the switch focus and do an everything is here thing in the release style of the bcp but with actual graphics

[@r_liliiiiii]

ha nice reference

[@mdpp9898]

And get Toad Circuit off the roster. That's right! You'll also go and get Toad Circuit OFF. THE ROSTER.

[@timonobel615]

@@mdpp9898 ni because it is TOAD CIRCUIT let's go beat track ever it sucked in seven but got the glow up it needed in 8

[@Pinknarf95]

59:42 Wow I can't believe you were able to talk about Yoshi valley for nearly 2 hours, according to the chapter titles! (For real though what an excellent video, thank you for the laughs and the interesting opinions! 💖)

[@Skullener10]

1:27:07 the pure malice behind his voice is absolutely insane, i love it

[@UltimateDespairado]

Schaffrillas Productions out of context

[@Taemtiddies]

Ikr? He is the definition of pure, unfiltered rage 💀✋️ interesting timestamp; 127...... 127....... Wait, 127....... OH MY GOD NO- PUKA PUKA PAW PAW

[@Jamesanimate2010]

"THIS ____ BELONGS IN G TIER!!!!"

[@ignaciopizarro97]

​​@@Jamesanimate2010*"CONGRATULATIONS TOAD'S TURNPIKE"*

[@kotchapakmaneechote2062]

I think he'd rather watch Dear Evan Hansen than playing Toad's Turnpike battle mode ever again.

[@JuliusGuruJG]

As much as i loved the ranking, one of my favotite parts of this video were the credits. Hearing you geeking out and talking so passionately about all the things you want to do in the close or far future was really wholesome! Really helps knowing someone as big as you also has all these ideas that are begging to be put in paper. Looking forward to each of those projects!

[@SplendidSuperman122]

The sheer ANGER in his voice when ranking the original battle mode for 8 was the most glorious thing I’ve heard all week.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

the pure rage when it comes to toads turnpike

[@BmuXD]

37:09 FUN FACT: In Spain, Cloud-Top Cruise is called "Cyan Road" and Sky garden is called "Cyan Garden"

[@UltimateDespairado]

I don’t get it Mostly because the tracks are not cyan-colored

[@KrisMagicPunch]

another fun fact, in Japan Cloudtop Cruise and Sky Garden have the same name, that being Sky Garden

[@zyanelpan5893]

It also could be translated to Celestial Road/Celestial Garden, but yeah, "celeste" is also the cyan color

[@axolotlstudios7918]

​@@zyanelpan5893 I'm spanish, and not really. Celeste is just a shade of blue. Celestial in spanish is celestial

[@zyanelpan5893]

@@axolotlstudios7918 I'm hispanic too. There is a lot of people that call the cyan color just "celeste", but it's more used to the color of the sky, so yeah

[@wedge8741]

Saying "Back to reality" in reference to a section where gravity changes was a work of genius, Bravo Vince!

[@meee_5155]

Disappointed he didn’t insert Eminem into that segment.

[@Nic_2751]

Would’ve made more sense if he said “grounding ourselves again” or something like that

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@Nic_2751 I'm pretty sure it's an Eminem reference because the full lyrics continues with "oh, there goes gravity" lol

[@Nic_2751]

@@dx.feelgood5825 AH, thank you for the expansion

[@fantasticbeck3938]

Mom’s spaghetti

[@rhysand4rch]

1:47:07 the arrows above the road is actually such a cool detail wtf??? i live near syndey and have been there a bunch, and those arrows are a real thing. bc the bridge has 8 lanes (yes, 8. plus two train tracks and a path) and no barrier between said lanes, if needed they can change which lanes are open to which direction to decrease traffic! such a fun detail, did not expect to see that. i like the choice of it being around the harbour but wish they included circular quay and the ferries, maybe even the OPT and a cruise ship. kinda wish it was sectional actually. starting with luna park, going over the bridge, going through the older buildings in the rocks, going past circular quay, maybe some fun with driving over moving ferries? then through the opera house, through the royal botanic gardens, past st mary's cathedral, then through hyde park and finishing in central station!! thatd be so cool!! from the looks of the course they dont even have center point tower visible, and its such an important part of our skyline :(

[@OverlyLongSentence]

I love that odyssey central’s section is edited to be exactly like his videos, with the explosion and cool bowser. Genuinely phenomenal.

[@prestonandtom9337]

Yeah, all youtubers mentioned here are edited exactly like their videos.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I legit thought that they WERE edited by the creators, they were that accurate. Odyssey’s hit the nail right on the head. It’s to the point where I fully expected a crusty .jpeg of Frederick Fazbear to pop in.

[@prestonandtom9337]

@@Glory2Snowstar they were all edited by the creator or their editors.

[@GWallPro]

Thanks for having me on Schaff!! I hope I can persuade as many people as possible that Neo Bowser City is a top tier tack! 🔥 Merry Christmas all and I look forward to watching this video all the way through!!

[@james_crawford]

Great to see you on this!

[@ShadowSorel]

i personally think neo bowser city is S tier because of the turns being hard as hell

[@lckaboom6810]

Neo Bowser City is one of my favorite courses in the game. Thanks for giving it the respect it deserves.

[@internetguy7319]

I love this course, always have, idk why people shit on it

[@JediSteve-J3-]

It's great Unfortunately I play wario so I hate it.

[@JustLP2000]

I am likely biased as a German who regularly visits Berlin, but I have so much appreciation for the Mario Kart track portraying not just the German wall, but the fall of the wall by Thwomps throwing themselves down. That is so inspired, and it elevates an otherwise basic track for me. I am also grateful for the love the Singapore track is getting here, every time I hear the city tours being thrown in together as being bad, I feel the urge to hold an essay about how it's among the best new courses, so thank you for representing that. In general I agree that the booster course pass gave us some of the best tracks of an already outstanding Mario Kart, making this a sort of Mario Kart Ultimate that future series entries will have a hard time comparing to. It might have some bad tracks especially now, but you just can't compare to this lineup of bangers. A lineup of bangers is also a great way to describe your video output - I learned a lot about awesome transitions from you. Thank you for your content even in a difficult year, and your plans for the future sound awesome, too. I am so happy to be sticking around! Happy holidays!

[@bobbafett5175]

Another cool thing about the course is that Nintendo ADDED a shortcut to it in a patch. When it was first added, there was a death plane that you were pretty much set to hit if you ran into the last Whomp on the wall, but they got rid of it, and now it's a mushroom shortcut.

[@aidanwhite8268]

Timestamps 0:00 Intro D Tier 6:46 #96 GBA Sunset Wilds 12:15 #95 3DS Toad Circuit 14:26 #94 Tour Tokyo Blur 15:48 #93 SNES Mario Circuit 3 18:59 #92 GCN Wet A** Desert (This is the best I can think of to call this course because it ain’t DRY DRY DESERT) C- Tier 20:19 #91 Tour London Loop 21:30 #90 GBA Mario Circuit 22:27 #89 N64 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 #88 Bone-Dry Dunes 25:02 #87 Water Park 26:12 #86 SNES Donut Plains 3 26:46 #85 Twisted Mansion C Tier 27:42 #84 Tour Los Angeles Laps C+ Tier 28:41 #83 Tour Berlin Byways 30:11 #82 Dragon Driftway 30:42 #81 Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:03 #80 GBA Cheese Land 33:21 #79 Wii U Rainbow Road 35:47 #78 GBA Sky Garden 2/Cloudtop Cruise Jr. B- Tier 38:17 #77 3DS Rock Rock Mountain 39:18 #76 Tour Sky-High Sundae 40:43 #75 Tour Vancouver Velocity 41:38 #74 DS Mario Circuit (instead of Boston Building REALLY!?, Well at least it’s appreciated that it’s here) 43:26 #73 GBA Boo Lake 44:03 #72 Wii Daisy Circuit (TBH this course is overrated) 46:39 #71 Tour Merry Mountain 48:50 #70 3DS Rosalina’s Ice World (It just had to be another female related course) 49:53 #69 3DS Neo Bowser City 51:15 #68 Dolphin Shoals 52:17 #67 Tour Paris Promenade 53:09 #66 Mario Kart Stadium 55:18 #65 Tour New York Minute B Tier 57:10 #64 Ice Ice Outpost 59:42 #63 N64 Yoshi Valley 1:01:09 #62 Tour Rome Avanti 1:02:13 #61 Wii Koopa Cape 1:03:32 #60 GBA Riverside Park 1:04:00 #59 Wii U Mario Circuit 1:04:44 #58 GCN Yoshi Circuit 1:06:50 #57 Tour Amsterdam Drift 1:07:35 #56 Tour Piranha Plant Cove 1:08:16 #55 DS Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:42 #54 Thwomp Ruins 1:09:29 #53 Hyrule Circuit 1:12:21 #52 Wild Woods 1:13:34 #51 Wii U Bowser’s Castle B+ Tier 1:15:20 #50 SNES Rainbow Road 1:16:00 #49 Excitebike Arena 1:28:23 #48 Sunshine Airport 1:29:46 #47 Tour Bangkok Rush 1:30:32 #46 N64 Royal Raceway 1:31:13 #45 Tour Madrid Drive 1:32:07 #44 GCN Sherbet Land 1:33:59 #43 Wii Moo Moo Meadows 1:35:41 #42 Animal Crossing 1:37:55 #41 N64 Choco Mountain 1:38:55 #40 DS Shroom Ridge A- Tier 1:39:53 #39 DS Wario Stadium 1:40:41 #38 Tour Sydney Sprint 1:41:27 #37 GCN Baby Park 1:43:18 #36 Toad Harbor 1:43:46 #35 Tour Athens Dash 1:45:34 #34 Wii Grumble Volcano 1:46:41 #33 Wii Wario’s Gold Mine A Tier 1:47:56 #32 GCN Daisy Cruiser 1:48:40 #31 Shy Guy Falls 1:49:47 #30 Wii Funky Kong Summit 1:50:46 #29 Super Bell Subway 1:52:18 #28 3DS Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:16 #27 N64 Rainbow Road (Damn, what a great remix) 1:54:40 #26 GBA Ribbon Road 1:55:34 #25 Wii Coconut Mall (I mean it’s still Coconut Mall) 1:57:53 #24 Wii Mushroom Gorge 1:58:41 #23 GCN KD Mountain 1:59:47 #22 Donk Konk Jungle 2:01:05 #21 SNES Bowser Castle 3 (Finally, a good retro SNES course) 2:02:24 #20 Cloudtop Cruise 2:04:06 #19 GBA Snow Land A+ Tier (Almost done with this, yes) 2:05:40 #18 ALL ABOARD THE KALIMARI EXPRESS 2:07:23 #17 Mute City 2:08:07 #16 DS Peach Gardens 2:09:38 #15 Tour Singapore Speedway 2:11:54 #14 Wii Moonview Highway 2:14:05 #13 Yoshi’s Island 2:16:50 #12 Mount Wario S Tier 2:19:33 #11 GCN Waluigi Stadium 2:21:33 #10 DS Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:24 #9 Electrodrome 2:23:37 #8 3DS Music Park 2:24:54 #7 Wii Maple Treeway 2:26:30 #6 DS Waluigi Pinball Land 1:17:18 Battle Mode 1:17:55 #5 Coin Runners 1:18:01 #4 Balloon Battle 1:18:06 #3 Bob-Omb Blast 1:18:16 #2 Renegade Roundup 1:18:25 #1 SHINE THIEF 1:18:37 MK8DX Battle Courses 1:18:42 #8 Lunar Colony 1:18:55 #7 Battle Stadium 1:19:05 #6 GCN Luigi’s Mansion 1:19:32 #5 Sweet Sweet Kingdom 1:19:48 #4 Urchin Underpass 1:20:10 #3 Dragon Palace 1:20:41 #2 3DS Wuhu Town 1:21:10 #1 SNES Battle Course 1 1:22:18 MK8 Base Game Courses 1:23:36 #1 N64 Yoshi Valley 1:24:11 #2 GCN Sherbet Land 1:24:28 #3 SNES Donut Plains 3 1:24:37 #4 Wii Moo Moo Meadows 1:24:45 #5 GCN Wet A** Desert 1:25:09 #6 Toad Harbor 1:25:45 #7 Wii U Mario Circuit 1:26:25 #8 N64 TOAD’S TURNPIKE Sponsor 1:27:13 Squarespace

[@ilanlaham6911]

I wheezed when I got to "I'm taking a break" 😂 you fully deserve it tho, thanks for dedicating your time to do a good deed for your fellow viewers

[@aidanwhite8268]

@@ilanlaham6911 Thanks!

[@Kian694]

After a year, we’ve reached the end of this awesome series. Let’s end it off with a bang!

[@BigTank1027]

we have waited a whole year for this video, christmas has come 2 days early

[@Garfewloid]

Oh God it's been a year

[@oranglordd]

blue tick ass comment

[@quizzlit]

@@BigTank1027 yes I agree

[@Death_Wish]

I’m an ice ice outpost song enthusiast. When the violinist hits those high notes… just perfection

[@megastarwarsrocks99]

I didn’t even know ice ice outpost had music

[@meee_5155]

The best song in the series is 3ds rainbow road and others from this game are coconut mall, dolphin shoals, maple treeway, Waluigi pinball. While ice ice outpost is definitely great, I’d say it’s like a tier 2 under those ones and probably more that I’m forgetting

[@bluebaron6811]

I'm a Mount Wario kinda guy. Its immaculate; it is the only music in existance that has ever made me *LAUGH.* The music made me *LAUGH.* That's how powerful it is.

[@noahppinkrevail]

Did you catch cool Bowser at 2:19:04 ?

[@potatojuiceultra]

I absolutely hated this song for the longest time, but I'm finally warming up to it

[@bryandeleon311]

1:27:07 Nah, man. You got it all wrong. Toad's Turnpike doesn't belong in F-Tier, or G-Tier, or even Z-TIER. It deserves banishment to the Shadow Realm where it truly belongs.

[@egbertmilton4003]

@hiilikepizza3197I mean, if you mean the 64 version, alongside this battle version, you’d be correct. That original was just as shit as the battle course

[@bluebaron6811]

@@egbertmilton4003 at least Figure-8 Circuit never killed my grandma

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Hey all, Z-TIER.

[@masterninjary2319]

This course doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. It isn’t the bottom of the barrel. It isn’t below the bottom of the barrel. In fact, it doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

[@NickAndriadze]

It belongs to be in the Ø tier am I right.

[@doritello4303]

59:39 oh nononono you are NOT alone in this one, despite the track itself being fine at best I’ve always tended to pick it purely because of the music, this one is an absolute vibe and the violins… how did they manage to make it sound BOTH soothing af as well as empowering? Absolutely up there with the best musical scores in the MK series Absolute royal take 👑

[@theoneandonlyever]

ice ice outpost ost lovers gang!

[@wow-thanks]

One of the best songs in the series, hands down

[@scouter8207]

Facts. That theme is so good.

[@Karxy]

gang

[@GenericUserBMR]

Bit late but wow Schaff is so based for his take. The music is actually godlike

[@supermariof0521]

6:46 D Tier 20:17 C- Tier 27:41 C Tier 28:39 C+ Tier 38:17 B- Tier 53:38 Starter Course Rank 55:18 Back to B Teir 57:10 B Teir......again? 1:15:18 B Tier+ 1:17:24 Battle Mode 1:27:20 Squarespace 1:28:23 Back to B Tier+ 1:39:51 A- Tier 1:47:56 A Tier 2:05:38 A+ Tier 2:19:31 S Tier

[@BlakeKase]

38:17 was B-

[@supermariof0521]

@@BlakeKase My bad.

[@rangermansgaming7717]

Thx

[@chapfathead2575]

I forgot about battle mode shit I will check it out where he places them

[@chapfathead2575]

His 8 deluxe battle mode ranking is not the best but I was not expecting the original 8 battle mode ranking and I thought he hated bowser castle 2 from super mario kart the most

[@anwnerd1762]

20:07 honestly I like Dry Dry desert because its fun doing super shortcuts with mushrooms and stars

[@CreatureCal]

I love that Schaff can take these normally simple topics and crank out a well made, ambitious, hour or two long video on that topic. It’s crazy what this dude can accomplish!

[@dylanrivera2244]

Now this is one hell of a Christmas gift, Merry Christmas Shaff. 🎄

[@kirbykong918]

I literally couldn’t have asked for more

[@Savataric]

That’s what I was thinking lol

[@apexofchaos5864]

Fr. I’ve really been waitin’ for this one

[@jonathanhamlet1942]

Facts my thoughts exactly

[@lucinamain6861]

let us all take a moment to thank schaf for taking the time to download all 96 sound files for the transitions between each track. thank you, schaffrillas productions for your hard work.

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

I actively cheered when he said “but what does Scott think”

[@cozymorales264]

God to hear shaff being so happy and satisfied after such a hard year for him, after seeing all the people doing cameos in this video and seeing his recent Scott the Woz Collab, I'm so happy that he managed to end off such a hard year in such a beautiful giant note, absolute godspeed to you schaff, we love you 💖

[@bighairedyolol]

god to hear 😇

[@PentaCrab]

ok but the part where he featured his grandma was wholesome as HECK

[@Swiftjar]

Thanks so much for the opportunity. It was a pleasure! 🥰

[@jhihowbvow]

13:15 HELL YEAH MY DUDE TOAD CIRCUIT IS MY FAVORITE IM NOT EVEN JOKING

[@FTAMonkeman]

2:40:30 this is my favorite part of the video, just seeing schaff ramble on about random things makes me want to watch this channel more, please do more like this Edit: wth why did this get so many likes bro my comments get like, 4 likes

[@lauzuli137]

Same! It was so wholesome and just gave me a massive smile while listening

[@balintjankovics9606]

I was hoping he would give an update on the Clone Wars season 3 video, but it is obvious why it takes so long. I just found it really sad that a year ago they said it got pushed back to early 2023. It would be understandable for him not finishing it ever, but I think he should give an update about it, or say that it wouldn't be finished for obvious reasons

[@deletedmlpvideos]

FULL TIMESTAMPS FOR VIDEO (ranking spoliers below): 0:00 - Introduction D Tier: 6:46 - #96: GBA Sunset Wilds 12:15 - #95: 3DS TOAD CIRCUIT 14:26 - #94: Tour Tokyo Blur 15:48 - #93: SNES Mario Circuit 3 18:59 - #92: GCN Dry Dry Desert C- Tier: 20:17 - #91: Tour London Loop 21:30 - #90: GBA Mario Circuit 22:27 - #89: N64 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 - #88: Bone-Dry Dunes 25:02 - #87: Water Park 26:12 - #86: SNES Donut Plains 3 26:47 - #85: Twisted Mansion C Tier: 27:39 - #84: Tour Los Angeles Laps C+ Tier: 28:37 - #83: Tour Berlin Byways 30:11 - #82: Dragon Driftway 30:42 - #81: Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:03 - #80: Cheese Land 33:21 - #79: Rainbow Road 35:47 - #78: Cloudtop Cruise Jr. B- Tier: 38:14 - #77: 3DS Rock Rock Mountain 39:18 - #76: Sky-High Sundae 40:43 - #75: Tour Vancouver Velocity 41:38 - #74: DS Mario Circuit 43:26 - #73: GBA Boo Lake 44:03 - #72: Wii Daisy Circuit 46:39 - #71: Merry Mountain 48:50 - #70: 3DS Rosalina’s Ice World 49:53 - #69: 3DS Neo Bowser City 51:15 - #68: Dolphin Shoals 52:17 - #67: Tour Paris Promenade 53:09 - #66: Mario Kart Stadium 55:18 - #65: Tour New York Minute B Tier: 57:07 - #64: Ice Ice Outpost 59:42 - #63: N64 Yoshi Valley 1:01:09 - #62: Tour Rome Avanti 1:02:13 - #61: Wii Koopa Cape 1:03:32 - #60: GBA Riverside Park 1:04:00 - #59: Mario Circuit 1:04:44 - #58: GCN Yoshi Circuit 1:06:50 - #57: Tour Amsterdam Drift 1:07:35 - #56: Piranha Plant Cove 1:08:16 - #55: DS Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:42 - #54: Thwomp Ruins 1:09:29 - #53: Hyrule Circuit 1:12:21 - #52: Wild Woods 1:13:34 - #51: Bowser’s Castle B+ Tier: 1:15:16 - #50: SNES Rainbow Road 1:16:00 - #49: Excitebike Arena 1:17:18 - 8 Deluxe Battle Mode Course Ranking 1:22:17 - Original Wii U Battle Mode “Course” Ranking 1:27:17 - Squarespace Ad B+ Tier (Continued): 1:28:22 - #48: Sunshine Airport 1:29:47 - #47: Tour Bangkok Rush 1:30:32 - #46: N64 Royal Raceway 1:31:13 - #45: Tour Madrid Drive 1:32:07 - #44: GCN Sherbet Land 1:33:59 - #43: Wii Moo Moo Meadows 1:35:41 - #42: Animal Crossing 1:37:55 - #41: N64 Choco Mountain 1:38:55 - #40: DS Shroom Ridge A- Tier: 1:39:50 - #39: DS Wario Stadium 1:40:40 - #38: Tour Sydney Sprint 1:41:27 - #37: GCN Baby Park 1:43:17 - #36: Toad Harbor 1:43:46 - #35: Tour Athens Dash 1:45:34 - #34: Wii Grumble Volcano 1:46:41 - #33: Wii Wario’s Gold Mine A Tier: 1:47:53 - #32: GCN Daisy Cruiser 1:48:40 - #31: Shy Guy Falls 1:49:47 - #30: Wii DK Summit 1:50:46 - #29: Super Bell Subway 1:52:18 - #28: 3DS Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:16 - #27: N64 Rainbow Road 1:54:40 - #26: GBA Ribbon Road 1:55:34 - #25: Wii Coconut Mall 1:57:52 - #24: Wii Mushroom Gorge 1:58:42 - #23: GCN DK Mountain 1:59:47 - #22: 3DS DK Jungle 2:01:05 - #21: SNES Bowser Castle 3 2:02:24 - #20: Cloudtop Cruise 2:04:05 - #19: GBA Snow Land A+ Tier: 2:05:37 - #18: N64 Kalimari Desert 2:07:23 - #17: Mute City 2:08:07 - #16: DS Peach Gardens 2:09:38 - #15: Tour Singapore Speedway 2:11:54 - #14: Wii Moonview Highway 2:14:05 - #13: Tony Soprano Island 2:16:50 - #12: Mount Wario S Tier: 2:19:28 - #11: GCN Waluigi Stadium 2:21:33 - #10: DS Tick Tock Clock 2:22:24 - #9: Electrodrome 2:23:36 - #8: 3DS Music Park 2:24:54 - #7: Wii Maple Treeway 2:26:30 - #6: Waluigi Pinball 2:28:26 - #5: Accelerated Toilet 2:31:44 - #4: Big Blue 2:33:51 - #3: Wii Rainbow Road 2:36:07 - #2: Ninja Hideaway 2:38:34 - #1: 3DS Rainbow Road 2:40:28 - Credits & Schaffrillas Talking about Future Videos

[@TheRealKinetic-q1t]

Congratulations you did it first

[@deletedmlpvideos]

​@sparkycj9930 thanks, I got it done yesterday since I had patreon early access to this vid.

[@SteveJones-pb9xx]

Nice

[@travelingmax]

“Accelerated toilet”💀💀💀

[@deadroxxy]

hi rainbow dash

[@PlausiblyBryce]

9:04 "I've never heard such passion for Sunset Wilds from Mario Kart Super Circuit" was not something I expected to think to myself today.

[@metalhead6409]

6:46: (96) GBA Sunset Wilds 12:15: (95) 3DS Toad Circuit 14:26: (94) Tour Tokyo Blur 15:48: (93) SNES Mario Circuit 3 18:59: (92) GCN Dry Dry Desert 20:19: (91) Tour London Loop 21:30: (90) GBA Mario Circuit 22:27: (89) N64 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47: (88) Bone Dry Dunes 25:02: (87) Water Park 26:12: (86) SNES Donut Plains 3 26:46: (85) Twisted Mansion 27:42: (84) Tour Los Angeles Laps 28:41: (83) Tour Berlin Byways 30:11: (82) Dragon Driftway 30:43: (81) Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:04: (80) GBA Cheese Land 33:21: (79) Rainbow Road 35:47: (78) GBA Sky Garden 38:19: (77) Rock Rock Mountain

[@joguerra2175]

1:38:32 the cutaway from the shell hit was so random, I love it. RIP inkling boy

[@elizalol222]

DK jungle has a special place in my heart simply because the first time i played it with my best friend he screamed “that’s one big banana!!” with 0 irony and we quote that 24/7

[@Naz1Killer]

DK Jungle is a Top 10 for me

[@wooper2654]

That little segment between Schaff and his grandma was freaking adorable

[@adora_was_taken]

i thought he ate his grandma

[@electability5977]

Yes, mom. I did just watch a 3 hour video about my favorite video game instead of just playing it.

[@kirbykong918]

After these 2 years with 48 more courses and 8 new characters, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the best Mario Kart game. The tracks are absolutely golden with not a lot of stinkers and A TON of amazing ones. The gameplay is fast-paced like every Mario Kart game before it, but more fun with the way better controls. The looks are IMMACULATE(not wave 1) through and through and kept getting better throughout the Booster Course Pass This is why Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the best Mario Kart

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

I kept telling people this was my favorite Mario Kart even without Funky Kong and I think no Funky Kong was the only reason a lot of my friends ranked it lower than Wii (fair enough) but then they added him in and now I have no issues calling this my favorite!

[@yoshi6468]

1:22:21 Wow, I haven't seen Schaffrillas more angry, than in the OC Mk8 battle course ranking

[@jumentoqueanima]

Haha, Yeah.

[@Gojirawars03]

He was genuinely kinda channeling AVGN energy during that segment, I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@davidsebastianlozanotorres5168]

This guy lost his sanity for us, what a legend

[@walrus6429]

The dear Evan Hanson video is the only other time it's comparable

[@capybara455]

Now megamind 2​@@walrus6429

[@chaospxl_]

honestly the biggest surprise for me was number 2. The fact you liked it THIS MUCH is honestly something i did not expect. WONDERFUL video my man.

[@UltimateDespairado]

This is the same guy who thinks the second HTTYD movie is the weakest of the franchise and that Encanto is one of the best movies (don’t get me wrong, I like Encanto. I thought it was a good movie. But is it worth it being in the top ten?)

[@Lefaid]

Toad's Turnpike on battle mode is literally playing in traffic.

[@BigBastion623]

Fun Fact about Mount Wario: There’s actually two shortcuts in the tree section that make it way easier to avoid crashing into one. There’s a glider ramp in between the forked path at 2:18:15 which skips the first chunk. And there is a small inclined snow path to the left at 2:18:17 which you can drift w/o any trees, makes the tree section way more fun than frustrating.

[@Talpfote]

Can I just say, him asking his nana about the Athen city course is one of the most wholesome things I have seen in a long while

[@Giosuke_Giogashikata]

I will never get tired of the complete and utter tonal shift from “Let’s dive right in!” to “Dissappointment in the game of life!” Edit: THE TIRES ARE DEMANDING TO BE RANKED, SCHAFF. YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE TIRES FOREVER, SCHAFF.

[@alanaolmes4480]

Who's back here after Schaffrillas officially ranked two pieces of entertainment worse than Toad's turnpike? A G tier movie and an H tier commercial.

[@mario-neta732]

Me ✋️

[@crazypixel9702]

59:31 Not only am I a HUGE fan of the music for Ice Ice Outpost, but I am also just a fan of the track in general. I love risky but rewarding shroomless shortcuts!

[@dolphinhispanic]

1:31:27 Callback to the time Nintendo posted an official tweet where they mistakenly typed "WIGGER Wednesday"

[@MisterMistea]

Another fun fact: the 5th Wave (the wave with Wiggler added) was released on a Wednesday. Wigger Wednesday lives on

[@Door227]

How do you know it was a mistake

[@walkerphillips2818]

@@Door227-Wigger- is a slur. They meant to say Wiggler.

[@piercemanter9477]

It took me 2 days to finish the video, and every hour was worth it. Thanks Shaff for putting in the hours of work to make everyone’s day better.

[@juliajello3558]

Haha same I don’t think I’ve ever watched a KZbin video this long but I enjoyed every minute

[@geppy8857]

frr, i love long videos that are actually good quality. watching them over a few days weirdly makes me feel productive.

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

48:16 Floweys Christmas vacation just got ruined

[@theawemazingcrew9702]

This is like the Avengers Endgame of KZbin videos for me. This video is my most anticipated video of the year, and it was full of surprise cameos from a bunch of other Nintendo youtubers that I love. Seriously Schaff, this video felt like an event to me. It really made my day dude, and likely thousands of others. Always remember how much your fanbase adores you and looks forward to your content. We love ya buddy

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

I still haven’t given up on Schaff ranking all the wheels in the Mariokart series.

[@marvellover4143]

It would surley be the greatest video every conceived by humanity

[@RayoMcQueen95990]

I misread that as hot wheels

[@connergoessupersonic]

Whenever I play Peach Gardens, I always fly through Luigi’s hand because it feels like I’m giving him a high five. Really adds to the charm of the track for me Edit: Just realized he actually says the exact same thing in the video… oh well

[@KingKoopa777]

If the Wii U original Battle Mode Will be changed I Will Mention these 8 Battle Tracks: SNES Battle Course 3 N64 Double Deck 3DS Honey Bee Hive Wii Chain Chomp Wheel Icy Thwomp Ruins Dry Dry Oasis Toad City Bowser's Tower City

[@Bandikit]

Schaffrillas, this might get lost in the sea of comments but I wanted to mention that your videos always make it easier for me to work.

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA]

Toad's Turnpike also removed the gimmick of the traffic reversing direction in Mirror mode, which made it even harder to dodge than normal.

[@egbertmilton4003]

Of course, this is was in exchange for making a good Toad’s Turnpike. The N64 version was the worst

[@Glory2Snowstar]

This was beyond incredible, dude. Not just this absolute epic of a video, but the whole series- I got even more hype for your rankings dropping than the actual trailers for the BCP. They always came out when the days needed ‘em most, too. You being able to bring so many people together, both creators and viewers, is one of the greatest usages of this platform I’ve seen. Thank you for everything, dude. And thank you for the absolutely LEGENDARY Wii U Battle Mode rant. G Tier killed my insides.