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[@brothermaynard623]

You forgot the Silent Observer. He stays quiet and counts down to early retirement.

[@condorboss3339]

Did that. Until I retired. I usually fell asleep during meetings.

[@MikeTidman]

@@condorboss3339 You know why you did that? Because 99% of every meeting is a waste of time.

[@Kiamoko]

Stanley!

[@jaye1967]

How do you know about me

[@lesnyk255]

That was me, too. Always got to the meetings early so I could commandeer a window seat.

[@trojan403]

Meetings: where the minutes are kept but hours are lost.

[@Yesica1993]

Perfect!

[@tiyaht2158]

😄😄😄

[@condorboss3339]

You missed the "Diverter" who goes off on another subject at every excuse and the "Returner" who keeps going back to a topic that you thought was settled.

[@stanburk7392]

i find the diverter and the rambler are one in the same.

[@christinearomando980]

The diverter is easy to spot. They almost always preface what they're going to say with, "Not to change the subject, but..."

[@akvikefan89]

Haha I love how Nancy the Negator proposes Pinterest as her idea, and then 75 seconds later shoots down technology ideas because they'll lose the senior demographic.

[@hayleymorris]

The rambler... in EVERY meeting

[@boxer12350]

Hayley Morris every. damn. meeting.

[@gninja92]

I just wanna see Rain fall down all at once.

[@jfish032]

Guilty 😅

[@jfish032]

I just like to vocalize my thought process and explain the context around what I'm thinking. I assume that everyone cares about thing I'm saying as much as I do because I just care a lot about things.

[@MzAnzu]

ikr, so frustrating... just get to the point and fast:D

[@chrisza9782]

Got asked to put together a powerpoint. Took 2 days and half a saturday, followed by 2 more days of edits that the boss wanted. It got breezed over in 5 minutes in the meeting.

[@nobodysbaby5048]

Muffled Laughter. Welcome to corporate America.😆

[@karadanaher9741]

I'm sorry for your loss of time and effort :(

[@jupitersailing]

I thought a powerpoint was something on the wall that you plug power tools into, or for women, the socket that you plug your typewriter and hair drier into.

[@bladedspokes]

I'm disappointed. Where was "guy who asks a never-ending stream of inane and irrelevant questions right at the end of the meeting?"

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

bladedspokes Oh gawd! His name is Matt at our company! You don’t need to specify which Matt, it’s pretty easy to figure out!

[@MrHamSandwhich]

K AH I already have a Matt at my workplace then. He always ask the most stupid questions that literally have been answered but somehow finds a way to make them seem more complicated then it is and then just keeps asking questions.

[@GDBOYFilms]

so true!!!

[@--Valek--]

That is the absolute worse person on the planet. And there's a bunch of them

[@christinearomando980]

This person usually prefaces each question with "One last thing..." It's BS. It's never the last thing. They lie.

[@markcarey8426]

the guy with the idea about the rain was the best

[@mz74smart]

"I got a green marker" lmfao

[@houcashmoo1855]

Same

[@KniferFTW]

Green markers are good. Simple logic XD

[@furiouhuzzah]

Biggest pet peeve: the person who shows up late, but still had time to stop for coffee!!

[@TheTonyosiris]

if you're gonna be late, you might as well get coffee... late 2 minutes or 20... late is late, why make it worse by being late AND not having a coffee... i thought ppl understood this by now?

[@NIGHTWULF]

hes probably late cause he got his coffee lol

[@danielpitts6913]

You don't want me on time if I haven't had my coffee. ;-) Seriously though, some things are not optional for me, even if you think they are for you.

[@noiseintheoffice]

Being late is perfectly okay, when your time is more valuable than everyone else's.

[@LeaF-vo2mx]

I assume he missed his bis and went to get coffee while waiting for the next one

[@briacastilla111]

OMG the last woman taking "important notes", that part was so funny hahahaha

[@alnorcross8635]

braian castillllllll

[@Yesica1993]

Now I remember why I always hated meetings. All I could think about was, "I've got WORK to do! Stop wasting my time!" And the worst meeting was when you'd get called in to be fired.

[@teem5642]

How many times did you get fired

[@Yesica1993]

Leslie Marufu What does it matter? Even once is enough to make you hate it forever!

[@carmenvsg4667]

That is indeed the worst meeting... Those usually don't take long though.

[@Yesica1993]

@@carmenvsg4667 So true.

[@EBGamez1]

How about this: before you get fired, tell your boss that you quit.

[@Biruk2002]

The Rambler!!! Always takes the longest time to say just one single thing LOL

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

I don’t like meetings so I usually tune out! I feel like they’re a power trip for people who LUUUUV meetings!

[@comedycentraloriginals]

Alright, good work everyone. Regroup tomorrow.

[@dexagalapagos]

OMFG. The Rambler is so on point. I worked with someone who'd start explaining something, then go off on a tangent, then on a tangent for the tangent, it'd be like a never ending inception.

[@FellowApp]

Don't forget The Multitasker! This person is usually doing something else in the meeting and pops their head up once in a while to ask a question that the rest of the room spent the last five minutes discussing. Particularly rampant in virtual meetings!

[@Yobachi2007]

"And time." "Where you going. We still have 100% of the things to accomplish." What this didn't really show is the reason why you still have 100% of the things to accomplish at the end of the meeting; which is because people, and usually foremost the meeting leader, spent all of the meeting time babbling about nothing and going off on irrelevant tangents, rather than work through the points of emphasis in anything even close to a systematic manner. Most meetings I have go to, the first 15 minutes are a bunch of socializing, that's after we started 5 minutes or more late because people show up when ever they want like others time isn't valuable. Then after the social chatter its followed by stating the obvious about what work we need to be getting done, where management is never captured by the irony that this useless meeting discussing it is what's keeping us from doing the work.

[@alexander_richter]

Yobachi2007 I cant reed anythin longer then this: bla blabla bla blablabla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla blabla blabla bla bla blabla bla bla blablabla bla bla

[@SamPhappalapa]

No amount of money should be worth this day after day after day lifestyle but I'm still living it

[@tonydelorenzo7090]

Just tried to show this at a meeting and had the IT connection fail.

[@orionred2489]

You forgot the person who sends out meeting minutes and asks for corrections.

[@Airblader]

You mean the meeting minutes written by the one person completely unfamiliar with the subject, leading to notes that are incomprehensible at best and just plain out factually wrong on average, so you end up having another meeting to clarify what has been misunderstood. Then the project gets cut due to time reasons until two days later the next quarter starts and you start with a new team for the same project and start the same thing all over again.

[@orionred2489]

Airblader Yeah, that guy! You know Tim?!?

[@Airblader]

I have a feeling we know quite a few »Tim«s. :-)

[@AdrianaGirdler]

Omg, love the titles of all these meeting members! My favourite was the "fully present (somewhere else)" we all know someone like that! This was not a very productive meeting by the looks of it, lol! Cheers!

[@kbell3964]

"So we'll party in the rain!"

[@browndiv]

I've been in that meeting before! Great video!

[@JackBFrank512]

Love this one! Great job Tripp and Tyler.

[@scotchwhisky6094]

Then there is you, you sit and watch everything unfold until the time is up.

[@buzinaocara]

The scribe wrote a bunch of extra stuff between 3:05 and 3:07. She is actually quite fast.

[@danimo17]

haha Good catch! x}

[@deenad3562]

Called editing...

[@CC-si3cr]

The meeting leader is giving me Seth MacFarlane vibes. He could easily say he's his cousin.

[@FarAwayDistance]

This was gold

[@SweetPeachannel]

indeed

[@juliechristine4486]

You guys are geniuses, what a fun and smart sales/marketing idea! I love it and I think I want to come work for you! (smiley face)

[@poojarawat1565]

You guys are really great, one of the funniest I've ever seen.Just wish your videos were a bit longer.

[@kimfucku8074]

Great, I can have a meeting with myself and all roles will be present!

[@nazmullamia610]

I really like this type of short and creative videos. Love you!

[@RobertFerretti]

Awesome! I think I've worked with just about each of these guys...and if I'm being honest, I'm usually the guy crawling around under the conference table...whether I need to plug a cord in or not...

[@Yesica1993]

Robert Ferretti Haha!

[@deenad3562]

The Business for Nothing guy

[@lesnyk255]

Then there's the Orator - usually some low-level supervisory sort with his eyes on an office of his own. He's the one who's mastered the Corporatespeak so essential to membership within the Necktie Country Club, and peppers his speech with all the currently hip phrases: "to your point...", "going forward...", "that's a real Good Story...", "deep dive...", "leveraging core competencies...", "our strategic pillars..." etc etc etc

[@JoAnnCorley]

love it !! perfect for personality difference at work!

[@MeganLueders]

Another good one from these guys. Good work T&T

[@yveslaurentlumaque3502]

I totally have this experience...on a daily basis.

[@CrownAcademyEnglish]

"Rambler" is the most annoying IMHO. They never seem to finish their sentences. ^^

[@joeywing5098]

that's bs

[@EBGamez1]

Did you know that ramblers are usually people with bad social skills like people with autism for example. My brother and I both have autism and him and I kind of ramble on and on and also stumble over our words, usually because we are either nervous or we just don’t know how to word what we are trying to say.

[@cellocovers3982]

@@EBGamez1 Can you write down or think of what you want to say beforehand?

[@EBGamez1]

@@cellocovers3982 why tho. I ramble a lot and I’m just writing down how I have autism and not so good social skills.

[@cellocovers3982]

@@EBGamez1 If you can think of what to say beforehand then you won't ramble.

[@JLV112269]

Lol!! :D Often a meeting is so crazy as the actors who participate in it. This short video shows the differents situations and behaviours.

[@salomoncrespin8231]

That visual presentation is beyond the truth. 😂😂 They had just renovated the conference room at my old job and put 2 brand new flat screens with two remotes none of which ever worked We would flip through all the inputs and nothing...every time.

[@ConversationalReceptionist]

Keep up the great videos!

[@kenp3L]

The all-the-rain-at-once guy was the best. Very funny. Think how it could impact the irrigation system.

[@ChickenRusch]

You guys are geniuses.

[@AgustinCrok]

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🍽️ Tripp shares a personal story before the meeting starts. 00:10 🎶 Brief music intro. 00:13 📈 Tyler initiates a discussion on marketing strategy ideas. 00:28 ⏰ The Time Nazi inquires about the meeting's duration. 00:58 🌧️ Nancy expresses concerns about planning an event around unpredictable weather. 01:26 🔄 Terry starts to share an idea but gets sidetracked. 01:55 📺 Tripp suggests a video submission contest on various social platforms. 02:25 🔌 Technical difficulties arise while trying to display content on ascreen. 02:53 ✍️ Carol's note-taking method is questioned. 03:23 💻 Tyler and Tripp both promote AIRTAME, a device for wireless screen sharing. Made with HARPA AI

[@ryarbrough1195]

Omg. I'm watching this Sunday night.. thinking about tomorrow...

[@SnapFooz88]

:-) You guys rock!

[@AdlerDavidson]

Hilarious, as always. Great job.

[@newsgirl132]

Hahahahaha love you guys. Great acting, and this is so true

[@FhatuwaniManyane]

I had this Idea from my previous job that I had last year, let me take it back a little bit, I had this wonderful Idea, it doesnt make sense unless i take it back

[@KodeLiMe]

2:36-2:42 - Tripp and Tyler getting the world ready for TikTok.

[@anjaliamolic9762]

Very well demonstrated! May I use this video for training purpose...

[@BlueRidgeParkway]

I was "The Negator" during meetings. Now I'm just (a dude) Debbie Downer still looking for holes everywhere lol

[@brucem1302]

Just had one today! Early meeting and entire team shows up on time EXCEPT the manager. He comes in late because he had to stop for breakfast on way into the office! WTF?!?!?

[@deenad3562]

I think we just found The Rambler.

[@Achilles94627]

Ramblers are common in every office. It's amazing how many people there are nowadays who seem to have mastered the ability to say practically nothing using as many words as possible.

[@futurelinkvl]

Do you actually wanna watch it one moe time? -- Noo, please... That was great )))

[@hans-peterhemmer6659]

will we get a recording funktion? to give all our meetings a push be showing them to the public. NSA includet.

[@tomsdottir]

"perpetually offended" I felt that in my soul

[@dimension187]

I just completely lost it when black guy started talking. And the reaction on his idea was also funny. Laughed for about 5 minutes, holy shit.

[@sun-asiawilliams4384]

THIS IS GOLD!!!

[@thines01a]

I am ALL OF THOSE!

[@nathanschubert3048]

Negator, dominator, and Ephraim.... Good lord please no.

[@huntingforwifi7215]

Im the guy who thinks all ideas are bad but sit down in the corner silently waiting for others to tell me what the f*ck I have to do.

[@ibringthetruthtothepeople6252]

me too. Always critical but never useful

[@rosebud8760]

Oh no! I'm the rambler!!!!!!

[@aquaowl5804]

"I got a green marker!" Why did I laugh so hard at this...

[@Macatho]

Nice ad for chromecast in the end.

[@rendorwilliams9116]

This was so realistic, wow !

[@ClassicalMontessori]

"I got a green marker." 😆

[@Nedwin]

The rambler is my favorite!! 😁

[@rembramlastname3631]

1 SENTENCE INTO 14 PARAGRAPHS. - AND... TIME !!! WONDERFUL MEETING FOLKS! SEE YOU TOMORROW.

[@Girlhead]

That was great!

[@JK-hj4mn]

Was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe

[@ShahidKhan-bx1hp]

My personal experience is there is never 1 rambler. If there's one, then there's always at least 2. Because others get insecure if 1 rambler steals the limelight and they tend to outdo each other to have the last word. That brings us to 2 other characters: the stealer and finisher - taking ideas from others and stating that same damn thing in a more certain manner to make it look like his or her own idea. Also the finisher (which can be the same person as stealer) will always speak at the last of every topic to have the finishing words.

[@Wa3ypx]

Dear God I remember loosing my shit in a training class that was similar to this. I screamed at the teacher "We asked what time it was, not how to build a freakin watch!" Panic ensued over the room and a nervous hush followed. Damn that was exhilarating. Like a mental bowl movement

[@iComplainer]

Hits different in 2020

[@stanleynzerue8705]

I hate meetings with the power of a thousand burning suns. This right here is so true.

[@mrajbongshi8060]

the rambler really exist...really funny :D :D

[@MrMjlanahan]

Oh the Rambler...ushers me into a state where I become super diligent about planning the rest of my week and mapping out bill due dates...in order to avoid sleeping. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@RachelSadoff]

I've got a green marker!

[@IzabelParis]

I always wanted it to rain in lake form!!!

[@ActionAimz]

Rarely if ever is there a good white board note taker.

[@imranirfan1738]

Thank you for the great video!!! - Irfan azman (KBA111 2J)

[@ChronoJedi]

"do you wana watch it again?" "No Please" LMAO

[@salinashahbudin9409]

This meeting was so hilarious I laughed throughout this video - SALINA KBA1112J

[@Nickelodeon81]

That big splash thing was interesting. How can we make that happen?

[@cjstout0]

It was an ad!? This whole time we were tricked into watching an ad

[@fuzzylumpkin49]

Love it! ^_^

[@indomitabledane3068]

I’ve got a green marker! Basically sums up my career.

[@rayrowley4013]

I work with someone who is all of these at once!

[@silkroad1201]

The only phrase you need to know for meetings is, "Ya, that's a great idea! I love it!". Then sit back and await your promotion

[@shreanya]

Now i know why I never know what happened in the meeting

[@jasonhatt4295]

2:28 I got a green marker guys!

[@oloriokoro992]

I know if a place like that... ill be there tomorrow and all week... and everydat after lol smmmhhh

[@TheHkeefe]

Hey, love this video. I recently submitted subtitles in Spanish for it - do you mind reviewing them and publishing them for me, so I can share with friends? Thank you!

[@davecue2]

so true most meetings ive had was a waste

[@rileyyule7819]

Nice video teaches ways to create a business..

[@devindulude8808]

theres a counter strike icon on the desktop during airtame ad

[@naromngin]

I'm the one that brings the donut filled with sleeping pills Your title is invalid

[@BartholomewHenryAllen]

I sure could use a guy like you on my side.

[@KimberlyKelley_LnDDirector]

Hi Tripp and Tyler - Can I use your video in a presentation I am delivering?

[@comrademartinofrappuccino]

Imagine having to deal with 3 ramblers out of 10 people in a meeting, that is my pain at the community center meetings. They do not get that there story has no place in there, I want quick points and only bring up details when needed. Like they are treating the meeting as a casual get together

[@smartspeakers1183]

Needs a SMART board. ;)

[@andrewdean3560]

do people attend (and record themselves) willingly attend practice business meetings at least a take before

[@nurulhazwani6887]

Thank you for this funny video..😂 it very a mess meeting ever. 😂-wani kba 111 2j