Every Ork Klan Explained (While I go Insane)

[@BRBaka]

Orks and Imperial Guard, the two reasons to get a resin printer.

[@Turnil321]

You forgot the Nids.

[@zedhiro6131]

Third party orks are at another level than GW.

[@imagmahd7307]

Spiting GW and hoarding scans to print makes my willy tingle

[@verityverri6506]

​@@zedhiro6131any recommendations? I find easy to find goofy ones (and I love them!) but finding some more serious vibes orks would be great, so I could use it in SotDL, Pathfinder and the like.

[@akumaking1]

All armies are worth printed out

[@spnked9516]

You run Bad Moons lists because you think rolling dice is fun. I run Bad Moons lists because I think psychological warfare is fun. We are not the same.

[@louisnall3102]

PsyOrklogical warfare

[@robdenini6972]

My favourite 40k guy is that one ork slapping the butt of his gun like a ketchup bottle to make the bullets come out.

[@korvincarry3268]

Burping the baby! :D

[@Dap1ssmonk]

Red ones do indeed go inherently faster, there was a rule in the old editions where you could paint your trukks red and they’d get extra inches in the movement phase. Orks do bend reality around themselves, but it’s a pretty subtle bending.

[@Lunch_Meat]

It was only an extra inch, if memory serves, and it did cost some extra points, but it was amazing for trukks fulla Boyz or looted vehicles with lottza dakka. I once ran over both my boss and my friends space marine captain when my looted vehicles with red paint rolled to press "da big button", or the "dont press dat!!! WAAAGGGHHH!!!" rule on a movement turn and it was amazing

[@beebo1638]

Yup, they are all a bit in contact with the warp and can direct their thoughts to it, which in turn can make it reality. Now normally, they wouldn’t really be able to do anything but if you have 1000+ orks all thinking something should work when it really shoudnt at all, then it will, cause the orks are pretty much willing it in existence. Also why no other races can use ork guns/machinery, cause it just wouldn’t work.

[@Begbras]

One funny thing about orks: they don't grow hairs naturaly. If they want they use a breed of squig that basicly a pincer and a lock of hair they hook on their skin and groom like it was hairs. Snakes bites are notorably enjoying decorate their face with big amount of them.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

It's a status symbol too, the more important you are the more hair squigs you have, that's why the old Ghazkull model has 3 ponytails on his head, because he's super duper important

[@ivanivanovic5586]

That, and also the main objective of the shootas blood and teef game(your warboss steals your hair squig) :P

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Too bad GW watered it down so much that the clans barely exist, and you have to pay a lot of money just for 10 figures.

[@noname-do5wo]

I once heard of a dude who played snake bites with a bunch of big guns who's in universe justification for it was that a mech boy among was so dedicated to their way that he ended making shooters with no moving parts once so ever that was the most advanced guns known to orks cause they effectively rail guns you fed bullets through funnel on the top, it didn't even have trigger, just shot till they were empty

[@TertiusVarus]

Boolet go in, boolet come out innit? Can't explain it! Meks is for Gork and Mork to know.

[@ahn0x]

Mork's cunning on that one. Do his gits fight Tau (w/ the actual rail guns?) I'd pay for good fanfic about that dakka scrap!

[@noname-do5wo]

@@ahn0x this is one of those "friend of a friend" stories so I can't say for sure but I choose to believe that they did

[@hankdedalus]

I always loved the Blood axes just for the fact their warbosses try to dress up like imperial guard commissar's even if the hat is smaller then their head they will try to some how make it fit.

[@Caitlyn3000]

Wait, there's 40k *kids books*???? I never thought that could be possible, considering, well, 40k is 40k.

[@Turnil321]

You should watch more warhammer culture war channels. you know the ones. They will keep you up to date over what you should be angry about at that time. I believe the kids books were after the new space marines but before the female custodes.

[@clan741]

From what I understand the books are more pg 13 to young adult kids books than for 6 year olds so there is still fighting and stuff but from the perspective of young teens

[@pancakes8670]

​@@Turnil321I can't man. They're voices are just too insufferable

[@ClubQRoundDeux]

Do not disrespect Da Kultur WAAAAAAGH

[@Reaper419Darkangel]

They flopped.

[@nottegiew]

Ghazkull please save me, Ghazkull please save me, get these 'umies away from me Ghazkull.

[@Fallen013]

Clans have barely been a thing since 3rd Edition. Clan specifics in the early days gave the Orks different bonuses. Now a days an Ork is an Ork and the Clans are just paint jobs. Used to be a pocket Money hobby, but now you need to have an above average in come to be able to afford the basics.

[@dalime605]

as much as i love the ork lore, i was tempted just to get a deff dred or stompah figure. then i saw the prices....

[@jeffthedumb3177]

Orks are indeed very cool

[@Ekklo]

*kool

[@akumaking1]

Can I get a WAAAUGH!

[@josem.925]

WAAUGH

[@Checheno1906]

WAAAAAAAAAAUG

[@Daimon-X]

Waaagh!!!! Waa-orc-waa! Waa-orc-waa! Waa-orc-waa![Warhammer Fantasy Orcs warcry]

[@legionofthedamned9430]

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@thegoon3840]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@mokithepepe2454]

4:38 i beg you to put video recomendations in the description

[@Superhrnet]

Every time I hear a space marine chapter described, I groan. Every time I hear orks described, I cackle.

[@thegreatdreamer8377]

One of my chosen armies, and one the first factions I learned about when falling down the rabbit hole that is Warhammer

[@billoldham1201]

Back in the day when you bought upgrades you could buy red paint jobs and it increased ork vehicle movement +1.

[@Whyldefire]

There was a relic in 9th (dunno if its still in 10th) called "Wazdakka's Red Paint" which gave a vehicle +2" to their movement. If Orks paint something red will it go faster. The power of belief/faith is legit in 40k.

[@pazangazong2513]

Are we ever gonna get an Arthur army showcase? I’d love to see it!

[@talscorner3696]

Also, to my experience, Ork players have been some of the chilliest dudes to play with

[@thorgeachmus27]

13:27 "A swift 'hell yeah' uttered by the boys". Amen brother

[@HotheadLad]

Video on GW's greed when?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

every video features a little of it. Gw's greed comes in installations.

[@SonOfSparda03]

Just watch something about freebootas if you want a vid like that

[@bladesofblood6]

Good guy Arthur gives a shoutout after the intro but right before content

[@supsup335]

Arthur going off on a little tangent there. Buddy, are you all right?

[@lnutt677]

I remember reading 2nd edition information about Orks being super nasty and mean. The problem came when I saw that the miniatures didn't reflect that. The models all looked like they had big, goofy grins.

[@joshuacrime]

The football hooligans of the England of yore. The satire element of 40K is why I love the setting. They were so on the nose, even though they deny it all the time.

[@sethtfp2373]

12:12 I not sure your assessment of this is correct. In Gazhgkull Thrakka’s book they mention that “His (thrakka’s) bike shouldn’t have kept up, it wasn’t even painted red” when he was in the race against the first ork warboss.

[@LocSec]

Would love to see you take a look at Deathwing Knights, there seems to be too little videos on KZbin covering them that aren’t painting tutorials and I need someone to listen to while I paint dammit!

[@MrJuliansnow]

The red ones go fasta. And therefore it gets the attention... and so it goes fasta.

[@ZerberusKnight]

Uses flash gitz, literally a bunch of pirate guys, for the wrong klan "Freebootaz have no unit to represent themselves with."

[@TertiusVarus]

I was there. I was there when GW started to replace metal with plastic and promised this would increase quality and lower prices. And then the price of a plastic Space Marine Captain or Ork Warboss climbed over $20. The more things change, the more things stay the same. 'ere we go ladz.

[@qwefg3]

Freebootas are the best as my inner work tells me that being a pirate is the best way to get what I want to play with when those means gits refuse to let me play with their loot! That or do online matches with digital armies... Because physical ones laugh if you offer up an arm and a leg as payment and think it is enough to play the game.

[@davidkwiecien415]

I want to play Kork. Come on Ghazghul, bring back the orky empire

[@cyrusmann5443]

id imagine it would work like a xenos version of the knights

[@ivanivanovic5586]

From my understanding, blood axes were meant to be the best leaders, deathskulls the best scientists/docs etc, bad moons the merchants, goffs the enforcers/shock troops etc. Iirc in 3rd or 4th edition was the snakebite motto "live off da land, go find war, kill wat comes close, old wayz is best". And ofc freebooters - dawn of war retribution, playing as kaptn bluddflagg and his band of orks, THE funnest funniest and best quotes of all the campaigns, ah, fun times.

[@bigtoe3710]

Great timing just clocked into work time to binge listen you channel once more

[@stefantom4]

I used these videos as a background to which to clean my house. If it's time to clean the house and you don't have a video out, I might just not clean my house.

[@altervaas]

Yes, thank you. My irl Ork army is painted with a mix of Blood Axes and Deathskulls. (boyz, warboss, nobs and komandos are blood axes and deathskulls for my Loota shootas and my deffkoptas)

[@BenisDD]

Ork paint is magic, that's why deathskulls are unanimously more lucky, you can't explain bending probability with subconscious modification. Also git is generally used as a mild insult, implying some sort of inferiority.

[@elizabethyoung5304]

I remember back when 40k first came out and on weekends play tabletop. A friend of mine would run orks and I would run my Tyranids. He loved his Bois so much and we would just laugh over the hilarity that would ensue. There was just one thing.....see, I have this curse. No one, and I mean NO ONE could beat my die rolls. It tragic to watch all his funny strats to get any of my units get completely destroyed by my die rolls. I call it a curse. Others have called it really unbelievable luck. Orks are amusing. I have mad respect for those mad lads when they try to kill my ass in Space Marine video game. It came to either the Bad Moons or the Evil Suns as my favorites

[@stevenbooth3117]

As a fellow Canadian, watching the price of milk go up in the past 2 years, I don't blame GW for raising prices. Everything has gotten more expensive, even glue.

[@sierraandrews9921]

I mean, in 7th ed (And potentially before) u could actually buy in an upgrade literally just called "Red paint" that made vehicles go faster, Idk, I kinda just REFUSE that the "Power of Imagination" thing is non-canon, its such a funny and fun thing to attach to a faction especially in 40k. And removing it from the orks really takes away a lot.

[@DarlingScotty]

Dunno if I was a contributing factor to this being made, but thank you for making this!

[@Ghost3210]

Meanwhile I yearn for Stormboyz of Khorne rules... no need for models, I kitbash them myself.

[@mrlazarus6778]

"They often replace s*** like 'engines' with 'squigs'-" Ah, but consider, they *also* convert s*** like said squig's legs with wheels and add nos.

[@LinkiePup]

Are you Arthur, Mr.Bones?? ARE YOU!?

[@joeladkins1046]

Deathskullz the theivin', shooty, speedy Gitz

[@DetectiveLance]

That mini costs WHAT!?

[@stephen9to5]

Tempest scion Big lower breakdown would be cool. They're my favorite part of the mankind's military

[@awejots]

I was hoping for one more shoehorned pizza time rant at the very end 😂

[@cardinaljake6167]

I've been waiting for another ork video from you man, love this channel & love me boyz

[@KmaC2464]

kids were never able to afford 40k even back in the 90s. kids would get caught shoplifting all the time because they wanted to play but couldnt possibly afford all the kits to play 1k or even 500pts

[@micha5112]

Love your style. Keep it up!!!

[@JackzTheIcompetant]

Fun fact the main orc character in Dawn of War 2 is voiced by Dio's english voice, JoJo orcs are real

[@bencolburn8234]

I as an adult man who owns a house with no kids and a pretty good technical job cannot afford to buy new models unless they are used out of the box or broken in some way and need to be fixed. Times are rough out here by boys

[@Cousin_Uli]

Mindgame Ork strats is running full shooty army, just to bog the pace of the game down with a trillion dice rolls

[@rasmusbjerrum3974]

Me: having about 1000 points in death guard and about 500 points in sisters. I only have about 300 points painted at this point but thinking... I should really have several thousand points of orks, just because...

[@andrewdowner822]

Me laughing as I sit here with my WHFB books playing with token cardboard Units 😂

[@budderk1305]

I am so glad you get so pessimistic about games workshop at the end to pull me back out of actually wanting to spend money on this shit, lmao, thanks

[@jaanikaapa6925]

Mishmash is awesome. Also I'm learning Blender and CAD to make my own minis. Since they're not for sale I can roll into WH World with my fully 3D printed army and play. Their own rules let me do that.

[@NapGod]

I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

[@Bio-Hazard.MP4]

Every episode needs an entire section for small rants

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

I know I will significantly reduce my 40k purchases.

[@ringodeathstarr9795]

The flashgits kit is an amazing kit

[@Jack-0-lantern]

There is a Krork in Trazyns gallery. It's 12 METERS TALL, thats 39 feet and 4.5 inches. No way Ghazghkull wins that fight. Even the Beast would lose. That's like 4 times the size of a Primarch.

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

I remember the days when a Leman Russ tank was £18 and a unit of Guardsmen was £15. What a time to be in the hobby and if I had the money back then, I would easily of had a 2500pt DA chapter force. Seriously, GW cannot claim, with the insane amount they are raking in that all their development, material and running costs are high enough to justify the costs now compared to costs back in the day, even if they have more staff and store fronts now, needing a bank loan to complete an army is ridiculous and with 3D printing becoming more availible, it won't be long until they are in serious trouble...especially if they keep bowing to certain elements so we get stupid additions like "there have always been female Custodes." when I decide to do my Eldar force, I am already eyeing up some of the proxys on a certain site beginning with E.

[@Hunting4knowledge]

How do I feel about minis? 3D printer go brrr

[@JoelTheKven]

Blood Axes are tops, Snake Bitez are second, Deathskullz are 3rd, Bad Moonz are teef production and bullet soakers. At least in my warband.

[@mrlazarus6778]

In light of recent orky developments (and my own indecisiveness keeping me in War Horde anyway), I have now realised my true potential and will be trampling through waves of enemies with my 9 squig-strong unit of squighog riders and their big boss with a stratagem now technically *better* than tank shock afforded to them. Beast snaggas superior

[@barrydalton4743]

So you’re saying when a Ork needs some spare teeth they just got to punch the teeth out of a Black Moon? Damn but it fits

[@Dmyt-qd9jv]

Hi! You made an amazing video! What do you think about creating some videos about Iron Hands successor chapters? Thank you!

[@zedhiro6131]

My favorite is a toss up between the blood axes and evil suns.

[@schaaf9637]

Squigs, we neeed more Squigs.

[@cooldude6527]

I love mushrooms. I also love Red Scorpions, so I would like to submit my thirteenth request for a video about them.

[@gavinvick3592]

Normies be like “so if the orks believe a space marine is invincible, then that means that space marine cannot be killed by any ork”

[@tyrannosaurusimperator]

Yes. See commissar Yarrick.

[@Loosedook]

Yesss more Ork content please!!!

[@mekelwander6551]

Blood Axe... Blood Pact... is the Blood Pact just human Blood Axes? Was the person that made the Blood Pact just an Ork with purple facepaint?

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

“Ey Umiez, we’z smashed all yer Dead’ ard machines! We’z krumped all yer boyz, and we’z looted all yer fancy shiny bitz! So! You’z gitz listen to us real well! This planet belongs to Warboss Nashbag Zok Droolfang! And we iz gonna tidy this place up! All dat foighten is funin all but now I can’t build more weapons or loot some shiny bitz! So you umiez gonna work extra hard and get dem fact-or-reez back online or I iz gonna get real zoggin mad! Roight, dats it lads! Da rest of you gitz! Come on, let’s start a Zoggin WAAAGH!!!”

[@moleculeman27]

Nice Harlan Ellison reference!

[@mysticone2112]

That K in front of Klan got me worried for a sec

[@Emeldavi]

Not saying I've thought about actually doing this.. but man my local GW is in a kinda shit area and it wouldn't be hard to just walk out with some boxes. I'm sure that'll never happen no matter how much they raise the prices though.

[@2712animefreak]

9:19 Wasn't the Beast bigger than Ghazghkull? Do we know which klan the Beast was from?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Arthur I like the orks bot for their comedic and horrific contributions to the setting. I will say this about the old men complaining, GW and many other companies are narrowing their customer base and pricing out a significant portion of those customers that they do have. Of all of the choices they have made as a company, the setting does not need to stay grim dark, it does not need a central focus an any one of the factions and if they were to change the focus, the setting would remain the same. Yet it seems to me that the reasonable complaints of price and accessibility are getting caught with the more superficial complaints about lore that has been infamously fickle. Also get some books for the Votan dagnabbit. You can do it GW.

[@mathewblaine1109]

I was a kid 26:03 was never affordable

[@lucagianchino6404]

Blood Axe and Goofs are very THE BIGGEST AND THE STRONGHEST!😈😈😈🤣😎

[@blightcraftgamma]

No don't be sorry. You are spot in about GW pricing out its own client base for no reason other than greed.

[@BrolyBooster109]

You like freebootas because of it’s generalist specs and pirate theme I like freebootas because i buy resin recasts and fan made custom models for my ork boyz and i like the pirate motiff. we are not the same

[@plompedu]

Ork Klanz, T'au Auxiliaries, the Votann and a lot of other stuff are way too underutilized by GW

[@Thommy2n]

Ghaz, Gork and Mork save us! Mr. Bones is trying to ruin Orky color theory! Tread carefully sir, or the retribution you face will be like a purple Ork. You'll never see it coming. 😎😜

[@quintenwalk4390]

Yo your page helped me get into Warhammer!!!

[@passchen-fail3704]

Welcome

[@ThePandaOfYourMind]

I love Evil Sunz because SPEEEEEEEEED

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Deathskulls are the best

[@kuroshine]

GW is looking at Lego, and wants to be them

[@henrypaleveda7760]

do you mean selling to many demographics, the high profit margins, or the actual "We aren't doing a bunch of scummy stuff."

[@kuroshine]

@@henrypaleveda7760 Their super high kit prices and margins

[@popcornboi1059]

How did some get to this vid like an hour before lol

[@The80sWolf_]

Blood axes represent

[@wert1234576]

Oh yeah its WAAAAAAGH!! o'clock

[@ninetendo4946]

Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz

[@Lunch_Meat]

The best part about playing orks is that even in the early days you could mix and match da klans. For example, i started playing 40k right as the Armageddon campaign/codex came out back in 3rd edition. The speed freekz immediately became my army of choice. White dwarf released a "feral ork" army list and i added that to my army for some extra flavor. Then i got a basilisk for christmas one year and made it a looted tabk for my army (back when that was a thing) so i added some lootas to go with it. Next thing i knew, i had a giant mixed klan army of orks eith plenty of options no matter what the situation. When the game changed and klan culture became a "thing" i just made my army a freebooter waaagh and called it a day

[@boxfoxscoot1614]

double the pizza time also gw prices are ridiculous

[@nolanmartin3573]

The sneaky orks arent purple?

[@ChaseDaOrk3767]

Anyone got any any spare Ork bits? I could use some for my slowly growing Ork army