Every Pokémon I Would Eat

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[@hydronimity]

thank you for this Scarlet and Violet survival guide!

[@wxo_5057]

wait what.

[@icanassureyouimnotthatguyp3427]

💀💀💀

[@randompotatoman3863]

Top Comedy

[@matsuda_blossom2704]

😳

[@RebL3333]

Underrated comment lol😂

[@tronzero]

For those who don't know, Farfetch'd's Japanese name is a phrase which translates to "a duck comes bearing green onions," which is a Japanese figure of speech meaning "surprising, but convenient." So its entire original premise was that it's a joke about a duck that carries its own side vegetable.

[@darcash1738]

That’s amazing, that’s how you know the game designers really had fun making it 😂

[@nealang9520]

Well that's dark...

[@xdsmile5359]

And they say that gamefreak doesn't have a sense of humor

[@iBloodxHunter]

My next starter for my next Kanto playthrough! That's too funny.

[@OtakuD50]

That sounds a little far-fetched.

[@timelordacaelus5959]

So let's see here, trying to put multiple items into one meal... Chansey eggs, probably scambled with Miltank milk. Piloswine bacon. Petilil tea. Tropius fruit on the side. We have the makings for what sounds like one of the best breakfasts ever.

[@johnconger1873]

I would eat that so fast

[@rockincradilyyyy8489]

Veluza discards excess flesh to boost speed and it’s psychic power and one of it’s dex entries describes them having a “mild but delicious flavour”

[@xatuyou8045]

The gym is literally a sushi chef who serves it.

[@_.arvensmabostiff]

VAULTIN VELUZA!!!!1111!11!!!!

[@scientificallyaccuratetyra4292]

“I’m not gonna eat bambi, I’ll eat his mom though.” Had me dying.

[@benjaminbenaiahgunawanoffi4634]

Oh My God

[@silvertigerhd7401]

@@benjaminbenaiahgunawanoffi4634 Keep yo mind outta the god damn gutta!

[@owenyang8361]

That why he would eat it

[@muroojgtr]

right when i saw this the scene was shown

[@babycubstudios1599]

Honestly though, same. When I watched Bambi for the first time, I was DROOLING when Bambi’s mom died, since I knew that hunter went home with some good food

[@kimberlygillick4647]

I was dying laughing when he said he would eat miltank so he could enjoy it’s demise

[@jammer7083]

May we dine on our enemies flesh and blood as a prayer to the amazing castform

[@andreblueboy6019]

Yeah me too!

[@eiscueeeeeee]

@@jammer7083 hail yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@andreblueboy6019]

@Diamond Hound agree in all honesty

[@littleeevee949]

Hail yesss

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

14:27 You forgot to mention *Gigantamax* Alcremie, which is literally a *giant cake!!!* Although, I feel like there'd be some downsides to that one. For the first, allow me to read Gigantamax Alcremie's Pokemon Shield Pokedex entry: It launches swarms of missiles, each made of cream and loaded with *100,000 Kilocalories.* Get hit by one of these, and your head will swim.

[@codyfang]

Means each missile has 10,000,000 calories I think

[@fernoagent8581]

If im not wrong the cake is as hard Diamonds i dont know about you but im not gonna munch on Some rocks

[@_.arvensmabostiff]

galarians are so british that they put kilo before every measurement

[@Bubben246]

@@codyfang But only 100,000 Calories. Still would sustain a man for a month, though.

[@Snackfan12]

1:23 "endangered pokemon" My brain: BREED AS MANY FARFETCH AS YOU CAN WE NEED TO RE POPULATE THE SPECIES

[@ChrisJohnson-uo2qg]

future generations must know how delicious they are!

[@EnderGamerGirl]

@@ChrisJohnson-uo2qg LOL

[@Sheenifier]

Foie Gras. Js. Good af, but uh I'd advise against looking at how they're... made

[@Channelwip]

TO EAT!!!

[@winterwolf9323]

This is gonna be the new lapras thing

[@lasershark2601]

Finding a gourgeist, catching it, bringing it to wherever the exorcism is being performed and then cooking the remaining pumpkin seems like a lot more work then just getting a non-possessed pumpkin.

[@Random_Hooman]

Pretty true

[@solitaireofasstora7540]

The souls of the damned add flavor to it

[@greentitan0262]

sometimes the exclusivity of it can create a demand for it. We already go out of our way to eat sturgeon eggs (caviar) for some reason. And i mean, it is a weird flex to say that the pumpkin you ate was once cursed by a spirit.

[@GojiragamerXXL]

@@solitaireofasstora7540 yeah, ik, I tried it

[@anthonydavid3348]

Legends Arceus did also give us a precedent for this-apparently food ingredients blasted by a Dusclops’ Dark Pulse does experience a change in flavor of some kind. I’d say it’s reasonable to suggest that the presence of a ghost for a prolonged period of time could do something similar-perhaps the flavor would match that of “Shadow-Ball treated pumpkin”

[@h4msandw1ch]

You don’t really need to sacrifice the poor alcremie line, as seen in the anime, they can just produce their whipped cream from their palms whenever they want

[@hazawasnttaken]

i don't need to but i *c a n*

[@OddMicrowave]

What about the icecream Pokémon venilish

[@owochiensalada]

@@OddMicrowave well basically vanillite evolution line its just a pile of ice on an icicle, so they just look like an ice cream

[@CheeseGod-mf4fv]

the cream wasn't what i wanted

[@acursedenderman4313]

ok but i really wanna take a bite out of its head plus im sure in can re grow it

[@zorodork1121]

Zubat/Noibat:Are we jokes to you? *COVID 19 walks in* Zubat/Noibat: *in Utter Shock from Guilt*

[@user-qj1bg6rl3y]

BRO XD

[@ShinoLia]

It's actually fascinating how much of the food facts are covered in Pokedex entries! I love the subtle world building that we get through the 'dex, it's great.

[@sketchy_atbest]

The fact that some of these are supported with actual Pokedex facts and not just random opinions is hilarious to me 😂

[@autismandgaming4532]

And then there’s klawf. You can just straight up eat klawf claws in gen 9

[@nhopkins9040]

I’m this is unrelated but I read this with a bone island phangler voice

[@Tyranitar.]

@@nhopkins9040 me when “naaaa na na (echo) nana na na naaaa na”

[@EnderGamerGirl]

@@nhopkins9040 I play MSM too

[@asuddenredfox3626]

Just to let you know, Mikey, a lot of herbs are bug repellents. Basil, Bay Leaves, Garlic, Sage, Thyme, Mint, Chives, even Cilantro are known to repel bugs, the listed ones even repel specific bugs. So it’s not at all strange for Petilil’s leaves being bug repellent and edible.

[@joshuahunt3032]

Heck, some people claim that having enough of one of the B vitamins in your diet can make a person less attractive to some insects.

[@brentrobinson3275]

Yea u out bay leaf in your rice and flour so weaviles willl never be there

[@idiotpai3758]

@@brentrobinson3275 kek

[@clangauss4155]

Most notably: Caffeine naturally evolved in plants as a natural insecticide. There's a solid throughline there.

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

@@brentrobinson3275 Really? May need to try that, my family just bit the bullet and bought a tone of containers.

[@gabriellockwood2780]

Clamperl isn't an oyster or even a calm. It's caviar. It's already ready for consumption 😂

[@MarioMastr]

10:53 *_M E A T_*

[@mecen8]

3:23 “What’re you eating?” “Your Mom” I can’t get this scenario out of my head

[@jessehardman8011]

I was dying

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

JOE MAMAAAAAAAA!

[@kennethwilliams2157]

In Wishiwashi's pokedex entry for Pokémon Moon, it is specifically said that it is "weak and notably tasty". So, if you like anchovies, you can totally eat Wishiwashi, as long as it doesn't school form in the kitchen.

[@ItsAMaelstrom]

im just imagining cooking up some fish for the family dinner and I run out of the kitchen "WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THE FISH THAT CAN SCHOOL OUT OF THIN AIR" soon after, with a schooled wishiwashi coming after me

[@Toiletassasin]

oh you got me cracking up

[@magicalhikari5859]

You get a meal for an entire village if they do.

[@DaltonIzHere]

@@ItsAMaelstromwouldn’t that require…y’know…a school of Wishiwashi? I know in-game, it can just summon them out of thin air but that might just be for gameplay. If there’s proof to say otherwise, please tell me.

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

@@DaltonIzHereI think it’s like a hive mind situation because I haven’t seen anything to the contrary

[@babycubstudios1599]

My own Pokebreakfast special: Chansey Breakfast Burrito with Jalapeños, grilled with Moomoo cheese on the inside and outside Piloswine Bacon, cooked limp Petilil tea, 3 Milcery cream, 3 sugar 10 piece Torchic nugget

[@WaffleHouseIsBetterThanIhop]

Nuggies for brekkie 🔥🔥🔥

[@jennifertran7555]

Maractus and cacnea are potentially on the list. One of Maractus' dex entries says their seeds are full of nutrients and are a good food source in the desert. Cactus pears are also delicious, as well as the cactus plant itself after removing the spikes and cooking it (nopales) Lickitung and lickilicky might also be on that list. Now hear me out but beef tongue is a very delicious and tender meat that is underutilized, which is a huge shame. I know the dex entries say the saliva is very sticky or corrosive but I feel it's okay to eat once the tongue is removed, properly cleaned, then cooked. Besides it's like Mikey's point with miltank, lickitung and lickilicky are awful and I get to enjoy my meal as well as their demise. I also want combee honey and roasted sunkerns to snack on

[@asmodeus58XX]

Agreed. If you haven't had cactus fruit (mostly of the sabra cactus), you're missing out. Removing the prickly peel is a hassle and a half. It's almost like a crustacean in that regard.

[@DeboSanity]

That sabbatical really did wonders. I can sense a different energy with these recent videos. Appreciate all of the work you put out. You and everybody in here, please continue to be safe.

[@tjackknife6590]

There was a bot reply, wasn’t there?

[@SorenFE93]

I didn't even notice even after almost 20 years of Ruby and Sapphire being released, that Breloom was basically a mushroom kangaroo. It didn't even click. That is freaking awesome and you really do learn stuff everyday no matter how old you get

[@puppetperson7612]

I did not notice girafarig was a palindrome for 15 years.

[@magolor152]

Also the seeds on its tail are... well let's just say eating them are highly ill advised

[@Frogboyaidan]

@@Flareguy people eat kangaroos

[@rhodrage]

So, theres a Mushroom in Gen 1, Gen 3, Gen 5 and Gen 7. So, we're getting another in Gen 9?

[@aztecklover69]

i see it as a mushroom dino, kinda like a weird raptor^^

[@yudhistiramahasena1255]

4:04 HSI Grand Tip Boy!

[@micycles1200]

You're telling me you wouldn't eat a Vanilluxe? A Combee's honey? Oinkologne? Dachsbun? I'd eat a Oinkologne/Dachsbun hotdog for sure

[@camoroy8306]

He probably uploaded before Scarlet and Violet released date, Vanilluxe is probably just too big, basically if you eat it all you'll most likely get Diarhea.

[@rolandswift4311]

A quick note about the "eating bug repellent plants"; there are actually a number of fragrant herbs commonly used in cooking which are known to have repellant effects on some species of bugs. Rosmary, mint, and basil are all noted as having some level of effectiveness repelling mosquitoes, for example.

[@rogercunillera7469]

Not a herb, but citrus like lime and lemon can also be used as repelants

[@spv4711]

Mint

[@Al-ir6vb]

Almost like the plants developed deadly chemicals to stave off insects so they could survive then this weird hairless ape came along and liked the deadly chemicals instead and started ranting about how they actually liked how it made their tongue feel tingly or made them see pretty colors and kept eating them. 🤷

[@NinetailsRaider]

Doesn't peppermint repel ants?

[@CharlemagneSupernova]

Caffeine is technically an insecticide

[@michaelnelson1127]

Alright, this episode is freaking hilarious. There were several points where I just burst out laughing (particularly with the extermination of Miltank). Excellent work, Mikey.

[@caitlinthompson4430]

me but with his lil pumpkin spice bit 😂

[@mackenzieshoemaker4541]

Mikey: “Psyduck is too small.” Psyduck: Is casually almost twice the size, and 20x the weight of a normal duck.

[@greythegreat23]

I think he meant that Psyduck is too off from a duck because he says that while also saying that the others are too small

[@uwaybie]

Eat Tatsugiri, it is literally sushi, the Tatsugiri interactive voices even say sushee.

[@MrRaikon45]

mikey smoothly skiping part about the berry mixed with the shuckle body fluids to make it not sound weird is hillarious lol

[@phantomninja4862]

And also the fact that it’s literally called Shuckle Juice.

[@MM4TuT]

I mean we eat bee vomit it can't be much weirder than that

[@Choker55]

It's not like we don't consume honey, feces coffee, milk and so much more. Just that we don't call it as bee vomit.

[@jmurray1110]

@@MM4TuT it could be turtle piss

[@phantomninja4862]

@@MM4TuT Although how honey is made is weird, it’s not bee vomit.

[@denyeazadini]

I'm super unfamiliar with pokedex entries and was wondering why Sinistea wasn't mentioned. After looking it up, I now understand. "It absorbs the life-force of those who drink it. It waits patiently, but opportunities are fleeting-it tastes so bad that it gets spat out immediately."

[@Ditto.007]

Is it weird that I would still wanna try it...?

[@pencil7979]

@@Ditto.007 so u want to die

[@TheKidblazer1]

we really dont know whats in that cup and its basically a ghost that possessed an old antique cup, so not something u want to risk

[@NbLumineIzHere]

@@Ditto.007 nah, i also wanna try it

[@maxstrike3022]

What if it's actually liquor aka "spirits" ( which would keep in theme explain why it's spat out).

[@kerihinson2424]

I have the ultimate breakfast meal, pancakes made with Miltank milk, burrito consisting of Miltank steak and Chansey eggs, and an ice cold glass of freshly made shuckle berry juice

[@JustARandomStickman]

"Yes, it does say that they sing joyfully watching their prey suffer, but otherwise its a pumpkin" this video is genuenly the funniest thing i have ever seen

[@lordofkebs5463]

Mikey’s next nuzlocke: If it faints, I eat it

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

Bold of you to assume there'll be a next nuzlocke.

[@Kingler9]

He’s never going to do another nuzlock but good idea I’ll do it

[@lordofkebs5463]

@@Kingler9 I’ll watch XD

[@buckIin]

ah yes, if celesteela faints he will eat a rocket

[@Figure6077]

hahahhah heh... wait what?

[@DaZebraffe]

Also, you missed a pretty great option in the vegetable category: Oddish's name comes from the fact that it is an odd radish! And radishes are pretty great.

[@keithlukens4400]

Ew no

[@vj6078]

a-arent they poisonous

[@sparkyIsaac19]

It’s a weed Pokémon tho

[@DaZebraffe]

@@sparkyIsaac19 It's literally not tho

[@-RIWIS-]

poison type?

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

Well, I can never play Pokemon the same way again. But I used to catch certain pokemon for wonder trade and name them things like "Your Lunch" or "Your Snack" and other meals. Often they were of the seafood variety, I mean water type variety.

[@terrancelucas624]

Mikey:*sees miltank* Mikey at the end of the day:”that steak was delicious”

[@RedDragonForce2]

At one point, Shuckle could turn the Berry Juice into Rare Candies. I’ve always been curious what a Rare Candy would taste like.

[@BENBOIONYT]

Weed

[@masterofdoots5965]

It would taste like pure frigin energy

[@blazefromhoenn]

I think some person who's associated with Pokemon and GameFreak said that it tastes like dog food

[@thezer0animatiocrew630]

It tastes like S U G A R

[@heatherramirez6141]

I’d like to imagine it would ‘level up’ the person who eats it. Like getting more muscular or durable, or if a child are one it could evolve them past puberty.

[@eternalblade8259]

Scientists: I’ve found the meaning of life! Mikey: Fry it and let me eat it.

[@xdsmile5359]

Also Mikey: has a toy torchic

[@ericwijaya2119]

"If it's not on a plate, it can wait" - Team Rocket

[@Chikennuggets294]

@@ericwijaya2119 lol

[@kaseymeijer2128]

Surprised Octillery and Grapploct weren’t mentioned. Often,calamari is a combination of squid and/or octopus

[@FizzikkOfficial]

Maybe The Vanillite line would be tasty. Don't Castellia cones have to do with them? The Ice cream sold in Castellia city in Unova. I would defeinitely like to try one. This video was fun haha

[@gengarzilla1685]

Vanillite and friends are just supercold ice, and only inspired the Casteliacone.

[@sojoboscribe1342]

There's a WAY simpler way to go about this. Simply get really friendly with an Alakazam, until it gives you one of its spoons. According to the Pokedex, anything eaten out of an Alakazam's spoon become delicious. Then it doesn't MATTER what you are actually eating. Addionally, since people do consume milk from other animals than cows, I assume the milk of many other Pokemon is edible. Contenders would include Sheep pokemon (like the Mareep and Woolu lines) Goat pokemon (like Gogoat) Buffalo Pokemon (like Boufflaunt) Camel pokemon (like Numel and Camerupt) Horse Pokemon (Ponyta Rapidash etc.) and donkey Pokemon (Mudbray).

[@SugarSpice07]

Oo I could go for some Gogoat cheese! That sounds delicious.

[@grantflippin7808]

(G)oat milk

[@asierx7047]

I feel like Camerupt milk would be too spicy for human consumption. Like the Ghost Pepper of milk

[@bugbear2357]

​@@asierx7047I feel like places that do really spicy food would use camerupt milk in sauces or dips and it'd be one of those challenges where if you can finish the whole dish in a time limit it's free

[@DaltonIzHere]

And possibly even some Walelord cheese since whales are mammals and mammals make milk.

[@sentretsparkle]

Considering you brought up that byproducts of pokemon count, I'm surprised you didn't bring up Combee and Vespiquen's honey! According to its diamond pokedex entry, it's sweet and has a floral taste. It would be a perfect topping for some Pumpkaboo Pancakes!

[@SquidBaconGuy]

He prolly forgor

[@Lummox874]

Beware of vespicusy my good sir

[@ldmtag]

I'd like to drink some beer or meet (wait, taht's not how it's spelled... miet?) based on that honey. Or a yogurt flavor. Honey on its own isn't that delicious to me.

[@ronswanson7371]

@@ldmtag meat*

[@cadeybunny9920]

Agreed

[@Tt-The-Creative]

Farfetch'd is endangered Shiny hunters: Say no more fam

[@linhardtvonhevring7262]

3:11 Mikey: Venison is deer meat. Persona 4 players: And I took that personally.

[@kanaklata7040]

Idea for a video : Do a Nuzlocke with every pokemon you hate and see if you have changed feeling about any one of them .

[@skymario7857]

He probably won’t since he hate Nezlocks

[@ZeothTheHedgehog]

@@skymario7857 then a regular playthrough then

[@mareepman2155]

Regular playthrough, maybe, nuslocke, never gonna happen

[@jameswinning5711]

What. ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

[@jameswinning5711]

I'm just kidding

[@L1NKN]

This is the happiest I have seen Michael on camera in a while. I have a feeling the food does that.

[@unripetheberrby6283]

Yeah 😊

[@cmsxboi]

This has got to be one of the funniest videos you’ve made ever. I dont know if it was intentional or not, but I laughed so much

[@dod-iw6hj]

And the Shuckle part is now canon. Dot in Pokémon Horizons literally shoved a straw inside a Shuckle and then sucked out its berry juice and she said it was delicious. Snover's berries were also eaten by Ash and his friends in an episode of the Gen 4 anime.

[@drybonesky]

It would be really cool to see an artist design like all the pokemon-food items Mikey described here. That would be super cool to see "Pumpkaboo Pie" or "Malamri" 😁

[@celestg]

Farfetch'd soup is something I genuinely want to try.

[@JovanisVersion]

What Malamari look like just purple/blue calamari or just regular calamari (that's a mouthful I just know it)

[@shadowwriter329]

I think the issue with the Team Rocket plot in gold and silver is the fact they were kidnapping Slowpoke and violently chopping off their tails rather then having them fall off naturally like in the dex. Also good to see Mikey working on his hate boner for Miltank. Slowly work it out of your system man.

[@amandaking2748]

HATE BONER-?!

[@glitchyboi-nk1qv]

Well if you fought Whitney, you know how evil Miltank truly is

[@shadowwriter329]

@@glitchyboi-nk1qv I have fought her years ago, several times and it took a few tries when I first played the game. and yet I don’t have the same hate boner Mikey does.

[@Dawg347]

Well we don’t know how frequent their tails fall off, maybe they speed up that process by forcing them off.

[@levishinthanzilla1874]

Well, by eating miltank won't it go back into his system?

[@drikonrokon852]

I mean the petilil bug repelling thing is as farfetch'd as you might think, we drink coffee which is high in caffeine aka a natural pesticide and mint tea is made from mints which also repel insects and small mammals

[@J_Pizzle09]

“Hey people do it, so it must be safe.” - Every Tiktoker in 2020

[@averyseldin8485]

Klawf being edible is also supported by its legs being sandwich ingredients in Scarlet and Violet

[@erindavis5348]

One time I had an klawf on my team and I got the klawf leg sandwich, and my klawf was eating it😳

[@decimation9780]

@@erindavis5348Crabs *are* cannibals.

[@muhammadbidin4152]

​@@erindavis5348cannibal

[@Dawg347]

⁠@@erindavis5348like blending up chicken and mixing it with bird seed

[@Its_Asteria]

@@erindavis5348 to be fair crabs eat each other in the wild

[@aaronlefebre5060]

We got introduced to Fidough, and that sounds like it'd be a pretty good choice to combine with Alcremie to make lots of sweet bread desserts. Also, the honey from various bee Pokemon. And fish. Lots of fish Pokemon!

[@yinetteherrera3553]

"i'd like it's flavor and it's demise" got me dying😂!

[@Spacepelican]

Shuckle:“WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WHINE”

[@CyberchaoX]

In the seafood department, I feel like Octillery and Seaking are notable omissions. I specifically mention Seaking and not Goldeen because while Goldeen seems to strictly be based on a goldfish, Seaking is not only larger, but also seems to take some inspiration from salmon. Also, its Sword Pokédex entry mentions it becoming more fatty in autumn during mating season.

[@testytest69420]

Some Octillery takoyaki would probably be amazing.

[@KarlaO711]

Wasn't Seaking based on a Ranchu? They look similar ^^

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

It's years I help my grandpa making fried calamari It's Showtime

[@Placeholder501]

Octilleryaki?!

[@emilymatthews2990]

A whole ass Gyrados would be tasty

[@sirmurford2737]

At least you won't make John even more sad after mentioning Piloswine by saying you'd try any of the frog legs. He loves his frogs.

[@joshuarussell8565]

There should be a video with John about this where every Pokémon you catch, the other has to eat.

[@auratheneonfox133]

AS A BOSTONIAN, MIKEY TRYING TO DO A BOSTON ACCENT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK

[@Lt_Chloe]

Slowpoke's tail coming off painlessly makes sense with shellder

[@x_conflict8467]

So does that mean their tail is completely numb?

[@togekip0085]

Love how he just skims over the “mixing with bodily fluids” part of Shuckle’s dex entry

[@arthurwhite7133]

Grunty-boy, I think "a pro gamer" is NOT the word to describe you.

[@ChampionElCid]

I know you really don't like Miltank, which I get. I definitely understand the hate it gets, but that also makes me think it would be an interesting challenge if you could beat Pokemon Heargold or Soulsiver....using only Miltank! As much as we all hate it, it does have some solid stats, so I'd like to see this challenge

[@kittymations6509]

I would never actually eat an Alcremie because it's adorable and my top favorite pokemon, but its pokedex entry states that it secretes cream from its hands and the cream's sweetness depends on how happy it is. I have a strong interest in baking, so having a couple Alcremie around in various cream flavors could make for some rather delicious pastries!

[@insanitycrafter8553]

There was actually an anime episode about that.

[@platypusmaster6415]

Alcreamie is also my favorite!

[@x_conflict8467]

That makes a lot of sense, and then u combine the fruit from tropias or just berries in general into the cake or jus ton it like a topping you’ll have some pretty good delicacies right there

[@zarks-heroes]

@@insanitycrafter8553 and a movie as well

[@arkking552]

Alcremie cream with Tropius Fruit and Shuckle Berry Juice. Along with a Slurpuff as the timer since the dex states it can tell when a pastry is perfectly cooked. Now that’s one good pastry

[@leowoodwind7723]

A nuzlocke with the Pokémon you hate, but when they die, you eat them as a meal in real life

[@leowoodwind7723]

Is that too dark? 😬

[@shamekamoss2751]

Yes

[@shamekamoss2751]

Daddy

[@leowoodwind7723]

@@shamekamoss2751 Okay baby

[@ashleymerridoth]

@@shamekamoss2751 AYOOOO

[@KreeperKilla551]

I'm coming up with a drink, right here, right now. Take some juice from a shuckle and pour it into a glass. Water it down and add a few drops of bounsweet sweat. Place a cleaned-out applin slice on the rim, add some ice created by a glaceon (specifically glaceon because I love eevee and its eeveelutions, so really, any ice-type's ice move will work), add a straw and enjoy!

[@Person898k]

Imagine this: A plate full of Tatsugiri, Magikarp and Qwilfish sushi alongside a bowl of soupy and slurpable Farfetch'd ramen, fresh, spicy Combusken wings, Avgolemeno with fresh Combusken, vegetable broth, Chansey eggs, lemon juice and a drizzle of Arboliva oil and a cheesy burger, with the buns being made for Fidough and high quality wagyu Miltank. And for desert, there's Dachsbun donuts with puree made from the smalper head of Cherubi and Gourgiest pie with Alcremie cream (the term Alcremie cream sounds so wrong)

[@killermechmechkid8112]

As a Unova kid, I can confirm that mareep, once depleted of its energy and having its wool removed, can evolve into: a delicious dish

[@x_conflict8467]

The wording of evolving into a delicious dish is perfect lol

[@CocoLocoToco]

Delidish, the tasty pokemon

[@Tomy_Lightning]

I bet the taste is electrifying.

[@THEGREATPAPYRUS9_5]

Getting Snover's barries is probably a task easier said then done, considering that Abomosnow typically are extremely protective over Snover. Not to meantion Sword's dex entries for Abomosnow talks all about how when Galarian Darumaka try to steal Snover' berries, they typically chase them away, swinging its arms like hammers.

[@heather_foreather]

Get a Pokémon to fight the Abomasnow, faint it, quickly grab berries from the snover, say sorry to the snover for what it had to witness and maybe give it some food, win 😎

[@SylverScourge]

​@@heather_foreather catch the snover for infinite berries

[@1987Videolover]

@@SylverScourge sounds better

[@wiidragon7588]

@@SylverScourge Catch a breeding pair of Abomasnow! That way the parents, being yours, will have no reason to see you as a threat while you mass produce Snover Berries every spring!

[@pokeinator7834]

Flamethrower anybody

[@Bitternbirdwatching]

Mikey: greeting poke fans Captions: gory teams for events.

[@maxgamewatch3513]

Vanillite ! And an update with Gen 9 : Oinkologne, Fidough, Dachsbun, Smoliv and Tatsugiri

[@gengarzilla1685]

Vanillite is supercold ice, not ice cream. You might as well be slurping liquid nitrogen.

[@nyantails]

I can't believe you missed Fidough! He's just a bready boi!

[@anthonybaez4441]

You're not usually supposed to eat raw dough so I guess it's ok.

[@zabianreubens4989]

@@anthonybaez4441 Yes but he mentioned all the pokemon relating to food Therefore if he were to eat something meat based or plant based he would want to eat them cooked Therefore fidough would make an excellent pie

[@Sheenifier]

Bake the doggie do it 🤣

[@poketrenerboberowy8130]

@@anthonybaez4441 bruh i ate a lot of raw dough. and im still alive

[@1987Videolover]

@@anthonybaez4441 cookie dough is debatable right?

[@AustinJASMR]

It's interesting how you mentioned the pokemon-human relationship part, since modern day pokemon doesn't have as many references to eating pokemon (at least not where the pokemon dies, but you do have to wonder where those sausages came from) more than likely because they basically made the pokemon sentient creatures, making them unethical to eat, and also probably the idea of people keeping them as pets adds that taboo into it. Then again, I'm a "meat is meat" kinda guy, so as long as I don't see it being made I'd dig in

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I mean it really isn't too far off from real life. Some people keep farm animals as pets while others just eat them. It all comes down the person and their experiences, I suppose. I mean, heck, in many households that raise chickens, the children often take a liking to some of the chickens but they still end up having them for dinner anyways.

[@kitsunebaxter6311]

I agree up til the “so long as I don’t see”. That reeks of the “ignorance is bliss” mentality but ignorance is just ignorance. If the process makes one too squeamish to acknowledge it then so should the result since it still has any moral/ethical ambiguity the means inherently imbued into the ends. The route taken doesn’t disappear once a destination is reached, it’s still connected. But I agreed with you up til then. It’s not too different from rl, not even with the sentience ad there’s data to suggest that the presence of the complex structures of the cerebrum are the main source of sentience, organ structures that birds and mammals all have. So…arguably cows and chickens are sentient.

[@Tacobell1384]

I mean some people have fish and pigs as pets but still eat sushi and bacon

[@Amibingus]

Well in china dogs are popular food, even they have a holiday dedicated to dogs meat

[@Boiled_Egg357]

They are sausage nipples obviously

[@Ctagobrrr]

Is no one going to talk about how grunty boi unlocked magic

[@thelightningboom8061]

I Love how Mikey and Grunty Boi are just Pals now.

[@zoefernandez5369]

This man is a comedic genius I swear I was cracking up every 10 seconds

[@noah-wk4wx]

what

[@jsgv7935]

not really

[@ThatFruityGuy]

Ehhh no

[@CW-po4bx]

@@jsgv7935 cope

[@ChrisJohnson-uo2qg]

I also laughed a lot but calling in comedic genius is kind of simpy

[@dharticulous_2795]

3:23 That's what he said...

[@sandshew4158]

Hear me out. The legendary kanto birds and Ho-oh. 😂 really big birds, and moltres is already cooking itself😂😂

[@legnomanlegnoman5444]

"Farfetched"d makes a delicious meal especially cooked with leek" Might as well make Vullaby thanksgiving turkey.

[@MultiPoken]

I remember the universally hated elemental monkeys are great for making tea in the Pokémon world (or in the manga). Pansage's leaf combine with Panpour's water, and boiled with Pansear's fire or something like that.

[@ditto7047]

Wait, people hated the monkeys? I loved those, and I really think more Pokémon like them would be cool.

[@LycanMOON]

Yes before driftveil there’s a trailer with a cool that will say that their pansear helps with cooking

[@MultiPoken]

@@ditto7047 I don't hate them but many people do. I think Simisear was once the least favorite/most hated Pokémon of all, based from the poll.

[@gengarzilla1685]

Unova's elemental monkey trio lowkey offer more to the Pokémon world than fan favourite Infernape ever could. Fight me.

[@Outlaw4188]

I love it how Mikey forgot to add the three literal ice cream Pokémon 🤣

[@pokemonchamp236]

They're made of snow

[@godzillagod9752]

They would freeze your mouth

[@montyeggman3075]

They'd be more like snow cones, really.

[@sallysabretooth9969]

@@montyeggman3075 yea

[@egon3705]

vanillite breathes -58 degree breath and it only gets worse from there and they're made of snow and icicles, not vanilla ice cream and a cone

[@smileyfawler8454]

With the effort you have to go through to eat Pumpkaboo, you may as well just eat a regular pumpkin. 🤣

[@HelpyCake]

"We do a little seance we have the spirit move on in peace and I get peace to, peices of pumpkin pie!" I loved this part of the video (Might have messed up the quote but still funny)

[@chazzdibianco2833]

When you talk about Appletun, Pumpkaboo and Gourgeist, Unfezant, and Happiny, you ending lines are so funny! It’s your delivery that makes them. Plus, just casually talking about do a séance during the Pumpkaboo/Gourgeist segment was kinda funny. This whole really had me laughing hard!

[@segamaster4289]

I have a feeling that consuming a whole Milktank would be quite a challenge.

[@Brydav_Massbear]

The same would go for a normal cow.

[@gamingcharziard4463]

Or a bison

[@thebocce5741]

Sounds like quitter words (I am joking)

[@Deltastorm-px5xm]

For matt stonie it would his breakfast

[@jasond.b-w]

whether you eat one tiny nibble of beef jerky or 150-180 whole steaks (1 steer), the whole animal had to die so 🤷

[@jadesnowflower1574]

"Altough, I can't remember what Grass is like. Is it blue?" Two green trees in The background: "Well, guess I'm not here anymore?"

[@cooptionalxb1]

6:56 What about Toedscruel? Those flaps are said to be put into recipes, and you did say you like mushrooms. Plus with its Ground/Grass typing, there's no potential harm from toxins.

[@TwiliXgirl]

Pretty sure Morelull and Shiinotic would be hallucinogenic mushrooms, and might not be the best idea if you’re not prepared for that possibility. 😅 Also pretty sure Petilil’s leaves are what the super bitter medicines that all your Pokémon hate is made from.

[@racapoopoo]

if i gave a petilil medicine to my petilil would be considered cannibalism

[@cinematicwaffle8710]

Either hallucinogenic or they'd put you to sleep. Since their spores do that.

[@tronzero]

I think that "hallucinogenic" would be an understatement. I'm thinking more like, eating it will mark you for abduction by fairies. Like, you know that thing about how eating fairy food makes you trapped there? Something related to that.

[@MuttonTheDragon]

Does... Does Mikey know that pumpkin spice isn't made of pumpkin? Like, sure, you could still EAT the pumpkin as a pie, but pumpkin spice refers to the spices used to flavor pumpkin (cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and ginger).

[@javier6465]

"I am not eating bambi, but the mum though" < basically the plot of bambi.

[@MrTerminator3010]

10:06 Actually, I made the pumpkin soup from Twilight Princess using Salmon (since Reekfish isn't real), and its very delicious

[@TheRibottoStudios]

Pumpkaboo and I have SO much in common. It sings joyfully when its prey suffers, and I would sing joyfully when I have it IN MA BELLY .

[@Squirtle_Squad_Supremacy]

Y o u h u n t p r e y?

[@blesskurunai9213]

Y o u s i n g ?

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@blesskurunai9213 well I did in middle school 😆 I'm an alto soprano

[@SIRNOODSALOT]

12:15 in the new S&V games it talks about how people use lechonks to sniff out crabominables meat because it’s just that good so yes, it would taste very good!

[@yudhistiramahasena1255]

Bounsweet is based on a mangosteen, and mangosteen skin has been described as beneficial for skin health. Here in Indonesia, we have a commercial for a popular mangosteen skin extract product with the most memorable jingle, so I suppose Bounsweet's skin would have the same benefit.

[@swgoutama2746]

Michael: “Sign me up for a Chansey/Blissey breakfast omelette each day and I’ll be doing great! Not happiny tho, it carries a rock Teacher next day: Why are you laughing Me: Nothing My Brain: Happiny rock breakfast omelette

[@IAmMissingnoMaster]

Oh, this is a good video. Mikey seems genuinely happy in this one, and the happiness is contagious. Also, Grunty Boi now has literal magic powers.

[@kawakawaii]

As soon as u said that he appeared

[@IAmMissingnoMaster]

@@kawakawaii HA HAAA!

[@VannyBeumer]

He has always been capable of teleportation.

[@ruijie1961]

I absolutely adore Grunty Boi's efforts to appear with a different fabulous flair every time. This time is no exception.

[@OhioOntario]

Veluza left the chat It’s Pokédex entry on Scarlet says :When Veluza discards unnecessary flesh, its mind becomes honed and its psychic power increases. The spare flesh has a mild but delicious flavour.

[@crunchymilk3451]

"People do it, it must be safe." - Mikey, 2022