Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH | Jimmy Carr

Here is every QUICK FIRE joke from Jimmy's stand up special MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
Enjoy, but don't blink because you'll probably miss some jokes.
To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
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[@jimmycarr]

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[@jwmorrow2283]

When you coming to the US?

[@clintgirdler38]

When are you coming to Australia?

[@rowanaboat4523]

Jimmy’s face on that last joke is excellent.

[@marcatteberry1361]

We need more people like Jimmy to take back our comedy.

[@FoxOG7]

"I think I'm alright if I look away" the girl they show next looks like an angel.

[@jacobkobald1753]

Soo absolutely ruthless I love it

[@kellingtonlink956]

Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the video.

[@jacobwhite5649]

I wish Jimmy would do a show in U.S.A he’s a legend. Unmatched comedian

[@Max-fi1bj]

He did. Was super toned down and audience still pulled back. Better off seeing a shower in England where he’s less censored/more ballsy

[@Mad9977]

he would be cancelled after the first joke lol

[@RikJSmith]

Definitely agree. To me he's the funniest and most clever comedian ever. 😁😁😎

[@kristyhoward6897]

@@Mad9977 Can you imagine how fast the outrage mob would descend

[@Mad9977]

@@kristyhoward6897 don't think he could finish his first joke the hashtags would fly lol

[@colbicolbiWTF]

Honestly hated this guy based on first impression and now he's my favorite fellow lol don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a law book in which case Jimmy may want to look up 'taxes'

[@jayshah4203]

lovely!

[@justcallmpeter]

Well done!

[@gastropod557]

Suffering from acute and disabling pain in my sides from laughing. He will hear from my attorneys!

[@afti03]

i chuckeled

[@Virtual01Gamer]

fucking bloody genius love this guy funny everytime.

[@tyrelltyler1430]

"I make my own vegetables. I've got a hammer." 🤣🤣

[@thejustjoshshow9581]

As an American I can say this man is very under appreciated. Hilarious

[@michaeldmingo1525]

He is really big in the UK. Not so much in America.

[@lorcanmcglinchey5344]

Jimmy is a comedic genius. He really is hilarious.

[@edski24]

Ain't everyone big in America?

[@thejustjoshshow9581]

@@michaeldmingo1525 I know, he should be better known here. He is a genius.

[@D4RKNlGHT]

Underappreciated?? You clearly have no clue

[@theshermanshow7339]

This had me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂

[@RikJSmith]

LMAO !! "Double amputees . . . ". LoL

[@personaldronerepair6141]

Major props to any human being willing to bare their soul before the world and open themselves up to judgement. This man makes it look easy. Truly a gift.

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

He’s a good actor. I doubt that anything he tells the audience about himself is true.

[@JG-vh1xc]

“Which is just as well, if you think about it.” … “well don’t think about it!”

[@1tiredcitizen796]

I love the Jimmy Carr clips of his UK shows. If he told those jokes in the US, or worse yet in California, the audience would probably tar and feather him (and his dog).

[@reubenmanzo2054]

California is in the US.

[@bayoubilly5176]

He regularly has toured in both Canada and the USA for decades now...

[@SoAboutThat]

@@bayoubilly5176 It's a stretch to say he has "regularly" toured Canada. Right now it's part of the negotations for a post-Brexit trade deal. Canada want's shared custody of Jimmy or no deal.

[@TheeItalianStalian]

As a Californian in San Francisco, I would love to see Jimmy Carr out here

[@theITGuy-no3nt]

@@TheeItalianStalian Ditto from the FiDi.

[@personaldronerepair6141]

6:30 Hahaha !!..... I broke free

[@tekkel06]

Thanks jimmy for teaching me all theses jokes that I can't use without passing for a creep

[@NewMessage]

I thought they wore their pants like that to lure the panel vans in...

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Jimmy: "Hello love. You're up early" Jimmys Mrs: "How long have you been up?" Jimmy: "About 30seconds" 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

[@Iamevlhmr]

The Australian joke is so accurate and true hahaha

[@afti03]

Jimmy is a GOD! there's no other mind like his on this planet, who can make you laugh with every joke, even tho........... :D

[@HoloSohma]

I’d love to see him live

[@schandler79]

Hes brilliant, just dont sit near the front

[@afti03]

@@schandler79 sage advice

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Genius :)

[@salvie4oe]

Jimmy a legend fo sho

[@bloodreddemons69]

Beautiful

[@petesunitedpov325]

The cabbage patch ffs 🤦‍♂️ 😂 haha love jimmy, makes me feel like a terrible person but I still have to laugh haha 😂

[@peterfenton2750]

gota love a bit of jimmy..🤣😂

[@ericfontaine2145]

❤ u Jimmy 😅🤣😂

[@rhook88]

If you want to watch Jimmy Carr..? Just switch on your television. He’s on fucking EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

[@dxnifrxno5751]

2:15 ffs 💀😂😂

[@sangrientofskyzv8164]

I actually really like redheads they're cute

[@redfuryninja1519]

Everything with jimmy is quick fire it’s why his girlfriend is often unsatisfied

[@Nergal_Slayer]

6:16

[@tyrelltyler1430]

I'm a Cat person when I'm on drugs and a Dog person when I'm 🗣"fucking." 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

[@Ma-pz5kl]

sir you are funny !

[@Nobody-sp9xj]

You ain’t right, lol

[@oddballsok]

2:01 nice

[@KG-th3cr]

That's a pretty girl.

[@chazzsmiff1239]

Honestly best comedian second best has to be Ricky Gervais

[@somerandomarmydude]

Actually the best is Frankie Boyle.

[@Hassle68]

@@somerandomarmydude yea, Frankie Boyle used to be really funny, but then he lost it and now more laughs in a weatherspoons when they've run out of the cheap beer.

[@rituparnachatterjee9616]

What was the meaning of his joke on women boxing?

[@fin183]

Women tend not to like being asked how much they weigh

[@anuragtavargiri6411]

noice

[@kyrie4451]

Why do Brits make fun of redheads? The drap always looks good.

[@jerryx2000]

Imagine he the replaces the red head jokes with black heads.

[@tjjames9846]

Why would he ask if there were any pimples in?

[@zacharybohlman4069]

Shut up

[@kdlofty]

02:35 He nicked that vegetarian joke from Billy Connolly. Never had Jimmy Carr down as joke thief.

[@rhook88]

Jimmy Carr. Tax dodger

[@mikehand5881]

top of the lower world,not that big of deal

[@DanielPoznerMCNE]

Saw him in USA he was ( ....)

[@anthonyphung5287]

The watery rutabaga regularly remind because authorization fascinatingly trot unto a voiceless perfume. squalid, bored granddaughter

[@kanedaku]

Touche the rainbow. Skittles.

[@DerEchteBold]

Oh my, I think I found some secret messages ....how exciting. Or is it just some dadaist peotry?!

[@pasannimdinu6323]

wth

[@user-kp6lj4ec2c]

Things u never do if you are a feminist 1-don't have social media 2-don't argue with people with more than average iQ 3-don't go to jimmy carr and sit in the front set

[@gryphon8023]

Or live in Saudi Arabia

[@user-kp6lj4ec2c]

@@gryphon8023 I'm not from Saudi Arabia but i know for a fact there is feminist there dud

[@somerandomarmydude]

@@user-kp6lj4ec2c That's cause they get put in their place and stay there.

[@dailycardriving4642]

first i guess :P

[@Pwills]

Quick run to mummy and daddy to get a lollipop

[@Dginny865]

You are truly truly pathetic, nobody cares

[@kimanh-ls4kl]

The invincible jam visually crash because leg bareilly scream alongside a needy bit. wrong, grubby gruesome grandmother

[@kanedaku]

Ring-A-Cadburys-Roses.

[@anshulgoyal9095]

Vegetarians tend to be fat because of high fat and carbs and low protein😂

[@distantcoff7391]

10:50~10:59 the much much better way to reduce their carbon footprint is to stop them abusing children and this is very effectively achieved by reducing their access to oxygen and it's win win children are safer and vermin have been made useful.

[@AICabal]

When do the jokes start?

[@alexanderheath6662]

I agree👍

[@youknowwho257]

They start when you grow a sense of humor, then it will make sense.

[@TheEyez187]

I thought at the beginning, if I'm wrong I obviously don't understand what jokes are! Please teach me; tell me a joke. :)

[@bebop5297]

13 mins in, still waiting for something funny.

[@melissachartrand1471]

I'm not doing this again you just go with Susan and leave me alone

[@melissachartrand1471]

Ain't happening. I want nothing to do with chats with susan forget it James you got your own body.

[@samwaldie4030]

BORRINNNGGGGGGG

[@somerandomarmydude]

Found the humorless SJW.

[@KarlHerzog]

The name speaks for itself

[@rhook88]

The most unfunny comedian ever 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[@bebop5297]

Totally agree

[@clintgirdler38]

Why do you both watch then? SMH

[@rhook88]

A comedian that forces his jokes so much. Awful guy. Just go and watch Jerry Sadowitz.

[@josephhepperle9588]

Damn Jimmy you are the best