Jimmy Carr Stand-Up

Comedian Jimmy Carr returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about his sexual history and how to tell you're house is haunted.
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[@briankeogh335]

It’s sad he can’t go full jimmy carr on American television

[@OrangeAgent5]

yeah...I thought the same. It´s like putting an olympic swimmer in a pool without water and his hands tied behind his back...

[@Lesinator]

He still had them tho, not easy for a British comedian. Good for him

[@femzeeification]

So true

[@emmagilmartin4127]

Brian Keogh IKKKKKK ITS SO ANNOYING

[@lovelypacific]

That wasn’t full jimmy carr?💀

[@chadderton]

As a Brit who's followed Jimmy Carr's career from the start, it's pretty weird seeing him be so clean, but I still found it funny.

[@LateKnight666]

hes on American television, he cant really say much without getting in trouble lol

[@Anna-yf7ie]

L Compared to Jimmy Carr’s normal stand up this is very tame

[@dariushcreates]

@@leonbuzza no swearing and making fun of awfully taboo subjects...

[@chadderton]

@@Anna-yf7ie I know. I've seen him live and that makes his stuff on British TV seem like kids' TV.

[@eduardomendoza6671]

Its actually the cleanest/dirtiness stand up

[@Efemral]

Jimmy Carr is a million times more funny when he is allowed free choice of language and to interact with the audience properly.

[@romainsavioz5466]

It's the us

[@CptRonSolo]

I'm totally looking up more Jimmy Carr then because that was hilarious already

[@romainsavioz5466]

@Ima Person yes but that dosn't make him unfunny

[@Areniapixie]

Totally true! He’s usually so much better than that 😞

[@tjk3430]

At least he held back on his ridiculous laugh.

[@elisua.chavez]

Jimmy Carr was only at 20% of his power Edit: make that 1%

[@knife7662]

Blue White-Craber not even 20%

[@rafaeljunior8764]

Blue White-Craber yup that’s true

[@tarantino900]

We Americans are WAAAY too sensitive for his jokes. Lighten up, people!!

[@terseandtiny1746]

I love Jimmy Carr by then again most of the comedians I watch are British or German.

[@hugh2hoob668]

in america we like black comedians

[@hugh2hoob668]

if anything americans crowds are too generous

[@420thebass]

Im from ontario canada , we love him

[@JOE-hu9qk]

You should hear what he comes up with on the shows he hosts

[@Velociraptour]

PG-13 Jimmy Carr is very strange.

[@poogie_]

Velociraptor - I agree. It’s uncomfortable to see him like this...it’s like a poor little puppy with his tail between his legs. I like free rein Jimmy. He’s brilliant!

[@SenorGnar]

Eh, still damn solid jokes.

[@mrkennedy2062]

@Jesse Fairbloom jeez, I feel dumber just reading this, does this mean you writing this comment is because your bored and wanted to write something. Hmmmmmmmmm

[@mrkennedy2062]

@Jesse Fairbloom because you have pointed out that the people who are commenting have nothing better to do in there lives than type something, whilst you yourself type something to them to tell them how sad it is. If that's lost on you I don't think we have a compatible IQ

[@mrkennedy2062]

@Jesse Fairbloom Well done you, KZbin now has its word enforcer. I suggest a hobby.

[@cj47]

They cut out something at 2:57.... They thought we wouldn't notice his hand clapping differently

[@TomaszDK]

Could be his pedophile joke from this set. "If you're scared of pedophiles, grow up".

[@deepakbhaskar3341]

It was actually pretty smooth lol

[@enx2083]

Also his face!

[@Imp3riumGG]

That was an amazing pick up. Good job. Shame they don't let Jimmy Carr go full Jimmy Carr on American television.

[@TOM7952]

Everything in late night shows is longer than what you see and edited down for time and editorial constraints.

[@asall727]

Is your house haunted? "It isnt, grow up." He just won it all right there lmao

[@yammmit]

AJ ‘spinning in her ditch’ has to be my favorite one from this set.

[@thebigjohnnyd]

People complaining these jokes aren’t brand new... you know that’s the point right? Comedians do stand up on late night shows to advertise their tours and routines, just like musicians. It is a glimpse of what you can get from the full hour.

[@cheekyboy5000]

It's a greatest hits tour.

[@coreyrees840]

Right?

[@Templarinn]

Yes, and also they didn’t react too well to one or two of his jokes so he went to some tried and true classics which the American audience isn’t too familiar with anyway. He kept the set going and peolpe were laughing till the end. Job well done. He’s one of my all time favorites... even though he laughs like a seal being interfiered with(his own words), it’s one of his charms actually. Cheers.

[@neabby]

I can only wonder how much of his set was cut out lol

[@guitarstaraces746]

This seemed so weird the way the topics were completely opposite with the one liners, can only think the staff said he can't use a lot of his material so didn't have time to prepare it smoother

[@B-RaDD]

Glad to see a lot of Jimmy game

[@B-RaDD]

Glad to see a lot of Jimmy fans

[@mikophilo348]

i'm guessing they cut all the funny parts out

[@themeg1145]

About the same as his foreskin, just enough 😉

[@Stormvue]

Lol gotta love jimmy carr and this is tame for his usual jokes 🤣😂

[@romainsavioz5466]

It's for the us audience

[@campulik98]

@@romainsavioz5466 The US audience is not the problem. The national broadcaster is :)

[@B-RaDD]

I think it's a little of both U.S. and network

[@ffxiisucks]

The right comedian, the wrong crowd. Bunch of prudes.

[@csgollum]

True, but I think it's just the channel he was on that was prudish. The crowd would most likely have enjoyed the 'free rein' Jimmy Carr. I've watched his specials in the States (or at least YT clippings) and the crowd was like any other crowd in the UK and definitely enjoyed it in its entirety.

[@AmateurishAstronaut]

That opening line with the delayed response from the crowd is comedy perfection.

[@muraddiab6393]

“When I first saw Jimmy Carr I thought ‘wow Jeff Dunham’s puppets are getting amazing’.”-Pete Davidson

[@shelbytomy07]

Is that what he said in weekend update?

[@Fureth32]

No it was on a roast of someone but jimmy toasted the shit out of him back

[@millerhxc]

Is that a genuine Pete Davidson joke? I love it!!

[@tamrymer4153]

Especially after all the jokes they make about him being a puppet on big fat quiz

[@chunnil4898]

Was that the roast of Rob Lowe (and Ann Coulter)? Carr incinerated Ann Coulter on that one! Worth watching.

[@cencension]

Mostly old material, but Jimmy is the greatest

[@misterss8778]

Still funny, you could see him deciphering the room with certain jokes off how loud the audience would get, that’s a smart comedian!! Well played Jimmy

[@drjwww]

Wow, he delivered that set reallllllllly slowly. He normally does most of those gags at a pretty rapid pace, but here he sounds like he's talking to a child with comprehension difficulties.

[@JamesD-iw6pr]

He is talking to Americans. haha

[@Fern635]

🤣💯

[@thompson223]

I wanna see Frankie Boyle perform in front of an American audience. No holds barred just the raw Frankie experience. Could even be the title of the show

[@ChucksDream]

They wouldn’t be able to understand him lol so pointless

[@yegranslegs169]

Aye but it’s nae gaun happen

[@whereeveritgoes]

Half of the American audience would die of heart attack due to being offended.

[@yegranslegs169]

Awang Budiman aye he is fuckin brutal at times 😂

[@marcneumann8518]

@@whereeveritgoes they can't take offense in what they don't under... Moment... OK, talking about Americans, they might take offense because they won't understand him...

[@darrylcarnell9095]

Jimmy Carr is one of the all time best! No heckle here, just shout to greatness. At least, that's what his Mum told me.

[@boland73]

He’s great at crowd interaction! He’s one of few (good) comedians that actually encourage hecklers, even on specials lol

[@ww6211]

Love how during the gay man/living with women joke he lead to properly spell it out for the audience lol

[@borismuller86]

W W I liked how half the women in audience were quicker than the other half on the uptake too...

[@dandholmes]

You can definitely tell that the audience weren’t the type he’s used to. I couldn’t stop laughing he’s so funny!

[@TheRandomSeries1]

I LOVE Jimmy Carr thank you for having him on the show

[@SuperBananaman666]

Anthony Jeselnik, Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr are the best comedians for dark humor.

[@annakermode6646]

Frankie Boyle

[@humanfruit1955]

Daniel Tosh

[@thomashardcastle7231]

Frankie Boyle and Bill Hicks.

[@jeronimo196]

Doug Stanhope, by far.

[@tomkenning5482]

Peter Kay, that's too dark for me

[@habibymandanoven2909]

American people just can’t handle British humor.. Too much for them..

[@CptRonSolo]

Did you hear quest love laughing his ass off lol

[@BuBbLeBaThJaKe]

Not the worst talk show crowd I’ve heard

[@Ventanty]

Funny thing is that those exact jokes he spouted has already been said so many times. At what point will it get boring and almost painful to hear them?

[@AKABoondock19]

I am American and I am obsessed with British comedy.....the people who go to tapings of things like jimmy fallon are the idiots of america so you get a weird representation of us on tv

[@jdl92]

r/gatekeeping

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Jimmy Carr: "This isn't even my final form"

[@ramiarab]

Loved his special

[@murdermygymsox]

Jimmy Carr is my favorite comedian! Glad he’s getting some recognition in America!

[@nasha778]

The use of you're instead of the your in the video description is upsetting

[@loveforeignaccents]

Was thinking the same but just thought it was the court reporter in me!

[@lord.ketzzle621]

After watching his comedy special on Netflix, Jimmy Carr definitely became my favorite comedian.

[@sh4p31y]

These are his classic jokes, but I still love them

[@natalie9202]

This is mild jimmy 😂😂 he’s fabulous

[@christiankalonda7990]

Jimmy Carr would break America with his jokes. One of the funniest man I’ve ever seen.

[@jonjon1427]

It must be a great honor for Jimmy Fallon to meet Jimmy Carr :P

[@kas7344]

He took it easy on them! This guy doesnt fucking around , he roasts the hell out of his audience

[@hanoali3885]

That was hilarious 😂

[@ksufus_music]

brilliant. A man, the legend.

[@Hardbody217]

Always glad to see comedians from the UK on American TV. Some old material, but Jimmy's always entertaining!

[@superberniecat5042]

"some old material" promoting "greatest hits tour" - Hope this helps

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

This isn't the same old material. His jokes are dumb and pathetic. The only jokes you yanks understand

[@bulb_blub]

Like we didn't have enough Jimmys!!!

[@lisam8105]

He's awesome, I'm a big fan.

[@romaanm3677]

It’s funny when he laughs because he just inhales. AH AH AH AH AH AAAAAHHHH AHH AH AHHH (CHOKING) . . . . . DEAD. 💀

[@justeliza1431]

god i love this guy so much

[@1ButtonDash]

man this was great

[@klarastern5597]

love him! Awesome to see him here :D

[@alencrnalic]

Great stuff

[@rahulthaker694]

Jimmy Carr should be declared as the ultimate gold comedian and host

[@saint6563]

Knew he'd be somewhat vicious; that was next level tho! LOL

[@loftyradish6972]

This was light compared to his stand-ups where he isn't restricted by what is or isn't appropriate for American TV audiences.

[@MUHRAKIB]

Love it 😆

[@oskarsiebold71]

i love jimmy and ik that it’s hard to write material but he’s used these jokes a couple times before

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

You can tell this audience has never seen/heard Jimmy Carr before.

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Mike Quackenbush Um, how? He’s not unheard of in the states, especially since he got a Netflix special and this is how the audience on this show sounds every night with a good act. Stop gatekeeping, it makes you sound old and sad. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

Kirsten S. Just reacting to the audience. I love Jimmy Carr. And I live in Iowa.

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Mike Quackenbush Sorry, was getting annoyed by all the comments in this section saying variations of “Americans will NEVER understand Jimmy Carr!” and thought this was another one of those lol 🙈

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

Nope. Love him. Absolutely one of the best comics out there! Unfortunately, I could just tell, (at first, at least) his humor was a bit lost on Jimmy Fallon’s audience.

[@aishab007]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS JIMMY CARR !!! 😂😂👏👏👏

[@tamsinvearncombe3584]

I love this guy he's so funny

[@SharifSourour]

Wow! There have been some awesome monologues on here lately!

[@thomaswschaller]

Jimmy is Legend! Too bad he could only give only a small sample here

[@antoniaflorean1716]

Very good!

[@sheldonlewis3619]

This isn’t even his dark stuff. This was his PG13 version.

[@codethings271]

jimmy carr and jim carrey are best

[@OpenMind3000]

Hilarious

[@AlexUAE]

Best comic in the world

[@BlakieTT]

Jimmy Savage more like it, wow xD VERY NICE! :D

[@CaptDeadpool32]

Love Jimmy Carr. Glad he's starting to make a name in America

[@ColourMeInvisible]

I'm going to see him live in April, I'm glad I won't be getting the heavily edited "Americanised" version of Jimmy Carr.

[@chriswhamilton]

I only saw him a few times on TV and never really liked what I saw. A friend had a spare ticket to see his Stand up and he had to practically force me to go with him. Im glad I did as Jimmy was probably the funniest stand up I had seen and I have seen some biggest names.

[@shelbytomy07]

I'm surprised I laugh without being offended

[@dariushcreates]

Jimmy did his signature laugh once... Once...

[@kittyman3675]

I don't think people actually got it when he said that gay men are missing women in their lives and that's why they are so happy

[@RioRav]

I think they did but since it was like the millionth joke about how women are shit it was starting to get a tad old. To be fair I think they edited a lot of other material out so the tone started to be a bit one sided.

[@ChrisBrogan]

I love Jimmy Carr so much. Regular TV doesn't work well for him, though.

[@ChipCain]

Jimmy killing it there with other people’s jokes.

[@RawBerserker]

Horrid how they brought him here.... The only way we should watch Jimmy is full on and uncensored. American TV is not worthy of him.

[@hugh2hoob668]

we dont want him

[@wanyrog5896]

@@hugh2hoob668 what are u watching for then

[@ZIGZAG12345]

When he is on UK TV at a late enough hour, they even show him telling Jew jokes! To be fair though, if he was to be put on a "family friendly"-ish sort of show here, he'd probably clip it down to a similar level as this vid.

[@allenestrada2531]

That blind girl joke killed me☠☠☠

[@Phtephknee]

When I see Jimmy Carr, I watch! ha! ha! ha! that laugh!

[@Ndi1st]

This guy is just funnny!!

[@Trusteft]

Jimmy Carr is among the best.

[@talissareal5517]

British TV Jimmy is way funnier than this...lowkey disappointed

[@YeeSoest]

BONUS INFO FOR MR. CARR In german, your grandma grave joke is even better since Grab und Graben (for Grave and Ditch) are really close to each other. You may proceed to use this in your "chokes for chermans" special ;)

[@StormCalysta]

I DEMAND more Jimmy Carr on American TV, we NEED it

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

You'd have lawsuits 🤣

[@Grandmawarrior57]

Brilliant

[@Danielevans2]

This is real British comedy!

[@zackdawson6169]

32 seconds in is. Very mitch hedberg joke... Class

[@viclor2876]

A British Mitch Hedberg lol.. this guy is hilarious!!

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Jimmy is much better than any lame American comedian. American comedy is for morons.

[@arnoldsaidwhat]

Congrats jimmy, you have finally made it!

[@TheFloozi]

Best comic

[@traffic2678]

Still savagely good

[@MisterGravelrama]

If you can get past the extreme creeper psycho-killer vibe he puts off his jokes are funny as hell, or I suppose I should say they are Ultimate Gold!

[@thewelshsketchshow8599]

Slappy the Dummy is one funny mannequin

[@anthonjontah7607]

Pure Genius

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Pfft his jokes weak and pathetic here.

[@lawson3803]

Guest: *breathes* Jimmy: hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@El..Stracho]

Jimmy is absolutely class lol is he’s just now being recognised in the US..? 👏 ☝🏼

[@shkafishkafnjakboz4196]

For Jimmy Carr performing in USA is like going to brothel and being allowed to only have a tea.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

No. It's like going to a brothel to have a chat.

[@_SliK_]

Who else has heard these jokes from Netflix? Still funny af tho.

[@007CRUSHINDO]

This guy!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsnotworthit7178]

I love him so much i would even watch this non offensive version of him

[@nahomseyfu5893]

Slayed the dragoons head right off

[@Costikeke]

I see Carr i click

[@BusyBasaz]

Some jokes didn't go over too well but all in all I think the crowd was good. Was great to hear some middle-aged american guy laugh on the top of his lungs.

[@os-sb3uf]

I like when he jokes then moves his head slightly

[@sugarnads]

Fuckin love the blind girl joke. Makes me laugh every time.

[@Caelia7]

Wow that was tame for Jimmy! Come back to the UK!

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Royal variety material

[@stormcorrosion176]

Golden bro

[@canadianroxy]

So funny!!