Every Retail Job Ever

No Karen, you cannot return a meal you’ve already eaten. This is EVERY RETAIL JOB EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
Ify Nwadiwe // / ifynwadiwe
CREW
Director: Jacklyn Uweh
Written By: Shayne Topp & Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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[@miravo5674]

I think “WHAT, NO SON, THAT’S HOW YOUR FATHER DIED” was the most hilarious phrase Courtney could’ve followed up with and they really did it

[@stevenjohnstonshadowlord1349]

lol 😂

[@mechadoggy]

7:04

[@en9719]

She killed him. She caught him with the other 2 people on their own bed and out of an emotional outburst her vision became blurry, it faded. She opened her eyes with a feeling of fatigue and she was surprised to see her hand covered in red. The house was silent, her body was heavy and the floor was cold... And so was her husband.

[@thevintagevaluesexperience4302]

@@en9719 I think the two girls were serial killers who lure men into threesomes then kill them. So her son died.

[@NeverBeBored08]

The part where you’re covering a shift and all of a sudden everyone is free wants to hang out is so realistic

[@jukelly64]

Or someone calls out and then they stop in to buy something anyway.

[@TheJoshdick]

That would imply i have friends

[@narhwallord6985]

@@jukelly64 THIS. Or come in to pick up a paycheck.

[@ruiddom8199]

But not the 2nd to last person

[@SkatingPizza]

Today is my only day off in the last week, I’ve been hit up to hangout or give someone a ride almost every day I worked. I doubt anyone will text me today on my day off

[@somedumbwizard6525]

Karen: *yells at worker* Worker: *takes Karen’s side* Karen: wait that’s illegal.

[@TraceguyRune]

Karen gets broken when she realizes she wasted her entire life creating a monologue, and then doesn't get to use it.

[@tinsote7176]

Karen.exe has stopped working

[@sterlingpless9280]

It's that bad they are that bad the rudeness it's all about the customer I had to force myself to finish my shift

[@AaronLayne21]

I feel like Damien and Kimmy are an underrated friendship

[@metalgirl9739]

What do you mean friendship? *cries while writing a fanfic*

[@loyael]

@@metalgirl9739 link ? lol

[@corpseofana5272]

I ship them since the Apocalypse Summer Games

[@deon5021]

agree

[@shenshenxoc]

Kimmien 💗

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

I swear Amanda does the best job at being a Karen

[@harryhealey4298]

She really does, I'm actually concerned about whether or not it's still just a character or the Karen has started to infect her in real life.

[@tiktokx.babbyboy.x5527]

FRRRR

[@cindyisnotme]

Plot twist: she actually is but she just makes it look like it's acting.

[@mindaputri7993]

She does

[@gricel107]

I’m dying at how aggressively she said “you too”

[@someonestoleyenny]

“Wait ladies i forgot i can quit my job!” And that kids, is how i met your mothers.

[@santiago7432]

Lmao

[@leventunlimited2812]

LOL

[@theultimatefartburglar1994]

I don’t get it ????

[@theultimatefartburglar1994]

Ohhhhhhhh I saw the rest off the video

[@josephjones836]

classic

[@addidaddi04]

I'm a cashier- the credit card thing- VERY accurate

[@non-di5pd]

first comment

[@diongrey5033]

Do. Rose red fimevery ever 👍

[@biggamernoah]

Oh man that’s true

[@rice4823]

@@non-di5pd ok?

[@andrescervantes5348]

Omg yess bruh! And rewards cards from where I work at

[@LOLWAAHH]

Damien got so awkward when he asked “Are you flirting with me?” and Kimmy responded with “Yes” LMFAO

[@Whiteboy692]

THE KIMMIEN SHIP IS IN FULL SAIL!

[@cuahutemocflores6735]

@@Whiteboy692 I WAS THINKING THE SAME and yes the ship has sailed

[@vexorion6577]

anyone notice that they kinda look alike?

[@thuphung367]

@@vexorion6577 yeah I kinda thought that too

[@mechadoggy]

@@vexorion6577 That’s what makes it so much hotter

[@whatevermaann]

“Are you flirting with me right now??” “oh hell yeah.. is it that obviously?” “I-I’m flirting back”

[@scarcat2469]

Throwback to: “WELL HELLO LOOKING TO ENTER ABERCROMBIE AND FINCH EYYY?”

[@julianriviera5837]

Seen many a traveler enter there. And none retuuuurn

[@soonamisapphire2425]

YYEESSSS that made me so happy to see. I loved it

[@anderstermansen130]

So you post a comment 11 hours ago and get 400+ likes but My comment from 12 hours ago gets completely ignored.

[@nuggettheory3409]

@@julianriviera5837 nugget have better accent?

[@scarcat2469]

@@nuggettheory3409 IS THAT A GTLIVE KINDERGARTEN REFERENCE

[@loveinstere0]

*Item doesn’t scan* Customer: “That must mean it’s free!” *obnoxiously laughs*

[@booksalicia1763]

The amount of times people tell me that😂

[@AnileATER]

Me: 😬 Haha

[@myrkrormr]

*checking a $100 bill* Customer: i just printed them this morning! AHAAHAHAHGHGHGGHGHAHAAHA Me *smiling* Me *in my mind*: They wont find your body...

[@PhoenixFeather09]

@@myrkrormr yessss!!!!! I hear that too often!!!!

[@comedyhouse7205]

man what the fuck, you've been here since 2006

[@strawberrana]

"You have to wear clothes from the store!" "But... we work at Baby Gap." lmfao

[@LogogoFromKeron]

As someone who works in retail, a lot of this is painfully realistic.

[@rice4823]

Pretty accurate huh?

[@addidaddi04]

Man same✊

[@konfan06]

Home run.

[@myalizamapike3143]

They should have done a bit with all the damn locks we gotta deal with

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

@@myalizamapike3143 What locks?

[@ozeldo7021]

this is getting more realistic

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Yeah.

[@lando4849]

💯

[@syreinfishcake4907]

Yeah, I'm kinda scared actually.

[@syaf4606]

Facts

[@jasra143]

So you're telling me this is fake?

[@richard1493]

Kimmy’s entire credit card sketch really radiates Aubrey Plaza energy

[@laurabrosseau]

For real tho! Love her

[@bigt667]

Yesss I was just ab to say that

[@reallymoldyspicydorito]

Wow Aubrey is my name uwu

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@@reallymoldyspicydorito but your name ain't Kimmy. ;-;

[@reallymoldyspicydorito]

@@amalgamationprime3168 idc doe I don't even know you stay out of my business pleaseeeeee

[@niqlelecteur2286]

"No! Son, that's how your father died" Noooooooo

[@acelyra3872]

question is if dad died the way he did why didn't mom?

[@sweettea735]

@@acelyra3872 who said mom was a part of the threesome 🤔🤭

[@anthonytrashboat]

@@sweettea735 💀

[@mapes87]

And even if she was maybe he just had a heart attack.

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Good points here and there.

[@niqlelecteur2286]

"Director: Jacklyn Uweh" Oooooh I see you, Queen

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

What?

[@fernandobalmaceda2877]

and written by shayne ! pure gold

[@Vilppy]

cringe

[@vicesh7931]

the "read a book, reuben!" absolutely killed me

[@drakevick1646]

Just a recommendation: “Every Theme Park Ever” or “Every Amusement Park Ever”

[@rice4823]

Oh that's a good one

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

link, please?

[@emmsvow2051]

@@jacktheomnithere2127 it’s not a link it’s a suggestion for what they should do next they haven’t done it yet?

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@emmsvow2051 ohh, i see.

[@Brick_1019]

2020: Annnnd we’re closed.

[@Chrestomanci94]

Petition for Damien and Kimmy to work the aggressive knee slaps into every skit please

[@maem7462]

Yes that would be great

[@mechadoggy]

Petition to have Amanda be a Karen into as many skits as possible

[@rudeonion2816]

Angry Karen: I NEED A REFUND Retail Worker: Okay. Karen: *No, this is not how you're supposed to play the game*

[@benjaminbrown9233]

Lol

[@Xxmo1221xX]

Lmao

[@walterbrunswick]

@amogus connoisseur nobody likes you

[@walterbrunswick]

@amogus connoisseur I didn't dislike your videos?

[@walterbrunswick]

@amogus connoisseur why did you feel the need to comment "cringe" on this post? what's wrong with you?

[@chiken5367]

I remember that time my grandpa used to work at home depot and he tended at the garden section and i can genuinely see him happy working there. One day he saw a shoplifter and chased him, luckily the shoplifter just pushed him and didn't hurt him other ways. He got fired because it's against their policy or something. I felt really bad for my grandpa he looked so sad.

[@aplsmpl]

I worked in retail for a while, I’m scared how realistic this is. The unfolding part, friend availability..

[@makipizon]

Amanda is so great portraying as a Karen. She is good at this. 😂

[@hugh_dancy]

she is so talented

[@Franck_Major_X]

She's C R U S H

[@mechadoggy]

I think that’s because her statuesque height makes her intimidating enough to properly be a Karen

[@LOLWAAHH]

Shayne as writer and Jackie as director? No wonder this was an awesome EBE

[@mechadoggy]

Yeah, I feel like I enjoy Jackie more as a director than as a writer

[@gobbiethegoblin6398]

I love that Keith played the nicest character in every skit he was in

[@florenceryu8648]

I love how they made the set to not represent a certain brand but Damien went and mentioned the brand name anyways

[@alyssacamacho1886]

I was wondering if anybody caught that 😂

[@DamienHaasTV]

I'm a rebel.

[@florenceryu8648]

@@DamienHaasTV WTF thank you for replying!! I love your rebellious side DARK DAMIEN IS THE SHIT (love from 🇰🇷)

[@Aidan-zc8wx]

wait can I have a time stamp? apparently I missed it

[@florenceryu8648]

@@Aidan-zc8wx 0:58 here you go

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Smosh: Every Retail Job EVER Karen: Lemme slap than on YOU

[@luennii]

LITERALLY

[@dynasty_dia]

Lol

[@rockyraccoon8870]

As someone that works in retail yes this is all true 😂 the "yes you're working all the holidays" was probably the most relatable part 🤣

[@analuisamesquita388]

Shayne as a manager needs to appear more. And Ify as Baby Gap best employee.

[@rallozarx4215]

Okay so... Are we sure Ify's not a member of Smosh by now?? He's on the main channel, even.

[@FilthAndRuin]

Ify just hangs out with everyone who wants him. Smosh, Achievement Hunter, whoever.

[@nicksterling6351]

@@FilthAndRuin To paraphrase Tim he's like a mercenary.

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

@@nicksterling6351 I guess he is a mercenary, sort of.

[@Milkybetrayal]

That's an "Ify" topic right now.

[@azlxns]

could say he's just freelancing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@amalies2408]

“We work at baby gap” *The posters saying baby nap*

[@pinetreepines_]

I thought I was the only one that noticed

[@allisonvanvugt822]

Is this Jackie’s directing debut?! 🥰 She killed it! Everyone did! The whole thing was magic ✨

[@graveyard4cats]

Seriously? How do u know. This is gold

[@ewanherbert4299]

@@graveyard4cats check the description

[@thecreatoromz]

Ye

[@ilovemaxi28]

The salad thing cost by hours working is painfully accurate 😂

[@reganmh]

this one was loaded with iconic one liners. Plus literally everyone looks SO good. I'm proud of this one

[@DryBones271]

First EBE in a while, and everyone here for it, that's nice.

[@barackwhosan]

It was honestly a nice break to have straight on sketches for 2 months, but i missed EBE at the same time

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Yes, it's been a long time now. Because of the pandemic, obviously.

[@kathrynlacy4639]

The 'are you flirting with me right now' is so true it kills me 😭😭😭

[@Xxmo1221xX]

0:36 Courtney's face 😂

[@AngeloBarnachea10]

- Every Art School Ever - Every Home Alone Ever featuring naked Shayne - Every Boredom Ever - Every Science Lab Ever - Every Asian Parent Ever - Every Photographer Ever - Every Troll Ever - Every Singer Ever - Every Dancer Ever - Every College Ever

[@matthall3077]

Every Victorious Ever Every Thundermans Ever Every The Middle Ever Every That 70s Show Ever

[@vhproductions]

1) wait for ebe video to drop 2) spam ebe suggestions so that everyone who looks at the comments for funny comments is flooded with idiots spamming suggestions that smosh won't use 3) annoy everybody

[@matthall3077]

@@vhproductions Incorrect! it’s 1 Upload it 2 I Did Not Annoy Anybody And 3 It Will Not Get Spammed

[@vhproductions]

nice capitalization of every letter This Isn't How You Talk On The Internet

[@matthall3077]

@@vhproductions I’m Sorry

[@raebleu386]

Anyone else notice how they got nearly everyone here in this video. Its been a while since they all been in the same video. Glad this gold could be created by the best youtubers ever!

[@tomasdelaiglesia3160]

Everyone but jackie appears in the video, because she directed it!

[@aguy972]

Something about Damian yelling "sign up for a credit card or I'll cry at you" is literally my favorite thing of all the things

[@abiraazhar2]

The scene where Damien was showing Kimmy around took me out 🤣

[@kanyewestfrl]

really?? What place?!

[@abiraazhar2]

the scene at 1:36

[@skyw3419]

I feel bad for all retail workers. They get too much crap for just doing their job.

[@duck7334]

"Wait ladies I forgot I can quit my job" was the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@milkiassamuel780]

Ify is such a welcomed addition to the Smosh cast and pretty good in this sketch

[@TimeBucks]

how they got nearly everyone here in this video?

[@maxbromet4365]

@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 huh why?

[@stoppls1709]

@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 the fuck

[@yeahno9224]

@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 anything about timebucks get rekt

[@vexorion6577]

@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 you seem paranoid bruh what the f*ck

[@Sheikrisvan1991]

Very fun

[@sarrjel]

"Next Customer." "Is it safe?" "Yes it is, it happens all the time." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@gamingboss5878]

Words spoken from a wise man “SIGN UP FOR A CREDIT CARD OR I’LL CRY AT YOU” -Damien Has 2021

[@sliverisreal]

Finally a every ever

[@peanutsfanxy]

Me to

[@a-track1194]

*an

[@macyv9436]

my new favorite catch phrase "what the fuck clark" thank you olivia😂😂

[@jessicaskidmore6404]

Walmart is one of the worst places to work ever! I'm glad I quit that job my coworkers and I always told the customers nicely to please wear a mask, store policy, and got mad and started yelling we even offered a mask. It got so bad that a cop who was shopping escorted him out. My coworker abd I looked at eachother and said ' what are the odds that a cop would be around when you need them?' And went back to helping other customers with self checkout.

[@annafennelly6921]

These just keep geting more realictic

[@gilbertoduarte1923]

1:08 They way she said "goo goo gaga" was so funny XD

[@isangblacktupa]

I’m genuinely curious how tall Amanda is. She towers over everyone. Is she a 7ft goddess?!

[@HITMANPegas]

She's just around 5' 11" everyone else is just short.

[@rmdcade1717]

@@HITMANPegas 5' 11" is like Lady Dimitrescu in LA

[@HITMANPegas]

@@rmdcade1717 Oh really didn't know that. I live in Toronto and I'm 5'10" (177cm) and I'm short to average height.

[@216trixie]

5 10 is very tall for a female.

[@lightvoid7089]

@@HITMANPegas why did you specify the city? lmao it's not like each city has a different average height

[@mbartsie]

It’s so weird that they made the effort to put fake posters on the wall to parody Baby Gap and call it Baby Nap, but Damien still kept using “Gap”. Lol.

[@DDZEN14]

Should have just gone with baby gap tooth

[@jaredwatson2632]

The Karen actor on the first one is a legend and the best actor for that

[@austinfiregaming9740]

I Married a Karen (Lois)

[@vladtherandomrussian7802]

Your not the only one I married American cause she acted russian.

[@cringesus5478]

Yep

[@randomyoutuber4189]

peter gaming

[@teresazetuna]

Good for u

[@matthewmorales7483]

I-

[@TomBydand]

Just cause I'm curious how youd actually manage to do it and stay monitised, every onlyfans ever.

[@hugh_dancy]

YES cosign this

[@jackrudolf1745]

- only on onlyfans

[@triepware1128]

i'm literally getting filled with entertainment from these every blank videos

[@memerkidbruh6569]

Karen:Argues Me: *SHE WANTS THE MANAGER M-AN-AAAA DONT FORGET THE AAAAAA MA-NAAAA-GER!!*

[@sidviscus]

loooll "floor-mart" instead of wal-mart. i get it i get it XD

[@hugh_dancy]

wow if you hadnt explained it, i would never have got it

[@BenzoAnims]

@@hugh_dancy they didn’t even explain it...

[@hugh_dancy]

@@BenzoAnimsWalmart aka wall-mart vs floor-mart, does it make sense to you now??

[@BenzoAnims]

@@hugh_dancy this person was just saying that they get it, not explaining it bruh

[@Athen-cz1zs]

Damien: “are you flirting with me right now?” **commences mating call**

[@alycigelnik3231]

"Director: Jacklyn Uweh" we need to be hyping up this queen so much more ahhh

[@olivergalleguez]

I love Amanda's continuity as a Karen between Every Karen Ever and this

[@tom-qj6ee]

“this only cost 4 and 1/2 hours of work” that hit me haaard😂

[@Alyssaishunting]

Ify in a every blank ever, IFY IN A EVERY BLANK EVER We STAN

[@CrAzY799999]

@Zaynetastic Cropp one of the cast is named Ify. had to check the Cast list for that

[@packersfan8876]

@Zaynetastic Cropp you know you know

[@ColeEssmid]

Monica, Shayne, and Kurt are brilliant! This video was one of the funniest in a while IMO.

[@johnmichael_]

"Read a book, Ruben!"

[@knightinashes6934]

Damien still says Baby Gap when the store is called Baby Nap

[@outofthegrey1]

And Amanda said Abercrombie.

[@IThinkYouShouldGoNow]

"NO THATS HOW YOUR FATHER DIED!!' *wheezing*

[@ulightronx4259]

This needs to be it’s own skit

[@iEatCookies31]

Death by snu snu

[@ThisIsNotAhnJieRen]

First skit Keith is what every manager must aspire. He is the only one that can defeat a Karen

[@joekc7114]

3:30 This is some April level shit 😂

[@normaltophat4588]

Every retail store ever Karens: *my time has come*

[@thisisANGERACHEN]

Can't wait to see Ify in more sketches in the future. This guy is such a delight, he's really funny.

[@SoulFoxie]

6:50 I'm pretty sure a death in the family would constitute being able to leave work early

[@becauseknowledge]

"WAIT, LADIES, I FORGOT I COULD QUIT MY JOB!" is a whole mood

[@legenterry1118]

3:20 directly to the left of the man's head, sparkle brand for 75 cents roll back, below that is the exact same thing for low price of $4.20

[@cami491]

Damn Jackie! What a debut as a director on Smosh! Hell yeah!

[@AnimeStar77]

This is so true that it hurts T_T Also, don't forget those last-minute customers that show up to buy a lot of stuff and cause you to extend your hour.

[@Arcticamusic]

The last sketch is brilliant

[@leeks1408]

Customer: “There’s no price tag on this shirt so it’s free right?” Me: “WRONG!!!”

[@darkhoursofday6250]

This. Yes. Do this. This was an amazing video with a perfect cast. As much as I loved old Smosh... this is IMO a high point for this channel. With the new cast (Kimi, Jacky, Amanda and Ify were incredible in this video) you guys are killing it! I liked the whole video but the end of the Threesome bit broke me. Funny as helll!

[@askbellwether]

This made us lol

[@jade3650]

I don’t know who this man is 5:05 but I love him.

[@Springerzzz]

smosh has changed a LOT since the old times. im really proud of yall for keeping this channel going, it isnt the same but its still awesome. thanks, smosh

[@huntermurrell]

That final scene with Shayne covering the shift...pure gold lmao

[@darkness5101]

“Wait ladies I forgot I can quit my job” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tzgrey77]

"Every retail job ever" *Vietnam Flashbacks about working at Dollar Tree*

[@Halal_Butcher]

For a moment, in these unsertain and dark times. Let's pay our respects to people who work in retail stores and have to deal with karens all day. So people who work in retail, thank you for your service.

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

I hear ya.

[@obiwankenobi5808]

Press F

[@interpolrox89]

So glad it is not just me who equates spending to hours of work needed to afford an item. This video is hilarious but really sad too.

[@bramrutgers207]

"Wait ladies I'm forgot I can just quit my job" killed me

[@Brutusoogabooga]

I don’t know who is playing the karen but they are so great at it.

[@abbey9424]

That would be Amanda

[@yeezyyankie324]

One time I saw a karen bite someone

[@jaketaller8567]

As a retail worker myself, I find this very accurate.

[@fountaintrevi]

The Every Blank Evers are the only thing that get me thru the day. Especially these relatable ones.

[@ivymariebarrameda9117]

i’m living for all the Kimien scenes!

[@Eliz_Creates]

I really like Amanda- I hope to see more of her cause she’s honestly so pretty

[@SarahSparks1997]

every video with Ify is like a straight shot of serotonin

[@liltieutieu]

You would think that this is exaggerated but having work in retail, people act exactly like this lol

[@Valentina-wi5zb]

im having this moment 2:39 at work at least twice a shift where i have to seriously ask myself if I get paid enough to care

[@guts7778]

Come on smosh, do "Every Three' s company ever": Shane as Jack, Courtney as Chrissy and Olivia as Janet

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

You'd like that wouldn't ya. You sick bastard!

[@stevensteven9657]

6:19 that’s any part time job . Friends want to hang when you say you’ll cover someone’s shift.