Every Scaffolder Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

we did have a bunch of actual NZ scaffs lined up to be in the vid but they all got their licenses suspended for DUI on the way to the shoot...

[@BrisbaneCarSpotting]

Typical.

[@aumy3602]

the only reason new zealand hasnt been to the moon is that there isnt enough scaffolding

[@mikaugo]

Their all Indian scaffolders down in Melb, had one turn up to site last week in dressing gown & thongs, was promptly sent home before sneaking back on site half an hr later only to be caught & banned.🤷‍♂

[@haroerhaktak2613]

It's hard to tell if this is a joke or not lol

[@doingadlay]

​@@mikaugoyeah and that's what happens when melb wants to be progressive. Sucked in

[@Biglad0464]

“Turning stimulants into high rise buildings” summarises just about every trade in this country.

[@allahsnackbar9915]

most countries actually

[@d.r2533]

Same for the UK

[@aregularperson7573]

Same thing state side

[@ralphharrison6622]

america, too😅

[@lionheartfilms793]

That's just the way of the world major cities are built on caffeine nicotine amphetamines and cocaine. I make fun of scaffies alot but they are the first friends I call when I gotta frame a garage on Saturday. 80 bucks in beer and a pot of grandma's stew gets the whole job done in 12 hours.

[@someaussiegamer8242]

Murph is like a barn cat, rarely shows up but when he does, everyone enjoys it

[@gerardroll6468]

Yeahhhh mate… Fuckin’ Oath we do ☝️😆

[@liamsmith4263]

Fax

[@kieranm5848]

I feel like it's because they actually do that work cause that shits on point every time

[@bushfishncook2128]

​@@kieranm58481 month trial of each job to get in character...

[@ivaniama3869]

stolen from a sam o nella video is see you do it hee hee hee little buddy i see ur cheeks right there ripe flor clapping keep them cheeks clenched tonight ur not safe

[@amtrakmidwest4830]

Thanks for the tribute to Jack. Truely a "ta ta and farewell" 🕯

[@legojoebiden8330]

absolute legend, will be missed

[@blackkakari]

@@legojoebiden8330 Who was he and what happened?

[@amtrakmidwest4830]

@@blackkakari he is known for an arrest in the 90s somewhere in the valley in brisbane that took place in a chinese restaurant

[@legojoebiden8330]

​@@blackkakari so he's the guy at the end of all of Garn's video's where you hear “What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”, which was when he was getting arrested on... well I found a few different answers, one being he was mistaken for a Hungarian gangster or something alike and the other reason is that at some point he committed credit card fraud and was a serial prison escapee, from my perspective he was a criminal but god damn he was funny saying shiz like "are you waiting to receive my limp penis". all in all a week ago he died from prostate cancer but it seems he has a large family so I'm sure he died surrounded by his loved one's, rest in piece jack

[@blackkakari]

@@legojoebiden8330 Okay, I knew who he was, just not his name.

[@leviroch]

"once were warriors. . . Now are scaffolders"

[@vvbazilvv362]

😂

[@aidanmartin7923]

Don't forget the riggers bro

[@enja001]

​@@aidanmartin7923I'm a kiwi rigger... I'm not sure how to feel

[@MekDog69]

The only reason the Kiwis haven't colonised the moon yet is they haven't found enough scaffolding.

[@Utorrent0101]

Fuck sakes there’s always one 😂

[@default5790]

Funnily enough, if you actually work in construction, you will realise there’s more of them working as Formies, Steelies and Concreters.

[@gerardroll6468]

@ 3:44… REST IN PEACE JACK ✊😔🕊️

[@clew913]

did you spot the tribute at 3:09? Could have been more earlier, but that was the first one I noticed

[@gerardroll6468]

@@clew913… No I didn’t, but it was a great one.

[@torgranael]

Who is that guy? I've no idea where that clip comes from.

[@robmanueb.]

@@torgranael Jack Karlson got wrongfully arrested in mistaken identity case, the film crews were there and he being the colorful character he is protested with such eloquence that he became immortal. Just type his name into the KZbin search and watch some of his interviews, the man was a gem.

[@bigreg557]

@@clew913

[@phoenycx]

you know its a good day when you hear, "yeaaaaahhhh mate..."

[@spindude3456]

That was a succulent tribute at the end. Kudos

[@Jannersmanners]

As a scaffolder with an interlock who is supposed to be at work but is in the pokies watching this while my offsider gives his weekly donation to the VIP lounge this is hilarious

[@steve5772]

In Britain, we had a guy called Fred Dibnah who was famous for working on fookin huge chimneys and church towers, which he accessed purely with bits of rope and wooden ladders. He explained it perfectly when he said "You wouldn't want to try doing this job sober"

[@DRum886]

Fred is legendary even here across the pond. Top bloke!

[@nickrails]

Lancashire's finest

[@Phil144gbp]

Met him should have seen his yard bit pissed so was he ,in Bolton RIP

[@JRotten]

Fred is G.O.A.T. status. Absolute legend. Man had no fear.

[@steve5772]

@@JRotten or more to the point beer bravery

[@DaedalusRaistlin]

I swear some dudes can spend all day on the phone, no matter what they're doing. RIP Jack Karlson. Nice to see that on the outro.

[@JoshWallace-i3l]

Love your tribute to old mate. RIP Aussie hero

[@nyxnox2135]

Ta ta and fare well indeed. RIP to a legend.

[@notaplic8158]

RIP succulent chinese meal man :(

[@jonathanlee5314]

The big guy still on the phone during the fight as my favorite part.

[@Aussie-1979]

I'm been scaffolding for 20 years plus... Mate this is fucking gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣except one thing, I wouldn't get out of bed for only $250000..

[@miguelclarkeottovonbismarck]

Okay so what were you making hourly then? Train driver in Sydney is on 80 bucks and hour.

[@gadgetg9479]

That is per h

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

​@@miguelclarkeottovonbismarcktrain drivers in Sydney only work 4 hours a week, then strike for the remaining 34

[@makepeoplemad]

In America I was doing scaffold for like $32,000 a year. What rich country do you live in?

[@Aussie-1979]

@@makepeoplemad Australia, I was just fucking with him I'm on about $150000 you can earn more it just depends how much you want to work. It's FIFO at the mines in the Pilbara. Garn takes the piss out of FIFO's in one of his videos..

[@TwitchyyTac0s]

0:58 Good to know I can catch a 4hr flight over to aus from nz and become a scaffolder instantly.

[@celeriumlerium8266]

"Hey, 400 butt tube" "What he just asked for does not exist, pure gibberish" ahahahahahaha

[@TBird89]

You forget to mention the 1 litre of aftershave they splash on. Or when you ask them where is your hard hat… they all say I’ll go get it now but actually don’t stop doing what their doing 😁

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Must be in the ute ay

[@john_barnett]

at least they use aftershave, some laborers i've met smell like a dead bear

[@TBird89]

@@john_barnetthahahaha

[@TheElDoctoro24]

Bloke always on the phone, nailed it

[@damionneranginui6546]

You forgot something. It's the first thing the Kiwi scaffolders say to the first person they see on site.......'when's smoko cuzzy bro?'. They always bring a feast or book up at the smoko van.

[@timburary]

Or, "where do you stay bro?"

[@damionneranginui6546]

@@timburary I've worked on site with a few so I know you have too. Great workers. They get it done. Sometimes I don't know how. They're always eating, standing around throwing shit, singing and laughing. You should see how quickly they set up the V8s here on the Goldie.

[@timburary]

@damionneranginui6546 mate some of the nicest people I've ever met. Some tools too but they are every where. Funny old times

[@damionneranginui6546]

@@timburary always smiling and laughing. And they just get the job done no matter what. Great times alright. I'm too broken down now.

[@vvbazilvv362]

A great source of kinna to...

[@cuzdoyouknowwhoiam3792]

"Once were warriors, now we're scaffolders"

[@brobsonmontey]

That "bluetooth" line was epic!

[@SR-yp3eg]

And the wiping ass with a risk assessment page 👌🤣

[@alclarke]

I really enjoy the work. Great writing and acting. No pretension yet bright. Articulate many a time. Can’t wait for the next.

[@gerardroll6468]

As soon as I know we get the classic “YEAHHHH MATE” intro with Garn…. I know we’re in for one hell of a hysterical ride & once again… A JOB WELL DONE 👏😆

[@matthewwood3394]

I love how they like the cruiser but are annoyed that its 0.0 XD

[@ChristopherWhitty-hr5ij]

Garn you should do a skit on chefs

[@Nowweh]

“Puttin that all onto….me fucking child support bill that I have not paid” got me good lmao

[@shanedcc4334]

Absolute gold!!! RIP Jack

[@alch3myau]

RIP Legend.

[@dougsaunders8109]

Fella constantly on the phone, spot on!

[@meddz7165]

Let's go Murph!! Love it!!

[@adamvincent6005]

You're a bloody legend ..keep it up champ 😂

[@okbuddy_yt1193]

Do a tileing skit next please 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@spadgm]

Brilliant as always!, plenty of laughs packed into this one!

[@Extra_Mental]

The outro tribute was a great touch, RIP man. Also never seen a scaffolder with a harness, pretty sure they dont have to wear on either because in some cases it can be more dangerous

[@DrCoomer_1]

thru guy just one handing the phone the whole time is legit the most accurate thing

[@slosh1111ify]

So glad you did the call out at the end bloke, nice touch

[@LunchGuns]

This video applies to every scaffold contractor in North America. Cheers mate, had a hearty chuckle.

[@bboy10001]

Respect from Alberta Canada

[@dannyfrog]

'No one fuckin' knows.' That sent me. 🤣

[@jbapparel10]

Love the tribute at the end, Well Done Guys. Legends!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@Min1strrY]

Just started my trade at 16 as a painter this year, seeing the other trades at work in the casino I agree with this. Sparkys also never clean up after themselves lol.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Sparkies have the magic password of writing "Please patch" on anything they break.

[@stuarttierney4598]

@@goodshipkaraboudjan Least you could spell it right. Pls? If you play nice I'll leave my cable finder (aka framing hammer) in the van. ;)

[@baabaabaa-yp2jh]

Get us 2 tins of striped paint mate!!

[@gadgetg9479]

I’m waiting for Mev to do one on plastered I meant plasterers🤦🏻‍♂️

[@coreycoe4949]

house painter or spray painter big orse?

[@wilco95]

Truly the best Aussie skit content out

[@cwj138]

2:51 job and knock flier lmaooooo been there.

[@aspinnycracker]

Rest in Peace to Jack Karlson

[@Lost_on_stage_again]

As a 27 year career scaffolder, I can attest that every part of this is true.

[@conangaming2156]

Honest question. Why do y'all always make your scaffolding so fucking shaky? As if standing 3 stories up isn't dangerous enough as it is, now I have to carry a six pack of bricks over something with the same strength as the EU's border policy.

[@Lost_on_stage_again]

@@conangaming2156 Jesus. You'll want a handrail next.

[@bigboy0625]

The longest month of my life waiting for a new video "YER MATE" 😂👍🇦🇺🇳🇿

[@iamgoneforeverbye]

_THIS IS SOO REALISTIC_ LMOA

[@ablirr]

Surely do "Every Panel Beater ever..." next?

[@dropbear6740]

R.I.P Jack

[@lukeenglish2025]

Mike Perry staring in garn videos is just top notch hahahaha

[@amit.pativada0]

nothing better than hearing the iconic "yeah mate"

[@jameswest9684]

I'm glad you gave him his own moment rip 😢

[@geoffkeen5234]

Tks for doing the RIP at the end for our national legend 🫶🏼🫶🏼 🙏🙏

[@OGwill1.2]

This was an unexpected bonus for my day

[@nathanwright8477]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that oldmate just got glassed 😂😂

[@SRxChriss]

Just everyday activities mate

[@vvbazilvv362]

Yes. Hes a brickie.

[@exvictorian3605]

Did it for a few years and loved it.

[@TaterFarmer]

Pretty spot on!

[@franny231123DMT]

"converting XX substances into high-rise buildings" .... im in tears

[@vectorrr6411]

Just got off work doin scaffolding… cheers Murph

[@miguelclarkeottovonbismarck]

you make 250k a year? Come on!?

[@vectorrr6411]

@@miguelclarkeottovonbismarck 250k a year down the drain at the pokies

[@MajesticDemonLord]

The ending was Class.

[@s315346]

Garn, love all of your videos mate! Keep up the good work! I've learned so much about Australia thanks to you.

[@dinoz2113]

R.I.P Jack Karlson

[@mhb41]

The hard hat left spinnin was absolutely gold 😂

[@bluemeanie6395]

My neighbour hired scaffolders who would blast gangsta rap all day.

[@jazzkartton498]

Standard

[@Alan.livingston]

We had a scaff team working on my house. They turned up super early with a microwave under someone’s arm. Worked their arses off all morning while singing some islander tunes. Knocked off at lunch time, found the power point out back and cooked themselves up a three course feed. Sure, the broke a bunch of shit and left garbage everywhere, but they were good lads and they sounded great.

[@riz984]

@@Alan.livingston cringe

[@Alan.livingston]

@@riz984 nah. Better than listening to some gronk wanker talking about football all day.

[@fortisflamma2243]

​@@riz984shuddup numpty

[@ITZMrBralis.26]

Need to do every private security guy

[@steve5772]

So many kinds though: - Deep sleeping - Stuck to his phone - Angry at the world - Just doing this between his normal job providing close protection to the SAS

[@lesliewoodley2384]

Ya nearly got it right bro. Nobody F’s with the Brickies!!!!

[@mjesticfalco]

may jack be having all the succulent chinese he wants up in heaven

[@professornuke7562]

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? RIP old mate.

[@lolthreaten]

my goodness another upload in our desperate time of need brothers

[@movieguy4245]

Legendary videos, love your work, keep at it champ

[@Ellie_xo]

Knew you would come through with the jack tribute at the end of the video 👏👏

[@owenbarnes773]

the woodwind section of an orchestra 🤣nearly wet my pants 🤣

[@_renrag]

This was beautiful

[@bret7745]

Been waiting for this for ages

[@minimad8432]

Omg I was crying laughter, haha 😄 so good loving ya work. 'Garn Team' go the zero cruisers, hehe. Cheers, MM.

[@feelincrispy7053]

This the best one in a while

[@christopher-fq7dk]

RIP jack carlson

[@galexeqe]

The "Site Shaman" love it 😆🤣

[@willknight1005]

RIP jack!💪

[@some-replies]

Yeeeeeaaa mate. Perfect to watch while waiting on these sausages to cook

[@borat3377]

Always good when old mate garb uploads

[@leighchamberlain25]

Nailed it cuzzy bro 😂

[@BanditJaws]

always a good day when garn posts

[@rockstar2934]

Massive respect for the ending

[@ugandanknuckles4294]

I’ve been waiting for this moment, one of my mates was a scaffolder and this is 100% accurate

[@DCDHSE]

Please do diamond driller 😂 0:19

[@MakeMineaDouble]

Brilliant, love Australians 😂

[@Luckybomb21]

It's a good year when Garn posts

[@tins_world299]

This was one of the best you’ve done I reckon 😂

[@Team_Tennant]

Best channel - The effort you guys put in is amazing!

[@jacobisgodatyoutube]

been waiting for this one

[@gazelle1189]

Hey mate your the best KZbinr ever me and my mates love ya keep up the good work

[@MegaTrooper555]

Oh hell yeah! More Garn!

[@henrikestensen3312]

The random NRL players on the owing list 😂😂😂

[@mootheconqueror1965]

Panthers reserves are good for it

[@CalebMakiru-oz9el]

This made my Tuesday

[@Syncloud983]

I love your videos, when I hear "Yea mate," I know it's going to be a good day. Please do rain gutter installation.

[@marcusjonesathletics]

Was hoping there’d be a tribute to Jack. This is the channel that introduced me to him.