Every Concreter Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

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[@burn1down249]

do carpet layer garn

[@manipei]

Guess old Murph is going to become an ATO officer for the perks

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Onya Murph!!

[@Researchthejoos]

Do professional pokie player next

[@vaughngordon1095]

Good luck. Taxes don't go to fuggall. Do a vid where old Murph gets elected to a government job like.... I dunno... Tax Collector?

[@Vetwix]

You forgot the part where theres 6 guys drinking at 9 in the morning waiting for the concrete to dry

[@SuperRyan89]

*smoking crack

[@Vetwix]

true @@SuperRyan89

[@gerardroll6468]

What about the other 8 or so leaning on brooms having their smoko breaks?? ☝️😆

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

"Mate I'm up at 4:30am every morning for work" doesn't count as an argument when they haven't slept in days.

[@moffattron9000]

Was on a site recently where the Concreters got done around 2. They then hit the pub next door and spent the next five hours drinking straight shots of Jack.

[@guypersonname4536]

If only concreters could read they would be able to find this amazing content.

[@GarnComedy]

massive spanner in the works

[@maxfish4770]

😂😂😂😂

[@tompinos1016]

Just remember what you live on mate

[@ashuggtube]

@@GarnComedyit’s alright their mums will show them

[@gatergates8813]

Why would I need to read when I can screed?

[@aonbrostin3579]

Re-using pizza savers as rebar chairs is genius. That's a next level of Eco-friendliness and recycling techniques. Other nations should appreciate how hard red island works to keep the planet healthy .

[@madpizzabasher]

Exactly, no harm no foul

[@imaginitivity7853]

The only use the rebar to position the pizza savers. Then they pull the rebar for the next job.

[@saulmorris9639]

very VERY surprised garn didn't already have a video like this, seams like the easiest aussie profession to rip on.

[@skoll_2024]

I kinda feel like the concreter is an actual concreter. Funny carnt 😂

[@damo8344]

nah sparkies are the easiest to rip into for sure

[@skoll_2024]

@@damo8344 Always thought Murph was A grade irl. That and the search for easy coin ;)

[@GarnComedy]

has been the butt of many jokes in other vids but never done a full vid on the slab whisperers... until now

[@saulmorris9639]

@@GarnComedy love that

[@gcm747]

The only tradies who have ignored the ‘no start before 0700’ signage on the worksite next door were the concreters. Something to do with them knowing better about when concrete needs to be laid. Top blokes.

[@onyachamp]

Yeah nah, that's a guideline only. As long as the stezza isn't cranking bullshitFM before 7am it's all good.

[@ryanpratt818]

You live on a dirt slab mate ? 🤣

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

It’s nothing personal, it’s been scientifically proven once a person becomes a concreter they regress into a mental state where they forget how to read

[@Cloroxbleach-cs2fo]

you wanna finish concrete in the middle of the day when it’s hot?

[@ChadAF_YT]

They can’t read the sign since they can’t read

[@DrCoomer_1]

Immaculate, but you forgot one very important detail mate, every true concreter crew has to have a bloke aged at least 55 years or up, who's whole job is to at no point not have a cig in his mouth, and to then throw the butts into the slab as its being poured.

[@goddepersonno3782]

incredible plus points if he is the butt of every joke

[@justinhadley3927]

Looks 55 but is probably in his early 30's

[@minhducnguyen9276]

It's probably a blessing ritual at this point.

[@somethingsomeone3100]

From someone who works for Kennards Hire this is completely accurate, concrete gear get absolutely flogged and very rearly cleaned out, woud love to see an"Every Kennards Hire worker ever" would be absolutely hilarious as we are the ones that deal with concreters and tradies all a live long day - my brother likes to think he has the hard job as a teacher, we're I simply say Mate you try dealing with a pissed of concreter who's running late on his pour and tools aren't working so they yell at us to make it all better

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

I was blown away how Kennards invested in so much railway stuff during covid. It got trashed. Even at airports now Mr Kennards has the monopoly.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

We can tell your brother is the teacher, maybe you should get him to teach you English 😉

[@Elenrai]

Aight ma Digga!@@crazyprayingmantis5596

[@tompinos1016]

Kennards is a protected species

[@somethingsomeone3100]

@crazyprayingmantis5596 Well, that definitely tracks, I do, after all, only speak English and BAD English with an emphasis on the latter

[@markwilliams7712]

I never gambled at 11am in the pub until I started concreting. We started at 5am and would be swallowing schooners by 11. Best 2 years of my life.

[@seanryan2149]

Genuinely knew about blokes who would rip out the rebar before it set

[@Keenasalways]

There was a row of housing commission homes built here with identical floor plans. The builder would dig out the footings for the first one, set up the reo and call the inspector. As soon as the inspector had left the site after signing off, they would lift the reo, carry it next door to the next build and call for the Agi truck to fill the foundations on the first site. This continued down the entire street with the result that only the final house had reo in the slab. Eventually, Inspectors wised up and started using spray paint to mark the reo they inspected.

[@Senor_spielbergo]

That is wild! I did concrete here in TX for about 15 yrs mostly in commercial but never seen anything like that on the residential side 😬

[@nicktroisi6347]

3:10-3:14 😂😂😂 I’ve worked in conjunction with concreters before and the accuracy is too scary I’d love to see “Every Railway Worker ever” and “Every Fitter and Turner ever” in the future

[@hi-ld4gg]

I'll 1 up you, every tafe student ever

[@nicktroisi6347]

@@hi-ld4gg Oh mate that would be fucking gold 😂

[@rayh3899]

In these bleak times, I'm glad you guys are injecting some positivity with this content. Thank you.

[@michaelboyce7079]

I used to drive an agitator truck for a while. Every site I pulled up at, the concrete finisher would all surround me, wanting to know how many metres I had for them. Then they would all go into a huddle and start arguing among themselves. One day I asked them what the problem was and they told me that they were trying to work out what time they would be in the pub that arvo!

[@Ieviathan345]

You forgot the part where you make fun of Concreters and Bricklayers being almost basically the same job

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

It's like watching two tribes of thumbless monkeys with tails throwing their own shit at each other.

[@ryanpratt818]

Call yourself an egg mate your fried

[@YABBAHEY1]

@@ryanpratt818 Yep, used the wrong tongs on that one

[@dabombinablemi6188]

You know what's funny? The bit from 3min onwards actually happened to the concreting/paving company I worked for. Both owners ended up owing a lot. Didn't have the part about using business loans as free money however.

[@zombl337og]

when he said CONCRETE STRETCHER, that shit got me the most. Always got told by my dad when I was green, to go grab the drywall stretcher, until i realized i was an idiot a few seconds later. I love construction lol

[@ruidadgmailcanada8508]

They pulled that with me couch stretcher at a large furniture warehouse and additionally it was in the basement accessible only outside. It was on a concrete pad, no basement. I was wise to the gag but played dumb and enjoyed 45min paid break wandering around. 😂

[@HATECELL]

That part about grey water triggered some childhood flashbacks 😂. My dad had his little one man company where he would finish the concrete, motorised trowels and whatnot, whilst the rebar work and actually pouring the concrete was done by whatever construction company sub-contracted him. And once those blokes figured out they could give the concrete plant a call and request more water, and how that would mean less shoveling, I basically grew up fatherless 5 days a week

[@fullmetalcorey3379]

2:12 He legit broke the wheelbarrow 😂

[@bnbcraft6666]

I just noticed that 😂

[@FlyingHangman]

It's OK... was hired under a fake name

[@ninjaduck8804]

it's a good day when garn uploads

[@Citizen00798]

The pizza table tops to lift the rebar is 100% accurate

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Just missed the bit where they mention to everyone on site that they wake up at 4am. Then they always knock off at 11am to go to the pub, kicked out by 3pm and passed out on their couches by 5pm. Also bold assumption they can read a letter from the tax office. Can't give them too much shit, fucked up job and I wouldn't want it. Learned how to count my balls twice and come up with the same number so didn't have to.

[@brendan636]

Plumbers hate concreters more… they actively fuck up every pipe possible multiple times.

[@cranker11]

I actively do this

[@ziggybender9125]

I bet you'd love the Landscape installation crew I left recently. 3 excavators seemingly having a contest at every property on who could break the most lines because it's "old stuff", when I asked if they made any maps for their new installs they looked like deer in headlights.

[@ryanpratt818]

Hard to see pipes at the back of the excavator 😂

[@wombataldebaran9686]

nah mate, theres no hate there. Its called providing job security

[@friendlyoldbum9182]

Brickies fucking up A/C piping and Electrical conduit

[@obiwanfisher537]

Love the shot of your mate writing with his toddler grip lmao

[@gerardroll6468]

This is so accurate & so damn funny 👍😆. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone watching 🇦🇺🎅🏻🎄🇦🇺

[@KermdoubleO7]

"their IPads and ENNvoices" legends.

[@cthorno2991]

If you pay any builder cash before the jobs done they're not coming back to finish the job.

[@amtrakmidwest4830]

In all the building site videos, the house still remains the same after like 1 or 2 years, love that

[@leonhingston7511]

Taking mesh out really hit home.😂😂 New Zealand group housing builders went through a long period doing this.

[@scroogemcphuck]

Gotta have the sequel "Every Concrete Pumpy Ever".

[@gatergates8813]

Concrete wall formers are a whole different animal too

[@GamerDownUnder69]

you know the video is good when you hear "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah mate"

[@OmegaGamingNetwork]

I handled the invoicing for a large concrete crew in Fla a little over 10 years ago. This meant I had to be onsite for not only our jobs but quite a few other crews as well regularly. This video is shockingly accurate.

[@mapletreegames9053]

If only Domino's actually packed those pizza savers in the box here lol, you get a Domino's pizza delivered and its half on the box

[@iansrven3023]

love the pizza separator as reo chairs hahaha

[@sczuo]

Garn always nails it each time, master of all Aussie professions

[@floopiiisss9295]

as someone who's not a concreter i can confirm that this is all true

[@dylanhaynes559]

Love how ya got Cody from Sick Puppy on the job😂

[@jerkmajor6476]

That was such a good channel

[@pewpew2400]

I heard he needs a bit of cash on the side for yet ANOTHER piece of shit to destroy, I swear the man is gonna start a wreckers.

[@Haxovx]

Great Job Mate, always a peice of art

[@egg6381]

"that way, our money, stays our money" **proceeds to lose all his fucking money**

[@faustinpippin9208]

cant win with the mafia :(

[@juggler2811]

"Bet smarter, not harder!" is the TradieBET motto. Is Garn subtly spruiking them, or is it just by chance?

[@roy-haggerty]

Hope so. Bet Aussie. Why most tradies bet with pommy betting agencies amazes me? 😡😡😡Sportsbet, Neds, Bet356, Ladbrokes and Betfair are all UK. Everytime we make a bet with them its like losing the Ashes 🤬

[@Mac_not_matt_vr]

I’ve been waiting for the next one for to long. Best Christmas present

[@jamesbaber3775]

To qualify as a true concretor you have to have either been divorced or lost your license for drink driving and if you have done both your the boss😂 Fucken classic 👍

[@kendrocool]

Free Quote: 25$...

[@EightBucksTwenty]

Absolutely got me in stitches as usually Murph!

[@cpt_soban]

The lil pizza chairs as risers had me laughing my ass off.

[@gerardroll6468]

I’m hoping that despite all that has happened to those up in far North Queensland that everyone has the best Christmas & New Year they possibly can ✊😌. I hope everyone is staying safe in the hellish conditions up there 🤞😌🤞

[@joshuawoodbridge6267]

Jasper just having a good go

[@gerardroll6468]

@@joshuawoodbridge6267 … Ol’ mate (Jasper) doing it’s best to f**k up everyone up there ( I’m from NSW ) but from what I’ve discovered in my recent trips to NQ, it’s going to take a HELL OF A LOT MORE than what’s hit them so far in order to even “phase” them. They breed them tough & resilient up there & I just hope things improve ASAP for everyone in the affected areas.

[@codeykershaw8579]

Good to see Cody on the job again 😂

[@IsaacWale2004]

I always appreciate the effort that goes into these. Can't wait to see more!

[@unsub0007]

One of the best so far!

[@maitlandbezzina2842]

Ahh great memories setting form and concreting, this almost made me want to go back and do it again… Almost 😂

[@ScrubLordSeth]

not sure how how you don't have over 1 mil subs, this shits hilarious dude

[@egg6381]

1:33 im actually concerned on how they got all those

[@karlzuppin4823]

You can buy them...

[@egg6381]

@@karlzuppin4823 wait, you can just buy those???

[@Jesse-sz6fp]

You guys should have a wheelbarrow chucking contest with all the concreters!

[@hardcorewillneverbow]

I love the pizza ground spacers but i was worried when he trew the irons since touching them always results in cuts hahah

[@abel6297]

3:54 LMAO breaking concrete with a shovel

[@jasonrideout4836]

If ya can't finish school.. you can finish concrete...been slinging mud in Canada for 27 years now, and this is as honest as it gets...great video 😂

[@gatergates8813]

13 years of wall forming in Ontario for me so far, this video is perfect

[@PandaPeachNZ]

Please do Glazing/glazier next so I can show my husband what a twit he is. Great video btw.

[@turbostyler]

Aren't you the catch...

[@HughRussell06]

Please do every car salesman ever next

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

When are you looking at purchasing your next vehicle. 1-3 months 3-6 months 6-12 months Dodgey roadworthy the shitbox you've got already?

[@Akshun82]

_Sink a slab before you pour a slab!_

[@friendlyoldbum9182]

Im not suprised the Tax bloke drove off with the jockey wheel down 😅

[@markeichler2225]

It looks like another Jim's Franchise opportunity.

[@johnbaer1528]

First rule of construction = Concrete WILL crack.

[@TheNightshadePrince]

This legit feels exactly like how hiring any contractor in the 20s is minus them smoking weed on the Job. It's so depressing.

[@Volkaer]

Concrete stretcher XD I'ma steal that one lol

[@tacofry4768]

I am absolutely offended KZbin has the audacity to wait a while hour before notifying me of a Garn upload 😤😤 bloody seething

[@BladeBladeox-mf3hr]

"LemMIE tAKe tHIs tO The BanK" really got me kracking up😂😂😂

[@Rolf97]

There are only 2 guarantees about concrete: it'll set up, and it'll crack.

[@piretsof5]

Never seen concreters drinking alcohol during work, just smoking darts and ice coffees

[@jerryreed3720]

you gotta do heavy equipment operators soon

[@MultiNerfer]

Excavator operators are absolutely pissed half the time

[@jerryreed3720]

@@MultiNerfer don't spin too much you'll unscrew it lol

[@jacktheaussie69420]

I wanna see him do ‘every chippy ever’

[@max16]

murph is looken pretty good for being 102 years old :P

[@jake_break9185]

Concrete stretcher😆. I fell for the Shingle stretcher years ago. Been looking for it ever since lmao🤣

[@tammymcguinness5790]

Absolutely awesome, had to send it to my nephew who’s a concreter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 water is free, metal cost money 🤣🤣 can’t stop laughing 👍🥰

[@vadski3469]

The amount of times the wheelbarrow was yeeted 😂😂😂

[@jpjpjp6328]

I used to manage a Tool Rental company years ago in New Jersey. People were forever returning our gear in shit condition and so we kept a lot of deposits. If they wanted to contest the matter they could go to the local police which was a joke as you can best believe we had them well taken care off. If you really fucked the gear, not only did you effectively buy it but we were red lining you and passing your info along to our competitors (We all knew each other very well and got along nicely) so they could handle you in the proper manner if you went to them.

[@medcorps7206]

babe wake up. new garn video posted

[@germanwaigel2427]

I was an inspector for almost ten years, on the other side of the world, and how familiar it looks 🤣

[@hilliard665]

Babe wake up and pack me a cone, new Garn vid just dropped

[@Owenisapro363]

Garn never disappoints definition of a true Aussie with that great northern fkn legend

[@AWestcoastWanderer]

I fucking died when you ripped the mesh out after the insection and when you fuckin chair the mesh up with the pizza savers 😂😂😂 too good

[@MinisterOfTruth]

...man... that hit right home...

[@uffu2490]

You give the laziest person the hardest job cause they’ll find the easiest way to get it done 💪💪💪💪

[@garfield3443]

I agree, you don't need reo use chicken wire instead. 😂

[@Clarence23rd]

As a Concreter, This is 100% Accurate.

[@shauno7582]

You forgot to add smoko at the pub at 10am! Also not nearly enough beers on site bro 😁

[@lastsinnersa8002]

The ATO will probably ask to use this as a guide. Freaking choice, mate.

[@Getfuxked]

Bungee mark at the end of the video 😂

[@LordDeuce-ul7my]

Man dont throw that screed lol

[@williamevans1695]

The sick puppy 4x4 appearance was beautiful

[@swrv1.]

The hire equipment part is fkn crack up, I work at Hirepool here in NZ n when the stuff comes back all fked up, this is what I imagine they’ve doing to it 😂🤣

[@BongMcPuffin]

Because of this video, my feed now thinks I'm a master bricklayer and concrete specialist. The algorithim has more faith and belief in me than I have in myself at this point

[@petermcmullen349]

Mate you gota do scaffolders

[@bazza1322]

The only thing you missed was the boys pumping cones after the truck arrives

[@user-bz2ig5lb1s]

Gonna need you to go down the the store and get a left-handed smoke shifter.

[@nhraandnascarfanatic5907]

You forgot the ice pipes

[@B_2_11]

Ol mate hulk just launches that wheelbarrow and caves the front end in 😂✅

[@jessellana2829]

they gave the mesh a height clearance with their cheap innovative standees

[@dogmachine2406]

Hahaha! what's the bit from at the end with the dude going " sick of being abused, can't even enjoy my fucking night" ?? Anyone? I need to know more hahahaha

[@Jamesyear13]

driving off with the jockey wheel down 🤣

[@onyachamp]

The chicken wire is a bit overkill aye!

[@barghastov]

These videos makes me wanna move and work in Australia