Every Silenced Weapon Ever

[@CMDRFandragon]

Stealth in every game ever: Guy who is unaware, dies in 1 shot Guy who is aware: suddenly takes half a mag.

[@jamesbednar8625]

Plus, if you miss every guy in the immediate area suddenly knows your position and bum-rushes you. Or, if you are sniping, everyone suddenly knows where the shot came from once the first target is down.

[@CMDRFandragon]

@@jamesbednar8625 Yeah, always pretty dumb

[@DecidedlyNinja]

That's cause he wasn't surprised, so he didn't get a heart attack from the first shot.

[@idontknowwhattonamemyself8022]

fellow payday 2 player I see

[@scoutsnkniv]

Everyone knows sneak attacks are always crit hits

[@taoofjester4113]

The German saying "nevermind" was the chefs kiss.

[@TJCID22]

NevermindEN. You gatta german it up a bit.

[@SquireComedy]

You sir, are hired. German soldier #3

[@jasperzanovich2504]

@@TJCID22 "GEsilent" aswell.

[@ViolosD2I]

@@SquireComedy How dare you germanen your englisches in such a preposterutz mannieren!? As ein German, I am offenses.

[@Elyseon]

Must have been the wind.

[@tommivalle2652]

"I'm going to shoot you so quietly that the letter your wife gets won't even have f*cking words on it." You chaps are absolutely brilliant LOL

[@Indylimburg]

Absolutely brilliant

[@Ganyu_Editor]

lol

[@poultryfornicator4412]

That's the best one I've heard in a while, absolutely savage!

[@JoshuaSigloch]

That is one of the best lines I have ever heard. While I don't want to be in such a situation that I would even say that. I hope that if I ever am. I remember this amazing line.

[@baguette4177]

Amazing

[@commandercorl1544]

"HERR LEUTNANT! HERR LEUTNANT! WAS IST DAS GERINGEN NOISE?" * pin is put back in * "Neverminden." yeah that's about right, alternatively you throw the grenade, run away, wait 2 minutes, come back; they'll have forgotten by then.

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Yeah it's pretty ridiculous. Ever thrown a real grenade? Can hear them for miles.

[@JD-rz5mo]

Must've been the wind.

[@Nupetiet]

"yeah, well, they did it quietly" is already sending me away into the heavens

[@SquireComedy]

It's my favourite line in this one, actually. Haha!

[@baguette4177]

Love it

[@mixis1931]

Comrade, may I ask what the 4 arrows in your profile picture mean? Never seen this variant before...

[@Nupetiet]

@@mixis1931 the fourth arrow represents the new enemy: gamers

[@venstoma]

Silenced pissing! You never cease to amaze 😂

[@SquireComedy]

We're literally taking the piss.

[@DjDolHaus86]

Indoor stealth pissing is the art of finding the sweet spot on the bowl and keeping a steady aim. Outdoor stealth pissing is the opposite, you want to spray like a loose firehose to avoid forming a puddle

[@JayM409]

When water falls on water, It makes a sound that all can hear. But when water falls on porcelain, It's silent to the ear.

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

totally caught me off guard as always.

[@ShiningDarknes]

Now that is a good battle buddy.

[@georgeadams2555]

Dude im trying to sleep and you've ruined that plan

[@SquireComedy]

Muaha! Victory!

[@beeterbeaver]

Perfect video to watch at 4 am

[@explodinghammeronthe17thof36]

Hha same

[@aremel42]

Why? Were they too loud?

[@georgeadams2555]

@@aremel42 I hate you, take my like 👍

[@AdministrativeResults]

babe wake up Squire posted

[@AvengerGreen1]

omg

[@10kimk.2combatprotogen9]

The man the mith the legend, Administrative Results watches Squire

[@pilotmanpaul]

A-Man himself here.

[@michelguevara151]

you need to do a video covering second world war era piss silencers. there was a lot of development based on schmeisser's original great war 'gepissenshushen1915'

[@angeldelarosa7975]

COLLAB INBOUND

[@brainflash1]

That gun is silenced harder than KZbin silences videos sponsored by adult products.

[@SquireComedy]

Shiiiiiiiiit

[@AURON2401]

@@SquireComedy SHHHHHHHH

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

Better put a silencer on that comment, or the censor AI might hear it. ════

[@thurin84]

@@SquireComedy the translation feature is hilarious lol!!! apparently the english version of "Shiiiiiiiiit" is "Shiiiiiiiit" (ie count the i's) lol.

[@thurin84]

@@AURON2401 and the english version of "SHHHHHHHH" is "SHHHHHHHHH" lol!!!! you crack me up translation feature!!!!

[@johnnydoe7846]

I’m not sure I CAN wrap my brain completely around this. It is just so BAFFLING. I can hardly SUPPRESS my desire to have one of these quiet sticks.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

🥁 Ugg!

[@Skylanceshorts]

That BLEW me away

[@JTheraos]

​@@Skylanceshortstry again...

[@darkvisiongothacked]

@@JTheraos allow me to DIFFUSE the situation with an age old expression: SILENCE is golden.

[@hetzer3316]

Random Fact: A STEN gun with a supressor is so silent, that you can hear the bolt chambering a round more than the shot. So the video is partially right with the silenced gun.

[@ShiningDarknes]

It is indeed one of the more silent guns from history.

[@a64738]

Yes... It is actually a myth now that silencers do not work created by the many even professionals testing weapons with silencers and not knowing you HAVE to use subsonic ammunition for the silencer to actually be silent. With ammo going supersonic it will be dampened but STILL VERY LOUD !!! But with subsonic ammo it is near actual silent, and the bullet hitting the target is larger then the bang when it goes of.

[@TherealTenmanI]

There was a demonstration where germans did a mag dump behind a higher up to show what they captured. He was oblivious and didnt believe that it happened until he touched the hot brass. On one hand its a quiet gun, on the other he was probably also mostly deaf. There was also that one ambush that had British hiding in trees and a small group took out dozens of enemies since they couldn't tell it was from above them. I wish I could remember names and titles, I know the german report was from a diary or journal. Sorry for vague info, hopefully someone else knows specifics because they are cool little reports.

[@woody787]

Commando daggers mostly for making toast.

[@samwalker7567]

Second fun fact - you cannot fire it in automatic with the silencer fitted, it breaks if you do, and not just in the usual "because it's a STEN" kind of way of breaking either.

[@mangster101]

I love the touch where they talk normally right next to the germans, like usual a masterpiece of a video.

[@TheRedBaron2010]

Squires next vid: "I'm gonna call for backup." "Wait!" *puts silencer on mouth.* "This atomic bomb is gonna be loud!" *shoots bomb, silent boom*

[@whereswaldo5740]

Rocky and Bullwinkle with the Hush-a-Boom Bomb. 😂

[@RamblinRick_]

Wow. What a great museum. V1 ricket? Actual AA gun emplacement? Awesome!

[@Arthur-i3p]

It’s the muckleburgh collection in Norfolk, they have a great tank collection and lots of other stuff as well.

[@PobortzaPl]

That "handle" at the end yours silenced STEN is a chef's kiss. STENs, especially Mk IIs, had very primitive stocks in terms of manufacturing. But this metal pistol grip is for me more atrocious then any of them.

[@SquireComedy]

Honestly, It's utterly shite to hold onto.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Holy f*ck that's cursed. Didn't even notice until I saw this comment, so used to the "wire" stock.

[@ff05t81t]

These chaps missed out on so many puns if they used the Welrod lol

[@SquireComedy]

*Saving content for the future We can't blow all our puns at once!

[@Dave0439]

@@SquireComedy yes, you cant just blow them, thats too loud, gotta do it with a silencer

[@TherealTenmanI]

​@@SquireComedyyou better name one of the characters Rodney.

[@kahel5820]

Just use DeLisle ..but I guess Welrod would be more comedic

[@taimoorirfan1029]

1:57 average south london experience

[@Captainvaghunter31]

Naaa , the assailant was English 😂

[@Coologt]

I laughed harder than I should have

[@Ciborium]

That cardboard V-1 looks so realistic!

[@SquireComedy]

Made it in 3 hours.

[@michelguevara151]

@@SquireComedy must have cost a fortune in egg cartons

[@thingamabob3902]

@@michelguevara151 squire had to buy the cartons full of eggs and threw the eggs away ^^ nowadays pretty expensive

[@James-bw4np]

"Neverminden" lmao!

[@captainyossarian388]

Like something out of Monty Python, especially the end. Brilliant.

[@squishypineT03]

"I haven't heard about this!" "Yeah, well they did it quietly." 😂 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@ryanpayne7707]

There should've been something more like this: "Silencer? Aren't they called suppressors?" "Suppressors suppress. Like suppressing fire. They're loud. Watch what this silencer can do!" (BANG!) "Hans? What was that!?!" "Well its quiet compared to your rifle. Try it." (BANG!!!) "See?" "HUH?!?"

[@gamesretweets9979]

How you managed to work in that adult toys sponsor is remarkable.

[@Winderverse]

Squire, I love your videos, especially the tank ones. This idea is a bit different than your usual videos but Could you do “Every Italian in 1943?”

[@RandomVids1776]

Guys, this needs to be a squire video.

[@StoryLover-7]

@@RandomVids1776 I agree. Every video from them is amazing!

[@BradanKlauer-mn4mp]

Every British soldier in the Pacific Theater.

[@SquireComedy]

Sounds moist.

[@JamesChurchill3]

​@@SquireComedy SOUNDS? No sounds here matey. Not with this silencer.

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

"Gesehen? Ich told you it was gesilent". brilliant

[@JCTV40]

The stabing reminds me of Wolfenstein

[@theclimbto1]

"So many tanks. Running tanks"... walking tanks, yogging tanks.

[@andersasblom6452]

Sprinting tanks.. Jumping and leaping tanks.

[@michelguevara151]

"sehen? I told you it's gesilent." props to the german actors you hired

[@starsjosephfrost]

they should’ve been given the Welrod

[@Victor-hg1lo]

But getting a welrod is a bit difficult

[@starsjosephfrost]

@@Victor-hg1lo i was joking. I meant a in a silence gun.

[@Victor-hg1lo]

@@starsjosephfrost ?

[@starsjosephfrost]

@@Victor-hg1lo well you know, they are commandos… and only one has a silence… NvM.

[@Victor-hg1lo]

@@starsjosephfrost oh yeah, sorry!

[@FORDGT40_SPITFIRE]

I go to bed and say "only a couple videos then sleep" and 45 mins of watching later and i say "ok only oneeee more" and then i find this Yeah i aint sleeping tonight

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Couldn’t hear the video I think you should consider taking the silencer off the camera

[@Ronfost89]

3:36 This might be the best scene in anything that has ever existed.

[@ericbergfield6451]

This was FANTASTIC: great writing, fun firearms knowledge (pun/joke wise), & the skit had one hell of a twist at the end

[@ChimaeraTom]

Whoever did the quick pan to the end of the gun on "but its got a silencer!" *drum beat* props to you! Its the little details that make these vids great.

[@benrobinson-2005]

It's always good when squire uploads

[@themightyironoak]

I love how the grenade is ringing somehow and everything is amplified on the volume except the gun

[@YourAverageRailwayFan]

I was literally on a plane and this guy has to make me pay for internet so I can watch, damn you squire!

[@SquireComedy]

Man, we're not worth it!

[@Resn00]

2:55 “neverminden” 😭😭

[@kingbabybob4868]

Where eagles dare music reference gets a 🫡

[@bushcat274]

Intro sounds from Where Eagles Dare, possibly the best WW2 film ever made. Robert Burton and Clint Eastwood as a Psychotic Ranger Assasin. Watch it.

[@FrankJmClarke]

I wiped away a tear at the baffle joke.

[@DivineInt]

The Where Eagles Dare theme was a nice addition, awesome tune from an awesome movie 😃

[@SquireComedy]

One of my absolute favourites!

[@stuartburton1167]

The silenced STEN so quiet it had to be made in an underground factory by deaf mute workers.

[@torgranael]

I'm not sure what's funnier. The "you baffle me" line, or reflexively bludgeoning the rifle tip with a silencer to retroactively silence the shot.

[@Kaiserinwalton1871]

I remember the days of cardboard guns. Great to see the budget increases, you guys more than deserve it!

[@cnlbenmc]

To be fair; the Suppressed Sten MK II was an insanely quiet weapon for it's day; Ian McCollum on Forgotten Weapons Reported in one of his videos that the weapons bolt cycling was louder than the gunshots and you could actually hear the rounds impacting the metal targets (good luck doing that with a normal weapon). However they're incredibly finniky; it has to use a custom lightweight bolt, the recoil springs have to be custom cut by an armorer in the field to suit local conditions and heaven help you if you try to fire it on full auto as it will damage the baffles in the suppressor "can" essentially ruining the gun.

[@michallenner6786]

Therapist: Mr. Bean never joined the army, he can't hurt you Army Bean:

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahahah

[@celticperspective5183]

Blackadder goes forth did it decades earlier...

[@murisbukvic2496]

I love how the German couldn't hear you two arguing over the knife kills when he is right next to you. i wonder if silencers could be attached to tongues.

[@BaranZenon]

Maybe there subtitles were turned off?

[@Chris-sf7ug]

The quick hand suppressed Enfield got me good! Looks pretty slick and got me thinking to try it on my 1951 No. 4. I did just get my 1st suppressor but don't know if I'd have the guts to thread the barrel though. Bought it in 2011 when I was 19 and it was brand new/in the arsenal mummy wrap still for $1000. Played too much engineer class BF1942 as a kid. Finally unwrapped it a few years ago once I convinced myself I would never sell it. Was like having a present under the Christmas tree you could never touch but I finally gave in. Now I'm looking for another mummy wrapped one but they have doubled in price, still quite a few of them out there though.

[@pop5678eye]

It's amazing how much you can learn about physics from video games.

[@wallclock4648]

Ngl, knowing squire since the channel started, this advert was traumatic 😂

[@LovingGoodContent]

I'm new to the channel, been watching all the skits; I will never get bored of English humour in war scenarios. Thank you 🙏

[@ba.diecast24]

This made my train ride much more bearable. It’s no longer akin to the train rides in finding private Ivan

[@Maximilian7992]

I uh… never thought I’d see the day where Squire has an Adam and Eve sponsor…

[@Tehn00bA]

Takes some balls to do that on KZbin.

[@Eri76]

Sgt. Scott would have been so proud of you guys ❤. 1:26

[@proudcustommaker4]

Was fully expecting the gun to go off at nearly full volume and instantly compromise the entire operation, like it would in real life.

[@thatsmabhoy]

Brilliant. Neverminden! Might need to borrow that for a post piss up piss!

[@michaelkovacs3295]

The big gun in the beginning is actually a British heavy anti aircraft gun. Good work on historical accuracy

[@SquireComedy]

The Germans captured and used them in France, too! :)

[@NIL0S]

"ich haben stabben gehören" 😂😂😂

[@SquireComedy]

Ja!

[@unsuisseegare1291]

"no schtabbing !" -Capitain K

[@MILOM206B]

5:09 I just did it so quietly even I haven’t heard about it yet”

[@fabovondestory]

"What a load of shh-" 😂

[@diamondq7s124]

They did it so quietly, not even the company know about this XD This comedy is so gold!

[@johnstege8606]

I love the German sentry after they put the pin back in the grenade. "Neverminden!"😆

[@BolesawB]

Silencers don’t make the gun silent, they just kill the enemy without sound, squire logic

[@SquireComedy]

Truly a classic. Watch it every Christmas.

[@BolesawB]

Classic squire, I’m gonna re-watch this at 2x speed tomorrow, happy D-day 80th anniversary

[@ARMAREFORGERMODDING]

I looked for this comment, EVERY time there is a video which even uses the word “silencer” someone makes this comment😂

[@mrgasmask6834]

I didn't have that sponsor on my bingo card

[@HaroldLittell]

All your videos are funny, but this takes the cake! I own two Stens, (Mk II and Mk V), and eight suppressors. Living in America is great! Too bad they are never as quite in real life as they are in the movies. Physics is the law.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeeees

[@Chicky_Lumps]

You missed the part about paying a $200 tax on each one.

[@HaroldLittell]

@@Chicky_Lumps At this point, I've paid more than five times more in Tax Stamps than I did for my first car! But on the other hand, my first machine gun is worth more than ten times what I paid for it 2001. My first car, (a 1986 Pontiac 6000 station wagon), is long gone. Most of my MGs were bought using military bonuses and I gone great deals on most. Just for fun, look up the current price on a HK MP-5 with transferable auto sear. I only paid $4,200. I've had people offer me $50,000 just for the sear! When I can't hold them up anymore, I'll sell them, and that won't be for a long time. 😁👍

[@justy1189]

Look at you guys sneaking out a late night release. Sorry Henry Cavill was busy playing Warhammer 40k.

[@JakeFletton]

Man this guy is so silent he can kill anyone in light speed and no one knows that mans a legend

[@Aldrahill]

"The letter your wife gets won't have any fucking words in it" slaps way too hard.

[@Mestar1508]

2:04 truely a special soldier fit moment

[@ewanjphillips-g3m]

You guys are getting better and better at this stuff, keep it up or else there won’t be no bloody tea!!

[@Mestar1508]

The fact that the knife wielding made a bigger sound than the Sten at all made me laugh😂

[@torgranael]

Are you saying you don't keep a sliver of metal in your sheathe explicitly for that sound when you draw it? Preposterous. 🤣

[@Mestar1508]

@@torgranael apparently I am 😅

[@benamini5701]

Recently this guy is everywhere. In the air, KZbin, Civil War. God bless him, he's a good actor.

[@Jay-ln1co]

I love how in Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the non-lethal takedown, where you just beat a guy unconscious, is silent, but the one where you put a built in sword through them, is loud.

[@HistoriaEtAl]

"The museum has got loads of guns and tanks and everything" I hope that's a museum

[@RandomVids1776]

Another squire video this soon? That’s crazy! They mass producing these man.

[@michelguevara151]

they were stockpiling cardboard for weeks.

[@RandomVids1776]

@@michelguevara151 lmao

[@SuperShotgun300]

Hahaha love these sketches and skits. Very well done lads, keep up the good work!

[@TherandomofNPC]

What if I put a Silencer on an F-35 Fighter Jet would it work or not?

[@philpants44]

It'll be silent of course....dur

[@Tehn00bA]

Takes balls to do that sponsorship on KZbin. Respect+

[@marscaleb]

2:59 "Never-mind-en." I took three years of German and that's hilarious!

[@paulsciria8921]

I love the advert for Adam and Eve. Didn’t expect that.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

The way the snare drum just kicked in at the most appropriate times was sheer perfection.

[@pauliewalnuts240]

Is the canvas condom on the stens barrel historicaly accurate? Is it for holding the barrel without burning your hand? Looks like the sling is clipped to it but I seem to recall you could clip a sling onto one of the holes under the camvas thing. I guess it has to be for heat?

[@dpdfpdffgp]

the drums and the pan to the silencer was gold lmfaoo

[@sharpshotm16]

Anymore stuff filmed at mucklebrough? Its a lovely place, when I saw those artillery pieces on the beach I couldn't quite believe thats where you were. The USAF also did training excercises with VTOL aircraft nearby when I was there. Kerp up the good work!

[@FleshG8]

"The letter your wife gets won't have any f*cking words on it" perfection

[@BlokeontheRange]

Spot on, lads! 😆

[@ryanreed8740]

Awesome video. And darn, I used to go to Hunstanton every weekend and how did I never hear about this private collection. Well, I guess another holiday to Sunny Hunnie is on the cards. :-)

[@thesasszilla38]

"sometimes you baffle me" -peak suppressor pun

[@SprayNpreyT]

hahaha the sponsor part was also gold

[@BenersantheBread]

Missed opportunity not saying "I'm not one to blow my trumpet... that'd be loud"

[@tejano1]

Legit silencers in video games 😭

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

Or every movie

[@csonracsonra9962]

No I was wondering for such funny s*** and it doesn't take very long to make the video how come you guys aren't pumping these out I want one every day 6:46

[@Masada1911]

Props to you lads for the sponsors this week. I like that lol.

[@MrMinuteman]

Sniper Elite 5 be like:

[@chrisinstasis7986]

"knives? That's a bit loud isn't it!" 🤣

[@asongofhistoryandfantasy2784]

As a german, Squire has the funniest fake german talk ever, i love it

[@richardfrancis578]

“Was ist das noise?… Neverminden.” 😂😂

[@masonwatkins9086]

I think it’s “every movie silencer”

[@ZackShark1]

Not really I heard the silenced sten was pretty good