When an enemy tank attacks

[@SquireComedy]

If you're thinking of getting a Füm then go to tryfum.com/SQUIRE and use code SQUIRE to save an additional 10% off your order today!

[@CHEESELANDEMPEROR]

Füm looks alot like beans

[@Hesopod-w3b]

Füm probably isn’t good for you

[@londonhartill733]

Is this worth it? I am trying to quit smoking

[@MichaelJohnson-tw7dq]

@@londonhartill733 stopping smoking is easy. I quit 3 times in one morning!

[@Wardads1]

That nursey outfit looked way better on my wife. Fun fact " kampfgruppe Porsche" a bicycle mounted unit armed mainly with panzerfaust and magnetic mines managed to halt a soviet attack on the Seelowe Heights , rescue surrounded units and civilians destroying several tanks and various soviet units before disbanding and filtering back to German lines.

[@ethanhatcher5533]

Amazing that we've gone from cardboard SMLEs to real Panzerfausts and MG 42s

[@SquireComedy]

Still got the cardboard SMLE - It's sentimental as hell! The faust is actually a replica, which is good because we've absued the crap out of it.

[@ethanhatcher5533]

@@SquireComedy damn good replica

[@me.ne.frego.]

Wow you must be really naive to believe that was a real historical panzerfaust..

[@redoqc]

fellow blue jackets fan huh@@ethanhatcher5533

[@talkingmudcrab718]

It's NOT real! We don't talk about the NOT REAL rocket launchers! **Wink wink**

[@historyandpoliticsexplaine4876]

This is actually very accurate. By Strasbourg the German morale was low. The anti tank weapons of infantry at the time had certain limitations that required high morale troops.

[@RedTeam_Medic]

“Has he got blonde hair?” “Nope” “Well, that narrows it down” 😂

[@dragon12234]

The fact that it was Blazcowich on every image as well, one of the most notorius Nazi killers in Gaming history, makes it extra hilarious. Though IIRC he was specifically designed to look like the "Aryan Ideal" as an ironic joke, amplified by that he's also ethnically jewish according to his backstory.

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

@@dragon12234wait, what? Guess Who characters have back stories?

[@dragon12234]

@Inquisitor_Vex probably somewhere, but nah, he's from the Wolfenstein series of games

[@RedTeam_Medic]

@@dragon12234 if this was Russian, it would have been called, “informing on capitalist pig neighbour”

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

@@dragon12234 ah ok, cheers bud.

[@Anderson21G]

Your Amazon purchase history must be phenomenal

[@SquireComedy]

We have to move house every few years, to keep our postmen from gettign suspicious.

[@mushroomgoblin7121]

you probably drive mi5's AI fucking crazy

[@paleoph6168]

"Hans, did you get ze Panzerfaust?" "Nein, I only got ze Stielhandgranate." :'(

[@brainflash1]

"Nein, I got ze Panzersecound."

[@thurin84]

you stole wut mate?

[@bruh-xp9zf]

At least they aren't an anti-air squad

[@SquireComedy]

Aaaaaand there's another video.

[@bomoose]

the 5 and 55 year olds

[@brainflash1]

@@SquireComedy OH-OH-OH, But it's a *Japanese* anti-air squad in 1945.

[@dennisswaim8210]

Yep, if they heard an aircraft it was definitely allied!

[@SCH292]

Or the submarine units.

[@brainflash1]

Completely inaccurate! There were no adult anti-tank squads left by 1945.

[@rbgerald2469]

They're mostly kids

[@flatheadgg2443]

Except for the odd grampa or grandma here and there of course

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I was wondering that but the video says 1944 lol.

[@elektronischemusik1903]

Volkssturm

[@panthercreek60]

It hardly matters. This is comedy. Recogntit and appreciate it for only what it is

[@nakulaman]

That tiger wasted an entire shell on a single man? They don't have that kind of ammo to spare!

[@GreenBlueWalkthrough]

you actually expect them to be trained in ammo conservation?

[@Cjx0r]

​@@GreenBlueWalkthrough you actually believe this?

[@WarblesOnALot]

But, Why was the Panzer shooting at And being shot at By a Volksturm Crew of Panzerfaustians...; Considerations that they be All on the same Wrongheaded silly Nasty Nazi SIDE ...? One WonDurrrzz...(!). Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao !

[@maxmach4361]

Kids who are inside the tank were really bad at algebra.

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

They're playing the long game. Sitting with the engine running to use all the fuel (both gallons), expending all the ammunition to make an excuse to abandon the tank and surrender. That's what they call a "pro gamer move".

[@thatsmabhoy]

Bicycles. In the 1970’s Dutch football fans would sing to West German fans, “Can my grandfather have his bicycle back!”

[@sugarnads]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Old german mate of mine went to ANZAC day last year and got talking to a former pilot and navigator who were aussies flying lancasters in Bomber command. He asked if they were on the dresden raid. They were like errrr yes...why.... he said 'nerrr nerr you MISSED' He was from dresden, was 5 or 6 at the time of the raid.

[@SonsOfLorgar]

​@@sugarnads damn, that's a long time to stew on such a self deprecating joke 😂

[@squintohighlights]

Only ogs remember when squire was a gaming channel and he played verdun/world of tanks

[@ZackShark1]

He played Verdun? Damn good taste

[@helbrassen4576]

Love that the main character in the game wolfenstein enbodies the ideal arian look and hitler dosnt, the fact that they're playing guess who only highlights the fact that hitler was clearly not what the nazis thought of as "arian". comedy gold.

[@emberfist8347]

That is also why Captain America exists.

[@ZackShark1]

Also I'm pretty sure Mr hard to pronounce name from Wolfenstein is actually Jewish or something I don't remember

[@krcsirke]

I thought anti tank squad would be one deaf, one one-eyed guy, one teenager and finally one grandpa from prussian army.

[@foist101]

"That's why she's the company commander." Holy shit lmao

[@pRahvi0]

I died at that

[@fluffyboom]

I have a slight suspicion that there might be a tank outside

[@brainflash1]

Plot Twist: This is actually another "Fury" parody where the anti-tank crew spends the entire climax hiding in the house by the road.

[@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery]

I don't know know. It might be be a car. Have you checked?

[@fluffyboom]

@@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery uppon further investigation, it apprears to be, in fact, a tank

[@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery]

@@fluffyboom Then... We will probably have to do something about it, eventually.

[@antonkrieg3708]

What's that you say? There's an awful din outside at the moment currently.

[@Vulkanprimarch]

I swear we need Squire to get a bigger budget and more props and costumes and actors. Then basically make a series of this like blackadder or dad's army.

[@DutchGuyMike]

This!

[@ApexHarbringer]

Perfect idea

[@WormwoodActual]

I still say you all need to collaborate with us sometime..!

[@TheArklyte]

"Hanz, how can you not tell apart our tanks and russian ones? Ours are all square and theirs are rounded and angled." "Yeah, about that..."

[@Irish381]

Loved the Truman show advert for fum. Rather silly but funny.

[@SquireComedy]

They liked it too...what a laugh.

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

I am so jealous of your access to uniforms.

[@Naidyonov7]

It's not that hard to get your hands on them as well. Many retailers sell them. I can recommend some

[@WormwoodActual]

We get all of ours for my channel on Hessen antique

[@mongooserina]

I like the implication that the tank was just waiting there for no reason and it made this mixed AT squad anxious for nothing

[@npc_citizen9276]

And it was a FRIENDLY TANK! The guy put on an enemy uniform just to get killed.

[@charlessaint7926]

If this keeps up, by the end of the year, Squire's going to have an entire tank of his own. It's not going to run, but it's still a tank.

[@TinyTank77]

Um excuse me. Where was our mandatory ‘Germany doesn’t have any tanks in 1945’ joke that appears whenever it’s mentioned. Disgraceful

[@TheGreatThicc]

Funny thing is I can only recall a single story involving a German tank in 1945. During the Battle of Berlin a Panther met an ISU-152 and according to the guy who had called in the ISU the shot blew the Panther's turret off and the headless chassis rolled back something like 30 feet.

[@Dasreichviking]

When the panzerfaust went off 😂

[@dentce]

This guy taught me more history then my history teacher did

[@SquireComedy]

Boom! That's going on the CV. Might prove useful when KZbin remove us.

[@me.ne.frego.]

Then you learned nothing real, these sketches are funny but are full propaganda too.

[@dentce]

@@me.ne.frego. see that’s the thing. I am a propagandist

[@me.ne.frego.]

@@dentce Well, you already learned to spread british propaganda, good for you. Now you only need to learn to do it the funny way, like Squire and his blonde sidekick with the super lame beard.

[@piercecowley255]

​@@me.ne.frego. they can get a job at the MoD or smth

[@Echo_4609]

The truman show reference is so fitting since I just watched it for the first time a few days ago

[@pablopickasso4098]

Even the commercials are funny😅 Splendid!

[@nitrocharge2404]

Before people cry "inaccuracy!" those American boots could very easily be captured off a prisoner or dead soldier

[@Marinealver]

first is the Tellermine then Panzerfaust last is the Grenade expected casualties 3 out of 3

[@torgranael]

That last line cracked me up. 😆

[@Swedish_bias88]

Awsome video as always

[@pickeljarsforhillary102]

Last time I was this early Germany still had an emperor.

[@brianoconnor24601]

It would have been epic to see Squire acting in Masters of the Air.

[@AVKnecht]

Volkssturm man was sweating more than a Liverpoodlian at the job center

[@OptimusJedi]

Lol! Not only the skit but that ad! 🤣🤣🤣 Mmmm, gamey!

[@rangiem2948]

Famous last words "it's a German tank"

[@ServantofBaal]

I guess they were just idling outside so as to best consume their fuel for the war effort...

[@tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224]

The first part with the Guess Who? icons of BJ Blaskowitz was hilarious!

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Wait I'm confused, all the text says this is 1945 but the subtitles in the video say 1944. XD

[@64ankka]

I think 1944 is correct. Liberation of Strasbourg happened in November 1944, and at 11:56 they reference that Dunkerque was four years ago, which would also place this in 1944.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@64ankka Except that the German Army was still very well intact, well equipped, and full of hardened veterans from the Eastern front in 1944. Munich and Berlin in 1945 were another situation entirely.

[@mister_cactusman]

nice true man show reference

[@tetraxis3011]

The Russians were at Warsaw when this video started, and they reached Berlin by the time these guys found out it was a German tank.

[@AlanAdler-b9t]

Brilliant thank you

[@Samscooking-ib9wb]

i shower in a full suit and tie

[@SquireComedy]

Glad to meet another never-nude. I shower in full '37 pattern British battle dress.

[@daflington]

@@SquireComedy relatable

[@Samscooking-ib9wb]

True

[@louismendoza-y9l]

And that's how grandpop got the Iron Cross.

[@JLamont45]

Monty is back!

[@jesusortiz9636]

The ending really got me lol

[@alexanderseibert6599]

Nice! I have the same camo for hunting😉

[@Hesopod-w3b]

Squire has to do a helldivers 2 video

[@KarakuraRiser]

+1

[@themightyironoak]

I'll second that!

[@efreitorsroul9332]

Liebe that idea! haha

[@Paul_maistre]

I like how they used Hitler from hoi4

[@fleetwoodvo8673]

I heard the turret traverse sound from Kelly's Heroes!

[@JerseyAir]

YES ANOTHER SQUIRE VIDEO

[@heathowen1452]

Am I crazy or did some of those guess who tiles look like Captain William Joseph Blazkowicz?

[@CrashCraftLabs]

love it, tanks without tracks cant do attacks, yup needs to be on a t shirt i recon

[@BLGStudios]

Every Anti Tank Team in 1945

[@DinoRicky]

0:01 hello timed viewers The intro gag is so funny lol

[@victorius_45]

Another amazing Squire vid xD I must say, this Blazkowicz game got me laughing hard at the begining xD It must be fun to play!

[@DarylDixon-m9g]

Can someone explain to me what the video/joke is, I dont get it

[@npc_citizen9276]

No one wants to get out and kill the tank, so they keep making excuses and stretching the time.

[@jonathanwebster7091]

The Nazi Germany version of that game would be called 'Gas Who?', surely?

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Holy Moses, that's great.

[@TheGermanconfederation-bn7xg]

Or guess the real Aryan

[@chrism2027]

I Love the Funny Videos

[@adrianbrandau9215]

My War Thunder Ears identify a German Tank

[@xayax7920]

“It worked for him” actually made me laugh

[@szymilapinski6967]

Hi guys, I've been watching your videos for quite a while and I have a question, where do you get all of the replicas, especially clothes?

[@IgnacyBinkowski]

are dose clothes from the shop Nestof??

[@baz5042]

So that’s why the tank stopped moving, it was German.

[@jbperrinnl]

Hilarious as ever. But since the "Volksturm" was in Strasbourg and thus technically French, I was expecting him to make a run for it with that British uniform and leave the German soldiers to handle the tank...

[@ImRezaF]

Guy with the suit jacket, you need to unbutton your suit jacket when sitting, sir. It will put stress on the button.

[@HistoryHaty]

Nice panzerfuast Squire. Were do you get those.

[@SquireComedy]

Carboot sale on a sunday morning.

[@HistoryHaty]

@@SquireComedy thanks. Does yours fire a rocket. It did in the video.

[@ЕвгенийКостенко-д4ч]

If they were expecting an allied tank, they would surrendered inmediatly. But if it was Soviet tank, they shouldn't sit there at all and fleeing as far as possible or stand to fight as hell 😂

[@PanzerTrakk]

Why has %98 of the characters on that game BJ blazkowitz 😭😭

[@AWATIQ]

An anti tank squad with a falshimjagger and a people’s soldier as well as a commander makes sense

[@matthewjones39]

What, you think they had enough men to properly organize anything at all?

[@AWATIQ]

@@matthewjones39 no

[@Swagmaster07]

The joke is making me frustrated , from that i get they are just scared shitless of it and don't want to kill it as long as it doesn't bother them so they can maybe survive the war? Also how much fuel does it have to keep the engine running like that?

[@archiemarshall7607]

Under 20 minutes gang

[@Highice007]

No blond hair. That was pretty much the entire German high command eh?

[@carbonstudios23]

it was a german tank last words herd from the guy

[@frankeofend7261]

I’m expecting some saving private Ryan level stuff in the coming videos every one I watch just gets better and better

[@ryanjackson7431]

Gotta love the latest squire video

[@Piel8809]

Faustbump 😂

[@katiecarey2243]

No way they made an ad for a vape💀 6:21

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Irony. My Uncle fought to take Strasbourg in 1944(79ID).

[@ominösersüddeutscher]

I approve this as a documentary film

[@MoxJet629]

Is that the younger brother in Fallout?

[@tyranozilla]

Poor Jeff, killed by the very thing they probably made in the factory

[@SpaceAnimators]

The tank was going 0.000001 Miles a Month

[@LordMason21]

Looks like they were also running low on shaving equipment.

[@matthewjones39]

It’s Germany in 1945. That’s not a big stretch.

[@The45thpvi]

You should do a vid with a KZbinr named Wormwood airsoft, contact him

[@Scav271]

Wait how does the pinned comment say 45 minutes ago when the video says it was uploaded 8 minutes ago? Squire what did you do!?

[@bruh-xp9zf]

dw about it

[@sugarnads]

Patreon. How is ANYONE in 2024 still asking this?

[@bruh-xp9zf]

@@sugarnads you say that like everyone who didn't know patreon allows early access to videos was executed in 2023

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

Faustbump!🤣

[@Erlcads]

Poor guy at the end 😂

[@drewt7602]

"they will see me doing that and they wont drive over it, theyre not russian" 😂😂😂😂

[@themightyironoak]

Loved the video. Helldivers 2 content when props and costumes come out for that

[@pickle7465]

Where did you get that beautiful tommy? I say thats the best looking skin care routine I have sesn in years.

[@Ussmak]

Dammit. Shoulda saw that coming. I blame the beer.

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

These characters would have fitted right in Jojo Rabbit.

[@kitmaelstrom1407]

ah yes, guess who where everyone is bj blazcowicz Edit: how did they encounter the only tank the germans had left? what bad luck.

[@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed]

From my experience from Battlefield V, it is definitely better to hunt tanks as a group than solo... too bad these panzer-pansies didn't have that brilliant idea, smh Love the content as always Squires.

[@talkingmudcrab718]

**Squire makes joke about dumb Russian tank crews** Me: "Haha! Good one!" **Squire makes joke about dumb American tank crews** Also me: "Hey! That's illegal!"

[@zDToddy]

Those gotta be the last Germans to obey a queue

[@Uni_153]

Greetings!

[@SquireComedy]

Hello there!

[@Crazyslavicman]

@@SquireComedygeneral kenobie

[@mariokuppers5686]

Ah ah light Mistake. The Reibert 1942 says you have to keep at least 2 Tommy´s for humanitarian Reasons at your AT Squad