Every Socially Unaware Person

[@ENFP7w8capranica]

I was watching the musical theatre one, and for a moment, I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it. I was like ‘this is normal.’ Then it hit me. I’m that person. Heh.

[@amieparham7657]

It's me too. I just make up songs, or put my own words on whatever songs are playing. My kids do it too, our type will never die out. 😂

[@karenleekeeton3136]

😂 me too!

[@rebecca120xmany]

I see this as a positive. 😊

[@katrinavangrouw8843]

The close talker one made me physically recoil. My number one pet peeve

[@average13]

Me too!

[@districtofcrystal]

As an introvert and a person who really values my personal space, this video made me cringe and laugh so hard because of Jake's facial expressions.

[@josephkowalick6869]

This is gold. All of it. GOLD.

[@arianamansouri9275]

I agree!

[@miovicdina7706]

YES!

[@karenleekeeton3136]

Facts 😂

[@miliey25]

I have no idea how Brad pulls off all the creepy-guy-personas so well..... I'd like to think you are a good guy😅

[@norcross411]

Love how genuinely uncomfortable Jake looks with overly physical guy lmfao

[@bcap2166]

The eye contact is the one who makes me the most uncomfortable. The person I know that does this is the person I walk by like I'm super busy lol

[@Lyndsayyyy529]

This is hilarious because it’s so accurate 😂 Jake & Brad keep getting funnier & funnier lol

[@IWillHumbleMyself]

You guys should do one on weird and cringe grocery store encounters. People standing too close to you in line breathing heavily, standing in ljne starting weird cringe conversations, or standing behind you coughing or at the back of your head or coughing or sneezing as you pass by with your buggy and not covering their mouth or turning their heads, deep buttcracks (you could blurr that part out), and so much more! Would love to see something really creative out in the world like that, stuff regular folks have seen or been on the receiving end more times than we'd care for, lol 😆

[@IWillHumbleMyself]

@Ghost 👻 Especially old people when they cough they always cough with their tongues hanging out their mouths, and last time my husband and I ate out together, there was a big fat guy sitting at the table next to us eating all by himself with his big deep buttcrack hanging out and he kept belching out loud all through our meals, I was so disgusted we ate in haste and left as soon as we could, just gross. I told my husband I see now why he goes out by himself, who would want to go out in public with that?!? Charming fella

[@madamebkrt]

OMG YES PLEASE, that would be hilarious. With the addition of walking into That One Aisle that always stinks lol.

[@madamebkrt]

@Tomato Stop, it's a great idea.

[@AverageAufa]

weird things people touch and poke to inspect fruits or other things in general like lotion too

[@ItsLaurenE]

@@AverageAufa I'm the person who has to smell every darn lotion or shampoo that is new. Don't get me started on candles. There's a reason i do my random item shopping alone or with my 23 yr old as she is the same way.

[@mattcoleman7886]

The political guy perfectly describes my extended family. Any conversation leads to some thing we should be caring about.

[@MrsRexLover]

Oof, thanksgiving must be fun

[@MrsDazl]

It's my mom. She visited me at my job the day after the midterms and suddenly goes, "WELL, IT'S SODOM AND GOMORRAH NOW!" 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

[@cariefitzpatrick238]

Same here. I’m going to borrow Brad’s comment, “how do you want me to respond to that?” because that’s simply brilliant. 😂😬

[@dylanlasky2389]

You forget the one who is completely unaware of their volume at random times... Of course I know him, he's me.

[@oscarmarek7746]

Me too. A few people in my life have commented on it, and now I’m paranoid and anxious forever. Sometimes I say something to someone, and then repeat it quieter, and beat myself up for it later. I think I have a problem

[@hopek.peterson2883]

Ohhhh my goodnesss😂😂 overly physical and close talker GOT ME ! Too good! 👏🏼😂 One of my friends will literally come up from behind and massage you 😬😂

[@sabinasajed880]

Close talker is giving me Seinfeld vibes

[@discouragedspirit1290]

Does your friend at least take them out to dinner first?

[@oscarmarek7746]

Oh cool, you’re friends with Buster from Arrested Development!

[@kj7792]

My brother does that😒 I'm like bro my husband doesn't like to be groped

[@darcistephenson5359]

Close talker and constant eye contact guy are terrible. Even before Covid my buffer zone was 5 to 6 feet, not the typical 3 that most Americans prefer!

[@JBB685]

“Do you want to hang out on Friday? I bet you’re free” has to be the worst pickup line ever lmao

[@Em_Powell_KC]

I am taking "how do you want me to respond to that?" for literally any time! Like when people are being weirdos, politics or not.

[@benjaminconway5956]

I love this🤣🤣🤣the one that annoys me the most is the pointer right after you say something like “oh her?” *Proceeds to point*

[@shaunah.creations9233]

Lol I love the behind the scenes. And Brad you are a good singer! You and Trey should do some type of singing skit 😂

[@glamgal28]

Ive been saying that since day one. We definitely need it in our life

[@RAJOHN-ke7mc]

I know a close talker and now when i see him i dont stop for a conversation. Its so uncomfortable when I have to two step my way out of the conversation

[@Liveintheadventure]

I was cracking up the whole time until the long term eye contact bit, then I was thinking “all right, too far” and had to cover my screen because of my discomfort. 😬🤣 You guys have talent for nailing these things to the point we can’t tell what’s real or an act 🤣

[@jesuslives316]

"Have you ever been marketed to?" 😂

[@westonpartain1173]

They should have a video of Trey Kennedy and Brad in the front sir singing really extra while Jake is in back hating life!

[@elizabethhoover4672]

My dad is totally the musical theatre guy but I love that about him. 😅 He isn't a performer or trying to become one but he makes up random songs about whatever he's doing around the house as he does it. It makes me smile. I never thought I'd see that aspect of his personality so hilariously portrayed in a comedy sketch. Bravo Jean Shorts!

[@frankiewoodgie7104]

😂My mother is musical theater, the ultimate singing narrator.

[@katwat2653]

"I am going to the bathroom because I have IBS" best line ever!!!😅🤣😅😆

[@valerie4912]

😂 so good! I despise the person I text secretly while they’re across the table at a dinner and they read the text aloud when they open the message 😡😡

[@Mama_Bear524]

My hubby does this. It’s so annoying 😂. I have to also text not to say anything. Should be implied but apparently not for him.

[@valerie4912]

@@Mama_Bear524 😂 I’ve started the text with “don’t read this out loud!” But they open the text and say “oh, a text from Valerie… don’t read this out loud…..” 😩😩😩

[@catherinegarmon3027]

"Why'd you send me a text?!?" Uhhhh obviously so I could tell you something secret without talking....... duh

[@ItsLaurenE]

Right! My daughter and I have done the txt at a table thing for years but we know not to read it outloud. Or if in public I'll say I'm gonna txt you, to avoid horrible lip reading and the exclamational "WHAT"

[@PunkyPrincessPop]

@@valerie4912 I did that to a friend and started with “don’t read this aloud but…” and she read it all word for word. 🙈🙈🙈😅😅😅 It’s funny now but at the time I could have killed her 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

[@codreaming9304]

2:10 ~ I love how Jake loses it because Brad started off as the worst wingman ever and then became the musical theater guy. Great lil’ tune about IBS 😂

[@karenleekeeton3136]

🤣

[@TokuBoyStudios]

Does anybody else have "Big Dad Brad is thirsty" stuck in their head. Nobody, just me. Ok, I'll show myself out.

[@karenleekeeton3136]

I do!😂

[@NovaLeeNation1687]

Omg me too!! 😂😂😂 You take melody I’ll sing harmony! 😂

[@navenesneros5226]

🎶big dad brad is thirsty🎶

[@kimdacey8618]

Oh, absolutely. It's a normal part of my life now 😁

[@suzannehribal4117]

Brad & Jake just keep getting better

[@MrBlakeleyden]

Tbh, the “kindness” in Brad’s “eye-contact” was somewhat enjoyable lol it had a warmth to it (It did get a bit weird towards the end) It depends on the heart’s intuition of who you are looking at/ (it is a character test) lol

[@kp33467]

Yeah I didn't find that one very funny. It shouldn't be abnormal for there to be eye contact between two people who are having a conversation, and I find it sad that that is becoming more and more the case.

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@kp33467 it’s good! But too much of anything isn’t right? If someone is intently staring in your eyes for a long time it’s uncomfortable. And it also depends on who I feel

[@jwilliams3170]

Close talker will back you into a corner every time. Then there is no escape.

[@jake2772]

Gotta stick the foot out work 99% of time 😂

[@evirgil84]

SOOO GOOD!!! 🤣🤣🤣 The musical theater guy & close talker were AMAZING! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 “We say T-I-C-K” cracked me up!

[@catherinegarmon3027]

The yell after a whisper, I felt that!

[@pamelamays4186]

Brad has a great singing voice.

[@marjani6610]

That musical theater one was eye opening

[@NovaLeeNation1687]

Brad as the close talker had me DYING 😂😂

[@BlakeMcG24]

Another one where you’re trying to end the conversation but they WONT STOP TALKING. How many times do I gotta say “damn that’s crazy” before they get the hint 😂

[@jasminemartinezmorel8331]

I am the musical one! Musical theatre enriches the youth! 😂

[@glee_again2594]

These guys have too much fun together. Laughing at their laughter on locked door at the end.

[@ondreatorrence4322]

I'm the musical person... it just comes from the soul I can't help it 😅🤣🤣

[@karenleekeeton3136]

Yes!😂

[@patriciadurham643]

The Close talker and the Physical talker are epic!! So good!! Lol

[@kp33467]

2nd one is literally Andy Bernard 😭😭

[@Lycancass89]

Big Dad Brad - album about to drop. 🤣

[@kimdacey8618]

Here for it!!!

[@AllTheButtons87]

The reaction to the close talker is so accurate though 🤣

[@GingersDoHaveSouls]

Nailed it, especially the close talker. Makes me so uncomfortable 😆

[@slosh177]

I typically sing when I'm by myself unless I'm with people who find it funny! The close talker is the one I can't stand, I need my personal space bubble.

[@YearofShakespeare]

I kinda liked the eye contact. I would add to this list: People who walk too fast and leave you in the parking lot while they are already in the store.

[@Maluhia]

We need another one of these but including "the guy that can't read a room".

[@SandiL-]

Another wonderful video and so much fun waiting for them to crack each other up! Y’all are such a great team!

[@LisaBowers]

The eye contact really got me! I was simultaneously giggling and backing away from the screen. Great job! 😅

[@Candie4JC]

I had a student that was the eye contact person and it was… overwhelming 😅

[@aleisterlilywhite1109]

My stepdaughter is a close talker. I keep reminding her of boundaries and she’s getting better.

[@chandrajohnson5908]

Love it!! Especially musical theater guy!

[@arianamansouri9275]

We need more of Brad singing!

[@kimdacey8618]

"Big Dad Brad is thirsty..." is now very commonly sung by my me and my daughter just randomly going about our day😅. That is so absolutely me; love it. ❤️

[@Rosie_C]

I loved the freedom of watching this through a lens and being able to laugh hysterically. In real life, laughing is frowned upon in some situations.

[@Nivedmc1]

I’m definitely the Musical Theatre guy 🥴🥴

[@kymvanderplas8252]

This made me laugh the most so far! 😂😂 Esp the musical guy!

[@sicksid3534]

Hahah very funny sketch! The political guy is definitely the worst, you just hang out and have fun, and he makes you feel guilty about the NY Police Department budget xDD

[@uke7084]

Oh man. I was rolling. Had to pause it I was laugh so hard! And I LOVE the merch.

[@jack_allen243]

God when he walked away from the close talker and the close talker kept walking forward that was way too real

[@bluephone8016]

Brad, that eye contact...💓💓💓💓

[@liambaker4537]

What about guy who keeps talking when you say you have to go??

[@malloripaige6868]

“We say T-I-C-K” 😂

[@tigerkitten8352]

... why is singing socially unaware?? My life is a musical dammit!!! 😂

[@karenleekeeton3136]

🤣

[@torikrasovska]

Brad grabbing Jake cracked me up 🤣

[@simplycynth5.0]

The close talker was so cringe. That's gonna give me nightmares.

[@KG-dt9hq]

I am sad to say the close talker couldn't be more on point!!😂😂

[@christophercale]

I know ALL of those guys.... and have been some of them myself. 🙃 Great video! You guys are are making me laugh with every video!

[@mrguac651]

The “yell after a whisper” is exactly like my parents.

[@cjlive5182]

I’m here for the bloopers! Love you guys.

[@BoldFollower]

I am all of these people except the ones I'm not.

[@blessingboamah7340]

The close talker and eye contact 🤣🤣🤣 yesss they are right on point.

[@thegodofpez]

This is eerily accurate.

[@SuperAMgal]

Hilarious! Had me laughing the whole time; but oh dear, please love us socially unaware people we do mean well.

[@kelly1827]

The moment when Brad's asking "Par 4 or par 5?" was reminding me of that scene in "Alien" 🤣🤣🤣

[@JRand5501]

Big dad brad is thirsty!!! That’s going to be in my head all day now. 😂

[@karenleekeeton3136]

So true. I watched it a few times and the musical theater guy the most, will definitely be sticking to my brain cells, omg. Big dad Brad is thirsty, "oohh, kind of, tangy!" Oh my gosh, crying laughing.

[@cw5948]

The close talker is so accurate.

[@Houndlover10]

That constant eye contact is just terrifying!

[@joelburlingame5693]

At 1:50, I had to break eye contact lol. You guys are very funny.

[@theCourty140]

The harmony was everything 😂

[@Myulls]

Today I learned I might be the Eye Contact guy…

[@Jewlii123]

Ok but the fridge song kinda went hard 😂 I'm gonna be singing it throughout this week!

[@emilyx8377]

The Sustained Eye Contact guy appears to be speaking to a Close Talker who keeps moving in on him. They are made for each other

[@iyanttahowellmd]

The Yell after a whisper and the Overly Physical guys were my faves😅😂

[@ItsLaurenE]

I'm guilty of being musical theater but it's when i know no one can hear me. Though thr random stuff I'll do and sing about was spot on w this video

[@laurenw.8178]

this made me smile, thank you Jean Shorts 😂

[@shawncoblentz2470]

*me laughing through the whole video, you guys are killing it 😂😂

[@karenleekeeton3136]

🤣

[@beckyparker8990]

Might be one of my favorites to date! Sooo good! Brad, you nailed ALL of those roles! And Jake loving to play that political role 🤣

[@abbykurtz5115]

Haha I really enjoyed this one! The overly physical one was amazing 😆

[@bluey1062]

Y'all are too much!!😂🤣😂 I luv it

[@shizukunoseija8048]

I'm the musical theater and I love to annoy my best friend. We live in different cities and meet only 2-3x a year anyway so she'll live 😀

[@jonathanbrimhall2727]

Brad the king of creepy improv 😂

[@Dimas5]

You forgot that guy that doesn’t know when to leave after the party ends

[@aleisterlilywhite1109]

I’m musical theater!! 😹

[@patrickjdrahman]

These guys are hilarious! Honestly this is pretty random, but they should start a podcast

[@kj7792]

They do. Its called correct opinion

[@meaganrunzer3491]

And jake and Brad have one called Ghostrunners

[@johnc8209]

my buddy is a combo of the close talker and the worst wingman.

[@annemittal9678]

One of my favorites!!

[@mamboculture7101]

I literally laughed for 4 minutes and 13 seconds straight 🤣 you guys are great!

[@georgiaharris1976]

The funniest one yet!

[@ipoststuff.2564]

1:50 Maybe the eye contact guy is wondering why you've been staring at him this whole time

[@laurlaur4298]

We're going to need to full-length release of "Big Dad Brad Is Thirsty"

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

I was just thinking I wish Trey were there and he appears in the musical theater bit. I’m #GuiltyAsCharged for that one 😂