EVERY South Park SONG RANKED from WORST to BEST

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[@Bloomser]

Damn it, I forgot "Something Kewl" from the Streaming Wars. It'd probably be high B tier for the record. Also, Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo at 41:31 was muted due to copyright, so that’s why it seems messed up. Also also, before anyone says it, California Love wasn’t included bc it’s more of a cover than anything else. Also also also, go get a poster and use code BLOOMS for a sick discount displate.com/blooms/?art=64e2712144dd7

[@Official_RetroMania]

No I will not use the code and get a poster! I will use the code and get TWO posters!

[@imhaydenfn]

I would use the code but I'm saving up for a better PC lol

[@Official_RetroMania]

​@@imhaydenfn Get a Steam Deck you won't regret it, amazing price to performance, portable and you can still use it as a PC dock it to a TV or monitor and use keyboard and mouse. You can literally buy yourself a portable gaming PC what does everything for 350$ when the Deck is on sale, wait for another sale thought.

[@imhaydenfn]

@@Official_RetroMania yea but I want a better PC cuz mine is a potato

[@Official_RetroMania]

​@@imhaydenfn You are clearly on a budget and honestly for low budget PC gamers the Deck si enough performance, although for really AAA games like the newest ones like Baldurs Gate 3 or Starfield you will need to play them in 720p 30fps but they will run at locked 30fps (mostly). Still beisdes of 2023 games the Deck even runs some AAA games fine I finished Spiderman 2018 on the Deck locked 40fps not even 30 but 40fps lrun great. If you want a faster desktop PC, my recommendation would be to buy used parts if you are on budget but if you want new parts save up at least 800+ dollars/euro so that you can buy something nice.

[@nateeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

"I tried to call the police, but even the authorities are minorities at my water park" is one of the hardest lines in the show

[@gwanael34]

What do you mean by that ?

[@nateeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@gwanael34 It's really good

[@gwanael34]

@@nateeeeeeeeeeeeeee Why ? Imo it's because it's so fking stupid and hypocritical that it becomes funny.

[@MyNameIsPoet]

NO ACTUALLY ITS ALWAYS STUCK IN MY HEAD💀🙏

[@silverluvr102]

i have to agree

[@Coookiiiiiiee]

Trey has no business being fluent in Japanese, funny as hell and a musical genius, that man has it all

[@Boss-_]

And then he gets to go home and kiss Jenifer Lopez, man I hate him so much!

[@commercialairliner]

​@Boss-_ what a sick joke!

[@loelstein]

Damn 666 likes

[@MorticiaGravesyde]

In the early 2000s, he was married to a Japanese woman...though I don't know whether or not his knowledge of the language is relevant.

[@sullisen]

@@MorticiaGravesyde I'm sure it didn't hurt? O.o Sounds like he got more out of his college major than lots of people do tho ngl

[@justsomeguy2743]

People forget the movie was literally their last hurrah as the show was getting cancelled so they went all in which is why the music init is phenomenal it’s genuinely one of the best musicals around as the songs are top notch

[@pugtheviolist1865]

Did it still get cancelled or nah?

[@RFGfotografie]

I find it intersting how Chocolate Salty Balls is still played on the Dutch radio stations when we have a top 500 of wrong hour and/or the 90's. It's the only South Park song that is heared by millions each year and it's so good :P

[@Luic1987]

Aye, same happens in the UK too, especially around xmas / new year time (it was a New Year's No1)

[@clash_king1025]

Glad that even though it wasn’t included in the list, you gave Eric cartman’s poker face cover the respect it deserves

[@ryotsirrom8354]

When did he do that?

[@keck4022]

@@ryotsirrom8354when he explained why it won’t be on the list

[@ryotsirrom8354]

@@keck4022 thanks

[@nalaterswa3038]

WE DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAAALES

[@BasicallyEdgy]

​@@ryotsirrom8354 bruh

[@JalebJay]

La Resistance is definitely a type of song where if you love musicals it hits so much better. Medleys of all of the stories intertwining just shows how well written all of the songs were throughout the show.

[@Autisticjesus]

As someone who has watched one full musical and been in 1 but none of the songs. Yeah you’re 100 percent right. Kind of gives you that feeling of everything coming together like you know the way the shoulders especially when you’re behind the scenes there is always so much and there’s a last minute thing and it all adds up all right

[@Silly915]

its my favourite as well

[@Kanyeleaks911]

shut up theatre nerd

[@KalyansNorpola-zw9lo]

Seriously!! La Resistance is my absolute favorite song in the whole musical movie and South Park in general! I love how all the characters singing there own part goes together in the end, it sounds really good. Especially the girl who sang as Gregory, her voice is really good. It’s honestly a great song in the movie and doesn’t get enough recognization.

[@danoshollanda2708]

Its a insane good song

[@TotallyNotAGrizzly]

Just in case anyone else thought they were going insane: Around the 18:25 mark you can hear a discord message ping in the video.

[@lebawsski]

at least 3 x this happens...

[@fab.912]

I'm so glad there's people out there who rate La Resistance as one of the best South Park songs. I love a lot of them, but the way parts from the other movie songs (which are already bangers by themselves) to form one song is honestly so impressive. It's a song I always go back and listen to

[@ridensroom6957]

In war, you're shat upon. Perfect line

[@fab.912]

@@ridensroom6957 Honestly, Gregory's last verse is amazing lol

[@namecomingsoon9517]

One of the greatest moments of south park was the anniversary concert where Matt sang “Lets Fighting Love” and pointed the mic to the crowd and everyone yelled “PROTECT MY BALLS!”

[@nootmare8527]

They understood what to do

[@spencershaw4419]

The “Crab People” chant is beyond S-Tier.

[@citlallyramirez3548]

Crab people, crab people, taste like crab 🦀 talk like people 🚶🏾

[@wombat4191]

The only reason it didn't make the list is that it's not a South Park song, it's Crab people song. Crab people themselves are way beyond South Park.

[@whoisezekiel2099]

CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE.

[@RockyGems]

The fact that Chocolate Salty Balls reached #1 in the UK is actually incredibly in-character, British radio absolutely loves playing silly stuff like that!

[@JDvb23]

If we talk about the meaning behind every song, la resistance has the most and arguably best meaning. La resistance is about fighting for what you believe until you die, considering the movie is about freedom of speech, parents passing blame, and other things wrong with many countries, it’s absolutely beautiful and holds up fantastically to this day

[@jakubl8917]

Put it Down is a 10/10 song

[@JoshieMadhatt]

Has been said a million times but Cartman's rap verse goes fucking HAARD

[@jakubl8917]

@@JoshieMadhatt ikr, genuinely such a banger verse

[@Coookiiiiiiee]

@@JoshieMadhattcertified hood classic

[@tyler.the.creep.2100]

@@JoshieMadhattthe only good part about that song

[@SageBerry01]

people are dying, the fault is our own..

[@Level3Lifestyle]

Fun fact- Brian Boitano still uses his Southpark version as his profile picture on Twitter

[@neko7606]

He has also done a skating routine to it 😂 Like, he's leaned all into his South Park fame.

[@imnotemoipromise7561]

la resistance is AMAZING. absolutely underrated, SO catchy and it really hits me in my musical theater obsession.

[@davidplace2849]

The young Terrence & Philip song "Chicken and Ham" will forever be my favourite. Cannot help but sing it at some point every day.

[@Nemi.Ginger]

I have a soft spot for Make Bullying Kill itself. The way Cartman jumps in, full on cross dressing and singing about his “vajayjay” never fails to crack me up

[@29jemo]

Fun fact about the main theme song. When first presented it was believed to be too slow to fit into the intro time-limit. They sped it up and used it. The ending is the main theme’s music at the original speed.

[@Camsvfx_]

I noticed on the intro in the earlier seasons during cartmans part it gets louder and more sped up but that might just be my streaming service lagging

[@Lesiu442]

Tbh its for the better. Original theme song is too cursed for me

[@mondo6163]

@@Lesiu442 the fan animations where the boys are held captive are great tho

[@thetrashcorner]

​@@mondo6163fr

[@CottonRamen]

Didn't Primus write it for them too?

[@SparrowNR]

Glad you rated Put It Down so well. It's an underrated song, and not for what it is alone... It's such a great way to weave the two main plots of that episode in a way that is both heartfelt and with a funny bait-and-switch. The curtain raising to the entire class in choir robes for the chorus is **chef's kiss**.

[@RNS_Aurelius]

This video was so nostalgic for me. I remember staying up way too late watching South Park on Comedy Central, downloading the songs on my first ever phone and showing it to my school friends. I haven't watched South Park in close to a decade but I'll never forget some of these songs.

[@Eddietheteddie]

Honestly, the hot topic song is good because of how hilarious it is as a parody of goth music. They are very on point

[@matthewbless3335]

Yeah, I felt it was *massively* underappreciated in this list. It's not completely iconic, but it's such an effective parody of Goth/Emo music that I'd put it a bit higher

[@sageisnotaplant99]

I was thinking the same thing

[@chiron540]

When I listened to the band Joy Division a while ago, it would remind me of the Hot Topic song. I think that's a sign of how accurate of a parody it is.

[@teacookieYT]

Same! I was excited when it first debuted because it was a catchy parody of my kind of subculture’s music. 🤣 The goth kids are my favorite anyway though, so I know I’m biased lol !

[@SnoopyReads]

Yeah, that is one of the catchiest and smartest songs lyrically South Park has ever done

[@Freakphone]

Personally, I think that Push/Feeling Good on a Wednesday is one of the best. It's unlike anything I've heard on the show, and the double meaning of "and now we push" being a call to action for solidarity but also just Randy writing all of his songs on the toilet is both great musically and absolutely hilarious. The wholesome yet nonsensical ending made this for me. Also, Butters dancing to it in his tutu is just perfect.

[@ElsanneJ]

Ditto

[@Mastershaley]

this !!!

[@heikkiheinonen6745]

Definitely S-tier song!

[@guillermoreyesamores1291]

where is it ranked?

[@liviwaslost]

@@guillermoreyesamores1291B tier

[@tylerseidel809]

I am SO happy to see your number one pick... the musicality of it is completely unmatched, and it wasn't even until years after hearing it that I found out what it was a parody of.

[@jamestoze4714]

Uncle F_____ not being S tier is a crime. That song is amazing.

[@imhaydenfn]

A one hour blooms video? On a Friday? What an amazing way to start the weekend!

[@thedudex2644]

I could not agree more.

[@user-nu4zg9xj3r]

and it’s homecoming

[@eldrifto_]

​@@user-nu4zg9xj3rI'm coming home again Do you think about me now and then? Do you think about me now and then? 'Cause I'm coming home again

[@jopun3691]

Is he reviewing stuff? He shall enjoy some buggers and cum.

[@reidtoons9344]

All Of The Movie Songs He Ranked 24:53 I Can Change 27:54 Hell Isn’t Good 34:40 Uncle F**ka 51:36 It’s Easy Mkay 57:26 I’m Super 1:01:09 Quiet Mountain Town 1:06:01 What Would Brian Boitano Do? 1:11:26 Blame Canada 1:14:52 Up There 1:17:07 Kyles Mom 1:18:19 La Resistance

[@Bloomser]

Uncle F*cka is in there at 34:40, I just forgot to narrate it lol

[@reidtoons9344]

@@Bloomser oh ok I’ll change my thing

[@Christoff070]

How does the imagination song go again

[@jonathonbenedetti4298]

​@@Christoff070it starts with Imaaginaation.

[@dolphinhispanic]

Funny enough, I can change is my favorite

[@KalyansNorpola-zw9lo]

I’m honestly really glad that you placed most of “South Park: bigger, longer, and uncut” songs pretty high. I don’t know why but most people put the songs way low on their list especially La Resistance. which kinda pisses me off cuz this movie musical thing has some of the best songs in South Park history and La Resistance is an absolute banger and is also my favorite. The songs in this movie are really catchy, like extremely. I will just randomly start singing them in my day-to-day life. I don’t get why people rank these songs so low, these songs are works of art. So thanks for placing the “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut” songs higher then mostly every person I know that has watched or listened the the movies soundtrack.

[@TheCatIndeed]

I was so happy to see La Resistance at #1. I’m a huge fan of musical theater, and my favorite song is always that epic third-act ensemble number before the climax. And along with One Day More from Les Mis and Tonight (Quintet) from West Side Story, La Resistance is my favorite example of it. It’s not only super funny, but also insanely epic and hard not to get swept up in. It just keeps building up, and by the end you completely forget what movie you’re watching.

[@suavewolf1994]

Completely missed the chance to have the death metal song "Get Me Off This Farm" with Stan's screaming lol

[@VivaSativaMusic]

It's a "cover" (sorta, they just added some lines from Butters over the original track) so it wouldn't count. Unfortunate too, that's a Top 5 South Park moment personally.

[@Killerkarpfen1990]

Absolutely agree. La Resistance is hilarious and genius at the same time. Up until that point the movie has three different plotlines. The children, the partents and hell. Right after the song the plot moves to the final location being the festival where all three plotlines converge, literally in a single location that doesn't change until the credits, taking all of the third-act. La Resistance is the ending of the second act. It visually combines all plots and does it musically, too, while being over the top and funny as hell.

[@ronnierocha42]

Dude, you left off one of the greatest songs on South Park!! Shelly, Shelly!!! Oh, and Brian Boitano is a real, Olympic figure skater from the 80's.

[@typhoonthunder]

The way every single song combines into one at the end of La Resistance… it’s pure ear-fucking magic

[@rapidkraken2638]

I don't want magic to fuck my ears

[@CrowRider1999]

Y’know, I think this list made me realize how much I like vocals clashing in songs. La Resistance is memorable for me because of how it gets the other central plots all together in one big mashup (plus Butters falling down with the flag is adorable). Dreidel does it too with all the vocals clashing together with Gerald professing his love for Courtney (lol). It even got me thinking of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto because near the end of it, all the stories about Bruno simultaneously come together in this chaotic sequence and it abruptly cuts when they all say “He’s here!” and it’s awesome how they do it! So…I guess I’m big on that sort of thing in music. Huh.

[@juliacondensada]

I recommend you the songs "Non Stop" from Hamilton, "96000" from In the Heights, "Happy Ending" from Twisted and "This Had Better Come To a Stop" from Falsettos! Both Hamilton and In The Heights were written by the same guy who wrote the Encanto soundtrack!

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

​@@juliacondensadaYESSSS I love This Had Better Come To A Stop

[@pureeye6401]

Minorities at my waterpark is so amazing and emotional. Its in my head at random times and then i stop what im doing and go listen to a south park playlist. My favs being gay fish, minorities, up ther ❤...good fking video Edit. OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT TO THE #1 SPOT AND IM FREAKING OUT!! I TOTALLY AGGREEE ITS SO UNDERRATED AND HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE MOVIE....sheesh...its still my favourite movie of all time..

[@doggishcat8309]

I think Wendy's audition song is actually a cover; I remember hearing a similar playground song when I was a kid, that had the exact same tune and theme of sounding like the lyric is about to be something profane. "Miss Lucy Had A Steamer" was how I learned it, but it apparently also goes by "Miss Suzy".

[@sassoatomico]

To me La Resistance just completely embodies why South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is amazing: it feels huge, it feels like it has a bigger scope than anything else the show ever did, it maintains the show's comedy and foundation, but it is also the beginning a climax to everything we just saw happening in the film. In that sense, I think just like the movie it could've been on average South Park quality and it would've been fine, but Matt and Trey managed to make it the biggest best South Park adventure we've ever got to this day, and no episode, no Paramount Special, no episode Trilogy comes even close to the greatness of the film.

[@LosersRus_2]

La resistance is clearly the best song and I’m glad you agree 😁

[@totally_not_putin]

Nah that opinion conflicts with mine so your opinion is objectively wrong lol

[@noahluvrr]

​@@totally_not_putinthen what's the best song in South Park?

[@Somefrickface]

When the worst of the worst is described as “nothing special,” you know you’ve got a next level discography

[@tcrain9]

Don't think I saw "Craig's Mom's Bush" on the list. But that one is catchy and funny

[@254zero]

I never realized just how many songs South Park has made over all the years. Definitely something I didn't appreciate enough. And watching this made me also realize that I must rewatch the movie, it's been too long.

[@jcurses]

I never thought of "Wendy's Audition" as a song, but that's very much down to associating it with my childhood and the similar songs we sang. It was a great bit when we were younged.

[@holybamboozler]

*There once was a farmer who lived on a rock*

[@XSlimSxadyX]

Gay Fish is my favorite South Park song lmao it’s just so good for no reason

[@travis_mke]

"Do What You Wanna Do" is criminally underrated here

[@LK-jg1go]

Definitely agree

[@opie4859]

As someone who loves musicals, and sings tenor, Gregory’s sustained high note over all other vocals singing their respective songs that all come together at the end of La Resistance gives me chills every time I hear it. This should have won a Tony, nevermind an Oscar

[@Brendo2386]

Yes this is an amazing track!

[@billie2498]

Put it down is genuinely one of my favorite songs of all time. It has been stuck in my head for years, and I’m not complaining. 10/10 song

[@cr0okedkami]

“Tomorrow night! our lives will change! Tomorrow night! we’ll be entertained” pops up into my head atleast 9 times a day. Can’t help but agree with La Resistance at the #1 spot

[@DrJones0801]

The part in La Resistance where the other children start singing with Gregory always gives me goosebumps.

[@Pennywise-nx4jz]

The tobacco song is gold tho let's be honest. I used to sing it all the time at work, especially on smoke breaks

[@254zero]

One of my favorites. "if I get cancer at 80 who cares, who wants to live to 90 anyways" always makes me laugh

[@KingZion187]

Not even in B tier

[@h3ck774]

@@KingZion187 def b tier tf outta here shits S

[@novapariah8135]

One of my favourites

[@ellaspain8443]

someone has probably said this but the reason the guitar riff in “i’ve got a ring on my finger” sounds so accurate is because it’s the same one used in the jonas brothers song “SOS”

[@DamianFloresRF]

RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S ON, WIKILEAKS AND LEMMYWINKS, RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...

[@Adog00]

Oh heck yeah a South Park song ranking?? I love this already and I haven’t watched yet

[@rundlet1658]

For the Dreidel song at 1:04:00, a better word to describe it would be a round, where each person sings a different part that first together in harmony. A good example is row your boat. A more modern approach would be something like Phish's Bouncing Around The Room Awesome video lol

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

102: Go Strong Woman 101: Burn Down Hot Topic 100: Work, Slut 99: Imagination Song 98: Worldwide Privacy Tour 97: Faith In Christ 96: Loo Loo Loo 95: Hippitus Hippotus 94: Super Fun Time 93: Turds 92: Witch Pursuit Thing 91: Stinky Britches 90: Bike Parade 89: Cheesy Poofs Jingle 88: Cafeteria Fraiche 87: No Place Like French 86: Canada On Strike 85: Jewlery Polka 84: The Girl I Like Part 1-3 83: Hell Isn’t Good 82: Cigarette’s All Hidey Lidey Day 81: Put That Heart to Work 80: Lets Fighting Love 79: Rebecca’s Song 78: Future Self N Me 77: Locked Up In Here 76: We Can Live Together 75: Princess Kenny 74: Now You’re A Man 73: Hey, People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids 72: Getting Gay With Kids 71: Princess Kenny 70: Chinpokomon Jingle 69: Poo Choo Train 68: Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld 67: I’ve Got A Ring On My Finger 66: You & Cthulhu 65: Living In the Future 64: A Lonely Jew On Christmas 63: Robot Friend 62: I’ve Got Something In My Front Pocket 61: The Prostitute Song 60: Hot Lava 59: Somalian Pirates We 58: Got To Have A Montage 57: The Ballad of Lemmiwinks 56: Circle of Poo 55: Where My Country Gone? 54: Unfulfilled 53: Taco Flavored Kisses 52: Sea People and Me 51: Waiting On A Woman 50: Why Can’t I Be Like All the Other Kids? 49: Fightin’ Round the World 48: I’m Super 47: Merry F**king Christmas 46: Lake Tardicaca Hula Gal 45: Vote or Die 44: I’m Gonna Make Love to You Woman 43: Simultaneous 42: A Chorus of Weiners 41: Ballad of Tweek and Craig 40: Make It Right 39: Work, Mexican, Work 38: I’m A Little Bit Country 37: Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo 36: Wendy’s Audition 35: My Girl Ain’t No Hobbit 34: California Love Parody (Homeless) 33: Its Easy, M’Kay 32: Its Christmastime In Hell 31: We Missed You Randy 30: Faith +1 Medley 29: Sexual Harrasment Panda 28: Fingerbang 27: Safe Space 26: Dreidel 25: I Love You Social Distancing 24: It’s Butters 23: What Would Brian Boitano Do? 22: Push 21: Shelly, Shelly 20: Uncle F***ka 19: Jackin’ It in San Diego 18: Joseph Smith 17: You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do 16: Quiet Mountain Town 15: Love Gravy 14: Jesus, Baby 13: Up There 12: Make Bullying Kill Itself 11: Theme Song 10: I Can Change 9: La Resistance 8: The Yelper Special 7: Give Life A Try 6: Minorities At My Water Park 5: Gay Fish 4: Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch 3: Blame Canada 2: Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls 1: Put It Down

[@F_N_Inquisitor]

To be specific, the Ballad of Lemmywinx is a parody of the animated Hobbit Movie from the 70s, the movie has a singing bard narrator with a voice that sounds EXACTLY like the vocals in Lemmywinx

[@miloyall]

When I first heard “the ring” I thought it was actually a Jonas brothers song. It captures that boyband energy so damn well that I thought against all odds the Jonas brothers genuinely gave them rights to that song.

[@nataliaborys1554]

My personal favourite is Put It Down, although I have to admit, the songs you put above it are also great, and certainly more iconic. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch sometimes unironically gets stuck in my head, it's very catchy

[@YoghurtOrYogurt]

WEEELLLLL...

[@KyleBroflovski247]

​@@YoghurtOrYogurtDON'T YOU DARE CARTMAN 👹👹

[@YoghurtOrYogurt]

@@KyleBroflovski247 WEEEEELLLLLL...

[@KyleBroflovski247]

@@YoghurtOrYogurt IM WARNING YOU

[@YoghurtOrYogurt]

@@KyleBroflovski247 Ok, ok...

[@hellraiser338]

La Resistance is such an underrated song. I always wandered why Blame Canada was nominated for an Oscar but La Resistance wasn't. I love these kind of awesome medleys that intertwine so well.

[@willcozine3795]

no song has ever been stuck in my head for a longer consecutive stretch than Let's Fighting Love

[@maybe8985]

These songs had NO business being this good.

[@miss80smoviesandmusic]

I hope Matt & Trey eventually release the entire Faith Plus 1 album!! Would make for a great Record Store Day surprise.

[@HoratioFitzbastard]

I need 'Body Of Christ' on 45 at least 😂

[@miss80smoviesandmusic]

@@HoratioFitzbastard that would be awesome! They have put a few out over the years. Did you hear the entire 25th anniversary concert is getting a vinyl release?

[@theembr7479]

I can’t believe someone feels the same way about La Resistance as I do. The most amazing song from South Park that I’ve ever personally listened too. Chills everytime.

[@HyperUserGoesHyperer]

Such a good list! Your top 5 is class! One of my favourite South Park songs is Through The Eyes of a Child from the credits of the movie, it’s so funny

[@MarthaRose92]

I am a huge fan of musicals so La Resistance hits just right for me. It’s clearly a Les Miz inspired song but I even get hints of West Side Story. Also my favorite kind of musical theatre songs are the songs where they take all the central plots and blend them together for a huge number.

[@jeffrowisdabest]

Same! I can't believe that song wasn't nominated, but Blame Canada was. But then again, there were 5 or 6 songs that could've made it.

[@gehdenagena669]

Just rewatched the movie and I forgot how good all the songs were, truly a masterpiece

[@iguessimwes890]

The Mormon song is an homage to a long monty python sketch from season 3 called Dennis Moore. Dennis Moore is a Robin Hood-esque character redistributing wealth from the rich to the poor. After each of his actions a choir slowly starts turning the Dum Dum Dums to describe him, coming to a conclusion when he’s finally switched to stealing from the poor since the previous poor has now become the wealthy. The music starts singing the reverse of ‘he steals from the poor, and gives to the rich… stupid bitch!’ In which Moore finally hears the choir describing his actions and realizing wealth redistribution is far more complex than initially thought. Its a classic bit that is unfortunately under-appreciated because its overshadowed by some of their other gags.

[@trevkivela9426]

Having jewelry polka so low is a crime

[@NareezyB]

I'm all for everyone having their own opinion, but I think "Shelly, Shelly" being rated so low is criminal...

[@Mastershaley]

gotta say i would i think push is one of the best songs the show has ever produced - i can’t count how many times i have unironically put it on when i’ve been listening to music. it’s a genuinely good song filled w lots of innuendo & double entendres about randy literally going to bathroom. plus them getting such an amazing musician like sia to do the vocals for lorde is so damn iconic.

[@lotussness]

Dude. It's 1am right now. Your long form videos are surprisingly good as background noise for homework. You plus Johnny 2 Cellos. Before watching this though, i looked in playlist for a playlist consisting of your southpark videos but didn't find one. I highly request you create one since it's really helpful incase I want to binge watch or something

[@danoshollanda2708]

You nailed the list almost complete great job🙌

[@nychthemeral]

The Jewelry Polka bit is so entertaining to me for no reason. It's so fun to pick apart the voices and just sing along and go insane by the end. The FBW characters got annoyed at my character for not choosing quick enough because I was singing

[@-ac-8296]

It's definitely S tier

[@ddelarosa96]

“Hippitous Hoppitous” is a parody of both catholic hymns *and* “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” I don’t know a ton of people my age (mid 20s) who knows Peter Cottontail so it was hilarious to me

[@tttc]

great video mate, hope it doesnt get taken down

[@Emanon...]

I completely agree about #1. It's simply a fantastic musical song that draws from and invokes so many great pieces, yet stand on its own.

[@miloyall]

What happened to the lemmiwinks battle song? I still get shivers to “run run the battles on, wiki leaks, lemmiwinks” it’s such a banger.

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Burn Down Hot Topic is underrated as hell because it’s a great parody of goth music

[@fionna_cool_girl]

I love that in the beginning even though you don't count covers, you acknowledge how good Cartman's cover of Poker Face is 😂 I sometimes listen to it in the car while driving because I actually prefer it over the original.

[@TballAllStar]

Cycle of poo is my #1, legit banger. Also, would love to see a list like this but ranking of all of the performances where they sang songs that exist IRL like "Love is a Battlefield" (s7e7) and "Heat of the Moment" (s5e13). Not sure how many of these they did but would be amazing to see them all together as I feel like they're all pretty hilarious yet somehow emotional when they happen.

[@justmeandmythoughts9839]

As a Mormon, the Mormon song will always be one of my absolute favorites

[@Never-zb1ez]

Yes La resistance definetly deserves the number 1 Spot. The medley is on point and to this day i still sing "Though you die, La resistance lives on" every time i see the word resistance written anywhere. I still prefer "Minorities in my water park" though, because it has hands down the best musical moment in Southpark. Cartmans delivery when he sings " and the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip-Line-ride". The genuine anguish in his voice when he sings about somthing this stupid kills me every single time.

[@Emanon...]

Bigger, Longer, Uncut is such an underrated musical. Glad Matt and Trey got their due as talented writers and musicians with "Book of Mormon".

[@richarddavis3980]

You forgot the song chef sung at the end of the season 3 episode succubus The one where Garrison at the end says never let poon tang come between you and your friends

[@Rosymaple]

FINALLY, someone recognizes the greatness of La Resistance!! It's been my favorite song from any musical since I first heard it!

[@joshuaruzeu9276]

Put it down, is criminally low. Top 5 at least

[@beastgirlsara]

Yessss. This is the song I sing constantly when I'm alone and no one can hear my horrid voice.

[@viettrinh2730]

Probably my favorite

[@mattglass9782]

Always love seeing the South Park content, and hearing some of your reasoning. I think from what I have experienced over the years there is a type of person that LOVES La Resistance, maybe it is theatre kids? hard to explain but I have known a few people that love it and I remember it being my least favorite song from the movie when I first saw it and that being true after hundreds of watches but it has grown on my over the decades. Some general thoughts I wrote down while watching: (Song was too low on the list) (Song was too high on list) -I've got a ring on my finger (76) -Work Mexican work (23) -Getting gay with kids (69) -Somalian Pirates We (27) -Push (66) -Unfulfilled (35) -Taco Flavored Kisses (63) -Christmas Time in hell (36) - Sexual Harassment Panda (59) -Poo Choo Train (41) -Vote or die (57) -Hot Lava (43) -Uncle Fucker (55) -You and Cthulhu (48) -A chorus of weiners (50) -Lake Tardicaca (52) -Its easy Mmkay (29) -Love Gravy (56) -Faith +1 Medley (28) -Why can't I be like the other kids (61) -Fingerbang (24) -Worldwide Privacy tour (64) Overall I think you just missed a few S tier songs, underrated some classics and favored some songs I rarely think about it or ever quote with friends. Once you got to the top 20 they were mostly all bangers. Okay that is enough of my comment that I spent way too much time on LOL

[@zardsire2012]

Super hot take: Gay fish>Heartless

[@trentterryfriends3934]

You forgot a few Wishing Tree by Mr. Jefferson Third Grade by Cartman No Substitute by The Chef Douche and Turd Trapped In The Closest (I'd say this fits in as more of a parody than a straight up cover) I don't know the name of the song but Kyle sang a very emotional Ballard for Castro to bring peace in Cuba

[@RilkeanKisses]

"Burning Down Hot Topic" is an homage to 80s goth music, think The Cure, and "Living in the Future" is a homage to 70s electronic music like Kraftwerk. Those rank high to me personally just due to the fact that they're fun renditions of more niche music genres. Also "La Resistance" is an amazing homage to Les Miserable's "One Day More" Especially with the overlapping vocals. Matt and Trey nail every genre they try!

[@namelessbeanie423]

I hate only watching your south park but I love your hot takes bro, still gained a sub lmao

[@goehoviewer]

there’s no way jewelry polka isn’t the best song you can’t change my mind on that😢😢

[@kaylee6159]

I had it stuck in my head and couldn't remember where it was even from it was driving me crazy

[@user-hi6tp1od2i]

I really liked how you talked about Kyle’s voice sounding soften and cuter in the older seasons.

[@stephjjb]

When the son starts singing in the circle of poo it's probably a reference to a criticism that was given to The Lion King at the time, that the person singing for Matthew Broderick who plays Simba sounds literally nothing like Matthew Broderick

[@Number1Christophefan]

I love the fact that when Christophe was dying he singed La resistance ❤

[@AverageJoeFitness]

Easily one of my favorite videos you’ve created. I can imagine how much research and effort went into making this. Thanks for taking me on a journey to reflect on how influential this show has been on my life & personality 😂 perfect was to start my morning!

[@James-ke4gq]

Dude I completely understand c tier doesn’t mean bad but burnin down hot topic is so fucking funny and legit a great homage to real goth music

[@doklatcake9394]

Where is Swiss colony beef log? The best Christmas song ever made.

[@paladestar9758]

Yeah, that one is great and there's some other bangers on the Christmas album too. It's just a shame that so many people have never heard them all as they could only fit about half of the songs from the album in the Christmas songs episode. So people need to (1) become aware that there were more songs recorded that just those that made it into the episode (and some of those in the episode have longer versions on the album too), (2) that they exist in an album, (3) then they need to seek it out, so most people don't know about them.

[@BlackCriticGuy]

Watching this video really took me back. It reminded me how much I loved South Park and how I miss it in my life. Thank you for this video Blooms :) One last thing tho........ HOW THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE OUT "CHRISTMAS TIME IS ONCE A YEAR!?!?!?!"

[@insaneclownpossum]

7:47 I always interpreted it as Matt and Trey writing anything into the script besides "witch hunt" because it's been said so many times, not as the dads just don't know the phrase. I thought it was a poking fun at pop culture moment but I could be wrong, it could be that literal.

[@stellab2707]

i can’t help but notice a lack of Ladder to Heaven… one of my faves for sure

[@DutchCoffee87]

where were yuuuuu

[@lcoyle1998]

9/11...