Every TF2 voiceline but only when they say "come"

It cost 10 hours to edit this video for 112 seconds.
Flavours:
0:00 Scout
0:10 Soldier
0:14 Pyro
0:15 Demoman
0:25 Heavy
1:00 Engineer
1:08 Medic
1:17 Sniper
1:33 Spy

[@eatpant4ever]

1 MILLION VIEWS!!! All of your brain-rotten comments really warms my heart, thank you so much! 🥳 I'm currently working on a L4D2 "come" compilation if any of you are interested. Keep on coming! 😎🥛

[@GalacticaTron]

Very cool

[@UnpaidInternNo.9472]

"I AM COOMING" -The Heavy TF2

[@ABallisticChair]

Would like to hear Francis says come

[@mike_the_destroyer]

somebody actually called it

[@m3c4nyku43]

You missed Merasmus' "I have come!"

[@SpinnyBoy]

“Cooming” - demoman

[@vonRubbentroph]

"oouh, come." -demoman

[@boneheadedfellow]

"why dontcha come on my face tough guy?" -scout

[@TheGenericUser]

“Y’all come-“ - Engineer

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

“I am full of come.” -Heavy

[@nuh_uh952]

"YOU FAT BALD COME" Sincerely Scout to Heavy

[@Echok2ller]

The fact that the medic laughs but it’s an actual voiceline is the funniest thing ever

[@valalphak]

*silent laugh* I cared, we going to *come*

[@Shifsabre]

​@ivanovvalentin8655 the actual line is "I can't, we're going to kill you!"

[@valalphak]

@@Shifsabre maybe you`re right, but i`ve heard exatcly this sentence. Or its really was redacted

[@eatpant4ever]

@@valalphak It's "I can't" like Shifsabre said. It's from Medic's "Looking for Merasmus" voicelines.

[@Neo2266.]

No pyro nor robots, ree

[@goodiebag1253]

1:31 "My come against your come" 💀

[@cockisinn]

WHAT THE F

[@RamiCrafy]

Gun fight

[@therealrailfangamingboi]

​@@RamiCrafycome fight 😂

[@HandsomeYoungSir]

1:32

[@3DFella]

Funfact, if male semen from one man comes into contact with another man’s semen, the sperm cells will actually fight eachother. Therefore that is indeed an accurate statement. Does that mean that all gay men have committed a war crime of utilizing child soldiers?

[@thenamestails7152]

1:12 "come come come come *Laughter*" Literally middle school humor.

[@theironycomedy6]

Hey, I'm a high school sophomore and me and my friend laugh at those jokes all the time.

[@thenamestails7152]

@@theironycomedy6 fair point. My friends also have this kind of humor. (Not me)

[@matt.w]

Hahaha I can't, we're going to *come* .

[@bentleybrabec]

The image of medic with the letter n on his giant ass forehead had me dying of laughter

[@AcedUpYT]

Now middle school humor is racist

[@stenacher]

Heavy has the most come lines, what a character

[@Kamradpierre1200]

Kham

[@syalis139]

Gta fat prostitute heavy mod

[@KozelPraiseGOELRO]

Cum doctor.

[@John-006]

Main character is the star

[@thegoldenplague-mask5438]

SANDVICH AND I ARE COMING- *OOAOOOGH*

[@scattykatty8568]

0:03 "why don't you come over my face" - scout

[@HighHonorArthurMorgan]

🤨

[@SolarSkylark1975]

Sus Scout

[@furiousmagician5912]

perhaps this shows the inherent homoeroticism of team fortress 2 come

[@j.n7442]

I'm sorry Scout but I won't

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@j.n7442 i will

[@CheeseYourself]

0:37 "YOU. COME." he didn't stutter

[@mqfii8992]

He didn't ask if you're gonna come. He DEMANDS that you're gonna come.

[@jupiter1289]

YES SIR! *unzips pants*

[@aMiyafuji]

Jesus christ I just made the most Demoman like burp while drunk during that... uh... help?

[@A1t3ra]

*cums to death*

[@terrarianender]

Most quotes: "Come" That one Sniper quote: "PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH"

[@BOMB-DROPER-1000]

0:50 "I am full of come"-TF2 Heavy

[@MineFan13]

"COMING, coming, COOOOMIIIING"

[@TarotVylan]

"YOU. *COME."*

[@mr.trololo9073]

"I'm coming doctor"

[@potato9539]

"we come like men*

[@jaredminh6965]

🤨

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

0:22 I like how Demo essentially sang to the tune of "Happy Birthday"

[@TheTommieGuy]

STOP IM GIGGLING AT THIS

[@eatpant4ever]

It wasn't even intentional. After editing the audio, I searched through my collection of TF2 pictures to add a fitting visual for each "come", but when I heard Demo's, I knew I had to go fetch some pictures of him celebrating. Let's say it was a happy accident.

[@egggod]

​@@eatpant4everepic

[@despair239]

how did you even notice this 💀

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

STOP

[@bentleybrabec]

1:05 engineer was straight up forcing us to come

[@filofaxing101]

i enjoyed it

[@lorenzoesposito6041]

Engineer JOI

[@Asdrapan]

​@@lorenzoesposito6041 I really could have gone my whole life without seeing those 2 words together... I am going to pour bleach on my eyes now

[@endorito]

@@lorenzoesposito6041☠️☠️

[@matthewstarygin]

0:51 I am full of COME - heavy

[@Oddity2994]

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

JAWOHL

[@Echok2ller]

The fact that the engineer says come but at a lower voice is so good

[@Shadicals]

It's because you can't really pronounce come at the end of the sentence...

[@dogjpg1993]

I know I need that slowed and reverbered

[@user-qt3ku7ge3k]

0:29

[@NuggetInc]

0:35 This clip perfectly fits the voice line

[@cheesegrill]

Fr

[@G_Matto_shorts]

Why did I not notice that

[@orealfrajola]

and this one 0:54

[@Reniibooo]

IM COMING IM COMING

[@Nightclawer-192]

Its im cu-

[@VoidHxnter]

When it got to heavy, memories of “GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR” flooded in.

[@BrainrotterL]

“I LOVE THIS MEDIC”

[@Fauniq]

"Jawohl."

[@user-tw2cw8dp3z]

@@Fauniq charge me

[@ohmeohmicah]

Flooded in?

[@perrytheplatygod1438]

0:30 sandvich and i are coming LOL

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

I guess that wasn't mayo ij sandwich after all

[@Lonely_user111]

​@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 what video is that on 0:30

[@BlueSea1903]

Pootis Engage​@@Lonely_user111

[@staanapb]

@@Lonely_user111pootis engage extreme

[@Floffieyeenboi]

1:00 this part had me laughing alot 💀

[@fedethegreat88]

Come now

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

the captions though

[@DA_BOIKING]

Commin

[@littlegoat713]

Hahaha! Come?

[@BlahBlahAnim]

Yall come?

[@thegamingcephalos9412]

Pyro doesn't need to say it. *He's always coming*

[@Pieslullaby]

*Oh no*

[@THEDR0NEZ0NE]

​@@Pieslullabyoh yes

[@rafa_bs3936]

Pyro always come back

[@VitaTheMerm]

What do you think is in that suit 🤔

[@Red_Biker_Dude]

​@@rafa_bs3936 purple team isn't in tf2

[@Super-Shafs]

Scout Come: 19 Scout Coming: 4 Soldier Come: 9 Soldier Coming: 2 Demoman Come: 12 Demoman Coming: 5 Heavy Come: 28 Heavy Coming: 12 Engineer Come: 13 Engineer Coming: 3 Medic Come: 9 Medic Coming: 4 Sniper Come: 17 Sniper Coming: 9 Spy Come: 15 Spy Coming: 6

[@Speedster428]

Thank you for counting them. Very useful

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

So Heavy has the longest amount of come and coming, with Spy coming in 2nd place

[@starryplatinum]

"heavy come"

[@sunflowerphoenix2635]

The whole video is just beautiful, but this Heavy part at 0:33 always gets me, such emotion to come 🥺😢

[@zzawer2620]

this comunity is going and going in the edge of insane 💀

[@gi-go8575]

Cumunity

[@NoreoeroN]

We did a cannonball off the edge long ago

[@gruccinishikino12]

edging

[@furiousmagician5912]

the comemunity is very strong! we love come, and we will not stop from some noncomer telling us we are lesser for our come analyses! i apologize if this comes off as rude, i am very passionate about this subject.

[@Whiskey-cr9dq]

This is what no updates does to a community

[@LukeMaster12-ITA]

1:19 that random "PUSH" friggin' killed me 💀

[@borbleborb4586]

CUM DOCTOR- CUM-CUM-CUM _PUUUUUSH_

[@JadeDaKat]

*POOOEEEEESSHHHHH!!*

[@TuctomMSM]

PUUUUUUOOOSH

[@DVNEngineer9071]

Spooky 666 likes😱

[@jaredminh6965]

Push

[@MSReliott]

1:13 i cant… You’re going to C O M E

[@TheWeirdlyenough]

Who touched sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY COME!?

[@plcinto4042]

"Hahaha! Look at your little baby C O M E!"

[@cihloun]

The subtitles are.... uh. FULL OF LORE

[@Dr4g0Npc]

Dear God....

[@cihloun]

@@Dr4g0Npc yeah

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@Dr4g0Npc There's more.

[@Dr4g0Npc]

@@UH-60_Blackhawk N O

[@Temmie665.9]

​@@Dr4g0Npc This is a bucket... In a bucket, with a bucket filled with buckets, for buckety Blu's bucket bucket, IN A BUCKET.

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

1:07 Engie's last voice line is terrifying tho 💀

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

*CuM now…* 👁 👁 👄

[@the-protogen-of-the-sky]

Kill now

[@PREPARETHYSELF.]

Come now

[@seronymus]

👀

[@DeletedTroll]

He isn't asking anymore

[@grimace9658]

Netflix-are you still watching Someone's daughter 0:33

[@the_mystery6901]

1:26 HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FELL FOR THIS PART-

[@nottfu]

Scout has the most passionate come. Soldier has the most formal come. Pyro has the most inaudible come, thus not included in this video. Demo has the most joyful come. Heavy is the loudest AND the longest comer. Engie's come starts from loud, then slowly transitioning to calm every each come. Medic is mostly excited to come. Sniper has the angriest come. While Spy's come starts loud at first, he slowly degrade to a more sinister come. kill me

[@eatpant4ever]

I really love your analysis. Thank you.

[@furiousmagician5912]

possibly the most insightful analysis ive seen! you are truly an expert in this topic. you understand the comes mentioned in this film. you are a come connoisseur! i do not use that term lightly, by the way. i wish you luck in future come analyses!

[@theducksarecoming]

later

[@blocksofwater4758]

why did i have to visualize all of that

[@gocommitneckcrackbone9412]

oh god

[@craigjonker7245]

0:04 scout literally said come on my face

[@Danevim]

B I G S L A P P Y

[@sootyquill]

i mean whatever he says amirite

[@Ilovetungstencubes]

freaky ahh

[@Filipino_boy1]

0:22 Is Like A Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

[@O.G.M.A]

Actually it’s more like the happy birthday song

[@Gojter]

0:12 best part

[@BaphometDraws28]

1:19 "COME PuuUUuuUsh" had me cry laughing and unable to breathe for a whole 30 seconds- my humor is dead.

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

Come is during, PuUuuuUuUsH is a couple months afterwords.

[@epicmangaming3841]

finally someone points this out

[@underheart7]

You're gonna kill me but- "COME" *9 months later* "PuuuUUuuuuUuush!"

[@flying_g0rilla69]

comcomcocmPUUUUSHHH

[@cockisinn]

@@underheart7 pregnant sniper confirmed

[@jrap5935]

0:32 it still haunts me...

[@elratgaming]

GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR

[@goodra5860]

I love this doctor!

[@plumdowner1941]

Medic! *YYYAAAAAAAA*

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@elratgaming Jawohl!

[@ianplusdev]

IMA FULLY CHARGE

[@Bidahad]

"Yea why wont you come over my face tough guy!" -Scout TF2

[@jupitereloroi79]

Mitch4ace: oh god Mitch4ace: dr sex is invincible Mitch4ace: we can’t stop him doctor sex: doctor sex

[@trollos]

"I am coming to Among Us pornography." - The Spy, Team Fortress 2

[@furiousmagician5912]

he does that all the time! ive seen it myself. i cannot describe the horrors this man views for pleasure. he even... COMES to it. oh well, come is come and i myself am i come connoisseur! perhaps we should not judge him by his among us comings, but by the come itself. more data must be found about it to make an accurate judgement. exciting! i cant wait to find out about spys come.

[@jordanboyd5587]

"Or pornography starring _your mother_ will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939]

This is the hardest ive ever laughed today thanks

[@rorycahoon99]

Relatable

[@Bocchi_the_Rocket]

0:21 this had me dying on the floor

[@vonmillardmanalastas7524]

Try 0:19

[@mattgroening8872]

It sounds like happy birthday

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

COOMING

[@bred_slice.69]

Me watching this video: ‘In terms of maturity, I have no maturity’

[@redacted451]

0:51 " I am full of come"

[@AmyGoo22]

1:47 has me dying

[@mika_mikaseverywhere]

as if i would get comed on a 3000$ suit.

[@IAmJac8794]

@@mika_mikaseverywhereas if i would get come on a $3000 suit

[@janzimon12]

Finally.. Com.

[@microwavedcaprisun9]

Yeah, of course you wouldn’t!

[@Felix-ve9hs]

Pyro is gone, but heavy has come a lot. I smell an ambush

[@kaden-sd6vb]

The backburner

[@frippy9473]

@@kaden-sd6vb 💀

[@sillygoober_1001]

@@kaden-sd6vbnaaahh bruh 💀💀💀💀💀

[@zackince8803]

The hot hand

[@mr.trololo9073]

Pyro didn't gone, he came already

[@tir0815]

1:13 When you ask the german his worst nightmare:

[@eatpant4ever]

It's the month. Good survival to y'all. Don't come.

[@jonesylemon4345]

Dude heavy is going to make me fail

[@redacted451]

I failed

[@Lolllollll]

0:27 IKEA BEAR. pause to see it.

[@-TPLT]

0:21 Demoman singing happy birthday... I'm so glad you caught that and included it in the captions, that's amazing.

[@redacted451]

It's my birthday so yeah

[@-TPLT]

@@redacted451 Happy birthday.

[@redacted451]

@@-TPLT it was on September 27

[@PufferSon-qf3ud]

@@redacted451HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! EDIT: come

[@RM_Head]

I was trying to not laugh but 1:11 and 1:15 almost got me

[@Ectta]

the progression of demo's "coming! COMING! COOMING!!" absolutely took me out

[@eatpant4ever]

Folks. The TF2 summer update has come.

[@jat1726]

very nice time to come

[@ordev3608]

🎉

[@autismusprimus]

hope everyone will come

[@officialvalentino]

YIPPY!!!!

[@RupertAndCheese]

The TF2 cummer update*

[@OLucasMartinsLegal]

1:41 why the seduce me gif synced so well 💀

[@lack_o_black]

"Russian tooth fairy is coming" - - Heavy weapons guy tf2

[@mr.ketchup1953]

00:21 it sounds like the "happy birthday" song Edit: I don't know if that was already there, but now i see that there are subtitles, and in that part it says "Demoman sings you Happy birthday" Thanks for the heart by the way :)

[@attack54]

This is pretty great I can really feel the words coming inside me

[@teqhchaser]

cornball

[@lenship2]

god i wish that were me

[@NanoBotSigma]

true

[@G_Matto_shorts]

What the fuck are these replies

[@sammmycrashbro8971]

💀💀💀

[@tf2-medicarchimedes]

0:35 This is a Abatakum moment

[@cockisinn]

I readed "Ambatukam" as "Australia" and now I feel stupid

[@Jankomax_YT2]

Love how the subtitles show the script for meet the team

[@gibbings5534]

This video isnt even 2 minutes yet it feels like 5

[@IAmSkystrike]

The engineer getting more demanding with the variations of “come NOW” is hilariously terrifying

[@mthzb]

He can't please his woman

[@Loujieee]

He demands coming. Immediately.

[@Kyumifun]

​@@mthzbor she can't please him

[@Rat4763]

1:47 this is goodest part

[@demoman5864]

0:08 this sounds like the start to that “trololololol” song

[@pappapoa]

“COME you snotty little nance.” FUTFUTCTJC TEJHEHE PLEASE IM IN CHURCH 🥺🥺🥺 1:30

[@urine_gaming]

Heavy came the most...

[@Dreinack]

as expected from such a big man

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

big man= big balls = nut

[@furiousmagician5912]

he can store and produce large volumes! but remember, *"quality over quantity!"* but whos to say his is low quality? perhaps it is very high grade and he has mastered his production! heavy is a very skilled man, i say.

[@NickyYey]

2nd place for spy

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

I mean, as he once said: “Making this much COME ain’t easy. Just let me COME already, guys!”

[@onethatobjects4960]

1:41 underrated

[@eatpant4ever]

You really enjoy lawyers.

[@communisthitler666]

​@@eatpant4eversoldier main?

[@pencilsandpizza]

The fact medic laughs because he can’t take take saying it is so funny

[@Damian_1989]

I like how the subtitles are actually a transcript of every merc's "meet the" video

[@LowTierDustSans]

*PUSH!!!!!* 1:20

[@FearTheRaven198]

1:19

[@ApterTheRaptor]

Heavy is our facial cream factory

[@eatpant4ever]

I love your comment.

[@SpikeyEnigma]

6...Months later?? aight

[@swagdudearcidon]

i appreciate the effort you put into the captions, especially the end.

[@Oliver98462]

0:43 *RUSSIAN TOOTH FAIRY*

[@Raiden_BSW321]

Has coem

[@therealrailfangamingboi]

**giant red F falls out of nowhere**

[@IHATEGARRETT2659]

COMIIIIII

[@krychur4956]

@@IHATEGARRETT2659 COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!

[@PunisherPL]

0:08 Scout looks like he's about to put new forgis on the jeep

[@ghazt461]

Cuz he’s ballin

[@HandsomeYoungSir]

Or maybe he might be trapping into the bloody bottoms that’s underneath

[@redacted451]

0:04 AYO

[@lunaticlizzie4525]

The amount of effort you clearly put into the visuals syncing is insane

[@DasMxD]

Everyone is coming

[@HalalKaibaLegacy]

Pyro is innocent (or is he?)

[@T29Heavy]

Looks like Das has come back

[@hadalpelagic-zone]

- ‌Me‌ ‌e‌x‌p‌l‌a‌‌in‌i‌n‌g‌‌ a‌n‌‌‌‌ ‌o‌r‌gy‌‌

[@sub_doessomethingofficial]

Dasmxd??? Wut r u doing here?!

[@kenshirosponcho]

What 6 years without any major update does to a community

[@BlackSquareOriginal]

Heavy wins for saying "Come & Coming" for 35 seconds 🏅🏆🥇

[@Kick-The-P.A.]

Thanks yt for recommending me this after I watched emesis blue.

[@mavdivesintochives]

Props to whoever did the captions lmaoo, it enhances the come flavours delightfully

[@eatpant4ever]

You're welcome.

[@lenship2]

i love the flavour of come

[@T0moko2001]

1:43 the disco fever killed me lmao

[@DjaloshiNgaGjilani]

1:09 cursed asf

[@Ur_local_bunny]

1:43 "come you imbecile" I'm dying of laughter💀💀💀

[@chilidog2469]

I almost choked myself laughing from how caught off guard i was when sniper just yelled “PUSH!”

[@jeremythescout]

1:34 This specific image makes me feel threatened

[@eatpant4ever]

Would you like to be breast-fed by your dad, Scout?

[@anomaloussufferer]

@@eatpant4ever es

[@anomaloussufferer]

@@eatpant4ever yes

[@cringe805]

Imagine you would get this by killing a scout with the knife when you're affected by scout's coom jar

[@Unknowntrashcan]

🦧💶

[@thenamestails7152]

Bro wrote entire TF2 script in captions 💀💀 props

[@catattack885]

I expected no less than perfection from the TF2 community and i'm glad to say... They have not disappointed yet.

[@astrolo8837]

THE CAPTIONS IS LITERALLY JUST EVERY MEET THE EPISODE (for people who say the word)

[@diamondking3785]

0:52 - Heavy knows how to do a "Avalanche" If you know, you know.

[@qt_qt_qt]

0:38 WHY DID IT SOUND LIKE FREDDY FAZBAR

[@PRINCESSTYCOON1]

" SANDVICH AND I ARE COMING"

[@gildedshieldproductions6901]

The tf2 community never ceases to amaze me

[@widecat1404]

Medics are actually scary

[@SCA_AGENT_001]

“Come like men.” I swear I just heard that from Heavy.

[@MaiteLemonGacha]

1:27 this made me falling in love with sniper

[@Kazr0354]

1:14 is to damn funny

[@krekpodzol4069]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter: 0:33

[@ryszardgryszard5539]

"i need a roommate" -soldier

[@EpikMemer69]

0:23 "Oh, COME"

[@dokomni]

0:21 ayy my birthday was yesterday! thanks, demo! :)

[@harplezz]

1:14 *laugh* I CAN'T *calm down* We going to COME!

[@dendrewmendoza5555]

i love how the captions are just the entire meet the team script that changes to the classes that are on screen

[@perrytheplatygod1085]

0:30 Sandvich and I are coming