meet team

for those who lack an attention span (turn on the captions they're fun i promise :) )
oh also if you were wondering why it's 18+ all of a sudden, youtube deemed this to be too gory for kids (despite the original "meet the" videos still being unrestricted lmao)

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

"Fire cartidges. Cost dollars" This is going to affect the economy

[@TH3_N]

yes it is

[@TheAussieREX]

Facts!

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

0:03

[@marabethobrien6157]

Smart bullet

[@NoelistAvenger]

Damn Russians affecting the economy

[@TheNoobInBattle]

Weighs kilograms Fires cartridges Costs dollars

[@thatprotogen2456]

Perfect

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Straight to the point

[@chikenstev5601]

Hotel? Trivago

[@ConnorTheDestroyer]

yes

[@ZoofyZoof]

@@chikenstev5601 this is one of the worst jokes ever made in history

[@Therealcooliuscaesar]

Heavy - “You sure this work?” Medic - “No”

[@BrickObject]

"patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again. Anyway... i lost medical license" -medick

[@jamesdanon663]

"NO filthy birds. now most hearts couldn't stand voltage" -medic

[@Alpacamanthegoat]

What noise Progres

[@melon_glitch_worker]

What a table turns! Quickfix doesnt grant invulnerability

[@johnmmmmmm]

nahhh want his team to lose 😭😭😭

[@YazzyTheRogue]

"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt" words to live by

[@badthej]

I'm nature!

[@huh426]

@@badthejIf you from where I from, you dead!

[@toast4681]

@@huh426WOO!-

[@BrickObject]

He fu** us -spy

[@El-Negrito-xD]

​@@toast4681 Boom (sniper)

[@Thornskade]

"Bad Demo wouldn't be here" had me in tears

[@bukachell]

EEEEAAAAGHHHH

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

0:47

[@OlaftheGreat]

I almost commented the same thing before I read yours

[@NOVAISD3AD]

"Smart- bullet - *WAAAAA-* "

[@eaten_toaster]

SAME

[@phobixthething5692]

1:41 “Parents? Not care.” Absolute perfection

[@foodaah]

"feelings? Golf trophy."

[@hxyri]

“professionals? standards”

[@DaRobust1984]

​@@hxyri Hotel? 2fort

[@Joker_Kirby]

​@@hxyri "polite, efficient, kill everyone."

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

@@Joker_Kirby “dad, on phone.”

[@BaraAlshaer]

2:12 ''Ahem, men'' I agree with spy on that

[@T128Productions]

2:14

[@swirlymaximumgaming3033]

Spoi: Briefcase safe? Soldgia: Safe. Spoi: Tell me, anyone kil spy?

[@ENDLESSRIOT]

@@swirlymaximumgaming3033no? Problem

[@Joe14876]

"Dont be from boston that shit kills you" -Scout

[@judet2992]

Can confirm😂

[@Anarqism]

"grass, birds, sun, I hurt" I like how this implies he hurts the grass, the bird and the sun

[@dogzilla359]

He’s nature

[@nepi7847]

if you from where he form you dead

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

1:23

[@The_whales]

Eats sandwich and refuse to elaborate further

[@mcmoonball]

That, or he happens to be hurting while speaking of the sun, grass, and trees.

[@GamingWheezer222]

“Awake?” “No.” “Hold rib.” (PAIN)

[@orang63]

Don't be baby

[@TtheWhimsical]

" Now? *Medicine.* "

[@emtee7138]

"Medi-" *kablooey*

[@_GhostMiner]

Average among us chat room

[@Bazookadud]

It was 420 likes earlier

[@cidredwood6170]

At 3:33 Medic healing Demo inspires Scout so much he grew his teeth back

[@eggsYT]

1:23 “grass, birds, sun, I hurt, nature” how straight forward scout.

[@BURNERFUNACE]

"if u from, where im from? you ded..."

[@Markzin3]

​@@BURNERFUNACEWOOOO-

[@ScarletPoliceOfficerMidnight]

@@BURNERFUNACEWOO!

[@cubinel]

@@ScarletPoliceOfficerMidnight *boom*

[@ClaytorYurnero]

When I have only a few precious minutes to learn TF2 merc lore.

[@SparkyCas]

and it's hilarious, even in the most shortened way.

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Best part is, you can still get a decent idea of their personalities, even with the videos cut apart like they are.

[@thefireph0enix]

You only have 5 mins left to live...

[@Jeff4theRaid]

@@thefireph0enix we only have five minutes left live!

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@Jeff4theRaid Sucks for you

[@grunner7557]

Funny how Soldier is the one with the most coherent sentence. "Sum Tsu knows more than you. He invented it, and perfected it."

[@evangonzalez7732]

Yeah. He invented being smarter than you, and perfected being smarter than you.

[@waandeo7839]

Ten seconds later "then farm"

[@thatredsunburst]

"Then 2 of every animal on boat beat everyone"

[@thewoodpeckers655]

I wonder what Subtract Tsu said. 🤔

[@Jack_Woods]

Unless Farm

[@blobthecloud7]

"How stop new behind? Answer? Gun Don't work? More gun." Now THIS is poethical.

[@Figorewoo]

He really did solve practical

[@averagemaxwellenjoyer]

"Grass, Birds, Sun, I hurt." "ｂｏｉｎｋ" "i'm nature" "ｂｏｎｋ" "you from where i'm from, you ded" - scout tf2

[@lolliii5477]

WOOO

[@AverageScoutMain-69420]

bros a force-a-nature 💀

[@user-iu8lh4gt3d]

Scout is no longer of force of nature, he is nature

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

“Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.” THE ENGINEER HAS SOLVED ENGLISH

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

0:33

[@fnln3011]

engineer credit team

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

"How stop new behind?" Dell Engineer Tee for 2

[@thedugdugman45]

practical man all

[@gotenksta]

I thought he said "So practical!"

[@XPalidocious]

3:36 “Doctor, you sure this work?” “Haha! No.” i’m dying

[@micahscott3895]

You forgot the aaah

[@115ive]

LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@skylovescars69420]

…Like the guys on the blue team

[@Abrothers12]

AA

[@doomeddog5589]

i mean i shouldnt work medic is using the quick fix

[@jendouglas9781]

"What noise?" "Progress" Truly inspirational

[@Hydrant749]

i love how the engineer is mostly the same as the original, because he says like 30 words in his whole meet the video

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"Weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars." Every word, true.

[@nightmareiron4414]

What good demoman? BAD DEMOMAN WOULDN'T BE HERE!

[@MrDawid06]

​@@nightmareiron4414 Also true

[@101jir]

Honestly, could have used that in the original and it would have been in character.

[@highsoldier420]

As always Heavy is honest

[@wubbinz]

its the stock, it doesnt cost anything, heavy is lying

[@CantStopTheA-TrainBaby]

"Smart boolet." "Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Best lines.

[@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420]

"One wire" "One Pitch of Potassium Chloride." "One Twitch" "CABLOWEE!"

[@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420]

"Feelings" "Golf Trophy!"

[@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420]

"Ahem." "Men."

[@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420]

"That good." "Awake?" "No." "AUGHASDH"

[@fireindahole69]

anytime animals together ZOO, UNLESS FARM!

[@deeforeseen6302]

2:25 "You president of fanclub?" "No." "YOUR MOTHER." *OMINOUS MUSIC*

[@jaxmajor8195]

EI-

[@Barmsluha]

What the?

[@johnthefool8462]

"Weight kilograms" "Fire cartridges" "Cost dollars" "HA"

[@raven_m0rt833]

WHO TOUCH GUN

[@Jorgethefugnkingrape]

ppl outsmart me

[@Jorgethefugnkingrape]

maybe

[@Jorgethefugnkingrape]

*sniff* Smart boolet ÆÆÆÆÁÆĀÆÆ-

[@Jorgethefugnkingrape]

*Pyro dies* *Demo dies* POW *Heavy dies*

[@lukasrainbow8275]

Two things i love about it: 1) You can still understand the context 2) Subtitles

[@APS1350]

Just made me rewatch the whole thing with the subtitles on and it was so worth it

[@Kakartl]

2 thing 1) You 2) Sub

[@yoshifan2334]

“Medicine >:)”

[@juaniumn]

​@@Kakartl 2 Y S

[@Bruno_Noobador]

From the heavy one, the only thing you know is that the gun weighs kilograms, fires cartridges and costs dollars

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

I think it's funny that Engineer's dialog is still 90% comprehensible.

[@maybe-ef4ch]

he's a very concise individual

[@Stusheep]

He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems

[@memor22]

He isn’t here to do philosophy, he’s an engineer, straight to the point is his job

[@drcoomerclone3]

How Stop new Behind

[@Pr01sh]

"The answer? Gun. Don't work? *More* gun."

[@mistymeadow125]

0:38 "awnser gun, don't work? More gun" wise words engi

[@CK_YTPs]

3:54 "I ain't talkin' about freak." best part lol

[@gamingmoth4542]

1:45 I like how Sniper made an analogy… “Feelings: Golf Trophy :: Professionals: Standards”

[@JosephStalinManOfSteel]

Everyone is straight to the point

[@gamingmoth4542]

@@JosephStalinManOfSteel but Sniper made it like an analogy. Blank is to blank, while blank is to blank.

[@bogusbapkins]

ME? GERMAN PRECISION! YOU? WINDMILL!

[@theunfunnyjokester]

Lmaooo

[@lamxdblessed3383]

​@@bogusbapkins AAAAAA ATTACKEEEER

[@officersoulknight6321]

"People outsmart me. Maybe... Smart Bullet!" *promptly begins shooting* -heavy

[@OnedeC529]

I love soul knight

[@benjithaxx5451]

0:14 "Sun Tzu Knows more than you, he invented it"

[@some_donkus34]

NO BEST HIM IN RING OF HONOR

[@AverageScoutMain-69420]

HE INVENTED KNOWING?!?!?!

[@scp-079_moment]

@@AverageScoutMain-69420😨😨😨😱😱😨😨😨😱😨😨

[@SharpForceTrauma]

​@@AverageScoutMain-69420 yes

[@justanotherboringaccountin832]

Heavy: Awake? Medic: No :) Medic: Hold rib. Heavy: AAAAUA-

[@sorachatrukasuwan285]

Heavy:DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK medic: "HEHE NO"

[@orangelake2268]

*oobercharged Hoovy*

[@PsychoticGirl2023]

@@orangelake2268 Boooletproof!

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

3:36

[@The_whales]

*insert total massacre here*

[@lostriv09]

​@@The_whales Oh man, this hurts.

[@CIaayer]

Heavy: "Doctor! You sure this work?" Medic: "haha NO"

[@Bobsupp]

BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TadBitShroomy]

"AAAAAAAAA-"

[@ClaireTheSaltyHypocrite2309]

Best line

[@I_AM_SMUGGY]

BOOLETPROOOF

[@kurotonickky]

Oh man, this hurt

[@BROMALGAMATE8011]

0:38 "How stop new behind?" Engie's out here asking the real questions

[@themediberd8391]

"Im engineer, i solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical." "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here!" Genious. Both of 'em perfectly summed up and well explained.

[@Dr.hashbrown]

Heavy: "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE WORK?" Medic: No. Heavy: AHHHHHH...

[@russiajopa4555]

Heavy: oh yeah, harder...

[@charlescalvin9503]

**B O O L E T P R O O F !**

[@joninhasq]

​@@russiajopa4555💀

[@its_weird0]

1:44 "Feelings?" "Golf trophy." Very accurate and meaningful quote that says alot about our society.

[@Mordecai02]

"Professionals?" "Standards."

[@aro-xv9eg]

​@@Mordecai02 1. Polite 2. Efficient 3. *_Kill Everyone_*

[@neonal18]

@@Mordecai02 "Hotel?" "Trivago."

[@coolioman9073]

no@@neonal18

[@majoras_swag2]

yes >:) @@coolioman9073

[@ChargedBonsai98]

"Now, medicine" - Medic, tf2

[@TF2Soldier756]

Alternative title for this video: Meet the team but 90% of each merc’s grammar are Cavemen

[@exi_m7074]

3:36 I’ll admit the “HAHA NO!” Makes this MUCH funnier

[@OrangezTheCool]

I'm deeeaaaad

[@capeluigigaming4348]

nice 69

[@Leopard1602]

LOL🤣🤣🤣

[@jujitsu8238]

Definitely the best part of the video lol

[@yukole6245]

Ytp energy

[@sin-t]

“Patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again!” The Medic’s lore in a nutshell

[@AstroVanilla]

Me explaining medic but I'm in a hurry

[@GameZilla_The_Real]

Hold rib :)

[@gunteraffeldagen2803]

AHHHHH

[@matvejkopyl6347]

Haha, no!

[@lolliii5477]

DOCTOR! Sure this work? HAHA, *N̷̛͚̪͕͓̰ ̴̲͓̹̣̞̝̗̮͔̿͜Ȍ̷̡̢̭̹̳͚*

[@I_Produce_Nuclear_Bombs]

-Awake? -No. Hold Rib. -AUGHHH!

[@Dilmi.AOUKLI]

"Feelings? Gold trophy." _The Sniper_

[@hadleybates6153]

2:22 "You kill them, not me" basically summarises the whole meet the spy trailer

[@lolliii5477]

blu spy: *dies anyways*

[@BadMicBlitz]

or just tf2 in general

[@Trafficallity]

You kill enemy, not team

[@EngineerJohn883]

Lmao he literally just hands him the knife saying that

[@MikeTheWarGeneral]

“Sniper good. No go hungry” He said that like a caveman

[@foodaah]

an Australian caveman

[@drakerose3789]

​@@foodaahso just an Australian

[@art_30]

​@@drakerose3789dont u think thats offensive.

[@alexandersergal]

"any time animals together zoo! Unless farm!" - soldr

[@AstroSpecsOfficial]

“Listening? ‘Kay. Grass, birds, sun, hurt people. I’m nature.” - The Scout, probably

[@PopcornBunni]

The start of the Spy short is great. "Spy, In base" "SPY IN BASE?" "Protect Briefcase." "PROTECT BRIEFCASE" "Briefcase, safe?" "Safe."

[@UrLocalToast]

"Ahem m e n"

[@arandomcommenter412]

“Tell me, anybody kill spy? No? Problem.”

[@andermousecheese5609]

"Big problem. I kill spy. Scumbags, like you! Ouc-"

[@vonkirkmacrob8814]

Big problem

[@TheEureCritEffect]

2:05 SPY IN BASE?! featuring heavy eating sandvich

[@raynbow3000]

"No. Your mother." My favorite line.

[@LordFawful-se9fk]

I like how majority of lines still makes the same sense as in the original but just more straightforward

[@Florzthegay]

3:00 “Skeleton. Missing. Doctor was never again”

[@pacifistichuman82649]

HA HA

[@sgregory0753]

TF2 but everyone is short on time, so they speak in short sentences:

[@Jackfromshack]

TF2 for tiktok generation

[@skipmanghondarg]

but mercs got 3 days to live

[@g.felmioktar2051]

They hve a match

[@wrymhole]

"Feelings? Golf trophy. Profesionals? Standards." Wise words sniper

[@X_mezo_X]

"Polite, Efficient, Kill everyone"

[@ratewcropolix]

hote- *gets shot*

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@ratewcropolix]

@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 see its like the joke i made but less funny

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

@@ratewcropolix I didn't see your comment at first XD

[@HoHoGamings]

"Meet the team but straight to the point"

[@Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--]

tf2 but they all were dropped on their heads as children

[@crash2262]

"You killed them, not me" is actually a solid line

[@CaekGuy]

u kill not me

[@big_sea]

yes

[@rabidclubgaming790]

Tf2 in a nutshell

[@braedenmclean5304]

No, *Your mother*

[@the_mothdegenerate973]

serves both as Blu Spy differentiating himself from the other spies and also as subtle foreshadowing to Scout being a Spy himself

[@PootisMayo]

“If victory, then fight.” - Soldier, 2023

[@gabrielp8660]

Sounds like a programming sentence

[@PootisMayo]

@@gabrielp8660 it kinda does

[@xdarin_]

{ if fight.result === victory: fight("enemy") }

[@KC_Garcia]

​@@xdarin_ perfect.

[@niko5008]

​@@gabrielp8660if victory then fight("blue_team") end

[@somethingidk3416]

0:00 hev 0:10 soder 0:31 enger 0:46 dem 1:09 sot 1:30 sni 1:51 savic 2:05 sy 2:57 med 3:50 pyo

[@goodra5860]

0:42 he sounds like a toddler showing his mom his brand new creation of artwork to hang up on the fridge also, explosion jumpscare warning

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." One of the most inspirational Scout quotes I've ever heard

[@invurret9533]

"Sun tzu said that!"

[@Kuriboh1008]

"I'm nature."

[@yutigamer]

"I hurt nature"

[@Iyco.]

You from where i from you're dead!

[@jetconnordude]

“basically big deal”

[@james_appreciates]

I just realized this is the entire Meet the Team series simplified to Heavy’s level of straightforwardness

[@OnedeC529]

😮

[@dominicdurkacs8321]

I mean he has a degree in literature, what do you expect?

[@Jo.Sa.Morales]

​@@dominicdurkacs8321Russian literature, he's not very good in terms of English.

[@Some.gamer116]

@@Jo.Sa.Morales A degree in literature is a degree in literature

[@basically_boring]

@@Some.gamer116 a degree in russian literature is a degree in russian literature

[@HUBWORLDNULL]

Alternate title: Meet The Team but everyone gets straight to the point and it’s fvcking hilarious

[@lolliii5477]

it's more "Meet the Team minimalised", hence name

[@theoretical_chaos7712]

ive been watching too much tf2 gameplay because i watched this and laughed so hard i cried. especially after turning on subtitles.

[@grilledspy]

"Polite. Efficient. Kill everyone." Straight to the point lmao

[@bobmcguffin5706]

It’s polite and efficient m

[@frutigeraeroisthegoat]

"what now?" "now, medicine" beautiful

[@absolarix]

I love how Soldiers still made perfect sense, he just at twice as many crayons LOL

[@user-tv3fw5xl6f]

1:26 "If you from where I from? You dead." Inspiring words from scout

[@EvoSwatch]

0:47 "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Truly inspirational demoman.

[@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682]

BEEEEEEEEHH

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

He just lost his white twin brother

[@triPixel]

1:02 "!$&+*" Very inspirational

[@ImJustNes]

Dont forget "EEEEEEAAAAGHHHHH"

[@Mr.Knight_guard1st]

@@triPixelim a cylops😢

[@briandavidgilbertclips7223]

The attention to detail that Meet the Heavy takes exactly 12 seconds is staggering

[@jakey6274]

It's actually even shorter at 11 seconds

[@mohammedmushtaq9151]

"Weighs kilograms" "Fire cartridges" "Cost dollars" 0:3

[@wisebintroll]

Why is that detail

[@HueManatee]

@@wisebintrollit costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

[@wisebintroll]

@@HueManatee oh

[@dr.ham101]

10/10 masterpiece amazing lines such as "unless farm", "grass birds sun i hurt", and "golf trophy" I'd recommend this to anyone who has background context to first person shooters but not even that is needed to enjoy this story tied together with surgical precision

[@Jayden-um7td]

"Feelings? Golf trophy." -Sniper tf2

[@Joe_Real]

"Meet team" Duration 4:18 Transcript: Meet the heavy titlecard plays I heavy weapon Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars HAH WHO TOUCH GUN? people outsmart me maybe *sniff* Smart bullet AAAAAAAAA *outro plays* A *Bang* *bang* POW *Bang* *Meet the Soldier titlecard plays* If Victory then fight! Sun tzu knows more than you He invented It and perfected it No best him in ring of honour AAAAAAAA *shotgun firing* Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one *rocket jumping* *CLANG* hehehe Then everytime animals together ZOO! *Outro plays* UNLESS FARM! *Meet the engineer titlecard plays* Hey I'm engineer! I solve problem Not philosophy Solve Practical. *drinks* How stop new behind? Answer gun. Dont work? more gun. This built by me you hope not pointed at you! *outro plays* *Meet the demoman titlecard plays* What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE. AYEEEEEEEEE One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH Aye, I'm cyclops ■■■■■■■■■ So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR There gonna glue you in Hell! *outro plays* *scout gets hit by a fuckin train* *Meet the scout titlecard plays* Uhm, where to start? Do you know who your talkin' to? Yo- Any idea who I am? AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA Basically big deal. AAAAAAAAA Beautiful. AAAA Listening? k Grass, birds, sun I hurt BOINK Im nature BONK If You from where I'm from you dead! WOOOO- *outro plays* boom *Meet the Sniper titlecard plays* Sniping good Challenging Outdoors Guarantee not hungry End of day someone wants someone dead. Not a crazed gunman assasin. Difference? One job other sickness Parents? Not care Saw me? Yes! Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y Professionals? standards Polite Efficient Kill everyone. *outro plays* Dad! Mum phone. *f r i d g e* *Meet the sandvich titlecard plays* There he is! Stop that is order! He's getting away! DO NOT Dont- DO NOT *heavy picks up sandvich* Oh hell- Now just calm down here you.... OH MY GOD AHAHAHAH HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?! AAAAAAAAH *outro plays* nom Spy in base! Spy in base?! Protect briefcase! Protect briefcase! Yo a little help? 1 Uhh INCOMII- Still here! *ahem* men. *Meet the spy titlecard plays* Briefcase safe? Safe Tell me, anyone kill spy? No? problem. Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow.. You kill them not me Nothing like man In building! You president of fanclub? No, your mother! Now he fuck us! Listen or porn be second worst thing. Spy already breach defenses Sentry! See colleagues! ehhh GYAH AAAAAAAA And worst could be one of us.... aUs Ouugh Could be you, me even- *shotgun firing* It obvious he spy! Watch he'll turn red. See no that's blood. Still problem? Big problem. Find spy. Behind you. *outro plays* *french* Move! WOAH WHO THE- medic. *Meet the medic titlecard plays* Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again. HAH HAH Anyway i lost medi licence. NO filthy bird. Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage. But i- *wet pop* What noise? Progress. Perfect. Kill- later Go. Come on... *maniacal laughter* That good. Awake? No. Hold rib :) *PAIN* Don't be baby, Grow back. Don't. What now? Now? Medicine. MEDIIII- OH YEAH! DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?! HAHA NO! AAAAAAAAAA AHAHA BULLETPROOF! *outro plays* Oh man, this hurts! FREE *Meet the pyro titlecard plays* But, thing. Scares me. I ain't talkin' about freak. Not here is he? How do I get thing off??? Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask. Dreams of cruelty. *muffled laughter* *muffled AAAAAAAA* AAAAAAAUGH *scout fucking dies again* No- AAAAAUGH *muffled come on* BURNIN' AAAAAAA HELP! EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH *outro plays* *SNORT* Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours. This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!

[@foxygames9645]

😂

[@coolium]

ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

[@PurpleBroadcast]

​@@coolium wtf i went to the replies a few sec ago, then came back and this appeared

[@guerranoturna5860]

* dies *

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

3:36

[@Oompaloompa-yb9bg]

So Scout is: - Big deal - Beautiful - He hurts - Nature - From a place where you would have died Accurate description ngl

[@Incognito4]

Yes

[@cockisinn]

Yes

[@user-bh4tg2gd1y]

Yes

[@captaindarksign3589]

yes

[@MacTechG4]

Given how crappy Massachusetts drivers are (they’re called Massholes for a reason) this is accurate.

[@GamerguyGG3]

Heavy: Awake? Medic: No, hold rib. Heavy fucking dies

[@guardtheyorkie]

Engineer:”how stop new behind” Sounds like a grandpa googling something

[@joeywang4638]

I like how it still contains all the important points in the original videos when you compare them side by side

[@ryanhernandez8324]

This is truly an effective and engaging demonstration of a proper conclusion. Bravo, Gabe!

[@communisthitler666]

*smart boolet*

[@CesarBendy1]

​@@communisthitler666 feelings golf trophy

[@riffraff7942]

2:30 If you turn in the subtitles, when spy says ‘porn’, the subtitles say ‘fun bedroom activities’

[@TheAussieREX]

Subtitles!? *pog*

[@-Cinderace-]

​@@TheAussieREXyou use english auto generated?

[@foodaah]

@@-Cinderace- these are not auto generated,someone made them

[@-Cinderace-]

@@foodaah I know, porn pog sounds like a same, someone made them it will say fun bedroom activities

[@supernekitbros]

hahah, haha, hah, haha, "fun"

[@user-lj9dy2he4i]

I like how they're still somewhat coherent to the point, where you could still tell the substance of what's being said

[@presentrama]

"If victory, then FIGHT!" -Soldier 2023

[@Spike-lw1te]

I like how on 3:13 spy just says kill and medic cuts him off, wich implies this isn't the first time spy was begging for death

[@user-qj4px6ob4y]

Imagine getting your head blown off with a shotgun but you are now in a fridge as your head being the only thing that remains. This is normal in TF2.

[@isakandre]

@@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge

[@isakandre]

@@user-qj4px6ob4yif you need any proof, i can link it to you 👍

[@AwayFromHistory]

​@@isakandresorry to be that guy but NEERD 🤓

[@isakandre]

@@AwayFromHistory 🤓

[@HellishSpoon]

Honestly heavy's version feels very in character, like he's been asked to introduce him self and has done this thousand times so he makes it quick

[@thorclarke8600]

"I explain 10,234 times before, I make quick" -Heavy probably

[@wingidon]

I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA Yep, seems about right.

[@Kakartl]

Heavy character asked self done thousand make quick

[@santiagomacias7778]

It's so funny how engineer says "Gun, not work? More gun"

[@WAFFLE_MANN]

"NO FILTHY BIRDS" my new slogan, the words of inspiration

[@BattalionBricks678]

"Bad Demoman wouldn't be here" idk why but I cracked up

[@maddiedoes3571]

Demoman: * is here * Evil Demoman: * is there *

[@dr.riccardo3575]

"I'm a cyclops, ****, SO!

[@pacifistichuman82649]

he isnkt wrong

[@DominikNye1]

“Hey, I’m engineer. Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.” Wiser words have never been spoken

[@SnobbyBird_]

“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?” -Kevin Malone

[@AdrielDoesGaming]

I love how the videos are still understandable despite parts of it being cut out!

[@dudewithbasicpfp2439]

I can't stop rewatching 3:20 , the "hold rib :)" fucking kills me

[@alial3437]

-Now? -Medicine.

[@Non-vegen]

It shouldn't be that funny

[@benolmakinsan9227]

-DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK?? -Hah hah NO!

[@feralmonarch]

“medicine >:)”

[@greenpizza2819]

​@@benolmakinsan9227the tone makes it 600x funnier

[@CrashIsHuge]

It's literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this, they're all perfect.

[@idkman38281]

The one that's on top is scout "you from where I from you dead"

[@brunorios6297]

Heavy: Doctor! You sure this work?! Medic: HahaNO Heavy: AAAAAAA-

[@elrato3209]

"No. Your mother"

[@Asillyidiot]

"Gun." "Don't work?" "More gun."

[@hayond656]

You? Kill them? Not me, Nothing like Man in Building

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

“Sun Tzu knows more than you” and “you kill them, not me” are honestly two of the most underrated lines from this entire video for the simple fact that the context they’re said makes both statements factually true

[@comac4719]

1:44 "feelings? golf trophy." god its so true...

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

2:02 That perfectly cut off scream makes it even funnier.

[@flyingdonuts7250]

Nom

[@I-Hate-All-Of-You]

"You breaking my spine-" **AAAAAGH-"*

[@SeaBaconZ]

You breaking my spi- AAHHGU!!

[@pacifistichuman82649]

“You breaking my soine- AAGGH-“

[@lolliii5477]

*nom*

[@Brown-Dude47]

I simplelly LOVE how it actually doesn't compromise what the dialoges meant originally... excpet some of them, of course. My favorite mess up sentance is 1:23 "Birds, grass, sun, I hurt - nature"; Sudennly, Scout is a richman in 20th century

[@101jir]

Or a more self-aware rich man in the 21st century.

[@boxtank5288]

Actually they did get I'm between Hurt and Nature. So literally he says 'I'm Nature'

[@Brown-Dude47]

​@@boxtank5288 So Scout is having a god complex in which his believes is nature itself and doesn't gives a crap about actual nature?

[@boxtank5288]

@@Brown-Dude47 yeah

[@dravent2727]

You from where im from you ded

[@LizardCharles]

I watched with subtitles and LOL every grunt, scream and groan is written so well

[@LokitoZ]

"If you from, where i from? You DEAD" Such inspiring words from scout

[@lennonhogrefe4373]

“He punched my blood!” HAS ME DYING 2:01

[@XD-ve4ui]

Imagine heavy punching the scout's blood on the floor he would look like he have the same or a more highter level of schizophrenia as pyro

[@antsarizona29]

I am in so much pain from laughing for two straight minutes at this quote😂😂😂

[@zakstack]

Can confirm I was blood

[@joshuagorham6486]

finally a comment about this line

[@El_Fernex]

3:36 Heavy: DOCTOR! YOU SURE THIS WORK? Medic: hah hah NO Heavy: AAAAAAAH

[@XD-ve4ui]

AHH HAH BOOLETPROOF

[@huh426]

@@XD-ve4uiOh man, this hurts!

[@patata7294]

​@@huh426 *FREE*

[@bonanzaolshop5501]

​@@huh426FREE!

[@BLP_Memes]

FREE

[@ERIK-457]

I love this overly simplified speech and how hilarious it sounds, yet you can understand it

[@goober-goobington]

"im nature" -Scout