Every Time Greg Davies Cracked Down On Comedians | Taskmaster | Channel 4

Greg Davies is a sucker for the rules eh? Sit back and enjoy a compilation of the #Taskmaster crushing comedians' dreams, including a disagreement over a real-life game of Buckaroo and a very stern chat with James Acaster.
Featuring Johnny Vegas, Mawaan Rizwan, Rose Matafeo, Joe Lycett, Morgana Robinson, Daisy May Cooper and more.
The comedy game show Taskmaster, where contestants are challenged by Greg Davies to complete a series of weird and wonderful tasks! Be glad you're not a comedian (or little Alex Horne) facing his wrath! Watch more compilations from the series here: • Taskmaster | Channel 4
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[@cocodacoco3065]

I like how they edited out out all of Katherine’s marble run where it was rolling back and forth and back and forth, so it looks like everyone’s so impressed that it just rolled across the room and bounced back a couple of feet.

[@stavik96]

Oh that makes so much more sense, legit thought it didn't even roll 1 lap and was wondering what was so amazing about it.

[@fae91]

@@stavik96 same, i'm so glad for the explanation!

[@davideo1954]

Shoot, I thought I was having a black out or a brain fart. I even rewound the bitch.

[@pattsw]

I agree. I think that a time-lapse would've been better than a cut

[@samuelgarrod8327]

I don't.

[@caedlittler2149]

A teacher calmly explaining what you did wrong is more stressful and scary than any angry yelling from a teacher

[@Raganui]

Yea, cause yelling, you typically just get angry and rebellious. When they're calm, well, you get a bit more of 'they care' and 'I fucked up'

[@phippskat]

As a teacher, I concur! It's a sure fire way to shit them up lol

[@ruairim2283]

I'm sorry that you had horrible teachers but that isn't the usual experience. In my experience calm teachers >(>X1000) yelling teachers

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

You've not only let yourself down, but the entire class as well....... go away and think about what you've done.....

[@Megalobytes]

@@phippskat shit you say? Up you say?

[@mothersuperior6751]

That James Acaster moment still makes me tear up laughing. It is such a demonstration of his impulsiveness and Greg’s teacher mode.

[@AmaraEmme]

The best part for me is that James himself used to be a teacher 😂

[@mothersuperior6751]

@@AmaraEmme Now that sounds chaotic.

[@gljames24]

@@AmaraEmme tbf, he was a drum teacher.

[@graysontatters5068]

what part is that?

[@n3ss13s_vibez]

the fear that james possesses when greg stands up is everything

[@SkyJW15]

I feel like the moment where Greg says to Ed "but you're a concious being..." and he responds with "OH I'M SO SORRY" is seriously underappreciated. Ed's sarcastic delivery is fucking perfect. So downright offended that Davies would hold his sentience against him.

[@mitchelljack1590]

Ed is outstanding

[@sockmon1]

Alex "it has three sensitivity settings" Ed "I have three sensitivity settings, and to be honest I'm on the highest one"

[@baoboumusic]

Ed and Greg are also very good friends and have been on tour together. From other bits you can see there's a deep love and friendship between them so Ed getting upset here is extra funny :)

[@turdferguson7264]

The full house disqualification is a Taskmaster Hall Of Fame moment.

[@MightyBiffer]

Hall of SHAME

[@ThatOneToucan]

So wait did Johnny also touch the red?

[@Glasby90]

@@ThatOneToucan yeah it just wasnt shown here for some reason!

[@sfshinz]

@@ThatOneToucan He dropped a massive wooden mallet right into the middle of it.

[@Vio818]

moments you remember that Greg Davies was a teacher.

[@RJNeary]

Especially when he says "Shut your fucking mouths"

Isn't that the whole joke about the show?

[@hausmaster9801]

07:52 shows it perfectly

[@deanfox5987]

He was a great teacher funny as fuck and u can still see it in his act

[@obesus787]

@@deanfox5987 he said himself he hated teaching, and that he was a horrible one at that.

[@demonholocaust101]

Greg Davies giving a proper scolding to James is the biggest "oh fuck" moment and it's hysterical

[@TheTommygee37]

You forget he used to be a teacher, until he does shit like that, and you're instantly transported back to school, watching your mate get a bollocking outside the classroom.😂

[@demonholocaust101]

@@TheTommygee37 giggling nervously as fuck and feeling the second hand burn for your boy lol

[@panchemist]

I have seen the incident with James Acaster blurting out his mind - oh how many times... and i am still amazed how it played on the screen. :) And laughing at it.

[@HishSwish]

It was some fantastic improv by both of them

[@amytru]

Not gonna lie, I’m actually quite jealous of James there…apparently I have a Greg Davies kink 🥵

[@razzledazzle1683]

"Youre a conscious being!" "OH IM SO SORRY"

[@Dood_]

"I've got three sensitivity levels! And I'm on my fucking highest right now!"

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* You're *

[@degrassi420]

one of the funniest lines in the whole show

[@Girintina]

I love Victoria's genuinely concerned "No!" when Greg says Morgana is disqualified. I thought all the ladies that series had wonderful chemistry and camaraderie.

[@zyaicob]

They did it was lovely. Whenever there's 3 women on they tend to do that

[@SadButTrue273]

That scene where Greg pulls James aside and he seems terrified is probably the most classic in the whole programme 😂

[@axlepacroz]

When Greg looks into the camera with anger, after saying his mom would not buy the game for him is just pure gold. Cracks me up every time.

[@spinthepickle1244]

Alex using a calming hand multiple times too!

[@sveniusz]

The way they cut Katherines marble run in this video is criminal.

[@mattew0113]

Cutting around Phils haggling story too was a bit much

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

That Greg and James interaction is just the perfect improvised bit. James immediately backing down and Greg going full teacher was spur of the moment brilliancy.

[@lugaretzia]

Greg disregarding and swearing at the audience is always a highlight.

[@exessex3522]

I think the master of swearing at and insulting the audience was Rik Mayall, so Greg may have taken after his father somewhat in that respect. And the more Mayall swore at made rude gestures toward and mocked and insulted the audience, the more they liked it.

[@troubledspirit3328]

The James Acaster box bit cracks me up everytime

[@edwardsimpson119]

And the James Acaster one wasn't too shabby either!

[@troubledspirit3328]

@@edwardsimpson119 happy?

[@WereDictionary]

Johnny Vegas helplessly howling into his hat as everyone is disqualified is one of my favorite moments on the show.

[@lugaretzia]

"And he'll be punished off camera in the traditional way" "Not the traditional way" "Yes the traditional way" Their banter is 🤣

[@thepeopleslotteryfn1311]

I think he said judicial way, but you may be right

[@exessex3522]

@@thepeopleslotteryfn1311 They definitely say 'traditional'. Which makes one wonder what the traditional punishment is for an on-screen assistant in but also the founder of a celebrity TV game show?

[@carlg788]

Exactly what I was wondering. What is the traditional punishment 😱 the mind boggles 😂

[@mauia88]

@@exessex3522 I doubt they meant traditional way of an on-screen assistant. There is no traditional way for that. There is however a traditional way in general such as spanking and other sorts of torture, which I believe is what he was alluding to.

[@namenamename390]

This is just the right level of ominous to be hilarious

[@SensationalBanana]

Mawaan hiding in his hoodie is such a mood. I was literally that kid when other students misbehaved and the teacher got angry... XD

[@janiexoxo]

It’s Johnny sob-laughing into his hat that sends me

[@sparkosparks6758]

James Acaster immediately saved what would have been an incredibly boring segment where Greg just opens an empty box! Well done James

[@stone5against1]

To be fair, after getting back to the box, it took Greg a whole 2 seconds and a half to just smash the thing to the floor. So I assume if James hadn't interrupted, Greg still would have ended up smashing it within the next 5-10 seconds. But yes, it would still have been a long boring segment haha

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

@@stone5against1 Phil Wang said in the podcast that they got a replica box specifically for Greg to destroy so that was definitely the original plan before Acaster elevated the whole thing with his outburst. Though it's still kinda funny since apparently they didn't tell Phil that it was another box so he spent most of the rest of the episode bummed about Greg smashing the box he submitted for the prize task.

[@stone5against1]

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 haha nice, and yeah it would have sucked for them to destroy the original if it was already planned for it to happen

[@tylerquebedeaux1867]

"Not in the traditional way..." *YES, IN THE TRADITIONAL WAY!!!!*

[@DanielWillems1995]

11:40 When the whole class has misbehaved and the teacher has had enough! A flashback to Greg’s former profession as a teacher.

[@ThePhenomenalEX]

The way Greg says "YES THE TRADITIONAL WAY" cracks me up every time.

[@carveylover]

I know everyone is talking about James loosing it and Greg going into teacher mode but my all time favorite moment is Ed Gamble loosing it. I have three sensitivity levels! To be perfectly honest I'm on my last effing one! Is brilliant.

[@GNVS300]

Also "WHAT THE LIVING FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST DRAWING ANYTHING!"

[@matwatson7947]

OH IM SO SORRY!

[@frankhinstein2843]

*losing*...sorry but it really bugs me..

[@ruairim2283]

The buckaroo part is fucking great. "You're a conscious being.. Oh, I'm soo sorry" is amazing

[@lisahenry20]

"I've got 3 sensitivity levels! And I'm on the top one!"

[@AlyJeann]

I'm not going to kill the hope. *I'm just going to make the hope realistic about expectations*

[@MichaelBranson6]

James's outburst led to him going to the principle's office 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariemiel]

Greg's teacher moment is funnier when you remember that James also used to teach as well

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Drama VS drums!

[@givrally7634]

"I've got three sensitivity levels, and let me tell you I'm on my top fucking one right now" is such an underrated gem

[@pipsqueek89]

i was a little shy kid in school, a teacher like greg could have easily make me cry; watching him pull james acaster aside made me cry with laughter

[@GhostBones127]

greg telling james off is basically the personification of "im not mad, just disappointed"😂

[@UnrelatedAntonym]

My favorite one of these moments is when James Acaster blurted out what he was thinking watching Greg with the unopenable openable box. The whole clip is amazing, James just blurting out, Greg looking taken aback and going into a teacher/parent mode as he pulls James aside, just great, lol.

[@squee599]

I love when Greg slips into his Teacher Voice and the contestants immediate regress being to naughty primary school children.

[@exessex3522]

7:30 I've seen the moment when Acaster calls Davies a pussy several times now. The different reactions by those on stage is quite interesting. Jessica Knappett behaves exactly like a classmate who's just heard a fellow pupil call the teacher a pussy; James looks like that pupil who realises he's in trouble now; Davies reacts like that teacher; Alex grimaces as in "Well, that was brave"; Kerry Godliman just laughs; Phil Wang gives a delayed reaction laugh; Rhod Gilbert hardly reacts at all. Improvised British comedy at its finest!

[@RMVideos92]

I think of Rhod in this comparison not as a fellow student but the teacher's assistant: he folds his arms and sits back to watch while Greg takes him to one side.

[@michaeladkins6]

@@RMVideos92 An assistant who shows photos of Greg in his underwear in all five shows.

[@finmiles965]

@Ricky Manson yeah he’s kind of like “let’s see how this goes” and amused but slightly hiding it

[@matthewdaub]

11:27 the guy remorsefully taking off his cap always gets me. 😊

[@imogen6573]

james just lets the intrusive thoughts win

[@uwu6741]

impulsive

[@Kinvarus1]

"Okay great, let me know when you need me to break another household appliance." :P

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

The season with Daisy Johnny Kathrine and the other two I can’t remember their names was my favorite. Daisy just sitting at the end laughing the whole series. Katherine getting Greg Andy with the way she did tasks and Johnny just losing his mind the entire show every task was amazing

[@gnack420]

Also the way Katherine kept acting as though her and Alex were a team haha

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@gnack420 “you keep saying we”

[@Christina-hj4hh]

Mawaan and Richard

[@ShippiddSocial]

Also the iconic moment where Daisy lost her mind at Richard during one of the team final tasks

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Mawaan Rizwan & Richard Herring

[@oshada]

Absolutely love Johnny Vegas taking off his hat for the moment of silence

[@christineb1464]

I thought I'd seen all the episodes until season 12, but there are a few tasks here I don't recall at all. 😯 Love it when teacher Greg comes out.

[@jamesbutler6253]

That silence is comedy gold

[@UnSocialGay]

That last bit was like a father being disappointed in his kids

[@IanWeaver]

James' outburst was so fucking funny. I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.

[@MichaelBranson6]

11:50 Greg in full Schoolmaster form

[@Maya-ls7sq]

“I’ve got three sensitivity levels!!! and I’ll be honest, I’m on my top fucking one right now”!!! 😂😂😂

[@riggerthegeek]

What, no "you're not a bad guy Nish"? That's the best bollocking of the lot

[@oshada]

A great little moment is when Alex puts the box together before handing it to Greg the second time

[@williamdoyle2063]

I think a lot of people miss the little glance between the two before Greg simply smashes the box on the floor

[@Albatross-365]

Johnny taking his hat off was hilarious

[@AmazingsLol]

I love teacher Greg so much

[@dandilionqeen]

pulling James Acaster aside is such a teacher move lol

[@Camtrain1989]

I'm just here for Greg and Alex. Timeless duo

[@201081hero]

Metaphorically that was a funny compilation.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

"That is a woman who knows wasps recognize faces." I dont know how, but im gonna use this in conversation someday

[@Srups11HD]

Best of ‘the red green’ compilation, maybe?…

[@tensugarcubes]

i love the full elimination at the end bc they literally look and sound like a classroom full of kids who just got in trouble esp with the hoodie pulled and tightened over the face literally reminded me of being in 7th grade and struggling to not laugh when the teacher told everybody to be quiet

[@gcollier3255]

Alex's fear of the 'traditinal way' punishment will never not make me chuckle

[@kellyg358]

How can you have Greg pulling out the teacher act with James but not have when he did it with Nish?!?!?!?

[@chriskaprys]

This comp has my three favourite responses in the whole show. Thank you.

[@stephaniewaters1777]

6:53 that expression says the traditional way is self-recrimination

[@TrevorCopter]

Alex Horne is the PERFECT improv partner

[@OtterThunder]

I think this shows one of the many reasons the task master spin off didn't work. The other task masters tried to be fair and consistent... But a petty and judgmental referee is way more entertaining.

[@odw_99]

Alex forlornly saying “not the traditional way…” is the best thing I’ve seen all week

[@donaldcampbell3043]

The confusing little box appears on a lot of these clips, thanks to James snapping at Greg, lol.

[@johnnysothersack6829]

Love the ending bit. All them acting like actual bad kids in detention chuckling to themselves quietly 😂

[@jlachlan1]

The glee twinkling in his eyes as he tells them they should've had a spring. Oof.

[@ZesPak]

I love how James' attitude won't fly in school so it won't fly in Greg's show XD.

[@DerekB99]

Greg: "I'm not gonna kill the hope, I'm just going to make the hope realistic about expectations."

[@michaelmiller-hr6vz]

These guys don’t do laundry- a dryer keeps rolling and the washer pauses

[@phoebehoward6502]

James Acaster being in nearly every one of these “Wildest moments” clips >>>>

[@floend4810]

"Only liquids can touch the red green" That immediately disqualifies EVERYONE since the air and the ground ALWAYS touch the mat!

[@matwatson7947]

Greg's and James improv skills are on point.

[@caw1539]

Before this video starts I can say I'm excited for a James compilation

[@allegra6425]

The traditional way… and they wonder where the fanfics come from 😂

[@HauntMyNight]

He still talks just like a teacher it's amazing

[@nostalgicsparrow4169]

James Acaster: Open the box you pu**y Greg Davies: *Has flashbacks from being a teacher*

[@NarnianBadger.]

“I’ve got three sensitivity levels!” Never fucking gets old I want that on a pillow

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

I’d love to see Greg in some kind of Basil Fawlty based character sitcom. Full on pissed off in his unique way.

[@samitdavid995]

I feel like Greg misjudged the buckaroo thing that was literally perfect

[@ssjbears]

I knew James Acaster's box outburst would be in here. I just knew it.

[@SwoopGD]

In a metaphorical way

[@lokephoenix1039]

Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo on one screen 😍😍

[@Erikutis55]

One of my best!

[@spaceo8568]

James Acaster's time on this show is legendary.

[@Dim4323]

My favourite is were their was the duck task and he said NO NO I GOT A SYSTEM

[@oxyharmonic]

Paul choudry saying the 'shoe was too loose'.... very subtle and odd, but remember the 15 sexual references, that man has a filthy mind! 😂

[@johnnybacklund153]

Watching this while taking a shit at work

[@ClearlyASMR]

5:03 lol

[@milesmojave8223]

When Greg stood up, I felt that.

[@lucyroberts2800]

Love Greg he is who I want to be when I grow up 😂

[@Zargabaath]

Greg's cup overfloweth with shame.

[@prisonersforprofit]

mawaan was screwed on that marble roll, usually you get rewarded thinking outside the box, like drawing pinapples or throwing a ball onto drums with a string, both oddly being allowed.

[@Cobralalalala]

I'VE GOT THREE SENSITIVITY LEVELS!!!

[@SugarSnapDragon]

WHAT ABOUT NISH!? Getting pulled aside and told "why not make a go of it?"

[@ninelson3024]

By far to this day still my favorite line she will be punished off camera in the traditional way yes in the traditional way

[@nicbarrax76]

James Acaster if he's ever in a near death experience: Pff, I've had a lot worse.

[@outdoorsy01]

Sticking the confusing little box in every video...

[@GloriousSonOfYork]

What about a compilation of all Greg's "WOOO! FEEL THE RUSH" moments?

[@mg5347]

If there's 10 crew, Alex and the contestant and the cup task took around an hours time to set up and take down it would've been a waste of around 55 hours (20 mins for the contestant and 40 for Alex) Including the taping where there could've been around 30 people and taken 40 minutes so an extra 20 hours. 75 hours of human life spent on everyone being disqualified

[@poniesinthemist]

Yes but it resulted in comedy gold so it's never wasted time. I dont care who wins.

[@twoguysonedogpodcast]

I want to know what the traditional way is 🤣

[@protocol6]

So glad you edited out Wang's haggling.

[@amytru]

Greg giving James that telling off has awakened something 😳 I want Greg to tell me off 🥵

[@thefinalfrontear]

i diagnose you with sub ✨