Every Waiter Ever

[@beanstalk7326]

As a server, the one about making a joke that actually lands, and then immediately following up by a joke they didn't laugh at is so painfully accurate

[@lindseyhiccups]

I felt the same way hahaha

[@ifix4115]

Lmao TRUE

[@laxku]

Honestly I feel called out by like half the bits in this video.

[@TheAngryVegan209]

if you miss the old school smosh videos come by my channel guys

[@OnlyInhuman90]

As a butler - same

[@reag_a.k]

Smosh producers: Are you comfortable with singing a lot? Damien: *hold my beer*

[@fishtank0082]

rrreagan kunkelmannn lol

[@vampirecaptain7676]

So long tho.

[@explorer47422]

Had no idea he was good. No wonder they keep him around.

[@SteveNorwalt]

So you're saying Damien brought alcohol to an audition? That's ballsy.

[@zaircaldwell9951]

It’s because that’s the only time he gets to use his half of a theater degree

[@brokespiderwebb]

"wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday" Damien: "AIN'T NO GERMS LIVING ON ME!"

[@marthaw1512]

YES

[@corvo6842]

LMAO

[@sarlaccproductions2922]

Under rated

[@sarlaccproductions2922]

Underrated *

[@janaloff]

😂

[@alinayudenko1597]

They say Damien is still singing till this day

[@viviannehart2364]

Poor vocal cords

[@benn_bazaa]

@@viviannehart2364 I’m sorry?

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

They speak the truthfully, but he's switched to Christmas songs

[@tttot8312]

I’ve heard him while sleeping

[@bastienhumphries]

Damien is the new waiter/employee that just got hired and wants a raise so does everything to the max including the happy birthday song

[@moldy_gecko]

That's funny, waiters don't get raises.

[@bastienhumphries]

I’m sorry I was trying to make someone smile 😐

[@moldy_gecko]

@@bastienhumphries So was I :)

[@ridonculously]

No. He’s the aspiring singer who heard that an agent was sitting at the next table.

[@chickennuggetmartinez1926]

@@ridonculously 😆

[@melissaperez7603]

everyone : we want more of damien singing !!! smosh : ok lets give him an entire happy birthday solo

[@liafana6029]

Damian: do I sing or dance Smosh producer: yes

[@anfffff]

i think its better how long do i sing or dance

[@mrprince2165]

By the time Damien's done singing, that guy's gonna be celebrating his next birthday XD

[@TheBeckinator2000]

Brilliant!😂😂

[@erikmedling8995]

Safari The Critic it’s a vicious cycle!

[@mariagarcia1027]

XD

[@billkling378]

Then he’ll have to sing again

[@harryhale8269]

He’s gonna have to sing it again 😂😂😂

[@speedygd3415]

The only reason for this being 10 minutes, is Damiens singing.

[@emilymulcahy]

At least it wasn't bad lol

[@speedygd3415]

emily mulcahy ikr

[@akirasakazuki3447]

His voice sounds great tho

[@greentea5534]

420th like lol

[@Korrupt27]

It was good tho

[@ayo-ni6lh]

People singing 'Happy Birthday' to you is the most awkward thing ever. I appreciate the sentiment, but I have no idea what to do with myself other than smile awkwardly while you do that. Also, can we take a minute to appreciate Damien's amazing singing voice?

[@ethanthamouse6695]

I just tune it out and focus on the dessert

[@frogsonastick2376]

U just stair at the table smiling like ur having a mental breakdown

[@cgrxprodigy5559]

Someone sign Damian

[@trifex3333]

Same

[@blazeroosterYT]

Ikr

[@nyver8845]

Shayne trying not to laugh when Damien wouldn't stop singing is hilarious

[@e.mereid6112]

Shayne

[@nyver8845]

@@e.mereid6112 oh yeah sorry my bad it was autocorrect

[@habibagasser5130]

Who’s shanye

[@Yosaexe]

Habiba Gasser the guy that was the b-day guy

[@noelleosullivan3309]

Army Berry trtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt is the day r I have been so happy for you and I

[@SwiftyLettuce]

As someone being a waiter, this is terrifyingly accurate.

[@draighholbrook7632]

Which one

[@neeq238]

Draigh Holbrook the entire video

[@zaivfx]

Your like 9

[@bigrandy100]

Are you sure you're a waiter if your name is "GachaPotatoMan" and you have a gacha profile picture?

[@aswinajithan1828]

As someone who eats from restaurants, this is terrifyingly accurate

[@winterXgames4]

“It’s like Dr. Pepper, but he didn’t go to medical school.” Lmaoooo I gotta use this as a server.

[@codywang1801]

winterXgames4 and then screw it up. Hehe

[@PrincePalmUwU]

We have cola is like coke but this one dont have drugs in them

[@shawneeg214]

My go to at the end of the meal if the crowd is right, “would you guys like to get coffee or dessert, maybe a shot of tequila?” Works more often than you’d think

[@svvaze3426]

Me: *looks at food* Waiter: **.00001 seconds later** “how is everything?”

[@falpal2082]

I laughed at that comment more then I laughed at the video😂

[@sarbagyabhattarai]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Kuchhh]

They wanna make sure they gave you the right shit.

[@pleaseentername9903]

No one: Literally no one: Damien: *sings like an angel*

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

Oooohhhh~ 👆👈👉👆 ooohhh~ *Puts the candle fire down* Oooh🖕🖕ooohhhh🖕🖕ooohhh🖕 oh🖕oh XD

[@ggdfytfgg4745]

@@nuttynutsnutstache ha ..

[@omarijackson1034]

lmao they worked for disney so ya know singing is just mandatory

[@BallerNachos]

@@omarijackson1034 WAIT WHAT! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT! THAT'S SO COOL!

[@micweezy8112]

He shouldn't be on KZbin he should be signing

[@mastashun4047]

I feel like Damien's song are those akward moments when it's your birthday in school and everyone is singing and you are just standing there just like •_•

[@zoolanderlovesyou]

People who have their birthday on the vacation: 👁👄👁

[@lifesux1953]

I can’t smile on command so it was kinda awkward for me

[@roseslime713]

@@zoolanderlovesyou Me who has a birthday in August: 🥴

[@rkldr]

yu

[@rkldr]

yy

[@emilynelms7974]

Me: takes one sip of water Waiter: Would you like a refill

[@ZERO-cg9st]

Yeah

[@andersthecrow6588]

Me: ready to eat a big bite of my meal Waiter: does the food taste like it should and do you want more fries or dip

[@Lycanthropelrp]

Me: *literally spills an molecule of water* Waiter: Would you like a refill.

[@fenrix155]

I drink my entire coke within 2 minutes. I usually get about 3 or 4 refills every time I go out to eat

[@aylabeyronricafrente]

sana ol

[@birbfactss]

Me: Moves my water cup 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometers to the right The waiter: _More Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks, dear?_

[@dylancole1910]

BurntBlazes next time I go out for food I'm going to order that instead of water and see if the waiter reacts😂

[@mechadoggy]

Dylan Cole let us know how it turns out

[@almeydagunawan3577]

Damien: How much do you guys want me to sing Smosh producer: yes

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

Why do i feel like this comment came after the other one just like it

[@NGC-7635]

I have a feeling he didn’t need that much convincing

[@fulanito777omgwtf7]

@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 todos los comentarios son una copia barata 0 de originalidad

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

@@fulanito777omgwtf7 tu está correcto.

[@fulanito777omgwtf7]

@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 😂 i speak spanish but i dont understand what you say me

[@luzvimindadesa1728]

Can we just appreciate Damien's GORGEOUS voice?!

[@sams_not_here]

To Christina, Britney, Mariah, Ariana, and Beyonce: Damien is comin for yall

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

My name is christina soooo damien is coming for me? Lol

[@lynseybulmer]

Ikr

[@Coolerthan_u]

Kritevit yt no

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

@@Coolerthan_u No what? My name IS Christina

[@not.iqa_xx7331]

She probably meant Christina Perri

[@xeraiddiaz]

Ok but damien has a gorgeous voice like damn I never knew he could sing like that

[@Rafa-hq2bo]

@iiKevin_XD I just went to the comments to see if anyone else would say sth about that....like dude he is just talented, i mean he can also do like voices and stuff

[@JackPlayz961]

HE CAN BE SINGER

[@delaneyknipp9485]

FOR REAL THOUGH

[@bradley2042]

Damn skippy

[@rebeccajordan6905]

True

[@CasANova259]

"Alright so ur gonna catch these hands" -Damien Haas 2020

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@JMascarenhas]

Damien after 4 minutes of singing: What did you wish for? Shane: I want you to stfu

[@warplane334]

Trash Panda XD

[@AdventuresofTakuzaandMitziel]

hahahaha

[@cold481]

*shayne*

[@slug9378]

His wish didnt come true

[@WatchKid12]

Well now that you’ve said it, it won’t come true!

[@johnkummer5935]

Damien: Sings in Tinder for Hot Dogs Everyone: MOOOOORE!!! Damien: Ok

[@wisco9er536]

Ah yes! That's what started it!

[@joewood8675]

What

[@wisco9er536]

@@joewood8675 you need English lessons?

[@BPDMF2024]

Where

[@wisco9er536]

@@BPDMF2024 english lessons?

[@ashef877]

Ngl could’ve listened to Damien’s voice forever and not cared

[@rosefeather349]

Kevinnn Dimpsey frrrrr

[@nofoxgiven3052]

Same

[@trainingwtroop]

Adlina Hadidi ‘not gonna lie’

[@cent1989]

@@BarkleyBrixton what is whatbis?

[@cent1989]

Adlina Hadidi 🆒

[@Galinda33]

I want an every boy band ever that’s just Damien as all of the boy bands

[@rosefeather349]

Elizabeth Virginia YES PLEASE

[@philipbarbossa]

Me: I finally heard Damien sing more than just a few words! I can now die happily. * reads this comment * Me: That would make me so happy I'd actually die. I hope they make this!

[@steamer1]

...roadie

[@ryanharpster]

Smosh: on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your singing Damien: Yes

[@joshhan2821]

The legend says, Damien is still singing to Shane

[@donnadoonan4322]

Yep

[@mattynator911]

Shayne

[@kayden4393]

Ya shane

[@mhzjohnny_8938]

U mean *TRENT*

[@roasta9013]

Fxuk,gacha Tuber yeah, who do they think they are?

[@ninamitchell7283]

Smosh producers: we should do that restaurant birthday thing Damien:*pushes up glasses* This is my time He low-key went off tho😂😂

[@maxrealname5624]

I loved that part also this comment is probably my favorite lmao

[@morgankennedy0370]

Shayne trying to not break character while damien was singing.

[@12345away]

Singing part... 1st: Dude he can sing 2nd: Ok... this is still going 3rd: ENOUGH ALREADY

[@brennanwn]

THIS IS SO HARILIOUS 🤣😂😃

[@Skate4Pls]

I just got a headache.

[@brennanwn]

@@Skate4Pls Exactly

[@fredyjuarez5644]

The second career Damiem is gonna do is singing his own songs

[@evinator1612]

Viewers: can you stop singing Damien? Kieth: I DONT THINK SOOOAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@mechadoggy]

I remember that Every Vine Ever reference

[@HeavenNuts]

This needs more recognition oml

[@agentaj8543]

smosh fans: we want damien to sing also smosh fans: SHUT UP

[@ianflores8699]

Agent AJ lmao 😂 u right

[@thatoneanimekid7999]

SHUT UP

[@Korrupt27]

No

[@mohamedizan06]

I gave the 1000th like

[@burrito8600]

Agent AJ old intro

[@CXLVIII]

Nobody: Literally no one: Damien: *TRENT ATE HIS TWIN IN THE WOMB*

[@trentdavis9553]

I wish I did haha

[@cheeseca7529]

Trent Davis If you have a twin, they better be staying away lmaoo

[@trentdavis9553]

maxxinq I do have a twin her name is Auburn 😂😂😂

[@pioyoyong]

Spedicey Meme Time stamp?

[@huntermansam2006]

ImperialBurst 9:26

[@opiumdontmiss]

Nobody: Mosquitos around my bed at 3 A.M: 5:37

[@jayna62001]

Ikr

[@LucasCAPS]

@@matildamwh But it is.

[@cheatlmao]

So true

[@Alvajrgnsn]

That’s the best comment I’ve ever read

[@Error_Detected404]

"You're getting older friend but your life has just begun. You started as a baby but you grew into a man" I really thought he was gonna say you grew into a Nun what is wrong with me

[@kade865]

I THINK that’s it’s because it was the first thing that came to mind when rhyming with the word “begun”. PLEASE DO NOT SHUT ME DOWN!! I have not at all learned about that yet!

[@thatonedude5689]

I thought he was gonna day “grew into a BUN’’ what is wrong with me

[@randomrandomly2471]

MEDICAL TREATMENT

[@rkldr]

fiiff

[@charlotterose2208]

Can we just talk about how good Damien was even though he wasn’t supposed to

[@itsjustbrandy4290]

Amazing

[@chrism45]

He's just the guy that tries too hard

[@cow_can]

He’s was supposed to

[@h0td1gg1tyd0g]

Is no one gonna talk about Damien singing like an angel?

[@Hungry542]

It sound like a opera singer

[@seankerr837]

Natalyia Kopack It was good but it did take up a fair bit of the video.

[@jpizzle1553]

No, everyone’s talking about it...

[@Arkatox]

*demon

[@Hungry542]

So true

[@pokemonhero7720]

Legends says that Damien is still there singing to this day

[@austenobrien3227]

All of damiens singing 3:31 5:06 6:35 8:33 9:16

[@AdventuresofTakuzaandMitziel]

ozz10 thank you

[@melspopsicle5931]

Why did I need this so much!? Thx♥♥

[@certiimxhzn]

Thx, we all needed this

[@anonymousassasin3204]

Dang, is it just me or Damien could be a singer, his voice is like an angel

[@francescaboswell9611]

No one likes singing happy birthday, and no one likes being sung happy birthday, so what are we all doing?

[@yuuji3795]

Exactly

[@Remuslupinlove]

Isobel Wentworth not true I love embarrassing my friend

[@laobok]

Just tell them to stop.

[@anthonywagner5765]

Crazy managers, mine always forces me to

[@jeremymcwiliker9030]

That was a viral reddit post lol

[@aybhannn-3505]

*legend says damien is still singing.*

[@Pau_Pau9]

Legend says this meme is over used.

[@Lily-yb1ms]

Waiter: What would you like to drink? Me: Hi, yes, my friend would like Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks. I’ll just have a Sprite with a tan.

[@danielalt7054]

Lily can I get Dr Pepper but he didn’t go to medical school?

[@theobserver887]

@@danielalt7054 when I get a mr pibb, I'm making that joke.

[@bbsteele671]

THIS IS F'IN' STOOPID!!

[@icypopsicle9082]

“My appendix again?!” “You did this.”

[@G_Zeezy]

“ITS LIKE SPRITE BUT IT HAS A TAN”

[@EmileHighClub]

Zena G hahaha im deaddd

[@theflash5689]

Sprite cranberry

[@siriusgray]

“Welcome to Olive Garden. Are you here for an anniversary or a breakup?” I screamed.

[@penguinsmama0042]

Damien is such a good singer. Another reason for why we should love him.

[@Gehrig04]

Smosh producers: Damien how much do you want to sing Damien: YES Just want to say thank you guys so much for this many likes I’ve never had this many.

[@yea9677]

shut up kid

[@nahfammn1509]

Dude get out of here. Go to KZbin kids.

[@PsychiatricSlo]

Nah Fam Bruh. If you're Angry about a kid, going on Normal KZbin Then You, really have No Life.

[@nahfammn1509]

Night Bot my dude if you type almost every word with a capital then go back to school. Also go mind you godam business

[@PsychiatricSlo]

Nah Fam Goddamn*

[@lechoogs6173]

7:32 Welcome to DudePerfect!

[@bokehinataboke579]

Damien singing: 0___0 OMG HE SHOULD GO ON TYE VOICE

[@funnypunisher4769]

Nobody: Damien: I JUST TAKING YOUR ORDER I'M JUST TAKING THEIR ORDER!!!!

[@awkward_potatox9655]

funny Demetrius YES 😂

[@ltucker8]

And now a song I wrote called "betrayal"

[@awkward_potatox9655]

Luke Tucker 😂 F**********

[@xak1al]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how well Damien hit his notes 😦😀

[@julopuleo7974]

How much singing are you comfortable with? Damien: *yes*

[@Darklordrobby]

since when did restaurants say "ooh we got a noobie!" me:i wish people did that with me

[@starwreck2097]

Darklordrobby-Roblox it would be pretty cool

[@eatdirtig]

Gus Johnson: You gotta say "YOURE A NOOBIE BOOBIE!" ..."SAY IT!"

[@Yusaii]

Newbie

[@aaronaaronarrman9086]

Roblox is amazing

[@dallonjust.dallon8153]

“We’re very hungry... no rush though” -Ian 2020

[@rosesister4954]

"Alright so your gonna catch these HaaannddSsA"😂😂

[@GuardianNuel]

Is it bad that I love Damien's birthday song? Also this should be the new national anthem.

[@hoods-s]

Me: *takes 1 sip of Coke* Waiter: *comes running down the hall* Waiter: would you like a refill?

[@unnamed2332]

This whole set, acting, actors, script, and production are amazing. All of it is really truly impressive. Thanks for making my day brighter

[@bingbong3980]

Damien: "My instinct was to pick up the fork and stab it into your hand- thats when improv can get dangerous" Wtf but also relatable 😹

[@awkward_potatox9655]

We need “Twin in the womb” as a full song 😂

[@mini5294]

damien: yes producer: wtf i didnt even say anything

[@moog_lifts]

Nobody: The whole comment section: Nobody: The whole comment section: Damien has such a good voice.

[@mariahcookz]

He does thooooo

[@Terra654]

Meta.

[@shar231allin4]

True

[@bxddiechxrry349]

bc he does thooo :)

[@ivorix2009]

Me about to comment that

[@ririshirzy940]

I love how everyone is talking about Damien's birthday song but like I really enjoyed Ian's angry servant. He's just so perfect for it!

[@sheilamaerockwell839]

It’s impressive how damien could sustain that note.

[@anniehuynh4707]

“hi i’m johnny i’ll be your server!” so that’s where he is now i’m not suprised

[@eefmorph]

“Hey there folks, my name is Johnny-“ Hold up hold up hold up..... *Lemme stop you right there*

[@whitechocoIateee]

6:20 somebody tell me i'm not the only one crying for him

[@lyndsey111]

:(

[@Cyrunix]

This was more like every customer ever.

[@TuberTugger]

Sick, I've been singing Happy Birthday Damien-style my whole life apparently.

[@nomaly]

👏 twin 👏 in 👏 the 👏 womb 👏

[@tikakuma1562]

1:21 costumer: and does the pizza comes with cheese? Waiter: yes it's Pizza. Me as waiter ask the same question: are you that Dumb

[@tobb50]

My mom forgot to put cheese one the pizza so we jokingly ask her this whenever she makes pizza.

[@jspain7690]

Is it just me or is that opening joke about the flags for service actually a really good idea??

[@lappybro9798]

J Spain Yes I THOUGHT THE SAME

[@ichbinkai4806]

The resturant Buba Gump Shrip has been doing that lol

[@Henry-vr6zr]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO!

[@newquinken]

yeah if it was just the flags it'd be a great idea, but everything else was hilariously bad, like calling drinks by whoever invented them... so Water is Earth Sweat

[@thanos2830]

No. Please god no.

[@raegaer1960]

"make a wish babyyy" hush

[@h4jk3rn]

Damien singing is actually very good, I wish they made him sing this song again, but more clean and without interruptions because I really liked the way he did it.

[@marisleong8725]

waiter: how’s everything doing over here? me: *i’m fine*

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

*see's waiter coming to the table* *hides under the table*

[@BrunoSantos-gi1sr]

@@toasterhavingabath6980 i dont get it

[@fudgel1126]

waiter: *I dont believe you*

[@username_copied3566]

What if they made a “Every Shayne Ever” or Every Keith Ever” which is just a video of every scene that person is in?

[@Deather2012]

There's already a "Best of Shayne Topp"

[@mearasmall8503]

YES PLEASE

[@strwbrryjam2864]

Or it’s just everyone else playing them

[@username_copied3566]

Davy Jones' well, it’s all of the scenes in the Every blank ever series

[@somethingschoolfriendly]

That would be awesome, but it would *waaaaaay* to long...

[@joyabijah6173]

OK DAMIEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN LIKE WTF DAMN THAT VOICE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO JOIN THE CHURCH CHOIR BRUH OMGGGG

[@rosefeather349]

Joy Abijah IKR

[@firegangg]

No one: Absolutely no one: Damien: Happy Birthday To Yooouououuuuooouuuuuuouuuuooooouuuuuu

[@larisasin5253]

He is actually a good singer like wow I'm surprised

[@MerickFox]

Yeah, I’d like just a water Grabs blue flag Yeah, I’d like an earth sweat

[@sumtingames5123]

how the hell does damien have such an amazing singing voice

[@hollymatthews3593]

No one: Literally no one: Damien literally hitting all the high notes

[@dfx13productions47]

No one: Damien: how oooooold are yooooou noooow?

[@nickankhazali2995]

Man, Damien is really passionate about Happy Birthday while Jackie and Ian want the ground to swallow them whole.

[@spacepandox4015]

8:38 I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@isetmfriendsofire]

4:29 The most waitress-sounding voice ever.

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

One time when my family went out to dinner Our server just left. She left without telling anyone like she left and went home And we didn't have a server And we didn't know she left She didn't get a good tip

[@odemizsandoval6327]

purplecatlover1825 randompizza if she left and was clocked out the tip probably didn’t even go to her, her tab was probably transferred to a different server

[@creativeminds99]

Yo! Same Here! She didn't even tell someone else to cover for her, and the guy who eventually found out was so upset and he was so good to us. That we ended up giving HIM a tip and not that lady. First time we had such bad service.

[@niveknanorc7316]

same,, only the manager gave us free food,,, this was at Logans,,,

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

@@odemizsandoval6327 she didn't tell anyone So we didn't get a different server

[@tiapavo]

HANDS DOWN one of my favourite videos on the channel

[@minecraftman4769]

It would’ve been hilarious if at the end he said “It’s not actually my birthday, I just wanted free cake.”

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Your profile is a round minecraft block

[@maysam240]

Can we just appreciate Damian’s singing voice.

[@acidswar]

No

[@Alessandra-kz3xr]

Boy I want Damien to sing me happy birthday. Even though he's making me depressed with his words😂

[@bradley2042]

Can we take a moment to appreciate damiens singing

[@andreaalba9799]

I feel like Damien is that alto in the choir that does too many runs 😂 Choir kids understand

[@sisusakaali2032]

Every waiter ever: say when Every customer ever: Every waiter: I'll just leave the seasonings here

[@CarlosRamirez-jz4jy]

Watier Damien seems like he wants to be a Tiktok star.

[@c.i.a4723]

Last time I was this early, Olivia wasn’t wearing her purple tracksuit