Every Waiter Ever

[@beanstalk7326]

As a server, the one about making a joke that actually lands, and then immediately following up by a joke they didn't laugh at is so painfully accurate

[@yutba]

I felt the same way hahaha

[@ifix4115]

Lmao TRUE

[@laxku]

Honestly I feel called out by like half the bits in this video.

[@TheAngryVegan209]

if you miss the old school smosh videos come by my channel guys

[@OnlyInhuman90]

As a butler - same

[@noahalila4094]

Smosh Producers: How much singing are u comfortable doing? Damien: *Yes.*

[@nikolaikester]

I don't mind it

[@sarahgrace3396]

Noah Alila HE GOT THEM PIPES THOOOO

[@mrnubbones8626]

Yup

[@ryanbehnke8107]

Damien was born for 2 things, make sure Shane does not kill anyone, and sing

[@carrietitus1397]

Hello? I lost my eardrums between Damien and Damien

[@reag_a.k]

Smosh producers: Are you comfortable with singing a lot? Damien: *hold my beer*

[@fishtank0082]

rrreagan kunkelmannn lol

[@vampirecaptain7676]

So long tho.

[@explorer47422]

Had no idea he was good. No wonder they keep him around.

[@SteveNorwalt]

So you're saying Damien brought alcohol to an audition? That's ballsy.

[@zaircaldwell9951]

It’s because that’s the only time he gets to use his half of a theater degree

[@brokespiderwebb]

"wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday" Damien: "AIN'T NO GERMS LIVING ON ME!"

[@marthaw1512]

YES

[@corvo6842]

LMAO

[@sarlaccproductions2922]

Under rated

[@sarlaccproductions2922]

Underrated *

[@janaloff]

😂

[@nyver8845]

Shayne trying not to laugh when Damien wouldn't stop singing is hilarious

[@e.mereid6112]

Shayne

[@nyver8845]

@@e.mereid6112 oh yeah sorry my bad it was autocorrect

[@habibagasser5130]

Who’s shanye

[@Yosaexe]

Habiba Gasser the guy that was the b-day guy

[@noelleosullivan3309]

Army Berry trtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt is the day r I have been so happy for you and I

[@bastienhumphries]

Damien is the new waiter/employee that just got hired and wants a raise so does everything to the max including the happy birthday song

[@moldy_gecko]

That's funny, waiters don't get raises.

[@bastienhumphries]

I’m sorry I was trying to make someone smile 😐

[@moldy_gecko]

@@bastienhumphries So was I :)

[@ridonculously]

No. He’s the aspiring singer who heard that an agent was sitting at the next table.

[@chickennuggetmartinez1926]

@@ridonculously 😆

[@frdare]

I’d like to think Damien’s singing character in this is the theater kid from the Every Denny’s Ever and he just never lived past his high school theater days.

[@xbutleris4818]

Dhj B

[@sabinagibson7639]

OMGG 😂💀

[@mechadoggy]

We need a fanfic of this

[@JMascarenhas]

Damien after 4 minutes of singing: What did you wish for? Shane: I want you to stfu

[@warplane334]

Trash Panda XD

[@AdventuresofTakuzaandMitziel]

hahahaha

[@cold481]

*shayne*

[@slug9378]

His wish didnt come true

[@WatchKid12]

Well now that you’ve said it, it won’t come true!

[@liafana6029]

Damian: do I sing or dance Smosh producer: yes

[@anfffff]

i think its better how long do i sing or dance

[@winterXgames4]

“It’s like Dr. Pepper, but he didn’t go to medical school.” Lmaoooo I gotta use this as a server.

[@codywang1801]

winterXgames4 and then screw it up. Hehe

[@PrincePalmUwU]

We have cola is like coke but this one dont have drugs in them

[@shawneeg214]

My go to at the end of the meal if the crowd is right, “would you guys like to get coffee or dessert, maybe a shot of tequila?” Works more often than you’d think

[@ayo-ni6lh]

People singing 'Happy Birthday' to you is the most awkward thing ever. I appreciate the sentiment, but I have no idea what to do with myself other than smile awkwardly while you do that. Also, can we take a minute to appreciate Damien's amazing singing voice?

[@ethanthamouse6695]

I just tune it out and focus on the dessert

[@frogsonastick2376]

U just stair at the table smiling like ur having a mental breakdown

[@cgrxprodigy5559]

Someone sign Damian

[@trifex3333]

Same

[@RHall15]

Ikr

[@mrprince2165]

By the time Damien's done singing, that guy's gonna be celebrating his next birthday XD

[@TheBeckinator2000]

Brilliant!😂😂

[@erikmedling8995]

Safari The Critic it’s a vicious cycle!

[@mariagarcia1027]

XD

[@billkling378]

Then he’ll have to sing again

[@harryhale8269]

He’s gonna have to sing it again 😂😂😂

[@melissaperez7603]

everyone : we want more of damien singing !!! smosh : ok lets give him an entire happy birthday solo

[@SpeedyGD5]

The only reason for this being 10 minutes, is Damiens singing.

[@emilymulcahy]

At least it wasn't bad lol

[@SpeedyGD5]

emily mulcahy ikr

[@akirasakazuki3447]

His voice sounds great tho

[@greentea5534]

420th like lol

[@Korrupt27]

It was good tho

[@almeydagunawan3577]

Damien: How much do you guys want me to sing Smosh producer: yes

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

Why do i feel like this comment came after the other one just like it

[@NGC-7635]

I have a feeling he didn’t need that much convincing

[@fulanito777omgwtf7]

@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 todos los comentarios son una copia barata 0 de originalidad

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

@@fulanito777omgwtf7 tu está correcto.

[@fulanito777omgwtf7]

@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 😂 i speak spanish but i dont understand what you say me

[@SwiftyLettuce]

As someone being a waiter, this is terrifyingly accurate.

[@draighholbrook7632]

Which one

[@neeq238]

Draigh Holbrook the entire video

[@zaivfx]

Your like 9

[@bigrandy100]

Are you sure you're a waiter if your name is "GachaPotatoMan" and you have a gacha profile picture?

[@aswinajithan1828]

As someone who eats from restaurants, this is terrifyingly accurate

[@Squigglestheduck]

Damien forcing shayne to say freezie chunks killed me.

[@xeraiddiaz]

Ok but damien has a gorgeous voice like damn I never knew he could sing like that

[@Rafa-hq2bo]

@iiKevin_XD I just went to the comments to see if anyone else would say sth about that....like dude he is just talented, i mean he can also do like voices and stuff

[@JackPlayz961]

HE CAN BE SINGER

[@delaneyknipp9485]

FOR REAL THOUGH

[@bradley2042]

Damn skippy

[@rebeccajordan6905]

True

[@sachairvine7099]

“Trent ate his twin in the womb...” Best line in the video

[@Somu_Solu]

Sacha Irvine when is that

[@MMF1674]

What about "hope you guys like....LUBE"

[@drunkdogeKB]

I thought it's twin in the room, it's 10x more funnier now

[@KatieForonda]

Angelo Altamirano 9:25

[@majora8253]

Sentence has never been uttered in the history of mankind

[@alinayudenko1597]

They say Damien is still singing till this day

[@viviannehart2364]

Poor vocal cords

[@benn_bazaa]

@@viviannehart2364 I’m sorry?

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

They speak the truthfully, but he's switched to Christmas songs

[@tttot8312]

I’ve heard him while sleeping

[@svvaze3426]

Me: *looks at food* Waiter: **.00001 seconds later** “how is everything?”

[@falpal2082]

I laughed at that comment more then I laughed at the video😂

[@sarbagyabhattarai]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Kuchhh]

They wanna make sure they gave you the right shit.

[@birbfactss]

Me: Moves my water cup 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometers to the right The waiter: _More Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks, dear?_

[@dylancole1910]

BurntBlazes next time I go out for food I'm going to order that instead of water and see if the waiter reacts😂

[@mechadoggy]

Dylan Cole let us know how it turns out

[@pleaseentername9903]

No one: Literally no one: Damien: *sings like an angel*

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

Oooohhhh~ 👆👈👉👆 ooohhh~ *Puts the candle fire down* Oooh🖕🖕ooohhhh🖕🖕ooohhh🖕 oh🖕oh XD

[@ggdfytfgg4745]

@@nuttynutsnutstache ha ..

[@omarijackson1034]

lmao they worked for disney so ya know singing is just mandatory

[@BallerNachos]

@@omarijackson1034 WAIT WHAT! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT! THAT'S SO COOL!

[@micweezy8112]

He shouldn't be on KZbin he should be signing

[@mastashun4047]

I feel like Damien's song are those akward moments when it's your birthday in school and everyone is singing and you are just standing there just like •_•

[@zoolanderlovesyou]

People who have their birthday on the vacation: 👁👄👁

[@lifesux1953]

I can’t smile on command so it was kinda awkward for me

[@roseslime713]

@@zoolanderlovesyou Me who has a birthday in August: 🥴

[@rawrrahaa]

yu

[@rawrrahaa]

yy

[@callmebyyourunusannus9558]

Smosh producer: how long can you hold a note Damien: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2 weeks later Damien : uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@fn_frmdaK]

20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@emilynelms7974]

Me: takes one sip of water Waiter: Would you like a refill

[@ZERO-cg9st]

Yeah

[@andersthecrow6588]

Me: ready to eat a big bite of my meal Waiter: does the food taste like it should and do you want more fries or dip

[@fenrix155]

I drink my entire coke within 2 minutes. I usually get about 3 or 4 refills every time I go out to eat

[@aylabeyronricafrente]

sana ol

[@zorro5401]

Me: drinking Waiter: pores water in my cup as i drink.

[@sams_not_here]

To Christina, Britney, Mariah, Ariana, and Beyonce: Damien is comin for yall

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

My name is christina soooo damien is coming for me? Lol

[@lynseybulmer]

Ikr

[@Coolerthan_u]

Kritevit yt no

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

@@Coolerthan_u No what? My name IS Christina

[@not.iqa_xx7331]

She probably meant Christina Perri

[@riverg8326]

i want Damien to have his own karaoke video

[@tapwaterlover18]

my name is damien

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Damien out there channeling his best Christina Aguilera/Ariana grande

[@doodles_bi_tea]

Dink Fam and sort of a little Mariah Carey 😂

[@dontheconartist9525]

1000th like

[@gingerpirate3624]

Just singing ALL of the notes

[@stainsarebad4188]

I got really uncomfortable at that part.

[@konungr2995]

He was no where near that

[@johnkummer5935]

Damien: Sings in Tinder for Hot Dogs Everyone: MOOOOORE!!! Damien: Ok

[@wisco9er536]

Ah yes! That's what started it!

[@joewood8675]

What

[@wisco9er536]

@@joewood8675 you need English lessons?

[@3SF2024]

Where

[@wisco9er536]

@@3SF2024 english lessons?

[@ashef877]

Ngl could’ve listened to Damien’s voice forever and not cared

[@rosefeather349]

Kevinnn Dimpsey frrrrr

[@nofoxgiven3052]

Same

[@trainingwtroop]

Adlina Hadidi ‘not gonna lie’

[@cent1989]

@@BarkleyBrixton what is whatbis?

[@cent1989]

Adlina Hadidi 🆒

[@ryanharpster]

Smosh: on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your singing Damien: Yes

[@agentaj8543]

smosh fans: we want damien to sing also smosh fans: SHUT UP

[@ianflores8699]

Agent AJ lmao 😂 u right

[@thatoneanimekid7999]

SHUT UP

[@Korrupt27]

No

[@vortexion-g7h]

I gave the 1000th like

[@burrito8600]

Agent AJ old intro

[@CasANova259]

"Alright so ur gonna catch these hands" -Damien Haas 2020

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@Galinda33]

I want an every boy band ever that’s just Damien as all of the boy bands

[@rosefeather349]

Elizabeth Virginia YES PLEASE

[@philipbarbossa]

Me: I finally heard Damien sing more than just a few words! I can now die happily. * reads this comment * Me: That would make me so happy I'd actually die. I hope they make this!

[@steamer1]

...roadie

[@bandronn]

When Damien blew the candle instead of letting Shane do it, that was great.

[@morgankennedy0370]

Shayne trying to not break character while damien was singing.

[@joshhan2821]

The legend says, Damien is still singing to Shane

[@donnadoonan4322]

Yep

[@mattynator911]

Shayne

[@kayden4393]

Ya shane

[@mhzjohnny_8938]

U mean *TRENT*

[@roasta9013]

Fxuk,gacha Tuber yeah, who do they think they are?

[@fredyjuarez5644]

The second career Damiem is gonna do is singing his own songs

[@luzvimindadesa1728]

Can we just appreciate Damien's GORGEOUS voice?!

[@charlotterose2208]

Can we just talk about how good Damien was even though he wasn’t supposed to

[@itsjustbrandy4290]

Amazing

[@chrism45]

He's just the guy that tries too hard

[@cow_can]

He’s was supposed to

[@CXLVIII]

Nobody: Literally no one: Damien: *TRENT ATE HIS TWIN IN THE WOMB*

[@trentdavis9553]

I wish I did haha

[@cheeseca7529]

Trent Davis If you have a twin, they better be staying away lmaoo

[@trentdavis9553]

maxxinq I do have a twin her name is Auburn 😂😂😂

[@pioyoyong]

Spedicey Meme Time stamp?

[@huntermansam2006]

ImperialBurst 9:26

[@thelegendax9933]

Nobody: Damien: HaPpY BiIIiiIRRrTHDaaaaYyY

[@joshualucas2742]

Happy birthday is all the same note

[@unboxing_alyssa2598]

😂

[@evinator1612]

Viewers: can you stop singing Damien? Kieth: I DONT THINK SOOOAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@mechadoggy]

I remember that Every Vine Ever reference

[@HeavenNuts]

This needs more recognition oml

[@12345away]

Singing part... 1st: Dude he can sing 2nd: Ok... this is still going 3rd: ENOUGH ALREADY

[@brennanwn]

THIS IS SO HARILIOUS 🤣😂😃

[@Skate4Pls]

I just got a headache.

[@brennanwn]

@@Skate4Pls Exactly

[@ninamitchell7283]

Smosh producers: we should do that restaurant birthday thing Damien:*pushes up glasses* This is my time He low-key went off tho😂😂

[@maxrealname5624]

I loved that part also this comment is probably my favorite lmao

[@josephsky7883]

When you realize Damien is a good singer if he tried

[@Error_Detected404]

"You're getting older friend but your life has just begun. You started as a baby but you grew into a man" I really thought he was gonna say you grew into a Nun what is wrong with me

[@kade865]

I THINK that’s it’s because it was the first thing that came to mind when rhyming with the word “begun”. PLEASE DO NOT SHUT ME DOWN!! I have not at all learned about that yet!

[@thatonedude5689]

I thought he was gonna day “grew into a BUN’’ what is wrong with me

[@randomrandomly2471]

MEDICAL TREATMENT

[@rawrrahaa]

fiiff

[@leohspies]

08:34 I love how almost every video gets to a point where is just damien trying to entertain shayne

[@Aidan-zc8wx]

Or the other way around

[@__m__a__x__]

Everyone: Damien is such an amazing singer!!!! Also Everyone: WHy Is nO oNE TaLKinG AboUt DaMien's SiNGiNg

[@christiandacurious6098]

Max I know it’s crazy!!🤣

[@opiumdontmiss]

Nobody: Mosquitos around my bed at 3 A.M: 5:37

[@jayna62001]

Ikr

[@LucasCAPS]

@@matildamwh But it is.

[@cheatlmao]

So true

[@Alvajrgnsn]

That’s the best comment I’ve ever read

[@j3llysp1der96]

7:45 "it landed right in the trash can"THAT GOT ME LAUGHING

[@aralay2508]

Damien singing happy birthday: *unparalled*

[@pokemonhero7720]

Legends says that Damien is still there singing to this day

[@h0td1gg1tyd0g]

Is no one gonna talk about Damien singing like an angel?

[@Hungry542]

It sound like a opera singer

[@seankerr837]

Natalyia Kopack It was good but it did take up a fair bit of the video.

[@jpizzle1553]

No, everyone’s talking about it...

[@Arkatox]

*demon

[@Hungry542]

So true

[@mfitzburger5137]

I need to inform you all that Damien's "twin in the womb" bit legit made me choke on water for at least 20 seconds. I now know what it's like to face my impending death, thanks to Smosh.

[@Lily-yb1ms]

Waiter: What would you like to drink? Me: Hi, yes, my friend would like Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks. I’ll just have a Sprite with a tan.

[@danielalt7054]

Lily can I get Dr Pepper but he didn’t go to medical school?

[@theobserver887]

@@danielalt7054 when I get a mr pibb, I'm making that joke.

[@bbsteele671]

THIS IS F'IN' STOOPID!!

[@sunnywilliams512]

Me: *watching this video Damien: -sings- Me: I'm.GoNnA HaVe A hEaRt AtTaCk Damien: still singing Me: Be StIlL My HeArT Damien: -still singing- Me: Ded from Damien's beautiful voice

[@penguinsmama0042]

Damien is such a good singer. Another reason for why we should love him.

[@justafutbolfan505]

Meanwhile Damian was singing l was waiting for Ian to say SHUT UP

[@luxdeitine4882]

70th like

[@pakiproductionshd6075]

Congrats u reached the century mark

[@SKROGY]

Ah yes *so iconic*

[@rawrrahaa]

yy

[@SKROGY]

@@rawrrahaa ww

[@siriusgray]

“Welcome to Olive Garden. Are you here for an anniversary or a breakup?” I screamed.

[@Womp_womp55]

Damian is actually a really good singer like DAMN

[@Womp_womp55]

*Damien*

[@rubydyte]

I know right, but also *damien*

[@GOODFRIENDDENIM]

If Damian and ian had a couple's name it would be damian

[@rubydyte]

KOTTA .....😂😂😂

[@gershyschwartz711]

Yup

[@francescaboswell9611]

No one likes singing happy birthday, and no one likes being sung happy birthday, so what are we all doing?

[@yuuji3795]

Exactly

[@Remuslupinlove]

Isobel Wentworth not true I love embarrassing my friend

[@laobok]

Just tell them to stop.

[@anthonywagner5765]

Crazy managers, mine always forces me to

[@jeremymcwiliker9030]

That was a viral reddit post lol

[@anonymousassasin3204]

Dang, is it just me or Damien could be a singer, his voice is like an angel

[@No-wi1cm]

Looks like the exact same place where they filmed ever denny's ever

[@kinischh]

What if it is Dennys? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@beatricezagami6347]

Right

[@No-wi1cm]

@@kinischh 🤔

[@jackblaser4544]

What!? They have to re-use sets?! What a suprise!

[@isaacmaybeplayz2051]

True

[@FallenOne87]

"My instinct was ta pick up the fork and stab it into your hand. That's where improv gets dangerous." Oh Damien, this is why you're my favourite. 😂😂😂

[@AsgardCupcakes]

-Damien starts singing- Me: YES WE ALL WANTED THIS!!!

[@austenobrien3227]

All of damiens singing 3:31 5:06 6:35 8:33 9:16

[@AdventuresofTakuzaandMitziel]

ozz10 thank you

[@melspopsicle5931]

Why did I need this so much!? Thx♥♥

[@certiimxhzn]

Thx, we all needed this

[@DrChurchill]

Let's be honest here, we think Damien has a good voice...

[@professionalprocrastinator980]

NO! We KNOW Damien has a GREAT voice!

[@jz9417]

I made this 420. Job done god. I can go now. ... God?

[@crazywindows88]

i don't.

[@DrChurchill]

@@crazywindows88 lol ok

[@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051]

@@NomzNo someone having criticism or opinions is apparently stupid. God humanity is screwed

[@ashleyb8519]

4:54 I love that waxer Rachel is in this!!

[@wisco9er536]

I think you're the only one who noticed

[@KatinkaMaika]

THANK YOU! she looked so familiar, but I couldn't place her

[@mikewazowski7108]

Glad someone else saw it

[@julopuleo7974]

How much singing are you comfortable with? Damien: *yes*

[@unnamed2332]

This whole set, acting, actors, script, and production are amazing. All of it is really truly impressive. Thanks for making my day brighter

[@icypopsicle9082]

“My appendix again?!” “You did this.”

[@dallonjust.dallon8153]

“We’re very hungry... no rush though” -Ian 2020

[@GuardianNuel]

Is it bad that I love Damien's birthday song? Also this should be the new national anthem.

[@KyWasHere1]

6:57 “WeLL uR gEtTiN oLdeR fRienD bUt Ur LiFe hAs jUsT bEgUn yOu sTarteD aS a BaBy bUt yOu gRew IntO a MaN 🤠🤠”

[@hoods-music]

Me: *takes 1 sip of Coke* Waiter: *comes running down the hall* Waiter: would you like a refill?

[@NCon-to5wn]

The happy birthday wasn’t realistic. The singing wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it really would be

[@galvaknuckles1152]

His singing was actually really good though

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

He was a good singer though

[@pristrine]

He sung good why u think it's bad

[@NCon-to5wn]

The point of the joke was that waiters singing happy birthday is never good and sometimes overdone. I wasn’t saying he sang badly, sorry for confusion, in saying in reality they would’ve been in three different keys and would change key almost every measure

[@linkeffect82]

In my head canon, that waiter was a former boy band member when he was 17 years old.

[@bokehinataboke579]

Damien singing: 0___0 OMG HE SHOULD GO ON TYE VOICE

[@aybhannn-3505]

*legend says damien is still singing.*

[@Pau_Pau9]

Legend says this meme is over used.

[@Gehrig04]

Smosh producers: Damien how much do you want to sing Damien: YES Just want to say thank you guys so much for this many likes I’ve never had this many.

[@yea9677]

shut up kid

[@nahfammn1509]

Dude get out of here. Go to KZbin kids.

[@PsychiatricSlo]

Nah Fam Bruh. If you're Angry about a kid, going on Normal KZbin Then You, really have No Life.

[@nahfammn1509]

Night Bot my dude if you type almost every word with a capital then go back to school. Also go mind you godam business

[@PsychiatricSlo]

Nah Fam Goddamn*

[@Ibrahim17869]

*The legends says he's still singing the birthday song*

[@TomBydand]

how long did damien actually go on singing? also given how uncomfortable he was with singing until recenlty i'm kinda oddly proud of him for getting more confident.

[@gingersnapcam7334]

That twin in a womb song caught me off guard-

[@bingbong3980]

Damien: "My instinct was to pick up the fork and stab it into your hand- thats when improv can get dangerous" Wtf but also relatable 😹

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

i feel like damien was into musical theater as a teen

[@desireanichole7985]

Have you heard of "the Peach incident"

[@jadeplank9750]

Sleeping Repurr I’m pretty sure he has majored in theater in college

[@desireanichole7985]

I'm not sure what his major was but based on the fact he was in an improv group it was probably theater or acting of some form.

[@davidwyrsch8640]

Sleeping Repurr he did

[@G_Zeezy]

“ITS LIKE SPRITE BUT IT HAS A TAN”

[@EmileHighClub]

Zena G hahaha im deaddd

[@theflash5689]

Sprite cranberry

[@xak1al]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how well Damien hit his notes 😦😀

[@funnypunisher4769]

Nobody: Damien: I JUST TAKING YOUR ORDER I'M JUST TAKING THEIR ORDER!!!!

[@awkward_potatox9655]

funny Demetrius YES 😂

[@ltucker8]

And now a song I wrote called "betrayal"

[@awkward_potatox9655]

Luke Tucker 😂 F**********

[@ririshirzy940]

I love how everyone is talking about Damien's birthday song but like I really enjoyed Ian's angry servant. He's just so perfect for it!

[@eefmorph]

“Hey there folks, my name is Johnny-“ Hold up hold up hold up..... *Lemme stop you right there*

[@Kingslayer260]

Honestly damien blowing out the candle and flipping shayne off is the funniest thing

[@kaijuoni8592]

I don’t know who her name is but her quick smile to “I dislike my job” was perfect.

[@azelmamortlake4471]

Think it's Jacklyn Uweh.

[@heathy4671]

Has anyone noticed that Damian is a really good singer

[@ForkLefts]

Damien* but k

[@graabes]

no

[@sams_not_here]

Yes....almost all of the comments have mentioned it

[@numbskull3282]

No I missed that huge part of the video

[@jankosedivy123467]

Me: *has birthday* Waiter: *keeps singing* Me: Are you done yet!? Waiter: Not at all. *keeps singing* Me: *throws cake candle at the waiter* Now I can live in peace.

[@khtoix]

Me:"runs out of restaurant and runs infront of car"

[@lechoogs6173]

7:32 Welcome to DudePerfect!

[@Darklordrobby]

since when did restaurants say "ooh we got a noobie!" me:i wish people did that with me

[@starwreck2097]

Darklordrobby-Roblox it would be pretty cool

[@eatdirtig]

Gus Johnson: You gotta say "YOURE A NOOBIE BOOBIE!" ..."SAY IT!"

[@Yusaii]

Newbie

[@aaronaaronarrman9086]

Roblox is amazing

[@magsisdumb478]

Imagine how much fun Damien had as the singing waiter 😂

[@anniehuynh4707]

“hi i’m johnny i’ll be your server!” so that’s where he is now i’m not suprised

[@zrthea]

damien: yes producer: wtf i didnt even say anything