Everybody Hates Chris - Santa

[@hd2face394]

Santa: Eyesight. Hmm that sounds expensive LMAO!!!!!

[@user-tv4cy3xu6w]

HD 2Face 😩

[@ms.dorisrod6911]

😂😂

[@leeannaramos8772]

Its fucked up but funny as shit 😂😂😂😂

[@arizee5040]

HD 2Face LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@andysanchez9651]

0:54 haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juanda680]

that's the Santa I need for my kids

[@Victoria3232-j7o]

JD this should be. All mall santas.

[@IMNTV]

You guys are completely the worst

[@ihateyoubrian]

ZNR G4MER why that’s his opinion you just some little kid that just wants your presents

[@brehuff2117]

JD right

[@ihateyoubrian]

★ Froggie Animation ★ me or JD

[@kesslerine]

"Eyesight? That SOUNDS expensive!"

[@dredre_lj2003]

Kessler Tripp-Wallace It is but I've never noticed it was.

[@BabyFaceDon]

Kessler Tripp-Wallace I don’t think he seen tht coming

[@kesslerine]

@@BabyFaceDon no pun intended!

[@jamalbradshaw8635]

Not lying

[@RootTheLucario]

Thats true

[@MrJmb1996]

Julius is a bad Santa but he would be a great Grinch.

[@robertcarldecker]

Does anyone think Terry Crews would’ve been a suitable actor to voice The Grinch as opposed to Benedict Cumberbatch?

[@s.s5933]

@@robertcarldecker nah

[@urielmartinez7712]

@Kam Mike CORRECT THE BEST COMMENT ON KZbin🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@davanedavis1809]

Lol

[@nicobaby350]

You should ask him for a new hairline and he will tell you how mch it cost

[@luwamalem9537]

"Your gonna bankrupt your whole family for a puppy??" 😂😩

[@TheDarkwingj]

Terry Crews is hilarious lmao

[@theodorecarter6601]

If he asked me that, I’d have said yes. No more than what they deserve.

[@RootTheLucario]

Well taking care of a puppy takes a lot of money to spend on food and etc.

[@matadeverdoemden]

I lost it at, "Does that come with an EZ-to-Pay gas bill?"

[@Bloombaby99]

Me too!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lynnellis1015]

Lmao same

[@RootTheLucario]

He’s right

[@imammasri5390]

Tbf easy bake ovens use electricity not gas

[@AAJillSandwich]

Best Santa ever haha keeping it real.

[@larryturner3372]

yes

[@elkamalito9641]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 kids needs to learn

[@deedeemaclnnis1024]

He broke the kids spirit and they going to hate Claus.

[@Aaron-MackHartford]

Even though the Julius may give kids some fact, about how much things cost. I just think it wasn’t in his place, telling these kids they can’t expect their parents. Buy the things they wanted, that not his job to tell them that.

[@OswaldBatesIIIEsq]

The most honest Santa ever.

[@mawisa4life]

"If you're good, Santa will send you a train token... and you can take a subway downtown to get a job for Christmas". LMAOOOOOO 😂😂⚰⚰

[@Mii.2.0]

Mommy...🥺

[@elkamalito9641]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@offixialgamer889]

🤣🤣🤣

[@baconnjesus]

Bro got roasted with that one 😂

[@o.m.a.r3311]

That kid was too old to cry over a train set. Whatever happened to kicking grown ups in the knee area?😂😂😂

[@cristianarteaga1136]

How you ganna pay for this eye sight 😂😂

[@TheDarkwingj]

Julius is freaking funny lol

[@adrianalonso489]

If your good Santa will send you a train token so you can go to subway and get a job for Christmas lmfao 😂😂😂

[@larryturner3372]

lol

[@Victoria3232-j7o]

Adrian Alonso LMAO

[@Videokid703]

Adrian Alonso MOMMY

[@robertcarldecker]

I guess Santa Julius didn’t think about child labor laws when he said that!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaquilley3d]

' that was epic 😂😂😂😂

[@baggergurl16]

Whenever I'm feeling down or in need of a good laugh this is my go to video.

[@LeeLee19901]

Yep mine too

[@mohamed86192]

Does anyone realize that julius just adds everything in his head

[@kfire2567]

Would've made a great bank teller

[@mohamed86192]

@@kfire2567 ur right

[@robertcarldecker]

Does he even add the tax?

[@mohamed86192]

@@robertcarldecker that as well

[@RootTheLucario]

Well at least he’s teaching kids the truth about life

[@arhziz]

"Do you know that cost has much as a real car" 😂

[@jamiabrumback-lewis2205]

Now, how are you going to pay for this eyesight?

[@johnnycee9325]

"Can you afford a lawsuit!?" 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭☠☠

[@johnnycee9325]

😭😭😭😭

[@SynNickel9]

should have asked for a Cat instead 😂 nobody ever gets sued because a Cat scratched someone 😂😂😂😊

[@erykhodges9901]

It cost $137 and 16 cents do you have that kinda of money? Kid: No 😒 Well neither dose Santa 🎅 Welcome to my world kids Chris: Marry Christmas

[@David-bx7cj]

Hahaha

[@jamesleopard8518]

You misspelled Merry

[@joshualewis9494]

The broke Santa Claus

[@montaewarren003]

That's 0 dollars worth for that bold hair of his

[@6TomCruz6]

A realistic Santa

[@DeemanThomas-bn9qi]

Broke no good

[@HeavenestStCyr]

eye sight? ooh that sounds expensive

[@keithrobin6566]

Thought I was the only one who heard the bit about the eyesight

[@jlking8724]

😂😂

[@RootTheLucario]

True that

[@gummieboy16]

About time someone tells these kids about Santa a.k.a your parents.

[@mercymamre9970]

gummieboy16 you are right

[@lorddraugr3138]

I do believe in Santa, but in my own way...pretty much the most logical way, parents...Santa isn't a person, it's a word for "parents"...

[@lorddraugr3138]

Wait? Did I say that right? 🤔

[@Bloombaby99]

I ain't bullshitting. We were all kids but now we're Julius.

[@Videokid703]

he mentions the parents getting this stuff

[@ivygirl9119]

2:12 that dude was on iCarly

[@darealdealboiixdi5581]

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EATEN A SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS

[@Mii.2.0]

@@anthonyleon2226 OMG I LOVE ICARLY BUT SOMEHOW, I FORGOT HIS NAME. 😤

[@juju_426]

His name is David St. James

[@isaiahwasabi1381]

Ikr

[@Alexlemay17200]

WHO WROTE THIS?!?! WHO WROTE THIS LIE!

[@onyxuniverse4999]

I love this santa😂😂

[@jaylove6265]

“Can you afford a lawsuit” 🤣

[@someperson9999]

Julius could have been an accountant! Rich people would pay top dollar for his kind of talent!

[@bekzodabdusalomov1718]

I feel you

[@RootTheLucario]

He should’ve but he isn’t

[@billdeco08]

Then they probably wouldn't be living in Bed-Stuy they'd be living in one of the more upscale neighborhoods in New York City

[@MarblesSoda]

"Well neither does santa" *laughing while kid crys* "Eyesight, mm that sounds expensive" "Can you afford a lawsuit?"

[@irees9160]

Damn, Julius knows how much everything cost. He should’ve gone into banking 😂

[@devinjabairemoss]

If Santa Clause was brutally honest:

[@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm]

1:04 So true. Do all these kids in the world really want their parents to work themselves to the bone just to get their kids some toys that they're gonna quit playing with after a week?

[@jeremiahhester6408]

For real.

[@jamie_ghost.johnson]

Of course kids don’t understand what their parents have to do to keep them happy.

[@theodorecarter6601]

Yes

[@Aaron-MackHartford]

Even though the Julius may give kids some fact, about how much things cost. I just think it wasn’t in his place, telling these kids they can’t expect their parents. Buy the things they wanted, that not his job to tell them that.

[@RootTheLucario]

Absolutely get a job like everyone else kids

[@HeyLookItsThatGuy]

*Eye sight? Mmmm that sounds expensive"*

[@jamiabrumback-lewis2205]

Do you know how much a puppy costs?

[@amarijohnson2541]

Does that come with a easy-to-pay gas bill?

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

Chris wheezing off that syrup gets me everytime 😂😂

[@doubleflores8350]

Out of context, this is already hilarious, primarily because Julius is being cheap to kids for no reason other than that he’s Julius. But with the context, it’s so much funnier. Context wise, Drew and Tonya were acting especially good around this time to earn their gifts. When Julius and Rochelle find out their kids act of kindness was all lie, they understandably get pissed at them but off lecturing them because Julius has to go to work as Santa, so while there he decides to take out all his all his anger on these random kids because he’s not around his own right now. That what made this scene so much funnier to me, as it shows a father angered at his kids lying before Christmas and deciding to take it out on a bunch of other kids.

[@chinoelmagister]

“How are you gonna pay for this eyesight” I’m done

[@KingNazaru]

I love this scene .

[@Strawbrrybae]

lol

[@jamiabrumback-lewis2205]

Me too.

[@jaquallawhite5767]

Welcome to my world kid got me 😂😂😂

[@TheJayair]

Julius would have owned Wall street as a broker with all those figures in his head.

[@coolmkdmacedonia]

You gonna bankrupt your whole family just to get a puppy?🤣

[@jamiabrumback-lewis2205]

If you're good, Santa will send you a train token...and you can take the subway downtown and get a job for Christmas.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

​@@jamiabrumback-lewis2205Mommyyyy

[@nicotorres5965]

I imagined one of these kids wanted matching sweaters for her and her dog.

[@Hernameis994]

You're firing me at Christmas time...that's the only time you can fire santa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lane8492]

“Black Santa caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.” Chris

[@omrgazeck3733]

1:23 okay that looks like he's really crying

[@jaylove6265]

“Can you afford a lawsuit?” 😂😂😂

[@zacclough]

The kid that played the blind one is my roommate I’m not even kidding. He’s not even blind

[@mariogamefreak1]

Of course he not. He was an actor.

[@characterlover2138]

Mr. Howard from iCarly😀

[@Mii.2.0]

@@saniatabasum3419 🥺

[@helenemusuyi7156]

When my daddy trying to give me presents but he’s behind bars 🙃

[@coola1383]

Sad to hear he's in jail

[@elkamalito9641]

Sorry to hear that

[@allmightyjesse6334]

0:34 Chris is still taking pictures 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adityakashyap4036]

Eyesight, that sounds expensive 😂😂hell naw

[@afropuff245]

Did any else notice how the blind kid asked for eyesight?

[@elkamalito9641]

Yep, 😂😂😂😂😂

[@VIVABELLAVIVAHERMANO]

that girl is so cute awww

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Which girl?

[@theclassicvacuumcleanersfa2377]

I love him LMFAO 🤣😂do you know how much allllllllll that stuff cost???😂😂😂😂😂

[@gatorboy74]

And you ain't gonna be satisfied with just one hot wheel no-ho-ho-ho you gonna want the whole collection of em

[@mk-ultraviolence1760]

The fact that he knew exactly how much all that Barbie stuff costed down to the cents will never not be funny to me

[@robertcarldecker]

0:31 if you play it at 2x speed, it sounds like that girl is laughing!

[@elkamalito9641]

How you gonna pay for these eyesite😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@valeriebursiaga253]

Basically, he was telling these children that money doesn't grow on trees..😒

[@Mii.2.0]

9 year old me: 😭

[@fenrirwolfy1848]

What is money made of? Paper. What's paper made of? Trees. So, technically... Money does grow on trees.

[@tiaradarty7985]

@@fenrirwolfy1848 true

[@RootTheLucario]

Well thats basically true

[@Beavis-ej3ny]

I feel bad for the blind kid. He asked for eyesight 💀

[@mozartamadeus7225]

Imagine not growing up with this show

[@LarrytheKing16]

1:44 “Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays”.

[@ashleysmith8402]

Julius makes a bad santa #1 he isn't jolly and kind #2 he's making the kids cry 😢 really Julius

[@thecaptain1242]

Absolutely hysterical

[@anthonyeatman28]

Julius u are a mean old mr Grinch

[@KianoUyMOOP]

Santa Julius reminds me a lot of Reality from 'Southpark'; both tell it like it is, regardless if it is pleasant or otherwise.

[@canuseeme2670]

Haha do u know how that cost😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaronbrown2448]

If I appeared in the episode where Julius was playing Santa when he said I couldn't have the presents I probably have him replaced.

[@peridotfacet2f5lcut5xg9]

for the people who plays saints row would know that the guy who plays jules is Benjamin King's new voice actor and in this show he got the same name as jules little

[@exoticjanene]

2:12 hey that’s Mr.Howard from icarly 😂

[@afrosamurai8687]

That’s the Santa I’ve give a black eye too

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

Mr. Howard should asked for a new pair of pants for Christmas

[@boxybrown4421]

i love this show

[@offixialgamer889]

Easy bake oven? Do you know how much that gas bill cost🤣🤣🤣😂

[@fee9043]

Julius coming with the reality Santa.

[@jamesleopard8518]

Chris passed out when he is not feeling well

[@chasethekid11]

He misused cough syrup

[@kravethedream]

Imagine getting fired for telling the truth

[@deedeemaclnnis1024]

Well, it cost him. He was little too truthful, and never gonna believe in Santa again.

[@teanmace]

It happens all the time. If it doesn't benefit the company, you're out.

[@RootTheLucario]

Well these kids need to know about it eventually

[@catherinenye3244]

When David Read from Arthur spilled out the truth about life to DW and her preschool friends and made them all cry except his own son Arthur and his elementary school friends otherwise he’ll ruin the elementary school kids’ including his son’s childhood.

[@ambercrosland6472]

Julius didn't know that Christmas is the time of year not to be a cheapskate and Santa isn't supposed to make kids cry like that no wonder they fired him !

[@deedeemaclnnis1024]

Well, cost him a paycheck.

[@byrellebrass7387]

Get a job for Christmas

[@brazybeen4653]

" Remember what I told you Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! " LOL

[@cvideos8926]

omg i can't belive julius was making those kid's cry

[@Videokid703]

i can't believe it to

[@coolvideos5113]

C Videos me neither

[@wearingasuitwhiletakingaba3006]

C Videos He's being real tho

[@teanmace]

I can

[@Bloombaby99]

@@wearingasuitwhiletakingaba3006 Exactly.

[@DanielSchmidt-s8t]

You're Santa Claus, you're not supposed to make the children cry.

[@jamesleopard8518]

2:48 Chris almost died!!!!

[@peridotfacet2f5lcut5xg9]

the Grinch vs Julius

[@joelweisstuch4572]

2:19 Mr Howard from iCarly. He would do 10× worse if he were a Santa 😂

[@Steven-pn8kd]

Especially since he hates children.

[@billdeco08]

That's true. Too bad they never did that on ICarly. Maybe Goldstein's went out of business then he became an angry teacher in California

[@laurynalana1876]

He’s not the best Santa but I’ll admit he is telling kids the truth; it’s just at the same time there’s a time and a place for everything.

[@Aaron-MackHartford]

Best of crushing they dreams.

[@laurynalana1876]

@@Aaron-MackHartford I mean it’s hard to tell kids about bills, rent, struggling in general. But I honestly wish some1 told me when I was a kid cuz looking back it makes me feel bad how they still loaded me with presents when we were struggling. I wouldn’t have expected so much if I knew

[@rainbowdragon1872]

"eyesight? that sounds expensive" i started choking on my beer lolol omfg i never caught that as a kid

[@craigkaminker7583]

2:03 its. The principal mr howard from Icarly

[@LeeLee19901]

"An easy to pay gas bill" 😅😅😅😅😅

[@larryturner3372]

lol bad Santa

[@DippKlippGuy]

Healthy advice for children at Christmas time: Be vocal, but not extravagant.

[@Bloombaby99]

There you go!

[@AlanaGurl]

Julius sucks as Santa lol

[@Videokid703]

why yes he does

[@king_marcusgodof_kings4766]

true

[@missdoris]

nah he doesnt, hes the realist santa.

[@edeshawnmiller3313]

Ang Jo 7ii

[@thevacuumcleanersfactory3554]

No he don't, he the realest Santa ever 😂😂😂😂

[@o.m.a.r3311]

2:38 Young Chris's actor is alot better at fainting and acting terrified than smiling when he's supposed to. Also, please get the Real Philip Seymour Hoffman next time! RIP (Of course I know he's gone.) Edit: At 1:16 it's obvious that Julius had some bad experience with one of his kids! And I think that girl was crying over the fact that now she knows what happens to those poor dogs which makes her less spoiled than other kids.

[@doubleflores8350]

Actually the context is better than you think. Right before this scene, Julius and Rochelle find out Drew and Tonya’s acts of kindness were all a lie so they can get more gifts. So he decides to take his anger out in other kids because he couldn’t to his own until he got back from work. It made this scene so much funnier.

[@V1VISECT6]

"Eyesight. That sounds expensive."

[@dredre_lj2003]

This scene is funny tho but Julius is NOT a bad Santa and he didn't mean to make the children cry he's just telling it like it is, it sounds cold but in real life it is.

[@Bloombaby99]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@robertcarldecker]

“Bad Santa”, eh? He’s certainly putting Billy Bob Thornton to shame!

[@dredre_lj2003]

@@robertcarldecker dude read my comment, I said he's NOT a bad santa

[@robertcarldecker]

@@dredre_lj2003 I was joking

[@mrfivegold]

oh yeah Santa is all about real life realities. Just tell them what they want to hear and let Christmas Day be the reality.

[@TongPik3]

1:31 LMAO BRUH

[@Dark-Niks]

“Mommy!” 😢 1:36 (Also just clocked that Julius laughed when bro said that.)

[@johnsierra3537]

*makes child cry* Julius: alright, great, next kid!

[@JarodFarrant]

2:25 I see Julius point, but this is Christmas. This is when the kids are supposed to escape. Reality is the one time of year we can forget reality for a while and believe in the magic of Christmas.

[@tatjana7008]

and thats how corporations make high profits during holidays seasons 😁

[@jayanimations494]

Yeah that’s only if you’re fortunate enough

[@blueraccoon1088]

Let's be real, Julius is a scrooge more then a Santa just saying

[@AhmadAli-op2xc]

Welcome my world kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janifieladam]

A stingy santa claus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesleopard8518]

2:50 Chris has a fatal fever

[@sinkambamusafili1612]

Wait brainstorm.... Julius should have been the Grinch

[@lynnellis1015]

0:55 Lmao