everyone has an egg memory

share your favorite egg memory in the comments below !!
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[@sofiapagen]

Honestly whats crazy is that everyone Did have an unique egg memory

[@Angelus9015]

What do you mean? Everyone I know has their own egg memory.

[@NiteSaiya]

Pick any ubiquitous thing that exists in all or most human cultures and most people will have a memory about it.

[@sofiapagen]

@@Angelus9015 the only egg memory I got is a sad one and not very specific.

[@sumdude5172]

Mine is biting into a bad egg unknowingly and had it exploding in my face

[@Jehty_]

​@@sumdude5172that unlocked an egg memory for me 😊 Someone in my household threw a whole egg onto the compost. Maybe a year later, maybe longer who knows, when I was shoveling the dirt out of the compost the egg was still in one piece. Until I accident hit it with the shovel and cracked it open. That smell 🤢

[@TheThePerson]

The deviled egg on the windowsill. I don’t know how long it’s been sitting there but I think you should eat it

[@thatguy5]

Where is this from? I'm being dead serious I remember this in some dark recess of my mind.

[@elbruces]

@@thatguy5 Brennan as the devil on Zac's shoulder.

[@dashawnlee2485]

😂😂😂

[@dragonflies6793]

the second deviled egg on the windowsill...

[@arifike]

Oh you threw up right away! 😀

[@dimethylhexane]

my entire life up to my mid-twenties was one big egg memory

[@BenjaminEarlMusic]

Congratulations

[@AshZucchini8168]

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who read the title that way

[@The_Jovian]

Ayyyyy

[@aj7058]

Proud of you.

[@meiliyinhua7486]

As someone who never watched the original, I was hoping that there was a trans person in the cast and that would be the punchline

[@stwbmc98]

The best part of this episode was when they put a phone number on screen, and calling it gives you a voice message from actual Katie Marovitch

[@Bobberation]

I was going to try this but I lost the number

[@xecillmaze4740]

My favorite was when Katie repeated her presentation from the top (which behind the scenes actually happened lmao)

[@terriblej6107]

I was thinking “I don’t have an egg memory” after watching I could think of three memories. Yeah everyone does have an egg memory

[@Joseph-td2um]

"How to cook hard boiled egg" - Katie Marovich

[@WontonTV]

Now that's foreshadowing

[@tamaglitchy]

that was a pretty good egg memory variety, lot of range, you don't see that often

[@AlexPBenton]

You could say the range was… free

[@unconcernedsalad2]

@@AlexPBentonalright who let you out of the enclosure

[@EpicBeard815]

I like how Katie is pretending(???) to not know anybody's name

[@rho-bot]

Kait Thompson, wife goals 💀

[@bellona0544]

My wife literally just stared into my soul when Jess spoke. I have quite literally eaten ten deviled eggs before guests arrive because I, too, am a deviled egg fiend wife.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Was expecting an entirely different sort of "egg memory".

[@sarahwinn2453]

Same 🏳️‍⚧️ and I have a lot of those

[@TheHoliestCow]

I think the majority of 🏳️‍⚧️ did

[@awlomthesheepermen]

Ally shows up is like what’s up yall

[@gariden]

i was genuinely (somehow) convinced that it was going to be a memory from when you were an egg. as in, pre-embryo. as an improv thing i guess, really not sure how that would go. i’m also 🏳️‍⚧️so really, what is my brain doing. should’ve gone there first.

[@Iman-st3lp]

What are you referring to

[@purelytheoretical2205]

PAUL F TOMPKINS?! 😮😲😃

[@elbruces]

Yeah, he was on an episode of Dirty Laundry as well.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I wonder who he challenged to a wrench foight.

[@ELeviathan33]

@@elbruces What is this show called in the video? I'll watch anything Paul is on

[@smellycock8865]

@@ELeviathan33 late but its smartypants on dropout

[@itzpokeblox]

My best egg memory is that I'm trans

[@virginiaausband5215]

I definitely clicked on the video thinking that it was referring to formative gender nonconforming memories

[@celestialbeas9214]

​@@virginiaausband5215yeahhh, I clicked on the video for the same reason. 🤣

[@galacticducks4418]

My favourite egg memory was during college. My roommate’s friend told us that his parents had bought him one of those big jugs of Milkis and was complaining that it was so much to drink for one person. Now, I love me some Milkis and hadn’t had some in a while so I asked him (through my roommate) if he wanted to trade for something. He said he wanted a carton of orange juice. Sure, absolutely, that’s a fair trade. But he had been saying that he hadn’t done groceries for a while and didn’t have any eggs to have with his ramen that night so I decided to be generous. We hop in the car and head to a darkened strip mall with a single streetlight shining on the parking lot. It’s 11pm by the way. We wait until he walks over and like the weirdest dealers you’ve ever seen trade the Milkis for the OJ. He’s like ‘ok cool’. But I’m like ‘you forgot something, king’ and pull two loose eggs from my sweatpants. He’s looks at them and goes ‘okay’. And then we parted, going our separate ways. 🥚🥚

[@XoIoRouge]

This story wins.

[@missellehansen]

Greek Orthodox Easter egg tradition where you crack them against each other and whoever comes out unscathed wins. They were decorated so intricately as well ! Boom, egg memory!

[@claytonandres1194]

Also Romanian! We still do this every year. We have a trophy and everything

[@youngsheldonfan_001]

I believe they do this in Palestine as well

[@hibiscus00]

@@claytonandres1194i'm also romanian!! can confirm i do this every easter (and yet i've never won once)

[@ericius-yy4md]

we do this in russia too! I wonder if orthodox christianity originated in greece or came there from somewhere else and then spread to russia and other countries 🤔

[@icecreamsandwich7522]

@@claytonandres1194yeahhh this would be my egg memory :-)

[@emv2917]

My egg memory is that time my doctor asked if I had any feelings about my gender and I said, "I don't get why anyone would ever want to become a boy, but it makes sense, wanting to transition into a girl. Believe me, I get that so deeply, but that's not me. I'm not trans." And then my doctor just went "okay" and didn't interrogate that any further, and I remained an uncracked egg for the next six years.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

There's an EG on your HEAD and the yoeulk is fabllinbg dagn

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

When I was 6 years old, I was learning how to cook, and I could easily fry a couple of eggs, but one day I foolishly used a frying pan with very low walls, so some oil got onto the flames, and I witnessed a genuine pillar of fire rise from my still frying eggs, going up to the ceiling, before vanishing in a moment. I swore off cooking for years after that.

[@leroyjenkins3840]

What an egg memory

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

Patrick is the first person to be from Smosh who's now on Dropout. This is big for my niche crevice of the internet

[@user-pz9jb2hw1p]

Ify too!

[@kanewall178]

he's been on there a few times actually.

[@Kingbimmy]

YES! I LOVE THAT WE ARE OUT HERE 😍

[@Joseph-td2um]

Unless I'm mistaken, he actually wrote for Dropout before Smosh! I know he was on an episode of Paranoia on Dropout way back in the day

[@RunningShovel]

Patrick worked here back in the CollegeHumor days I believe. Still fun to see people catch the crossover from either side.

[@fidget0227]

“Share an egg memory” is an insane thing to say but everyone in the world has a viscerally emotional egg memory and I have like 7 off the top of my head.

[@georgiairving1234]

This genuinely got me thinking about egg memories and how my dad always cooks me the perfect boiled egg (soft enough yolk to dip in but whites not wobbly)

[@aidanjulian]

When I was in high school during physics class, we were doing an experiment with eggs. I for some reason thought that eggs couldn’t be crushed in one’s palm. So I took a different person’s egg and crushed it. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

[@jazzymoth]

That's actually real! It's very hard to crush them if you're doing it equally from all sides.

[@Itsgriffeys]

Making Paul F. Tompkins laugh would make me explode into a ball of confetti

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

Woah didnt realise mr peanutbutter was part of dropput now

[@GeminautVA]

What is this, a...uhh... It's a...like, one of those mix up episodes. He's from another show, he's a character from another show. I know the name, it's like a fun event they do on tv. The um... I can remember it, I can, it's just... it's there, it's a...hm. I'm here, I swear. I'm here.

[@Arithryka]

@@GeminautVA is... is it called a crossover?

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

My favorite egg memory is my neighbor keeps ducks for duck eggs, and every two weeks or so, I boat across the lake to go get a dozen duck eggs from her.

[@robocalico419]

There was a time in high school where my mom would make little squares of cooked eggs, and it was an easy breakfast for me. One day, I was reading Junji Ito’s “Uzumaki” while eating the egg squares, and when the part with the snails came up, an intrusive thought said “This (the egg square) is what the snails taste like. I immediately got disgusted and couldn’t finish my food. Even to this day (almost a decade later), i can’t really eat eggs anymore because of that thought.

[@Arithryka]

my egg memory is when I was cooking eggs at my ex's vacation house and she stepped on a nail outside.

[@catherineluong8990]

I microwaved an egg, it exploded. Cleaning up wasn’t fun. Good memories.

[@ChannelCreator]

This is my egg memory, too! Blew the microwave door open.

[@johnlittle8045]

My egg memory is the day I realized that egg drop soup was the only soup I could really tolerate

[@CampyGrandpa]

What's wild is that this made me buy eggs.

[@noelic6744]

Hey, I also have a unique egg memory, this randomly pops up in my head all the time, I can never forget it for some reason. When I was like 10 our landlord's son used to be my classmate, so I'd randomly meet him in the staircase sometimes. One time while I was going down the stairs he sneakily called out to me, looked around to see if anybody is looking, and pulled out a whole egg from his pocket. He was trying to say she stole it from the fridge when he squeezed a bit to hard and the egg popped and the insides fell on the stairs, it then slowly rolled down the stairs. We were rolling on the floor laughing, for some reason it looked so funny.

[@SanraiDalris]

My egg memory was from when I was six. I got really obsessed with this one episode of Pokémon called “Misty Mermaid”. It really confused me.

[@theacorn7240]

LMAO

[@pwkotor47]

Kimia's little "no" after Katie's "here come the waterworks" gets me every single time.

[@disorganizedchaos4246]

When my brother was little he once hid a raw egg in our room for fun then forgot he did that. I found it in the bookshelf days later

[@unconcernedsalad2]

this is beautiful

[@KaelWrit]

I babysat in downtown Chicago and a family had chickens and would leave extra eggs in a basket on the door to take. The toddler I babysat was obsessed and it was the highlight of our walk to the park and I would use it to motivate him to keep walking 😂

[@RedSaint83]

I went to a fellow classmate's birthday party that was easter themed, so all of us kids were put to the task of finding easter eggs in the garden, and I found a carton of 10 or 15 rotten eggs someone had hidden in a hedge. I don't know how old I was, but perhaps 8?

[@-inputoutput]

IS THAT PAUL F THOMPKINS????? MY KING

[@NitroReynolds]

Minus "h"

[@pictoriavark]

my egg memory is one time i was going to some friends’ dinner party, and my friend brought deviled eggs on a plate with no plastic wrap or foil or anything to cover them. AND HE BIKED TO THE PARTY so by the time he got there, there were just some loose deviled eggs in his bike basket (cursed image) and he had to decide where to serve them or not (he did, but we advised people not to eat them).

[@U.Inferno]

I remember my mom making me scrambled eggs while I was watching Winnie the Pooh

[@uns33n]

Anthony bourdain scrambling eggs on one of his shows. He inspired me to become a chef and a scramble eggs like he does. So whenevrler i scramble eggs. I think of tony. He is one of the verg few celebrity deathst that effectdd me

[@garbomode29]

this encouraged me to make (and eat) 12 deviled eggs

[@duncan9993]

y’all are sleeping on “Your wife is STRONG!”

[@twilightgeneral777]

That's the power of eggs!

[@ItMeChis]

One time in undergrad I was trying to flip my egg in the pan and decided to do it over the sink for some reason, and flipped my egg right into the drain.

[@kabosustan2484]

My boyfriend gave me 60 eggs once

[@TSAdu]

My parents have an egg with a sombrero they make people take on trips and take photos of

[@allison6883]

Suddenly im very concerned about my high school egg baby, i dont remember if it made it the whole week or not, i hope so

[@Sours56]

One time I put a freshly cooked hard boiled egg in the freezer thinking I could get it to cool down faster and then I forgot about it until the next morning. Eggs get *weird* when they're hard boiled and left in the freezer. Translucent. Tough. Textureous. I don't recommend it

[@tahielgigantino8689]

when i was about 5 years old i was helping my mom peel hard boiled eggs while feeling very nauseous. since then i’ve been disgusted by the smell and taste of eggs. also, im trans.

[@Kibtea]

My sheltie used to eat dyed easter eggs shell and all

[@pholkhero2145]

Who's that devilishly handsome fellow in the Arliss Loveless glasses?

[@Pyroast]

Paul F. Tompkins!

[@claytonandres1194]

Coulda sworn that was the great playwright Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber

[@ellielobes]

well i spent my entire childhood, teen years, and half of my 20s thinking that the reason i felt disgusting when hesring my name was that there was just something inherently bad and gross about the nams Daniel lol. i remember feeling so bad for the other Daniel in my for also beinf stuck with this awful gross icky name that surely must make him die inside too😄. turns out that was dysphoria and i deep in egg land lol

[@darvell.]

eating eggs fried in olive oil at my grandmas on a greek island

[@artosbear]

My egg memory is I Think You Should Leave season 3 Egg Game. "that one egg was 30 eggs"

[@eldritchtourist]

You should not have a singular chicken. Straight up. They'll get sad. These are flock animals.

[@jauxro]

it laid an egg because it needed a hug i think

[@cvsistheft]

which dropout show is this? I recognize three of these people and enjoyed them in other things but don’t know much about dropout

[@stwbmc98]

This is a new show called Smartypants, basically it’s all of the dropout people making silly powerpoints for each other

[@mynameiskrysta]

I didn’t understand that hard boiled eggs had been cooked, and I really wanted a hard boiled egg, so I cracked a raw egg in the most logically secret place I could find. Behind the toilet. It glopped onto the ground and sat there as a film of dried egg until i cleaned it up about ten years later.

[@glumbortango7182]

*That's too long to leave an egg behind the toilet for*

[@mynameiskrysta]

@@glumbortango7182 wym

[@EpsilonDelta12]

*years???*

[@NitroReynolds]

How old were you? Who else used that washroom?

[@mynameiskrysta]

@@NitroReynolds i was maybe like six and the whole family used it. It just looked like a weird stain on the floor.

[@chellejohnson9789]

I used to work at a bakery. The night shift kept leaving the bucket of blendered egg in the freezer so it was unusable by my shift. The manager told me to just take eggs from the fridge. I broke 9 dozen consecutive eggs

[@JulianneFreytag]

I thought eggs came out of the chicken already hardboiled until I was like 10 and one day I tried to peel a raw egg and freaked the fuck out

[@AmourEtRespect]

I got eggs thrown at me once

[@brennanperry8001]

One time I walked downstairs at like three in the morning, which was normal for me at the time. What was not normal was seeing my dad down stairs. Even less normal was seeing him making scotch eggs. He offered me one, and I had it because I never had a scotch egg before, and then went back to bed.

[@Sarklaser]

My dad used to make me scrambled eggs... 😔Now my mom makes them for my dog.

[@fabfilopedani]

Hey that's mr. Peanutbutter

[@Arkatox]

I'm a new DropOut member and have mostly just been binging through Game Changer so far. What show is this? I don't recognize the set or context from anything I've seen clips of.

[@StraveTube]

egg

[@Jazmin881]

When I was little one time, my aunt made me green eggs and ham. I didn’t want to eat it. I. get grossed out anytime I see scrambled eggs.

[@GurinObservationArchive]

My egg memory is learning how to cook when i was like 5, cracking an egg wrongly and having the shell cut deep into my thumb, making me too afraid to do any cooking for the next 10 years of my life

[@satannaida7501]

Ok but what was her egg memory? How can I vote for her if I don't know her egg memory haha

[@Mambo1061]

I forget the name of the person in the back who hugged the chicken and it finally laid eggs but that is some Zeus/mythic god shit 😄👌

[@coolgirlzinuwu1615]

kimia

[@tjzambonischwartz]

From the title I thought they meant everybody has a story involving deeply closeted trans people.

[@mrlucius57]

If aliens wrote a show about humans hanging out

[@woIf]

Don’t keep one chicken btw, it’s inhumane. They need a flock, unless you’re literally willing to spend 24 hours a day 365 days a year with them

[@humansomewhat2167]

what show is this

[@autumnroads290]

Disappointed no one took the opportunity to make a joke about closeted trans people unaware of their gender identity, it's a pretty common slang term for that.

[@Kingbimmy]

I see you 😏🏳️‍⚧️❤️

[@Fab4Sunrises]

I thought this was gonna be about that lmao. I was all prepared to share my memories of 2002 Spider-Man

[@casey6556]

“Hey what’s your egg memory” “The first like… 20 or so years of my life?”

[@ApostleOfCats]

Microwave

[@99thTuesday]

Vote for Katie!

[@JackBarlowStudios]

Yeah, I remember when I thought I was cis. Oh, is that not what the title meant?

[@throhuhwai12]

i deadass thought this was going to be a trans joke

[@Ewonder78]

1:00 is that thailand imported zack ?

[@doctorwholover1012]

....... I have an egg memory 😂 Nothing special it's just that I cook my scrambled eggs "a bit weird" (I put soy sauce and Lea + perrins in the egg before I whisk it up and when I scramble I cook it a bit longer than most ppl bc I don't like gooey egg cuz of a texture thing) and my mother walked in on me scrambling a egg at like 2am and just said "whatever you're doing to that poor thing, I'm sure it doesn't deserve it" 😂😂😂

[@randydoesart]

😂 im way too trans for that title

[@cantaloupegodling352]

Was really waiting for the trans punchline.

[@benjaminmead9036]

i thought this was egg as in trans community stuff.

[@kellywilliam3708]

I thought this was going to be about trans people

[@CoolaVidar]

Trans people activated

[@moth.monster]

when i was a kid i once tried to make scrambled eggs and accidentally made an omelette instead. i did not know how

[@peter_pansexual6243]

I have two egg memories. One is me throwing up eggs on the back of my dad and the other ine was when we found buried chicken eggs in our garden. I also have eaten eggs with two yoks and have collected freshly laid eggs.