Everyone is a Victim

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Neel Kolhatkar

Neel Kolhatkar

Күн бұрын

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@piyushbanerjee2808
@piyushbanerjee2808 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything wrong in your life is because you didn't study" Indian parents for the WIN!
@poorvaldhotre
@poorvaldhotre 4 жыл бұрын
More like "Everything in your life is wrong because you don't wake up early in the morning."
@sage0x
@sage0x 4 жыл бұрын
It's my life, whatever I wanna do
@violet-trash
@violet-trash 4 жыл бұрын
If you have enough time for KZbin, you have enough time for study!
@abhishek_abhishek6
@abhishek_abhishek6 4 жыл бұрын
Everything is wrong in your life because of this phone in it hand. 🤣🤣 desi parents
@diesuestenworte9271
@diesuestenworte9271 4 жыл бұрын
That behavior comes from studys, simple people dont care.
@GabrielTobing
@GabrielTobing 4 жыл бұрын
Your neighbours when you were recording this: SEE! SEE! I TOLD YOU! HE’S CRAZY!!!
@TriggeredJelly
@TriggeredJelly 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder, do Australian apartments have good soundproofing?
@amalakrishna95
@amalakrishna95 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 4 жыл бұрын
Neel taking no prisoners and bringing everyone down (including himself)
@artorius4809
@artorius4809 4 жыл бұрын
The only way to avoid backlash is for everyone to feel offended equally, therefore they cant be bothered attacking because they don't want to strike first and seem like the nut job,so they just ignore it
@ann.samuel
@ann.samuel 4 жыл бұрын
damn ikr 😂
@jamesb7205
@jamesb7205 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that said pensioners lol
@matchbox1275
@matchbox1275 3 жыл бұрын
@@artorius4809 It's called The Russell Peters technique.
@titaan814
@titaan814 3 жыл бұрын
i felt like the scientists weren't brought down
@maxii6254
@maxii6254 4 жыл бұрын
This man just feckin' *smoked* every group out there that I knew and then groups I *didn't* know in 3 minutes. Bless this man's evolution.
@eddietdead
@eddietdead 4 жыл бұрын
Also he smoked himself multiple times. Nobody was safe.
@the8flo1
@the8flo1 4 жыл бұрын
It's not offensive if everyone is offended
@jerome6383
@jerome6383 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't he forget the atheists?
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 4 жыл бұрын
@@jerome6383 nah, he roasted them too
@eradict
@eradict 3 жыл бұрын
@@jerome6383 bro it went over your head lol
@AliUguz
@AliUguz 4 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece on so many levels.
@kamarassakka9922
@kamarassakka9922 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything wrong in your life is because you're glued to a phone" -Parents
@benjaminrawat4725
@benjaminrawat4725 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a victim coz I’m single :(
@Panteni87
@Panteni87 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Victim coz I'm not single
@rtmpgt
@rtmpgt 4 жыл бұрын
Stop being victims and just fuck already
@funkyguy99
@funkyguy99 4 жыл бұрын
If you've made it this far then your not a victim........your a survivor!
@Panteni87
@Panteni87 4 жыл бұрын
@@rtmpgt impossible, like I said, I'm in a relationship
@davemcl1057
@davemcl1057 4 жыл бұрын
@@funkyguy99 ohhh I LIKE that mentality !!! your a VICTOR not a VICTIM !! You go guy !!
@LeechyKun
@LeechyKun 4 жыл бұрын
When you offend everyone, no is offended. It cancels out the offense into neutral.
@wuNERFus
@wuNERFus 4 жыл бұрын
No that actually makes no sense at all haha, think about it for a bit
@hahahahaimok303
@hahahahaimok303 4 жыл бұрын
That works only in physics
@HallimarRathlornStudios
@HallimarRathlornStudios 3 жыл бұрын
"Because when everyone is offended...no one will be." -Syndrome (Probably)
@springwolfie1855
@springwolfie1855 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@atp429
@atp429 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you diss every single group regardless of your own beliefs. It's amazing
@vedrans.2249
@vedrans.2249 4 жыл бұрын
Yea its so genius im fapping rn
@declankerekere5999
@declankerekere5999 4 жыл бұрын
He's not sexist and racist and religious he hates every thing equally
@mathieul4303
@mathieul4303 4 жыл бұрын
@@vedrans.2249 Wh-
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 4 жыл бұрын
@@declankerekere5999 SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOU!!!
@Josh-ny4oi
@Josh-ny4oi 4 жыл бұрын
Declan Kerekere I think he is slightly right leaning however, the short films he has created prove this in Emma and Amy (critiques socialism/communism), the privilege game, modern educayshun etc
@wiktorchojnicki5740
@wiktorchojnicki5740 4 жыл бұрын
How do you make comedy of everyone, yet very Little people are mad at you (from what ive seen) "Is it possible to learn this Power"?
@TheChickenRiceBowl
@TheChickenRiceBowl 4 жыл бұрын
I think when someone clearly doesn't give a fuck and just does what they want people figure it's too much effort to get pissy about it.
@HUNKragor
@HUNKragor 4 жыл бұрын
Not from a regular comic
@FjD03
@FjD03 4 жыл бұрын
equality
@josiahmorris2572
@josiahmorris2572 4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t want to offend anyone then make fun of everyone
@helltaker6865
@helltaker6865 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's called pissing on everyone, including yourself
@AdvanceAU
@AdvanceAU 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if your neighbours think you're insane because they think you're yelling at nothing.
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 4 жыл бұрын
Mans friend "who's that next door?" Man: "Oh he-sh is a transgend eminst azi iberal ommu ar right ibertaria nti va scientiseocrattic soy bazy bitch famother republicrat... also they like to make KZbin videos and have low seed esteem."
@trashaimgamer7822
@trashaimgamer7822 4 жыл бұрын
Nah mate, that's pretty common for british indians.
@Kanycmka
@Kanycmka 4 жыл бұрын
HES AUSSIE OLRAIT?!
@thevirtueoflove3935
@thevirtueoflove3935 4 жыл бұрын
Mine do. I don't care. It's actually funny. Their assumptions are amusing.
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT 4 жыл бұрын
nowadays people should be used to people who pointlessly screech and yell at nothing .. it's the new .. i'm not happy with the overall situation
@mkuc6951
@mkuc6951 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who understands me, and my hatred of everything and everyone. Ahhhhhhhhhhh....
@mkuc6951
@mkuc6951 4 жыл бұрын
@@saurabhagarwal8273 join us John. Come over to the dark side.
@nurulwahyunis1206
@nurulwahyunis1206 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gammersunity4117
@gammersunity4117 3 жыл бұрын
@@mkuc6951 it's right lol
@Katsunai
@Katsunai 4 жыл бұрын
What if everything wrong in my life is because I'm lazy... . . . . . Na it's definitely the governments fault.
@RastaganTheGreen
@RastaganTheGreen 4 жыл бұрын
"Feeling personally responsible doesn't feel good!"
@pierrexo
@pierrexo 4 жыл бұрын
a masterpiece.
@blackmarala
@blackmarala 3 жыл бұрын
Omg pierre. I'm subscribed to the right guys haha.
@kujobamjabi2646
@kujobamjabi2646 4 жыл бұрын
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. I love this so much. Exposes the bs in every social group and class.
@cothruth19info29
@cothruth19info29 4 жыл бұрын
Theres soo much to take in on this video.
@tamerabk8925
@tamerabk8925 4 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece any brain dead individual can comprehend it and it can provoke thinking in those group if that's still a verb. Too bad it will only be taken as a hyperbolic representation of the situation.
@m1k328
@m1k328 4 жыл бұрын
You can't have anything hyperbolic unless it's true first
@thechugg4372
@thechugg4372 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say the hyperbolic joke would be something like twitter, it's this video on another new level!
@empressofvibes
@empressofvibes 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinr to commenters: It's unlikely you'll actually get seen unless you're early Other KZbinr: Shh! We need to respect the fairy tales that give their life meaning!
@joshgee7
@joshgee7 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing us how we are all equal and never want to admit it. we really are all the same. I've never felt more included in society.
@nathanprindler
@nathanprindler 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who falls into some of these categories, this was spot on. So good at showing how many people can just two different sides of the same coin.
@eatsleepdj-dcalljandtitan1611
@eatsleepdj-dcalljandtitan1611 4 жыл бұрын
the world explained in 3 minutes damn i also love how Neel shows all sides to everything
@humbertoisabeles5590
@humbertoisabeles5590 4 жыл бұрын
This is spot on lmao ...
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It's like scrolling through Twitter.😅
@eskepan
@eskepan 4 жыл бұрын
This one goes in my favourites for sure.
@willjoy1997
@willjoy1997 4 жыл бұрын
Never have I watched something that so precisely sums up my frustrations with the world.
@UTUBERAJ
@UTUBERAJ 4 жыл бұрын
"Netflix Special" no more special 😉 waiting for another "modern educayshun" from him
@mrkimkijong
@mrkimkijong 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. And i also want "modern educayshun" to be a feature film.
@v0id_d3m0n
@v0id_d3m0n 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for criticizing all sides and not being biased or hypocritical
@MrMuxix
@MrMuxix 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the me sections are the funniest bits.
@sharcotics
@sharcotics 4 жыл бұрын
One thing I love about Aussies more than anything: they are one of the only people in the world who keep it hunnid 💯
@gerardrony
@gerardrony 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is far better than all those experts we see in news channels.
@thepolymathuniverse9694
@thepolymathuniverse9694 4 жыл бұрын
*"Please respect the fairy tales that give my life meaning."*
@isaacblanchard7598
@isaacblanchard7598 4 жыл бұрын
Most aggressive wheezing I have ever experienced This man... is an artist
@elah96
@elah96 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these; I love that you address the ultimate reality of society's fixed mindsets, despite whoever they are.
@garthmcripfist2944
@garthmcripfist2944 2 жыл бұрын
I actually don't think I've ever laughed so much at a KZbin video 🤣
@0naught236
@0naught236 4 жыл бұрын
you’re a genius. Best one yet
@suyashverma15
@suyashverma15 4 жыл бұрын
Bro out of every perspective you portrayed, centralism was the only one that made sense that too without a backlash. ☺ And your work is genius indeed. Keep it up, bro. Love from your homeland India. 👍☺
@JonathanSladkoTV
@JonathanSladkoTV 4 жыл бұрын
It’s so accurate it hurts
@labbaluma
@labbaluma 4 жыл бұрын
This is b̶e̶a̶u̶t̶i̶f̶u̶l̶ too real... I've looked at this for 3 hours now.
@whatevereyewant
@whatevereyewant 4 жыл бұрын
You really went and covered everyone there, didn’t ya? Lol
@FAILoZOFF
@FAILoZOFF 4 жыл бұрын
he forgot about including atheists ;3
@FAILoZOFF
@FAILoZOFF 4 жыл бұрын
@@bilalthefighter829 it still wasn't really an "attack" like in other cases
@bilalthefighter829
@bilalthefighter829 4 жыл бұрын
@@FAILoZOFF yeah but he "covered" them likewise everyone else as the original comment implies
@iamgoddard
@iamgoddard 4 жыл бұрын
The political spectrum, in a nutshell.
@bqpahdoesstuff5123
@bqpahdoesstuff5123 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone, in a nutshell is what you should be saying.
@iamgoddard
@iamgoddard 4 жыл бұрын
@@bqpahdoesstuff5123, lol, good point!
@vexzusdragon8556
@vexzusdragon8556 3 жыл бұрын
yes I believe he is a comedic genius probably the funniest out of the three.
@KeanoMUFC1
@KeanoMUFC1 4 жыл бұрын
my brain just exploded, thanks, that was fun
@rafal5863
@rafal5863 4 жыл бұрын
This is starting to sound like Jreg. Let the centercide begin.
@sarakadam5304
@sarakadam5304 4 жыл бұрын
this guy suddenly looks like an ancient Chinese guy...not trying to throw shade
@frodokhunt
@frodokhunt 4 жыл бұрын
Get em Neel !!!!! Everyone that is, get them all !!!
@distantcloud8640
@distantcloud8640 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you this made me realize no matter where you stand it’s just a subjective view with no influence on what is real
@theodorepinnock1517
@theodorepinnock1517 4 жыл бұрын
This is flipping hysterical. Love ya, Neel.
@Kelly-ds1yy
@Kelly-ds1yy 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE come to the States and do a show! We need you desperately
@tmanning6198
@tmanning6198 4 жыл бұрын
COMEDY IS MEDICINE !!! We must protect comedians like this at all times . I love this video. Wonderful work
@KeithLeeMH
@KeithLeeMH 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry gonna edit one of your lines here. Feminists: "Everything wrong in your life is because of the patriarchy!"
@mathieul4303
@mathieul4303 4 жыл бұрын
@Doom Guy I don't understand their hate for whites too
@dumalun8388
@dumalun8388 4 жыл бұрын
@Doom Guy so what am I called if I am a woman and dont say all men are sh3t. But I like to feel empowered too. I hate when people tell me that I need to sit or smile a certain way because I am a lady. So does that make me a feminist?
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 4 жыл бұрын
@@mathieul4303 Hate for Whites??? They still have a white boyfriend while supporting for brown people. They still want that trophy white man. 😂
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 4 жыл бұрын
@Doom Guy nah bruh.. if she's fine AF and has good assets probably 30-40 guys might cat call.
@byron.
@byron. 4 жыл бұрын
If I’m honest, recently hasn’t been your best material but this is definitely getting back up there with your old stuff
@beanmariocow8601
@beanmariocow8601 4 жыл бұрын
Excellently made.
@DBLK504
@DBLK504 2 жыл бұрын
Dude!!!!!!! If no one’s told you, I’M confirming….YOU’RE GENIUS!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤯🤯🤯
@housefamilyreeveofkadina6088
@housefamilyreeveofkadina6088 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha.... *love you so much* ... .You are a comedic genius....
@feelsrestricted8322
@feelsrestricted8322 3 жыл бұрын
Neel’s too good for Netflix
@Pete-vz5uj
@Pete-vz5uj 4 жыл бұрын
What were all a victim of.... Time
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 4 жыл бұрын
People think in terms of "good" and "evil" when in reality, _time_ is the true enemy of us all. Time kills everything. All things age. All things die. Time is an insult. Death... is an insult.
@m1k328
@m1k328 4 жыл бұрын
@@f.i.r.e.5119 Time also creates everything. Time is not an enemy nor an ally. It is the emboidiment of balance. It is the root of the universe.
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 4 жыл бұрын
@@m1k328 I know, I know, I'm well aware of the merits, I'm not one of _those_ people. I was quoting Kaecilius.
@m1k328
@m1k328 4 жыл бұрын
@@f.i.r.e.5119 Oh shit my bad. Forgive my uncultured self, as i'm more of a star wars fan than marvel.
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 4 жыл бұрын
@@m1k328 No prob. Honestly, I should've put it in quotes.
@maromaro3286
@maromaro3286 4 жыл бұрын
"extremist populist fringes" 3 oxymorons in a 3 word sentence. I'm impressed...
@lisawisniewski3685
@lisawisniewski3685 4 жыл бұрын
God bless this man. This was the greatest video I've seen in a while. You managed to boil the world down to its bare essentials in 3 glorious minutes.
@josiahsage9792
@josiahsage9792 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he shits on everyone. If theres an opinion, he amplifies its worst traits to show the stupididty from both sides, while indirectly revealing the good of the other. Genius work, 10/10 comedy. Would watch a Netflix special 👍
@your_name_here2158
@your_name_here2158 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything wrong in your life is because you didnt study!"-said in Indian accent
@beardan76
@beardan76 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny all delivered with a nice 90s hairstyle makes it even better!
@carcerate
@carcerate 4 жыл бұрын
Indian Parents one sideswiped me with surprise and laughter! Best POV by far~
@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 жыл бұрын
Also Neel out here looking like brown Witcher and I’m here for this look.
@robskalas
@robskalas 4 жыл бұрын
But Neel IS a genius! He definitely should have a Netflix special!
@gregoryg2537
@gregoryg2537 4 жыл бұрын
The Indian Parents, yeah that's my mom in 1 word at the beginning of any conversation
@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like being part of an exclusive club called _”everyone”_
@pogpop101
@pogpop101 4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best thing you've ever made and that is a *high bar.*
@Ren542
@Ren542 3 жыл бұрын
Give this man a Netflix Special XD
@GeneralG1810
@GeneralG1810 4 жыл бұрын
I agree he should have a Netflix special, put it on after Dave Chappelle's sticks and stones
@byron5306
@byron5306 4 жыл бұрын
Idk how this format can be used over and over yet still be funny
@evancampbell7138
@evancampbell7138 4 жыл бұрын
Very, very clever and funny! 😂 Keep up the great work!
@foolslayer9416
@foolslayer9416 4 жыл бұрын
Suddenly being antisocial isn't so bad. That way I don't need to hear any of this crap.
@alastairvergara4228
@alastairvergara4228 4 жыл бұрын
He has a point.... no one is right, we're just right in our mind
@markwritt8541
@markwritt8541 4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing and perfect.
@TriggeredJelly
@TriggeredJelly 4 жыл бұрын
One of your best so far, Neel.
@trouta8728
@trouta8728 4 жыл бұрын
I feel both personally attacked and also agreed with everything in this vid.
@bums009
@bums009 4 жыл бұрын
100% my fave video of yours, I WHEEZED.
@mariaroussakis5281
@mariaroussakis5281 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be crazy if Netflix saw this and gave him a special?
@dmitriydkoshelk9179
@dmitriydkoshelk9179 3 жыл бұрын
Neel is a great person 💪💪💪. Thank you man 🤝🤝🤝📣📣📣🧠🧠🧠.
@f1r3hunt3rz5
@f1r3hunt3rz5 3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is equality. Everyone trashes and everyone gets trashed. Though it's still different from back in the old days, where people just deal with whatever card they were dealt. No time to play victim or be a pansy-ass.
@manavsridharan3811
@manavsridharan3811 4 жыл бұрын
They can't scream at you if you roast yourself 😂
@UnathiGX
@UnathiGX 4 жыл бұрын
No one is spared here...Masterpiece
@savannahrae9122
@savannahrae9122 4 жыл бұрын
Love the self depricaction 😂😂😂
@bretts8070
@bretts8070 4 жыл бұрын
This is... remarkable. So I am remarking. And then sharing the video on social media.
@parvezyendigeri3593
@parvezyendigeri3593 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed You are comedic genius
@ttntt3300
@ttntt3300 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything wrong in your life is because you didn't study" Lol! My father just said that to me yesterday! 😅
@dodo-sr8jp
@dodo-sr8jp 4 жыл бұрын
For real though, this guy needs a Netflix special
@mikehackenschmidt8765
@mikehackenschmidt8765 4 жыл бұрын
More of a sad truth than a funny anecdote
@stablewinner
@stablewinner 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 to Neel for self awareness.
@IamtheWV17
@IamtheWV17 4 жыл бұрын
Last point is just the truth though....
@cordenhuman
@cordenhuman 4 жыл бұрын
MAD LAD! Great vid!
@laurapowell9337
@laurapowell9337 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂 Oh did I mention, my cat's a rescue 😸
@ciri51
@ciri51 4 жыл бұрын
You've covered pretty much all the bases there. Stupendous work mate! 🥳🥳
@elaynegriffith
@elaynegriffith 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I fucking love Neel! 🤣 Everything wrong in our lives is cause we’re HUMAN! #HumanityIsTheWorst
@RastaganTheGreen
@RastaganTheGreen 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Neel you just beat the entire world half to death with a mirror
@Raguzz
@Raguzz 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually very underrated
@TechlordXD
@TechlordXD 3 жыл бұрын
ngl this sums up society and political views
@calypsoc3630
@calypsoc3630 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and weirdly true at the the same time
@cybrace
@cybrace 4 жыл бұрын
aaah I can see all that "Crossing the Line" Knowledge being applied here.
@fireflamefine625
@fireflamefine625 4 жыл бұрын
The Kog Dog is back and better than ever!
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