Everyone Told Me To Play This

Any game with 97% Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam is simply going to be a great game. This was no exception. As soon as I started I was hooked, as confused as I was. Eventually I even figured out how to defeat the first boss.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/10...
Music: (Vexento) / @vexento

[@savagefox3241]

“I’m not here to think, I’m here to stab eyeballs….in the eyeballs.” -DF, 2022

[@omeka8842]

wait until it get the knife hold in the squrrel statue

[@Tha_Monsta88]

My eye represents my EYE

[@savagefox3241]

@@Tha_Monsta88 nice reference

[@enderbrina3364]

I wish you would've taken Ouroboros! Death makes him stronger forever, meaning if you get him to 5power and 5health, he'll continue to be that if you find him even after you lose! He's OP!

[@Nickroyale56]

Not me who grinded his power to 420 👀

[@Elyzeon.]

It's too strong and boring, it's a crutch for bad players so they can progress.

[@koshakvesely8186]

I personally don't want him to abuse the ouro

[@masansr]

@@koshakvesely8186 I want him to do that.. eventually. But not the first playthrough. Because it's literally a figurative crutch

[@DragonReaver]

@@Elyzeon. You act like the card game is the actual game when it is not at all.

[@mitchellbonds766]

DF does strike me as the kind of person to be unfazed by being locked into a cabin and forced to play a card game to the death. Unusual that he hasn't poked his nose into every secret the cabin holds, though.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

DF is _peak_ "I'm not trapped in here with you~" kind'a energy.

[@nicolrb2210]

Too lazy for big brain secrets

[@OddDuck64]

Seeing inscryption with stardew valley music is STRANGE. Anyway, this game is excellent, and can’t wait to see what shenanigans DF comes up with.

[@Useraccount85]

The music made me start playing Stardew Valley again. 😁

[@cuddlecakes7153]

I didn't know this was Stardew valley music, thought it was just stock music

[@sirskorge]

This game is trash. At least it reminded me to water my crops.

[@whiteblade798]

Also hollow knight music

[@havealaughproductions5473]

@@Useraccount85 no,

[@wolfayfay]

Eyyy, I did a playthrough of this, too! I love this game, thrilled to see you play it!!! Tips: Right-click the sigils to learn what they do - it brings the book up The flying symbol attached to the shield blocks opposing flying cards When you chose the campfire over the rock thingy with the rune -- that symbol is to sacrifice a card with a sigil and give that sigil to another one of your cards Hope this helps!!

[@diznutz9874]

what game name is this tho?

[@archon_maenad]

God I love DF but watching this was sometimes physically painful. He's learning but the road to competency here is pretty rough to witness

[@kennethshaw2619]

And that's putting it nicely. He will catch on though, I'm sure of it. Nothing will be as painful as watching Jesse Cox play this game. Jesse managed to beat the whole game without understanding any of it.

[@dakotashroom5401]

He didn't even use his player card when he got a good one. Maybe next time he'll find his overpowered player card.

[@RanMouri82]

@@dakotashroom5401 The player cards can be great. Just beat the first half(?) of the game, and in the battle against eyeballs where he turns the old player cards against you, I used the fish hook to grab back a supremely OP one. He stood no chance~

[@shmarfle47]

This whole game is an interesting experience. Hopefully DF plays through it all.

[@wooperduper]

You know this game has a lot of lore

[@zbubbles4126]

And then plays kayee’s mod

[@jblko1234]

Ya true

[@callmetwisted5742]

i actually thought it sucked XD

[@TheImpatientGam3r]

@@callmetwisted5742 yeh only good part is act 1 games is pretty much a scam, shows one thing and about 3 hours in the entire game changes.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

DF: *Puts on Hollow Knight sounding badassery music* Also DF: *Chump-blocks to deck-out against a single health attacker*

[@zackoisbacko6277]

I feel like he always plays strategy games and just invents his own good strategies to beat them

[@hamsterold2236]

Its more of a lore game.

[@zackoisbacko6277]

@@hamsterold2236 yeah but a lot of the games he plays are strategic Or similar to that

[@wholelottalight]

"good" is a bit of a stretch LOL. But at least he is entertaining. :P

[@zhenyucai8688]

@@hamsterold2236 Which is a shame because the game falls so flat so quick. They should've just did more work on the card battle system in act1.

[@Zephriesz]

I'm surprised that DF didn't take the Ouroboros. The perfect card for someone that likes sacrificing things and also get the card stronger Everytime it dies

[@brendanwright1038]

WOOOO!!! This is one of my favourite games can’t wait to see you play it the absolute wrong way!

[@haydenmgs9790]

Brendan.... I'm getting the popcorn.

[@BluePandaLps]

Picking the pack rat over the other two hurt a bit, but I am so glad you're enjoying the game DF!

[@omeka8842]

extra pain for discarding oroburus aka easy win

[@Ultimaximus]

@@omeka8842 I don't want to watch youtubers just get easy wins

[@road2dawn26]

omg when you took the pack rat instead of either the mantis god or the ouroboros I just about fell out of my chair. Have fun dude! This game is a good one

[@alexusdavis4314]

I love this game and I heard they are making physical cards to play with, I sure hope I can actually pluck out a tooth to get more life. Doesn't have to be mine right?

[@Thejokestir8]

You already know people are going to do that when it comes out. Or maybe they'll just pull a Ron Swanson

[@zbubbles4126]

You can always take out your eye instead

[@thehuyto]

my friends will hate it when i use the scissors item to destroy their cards 20 times during the fight and learn to fear pack rats

[@shiocreator]

I never thought DF would play inscryption, hope he's enjoying it

[@QuantumNightmare]

Having known and loved this game for a little while, the implication that after defeating the cards on the board, Stoat would just go for (We’ll call him the cabin owner shall we? To avoid spoilers?) the cabin owner’s face in order to win the fight is both hilarious and entirely in character.

[@juanlloveras5780]

Continue the Series, DF. The Viewers want to see you mess with everything, and break the game.

[@dalekcat]

If you're planning to make more vids on this game I'm totally looking forward to all the wonderful choices you make. + the sore people in comments giving legit good advice are also entertaining because we all know you'll be doing what you always do! Have a wonderful weekend y'all x

[@iwong3357]

You can customize your figurine in Kaycee's mod, which is the official beta mod that adds more cards, items, and challenges to Act 1. Oh, but the advice you clearly need most is that the right-click on effects brings up the rulebook page on them. So some rules may be obscured, like the ones pertaining to the tentacle creatures, but most others are offered freely by the game. For instance, the Alpha's effect raises the attack of adjacent creatures by one, hence rocks, trees, or usually powerless creatures being able to attack. And Mantis God's effect attacks once for each space in front, front-right, and front-left. It's similar to the Pronghorn's bisected double attack.

[@loganarc8533]

I’ve only started watching your videos since around the end last of last year and honestly you’ve become one of my absolute favorite youtubers. So I just wanted to say keep the good work up man it’s great entertainment

[@Asriel_Cypher]

Please do more. I'd love to see this entire playthrough.

[@meekalionheart4981]

i hope this becomes an entire let's play its a very good game

[@V1ctoria00]

Even after watching Markiplier And Game theory finish this game already I'm so hype for the DF experience!!!

[@anthonychristy9239]

Same here!!! I love the fact that DF is his own Handicap though, it makes it SO entertaining to watch!

[@whisp3572]

I’m glad to see that you are playing this game, and thanks for making so Much amazing content :)

[@Sonikku2008]

Oh man. I would love to see a full playthrough of this from you, as well as Kaycee's Mod once that's done.

[@KitoBallard]

Omg seeing DF play this game in SUCH a different way than I'm use to see is glorious

[@sehvehn7955]

Welcome back! Always love watching your videos while I'm on lunch break or while eating dinner!

[@itsfungii8845]

So glad you’re back! Hope you enjoyed your break!

[@sleazynewport3836]

It's fun to watch someone play a game for the first time keep it up !

[@eyitsgallery]

I love Inscryption, saw it very early one before a lot of videos and played it, I’m glad the Kacee’s mod update is here in beta, gives it a new fresh taste. Very cool! Good video. Hope you play more.

[@formerchampion1442]

I’m beyond excited to see DF play my favorite game, I’m so excited to see him uncover all the secrets

[@caylobbell]

He’s back uploading daily yes finally hope u enjoyed ur break

[@CherryThGreat]

Last upload 1 day ago

[@leahelaine]

this game is my recent obsession and seeing DF play it with stardew sounds is bizarre to say the least, yet I’m for it

[@kirbomatic1573]

a tip for next time: the drawer puzzles are meant to mimic battles. the top row means the piece will attack you next time, the higher middle row means the piece is in play and attacking you, the lower middle means that the piece is in play and attacking your opponent, and the bottom row means the piece is in your hand. the number on the right is how much damage you need to do in one turn to win. if you do not deal enough damage, your turn is reset and you can try a different combination

[@GamesProject]

I love how DF is like a kid in a horror movie. There is a lot going on, he doesn't see anything and just keep on having fun while ignoring the monsters in the dark. Lovely

[@kristakohlhoff2670]

I watched cartoonz play this and loved every second of it! I’m sooo jacked DF is giving it a go

[@johnmillay6790]

Same and others lmao

[@snowzye2178]

Omfg, same, I'm so happy to see other cartoonz fans, it rly was and epic game ,i can't wait to see what is going to be different

[@kristakohlhoff2670]

@@snowzye2178 I’m so glad I fingered out the game watching toonz, now I can watch DF play. Both gamers are beyond entertaining!

[@kristakohlhoff2670]

@@StevieWonderwall “I want it to hurt” sorry but I love this game.

[@aquariumpirate4665]

Seriously DF needs to do a full series on this game

[@modapo2007]

I love how DF literally ignores the stoat in the beginning.

[@michaellarson317]

You should definitely do more on this game it seems interesting

[@davidhigdon794]

You may have some learning to do, DF, but you're the first KZbinr I've seen to understand the importance of squirrels from the beginning.

[@ManicPandaz]

4:47 So a large rock with no attack power can take out a small squirrel? Well... I guess that makes sense, large rocks usually beat small rodents lol

[@The_Jumping_Box]

But it didn't take out the squirrel? at the start of the turn it was buffed by the alpha, which then died, meaning the rock went back to 0 attack before it could attack

[@milkman4407]

@@The_Jumping_Box Dude did you hear that breeze yeah that was the joke flying over your head.

[@The_Jumping_Box]

@@milkman4407 but their joke didn't make sense...if the game bugged out and the squirrel still died, sure, it woulda worked I guess some people get too ahead of themselves trying to make a "haha r/whoooosh" joke instead of thinking about shit tho :3

[@ManicPandaz]

@@The_Jumping_Box If you looked at my time stamp you can see the squirrel dies from the rock and DF get a bone as a result. But thanks for murdering comedy 🤷‍♂️

[@The_Jumping_Box]

@@ManicPandaz I did check the time Oh ok, fair enough I missed something Ok so the joke doesn't make sense cos it DOES have attack :D Learn how the game works, bozo

[@wozzwald7869]

This is one of my favorite games, I’m very excited to see him playing it

[@gwennorthcutt421]

oh hell yeah i cant wait to see you play more of this df! honestly your lackadaisical style makes for a hilarious contrast with the tone of the game

[@doodle_dorf3192]

Yay I love this game! I can't wait to see you play more hopefully :D

[@Torosiken]

I clicked so fast when I see the thumbnail. This is one of my favorite recent game and I am happy you are playing it! I hope you're having fun with this game.

[@saltsmoke]

Df.. has never once said he knew what he was doing. I respect that.

[@DarkRider1768]

"I'm not here to think, I'm here to stab eyeballs"... If only you knew how right you are.

[@dakotashroom5401]

I'm so glad you decided to play Inscryption! I hope you find your overpowered player card next time. Oddly enough your strategy will work against the second boss. However, sometimes creating your own cards is its own kind of fun. I hope you end up creating another card that represents how you've been playing this fun card game.

[@freakmariyam4518]

If you right click on the sigil (which is between the health and damage) you'll see what it's ability is

[@GamerXenith]

this game has such an interesting atmosphere and i'm glad DF started playing it :3

[@gorb5555]

I never thought the day would come when df would play inscription

[@acewolf1800]

Just came across an old video of Reckful was very sad since all memories came in a flash as soon as I saw his name but all is good now thanks the video helped me.

[@anhp8697]

He’s back with my favorite game 🥳

[@anonymousannoyingmouse]

df i love your collabs, but seriously the more space you have the better "i m not here to think, i m here to stab eyeballs... with eyeballs"

[@ScottPIayz]

Your voice is quite calm, it's nice to hear this rather than some of those super hyper active KZbinrs who scream in your ears

[@thecyberrabbit1440]

Another KZbinr I watch played this, but the videos were all way too long for me to watch at the time, so thanks for playing it! (I mean, obviously I’m not stupid enough to think that that’s why he played it, but still, I was hoping someone would and he did)

[@fropper9345]

So excited to get back to these amazing uploads every night

[@casuallyevil5499]

Finally playing inscryption

[@mistermeow651]

If you want to break the game like you usually do, get an ouroboros and the squirrel totem that gives you infinite squirrels (squirrel head with the skull and arrows around it, the same as the ouroboros). It returns the squirrel back to your inventory and allows you to break the game. You can make the ouroboros as strong as you want. Then you can add that card to your custom card after you die, giving you more broken cards. Just a lil’ tip :D

[@blahblabah1139]

Ouroboros. It's one of the rare cards you were offered. Sacrifice it. It returns to your hand, but stronger. You can do this as many times as you want. It will continue to get stronger. It will never reset. It's stupidly powerful.

[@Local_Lad]

DF, you can get a knife through the puzzles, just get he caged wolf killed then grab the wolf sculpture and put it by the squirrel one!

[@hyasome244]

It's great to watch you play this DF, but you should prob know that right clicking a sigil will bring up the rulebook so you can see what it does. Also, pay attention to Leshy's description of the cards, he gives tips to or straight out says what the card does. Aside from that, I hope you're enjoying playing Inscryption.

[@magmatic0v3rl0rd2]

Ouroboros is a very good card. It's damage and health are upped by one each time it dies, and it's got the sigil that makes it return to your hand after death. Also, the stats carry over to the next battle, so you can make it impossibly strong.

[@Skurai_X]

oh please play all of it, upload unedited footage if you want, I really want to see you play this all

[@PoisonIvory088]

100% overwhelmingly positive that this was a good vid

[@RanMouri82]

This vid finally motivated me to buy this game. It looks creepy, but also shows a lot of strategy.

[@Emojibones]

I keep hoping he will post the next part. I am so interested to see how he tackles this.

[@knightfriedfries2577]

Play through this all please, DF!!!

[@Freakout04]

Watching this after playing the game for ages is both incredibly infuriating and entertaining XD

[@bradgould215]

when the hollow knight music popped up I was happily surprised

[@zack1634]

Now there's 2 game I need to try now because of DF. The one from last video and this! Not to mention I'm totally addicted with super auto pet

[@franekg8384]

DF if you are wondering about what the alpha does then basiclly the alpha gives the cards on its sides 1 attack you can see it in 15:12 where the squirell has 1 attack (previously 0)

[@immortal8292]

Such lighthearted music for such a dark toned game XD

[@RinSyuveil]

Welp good luck DF also if you make this a series I will happily watch it (though I will say the stardew music will not fit for later in the game and dose not fully work for the game even now it’s a spooky game)

[@cityofevil3283]

I’m so glad you’re playing this game!! I feel like it was made for you lol

[@a_person2461]

Nothing like watching him sacrifice animals and them calling them idiots

[@stick9633]

big tip if you get a strange larva just get it in the right condition it’s very op also you need to wait 3 turns until it becomes op

[@arte4391]

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A LOT OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING MOST OF THE TIME! BUT LOVED IT! KEEP IT UP!

[@GIRGHGH]

He's certainly playing it very fast paced and not taking his time to understand anything himself, so it makes sense newcomers would have trouble as well.

[@cityofevil3283]

This is going to sound cheesy but I’m so glad you’re back. I recently lost a family friend to COVID and your videos give me a reason to laugh during these hard times. Thanks.

[@cherryblossom6717]

I watched kubz scouts play this yesterday and I loved it great to see you playing it as well!!

[@RaiNAgara]

Well, even the stoat gives a concerned face when it see how DF play this

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

never played this game, but it definitely looks like something DF will wreak havoc upon.

[@mcthiccems863]

Wait till he finds out about the ouraborus

[@abnersantana7267]

Bro i love how many nice games you let us know

[@snowzye2178]

Finished Cartoonz gameplay,can't wait to see this one too!

[@PeterLedergerber]

I just love how he just ignores all the rules the game throws at him and is just doing his own thing. So different than Markipoo.

[@nutmeggames3898]

OMFG INSCRYPTION! I just know DF is gonna have fun with this one.

[@LoganAtor2206]

You should play Idle Dice. I think it’s be real cool.

[@dkt1800]

I know ticked that you used hornets theme. Nice choice of the hollow knight music

[@bellaprager1753]

Im just imagining DF as soon as he learns what to do with ouroboros

[@DavidBDMyers]

free teeth on the skull behind Leshy at the beginning and after ever boss fight

[@kiwifox90]

I love this vid just him taking packrat over oroborus was saddening and frustrating lol

[@Nathan-mj4zy]

nice seeing you back df

[@nefariouseternity]

Literally playing inscription and then saw you upload 😂 love this game

[@nefariouseternity]

I just stopped playing... i was playing for over 6 hours straight. Its nearly 3 am wtf

[@spicetothemax7589]

This is a very different game that DF usually plays I'm interested in how it will turn out

[@milodiin]

"I'm not a cheater I always play by the rules" *Looks at entire channel* Yeah sure DF

[@elisuchet]

I am really glad that you back to upload thx😢

[@GODincarnet]

god as soon as the stardew music starts it takes me right back lol

[@ech9817]

My guy's gonna foam at the mouth over Oroboros when he realizes what it does

[@kingwitherasher4628]

Hi dangerousltyfunny i like your content on games. Mostly the times when you do things dangerous but funny.