Everyone votes, but there is no choice in North Korean elections

[@TankFish69]

I love Democracy

[@yourlocalfalcomain5597]

First reply to a verify pog

[@oreotdm875]

Same

[@yellowmellow1886]

I am the senate

[@Waftey]

Do a communism video on this

[@QWERTY-ju9hn]

North korea Republic of communist party

[@gaberules2153]

If you ever feel useless just remember that someone has to count these

[@lisandroge]

To be frank, i dont even know if they bother to do so.

[@renelammers813]

@@lisandroge they'd get murdered if they didn't count it right probably

[@bayanihanzm.8326]

I think I've seen this exact comment before

[@BigAl2-u7e]

Or that North Korea has a Prime Minister

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Pl

[@Lyck_]

Imagine stranding in line for hours to vote for no reason at all...

[@kalain8970]

The reason to vote is to 'STAY ALIVE'

[@KartikSharma-so1pz]

@@kalain8970 ooofffff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_aizen_5851]

They are all required or else......

[@Moonless6491]

Just like voting in America

[@xyungeloest]

They don’t stand in line for hours that’s an American thing

[@codeeast1224]

I wonder if he gets nervous the night before thinking he could lose.

[@saadzamir9327]

He does

[@showersleep-relaxingsleepm6817]

😂😂😂

[@runningoutofnames3CS]

I can just imagine his face if he actually somehow lost to a random guy trying to run as president

[@antarca3213]

@@runningoutofnames3CS the guy would mysteriously disappear in a car accident, so at the end he would win anyway

[@runningoutofnames3CS]

@@antarca3213 yeah true but it’s a funny thought tho non the less

[@instrumentalfrand]

That’s pretty delightful music for the most dystopian thing that actually exists.

[@justinrobertabel8690]

Prolly the closest thing thing we can get to a government horror movie lol

[@maxbennett2596]

@@justinrobertabel8690 joe Biden is the closest thing we can get to a government horror movie

[@aafaq4286]

Closest we can get to an Orwellian novel.

[@mattvillan4591]

@@maxbennett2596 the u.s its self

[@maxbennett2596]

@@mattvillan4591 lol yeah you’re right haha

[@adepic7927]

Vote ballot ( )Kim Jon Un ( )Firing squad

[@vincenta_2]

bacon Hahah angel busted

[@eouzcuemarz3114]

Adepic Lol👍😍

[@nolancer5974]

@Angel천사 Dude, they have internet there?

[@largesoda1729]

@@nolancer5974 I think its owned by Googlag Corp

[@ivanf2808]

hmmm firing squad seems promising!

[@PRIYAM-er8ef]

Election in north korea be like:- A) Kim Jong Un B) Same as option A C) Both A and B D) All above

[@qwertyasdfgh7583]

More like A) Kim Jong un B) Get killed by an anti aircraft system.

[@the.real.cia.langley]

E) DEATH!!

[@adityajayant8277]

Underrated comment

[@punitdas5207]

@@qwertyasdfgh7583 *antiaircraft gun

[@JhaeJ]

😂😂😂

[@chadmendoza2000]

Imagine how the TV reporter discusses the NoKor Election surveys. Kim Jong Un - 99.99% Death - 00.01%

[@PrathameshThakare13]

112 likes and no reply? Hello?????

[@ujwaltimalsina8098]

@@PrathameshThakare13 180 likes and 1 reply

[@echoholic]

I guess you're right.

[@Colbert85]

@@PrathameshThakare13 Take my reply

[@itzelramirez4801]

This the first time I’ve seen it spelled nokor

[@boingbryan8123]

When u have nothing else to do with YOUR country...

[@CRenggi]

So true

[@priyamchauhan2668]

Boing Bryan are you the guy who always says TQ Sadhguru. 😃

[@landofseekers500]

Ahh the sadhguru guy

[@shubhampreetsingh8630]

Oye... TQ from Malaysia.... On Sadhguru channel🙏😂

[@jeepjwz5625]

Ow sorry, according to this guy you’re only allowed to talk about your own country. Please world, stop annoying this man.

[@mrangelo2717]

North Koreans: You won sir. Kim Jong Un: Recount, just to be sure.

[@tiagobarbosa509]

Trump: Frauded elections!!

[@empty3293]

@Potato Proven factually to be wrong. Trump lost that election and now if you believe Trump about the election being rigged you are a conspiracy theorist

[@zackerycoutinho7442]

@Empty it was stolen

[@empty3293]

@@zackerycoutinho7442 you have the same amount of evidence as flat earthers

[@michaels9666]

Kim Jong un: we want all voting to stop, we don’t want to find any ballots at 4 o’clock & add them to the list. This is a very sad moment to me

[@danielmark1785]

It's like playing video games with your younger siblings you give them a disconnected controller so they think they're actually playing.

[@AnishKumar-sv1rq]

😂

[@RavanaSurra]

Very true 😂😂😂

[@nera4988]

It's happened before 😭

[@freeross371]

Except North Koreans know the election is bullsh*t

[@idontmindpineappleonapizza9591]

Hahahahahahah this is so true

[@malcolmabram2957]

I don't understand why people are so critical of Kim Yong Un. He gets 100% of the vote with a 100% turn out every time. He must be very popular with his people.

[@alexonian2940]

He’s so incompetent. Just yesterday his approval rating fell to 145%, the lowest ever. He’s losing his grip.

[@jacobschiller4486]

He actually only had a 99% turnout in the 2018 election.

[@alexonian2940]

@@jacobschiller4486 Disappointing. Take a look at Libya or even Belarus. They can consistently get a 345% voter turnout on every single Election Day. Kim Jong Un needs to gain support of the people, and get voter turnout to least 200% before he tries to solidify his administration.

[@jacobschiller4486]

@@alexonian2940 search up the 1927 Liberian election. Dubbed the "most fraudulent election in history"!

[@notablesquid968]

I am glad he got re-elected I don't like the sound of this Kim guy.

[@dylanloo9856]

This just sounds like a fantasy world that Kim created for himself

[@07aniketdeysarkar26]

I wish I could create a fantasy empire myself... Outside video games 😐

[@ramichahin2]

China and Russia support this kind of "democracy". It's a very communist democracy

[@07aniketdeysarkar26]

@@ramichahin2 India has the constitution, which is the ultimate protector of India's democracy. That's the power that is in that book. 🔥 (Earlier Supreme Court used to do the same, but not lately)

[@Mona-tt8gu]

@@ramichahin2 true

[@sirdoinks1766]

Well his grandfather did not him he just following there footsteps

[@Metsfan1986]

I don't know about Kim, But I would feel super awkward having people jumping in the streets celebrating a false victory of mine. .

[@KogoGaming]

well if he thought rationally like us he wouldnt be holding an entire country hostage under his godliness

[@MrFunnyman5260]

When you get that much power, no, you wouldn't

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@osparav Wot mate?

[@dannydevito7000]

@@KogoGaming I'm pretty sure he's a smart rational guy, he essentially runs a cult with the entirety of his countries population. Unfortunately he's also an evil, evil man.

[@ericlee801]

No. In fact, he makes you do it. If you don't supercheer for him, you are classified as a rebel and get executed

[@togeinumaki292]

'To be successful in life always have competition with yourself' KJU:and I took that personally

[@Time-cc2qb]

😂😂

[@hellonhead5905]

Mair..😂😂

[@iisverynoob]

competitors exists : Kim Jong Un: So you have chosen death

[@AniketSingh-ej7tn]

😂😂

[@theatheistdude2499]

Lol

[@ruthlessuk6313]

North Koreans: So we can vote? Kim Jong-un: Well yes but actually no

[@wmbrodett]

I think the balot has kim jong un's name on it and there's an option (yes or no)

[@mananzargar2615]

@@wmbrodett more like, yes or death

[@christopherkaczmarek4419]

Strange voting system they’ve got

[@asheep7797]

@@wmbrodett no, it’s probably “Put this in the box to vote for Kim”

[@JiTiAr35]

The question should be more like, do we have to vote? It's not even a question btw lol.

[@DonMadruga72]

That's a lie, we all know that there is 3 candidates in the ballot: Kim Jong-Uno Kim Jong-Dos Kim Jong-Tres

[@IdentityVI]

😂😂😂😂

[@russell2890]

muy bueno

[@coopdawg13]

Don’t forget about Kim Jong Cuatro

[@DonMadruga72]

@@coopdawg13 Or Kim Jong-Cinco

[@mkalsterboy1234]

Kim Jong seis

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

Plot Twist: It's just a way to calculate the working population.

[@fgvcosmic6752]

That.... actually makes sense

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

@Chalga Bee It's just a shower thought multiple people might have the same idea. Although I didn't see a single comment that's similar to mine.

[@ujjwal2473]

You made the best comment.

[@elliotgillum]

@Chalga Bee Are they supposed to have read all 6,000+ comments? I'm going to need you to read every word ever written before you respond or else I'll only reply with "stolen". REEEEE

[@mohhammedrafeee203]

What abt childrens??

[@nikkiiv9259]

World: Do you have elections? N. Korea: Well yes, but actually no.

[@loba7373]

World: So who won the election? North Korea: Yes

[@pharmacyera3421]

MacISForNormies What a PARADOX

[@sashmiel6566]

@@loba7373 he also plays first base.

[@NasiAsking]

World: So Norkies… you do mean to run a democracy, right? Best Korea: Mmmm Yesn't

[@flatlemur]

@@NasiAsking it's called democratic peoples Republic of Korea..

[@adandavid8979]

I think Kim Jong-Un will win the 2024 elections instead of Kim Jong-Un, but Kim Jong-Un is definitely a better candidate than Kim Jong-Un. But feel free to state your opinions on who will win.

[@TrusteeNail]

KIM JONG UN DEFINITELY WON THIS ELECTION! STOP THE COUNT!

[@zaki4117]

Kim Jong-Un is a far better candidate then all the others you ignorant bigot

[@adandavid8979]

@@zaki4117 Have you seen how Kim Jong-Un is like when he found out that Kim Jong-Un won instead of him in 2019? And you still support him?

[@josiahaezerpratama4447]

I prefer Kim Jong-Un instead of Kim Jong-Un

[@adandavid8979]

@@josiahaezerpratama4447 Yea Kim Jong-Un is quite a better candidate than Kim Jong-Un

[@msaocer]

The Vote be like: Kim Jong Un? [ ] Yes [ ] Mysterious disappearance the next morning

[@vladtheg4m3r70]

More like Kim jong un? A) yes B) yes C) yes D) yes E) All of the above

[@kommit-456]

@@vladtheg4m3r70 comrade putin, how are you?

[@learningtime8544]

@@vladtheg4m3r70 Lolol

[@conradee8130]

Election be like A:Kim B:Jung C:Un D: All of the above

[@joseph_arrow]

Is there even opponents? I don't even think it's possible.

[@joseph-fernando-piano]

Even China thinks North Korea's idea of democracy is a joke...

[@jasiahllyod-issac8144]

Chinese democracy is a joke as well

[@nothing9220]

@@jasiahllyod-issac8144 China has no democracy

[@zhenlonglim9637]

Sadly china always bring up democracy aspect especially during their 70s national day

[@gtworldzhd4137]

At least you don’t get arrested in China when you go out shopping, driving a car, but yes there is no democracy.

[@Askeladd4131]

Democracy is a joke, government = mafia

[@numba6457]

A man: doesn't vote the next day: A man from pyeungyang commited suicide by shooting himself 7 times in the back

[@givemeyoursocks915]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hhahahahaahahahhahaaahahaa

[@givemeyoursocks915]

👍👍👍

[@mekong9629]

Kim : oh no anyways

[@jordanwalks]

This comment is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramichahin2]

Sounds like communist television. Although to be fair, it's not much better over in the masonic controlled west

[@ivanott7196]

North Korean Election be like: Vote for.. 1. Kim Jong Un with weight loss 2. Kim Jong Un with muscle 3. Kim Jong Un with nice warm attitude 4. Kim Jong Un with single chin 5. Kim Jong Un with James Bond haircut 6. Kim Jong Un with as a BTS member 7. Kim Jong Un as Kim Jong Un, plus no conflict, everyone is happy.

[@lolololgii754]

Kim Jong Un with a bts member ftw

[@rifqimuflih12640]

7

[@thrwwyaccnt123]

7 doesn't exist kek

[@antitheus9004]

@@lolololgii754 he will rock 🤣

[@teanmace]

That would be an awesome election.

[@R41Ryan]

This is very upbeat for something very depressing.

[@lil_jong-un6668]

It's funny on surface, but when you dig a little deeper the reason behind it it's surely depressing.

[@jessica_R_9167]

You mean the music they chose for the segment, or all the pomp & celebration of a dictatorship openly masquerading as a democracy

[@R41Ryan]

@@jessica_R_9167 yes

[@rawpotatofella9654]

Not if you’re Kim Jong un

[@MintRobin]

It's terrifying. Imagine living your whole life having to pretend you love someone for fear of yours and your families lives. They just want to be freed.

[@yilungmusksweelow1890]

List of presidentials candidates A-Kim B-Answer A C-Answer B D-Answer C

[@deelarry2137]

Clever

[@clementine7825]

ok underrated

[@bruh-140]

Smart trick

[@felixmatthewmeimban3188]

There is no box to tick

[@bg357wg]

E- Labor camp/death

[@tdestroyer1882]

List of presidential candidates A Kim B Kim C Kim D all of the above E death

[@Delective]

E: jail time

[@Madenity]

F: torture

[@yummyshape]

G: did i mention death?

[@allergictohumansnotanimals5671]

H: death

[@packz9848]

Thats clearly meaning full kim is better than kim!!

[@harrycao7935]

If you ever feel useless just remember that North Korea holds elections.

[@Cyborg_Lenin]

I mean they are only a bit less.relevant then the US elections

[@avus-kw2f213]

Italy was originally neutral anything anything should be on the central powers side because they originally signed a treaty

[@mcchupithechup7447]

North Koreans: We want an election Kim Jong: We have election at home *Election at home:*

[@Natsukiii_i]

1 dollar version

[@condorX2]

Trump play plague inc with American lives. Kim play SIM with Korean lives.

[@lilcrust3063]

@@condorX2 fax

[@legendarydestructor5845]

Unfunny, overused

[@Jesus____]

@@legendarydestructor5845 Unfunny, Oversused

[@kylejonas3875]

1:12 he actually voted for himself like he was worried about losing

[@ILLATONEGATIVO]

XD

[@ThePlotTwisted]

Resembles someone liking his own comment

[@theyaduvanshiindian391]

No he voted for candidate of his constituency

[@meferswift]

Actually thats a sign. If he dont bother to vote, ut may shows sign of unwillingness to serve his part.

[@schwarzer0se463]

Plot twist: He voted for 15 years labor camp.

[@beastmaster2242]

Guy 1: who are you voting for Guy 2: I’m voting for Kim Guy 1: Wow me too! (Crowd laughs)

[@YoungMonte]

*guns are aimed at the people who laugh*

[@Amatersuful]

my entire family voted for him too

[@boldandbrash259]

I voted for Kim Il Sung sorry

[@ramboanime]

@Hunting Trapping 101 I think that as long as you vote for somebody he's a fan of like Dennis Rodman, you're safe

[@rtjf1755]

Wow i voted for Kim too.

[@tobyriecke3972]

I’d be the anoyying guy in the line that asks the person behind me “so who are you voting for”

[@lovepeace3849]

Kim jung un! You?

[@ray.j.]

@@lovepeace3849 "Im Voting Jong Un Kim. I think hes way better than kim jong un."

[@lovepeace3849]

@@ray.j. i bet Kim jung un win this election! Rather than Kim jung un!

[@ray.j.]

@@lovepeace3849 oh yeah? I think kim jong un's gonna win over that kim jong un guy

[@lovepeace3849]

@@ray.j. oh! Really? Kim jung un has more supporters than Kim jung un! So sorry...

[@ManojShan]

"is there democracy in North Korea?" Kim : yesn't

[@lmaoded1550]

Yeah ofc there definitely is democracy Only kim 👍👍👍

[@elmervargas1565]

"well...yes, but actually no"

[@lmaoded1550]

@@w花b yeah (^_^メ)

[@KazuLoafers]

Commucratic

[@arunroy9997]

Democratic people's republic of Korea (or north korea I think) is name of nation

[@brisingr2868]

Ballot: [] Kim Jong-un [] All of the above

[@vanguardcommander4560]

[]all the above

[@zkun3230]

[] C.

[@snappyturtle3333]

World: Do you have elections? North Korea: Yesn't

[@Steelairship]

Yenos

[@MrCarguy2]

Kim: YEET

[@joksizantos7520]

50 50

[@rOceanIngle]

Thats true 😂😂😂

[@itsbonkerjojo9028]

Yesno

[@mangloreanwithabeard]

Reminds me of Mr Bean's Christmas Episode where he Posts Greeting card in his own house 😂😂😂

[@user-fk8md4jn3i]

Hahha 😂😂🙌🙌

[@RealCherry8085]

As a grown up that Episode seems very depressing

[@mdr959]

@@RealCherry8085 true that

[@mangloreanwithabeard]

@@RealCherry8085 yea😂😂

[@jayeah143]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielrobin7035]

Vote ballot 1. Kim Jong un 2. Kim Jong dos 3. Kim Jong tres 4. Kim Jong cuatro 5. Kim Jong cinco

[@jz261]

What about Kim jong quatro?????

[@sean-ey5je]

What about kim jong cinco

[@jz261]

@@sean-ey5je and dont forget kim seis!!!

[@praneshsawant4137]

@@jz261 how bout kim jong siete

[@jz261]

@@praneshsawant4137 ohh but u forgot kim jong ocho!!!

[@TheSadhguruSense]

China tv is telecasting this

[@ssrini2002]

The irony

[@jamesherbert8954]

@@ssrini2002 Its South China, meaning Hong Kong you uneducated person

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

i'm pretty sure hong kong got some rights taken away though...

[@QwertyQwerty-tp1pd]

@@jamesherbert8954 owned by Alibaba

[@frozenlettuce293]

@@neurofiedyamato8763 what about literally everyone that was pro-democracy being pepper sprayed and forced out of parliament, forcing everyone that wasn't kidnapped and killed by the police in droves to escape from their hope to other countries

[@wfhxsahgf]

Imagine the thrill of counting the ballots. Kim Jong Un is crossing his fingers. 🤞🏻 😂 🤞🏻

[@erdmannelchen8829]

It's like being excited for a christmas gift you have bought for yourself.

[@jeffpeng1118]

I mean, the fun part is to find if there is anyone that voted against Kim Jong Un, and then you be like: "Woof, this guy will be in serious trouble"

[@Pain_is_temperory.]

I think his having a MacDonald S.

[@thaihoangcfc]

peace and love everybody.

[@davhen5874]

@@erdmannelchen8829 nah , back in the days we used to get our old toys wrapped up around Christmas time and we would open them and play with them for a while then put them back up for next year. Maybe every few big birthdays like 10 15 18 you probably get something new under the tree. That is what this is like.

[@mexicanmemer529]

The Obama Giving Obama A Medal Meme Fits Perfectly Here...

[@nadiaamadu7307]

Okay everyone is making jokes but i think this is actually very sad..

[@user-fz2yy6xz4y]

Yeah bro thats sad :(

[@Chainmonkey77]

@Anton Ciberus except Ireland, we get to choose our poison..... ppl who killed our economy or people who will break something else😂 but atleast its not war

[@Simon-nc5wz]

@Anton Ciberus and after Orange man we can't even say our leaders look less laughable than little fatty rocket man 😄

[@ekyle3368]

@Anton Ciberus your comparing America and Europe to a dictatorship

[@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial]

Indeed

[@shintyty]

This is like doing something special for the kid that can never win

[@weegee3917]

isn't this exactly what's happening here?

[@samgalloway3012]

*"Is there Democracy in North Korea?"* Kim: *Well yes but no.*

[@emilyvillamil]

@Daniel Lacy Kim Jun Un is way too busy brainwashing North Korea to act like there is an actual election.

[@misakamikoto8785]

which person did you vote for? Yes.

[@opalchat4539]

Yesn't

[@Μπάμπηςσουγιάς-ψ9ζ]

There is no democracy and freedom nowhere they make u believe u have them but no bb

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

Well no but actually no

[@uchihapaulo]

North Korean Official: "This election is a meaningful event...." Rest of the World: "Doubt = 💯%"

[@passawayla1740]

Reminds of this one Mr bean episode where he wrote himself a bday card and bought himself presents and then acted surprised when he received them lol

[@clydecash5659]

I remember that one!!!

[@zuxx00]

Kim Jong Un or his father probably saw that episode too. I bet that's where they got the idea too.

[@aimanharith1248]

@@zuxx00 😂😂🤣

[@jamescar8085]

I laughed to that when i was a kid now i know that what he did was really saddening.

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Ok

[@dablb]

_"It is not who votes that counts, it is who counts the votes"_ _- Joseph Stalin_

[@Princess_Luna2004]

It was said Napoleon Third

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

Oddly enough this made me think about how for the past 4 years 2 years ago my dead grandpa was voting. My mom didn’t let it happen this time though

[@reposter6434]

Well its obvious is it not?

[@MargaritaMagdalena]

"The problem with internet quotes is that they're often fake" Abraham Lincoln

[@ffffffffffffffffffffffffff6589]

Yep, like 2020 US elections. Fraud central.

[@eashelowaisquraishi7242]

Imagine when Kim Jong Un “won” again and it would be “ O my gosh, i won again! wHaT a sUrPrIsE”

[@MrMars-sx3db]

I think Kim Ju-ae's father might have a shot at winning this time

[@brethebird3148]

OwO I won again?

[@huangchang7271]

Wwwwwww2w2wwwww

[@theprocrastinator6813]

"too easy, it wasn't even a challenge"

[@PLANETRANS]

2.5k likes for the soapiest comment of the day yeah 🥳. 3K, bring it on!

[@AmanSingh-vf8qh]

Imagine how worse the conditions are that even china is posting about unfair elections

[@lekuanwang8778]

Nope, if you look at the channel description, this channel is from Hong Kong, not mainland China.

[@Saifull1991]

Lol 😂

[@hcbs1986]

North Korea is SO bad that the countries up there with it called them out

[@cvk4488]

​@@lekuanwang8778hongkong had so much of its rights lost, its now basically an autonomous city of China

[@alogicalgirloncesaid5140]

Bro why does Kim jung un always look surprised when people are clapping on the streets when he’s the one who planned it😭😭

[@aft5264]

Idk how you can be happy with clout knowing that they all secretly hate you

[@lorenzo7095]

Because he's surprised that no one wants to be executed today

[@MT-zw1ti]

@@aft5264 they dont.

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

Sad

[@BryoMoss]

@@aft5264some of them actually love him due to propaganda and brainwashing

[@lyjaugs]

Election be like : ( ) Kim Jong Un ( ) Kim Jong Il's son ( ) Kim ll Sung's grandson ( ) Kim Ju Ae's dad ( ) Ri Sol-ju's supreme husband ( ) Kim Jong-nam's lil bro

[@isabellavanillabeang1rl]

No it’s more like ( ) Kim jong un ( ) Kim jong un ( ) Kim Jong un And the one and only Kim Jon un

[@justsomeguysittingonacouch7071]

@@isabellavanillabeang1rl bro, they all leads to Kim Jong Um wdym. Also btw, "Kim Jon un"

[@aadpiraat7126]

Kim han sol's uncle

[@HCXVII]

@@isabellavanillabeang1rl are you has stoopid

[@illbill5904]

I'd pick Kim Jong-nam's lil bro. It sounds cute. Because he's smol.

[@RedStone576]

if you ever feel useless, remember this event exist

[@dulldogdodo9967]

So inspiring!(T＿T)

[@alexjones1738]

You all are just fooled by western propoganda. These are free and fair elections.

[@vitoralmeida2680]

@@alexjones1738 you are joking right?

[@iversonlopez8538]

@@alexjones1738 kim is my only leader sir

[@treatoplease3479]

@@alexjones1738 MEGA OOOOOOOF

[@ajbwbd]

"every presidential election" putin, Kim jong Un , xi ping : guess who's back!!

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

Back Again!!

[@cam0987]

shady's back

[@GX_2310]

🤣😂

[@rogertrooman7918]

Ballot: [ ] Kim Jong Un [ ] Kim Jong Un [ ] Kim Jong Un [ ] All of the above [ ] Re-education camp (Forced labor camp)

[@CrazyBrick30]

[✔] Re-Neducation

[@AiRPasternak]

[ ] Firing Squad

[@seddyx8994]

Very accurate

[@apieceofpi5463]

[ ] Gulag

[@mr.v3061]

[✓] Corona

[@GlyntTheCat]

"In 2014, turnout was 99.9%" Yooo 0.1% woke up and decided to be enemies of the state!

[@yusurkassem4174]

Too bad they're all dead now

[@dylanc.784]

I'm pretty sure they're explanation for jt was that there were sailors that were unable to vote on election day because ig they were out doing stuff on the water. I love how they came up for a reason why 0.1% of the population didn't vote.

[@sakthisubash3110]

In my country its just 70 %

[@kaimccoy7142]

@@sakthisubash3110mine was like 60 to 65 percent

[@lordm3s447]

@@yusurkassem4174 Not all some defected and escape to Sokor.

[@pualamnusantara7903]

Ah, yes, The *dEmOcRatiC* People's Republic of Korea, indeed.

[@bdaduck]

The “people’s” republic is why gets me

[@pfpiscringiestmcofalltime2090]

“Republic” - when it’s a monarchy

[@Vichu.]

all are fake except korea

[@stefan6347]

Democratic, **giggles** People's, **holds laughter** Republic, **breaks down crying from laughter**

[@charistsimanjuntak2854]

Its just the same as East germany

[@teodortodorov1662]

"Everyone votes, but there is no choice in North Korea elections" Totally same like in Bulgaria 😪

[@ivaylos8579]

No corruption :D

[@r2d2fromstartrek]

@@bartosmedia1601 közel sem

[@rafikamin6617]

@@bartosmedia1601 Hungary is hungry

[@raikantopenny7335]

Imagine your loving parents dancing like puppets because they have to live and support you.

[@dll7658]

:'(

[@Nobody-ie6pn]

Then you realize you'd be doing the same soon..

[@LeMustache]

Hello fellow BL thai dramas fan

[@raikantopenny7335]

@@LeMustache hi there. :-)

[@vaibhavkumar9072]

What's the difference ? :( Puppets and humans are same

[@Thanos-ib4zx]

North Koreans: “Congrats You Won! :)” Kim Jong Un: Looks like the people love me

[@mithlesh7042]

Kim Jong un - fck people I want power

[@pomupom_]

Kim: O.M.G i never ever expected this tysm everyone

[@prabalbasumatary1682]

We won

[@nubiandoll7]

Or maybe they vote because they don’t want to die

[@Darkshogun7584]

Homelander should be based on KJU instead

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

The crowd be like: just wave and smile Bois, wave and smile

[@hilvystewy7298]

Wave and smile or smite

[@noobanimate3719]

Thats the only way do it

[@complexnumber1514]

And jump😂😂

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

And girls

[@ItachiUchiha-ip5en]

The pain is real.

[@jaceb_sqr]

Whenever I feel useless, I'll just remember that this exists

[@professioncyril3673]

North Koreans: "You won sir" Kim Jong Un: "hmmm check for any voting fraud, It's not fair for my opponent"

[@randied603]

Opponent: Kim Jong-un

[@RazAr-]

@@randied603 Opponent: Heart Attack

[@Intergalactic2701]

America be like:

[@ciaran4962]

@@RazAr- Opponent: Death

[@rkkasibhotla]

@@Intergalactic2701 cope

[@AP-57]

North Korean Elections: 1. Kim Jong Un 2. Firing Squad 3. Gas Chamber 4. Electric Chair 5. Public Hanging

[@digitallovee623]

Or hard labor camp

[@tqtgshscf]

Hahahaja

[@Killerbee4712]

no electric chair. there isnt enough money to do so

[@figboi]

7. Femur breaker

[@p1ntu_]

They killed their ministry of defence using anti-aircraft. So that's an option too

[@tsdev9861]

Its called "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" for a reason.

[@remy7663]

Countries with 'Demotratic' in it's name are shown to be least democratic in the democracy index.

[@otakurt1149]

Yeah, the term "democratic" usually is to overcompensate for something they severely lack, in this case, they lack democracy

[@RockyRacoon5]

How come none of you understood the joke lol

[@sufimuslimlion4114]

@@remy7663 you are an idiot.

[@sirhayden5516]

@@sufimuslimlion4114 How? It's pretty true..

[@regulusmuphrid4891]

What a nice man is Kim Jong-Un, he even voted for the other candidate.

[@99mrpogi]

Kim jong Un voted for Kim jong Un instead of voting for himself

[@muhiddeny.misbak542]

Ballot box ()Kim Jong Un ()Kim Jong Un ()16 years labor camp

[@AngryBLKGam3r]

(✔) 16 years labor camp

[@guywithachromemask6260]

The One 16 year labor camp for NK president 2020

[@Joshuaxiong2]

Ha.

[@arno557]

()Target practice for new recruits 😆😆

[@ansonang7810]

(/ )Gorbachev

[@pawanraj9475]

Vote from the below selected candidates 1- Supreme leader 2- Kim Jong UN 3- North Korean dictator 4- All of the Above 🤔😀👆4

[@rafie.caindoc]

Hahaha

[@Nugcon]

4

[@ComradeMengels]

It's a PARLIAMENTARY election to elect the 687 members of the Supreme People's Assembly.

[@thushargowda2511]

@@ComradeMengels shut up 😂

[@zetta1234]

Where’s the potato in the options?

[@odd1ty612]

"Mom, can I have civil liberties?" "We have civil liberties at home." The civil liberties:

[@samuel-gh7fv]

Keep ur weebass memes into ur weebass vids

[@regenpalkar4385]

Boi

[@YeeYee.Living]

@@samuel-gh7fv hahah cry

[@barkinglights249]

@@williamclark5328 what is yotsubru

[@rayoscrost]

@@samuel-gh7fv that looks like anything but a weeb meme

[@shauncaruna387]

Kim Jong Un: "Who's my opposition?" Vote counter: "uhmm should I check the garbage can?" Kim Jong Un: "Ah dont worry about it!"

[@Budz-fc6es]

“It’s not about how many people vote it’s about who counts the votes.”- Stalin I think

[@vojtapro4843]

@King cheems nah m8, that was Heinrich Himmler

[@SelfImprovement1111]

@King cheems haha you Americans will be looking like Korea in a few years fr now

[@BigguBosu117]

I think it was Anakin.

[@chuunibyou9274]

@@SelfImprovement1111 it's sad how the world sees it, but Americans don't ☹

[@SelfImprovement1111]

@@chuunibyou9274 it’s often hard to see at home but when you travel around, you start see how it was and how it is. I think I remember the actor from interstellar say that.

[@suchagug7865]

Just remember whenever you’re having a bad day, you could be living in North Korea

[@darth6466]

I live in North Korea

[@gloobs4913]

@@darth6466 impossible

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

Sad

[@Brawl.F2P.B]

:(

[@JD-gh4tr]

@@darth6466 The Internet is banned in North Korea, sorry bud.

[@webber8872]

These guys are screaming and cheering so they can live 💀

[@banananoir5061]

FR! he rlly think ppl like him

[@evaisthisiaeclaire6365]

Wonder where so much power comes from.

[@KuroHebi]

They're not trying to live, they're trying to survive.

[@itsnitzia]

Love ur pfp

[@dragoncat5767]

So he can be supreme leader again if his period of ruling power ends

[@thegoodgenius1529]

this brings "congratulation you played yourself" to whole new level

[@danktank5193]

I mean... they do call it the “Democratic” People’s “Republic” of Korea

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

Ah, so they're democratic AND republican at the same time! Excellent!

[@TadyChick]

"democratic" is there only to look "democratic"

[@danktank5193]

@@oogabooga9939 Yeah, I bet they don’t even follow that definition lol. I would be surprised to learn if any working class citizens hold any type of political power that isn’t part of a facade for the outside world.

[@bendixytp6832]

@@danktank5193 Yeah, exactly. It's not communism or an attempt at it, but rather an excuse to be a dictatorship

[@bendixytp6832]

@Damian Jazowski Well, no. He didn't directly call him communist

[@mankind8807]

North Korean election canditates: A) Kim Jong Un. B) Kim Un Jong. C) Un Kim Jong. D)Jong Kim Un

[@zaxisontherun]

i choose Jong Un Kim

[@melivan1799]

@@zaxisontherun smh did you know he hates red and blue people

[@rmsdimples8533]

@@melivan1799 lol that sounds great

[@akhilunnikrishnan1872]

Yeah, but I'm rooting for Un Jong Kim

[@thejeshwarvr2309]

Stolen

[@theminnow8320]

America: Our election was unfair and rigged!! North Korea: Hold my beer

[@johnmathew951]

*North Korea: hold my bomb

[@sammisde6268]

*hold my nuke

[@electronicshock5794]

*hold my cheese

[@Thinking_Emoji]

*hold my fat

[@zetta1234]

*Hold my Kim Chi

[@studystudystudyyougottaget6252]

So basically: 1. Kim Jong Un 2. Kim Jong un+kim Jong un-kim Jong Un=Kim jong Un 3. a² + b²= Kim Jong Un² => √a²+b²=a+b=Kim Jong Un ; a and b are integral equivalent fractions of Kim Jong Un 4. ∫dKim Jong Un= Kim Jong Un (since it's a constant) 5. Kim Jong Un × ∞/∞ = Kim Jong Un

[@lazorplayz4556]

bruh

[@floydnavarro7722]

😅

[@imrobot3942]

DDS and iglesia ni cristo enter the chat

[@deepikathapa6866]

😝😝😝😝😝😀😀😀

[@arhamhaziq4276]

Imagine if school exam is just like this comment 😂😂

[@commentpolice4694]

The hell’s a “presidentiable”

[@fsh3702]

秀儿

[@TheS-Man]

First time i am seeing people dancing together in fear. 🤣🤣

[@railfankerala]

😂

[@Swayam3656]

😂

[@devilbeast6010]

😂😂😂no choice otherwise he'll again issue a ne policy that whosoever won't dance on the day of elections will get jail

[@vlnstrom4117]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@aayutidere3237]

O bhai 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommybro5313]

Notice everyone is so skinny other than Kim?

[@prismaticseal2553]

Kim and politicians, notice they have also some weight...is shameful

[@prismaticseal2553]

@Dan S Yeah, because is so expensive, imagine letting them eat a cake or....anything really, I guess it could spring a revolution...they just need to bring the goverment down, because the goverment should serve the people and not the other way around

[@goodnight63]

He struggles to feed his people

[@s.s9544]

We were watching some student news thing about North Korea in 6th grade. I blurted out that Kim is fat. Everyone laughed but the teacher told the class that it is because he is well fed and everyone else is malnourished.

[@devillovexxx]

I believe they even spent much for the campaign before election..

[@decentish8546]

Can’t believe Kim Jong Un’s approval rating has slipped all the way down to 100%. Never saw his fathers go below 120.

[@pb1pb581]

instead of counting ballots they should just weigh it & get the total!

[@MattGates16]

No cause I could stuck gum on mine then I get 15 votes not 1

[@bbparvez]

😂😂

[@bongkk3985]

It's to ensure the job oppocunity in N.Korea.

[@raymonko]

You are a party pooper!

[@Liam-jy7yi]

For a country that pretty much still uses floppy disks I don't think they are smart enough..

[@luchan1638]

This feels like a meme, that's how ridiculous this looks

[@hellothere1206]

@Chris they look koreans?

[@YAKKOSWorld]

@Chris Just imagine how trump supporters looked like when he got booted out of office 🤡🤡🤡

[@YAKKOSWorld]

@Chris you absolute fool, letting msm brainwash you into thinking that there was actual fraud 🤣😂

[@YAKKOSWorld]

@Chris Idk what you're talking about but you're obviously a conspiracy theorist 🥴

[@YAKKOSWorld]

@Chris I'm lost? you're lost into Qanon and msm lol.

[@vixciousfiverre261]

Kids : waiting for usa,india election results Men: waiting for north korea election results

[@debarati4725]

Lol😂

[@jyotirmayeenayak3954]

No common folk in developed countries worry about India's elections.

[@nothingcalledoff7852]

@@jyotirmayeenayak3954 nope. I'm from England and indian election is very important as it's the biggest democracy in the world. If there is no democracy there, that would mean democracy is dying.

[@animeguy7037]

@@nothingcalledoff7852 Although I don't think democracy will be dead by BJP govt

[@VishnoiAbhishek29]

@@nothingcalledoff7852 but India is not a proper democracy now 😂 it is flawed democracy due to autocracy of our supreme leader mr.modi . Our courts & election commission are soldout to mr.modi

[@dad2827]

"This election is a *meaningful* occasion to demonstrate". I laughed hard at this part...

[@damachine3]

The 0.1% that slept in that day will have a rude awakening.

[@irondasgr]

No awakening at all.

[@soumenmishra1395]

RIP

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

Rude is kinda an understatement

[@rakisyc]

If they even get to wake at all XD

[@puraLusa]

They are the ones who live abroad working and guiving up the salary to the dear leader. It's a portion of their budget oficially.

[@spooky_lxix9042]

"you can't lose if your opponent already disappeared" -kim jong un

[@Adam-pz1gs]

"you can't lose if your opponent doesn't exist"

[@BTClips522]

@@koseligkar4756 That's what she said. 😬🤣 *Wait*

[@zakkymiftahurrahman1665]

@@BTClips522 Yes, Officer. This comment right here.

[@samueljacobo4438]

- Putin

[@itachi-kun7736]

in my country, a lot of small officials are also unopposed during elections

[@anmoldhingra97]

Wow. This is so wholesome. Love the people dancing just because they want live.

[@Hero4fun77]

Dance for your life 🙂👍

[@anonymousperson8617]

This is anything but wholesome

[@levi2067]

I really hope that this is a joke

[@frilsonboogers]

@@anonymousperson8617 it’s obviously a joke dingus

[@kinyacat5919]

@@levi2067 i think its not. Theres alot of laws in N.K. that is really strict

[@rexonedirection15]

Fun fact: The Ballot actually has two choices , but over 99.99% people don't know it. and it looks like this □KIM JONG UN □DEATH

[@aran4122]

In your dreams maybe

[@ItsWAWGaming]

Does it legit say that?

[@-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB]

The 0.01% people from the vote: **They went to Hawaii, for an eternal vacation**

[@Anyting9OnTopGrrr]

Nah, they went to the gulag

[@sumkindacheeto]

Nah m8, they are all going to the store to get some milk and cigarettes, they'll be back any second.

[@SylvieTheCuteSylveon]

Nah the government is just gonna pull a Big Shaq on them. Full send da ting goes skrrrrrra

[@prakhar.29december]

..or to Gulag

[@hellonhead5905]

Nah it was prolly kim jong un who voted the other guy out of pity...

[@AhmedYouTube1]

The hysterical and unnatural way they clap and raise their arms just shows how deeply indoctrinated they are. Just so sad

[@aydenpotts7019]

It's all for the camera. Don't fall for it. Reminds me of the time we were forced to look "happy" when the President of my college hopped by.

[@JoeSmith-cn7ur]

It’s not indoctrination they are fully aware what is going on. They’d be shot if they didn’t play along. I understand what you mean, but it’s an important distinction that they KNOW it’s wrong and do it to protect themselves, instead of not knowing and thinking it’s normal. They’re fully aware it’s the former.

[@tanveersingh5423]

I will dance too if i was there.... You can't show unhappiness towards their supreme leaders.... You will be sent to camps.

[@JoeSmith-cn7ur]

@@tanveersingh5423 agreed. and not just that, as we all know it’s your family too. So even if an individual doesn’t care about being punished, it’s their family they have to think of. Which, is an amazing punishment in the context of punishing people who otherwise wouldn’t care about themselves if you know what I mean, not saying it’s right. It’s abhorrent of course.

[@David-tz1oi]

The truth is that they want to stay alive

[@rafaelnadel]

When you're provided with menu, but you're served only one dish chosen by the restaurant

[@thatgirlwithherheadinthecl8777]

That's a hilariously excellent analogy 👏

[@danielda4471]

...so you decide to try the next door restaurant but is all about the same, only this time the restaurant is called China. lol

[@xyz5498]

@@danielda4471 and Russia

[@tejas_649]

@@danielda4471 and India, I think so.

[@danielda4471]

@@xyz5498 well Russian is actually different, Russian vote for Putin because they (kind of) like him, and not because there's not an alternative, that's why Now Putin is forcing the machine to make things harder if he eventually loses, I don't pity them.

[@alinddwivedi4868]

War is Peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

[@johndavidbuell]

Do they really believe that “single-minded unity” is what the world sees, rather than complete tyranny?? This is really sad and hard to watch.

[@vishvpower9330]

No one will say otherwise,or they would be a deadbody .you cannot really know true feelings of someone on video but only in one to one conversation

[@savannahgarza9741]

Seems more like a sick psychological tactic to oppress people than a facade for the rest of the world.

[@am-nj7no]

all of you are paranoid

[@deanwinchester3356]

I doubt the people of North Korea even know what tyranny is. Apparently they are not even aware of the word “love” in the concept we understand it, such as romance or love for your child. It’s more like “care” or “I like you”. They only have true love for Kim Jong Un and the Kim Dynasty. That was claimed by one of the girls, Yeonmi Park, who escaped.

[@riderchallenge4250]

That official said 'revolutionary sovereignty'.😆😆

[@kkristofff]

Kim Jong Un for president? [ ] Yes [ ] Yes

[@Crankiebox99]

[✔] Yes

[@teamatfort444]

Lil Jia [ ] firing squad

[@tsukiyomi3539]

[*√*] *_Yes_*

[@cantingvenus2]

1. Yes 2. *Yes* , but in black

[@hergi-tp9ve]

[ ] Yes [ ] Yes X

[@mew9918]

Elections be like: Kim Jong Un? [ ] Yes [ ] Yes

[@07aniketdeysarkar26]

[ ] both of the above

[@commentpolice4694]

Unoriginal comment

[@ytyt2256]

[Public execution] [Humiliation] [Torture]

[@jairocruz2737]

@@07aniketdeysarkar26 [ ] all of the above

[@Baller4Life1]

Fr tho 😂

[@thelegendsofbaihatacharial8222]

The irony is that this newspaper has the name china mentioned in it.

[@tribefenatic]

well china can post anything, it's north korea that has every news sensored

[@chenshijie2015]

The South China Morning Post is a Hong Kong media and not a media in mainland China.

[@thelegendsofbaihatacharial8222]

@@chenshijie2015 Thanks for letting me know. But as far as I know the Chinese government has clamped democratic activities in Hong Kong. Recently I studied that the last democratic newspaper Apple Daily was banned by communist government

[@thelegendsofbaihatacharial8222]

@@tribefenatic china posts anything about other countries. You won't find anything about their own government

[@Gandi2000]

KJU: We are a democratic country, we allow our citizens to choose the leader, me, me or me.

[@bitemyshinnymetalass1569]

Me too

[@raulpardo4210]

Between me, myself and I.

[@woomygfx]

Me, myself, and i

[@Admiraltheycalledme]

This USA OR TRUMPYS IS a REAL Diktator !

[@SkywalkerSam64]

😂

[@abhiramp3969]

The election be like : a) Kim Jong b) Kim Jong’s son’s father c) Kim jong’s wife’s husband d)none of these , then u have CHOSEN DEATH

[@nam9085]

You ruined it with D, otherwise this was pretty funny

[@yxt8948]

@@nam9085 nah d was ok it didn’t ruin the joke

[@batman_2004]

🤣

[@malayalideadpool8486]

Lol

[@Delective]

e) escape

[@Kollectorsbondd]

Election be like: Kim Jong-un for President : [ ] Yes IF NO : [ ] Lethal Injection [ ] Electrocution [ ] Gas Chamber [ ] Hanging [ ] Firing Squad

[@carloversjaihind5772]

Right

[@ashsummermakaio4756]

This channel is a blatant lie. This “election with one candidate” is for the people accept him in the office or not. And the decisions of putting him in the office was form the parliament...which was elected by the people lol

[@jonwicked7031]

@@ashsummermakaio4756 so what you are saying is that if the people didn’t like his dictatorship he would just walk away and do nothing ? Yea sure as if that would happen lol

[@ashsummermakaio4756]

@@jonwicked7031 Where did I call him a dictator? Lol, dictators aren’t elected by the people and certainly don’t have limits on their powers.

[@topo3773]

@@ashsummermakaio4756 there’s no real elections in North Korea, almost the entire population is starving and doesn’t have any money or are in labor camps. So none of this really matters tbh.

[@albertvonhabsburg]

"Supreme Leader, can we have democracy?" "We already have democracy at home" Democracy at home :