Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault

[@milascave2]

My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!

[@dewaunwarren1]

That sounds like a good thing

[@milascave2]

@@dewaunwarren1 It is!

[@milascave2]

@@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.

[@jimalemartinez]

Lol FACTS 💯

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸

[@errorcode99]

My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!

[@TrustATinOwl]

I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.

[@multismashify]

Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.

[@Toru_01]

Thanks dude. You made my day.

[@juffurey]

Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?

[@frtard]

juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...

[@Th3Shrike]

"that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever

[@juansalcido2037]

well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja

[@TheSaryne]

That really made me laugh out loud.

[@The482075]

People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.

[@jimijamesjowitt]

Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?

[@BeezOne84]

@@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington

[@markparkinson6947]

"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!" Gets me every time. 🤣

[@mattw6399]

I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.

[@markparkinson6947]

@@mattw6399 Like what?

[@isweartofuckinggod]

My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.

[@carloslopezortega3327]

What.

[@markparkinson6947]

@@isweartofuckinggod Nice!

[@gertigegollari2456]

"You let your kid watch Django?" -Samuel L. Jackson

[@SantaPorter420]

Yes, yes I did😈

[@thc4825]

Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that

[@SantaPorter420]

@jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence

[@ragileksbean]

Yes i do! ... And Hentai to..

[@TOM15555555]

He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒

[@forkspoon4904]

Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit

[@chrisplays191]

Wheree is my super suit😕

[@blackfeathers2166]

HONEEEEEY?

[@AMuffler]

You stole this comment from SMAXZO.

[@tristanfoss7469]

Wait a minute...

[@bruceaskew2107]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShFred]

*That wasn't even me!* *That was Morgan Freeman!* I laughed so hard I got nauseated.

[@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.]

*fuck you anyway*

[@MiorAkif]

Nah man, it was Laurence Fishburne

[@DakshithaBandaratilaka]

again fucking Samuel L. Jackson Mother F**king fault for being funny!

[@bradensorensen966]

He also thinks that we live in the matrix and he’s the President of Uganda!

[@ichauch9333]

😂😂😂

[@theiammike123]

*"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"* Straight up facts.

[@donnadaisy333]

True

[@JD92205]

Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch

[@destroyerblackdragon]

So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.

[@theiammike123]

@@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"

[@jurassic_benjamin106]

@@JD92205he isn’t on the poster, it’s just the family

[@nttiv7725]

"My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack" "You've seen Jungle fever" "No I just like Crack" Lmao

[@BayuAH]

Thank you very much for the transcript!

[@vodoumyers]

This shit will never get old😆

[@SS-xo5iz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MF-Rell]

Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣

[@acb723]

" welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎

[@teddyadonia]

*My son scared of saying "what" because of you !* damn you Samuel L. Jackson!

[@shockfang2239]

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!

[@shockfang2239]

@Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene Nit the movie yet

[@desiderata6048]

Not any country I've ever heard of....

[@stas_fri3124]

Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....

[@Werhgrjdtvrykum]

@@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!

[@bananamuncher741]

*_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*

[@tumadrev598]

I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀

[@ellaew6]

Your son is a man of culture 👍

[@jetrickgordo4026]

Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.

[@NRX25]

It's art.

[@HenriRegnaultUserpage]

i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.

[@thomastaylor8910]

Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it

[@marcalbert674]

"My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD

[@bigmock141]

Peanut allergy as well

[@Iwillberightbackok]

How’s that my problem hhahaha

[@busterzigler7530]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AsYourCruiseDirector]

“How is that even my fault??”

[@CanadaDan1971]

My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”

[@Mike_07]

LOL..

[@colechandwel9550]

Ok, fair cop tho.

[@MapleHero120]

(Points finger out like Captain America) I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[@housepumpinpc3983]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lupinvash3]

That’s STUPIDASS order

[@stevenfriedman2902]

He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!

[@Mesergschmidt]

naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)

[@crunch1757]

but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out

[@zeeshanmukhtiar5241]

Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too

[@SoupDumpling_]

HAHAHA

[@marksmales2204]

LOL

[@ivanvrkljan1056]

I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.

[@ThaBlkRainbow]

My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea, How is that my fault? LMAO

[@jaddaher3823]

Lol

[@alltheworldsastage4785]

How's that even my fault?! lol

[@ashrocdenarko4310]

LMFAo

[@kendallrobinson7523]

Democrats have to blame someone else. Get real where have you been?

[@ilikepigeons6101]

yo pierre doesn't mean he is wrong

[@jordan999fire]

"MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!" *Disney did not like that*

[@brandon1234]

Winter soldier movie

[@lwh2113]

“This action will have consequences “

[@jomo2483]

Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck

[@Dargoneth]

@@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?

[@jnnx]

@@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?

[@reztra4157]

"Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off

[@FunnyOrDie]

+ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!

[@joshjackson9664]

+Funny Or Die sweat dreams

[@thechargeblade]

i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao

[@Greyshadow_17]

I died of laughter there

[@Austin-wh4yi]

The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.

[@takaetono6773]

I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!" Denzel Washington is just hilarious.

[@naptime43x]

Thats not Denzel Washington, its Laurence Fishburne.

[@darthdrawssometimes8451]

​@naptime43x that's not Laurence Fishburne, that's the All State guy.

[@príncipe.s.a]

My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.

[@davidfallows6153]

*off*

[@nyacodm5887]

@@davidfallows6153 *Oof*

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.

[@Ihatemylife293]

Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha

[@paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23]

My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys

[@b.dalius5136]

My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!

[@GinoongVince]

Isn't that a good thing? 😂

[@b.dalius5136]

@@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!

[@chillimack]

Me too tbh

[@avenger25]

Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.

[@stephencook7337]

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂

[@petebegnell9480]

My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..

[@madnessbydesignVria]

Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?

[@zefanyalt5944]

that's what you called divine intervention

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned

[@cvf628]

Not that much of a stretch.

[@pedromelgarracine5068]

@@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!

[@clementnade972]

"my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea." I died laughing. And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.

[@hardcoreking52]

Same here dude. "How's that even my fault?"

[@lupinvash3]

Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.

[@BackwardAssassin]

"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!

[@babbisp1]

"Well... fuck you anyway!"

[@JosephDickson]

My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.

[@bruceaskew2107]

🤣🤣🤣😎

[@katerinarampenthal4454]

Best fucking comment!!!

[@hotmixxable]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanbernard4212]

We all are

[@TBreezy17]

Haha in tears.

[@mastermonkeyman34]

This is an accurate representation of modern parents

[@Ayplus]

Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now

[@donnadaisy333]

Damned straight!

[@flatearthisahoax4030]

My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂

[@223ndog]

They aren’t parents, they are friends.

[@lewisgreen6722]

Maybe in your country. Not most.

[@DeltaDanner]

I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”

[@rustygear447]

@moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣

[@AJ--212]

id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'

[@calebsyswerda]

I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.

[@centauri9458]

Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

@@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂

[@afro4640]

Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!” Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”

[@Pancakes4dindin]

Token Black lmao

[@MrSanteeclaus]

Did he memorize the Bible also

[@gmork1090]

@@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.

[@noname768397]

At least he memorized the Bible

[@asyamrachannel6595]

Lmao 😂😆😁

[@SMAXZO]

My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.

[@CurtisLittlechild92]

SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!

[@AMuffler]

Someone stole your comment and got more likes!

[@futanarispaceelf2080]

Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!

[@stephaniecruz187]

Rape 😑

[@carultch]

+Somebody Say Cake? At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.

[@JiggSsaw]

+carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.

[@jclarkson1618]

JiggSsaw never thought of it like that

[@Kickiusz]

+JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.

[@AggressivelyLoving]

Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.

[@Lyssebabz]

i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption

[@madridistasejati5358]

"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!"

[@arzooothwal9934]

That ain't even me lmao 😂

[@DJL396]

That's kinda racist, right?

[@paulcrawford5437]

Best bit lmao

[@Stoppedgold585]

Damar Laksono yeah actually

[@lucashammar8180]

My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

You complete bastard.

[@wunzeptepwun6175]

"That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"

[@mactavish2401]

Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂 (I know is typo 😁😂)

[@nightwarper1760]

My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!

[@cymes82]

@@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.

[@lewiskielty4230]

"My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂

[@ushalweerathunga7081]

@0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.

[@amanms1999]

My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!

[@bineshsukumaran1994]

In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.

[@deus3953]

We don’t all look alike!

[@ispartacus1337]

Damnit you beat me by 4 months!

[@ruizma9826]

Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆

[@lukecalumlyonwrath7723]

Aim for the bush

[@Stuart267]

Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend

[@XGamingPhunX]

It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.

[@XGamingPhunX]

***** what an idiot.

[@matthew5200]

XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds? parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?" really????!?!?!!?

[@ericdouglas1359]

I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.

[@terrenceelijah6488]

ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas

[@vandamme6379]

GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.

[@TheTechAdmin]

2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.

[@Redem10]

Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson

[@Alex-tx2em]

Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language

[@arunhai08]

It means he won't do anything ?

[@darthvenom305671]

the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !

[@ThePathStrider]

Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.

[@nadrmutsb]

Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid

[@anthonysimpson01]

"my nicknames gator and i smoke crack" "cause of jungle fever?" "no i i never saw it i just like crack" _"what?"_

[@erenthec9281]

SAY WHAT AGAIN

[@sudilos1172]

SAY WHAT AGAIN

[@JPLarkin01]

Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen" i just burst out laughin :D

[@shaunbolin178]

Me too lol!!

[@AFriskyGamer]

best line of this by far xD

[@oldstoffire]

That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman! Laughed so fucking hard.

[@wolfrainexxx]

"You let your kid watch Django!?" Yeah, they let them play GTA V.

[@Cupcom5]

And call of duty

[@wolfrainexxx]

@@Cupcom5 "No Russian."

[@ProfessorArt1]

@@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?

[@TheMan-The-Myth-The-Legend]

@@wolfrainexxx you just gave me PTSD please don’t do that again 😂

[@martinmatocha3496]

Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!! EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you

[@AthenaLeApple]

Angry parent: I recognize the council has made a decision, however because it is a dumb decision, I elected to ignore it.

[@a_22_romitbhaumik89]

The woman with the glasses was a typical karen though

[@AJ--212]

wdym, where are you, where did this comment take you bro we have to know as your new supporters bro!

[@anthonyizci1415]

"i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!" "THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN" 2:00

[@shockfang2239]

WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!

[@rionesenobi9563]

she said "well, fuck you anyway!"

[@DillyBobBanana]

I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤

[@hashtastic3537]

'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.

[@jaddaher3823]

Lol

[@brodycole4125]

1:54 "MY NICKNAME IS GATOR NOT SMOKE CRACK!"

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

Best line.

[@kingramessesii1171]

Every few years I have to come back to this videos

[@yesiamluchol6048]

"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao

[@itanmayi]

Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came

[@Theproclaimed]

Tanmay that happens more than you think

[@jaredthompson5323]

Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions

[@heyreeen]

Lol pillboi is here too

[@ucsp5855]

prequel to good place, haha

[@christopherminutolo9384]

She? Not a girl

[@hadassah356]

Also, the mail lady in the Good Place.

[@musicfreak611]

As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding

[@ComicBooksandVideoGameNerd96]

Like dude the rating is on the damn box

[@twigglykevin]

What is a movie store?

[@AJ--212]

the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it

[@Markus_Andrew]

"My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"

[@aliciabell6688]

Rotflol...ty for this!

[@TtheguyfromZA]

My brother's son does the shimmy everytime he calls him because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Jungle Fever

[@psychoguy2922]

My kid became addicted to Hawaiian Cheeseburger's because of you! Thank's Sam L. Jackson!

[@ownpetard8379]

Big Kahuna Burger, Hmmm, that's a tasty burger.

[@bruceaskew2107]

I was lookin for it before i said posted that,, good shit bro

[@LukeDogg20]

This is a tasty burger.

[@TtheguyfromZA]

My friend thinks it's cool to drink beer all because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Menace II Society

[@DaDestroyer1986]

At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...

[@octaneeatshiscereal7851]

Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy

[@lebangood]

And I think the guy in the red shirt is the guy in the final scene who delivers the discount card.

[@ajayrulezzz]

"My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"

[@jacobfoxworthy3978]

He was Officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas and now my son is a corrupt drug loving police officer who’s involved in gang crimes!

[@Wavemaninawe]

"you voiced Officer Tenpenny. So its your fault that my kid drives like a strung out junkie and parks the car up trees. Fuck you, Samuel L Jackson!!"

[@TtheguyfromZA]

My best friend likes guns now because he saw Samuel L Jackson on the boondocks

[@TheMissingSock]

"That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)

[@ivargas8492]

TheMissingSock classic,

[@RichardServello]

I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.

[@ysdom]

It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.

[@RichardServello]

It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.

[@TimpossibleOne]

My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War

[@eeenriquegabrielnegro8167]

Stolen coment

[@dewaunwarren1]

This is the same comment as the one above you

[@dedhunt3570]

Dude the og one is just above u lol

[@Delicashilous]

Because of KILLER QUEEN, BITES TO DUSTO!!!

[@ImpactFrame]

0:53 This guy got sent to the TVA after this. Thanks a lot, Samuel L. Jackson

[@luggilu7864]

"you let your child watch django?" Appropriate reaction

[@modrenwarefare]

Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”

[@yuutokasane3332]

waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?

[@obrienjackson6907]

@@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did

[@carlosescalera2894]

My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public

[@Canadianvoice]

An ad for Samuel Jacksons Masterclass literally before watching this...I was confused.

[@VarunGupta3009]

It's your fault I get to see ads before KZbin videos, Samuel L Jackson!

[@thehalfbee9767]

Huh same

[@pyrl_av]

"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂

[@LoveKrystal471]

Knibbsy "well, fuck you anyway"

[@holycow818181]

It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).

[@DareDevilJuly]

There's also Pill Boy, the lady from the post office in the Good Place and Glen!!!!

[@OceansOfMotionStudios]

My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂

[@klystron2010]

"You let you kid watch DJANGO?" "Yes. Also, would you mind signing my kid's N-word pass?"

[@GregStallion]

Sammy L.J. is a national treasure.

[@Whosaskin]

Christopher Quinn That's Uncle Samuel L. Jackson for you sir.

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

that should be samuel L jackson's nickname - Uncle Sam lol

[@frostamatus]

National Treasure was one of Samuel's best movies, he played Nicholas Cage very well.

[@siaa7078]

1:40 the best line I've heard in a while

[@amoreland1983]

Fasho. Why was he even in the water?? 😂😂😂

[@biancaroulette3463]

"Ever see any movie ever? Yeah he's the black guy!" - Family Guy

[@KorsarNik]

That's from TED 2

[@SanjanaAhmed3527]

either him or morgan freeman, damn it

[@HafidzMurshidie]

+KorsarNik What's the difference..?

[@vishusvic8793]

No offense, but you just failed horribly with your comment

[@tommyblade8093]

Bianca Roulette that's not even from family guy, it's from ted 2 xD

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_

[@brodycole4125]

ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"

[@sellyoursoul1742]

YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?!?!

[@Gumbier_Than]

My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!

[@kenyeken]

2:49 My new favourite Samuel L. Jackson quote. Hands down.

[@alternativejasper3937]

He's actually a nice person, Samuel L. Jackson. Outside of his movies he's not always angry. I don't think anyone can be angry all the time.

[@MrIkana]

Except the Hulk, that is.

[@coldsalad6686]

Because of Samuel L Jackson, my extra large Oreo won't fit in my glass of milk.

[@coldsalad6686]

_Sighs_ "Thanks Samuel L Jackson"

[@Dargoneth]

Thats so random that its funny

[@brodybingham6808]

@The Pumpkin I love the thanks Obama meme. Political opinions aside our modern presidents sure do have a way with memes. The last time I said political opinions aside people started arguing, please don't.

[@tomfullery9710]

My kid got in trouble for chewing gum in class because he saw Samuel L Jackson buying gum in this skit!

[@BifronsCandle]

But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...

[@vladfuruncul7787]

:)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD

[@davidking6632]

yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral

[@CBright7831]

+Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!

[@ownpetard8379]

Everyone loves Stacks

[@brodycole570]

Do you sleep in true romance

[@FlyBoyKhi]

So fucking awesome.

[@FunnyOrDie]

Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!

[@MrHartApart]

***** watch your motheruckin language

[@4Shaman]

+Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!

[@skarritan2778]

+Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes

[@RustyGrapes]

I legit got an ad that featured Samuel l Jackson before watching this video

[@no.8466]

Same... fuck sam Jackson

[@drysand8401]

Fucking Master class ad just brilliant dude XD

[@VarunGupta3009]

It's your fault I get to see ads before KZbin videos, Samuel L Jackson!

[@huubhuijbens8816]

I got an ad for the new Quentin Tarantino movie, now I see what could happen to people after watching those movie I don't know if I want to go to the the new movie anymore :(

[@aysn2277]

masterclass? Saaaaame

[@noam65]

I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled. We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.

[@MarioFanaticXV]

No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?

[@coolguy02536]

I love how you had to question it.

[@MarioFanaticXV]

Mike Hawk I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.

[@siegfriedsiegfried726]

I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.

[@typingreallyfast]

MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker

[@MarioFanaticXV]

typingreallyfast After a quick Google search, I don't think I've ever seen that guy.

[@mezykin]

"my son reads the bible after watching you recite ezekiel 25:17 in pulp fiction!" "okay cool, glad i could inspire faith in him" "HE'S A MUSLIM, THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING PROBLEM!" *no offence to any muslims or christians on this thread*

[@mad_ace]

Kid's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that line doesn't actually exist. Right?

[@teebofreestyles1000]

She said “ I have a kid with insomniac because you don’t sleep in your movies”💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you think about it and he doesn’t🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

[@sctncl]

He got killed in Goodfellas because he slept in and was late for a job.

[@1winna]

Who sleeps in movies??? Doesn't require a lot of skill.

[@HerrCherno]

He does in "Sphere", leading to the manifestation of the Giant Squid!

[@mrjohnnywheels]

Was dozing off in Hitmans Bodyguard

[@dominikdomazet1231]

@Tebo Freestyles He doesn't need sleep..he needs answers....

[@elise8291]

I should not be watching this 8 years old video and laughing out loud at 2am but... here I am. IT'S YOUR FAULT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

[@VincentStevenStudio]

My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!

[@jasonambeau3358]

Aha so true

[@sasukeuchiha5110]

Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?

[@Xqvvzts]

My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

[@stevenserna910]

My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.

[@nicholaswhite4301]

My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...

[@swenhtet2861]

Coming to America XD.

[@RestoreTechnique]

Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!

[@AuntyCleo]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[@TtheguyfromZA]

My son hit another kid in school... All because he hit Denzel Washington in Mo Better Blues

[@TimDanDanTheMan1]

"It's your fault my kid smokes!" LOL

[@CrazyBunny123]

Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.

[@MegaMaverickMan]

Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.

[@dante340]

Easily one of my favorite actors! He definitely deserved the oscar he got for Training Day! His performance in Men In Black was pretty flawless too!

[@ekatirtaputra3363]

It's Denzel Washington and Will Smith, you knucklehead.

[@brandonhenderson9164]

@@ekatirtaputra3363 he's keeping in line with the jokes of confusing Black guy actors in the video.

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@brandonhenderson9164 exactly lol

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@ekatirtaputra3363 smh

[@antonioelaventurero9117]

"That wasn't even ME! THAT WAS WILL SMITH!!"

[@codemeister1121]

My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

Whoever thought of the idea for this sketch; give that man an Oscar, quick!! :D

[@joeparedes6974]

My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!

[@smilingdog4067]

Isn't he the black guy in every movie ever made?

[@personmcpersonstein3571]

Yep

[@smilingdog4067]

***** Have you ever seen the two of them together? hmmmm...

[@albinomoreno8358]

morgan freeman is samuel l. jackson with freckles. illuminati

[@2FEDTheRealOne]

+Albino Moreno Or Samuel L. Jackson could be Morgan Freeman without freckles

[@albinomoreno8358]

Isaac Bell or samuel l. jackson is A MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE

[@davidwas77]

My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"

[@fluxdrive8975]

Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol

[@hd591]

And if he says "What?" You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."

[@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna]

I don't like simon

[@pheniellanz5271]

2:12 you dont blame Samuel L. Jackson for that. You blame Quentin Tarantino 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Samuel L. Jackson is right at 2:37. Samuel L. Jackson is an actor doing a job and it's the parent's responsibility if they let their children watch his movies.

[@stevenserna910]

STG, I thought one of the characters was gonna tell him...."my kid watched 'Jurassic Park', and now, he eats people, but only leaves their left arms...in electrical conduit boxes!"

[@angbandsbane]

My kid used to be a super hero, but ever since he saw SLJ in the Incredibles, he can't find his super suit. I died in a tornado because of you, Mr. Jackson!

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

You Papa Kent?

[@rowanatkinson3594]

You let your kid watch Django?

[@TimO-eg3nv]

Should have said my kid saw you in the incredible and jumped off a building thinking he could make an ice bridge.

[@inferno9714]

Sam Jackson: That was a muthafuckin cartoon! Why would you let your kid play on the fuckin roof?!

[@vanthursday]

My kid wont stop asking for your super suit... Samuel L Jackson..

[@lobowolf1540]

" You let your kid watch Django." The shock in his voice killed me😂