Everything Kalen Allen Eats in a Day | Food Diaries: Bite Size | Harper's BAZAAR

Kalen Allen, food critic extraordinaire, is known for his viral reactions to some of the internet's wildest (and most questionable) recipe videos. After becoming a permanent fixture on Ellen DeGeneres' show and a mainstay on EllenTube, Kalen's career has taken off-he's now starring in Seth Rogen's new HBO Max film "An American Pickle". In this episode of #FoodDiaries, ‪@TheKalenAllen‬ breaks down a typical day of eats (on days when he remembers to eat), his go-to breakfast, and his secret to flavored pasta.
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Everything Kalen Allen Eats in a Day | Food Diaries: Bite Size | Harper's BAZAAR
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Who do you want to see in the next episode of Food Diaries? 🍽

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Harper's BAZAAR Naomi Campbell!!

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Harper's BAZAAR Kourtney Kardashian

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Snoop Dogg

[@kellysmith2473]

Cardi!

[@justinnwankwo2516]

Addison Rae

[@iggs10]

I wish I was a person who “forgets” to eat. It’s always on my mind.

[@eg1197]

So true. Then I'll be 10 lbs less..my happy weight.

[@kyliee.1441]

no you dont 💀 people will force u to eat and it will be so annoying

[@TrishnFamily]

Mine too. I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat next WHILE I'm eating.

[@stephaniepusung6360]

Yeah even if i just eat, i will be thinking what am i going to eat next

[@miriameclipse7953]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁same

[@samlamka9621]

The editor has topped himself: the parks and rec “treat yo self”, the thicker than a snicker, THE BLANK SCREEN WHEN HE SAID HE HASNT EATEN ANYTHING. Hilarious. Give him a raise

[@aliciaf7746]

Right?! All of those parts had me dying 😂

[@arindanenninger9123]

The cranberries band image!

[@ayanomar1408]

honestly 100 out of a 10

[@LMNY1]

🙏🏼

[@haileybrown5056]

Don't forget the thank me later reference

[@sosoferney]

« Salad doesn’t taste the same at home than when you buy it from someone else » 🤣😂Soooo true

[@TlhomphoDitedu]

That’s because most salads are unhealthy drenched in all kinds of sauces and cheeses etc.

[@analea6531]

Nit only salad, every meal

[@MYSHAINS]

That's so true even when I use all the same stuff they did mine still taste different I always enjoy theirs more

[@ellepie2122]

Oh I have perfected my favorite salad, restaurant salads don’t hit the same anymore.

[@mc-ge2bt]

The outfit for walking his dog?!!?!? Dead.

[@analea6531]

I bet he walks his dog at the fashion week

[@juju280_0]

facts lmao

[@Miss_1981]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

[@jilljanson6875]

Soooooo..DEAD..

[@coffeetea8577]

He's like the male version of Tiffany Haddish when it comes to food...I love the way they talk about food and cooking!

[@kjthekunoichi]

Ya!!! Both are entertaining to watch & listen abt their food diaries!!😊😊👏👏🍚🍲🍜🍨🍪🍔

[@soriyaskitchen]

Lol true

[@lexisacci7104]

Their voices give me so much peace

[@sairathealchemist]

Lol I was getting male version of Keke Palmer.

[@starsdaisuki]

Please give the editor on this series a raise. The edits on this episode was on point. 👌

[@ambrosia417]

He had me at Thank Me Later.

[@sabrinaabdi3023]

I love his personality and the way he speaks

[@Megleighpd]

Listening to Kalen talk about food is a religion at this point.

[@k3ls3yyk3ls]

What I eat in a day...oh snap! I ain’t ate today 😂😂😂

[@justinmarin2455]

😩😩😩

[@takaramurphy]

When he realized he didn't eat anything 🤣😂

[@user-vx3wr2xd3b]

🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@danic4553]

Time stamp?

[@Tabby.cat2]

I forget to eat too! I’m 46 and need to cut it out! For me, I LOVE TO EAT, I just don’t really care for cooking...if that makes sense 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@kelseyc4766]

“I ain’t ate one thang today!” 😂😂😂😂 I love him!

[@MsJaybat]

Hollering😂🤣😂

[@abracadabraalakazam.]

He is so adorable. Can’t help but love him

[@kellysmith2473]

this is the energy we NEED thank you Kalen

[@mileycyrusfan4ever21]

i have no idea who this man is but now i love him

[@Vzyoutube]

His reasoning for not making frozen hash brown is the reason I don’t make them either. Lol that damm oil flying lmfao

[@bossbanks7719]

Just bake them

[@deborahwells4250]

Then they get soggy

[@vincentlim148]

Add oil onto both sides of the hash browns and just fry on the pan without oil it won’t pop

[@Wewhosee-im3ii]

Girl get the frozen hash brown patties, don’t even need any oil! Just put it on the pan cook on medium-high heat for like 5-10 min depending on how crispy u want it.

[@HoneystepsRocks]

the order to cook eggs and bacon is undisputed!

[@kaziasa]

That Drake "thank me later" album cover took me TF out!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mrdavidchang]

Hi everybody I’m David and this is everything I eat in a day. Tacos, chips, oreo ice cream, and pizza while watching Netflix. I go take walks to the fridge, microwave and back to the couch until nature calls and I have to go to the restroom then I return to my couch.

[@itsdevic]

Hello diabetes

[@muchomango1604]

Husband material 🖤

[@kendallstark4302]

Living that extra life 😂

[@fandomsandfiction_]

ICONIC

[@MelissaBennett]

This gave me a good laugh

[@sanni1love]

The whole time I wondered what his thoughts on the whole EllenGate Staff Mistreatment thing is??? He has probably signed a non disclosure so he can't comment. Just curious on his input.

[@talkativebobblehead]

I always talk about Costco’s Pesto sauce and no one believes me. But it’s been confirmed via Kalen 😆

[@MsGH91]

Costco's pesto is the BEST store brand pesto ever👌🏾

[@jayeetadas6342]

"Today I ate ..Oh snap I didn't eat today" lol !!

[@2010kalex]

That Drake "Thank Me Later" insert 😂🤣💀🤷🏾‍♀️

[@michellesimkin7456]

I love this mans energy

[@katiechambers1319]

I love his personality! He seems so fun and approachable

[@ayanblue3284]

I can listen to kalen talk all day and I wouldn't get bored of it. Honestly I love his accent and personality

[@breadfaceblog8928]

Editor finally got bored of those standard stock clips lol

[@LottoLogista]

Their editor deserves a raise cuz he/she is fantastic

[@whocut333]

HARPER'S BAZAAR THANK YOU FOR GETTING OUR KALEN ON THIS SEGMENT😂😭❤ HE'S SUCH A SUNSHINE

[@mrsrockbison]

The editor needs a raise. probably one of the best Harper's Bazaar video edits. also...In looooove with Kalen

[@haleydunnigan1485]

He talks about food with so much passion I love it 😂

[@HonorSocietyRebel]

Whoever edited this video deserves a raise. This was fantastic

[@crin28]

He is hilarious. 😂 I didn’t want that to end.

[@TashaDotLove]

The outfit he wears to walk his dog 🤣 I dont even look that good on a special occasion

[@ivyc7336]

Peach cobbler: "I use real peaches & a little Crown Royal Vanilla." Boom...drop the mic!!

[@silverjusticehb]

What I don't understand is how he speaks so fast and I can still understand him. He's so nice

[@samiraport]

He has such a cool attitude! Makes me sit here grin :)

[@yoursocialmoth]

"Put that on the docket" 😂 yes, Auntie Kalen!!

[@sschmidt3398]

He is so funny. I love him so much. Lawd. Hilarious. Contagious energy. Everybody needs a friend like him too. Makes life better and easier to digest.

[@softrademark]

Kalen starting from reacting to cooking to sharing his lifestyle. Damn! You've come a long way 💕

[@halloween42]

His personality is ICONIC

[@molin396]

Never have I ever forgotten to eat😂😂😂 can’t relate

[@deesong6722]

He’s right! Homemade salads are not the same!!!

[@honeyedstorms1008]

i adore his accent! time to follow him 🥺🥺🥺

[@belixve]

when he realized he hasn't eaten, i felt that

[@sertasheeps]

I feel like he was definitely hungry while talking about this haha! I thought heard some salivating during the description lol! he is so cute!

[@dakinelu]

I wish he was my best friend. I need more of him in my life.

[@soilgrasswaterair]

5:33 The way he says ”Ravioli” 😍

[@moniquewrites9046]

Kalen be fasting and praying like his grandma probably taught him

[@heheheyyuen]

"I just be starvin... I needa fix that" SAME

[@spencer62321]

He preaching the salad you make at home is never the same when you get it out.

[@sloancri278]

this series>>>

[@andreabenitez5870]

i love watching these videos!

[@maithilee.21]

I’ve binged all the videos in this series and this one is easily in my 5❤️❤️🥰

[@josieannecameron1383]

Love your enthusiasm for food!!! Yes Love!!! ❤️💛🩷🧡

[@mbarlykhumalo3667]

"Baby... LIFE CHANGING" 🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@esraelhaj2376]

The video editing with the reacts are EPIIICCC

[@lexappeal318]

this edit + kalen = perfection

[@danikaseide1468]

I loved every second of this

[@KasandraWilliams]

Whoever edit these videos, deserves an award! It's so funny ;)

[@shamikavargas2670]

Costco pesto is actually my favorite pesto (besides homemade). He was 1000% right about that lol

[@camillestern5660]

i love his personality so much

[@mwhitehall889]

Kalen is naturally funny!! Love this guy. Thanks. Blessings. Franny.

[@niadurant4846]

He reminds me of Tiffany haddish

[@nazirakhazirova8010]

Waking up early gives me more time to eat😅

[@katiechambers1319]

That’s why I get up at 12

[@shannilove2801]

Kalen handsome thou I ain't gonna lie ..

[@vannagasm]

I love when it was blank when he forgot he ate lmaooo

[@Harlene808]

Yes to the salad!! It always tasted better when I don’t make it myself lol

[@gracelamb4677]

YES! SALADS ARE ALWAYS BETTER WHEN SOMEONE ELSE MAKES IT

[@ter4955]

THIS is what i've been waiting for

[@BubuEsho]

So true about the salad 😂😂

[@LoveSoca]

We go walk around the block. The outfit 😂😂

[@stathischeezen6802]

I love him. His energy. 😍

[@jessasinclare3445]

Omg he talks so fasts but I can still understand love him 😆

[@harunanase1696]

So great to see Kalen food videos XD

[@glennlynbowler]

This video was fun to watch I get it he must've been in the zone to forget to eat. I've done that. This made me laugh I was curious because he's always critiquing what other people make 😂😂

[@nadiahassan2030]

The editor 10/10 😂👌🏾

[@imverymoody]

Costco Pesto and Costco Ravioli SLAPS!!! I was super surprised too!

[@lusianna7316]

Kalen: what's that other thing called? Editor: *existed*

[@Sunflow730]

I love his self realizations..... long pause

[@kamiblom6393]

I would be happiest gal, if he was my friend

[@thehannahlp]

It's the dressing :) that's the main difference with the salad at home vs buying it. Also the way you cut the greens I guess.

[@analea6531]

0:42 I guess he walks his dog at a fashion show😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avatalig9519]

Thank you he has some great tips.

[@Rachel.Greene]

Omg who’s he!! LOVE HIM!!! 😂❤️

[@tarshaneilly518]

This was funn. Hilariously entertaining

[@BrittiDan]

E👏🏽DI👏🏽TOORR!!! 👏🏽 Well done!

[@maryweather5731]

THANK YOUU When I tell ppl I forgot to eat everyone looks at me weird!!! Good to know there are others like me out there 😂

[@lora717]

He said, “I just be starving”. 😂😂😂

[@deiontemorrison1327]

Love this guy

[@beqabeqi3363]

Yeah,i can relate. Sometimes i forgot to eat. When i got to tired i just sleep and boom its morning again.

[@emmacampbell5023]

His laugh❤️❤️

[@mimigordon2071]

The seasoning quote took me back to the Ateez interview lmao

[@piratinyjoong]

why's he so relatable? 😂 "all I today was- oh snap I haven't eaten today.." stop why us that me? 😂😂 and the "yeah I don't eat much in a day, I just be starving.. that's not good, I need to fix that-"

[@thesleeplater]

I got a spot on my head rn from when my hot oil popped and got all over me and left a little sad burn, sob. Also he’s a delight and deserves all the best things.

[@heifasaywhat]

Lmao the Cranberries

[@soriyaskitchen]

‘I’m doing a lot better on my vegetables’ lol

[@ryanamari2233]

His was the best I’ve seen lol

[@skholiwezondi986]

Who's the editor? Protect them at all cost 😂

[@emiliaolson642]

Same. Love to cook-forget to eat.

[@bigfella2045]

He’s real passionate about food to forget to eat all the time lmao

[@Maria-ne7cn]

*I could never imagine me "forgetting" to eat*