Everything Nothing!?

There's been Forest Nothing. Stone Nothing. Gold Nothing. SO many nothing maps. This is EVERYTHING NOTHING! Eight players have to work their way through the elements to
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[@HeraAgeofEmpires2]

For the record, I was peer pressured into this.

[@tyrant_hermit]

That's 2hrs gone down the shitter

[@vitaobatera]

Hey man! When was this played? I need to see your POV...

[@caseyblack155]

Poor hera lol I feel bad for you

[@theosyafutra8538]

Will you upload your pov on youtube?

[@ELETRIKDOG001]

That was one hell of a nothing map 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Onion__Duck]

I regret playing this map.

[@Pandadude-eg9li]

I read your comment right as I heard him say "We have Chinese for Onion Duck"

[@dragoridder1992]

where do you find the map?

[@ithilweenshadowsong8151]

We love you

[@nightsong81]

You are a madman.

[@thelukesternater]

I think nothing nothing was a spirit of the law vid?

[@Honne1064]

This is what it looks like after Noah landed his ark.

[@the_rover1]

lots of animals fudging around and no man made environmental pollution. got it

[@randomsmuck312]

It's beautiful

[@jellyfish0311]

It look like the garden of delights of H Bosch (idk if I misspelled it)

[@Notium]

How didn't the fish die on the ark? 🙃🤔

[@johnsmithe4656]

@@Notium If the world flooded then all freshwater bodies would have become salinated. So how did he save all the freshwater fish? Aquarium tanks, electric filtration, and water distillation? I'd also like to know how he would have kept all those animals fed. Lions can eat extra lambs, sure, but what do the lambs eat? TBH the story sounds a little bit implausible.

[@gnarddawg7606]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should."

[@aleksanderbaron91]

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[@Igor_054]

@Tattle Boad science may not deal with morality, but scientists definitely do.

[@4xelchess905]

"Why is there a King and Queen? Huh to add a realistic effect to the map" wow, all of a sudden, the whole map is lot more realistic

[@AmmarFarisA]

The reason why the Developer decides to remaster AoE:2 So we can watch this abomination in 4K

[@edwardtan7283]

This map looked like my friends' plate in a buffet restaurant.

[@heidtb6746]

Lots of Stone, Wood and things that will kill you if you even try to pass by? He must be vegan then

[@edwardtan7283]

Hei Blackreaper There are plenty of animals too. It would be quite sad to only eat vegetables in buffet.

[@prathameshkale1468]

Edward Tan Not to sound smart as but you clearly haven’t tasted Indian food. Even though most of it is vegan it is still tasty😋

[@edwardtan7283]

Prathamesh Kale Not to say vegetables are not delicious but as a non-vegan paying $30+ to only eat vegetables is probably not an ideal experience. I love Indian food by the way.

[@prathameshkale1468]

@@edwardtan7283 I m Just saying there are more creative ways of making food than you might think. Have you tasted Palak Paneer or Paneer Tikka Masala? Or typical spicy food?

[@ichigoblackTWD]

We need Boar Nothing for MBL

[@soapybawlz9160]

best comment

[@IschmarVI]

Pig Nothing, and then MBL and Vivi do a showmatch on that map

[@ahbraveconscript997]

make a map where starting scout cavalry is secretly your king and real king is a dud

[@inglorii]

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[@pflasterstrips7254]

make one of the starting villagers be the king

[@julianfernandezfiscella9037]

What i used to do in Rollercoaster Tycoon was having free entry and checking how much money people about to enter the park had, then changing the entry price to that amount of money, and for some reason they never refuse to pay for the entry once they are walking towards the gate, and if you do it fast and then go back to free entry you don't get the malus for having an expensive admission.

[@J.O.H.N-The-Second]

Next up: Petard Nothing. Mapmaker: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

[@kitkat47chrysalis95]

gamemode where the only military unit you can train is petards

[@clem7057]

everyday we stray further from God's light

[@Yamaazaka]

XD

[@Rare.99]

This is what the world looked like when he made it

[@imrekalman9044]

Into the depths of Nothing Maps We descend.

[@tariqskanaal8187]

It is the way of the world. Do not fall for the pleasures but come out of it as the lord commanded us to do.

[@Rare.99]

@@tariqskanaal8187 amen

[@Dran_____]

Time for me to nerd out. If anyone wants to know why there are lines of animals for each player that T90 mentioned at 7:30, it's like this. When there is a herdable on the map you don't own, and you convert it to yours, it will cause a chain reaction to other herdables if they are close enough to eachother and they are still belonging to gaia. So at the start, some players had a unit close enough to start that chain in a line across the map.

[@admiralackbar6289]

So this is what one feels when playing AoE2 on drugs

[@Shlonzs]

Snippy didn’t forget salmon He’s trolling you without salmon

[@o2Tenka]

What is the deal with salmon? Care to explain please?

[@ethanboardman873]

@@o2Tenka T90 has a quasi-sexual relationship with salmon.

[@Nyan9001]

He's trawling t90 about salmon

[@raidarthegunwizard4520]

Also elephant

[@the_rover1]

snippy: creates map with literally everything on it also snippy: what kinda troll could possibly get me fired off the job...?

[@theinternetshavecome1640]

Credit to Yellow. A lot of people would say 'Welp, I'm not making any impact on this game' but Yellow went for it. And they made an impact. Well done.

[@TheNovicek]

I burst out laughing at the end when realizing that green didn't even leave his base (and was just about to as the game ended) and had to play through all of this garbage :D

[@AlexBlackRaven]

Dear god. This is what we have come to?

[@rabidlorax1650]

Then when it’s deer nothing: Deer god. This is what we have come to?

[@GunRunner106]

"this is sleath. i feel bad about it. i drew em for a previous community game, but i forgot to include em, so i told em, dun worry, will include you in the next community game." the next community game:

[@niki8280]

Many thanks to Onion Duck! Man, Hera got Gundriked to oblivion. And when he was about to be demolished and Hera could skip him, he trash talked and distracted him for longer. Double legends!

[@Prinempal]

I love this kind of clustered maps, you should cast more of this for greatest torture.

[@etherraichu]

50:59 "you would all die at the start" Yeah, that would make the map a lot better >_>;

[@missrosethegirl]

"it ends with everything nothing" not quite.. have we had a nothing nothing? because i don't feel like we have juuuust yet

[@Coolguy98765432q457]

There has been a nothing nothing, but it's on Zero Empires channel, not T90's.

[@missrosethegirl]

@@Coolguy98765432q457 doesn't count if it's not on T90's channel :P

[@Wadusher]

I'm pretty sure that's Trade Nothing

[@Coolguy98765432q457]

The problem with nothing nothing is that there are no resources and no villagers, so it's just 8 TCs in an empty map and the winner is the last one to click resign.

[@unimportantcommenter4356]

Tribute nothing is not a thing yet

[@mosatsoni4324]

The most epic title ever. 1 minute in, I’m laughing uncontrollably 😂 Pure gold (aka gold nothing)

[@andregon4366]

"Hera, you don't want to play this one." Hera: "I'll be the judge of that"

[@freedomofspeech2867]

Imagine Everything Nothing, 256x Mod, Mega random, fast speed.

[@edireland8983]

I feel a modification of forest nothing that has a randomly generated elevation map would add more tactical flair to it.

[@maxpereboom5337]

This is what we needed

[@drewh0208]

"Tonight on Hoarding: Buried Alive..."

[@1un4cy]

The rollercoaster tycoon story sounds like something Vinesauce Joel would do.

[@Mine4dayzz]

Hera "helping" killed me xD

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

I read the title, had a mental image of what this would be, laughed, clicked on it and saw it was exactly what I thought and laughed even harder

[@CptManboobs]

The best part about T90's Roller Coaster Tycoon Story is that its actually a really terrible and inefficient way to make money. the REAL trick is to charge 20 bucks for Umbrellas and make nothing but Power Launched Corkscrew coasters that are just two station platforms and a single half corkscrew. You can charge like 4 bucks for the coaster and guests will love it.

[@Jo-oo1mx]

Thats crazy, we were all into the same games back in the day. I loved roller coaster tycoon and zoo tycoon

[@Aeroxima]

I don't know if it'd be possible, but I had a thought I want to see: a mode where you get a bunch of kings and queens, a queen of villagers, king of infantry, etc, and when one dies you don't lose, you just can't make units of that class/group anymore. Snipes would disable people in different ways, but they might still be able to hobble their way to victory, and have a bunch of units to make sure to keep an eye on (maybe not caring as much about some, but they'd want them if their more favored units were disabled). Of course already made units stay, so if you can't make villagers, better keep them alive.

[@oossgl]

That's a really cool siege onager right there ;) 54:27

[@timberwolfe1645]

Best part of this Video: Roller Coaster Tycoon Talk!!!! Same generation as AOE2 and takes back good memories.

[@Sarah-gp3xh]

Snippy could actualy make it so both have to be killed in order to be defeated cause you can do that by adding more conditions in the same switch with just one effect, the effect being that the player gets defeated.

[@rawr4444]

4:20 regicide but with two "kings"... and garrisoning them in the same tc/castle could give a bonus. so you there is a risk/reward in having them separate or together, depnding. it could be like a slow trickle of gold like a relic... or the real idea i had was to garrison the queen and king in a TC and have the TC never stop producing vills LOL 1 + 1 = 3 ? 😀

[@the_rover1]

snippy: creates map with literally everything on it also snippy: what kinda troll could possibly get me fired off the job...?

[@robdaconquerer4125]

To use monks, go only monks and press idle military then click the enemies so that you can convert them all.

[@kovanovsky2233]

I heard or read a story somewhere I think about rollercoaster tycoon, but I'm not sure. They said they would set up a deadly coaster but the coaster flies into their rival's park. Since the guests died in over there, the rival's park's rating went down and more guests come to the storyteller's park instead of the rival's.

[@c182SkylaneRG]

I'm glad that I got to see Forest Nothing, because that's something I wondered about from time to time, so it was fun to see my theories put to the test. :)

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

42:30 You could always go with hero names from the other AoE games and AoM if you ever do run out of AoE2 heroes. It would be funny seeing Arkantos vs Morgan Black or something like that.

[@petersamu8248]

In Roller coaster I'd always do those roller coasters that would kill people by making two cars crash into each other. One would try to go up a hill, but fail due to not enough momentum and would end up going backwards, inevitably crashing into the car coming up behind. I loved to see people get scared of that "accident", throw away their food and run towards the exit! LOL

[@justuswhitmire3496]

Dude this is awesome!!!! What the heck! Also thank you for all you do T90. I have been going through some hard things and this has brought a lot of peace in my free time. So thank you.

[@goofmuffin]

this is the level everyone made when they were 8

[@Mr_King96]

19:14 is an example of perfect timing

[@JanKowalski-to6ou]

We need this but with 256x mod

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

Clearly the queen should allow you to produce Kings from castles, to grant bonus relics and troll foes into king rushing you.

[@picopanpipe9]

1:09:57 RIP cow. Callously targeted by a wayward bombard tower. You will not be forgotten.

[@tomassmith2088]

"The queen is useless" -7k

[@michaelstrohmaier5456]

57:00 That's called the "streisand effect"

[@barendvandyk8871]

This is funny, my last map I made, I made my own version of everything nothing, but I dont have everything so blocked up, it is spaced out and there is plenty of space to move. I have every land, water, and forest terrain including type on my map. I have every animal, including penguins which I didnt know you collect them and they become like military. I had all different cow and horses, had camels, I had mountains. I called my map greatest chaos of chaos which is even more befitting since I ddnt know about how the penguins are, in which I have so many penguins now that I will probably make that my army, hence emphasizing the chaos. This everything nothing is too much for me too. Not to be egotistical, but I like the one I made more especially because it looks so crazy too with the different land, forest, and water terrain types mixed in between each other.

[@Royale9]

Today this video became 5 months old and it was chilling in my watch later folder. Today is the day...where I watch it.

[@sipherous6362]

Id say we do a Diplomacy nothing. 8 players start with only 1 resource each (one person is all gold, 1 person is all stone, one person is all wood, 1 person is all food etc and they have to race to the middle by trading resources with each other (disable the market and farms XD)

[@divisibleby0504]

Onion stick is a legend for this.

[@fernandosalcedo6968]

I have a few ideas. Archer/siege/stable/castle/monk nothings where there is just one single type of offensive building or unit that can be created in the whole game. Militia nothing Ram nothing Hand cannoneer nothing Longbow without ballistics nothing Monk nothing

[@vysearcadia522]

Whats next? Nothing Nothing? It is possible to do a Nothing Nothing map of no resources imo. But it would be dependent on how much starting resources you have and how you want the market to work for conversion of resources as well as other things (farms and fish traps usually convert low amount of wood into a high amount of food, for instance). Also it might also double dip as a Trade Nothing due to the only resources you could generate out of then air is gold from trading with other players. There could be more ways of generating or converting resources but this is off the top of my head. As always, amazing gameplay! Btw, this video is not in your "AoE2 Nothing Maps!" playlist which is where I compiled this list of Nothing Maps: Forest Nothing Gold Nothing Stone Nothing Cannon Boar Nothing Dolphin Nothing Relic Nothing Marsh Nothing T90 Nothing Wolf Nothing Pilgrims Nothing Sheep Nothing Commie Nothing Lion Nothing Salmon Nothing Huskarls Jr. Nothing And now: Everything Nothing

[@slein1055]

"The community voted for it" Democracy was a dumb idea

[@barrufio]

Magysrs' killing wild animals bonus is huge here

[@roydm143]

Tribute nothing: 7 players with 1 AI locked in a corner. The only resources come from tributes from the AI. House nothing: The full map cover with houses, and players need to destroy them to open paths.

[@serfortresser9225]

When I came to the stream and saw this game I was like wtf is that and immediately quit. Now let's watch it on YT

[@DamonNomad82]

This map looks like old illustrations of the Garden of Eden in Bible story books, with the bright blue water surrounding the bright green land packed with all different kinds of animals!

[@willdbeast1523]

Wasn't there a different everything nothing at the end of one of the 24h streams? I seem to remember it had some onaging...

[@Firstpick]

The First time I would like to see a map in the "Age of Cube" Format :-)

[@happyentertainment8003]

An idea that was most likely already taken or impossible: Nothing nothing?

[@Goldenblade14]

The ultimate anachronism: Everything Nothing. Snippy is going to the deepest pit of hell for this.

[@tacobell4660]

I don't think you know what an anachronism is . You mean oxymoron maybe. And yeah it's a real word with moron in it not calling you one ^^

[@Copperhell144]

@@tacobell4660 Tons of dictionaries where you can search a word, and find it's meaning. But not one single dictionary where you can search a meaning and find a word for it. We'll probably need a new word for such kinds of dictionaries first, even.

[@kenjen9861]

As Taco Bell said, that would be an Oxymoron

[@gildeddrake1479]

@@Copperhell144 there is. it's called google

[@Copperhell144]

@@gildeddrake1479 Good luck using it for what I described, when the meaning itself is hard to put into words.

[@fredhurst2528]

I liked the in game chat, made the slow early crawl worth watching to the end, along with the mass flattening of all things not stone, bush or metal. Seemed like Hera didn't want to go middle and extend the game, but prolly didn't expect someone else wouldn't make it either. And the hero Chu bleeding from the spleen to win.

[@Urrarg]

Onionduck was like Surprise motherquackers lol

[@BG-xc4nk]

This map is pure happiness

[@josephwaldner7752]

I think that a good name for this would be NOAH NOTHING

[@ivanbgp]

i love Hera playing funky maps

[@Ahmed-kr2vx]

In my recommendation was this video and a video about an 'astronaut being disappointment when he saw the earth from space'. I chose this video. :)

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Now all we need is nomad desert nothing

[@piratatazmania]

Let's make a salmon nothing just for T90

[@generic8891]

I think this is one situation in which 256x mod makes the game *more* sane.

[@SavvygeMediaGroup]

Bro I don’t play AoE but these maps are hilarious. I understand it enough to see the meme of everything nothing and forest nothing they all make me laugh so much

[@SebHaarfagre]

T90 talking about salmon, meanwhile Hera and orange plot to kill green, because he took their favourite colour LOL Poor sleath 6:26 xD

[@Giugiugiuize]

roller coster ahaha so many memories!

[@shanerooney7288]

Aztecs would be great for 2 reasons: ~ Relic bonus (as T90 said) ~ villagers carry +5 resources. With so many animals running around there is a lot of congestion.

[@lu_mist8396]

16:44 Thank you T90,im going to do it IRL and watch the effects *bathes in monies* Joking tho Ps, waiting for barracks nothing

[@thomasniehof6333]

This was a game of legends. Beautiful.

[@rosstaylor9688]

City Nothing - map full of houses -> each player starts with villagers -> have to destroy houses and build other buildings in their part of town. Sort of like Gangs of New York or something :P

[@Wadusher]

That's just Fatslob Nothing Lite

[@ryanneaves616]

I was about to go to bed... reloaded youtube and saw a new T90 vid...no sleep for me.

[@howieb6728]

Lmao this was great. The nothing maps are def better than standup

[@GustavoGplay]

It's so funny to see pros playing absurd maps like this 11

[@ncsupi]

Onion Duck just rolled his convoy into the capital and squatted down and waited.

[@Honne1064]

Everything Nothing *We yes, but actually yes*

[@sempermilites87]

52:47 "FIRE MISSION! DANGER CLOSE!" 52:57 "Collateral Damage Tony..."

[@pointynives]

I tried making T90 nothing. It was glorious. Islands, but forest nothing, 8 neutral islands that had 3 archery ranges on it, then I gave up when I had to fill the entire ocean with salmon

[@SupachargedGaming]

"The queen is useless" ... The king be like "Divorced, beheaded, and died.. divorced, beheaded survived.. I'm Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives, some might say I ruined their lives"

[@theinternetshavecome1640]

You too are a fellow of taste and distinction.

[@SomethingEls]

Everything nothing. This is genius incarnate.

[@ondrejkozak3754]

Watching this 2024 and hearing T90 talking about Super Bowl (49ers VS Chiefs 10:34) mentioning he is not rooting for none of the teams I was for moment under impression this is live stream :D and was wondering how is this possible when the video is 4 years old :D

[@matildejimenez5871]

This is amazing... 😮

[@shukterhousejive]

New map: Everything or Nothing. It's Arabia but everyone starts with a cobra car named "James Bond's Car".

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

Holy SHIT that ending though!!

[@BierBart12]

I really wish some other genres of games had crazy maps like this, and actual pro players playing them.

[@joshuagallagher4498]

When you think about it this is the easiest “nothing” map for AI to understand, because on most difficulties they won’t use a market or even advance to feudal within half an hour, which means by the time you find them they are still chopping trees

[@haqu123321]

"was fun one" for me, sounds like hera knew about the years and just decided to let it end there. still a fun game tho!