"I had to move to NYC because of success" -- follow by sad face...nailed it
@randomsummergirl4 жыл бұрын
I feel this way about London lmao
@bloojkl45204 жыл бұрын
beat me to it haha
@aoife884 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Paris 🤣🤣
@khuthelenqwena29274 жыл бұрын
Johannesburg
@moneyblue84664 жыл бұрын
PERIODT
@sarahjunker65844 жыл бұрын
The way her voice trembled when she said "it's cold" is absolute TALENT
@seonaidkabiah4184 жыл бұрын
Studying drama paid off lol
@moneyblue84664 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SakuraMoonflower4 жыл бұрын
I FELT THAT TO MY CORE! Because I am melanin-gifted too, and I also detest the cold. God KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD I was not meant to be cold, so God had me be born in the bay area of California. That was my birth right. I was not meant to be cold!
@blindboymusic82624 жыл бұрын
@@SakuraMoonflower Preach.
@claressalucas89224 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a black woman raised in Atlanta who had to endure 7 Chicago winters, that wasn't talent, that was PTSD. Believe me!
@alexiabliese89355 жыл бұрын
“These was all the degrees we was gon get that day.” 😂😂😂
@Jinxyoutoheaven5 жыл бұрын
I died when she said that. Cuz I check the forecast and I’m like that too.
@HelloKitty606215 жыл бұрын
Come to Pennsylvania
@leanderkevin83804 жыл бұрын
WEAK
@thatdumbass89624 жыл бұрын
I live in CT. That pretty normal for us. It’s not that bad once you get used to it
@dOVERanalyst4 жыл бұрын
I've lived through 50 degrees Celsius. Trust me, you don't want that either...lol!
@gaelnea48715 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Mexico. Never did I understand why winter was synonymous with death...Until I came to New York
@smaragdwolf15 жыл бұрын
a Friend called me "polarbear" when i told her that the temperature fell to 50°F a few weeks earlier^^ She lives in California xD Right now its night with 39°F here
@kaylakomonaseak74835 жыл бұрын
Alaska my dude 😂😂
@virces65635 жыл бұрын
um you should come to Norway
@queerchoreography545 жыл бұрын
I’m from Buffalo NYC is real warm to me there’s barely any snow STOP WHINING
@HelloKitty606215 жыл бұрын
Smaragdwolf In Pennsylvania it drops below -20 on horrible days!
@StrongnBeautiful5 жыл бұрын
"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually, historically..I'm never supposed to be cold." Wow, I like her 😃 Her whole set was #fax! 😂👍😎💯
@mztweety13745 жыл бұрын
Me every winter. I hate Michigan.😂
@Catatonia315 жыл бұрын
The biggest facts! I felt that statement in my BONES.
@CHIEFROCKANDACROWNCHAKRA5 жыл бұрын
Her set was trash
@aqu1r34 жыл бұрын
I felt this on every level of my soul 😭😭😭
@justanawkwardnerd4 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@bubblebubbleblip4 жыл бұрын
“You got a billion degrees and u can’t give me 50??” That was perfect 😂👏
@payableondeath90913 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Theimmortalmisfit5 жыл бұрын
“ melanin lacking bastards “ imma use that lmao
@magicj93665 жыл бұрын
Nah
@valeforedark5 жыл бұрын
Yeh . would say melanin packed...but most African Americans sweat in pretty low temperatures showing they aren't that African as they think.
@JAVONEETHEMOMMY5 жыл бұрын
valeforedark yea from bein bundled up n movin around
@davidearle72095 жыл бұрын
valeforedark literally everyone sweats doesn’t matter how “African” you are
@ytJuice135 жыл бұрын
Swear that stuck with me too! Lmao
@marissaburdock65505 жыл бұрын
Honestly, she's flawless. The dress, the hair and her personality daamn 😍
@alexiabliese89355 жыл бұрын
Marissa Burdock she’s a queen!!!
@popeopera5 жыл бұрын
4Marissa Burdock I guess Diabetes isn't a flaw then?>_
@marissaburdock65505 жыл бұрын
@@popeopera she hasn't got diabetes, also you shouldn't really joke about a condition that serious. But she really is beautiful, She has such good skin too :(
@ravager485 жыл бұрын
And her great singing voice!
@popeopera5 жыл бұрын
4Marissa Burdock Definitely beautiful…and I’m sure “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” regularly, but I’m sitting with her blood-work right here lady, and she totally has type7 diabetes… :P Also, seriousness is the antithesis of comedy which makes your joke policing here of all places as ironic as it is pointless. XOXO
@josephw29055 жыл бұрын
"I can't go to fancy restaurants cuz I quit my job to go to museums!" 😂 😂 😂 oh my God I love it
@markanderson91235 жыл бұрын
Y'all just strapped two islands together with some bridges and was like, “Y'all gotta come see dis!“ Noo...
@dosman34585 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@76shian4 жыл бұрын
Its four islands and a peninsula
@angelgjr19994 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s sort of true. New York is just a bunch of islands with bridges and buildings in them. I like the food there but idk I like Atlanta more.
@GXilla4 жыл бұрын
@jojofromtx yes ...on Purpose 🤣🤣🤣jk
@GXilla4 жыл бұрын
@@76shian its 3, Staten, Manhattan, and Bk Queens and LI are on the same land, The Bronx is Main Land🤔
@atikah475 жыл бұрын
We supposed to be in west Africa eating mangoes😂🙌🏾
@alberttate81985 жыл бұрын
Fatima I felt that in my soul!!!
@El_Pintor00005 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo true though
@yahdig.solid_leonhard38145 жыл бұрын
Don't sleep on East Africa, most beautiful women on the planet !!
@atikah475 жыл бұрын
El Pintor we are all beautiful East,south, west 😁🙏🏾
@Tiger_Pumper5 жыл бұрын
Do you need help getting back?
@beauxjones87935 жыл бұрын
NYC has a different neighborhood for every nationality of origin. It’s not a melting pot, it’s a million frying pans right next to each other.
@berthubbardt.o.o.c73145 жыл бұрын
Beaux Jones now that was funny .
@dhaloh5 жыл бұрын
haha well said
@hoodhippie34045 жыл бұрын
Being from NYC I can confirm thats actually not true. No one race or nationality has there own neighborhood in NYC. Maybe during the 70s and 80s but not anymore.
@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
Beaux Jones yup. It’s a potluck
@MartialVillager5 жыл бұрын
@@hoodhippie3404 even Chinatown is full of different nationalities. I do think people are segregated in many ways, despite living among each other, but the idea that every group has their own separate neighborhood is false. I wonder if the "comedian" even lived in NYC. I was waiting for the funny part but it never happened... and I'm speaking as someone who has plenty of problems with NYC...
@danik90855 жыл бұрын
We're not supposed to be here!! - Every Black person in Colorado when the temp hits the negative digits.
@She17pj5 жыл бұрын
Dani K 🤣😂🤣
@Jacob-wd2pn5 жыл бұрын
So you all forget that it snows and is cold in parts of africa?
@jumbosensei81394 жыл бұрын
Mathapelo Maile Technically, most African Americans are descendants of West Africans. West Africa doesn’t have snowy parts.
@theempresss4 жыл бұрын
LOL! Love it
@summera40194 жыл бұрын
Jacob Thorpe n who tf fed you that info? Rarely ever happens. Maybe some mountains with a little snowy top but it barely even rains like that. it’s mostly just 70 degrees n up all over the whole Africa.
@Averia895 жыл бұрын
“I was forced to move to New York because of success” had me HOOKED.
@goldenwolf905 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care what flag your cacausian flies under Brandon.” 😂😂😂
@branon65655 жыл бұрын
Samuel Paniagua...you look like you're of Caucasian descent, so what would make you laugh at a racist, anti-Caucasian so-called "joke"? Wtf is wrong with you?
@rocarlosdavis6225 жыл бұрын
Brandon happens to be a black sabbath fan..a ha🙂..I am their biggest fan 🤫😍🙂
@valeforedark5 жыл бұрын
Over 15 types of Caucasian. Just saying.
@valeforedark5 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 the dudes asian
@blackmoonsage5 жыл бұрын
Branon Fontaine I don’t care BRANON
@BariNgozi5 жыл бұрын
She's funny. Wish her massive success
@MiladyToxic5 жыл бұрын
No don't! Then she gotta stay in New York
@Tubie11114 жыл бұрын
@@MiladyToxic Nah, she'll come to the best place... California!! 😎😉🌞
@emjayay3 жыл бұрын
She's already massive.
@PoisonelleMisty43113 ай бұрын
So, here’s to New York City! The land of endless noise, impossibly high living costs, and unique characters that make you feel both alive and slightly terrified. Who wouldn’t want to call this chaotic masterpiece home?
@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
I’m from nyc and every winter we cry. But we deal with it. Like New Yorkers do. Cold & Upset
@RocknCorruptrepublic5 жыл бұрын
Summers are worse!!
@animenerd4535 жыл бұрын
I've lived in NY for 25 years. It gets cold for sure. But like idk you just deal with it. Plus snow is pretty.
@madhatterstudios49515 жыл бұрын
As a Mainer, I look down on this
@StrongnBeautiful5 жыл бұрын
Feel you. Just like black Bostonians.
@BluDrop55 жыл бұрын
It's that damn wind that gets you every single time. Then, the humidity in the summer...
@Rambl3On5 жыл бұрын
“They all sound like witches to me.” LMAO!!
@bleepbloopskrrr4 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of the landlord in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 😂
@ClovertheUnburnt4 жыл бұрын
"No through the grace of God I was not born here" "The south is so racist. Oh! You mean the part of the south that begins with Canada and ends in Mexico?"
@HotBoxingMinute5 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious...period. The force is strong in this one ☝️
@GeorgeCopperfield5 жыл бұрын
YellowBoyMagic Foreal she’s a heavy hitter 👌🏾
@valeforedark5 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeCopperfield spelt eater wrong
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@James-bn6lg5 жыл бұрын
She’ll drop dead of diabetes in two years
@marissaburdock65505 жыл бұрын
@@valeforedark stfu you ain't funny
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
Freezing my eggs! Sun out mocking me. 🤣
@DotterSvea4 жыл бұрын
"You got a billion degrees and you can't give me fifty?! Go to hell!" 🤣
@gibsonwhite15954 жыл бұрын
“Find me a part of America that’s not racist - I’ll move today!” THANK YOU.
@NYCRose845 жыл бұрын
She must live in my neighborhood- Greek, above ground trains...that's Astoria...and I agree with everything she said lol
@aliciadoshi12495 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Astoria also.
@zinnydin23454 жыл бұрын
Careful not to doxx yourself
@d.lhudson38752 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s Astoria, I knew cause of the above ground trains
@PoisonelleMisty43113 ай бұрын
But hey, it’s not all bad! Who needs peace and quiet when you can live in a city that never sleeps? Sure, the sirens at 3 AM may be a little jarring, but they’re just New York’s way of serenading you while you try to figure out if tonight’s takeout will be from the Thai place or the Italian joint downstairs-you know, the one with that eccentric chef who’s really just a glorified hipster wizard.
@JustinMcBride21x4 жыл бұрын
She is so good. Like the joke about yelling at the sun. She tells you she snapped, and then there’s a slow build of anger in her voice as she progresses until she snaps. So good.
@bleepbloopskrrr4 жыл бұрын
“I know the North is racist because they split up White folks” 😂 Trueee.
@childwaters4 жыл бұрын
Except white folks mostly split THEMSELVES up. Chicago, for example, is a huge city made up of dozens of ethnic neighborhoods. Immigrants tended to stay together to share and preserve their culture. Only human.
@Rubiecat3 жыл бұрын
@@childwaters but this almost only happens in the US ? white folks from other countries don't put themselves in neighbourhoods of their ancestors' nationalities it's just weird
@JOHN----DOE3 жыл бұрын
@@Rubiecat there are few if any other countries where there was so much 19thc immigration from wildly diverse European countries--ones with different languages, religions, etc. So in Chicago you have Irish, Italian, Polish, Ukrainian, Hungarian, etc. neighborhoods
@dc94823 жыл бұрын
yeah and black people split themselves up too into islanders and africans and african americans etc. the most racist stuff i ever heard said about hatians was from a Jamaican mans mouth not a white persons
@Carmel86Tae4 жыл бұрын
“Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I’m never suppose to be cold.” I felt that in my soul!
@blackrockguitar075 жыл бұрын
She's talking about the cold in New York! *laughs in Chicagoan*
@youstolethecookie5 жыл бұрын
As a whole, the state of New York is colder than Illinois.
@hu01897435 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Minnesotan
@thomassutherland70325 жыл бұрын
*cries while laughing in midwestern*
@ijustwannabehappier-v49735 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Scandinavia*
@Svd09985 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Michigander
@mattfish99525 жыл бұрын
"Everything that's wrong with New York City" could be a never-ending series
@100timessquare4 жыл бұрын
Matt Fischetti - enlighten us ole wise one. Whts wrong with NY? The beatiful woman of every ethnicity imaginable? The thousands of restaurants? The fact that it's a 24 hour city? The millions of stores? The high paying jobs? The culture? The hustle and bustle? The fact that NY breeds tough resilient people who are go getters? The historic theaters and architecture? The birth place of hip hop culture? If NY is not good then what are these other boring ass cities?
@santinaalessia75914 жыл бұрын
100timessquare it’s a joke man chill
@santinaalessia75914 жыл бұрын
SANDY S right LMFAOO
@jrose19994 жыл бұрын
@@100timessquare that's the problem right there all those things are supposed to make it the perfect city? It's another one of those citites that perpetuate an American dream. It's supposedly the land of opportunity but I was never more broke than in Brooklyn LMAOOOOO there was tons of things i thought I would get out of new York and it was the opposite. And beyond that new York lost its je no se qua a long time ago. Blame it on the gentrification all day but new york is not the same and most new natives BEEN leaving. Lol sorry I had to add something but you talk about highest paying jobs? Please include HIGHEST COST OF LIVING LMAOOOOO if it's not a dollar van or corner store food I can't afford it.
@Actionnelll3 жыл бұрын
@@100timessquareIt's expensive both in rent & restaurants, it way too over populated and noisy, the sewers are constantly letting out fumes, the streets are literred with garbage. It nice to visit because of the big screens & lights & theres always something to do and plenty of places to shop and it has the best pizza ever but I would not live there again. I like my quiet. 😊
@spuddy5535 жыл бұрын
approved - a cold, tired, and ethnic new yorker
@eatsipkrave4 жыл бұрын
But are you successful?
@jonathanhawk51634 жыл бұрын
Approved by a southerner. Y'all iz crazy!
@thehopeofeden5974 жыл бұрын
Y’all strapped 2 islands together and went “Y’ALL GOT TO SEE THIS” When I tell you I choked!
@WE-uf5jq4 жыл бұрын
Awsamazing Eden it’s technically 3 island
@ndevorend5 жыл бұрын
Native New Yorker here. It's not that bad here but she has some points. It's fun living here, never a dull moment but as you get older you just want a slower pace.
@dubreil075 жыл бұрын
Diamond Bourne better than the hell hole you live in
@user-og7qq5zy8p5 жыл бұрын
ooh are you Native American
@twoodz27775 жыл бұрын
I’d rather go through seasons than baking in hell all year round.
@blackmoonsage5 жыл бұрын
Diamond Bourne ny does suck it’s a cult over there
@newnimprovesT35 жыл бұрын
It can be fun. I’m young n NYC has a trillion crazies on block. It’s anxiety inducing. Depending on where u are.
@tumisomarebane25365 жыл бұрын
"A bomb is a damn bomb" - Lolest!!
@adamrassi35165 жыл бұрын
When she said, "I'll wait," I almost fell down I laughed so hard. brilliant
@Thedownwardmineon4 жыл бұрын
"I snapped because it was 7 degrees outside...but the sun was out...mocking me, like a lamp in the damn sky"
@enzomthethwa58614 жыл бұрын
Ooh... Black people know that, when a black woman SINGS about how much she hates something, SHE MEANS IT! LOL
@oz70nyc504 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever laughed so hard at a southern girl roasting my home town. And she ain't lyin' about none of it. 😂😂😂
@chenaraseepersad34825 жыл бұрын
As someone semi new to NYC I’ve wanted to scream “I hate New York” so many times lol
@airmark025 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, its gets worse & the more exhausted you get, the faster you will walk wanting to push all the tourists out of the way....😜
@Tubie11114 жыл бұрын
Worst place I ever lived but I think it's ok to visit. Living? No.
@darrellboone92744 жыл бұрын
Then go away
@childwaters4 жыл бұрын
She left out the SMELLS. The place REEKS of garbage and greasy restaurant smells, exhaust emissions, etc. And the ENDLESS noise, all of it unpleasant. An offense to nature and to the senses.
@emjayay3 жыл бұрын
@@childwaters My street is very quiet.
@antenna_prolly4 жыл бұрын
_"You got a billion degrees, you can't give me 50!?"_ Tax the rich 😆
@AMADASFX5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never felt so spiritually connected to someone like this before 😭❄️
@Jasmin-fd3ny5 жыл бұрын
We suppose to be in west Africa wearing sandals and eating mangos 🥭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻
@NellieKAdaba5 жыл бұрын
I knew she would say something along those lines 😆
@ER_Channel_004 жыл бұрын
@@NellieKAdaba 🤣🤣🤣
@Consoneer5 жыл бұрын
She is stunning
@Lollita235 жыл бұрын
Yeah love her look
@branon65655 жыл бұрын
Alias Rehbar....she's the size of a coke machine, you need to see an eye Dr quick, fast, and in a hurry....
@LifewithKhristy5 жыл бұрын
Branon Fontaine a beautiful looking coke machinery
@hopscotch395 жыл бұрын
I love her hair
@TP-xy2ms5 жыл бұрын
Beauty comes in all sizes, shades and looks. Why are we so hateful towards each other. I wish more people would focus their disdain towards the ails of this country than each other.
@Wunderlustgirl2 жыл бұрын
3:26 😆 the sun was out mocking me
@grassaf43545 жыл бұрын
When she said 7 degrees I didn’t think it was too bad, then I remembered it wasn’t Celsius and DAMN that is cold!
@cassandrabrookover30855 жыл бұрын
Starts at Canada and ends at Mexico...show me a place in America that's not racist...I'll wait. Lmao
@-angelina96014 жыл бұрын
We might as well get a chair cuz we gon be waiting a loooong time 💀
@sadboihrs12294 жыл бұрын
Ohio?? Idk. They messed up with all the little devil worshiping small towns.
@MrsAlmightyKey4 жыл бұрын
@@sadboihrs1229 Oh like Athens(coming from an Ohioan) yeahhh never going there 😂😂😂😂
@PoisonelleMisty43113 ай бұрын
Then there’s the food! You can find a slice of pizza on every corner-if you can brave the fire-breathing rats that might accompany your midnight snack. And don’t even get us started on the vegan/gluten-free/keto/whatever diet fads exploding at every turn. Nothing screams “I love New York” like paying $15 for a salad that contains more air than actual vegetables!
@justbeingveetv34234 жыл бұрын
"We suppose to be in Africa eating Mangoes"😆 DAMN RIGHT!!!!
@Bibi-J Жыл бұрын
This beautiful lady is Brilliant ! I'd love to see whole shows from her. Love & greets to everybody, from Amsterdam (NL)❤🌷
@christinepierce7560 Жыл бұрын
👩🎤 Greetings Amsterdam (NL) from Salem Oregon in The Pacific Northwest USA 🇺🇸 I’ve seen one of her shows here on KZbin a few years ago. She’s very funny.🤗
@redsands10014 жыл бұрын
The sadness in her voice talking about the cold is just really good. Good delivery
@Kotobukicho5 жыл бұрын
How many times have I watched this, and I'm still laughing? I come from a big city, lack melanin, and I still want to memorize this routine to explain why I feel the way I do.
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
Jesus don’t want me to go to work. 🤣. All the degrees we were going to get that day...🤣
@rachieface665 жыл бұрын
“That’s all the degrees we were gonna get that day.” Ahahahahaha 😂😂😅😔😥
@nevt79735 жыл бұрын
She is so funny! Love how she told her jokes in an unexpected way. So effortless too!
@carlaeyyy6495 жыл бұрын
0:08 "The men are beautiful" "They alright or whatever"
@lidiakez65685 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a time to break down your whiteness"😂😂😂
@maryaddy81512 жыл бұрын
Love love love love her!! Her comedic style so refreshing and different 😍😍😍
@taliam61825 жыл бұрын
Dulcé: I hate new york Me living in New York: ...me too
@MeAVE2434 жыл бұрын
I love New York, but she isn't wrong. Haha. Also I love, "I was a theater major, not an engineer" as she is catastrophizing. 😂
@DReed19454 жыл бұрын
Every Southern woman talking about the North, “And it’s so cold. I’m not supposed to be so cold”. Amen sister friend. 🙋♀️😂
@jadkiss8274 жыл бұрын
😏 "the part of the south that starts at Canada and ends at Mexico" 😂 clever
@ritaaleksandrovna45183 жыл бұрын
That’s an impressive level of geographical knowledge for american. Took me by surprise.
@keilime75 жыл бұрын
This is a WHOLE testimony! I felt this in my soul lmaoooo
@kendrakausau4 жыл бұрын
She’s hilarious and needs her own show!
@bishopmccoy12745 жыл бұрын
Lmao as a New Yorker that lives in the south now she is totally right hahaha
@passion4family5 жыл бұрын
Same
@Yeah_eatsht4 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@100timessquare4 жыл бұрын
Bishop - no she is totally not right!NYC destroys any other city!
@jonathanhawk51634 жыл бұрын
100timessquare, if they are from N.Y. and they saved up and moved down South then they are living like kings, and they'll only be back to N.Y. to visit.
@PoisonelleMisty43113 ай бұрын
Public transportation? A gift from the gods! Sure, you can spend four hours in a metal tube underground, covered in graffiti, wondering if the train is ever going to come-who wouldn’t want that lavish experience? Bonus points if you can witness the rare phenomenon of train delays “due to a sick passenger.” How considerate of them!
@gabbyquigley5 жыл бұрын
She gets me. 💆🏾♀️
@Kkamikoee4 жыл бұрын
“We supposed to be in South Africa eating mangoes with sandals on” yessss ma’am 🙏🏾😂
@brajonomari5 жыл бұрын
They all sound like witches to me LOL
@notahuman19933 жыл бұрын
As a Filpino, when she said "we're not meant to be here!" I *felt that*. It's 70 degrees outside and all I fucking want is MORE HEAT.
@lotusphoenix82 жыл бұрын
This is pure brilliance!
@MyNameHere1012 жыл бұрын
I love how she shakes her voice when she's upset. She's got such talent for comedy
@gailsparrovv5 жыл бұрын
I could watch Dulce rant all day about anything, add Sebastian Maniscalco and my day is complete 😂
@johnpetty35745 жыл бұрын
LOL, that's something i tell people here in Portland Oregon and Washington State.... I'm born and raised in Newark NJ but now live over HERE, and here the winters (while not super cold ) ... is MOSTLY dark and dreary, it rains a lot here , but i tell people that ... NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS IN NY/NJ ...... the SUN is almost ALWAYS ... shinning, that's something i do miss about NY and NJ.
@inokerogoyawa5 жыл бұрын
JOHN PETTY I remember going to Seattle for a week in January...Touched down on Sunday and didn’t see the sun till Tuesday....I was like nah man im going back to Cali where at least the suns out when it’s cold
@sherryfaye62625 жыл бұрын
God bless you! I cried every single cold day that I spent in the north. Silent tears just streamed down my face.
@AyeMatteBlack5 жыл бұрын
Sis went off I love it. & I'm from the Bronx. Dolce know what she talking about in a lot of these jokes 🙃🤣
@mister_betechkin3 жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker who lives in Wisconsin, my summation of any southern place I've ever been is "it's so hotttt" in the same trembling voice as her complaint about the cold lmao
@dornelli15 жыл бұрын
its all true, my boss made me come to work on sept 12th, 2001, when there were no people or cars on the long island expressaway, I got there and there was nothing to do, just few people acting like it a normal day for working. American are messed up.
@candicedice86055 жыл бұрын
Its called the show must go on😂😂😂
@jrpapi55 жыл бұрын
alex dornelli i domt get the point you are attempting to make🙄
@Leo-nine5 жыл бұрын
On days like that I tell my boss that my well-being is more important than the bottom line.... I'm a human first, employee later...
@marissawilson46445 жыл бұрын
@@jrpapi5 it was the day after 9/11 and there was no specific reason to be tgere.
@calebcologna86814 жыл бұрын
I mean, would it have been better to halt everyone and everything in the face of terror, or to persist through uncertainty with determination?
@yvettemckinzie90825 жыл бұрын
As a native this was funny as hell! NYC can be an acquired taste.
@ultrainstinct64962 жыл бұрын
'ALL YALL GOTTA SEE THIS' just has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@Perrellis15 жыл бұрын
I'm born and raised here. I know exactly what she's saying. I had enough now soon to leave. Still will always love NY.
@myopinionthanks17644 жыл бұрын
She is my new binge. Gotta find her all over KZbin.
@abiludlow88244 жыл бұрын
This woman reached into my heart and spoke my truth. This is EXACTLY how I feel about London 😂
@warrenk832 жыл бұрын
when she starts singing I HATE THAT PLACEEE LOLLL
@im19ice35 жыл бұрын
bless her soul i've been trying to tell people i hate new york since forever
@dubreil075 жыл бұрын
im19ice3 and? Your city is probably worse and not known for anything 😂😂
@im19ice35 жыл бұрын
@@dubreil07 exactly! takes one to know one, wtf did i go all the way to manhattan if i could've been identically inconvenienced back home :)
@jrpapi55 жыл бұрын
im19ice3 we never wanted your ass here anyway😂😂
@ThePlayboyLen5 жыл бұрын
"Go vote and sit the Hell down..." - 🤣🤣🤣
@shakey26345 жыл бұрын
I’ve spent a pretty fair amount of my time in New York on business in my over 60 years on this earth and whenever a family member suggested we go “do” New York for a vacation my answer was always the same.... you go ahead, I’m going anywhere but there.
@falloutgirl9025 жыл бұрын
shakey LOOOOOL
@emjayay3 жыл бұрын
Good. Way too many tourists in NYC.
@PoisonelleMisty43113 ай бұрын
And have you met the locals? Nothing warms your heart quite like a friendly New Yorker who only smiles at you if you’re strategically positioned to help them get through the revolving door faster. Eye contact? That’s for tourists!
@monerz-032 жыл бұрын
“MELANIN LACKIN BASTARD” imma use that one 💀
@mistaseeforce5 жыл бұрын
Ny would be dope is it was the same size with half the people 🤷🏾♂️
@forman2085 жыл бұрын
And better weather. And less expensive
@bee45905 жыл бұрын
then it would just be a regular city
@danielx85 жыл бұрын
Same as London United Kingdom
@matthewcooper35355 жыл бұрын
40 years ago
@6thgenmew5145 жыл бұрын
Smd get out the city or move upstate
@azerothean Жыл бұрын
Everytime I'm having a bad day I come back to this video and laugh my ass off
@christinepierce7560 Жыл бұрын
👩🎤 I have found that since the pandemic hit and the world went into quarantine, I must watch comedy shows daily. I like The Dry Bar Comedy Channel best. They have a Playlist option with tons of stand up comedians that will keep you laughing for hours. It’s my personal go to for laughter 🤭
@rtt40142 жыл бұрын
I know I'm not the only one who noticed This woman is real BEAUTY🙄
@KarenDBrame3 жыл бұрын
"'Oh, you're not from Nu Yaaaawwwwkkk' ... They all sound like witches" @5:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SweetGaBrownin4 жыл бұрын
I actually experience trembling when she said how cold New York was...lol we Georgians are truly not use to that kind of weather. Dulcé, you are absolutely divine 💙🙏🏽
@SonOfAnders732 жыл бұрын
" black people are supposed to be in West Africa eating mangos " LMFAO
@firesign42975 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏💛 P.s...im born and raised in NYC ...she is telling the... TRUTH!!!✌...
@roxyroxy68242 ай бұрын
At 7 degrees freezin' my eggssss ........😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hulk2k65 жыл бұрын
The whole part with the Sun making just about piss myself.
@boogieblack2065 жыл бұрын
She funny. Now imma watch more of her to make sure she ain't trick me. Brb
@stanfatou20025 жыл бұрын
Did she trick ya?
@boogieblack2065 жыл бұрын
@@stanfatou2002 Nah im a fan now😂 She's witty, authentic, and kind of an asshole. I love it!
@wildones93395 жыл бұрын
@@boogieblack206 she's real good!
@imtiredoftheseniggas66185 жыл бұрын
She’s hilarious
@CherieButler4 жыл бұрын
She’s is the truth! Her voice is everything.
@VimeleosZen4 жыл бұрын
I use to love the concept of winter as a child coz we didn't get autumn and winter where I'm from. And then I developed an allergy towards cold temps where it gives me hives so I'm sticking to my summers.
@Dawghome4 жыл бұрын
1:54 I'm white, 61 so far, born in the UK, still living here, and I relate to her claim she's not made out for the cold! Bless you sweet lady, nor am I! Who's idea was it anyway???
@connieh17364 жыл бұрын
She literally speaks the truth!!!!! Had me dying, but agreeing the whole time🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bpm815 жыл бұрын
"They all sound like witches to me"😂
@ShoshanaSarahLJ4 жыл бұрын
"Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I'm never supposed to be cold" I felt this in my soul🙌🏽 Preach!😂