Your Body Freaks Out in Your Thirties - Dulcé Sloan

Dulcé Sloan talks about moving to Los Angeles and tells the twentysomething women in the crowd that they’ve never experienced true horniness. (Contains strong language.)
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[@imania.w.5815]

When she said she's "second generation suburbs..." 😅😂😭

[@tvs9978]

That was gold

[@theholistichunny]

😩😂😂😂

[@LadyCharity]

Lol!!

[@Heavyonfashion]

I felt that

[@d1v1n1ti]

amen! 😭😂😭😭😂✋🏽

[@buffbanana15]

"My biological clock went from snooze to European techno." LOL...This 6 minute set has so many quotable one-liners. If she toured in my city I'd buy a ticket.

[@reganwolf4405]

🤣😅🤭

[@kitbina1925]

Same here!

[@MsLee-oh7hy]

Nicholas Yu I am 32 , I will be 33 in October 2020. Very rarely do I think think about having a baby. Each morning I hear my career clock ticking...Make more money ...further your education

[@kitbina1925]

@@MsLee-oh7hy Same lol , and I have three beautiful children. Never too late to earn more money nor further your education!!

[@MsLee-oh7hy]

Kit Bina well thank you for the encouraging words.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

"We's in Target - that's a Wal-Mart question!" Dulcé is a riot on TDS, but her stand-up tops even that! LOLOL... "I gotta catch flight, not a fetus"

[@jackyoh971]

My favorite line I need to say that at someone one day

[@salmaabdullahgb]

We are in Target*

[@lildramatic4760]

i remember the MOMENT my baby radar clicked in. I was in a train station during study abroad.

[@osahju914]

Tds?

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@osahju914 The Daily Show, hosted by Trevor Noah

[@juicymiss87]

I felt that comment "Ive looked like a mother of 3 since I was 15" but I don't have kids 😂😂

[@sweetcaramel4750]

💯😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lily-tj1zo]

For real, though. ...

[@ritakapia7140]

LOL😂👍

[@AlienatedCornea]

seriously, hard relate.

[@ridathejedi4784]

My spirit felt that. Hell, 13 year old me felt that too 🤣

[@daeshionna]

“What up, green shirt”

[@mrnogo9651]

Glasses, whassup?

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

[@professorjphillips]

So true

[@greenshirt2077]

What’s up lmaooooo

[@suspirodelmoro1430]

I wanted to see the audience reactions so bad!

[@BeautifulSilence]

"Brunch? What's brunch?" "Bitch, we're in Target. That is a Walmart question. How dare you? We both have shoes on. What are you doing?" DECEASED. ⚰️💀

[@roserose-be2wq]

Do you mind explaining that part ?

[@BeautifulSilence]

@@roserose-be2wq There's a trope/stereotype that-because of the lower prices and longer hours-Wal-Mart attracts people of lower socioeconomic backgrounds and other "characters" (known as People of Wal-Mart) who go shopping in various states of (un)dress and questionable clothing choices, like no shoes. The stereotype of a typical Target shopper is white, "normal," and boring in terms of what they're wearing. Another trope of white people is their fascination with and love of brunch-also probably tied to being of a higher socioeconomic background. So Dulce was making a joke about how it's usually white people shopping at Target, and how shocking it was to see another Black woman there, especially one who didn't know of a thing that Target's primary clientele is obsessed with-hence why it's a "Wal-Mart" question to ask what brunch is. And how if you were having a similar conversation at Wal-Mart, it's more likely you'd be talking to someone wearing (or not wearing) something odd-like no shoes.

[@roserose-be2wq]

@@BeautifulSilence oh got it now , thank you so much , that’s nice of you .

[@uprimus]

Only thing missing from that description is a chart. Love the details tho

[@raulvaldeolivar7565]

straight up rotting dead

[@salt0ftheearth83]

“I’m single” “Good!” “No it’s not” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@josiah566]

she was LOCKED IN. she BEEN dealing with hecklers.

[@psylockes]

“I’m in my thirties, don’t tell my manager.” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@AndiBraun93]

looks 45 tbh

[@jmaldo92]

@@AndiBraun93 let's see what you look like

[@AndiBraun93]

@@googleaccount6919 erm no but many looks fit under a number ya creep

[@payableondeath9091]

@Liora Symone 🤣💀I hate when they ask our age

[@starsandstripes5013]

Side note, her skin is glowing and she has beautiful hands.

[@colleenharrison1638]

You know I thought the same thing.

[@zzephyr6840]

RIGHT! She is GORGEOUS!

[@cooliipie]

Damage controlling

[@Mbuyiselo5]

She is beautiful

[@SilverFlame819]

I guess it's official: I'm straight. Didn't even notice her hands. She could have had two mechanical arms, and I wouldn't be able to tell you. *lol*

[@mooseluvs08]

“I AM SECOND GENERATION SUBURBS.” I felt that so hard! 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😆

[@thinblacknoodles]

Because that's FACTS AF lol

[@ammabthedigitallynomadic3385]

Girl me too! 😂

[@ayanomar1408]

I feel so called out💀

[@Doodlebop2001]

"Nahhh man I'm just tryna get hooked up on these nachos." MEEE asf lmao she's hilarious

[@Ramonerdna]

"We're in Target - that's a Wal-Mart question!" I've heard this so many times and is STILL floors me

[@artisticagi]

Ramonerdna Walmart and Target attract different kinds of people. Walmart attract more lower income people, Target attracts more middle to upper class people. The kind of people who do brunch. Walmart would be the kind of people who eat breakfast at the in store McDonalds.

[@Ramonerdna]

@@artisticagi why are you explaining the joke? Lol by 'floors me' I meant it makes me roll on the ground laughing not that I dont understand it.

[@jacquelinechang179]

@@Ramonerdna 😂😭😭😭

[@houriibunga3269]

@@artisticagi thanks! Now i unferstand!

[@shutupandlisten873]

Never heard it before

[@goddessnyx4153]

"GOOD!" "No, it's not.."

[@pilotswife06]

kholoud ashraf SO good, I about died with that.

[@linasayshush]

She didn't even miss a beat lmao

[@myopinionthanks1764]

She is VERY HILARIOUS. She is on my comedy radar now. WOW

[@myopinionthanks1764]

@OG Smokin IKR

[@knucklesfieryheart20]

SAME I found her yesterday and she has me crackin😂😂😂

[@titty429]

Big facts

[@iimmannii]

she writes on the daily show 🙌🏽

[@blahblah1438]

Myopinion thanks me too

[@natinatyoutube]

FANTASTIC. Her comedy style is the BEST😳: her timing, her poses, her punchlines, her delivery, her stage presence, the way she OWNS the audience, her tone and of course the BOMB ASS JOKES, lord jesus I LOVE EVERTHING. PS: It's been 3 months since Ive first seen this clip but YT just recommanded to me so I clicked (yeah, Dulce's comedy is totally rewatchable😍), I scroll through comments section and found mine 😂 Had totally forgotten about it thanks for the likes yall. Wow😳🤗 Greetings from Switzerland !!!

[@alexsavastru8125]

Facts!

[@sparrow_of_doom]

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but most comedians today just aren't funny anymore, and the ones that are normally aren't women. Too many crude jokes about sex and hating men. This woman is freaking hilarious! This is a comedian I would go see live if she comes near my area!

[@odinakaobasi311]

@@sparrow_of_doom i agree.

[@natinatyoutube]

@@SkillBasedGamer i suggest you watch her at the australian "grand debate" first but all of her work is awesome. As someone who has watched every single video of her available on YT, i'm telling you, we're not exagerating.

[@Bigmoodx]

She’s so chill with it too

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

“I am second generation suburbs” 😂😂😂👏👏👏that’s a keeper

[@ama7430]

Can you tell me what she means with that?

[@AKNeal81]

Every man after watching: *adjusts tinder age to 30-39*

[@spiniestgore5919]

I been doin that.

[@jamesbryson9542]

Mmmm..... judging

[@SnahLhug]

Only works if you're sterile. They'll eventually catch you. You have been warned.

[@anthonynorman7545]

@@SnahLhug 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 noted

[@ms.thomas5758]

Lol

[@chelseab115]

She really shines when she does stand-up

[@Kkamikoee]

“I dont want to have sex. I want to mate.” Im saying that to someone...this is my destiny.

[@ArtCE47]

"Oprah is the only reason white women read- let's talk about that" 😂😭😂😭😂

[@bigsiskrishere]

😭 I'm a librarian, Dulce is not wrong.

[@7489k]

That one killed me 🤣

[@maybeni288]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@terranceturner8181]

I caught that!!! And then I was like, "Was she wrong tho?" 🤔

[@Mcelly58]

I mean…… Is she lying though

[@Midwest_Culture]

"I gotta catch a flight not a fetus" - Duclé Sloan 5:48

[@parismcken642]

This should be a proverb😂😂😂

[@Pulse22]

Clicked by accident, became a fan. She's funny.

[@butteredbiskit3497]

Me too.

[@tironnarexxmorriss2883]

It wasn't by accident more like delayed planning

[@CH-Bubbles]

“2+2= Married” Giiirrrllll I’m with you!!!! Confused af 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Random-Draw-Time]

*Whispers* Guys assume all the Best Women are taken, Especially the Confident ones. It's Mainly Creeps that take the risk.

[@Kamon04]

Her comedy is wonderful, but I am absolutely entranced by her presence and that DRESS oh my goodness. Like I *know* Dulcé Sloan isn't going to be scrolling through the comments, but where on earth did she get that dress?? I love it so much and I need it in my closet.

[@ecchi-sketchstories1436]

I AGREE! I NEED IT!

[@HouphouetKonan]

I wanntt ittt

[@HouphouetKonan]

I found it sis

[@juliacaro]

I found the fabric on mood, I might attempt it

[@WhistleAndSnap]

RIGHT?! MY GOD HER DRESS AND MAKE UP AND POISE ARE CRAAAAAAZY

[@thefandomqueen88]

“Waddup green shirt- THIS IS NOT A JOKE”

[@Alex-go8mf]

The Fandom Queen I died at that part! 😂

[@aspiringrootwoman24]

Lol I saw your comment just as she told this joke

[@DotterSvea]

"You wanna crack this mystery? I got a spanish name cuz my momma grew up in miami, the only spanish she knows is food and my name is food, okay?!" 🤣

[@costihaig4132]

I’m single, which is confusing” “Good” “No it’s not”

[@CorbiniteVids]

she shot that back so quick 😂

[@Snarkulous]

Jokes on point and her delivery is so unexpected. I love her.

[@KamisKisses]

She is right! The 30's ARE ANOTHER LEVEL OF AWAKENING!

[@kaitiglazier]

Amen to that!

[@SCSilk]

Wait til you hit 40...

[@anoni3485]

But I’m going through it and I’m 24 it hits harder in your 30’s ?

[@lcbarnes76]

@@SCSilk let them know!

[@candidmusings]

Can't wait 😅😂

[@callmema14]

The flavor in this is immaculate

[@wherefancytakesme]

She's not joking. I'm only 25 and my body already pumps "Let's make baby plans" juice into my brain every 3rd time I get PMS. It's awful.

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

Oh baby.... just you wait... ohhhhhh babes🤦🏽‍♀️ you don’t even KNOW!

[@wherefancytakesme]

@@MissEasyPeasySleasy I'm sure it only gets worse. Well, I'll just have to resist every way I can, 'cause no way I want a baby.

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

I’m 31 and it’s hitting me HARD! 😰

[@CR-be3un]

Mine was 25 too. It was over by 28. I'm almost 40 now--and living life. Every body/system is different.

[@wherefancytakesme]

@@CR-be3un Yup. What kind of f-ed up hormonal feelings I get during PMS changes every time.

[@alisha_mukhtar]

She honestly looks like a goddess

[@GarageSpaceship]

She's the size of one at least.

[@missshannonsunshine]

Which?

@@GarageSpaceship then goddesses are where its at

[@Penelope416]

@@GarageSpaceship lmao! ok!

[@juliacaro]

I agree, only a goddess could be mesmerizing in that silk dress while also perfectly performing and controlling the crowd. Incredible

[@nclightworker4924]

Dulce is a comedic genius: “I gotta catch a flight, not a fetus.” LOL

[@VisaliaMuscle]

She said " That's a wal-mart question"...

[@happyarewewhosmile]

Also, aside from my other comment. She is one of the funniest grounded comedians i've seen. By that i mean she's not trying to proselytize, she's just doing a slice-of-life act.

[@janayh2817]

She’s right about the 30s. Luckily I was warned by my older friends so I knew what to expect 😂

[@Ebony_Eyes830]

Girl me too!!! I had friends in their mid 40's so I up on it, and currently 36 and now I GET IT!!

[@themoonvibez3780]

My sister warned me!!

[@cooliipie]

Damn so that's why I bang cougars so easily

[@mariefrancoise12]

@@cooliipie they're banging YOU lololol

[@indiciaobscure]

@@mariefrancoise12 preach

[@Enetiko730]

When I hit 39 I was eyef@cking unsuspecting men on the street like nobody’s business. #nobodytoldme 🤣

[@ismaelcebrianmarco7288]

"The only Spanish she knows is food and my name is food" made me laugh out loud, and I don't remember that happening before with a stand-up video

[@mochacoffee101]

She looks like a 70’s goddess😍

[@gottalovebri]

the “brunching negros” took me out 😭😭

[@WokeFatti]

Ay man i’m just here for nachos, I don’t want no problems. God what a legend

[@aissatasy3090]

As a woman who will be 36 in april, I am telling you : she is so right about your body freaking out when you are in your 30s, that's real!

[@shelleypoo76]

Yeah it does

[@chemerai]

I seriously feel seen. It's nice to know I'm not alone.

[@choux8372]

I just turned 27 and i can FEEL it, my body wants to mate and if she's not fulfilled, my period becomes painful

[@jessykaha.5734]

The way she told that European techno joke on the beat was amazing! She's hilarious!

[@beckymarie8720]

"What up green shirt"😂😂😂

[@ghostli1112]

dulce sloan is a powerful-ass name. especially with that fro and that glowing skin? she's like the lead in a 70s blacksploitation film 😍

[@SaintHood357]

“Gimmie a baby” hahaha! I know some women like that😂😂😂

[@Desertrosetarot]

Since I was 14 my brain been going GIMMIE A BABY

[@KateCarew]

Girl I’m 42 on Tuesday, it only gets worse. And not one time EVER have I not laughed my ass off, brilliantly funny, such a natural delivery 🙏🏻😂🙏🏻

[@SableTalks]

Liner “I’ve looked like a mother of three since i was fifteen years old” got me

[@Taliemiller]

“Brunching Negros” BAHAHAHAHAHAAH IM DEAD

[@marioortega5120]

Why is that so funny to you?

[@Its_tiy]

Uhhh that shouldn’t be funny to you nor should you be spelling or casually saying Negros as a white woman wtf…

[@Taliemiller]

@@Its_tiy Both of these comments is exactly the reason why everyone is cancelling culture. Human interaction in general is fucking funny, doesn’t matter what color you are. This is your issue not mine.

[@Taliemiller]

@@marioortega5120 Refer to my comment below

[@luwamalem3330]

"I've looked like a mother of 3 since I was 15 years old!" That part! LOL

[@TheQuincyEdwards]

Spanish cats do be doing that - asking your family heritage like they’re the original man. It’s gonna go back further than anything Spanish, kid.

[@knowun]

Yea but its a search for commonality we gotta embrace it when its respectful and build bridges

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@knowun How about we build bridges around more meaningful shared attributes like favorite comedians, musicians, hobbies, languages, philosophies, scientific interests, ambitions, etc etc etc vs some construct like ethnic or racial attributes? I.e., things that do much more to truly define an individual today than do forebears who lived hundreds of years ago...

[@forevercoldentertainment5211]

@From a Bicycle seat ha..that cant be true as most American blacks dont even know their history

[@xxevery9seconds87xx]

Istdoch Allesegal PREACH!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@originalRAS]

@@forevercoldentertainment5211 1. u don't know most Black americans 2. u make trap beats, a Black genre of music, but u don't respect Black people.. Pretty ironic

[@Mint_moss0]

“I’m single which is confusing” “GOOD!!” “No it’s not” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ohmyblindman]

The evolutionary biology portion is actually spot on.

[@emilypadden6406]

My body totally did this in my 30's...flash forrward to 39 no kids.

[@shennacarter5134]

Hahaha "I look like somebody should be asking me questions on a regular basis" Oh lawd, she's right tho xD

[@coregrip1]

This is the first video I’ve seen of this comedian, love her :D Funny, great pacing. Smart, with plenty of wit.

[@stanleystewart8444]

She is legit one of the best comics out right now BAR NONE

[@gloriasol8197]

"I'm like alright....2 plus 2 equals married" 🤣🤣🤣 Nnnooooo! Ugh....Don't tell me that! I'll be 30 real deal dang soon 😭🤣😭

[@midnightawakens994]

Love her. Every time I see one of her videos in my recommended, I click immediately.

[@uriel578]

Same here, no regrets. I'm Icelandic and a lot of this is far removed from my experience, so how on earth does she go about evoking all these feelings of relatability all the time? It boggles my mind.

[@stephanienkurtz]

@@uriel578 I feel the same way!

[@tumonniejohnson8711]

Wow she's everything! So talented but it seems effortless for her🖤

[@JustLaylar]

I love Dulce she's so funny

[@teekotrain6845]

Well i laughed the whole time. She's real funny i lile her.

[@KittyPieVibes]

“I’m single, which is confusing...” _”Good!”_ “No it’s not 😔” That killed me lmao. But also how is she single??? I literally clicked because her face is so cute

[@onlyjoetee]

Bcos she is huge 😂

[@SCSilk]

Dulce, please come to the Ice House in Pasadena. I’ll tell every black person I know to come out. Then we’ll go to Roscoe’s.

[@marigoldruff]

I'm from Dena too 🙌

[@SCSilk]

@Elle D good question. I’ve only lived in mixed neighborhoods.

[@moe7706]

the best part about her performances, is the fact that you never know if she’s gonna laugh or not while telling a joke 😂

[@JeremyMYG]

She is so funny. Almost every part of this is quote worthy.

[@ShadowRose1622]

That dress is beautiful on her.

[@joereadel]

This is hilarious. "Hi sir. I'M NOT KIDDING"

[@sarasthoughts]

"I need to catch a flight, not a fetus" I'M CRYING

[@nopenope2635]

Her comic timing is on the point. Loved watching this.

[@mariahgutierrez4481]

She's hilarious

[@Debland1989]

My grandma started telling me since I was 13yo that the best sex I’d have would be in my 30s lol

[@DorotaGabal]

I absolutely love Dulce! She's so on point and hitting it home it's personal. I can relate to a lot of what she says as a woman in my 30s, lol. She's hilarious! And I love her sass, and her dress!

[@laurahoward1787]

Haha 'I look like someone should be asking me questions on the regular" haha. Thats the best and worst thing about kids!

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

Lmao I’m from Chile and my parents thought it was a fun idea to name me Canella. If you translate my name to English it means Expensive Cinnamon

[@beth8775]

Apparently there are nutty parents in every culture that do this. I went to school with a guy named Talon. Yep, like a bird talon.

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

Bethany Lade lmao where I’m from, Canella (or Canela) is a common name, but coming to the US my name is pretty much a meme

[@mascara1777]

Yes, Cannella also means Cinnamon in Italian.

[@magalojoles]

Im from chile too!! ♡♡

[@magalojoles]

From chile but live in seattle :)

[@LeahB31]

“I am second generation suburb.” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@ItMeansFaith]

This whole set was brilliant. I have to see more of her

[@payableondeath9091]

I like her NYC bit

[@PaigeOfTheSound]

"These Gs came from Jesus" took me OUT

[@DarkManSonian]

There is truly a difference between Blacks who have attended brunch and those who have not

[@xeznc]

meatball sub w pepperonis lmao this not racist

[@sewershaman3280]

meatball sub w pepperonis yeah its pretty racist that your dad consumes brunch

[@TheShows247]

This is so ridiculous its funny

[@alwaysohappy]

It’s classist

[@DarkManSonian]

@@alwaysohappy I think the rich will be fine lmao How do u have more money than other people and then act offended by people making fun of the alternate reality that they exist in?

[@t.w.8174]

she's so adorably pretty. confident. hilarious. love it.

[@OtherStrange]

her delivery on these jokes has me ROLLING. love this

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Yo she is not lying about that clock! I’m 31 and I never wanted kids until now. I don’t even have a man.

[@WhistleAndSnap]

I'm 27 and I am afraid now

[@wandanemer2630]

@@WhistleAndSnap Also 27... and also afraid.

[@terseandtiny1746]

We do go feral/primal in our late 20s/30s.

[@bplatonova]

Why??? I feel that in me as well, didn't realized it until i started listening to this

[@P0k3D0nd3M4cG]

@@bplatonova because we ARE animals still. The purpose of most living beings is to survive and reproduce. Mortality rates and fertility increase and decrease respectively with age. Once you hit your 30s, you're nearing the end of the last safe age to have kids

[@KB-nz6bv]

Hey leave us late 20s out of it let me enjoy it lol

[@monseratnunez9072]

"What up green shirt" I died 🤣🤣

[@idopoliti]

Ok those 6 minutes are one of the bests, realest, funniest stand ups I've ever seen, and I'm not even a woman that can relate to that😂

[@ChristinaSuper]

“I look like someone should be asking me questions on a regular basis” I felt that hard.

[@elisiamangiacotti7001]

“THAT IS A WALMART QUESTION”

[@JMLTLN]

She was great.

[@SnahLhug]

"These G's came from Yeezus. You're welcome." 🤣🤣🤣 3:24

[@amandah3619]

Second-generation suburbs 🤣

[@lstoryrecords_]

She's an interesting communicator and ooozes of charisma..

[@takea.breath9843]

So true, I didn’t even know until this moment that that’s a thirties thing. I’m 41 and it’s mellowed out. 😅

[@sarahdixon1943]

You never heard of "the dirty thirties"?? It's a real thing .. lol.. 😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤣

[@Holly18th]

every single punchline HIT so glad i found this😂😂😂

[@PandoraKyss]

"That is a Walmart question; how dare you?"

[@CforChiTwo]

She speaks spanish and they thought she was a spy. Some people are naturally funny😃🤣

[@datashawilson1795]

That’s a Walmart question!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3010]

I'm having a lesbian meltdown watching her ughhh she's so pretty 😍😍😍

[@fishy9465]

Honey, I'm a gay man. I'm having a meltdown.

[@mrmidnight8975]

She is lit af 😀 Netflix, Amazon,hbo, central,etc should give her a special asap....

[@pompeedooz8353]

“The only Spanish she knows is food, and my name is food ok!” I freaking died

[@sweetkey87]

Dulce' and Lizzo are bff's in my mind😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiawynn3854]

Listen...being in your 30s is rough & doesn’t come with a manual, or an emergency exit. I felt this.😭😭😭