Everything Wrong With Blade: Trinity In 16 Minutes Or Less

[@mnk9073]

It's finally time to appreciate and pay respect to Ryan Reynold's decade of dedication to play 90% of all his characters in movies as Deadpool so when somebody would finally get around to make an actual Deadpool movie, the only actor everyone could think of to play Deadpool would be Ryan. He basically pulled an Inception on the whole world, praise him!

[@rsalbreiter]

This movie is what Deadpool on his radar

[@notkyle9204]

Yea, story goes apparently someone told him he was acting like Deadpool in this movie and Ryan Reynolds didn’t know who that was and started looking into him and he was trying to get a Deadpool movie made ever since

[@jobywills3619]

They picked him because he was Wade Wilson in Wolverine Origins in an attempt at continuity and fan service. They wanted to bridge the MCU with the Sony Marvel Universe from X-Men and the Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield Spider Man films.

[@notkyle9204]

@@jobywills3619 x men origins wolverine came out like 5 years after blade trinity

[@jobywills3619]

@@notkyle9204 yeah and origins came out like 8 years before Deadpool in both he plays the merc with a mouth. There is a gag in origins where Stryker complains about his mouth and eventually calls him the Deadpool experiment with all the powers of the mutants from the original team, but his mouth is sealed shut and he's basically a cyborg.

[@cthomas622]

Not to nitpick a nitpick but Blade not knowing that dude was human is total BS. It's established in the first one he can differentiate between the two as they smell and move differently. This movie's just trash

[@Mudoh415]

He was honestly probably so pissed at this point that he had stopped caring. He knew the series was doomed as soon as Goyer handed him the script.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha they've always been total fun shlock, who cares? As if 2 followed the rules either? All 3 are just entertaining, and still better than most action shlock like transformers I just think it's so funny when Whistler dies and blade goes super Saiyan he does that weird squat hahaha

[@idrinkmilk282]

@Nate Jones because pay check and who cares beyond that?

[@Faust98]

Your mom is trash

[@notmyrealname453]

Oh, give the movie a break. You can't expect David S. Goyer to remember something that he himself wrote.

[@nameless5413]

in first Blade movie the opening narration explains vampires: they move differently, they smell differently. Blade would not have been fooled by human with fake teeth because of that. Did they forget everything the first movie setup?

[@shermarke5619]

Ya so TRUUU

[@jrbrown9873]

Goyer was an A-Hole

[@missmoanypants]

That was to show Blade was “off his game” and needed the Night Stalkers help but for all the reasons you listed it was poorly executed.

[@SnowyWolborg]

Probably the worst thing about this movie was the fact that David Goyer seem to be trying to appeal to a teenage audience. And that's really not what Blade is about. His roots are grounded in supernatural horror, and trying to insert so much juvenile slapstick really ruined the tone of this film. Not only that, the plot was just garbage. Drake had no reason to be here because he had no real plan and had no driving force to combat the main character. He just existed. This movie was doomed from the start.

[@Dave1507]

You might have missed the fact that drake was brought there, he didn't come voluntarily, so why would he have a plan for anything?

[@SnowyWolborg]

@@Dave1507 Not an excuse from a writing POV.

[@Space_ranger118]

@@Dave1507 he’d been awake for months already he should’ve started plotting on how to kill the man killin his people

[@carsonhunt4642]

Agreed, didn’t like the wise cracks from Ryan reynolds in this one. 1-2 already had funny lines, delivered perfectly. 3 was mostly Ryan making immature remarks that seemed trying too hard to be funny

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Well, this will probably be better than the Disney version.

[@jongon0848]

I get the feeling that Wesley Snipes was in his trailer while they were filming this movie thinking to himself "I wish Guillermo was directing this shit instead"

[@jakelowang4132]

He actually did all shot where he's not talking in the film are shot with the stunt double.

[@mattcritchley5670]

Actually he was in his trailer getting incredibly stoned and leaving notes to the crew and director signed 'Blade'.

[@Schwartzbruder1]

Blade was exceptionally well at telling humans apart from vamps in the first movie. Outright saving someone in the middle of a chaotic club fight

[@gizmo8760]

When I saw this, I was wondering by Blade is a guest star in his own movie.

[@LazyninjaxLNX]

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[@LazyninjaxLNX]

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[@LazyninjaxLNX]

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[@DracoPadilla]

@@LazyninjaxLNX Are you alright?

[@Locked0Out]

They needed to find a way to make Blade more about white people

[@saturn580]

2:48 Calling someone else dumb after deliberately getting yourself staked is definitely a sin.

[@blackSUAAAVE]

Another sin: In the final battle with Drake, Blade was getting dusted, yet there's not one scratch on him or his clothing. No battle damage whatsoever.

[@BooshMeBaby]

6:20 Blade didn't go Super Saiyan. Yesterday was leg day and doing that one extra squat nearly broke him.

[@Aziraphale686]

I've never seen someone phone it in as hard as Whistler does in this movie. It's extraordinary, really.

[@michaelmurley487]

If I knew I was being written out of the story and the rest of the script was comedic trash, I’d probably phone it in too.

[@MisterFael]

I always found the "vampire flipping off the sun" shot hilarious for some reason.

[@omenjesus1]

@Jose Larios III but werewolves tend to revel in the moonlight. that makes little sense. the sun literally kills vamps. it'd have to be a werewolf that hates being a werewolf i guess

[@bi1itis]

@Jose Larios III We're werewolves, not swearwolves!

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817]

@@omenjesus1 Typically werewolves do hate what they are, not only is the transformation painful but it's overall just an inconvenience to be a dog, in most stories it's viewed as a curse.

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

Got a deadpool 2 ad on this video 😂 double Ryan Reynolds

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Ryan Reynolds is always a win...wait. Wrong channel.

[@Dargonhuman]

Double the pleasure, double the fun! Ryan Reynolds, yum!

[@metalxcorereviews6842]

Lol no way.

[@tyronenewsom3047]

"Put Triple H in a nap instead, where he can dream of having The Rock's career and Flintstones chewable steroids." You didn't have to shit on him THAT hard!

[@kevinfox500]

"Arrows can't fly that way." Intake it you don't ever watch the Outdoor Channel, as, on the show Impossible Shots, someone did a t bank ricochet shot with a bow and arrow, using sheets of plywood. Last strike, on the target was at close to 90 degrees. So yes, it can in fact, be done. Not easy, but also not impossible.

[@notme57812]

Ryan Reynolds was deadpool before he was deadpool

[@spencerstroda783]

I was thinking exactly the same thing, cadence and everything already mastered. Well, at least in the bits shown here, I haven't seen Blade Trinity in years.

[@Deathpool_04]

Spencer Stroda This movie was basically his audition to play Deadpool. Even some FOX employee told him about how similar he played Hannibal King to Deadpool. This guy told him he should play Deadpool.

[@Dargonhuman]

There's a reason Ryan has been called "The man who was born to play Deadpool" in the first movie's marketing.

[@Saint_nobody]

Ryan Pool was DeadReynolds before DeadReynolds was Ryan Pool?

[@tueemsyhu4846]

Basically!!

[@keenanjohnson1296]

The one way to stop blade... A tax form.

[@slum7448]

Lol

[@UncleJackOnline]

that made me chuckle

[@WEndro333]

Too bad no vampire was working at the IRS.

[@trashrabbit69]

Who says the IRS _aren't_ already vampires?

[@SpliTSideZ]

Lmao you're foul for that

[@Charsept]

2:37 "How dull is this blade?" You had fun with that one didn't you :P

[@Dre648beast]

"BLADE, IS IT THE MOON" that had me laughing hard

[@kungfew1396]

You missed the one about the blind chick who can somehow read computer screens!

[@thepoeticbutcher3370]

kung Few .....ahhhhhh, yes. Great catch.

[@JoRujero]

They keyboard is shown to have braille keys.

[@TFHDeathUA33]

@@JoRujero Which means she can type into it. Doesn't explain how she can read off the screen.

[@Adenfall]

blind people can read computer screens there are ways to set up a computer for them to read. There's a show called Covert Affairs which goes into it where they have a computer analyst who is great at his job and is blind

[@recca01982]

@@Adenfall Maybe,.... but also keep in mind this was released 2004 a good 12 years before that show lol

[@starbrand3726]

You missed the magical disappearing broken glass. After Blade jumps through the police station window, there is shattered glass on the ground everywhere. But, when he and the crew are rescued by the guy in the SUV there is no glass on the ground at all.

[@Dargonhuman]

The janitor is super good at his job?

[@VanRocCarMor]

From Hannibal Kane in Blade to R.I.P.D. ghost to Wade Wilson with his mouth sewn shut in Wolverine to Green Lantern to finally getting it right in Deadpool. You've come a long way from Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place Mr. Reynolds.

[@Jonics18]

You left out Van Wilder.

[@kevinking2556]

Hannibal king not kane

[@anthognome]

Other names that would have worked: Blade: Trident, Blade: Trigonometry, Blade: Triathlete, Blade: Trimester, Blade: Tricycle.

[@calblake7883]

I réal l'y Walt to see Blade: Triceratops.

[@CJ-dk3im]

@Anthony S/ OR, I don't know, Blade 3 maybe?

[@CJ-dk3im]

@JO Co/ LMBO Oh OK. I see what this is! Blade Trilobite, Blade Triathlon, Blade Thrice, Blade Tetrahedron.

[@AxeKick80]

...Blade: Triassic, Blade: Triplets, Blade: Triskaidekaphobia...

[@CJ-dk3im]

@AxeKick80/ LMBO @Blade Triskaidekaphobia!

[@guavanectarforever]

Mildly interesting fact: The movies have been filmed in Vancouver since the original. My father was one of Wesley Snipes’ security personnel while shooting the first one.

[@SlayerRunefrost]

Really? Cuz I was pretty sure that not only was the second one actually shot in Prague but that del Toro insisted that it be. Could be wrong though.

[@YelleHughes]

I don't care how many critics pan this movie, I found it highly entertaining and I laughed my ass off. Especially whenever Hannibal trolled Danica. "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo... is ridiculous."

[@imperfectxennial3008]

Better than the second film. But neither beat the first film.

[@mikewarnke404]

Yelle Hughes yup.

[@masterpiecelacquers2766]

Entertaining if you are a fan of the series yes, if not no. If you are gonna take someone out for mexican food if they are on the fence about mexican food you dont take them to Taco Bell.

[@tuckercochran3049]

I agree. This film isn’t that bad.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

It's great haha! Yeah people can bitch but it's better than the vast majority of action shlock All 3 are solid, it doesn't have the style of Guillermo's but it's a lot of fun, and I like the human squad after the vamp one in 2 Plus, since Reynolds has loved Deadpool since the mid 2000s he was already channeling him in this I'd totally forgotten Patton was in this He was pretty funny in the recent RLM best of the worst

[@marcellisgillis]

The most underrated black marvel super hero..

[@micdrop344]

Marcellis Gillis, why the hell does the color matter? I know people didn't care when the movies were originally made and nothings different now, except people think color matters to your identity, which it doesn't.

[@nobody5093]

It doesn't as long as the actor fits the part

[@jesusmora9379]

blade is not a superhero, he's an antihero, like punisher, moonknight or hyperion.

[@brentage5000]

Spawn isn't Marvel

[@marcellisgillis]

Cousin Dickhead So is he not black?? And is he not an underrated hero or anit hero or whatever you wanna say?? That's all I'm saying

[@Donnie121]

Omg!!! Blade going Super Saiyan is fucking hilarious!!!

[@cadillacdeville5828]

HaHa " How dull is this Blade"...good job.

[@kaabiiboy6513]

I just realised what the joke was when I read your comment. It really went over my head in the video Timestamp is 2:33

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Kaabiiboy Lmao....

[@GREYautumnalTWILIGHT]

thanks! I totally would have missed that joke without your comment

[@philingrouille7198]

In Blade's defence, Nomak was immune to silver in the last movie, so the human guy he got framed killing wouldn't have been entirely obvious to him.

[@xancarter1927]

You know, I bought the Blade movies in a Blade 4 pack. Are we just gonna forget the fourth one? Actually, when I think about it, let's do just that!

[@YugiohMaster1987]

Huh?

[@DanMac1]

What?

[@ericlucas1]

Are you talking about the blade tv series?

[@WritingKnightsPress]

The fourth one was just a "cinematic" version of the "best" moments of the beginning of the series. I don't think it really meshed with the first three.

[@mynameisonethatcant9]

4th? WTF??

[@AssassinKing19]

9:11 not sinning triple h over here for waiting so long to pull the arrow out of his head ?

[@Crovax]

He knows how to sell

[@alteregoivy]

Speaking of Wesley Snipes, you guys should do "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". C'mon, it'll be fabulous!!

[@air03man]

Brought to you by "deadpool 2" in theaters this Friday feat a bonus end credit scene

[@LukeyD88]

Cinema Sins: What was wrong with Blade Trinity? Thanos: Everything!!!

[@Tayter144]

“Such grimacing. So emotion” 😂😂

[@AnnesSoo]

Everything wrong with Constantine !

[@peaceofclay890]

How dull is this Blade?

[@tueemsyhu4846]

How DULL are YOU?!!

[@dgamelion3478]

Why do I feel like that is a pun?

[@cameronmorgan8495]

I can not cut cheese with it if that helps you.

[@basedcheech883]

😂😂😂

[@snatchadams69]

It's definitely in the blunt department..

[@tatersalad76]

OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY DID IT! Thank you Cinemasins!😁

[@jekebe4858]

Sentence: Death by Ultraviolet... damn man, cruel and unusual to make them watch THAT.

[@harrodharrod5239]

13:26 unless she's doing some serious tweaking to the bow between shots, the scene is completely bogus, because compound bows are made specifically so that the draw strength is exactly the same with each shot.

[@diamondsnake1273]

9:02 Vampire chick learn from Tommy Wiseau's school of acting

[@spacepotato5524]

Lmfao

[@tobznoobs]

I hope he did not hit her.

[@michaelryall5752]

That actress was nominated for several golden globes for her acting. Life is funny sometimes

[@sugarnads]

I thought she was trying to outtraceylords tracey lords... Did that make sense? It did in my head.

[@Dargonhuman]

He did not hit her. He did not! She was tearing him apart! ... Oh hai Mark!

[@Jrodimus]

"How dull is this Blade?“ This is why I watch this channel.

[@robinthrush9672]

For the _cutting_ remarks?

[@VenroResai]

"Thunderc*unts Hooooooo!" is now my favorite CinemaSins moment of all time.

[@TheCstar07]

I have always assumed the purpose of the earphones scene was to show how toned Jessica Biel's arms are. I enjoyed that scene a lot!

[@thetute59]

5:48 that "data erasing sin" is top notch. Prolly my favourite line out of all the cinemasins videos.

[@mypal1990]

*Flintstones chewable steroids* I laughed way too harder that I should've.

[@TheBorgCollective]

That sentence was a wild ride from start to finish

[@lokishadownerd]

"Thundercunts HOOOOO" had me dying

[@G-Unit1111]

Awesome band, I heard they were great at Coachella!

[@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1]

6:16 *Yellling Angraly* -unnecessary squat- Me: Laughing

[@clearspira]

Back in Blade 1 and 2, it required super strength to go hand to hand with vamps. Now in 3, 90 pound woman can do it whilst listening to an ipod. No wonder there was never a 4.

[@Doctor_Odin]

clearspira well you can blame Marvel for that they tighten the reins on their intellectual property which caused an inconsistency in the overall tone of the movie series. Where they went from horror-movie protagonist to Urban underground superhero. Which didn't go over so well with fans of the movie series. And this is also what pre Disney Marvel had a nasty habit of doing when a Marvel based movie property became popular. they try to make it closer to the comics which fucks up the consistency. They should have kept it the same as number 1 it needed to stay a horror movie series not a comic book movie series.

[@robanzzz5124]

also doesn't help that snipes got sent to jail too

[@snatchadams69]

Not only that but the airborne vamp disease would have put a 4th film in jeopardy..

[@Cysubtor_8vb]

Also heard that they were hoping to setup a spinoff movie, so they tried too hard to make them equal to Blade, which was part of the reason Snipes was acting up during filming.

[@pwners4u]

well in the blade universe humans do fight unnatural but her character isn't a comic book one, its like how punisher can role with the midnight sons and not get killed within 1 second as he has no devil, magic, vampire or werewolf shit helping him like the rest

[@youngprophet441]

“This really might be a Deadpool prequel” oooh boy let me tell you 😂 especially after Deadpool & Wolverine👀 9:53

[@DW-vl2wi]

10:55 oxygen + acetylene welding/brazing flame comes out above 6000F. That color of the beam is also accurate, but the thing is you wouldn't be able to just look at it without hurting your eyes.

[@omarbeal6823]

Did Blade Just Go Super Saiyan 😂

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

Hilfuckinglarious 😂

[@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln]

Probably!, because the black race are very much, like the saiyan's,& x-men. I'm just...saiyan. Most of us, if not all of us, love a good fight.

[@silvarace]

anger squatting the pain away

[@tonyacosta4574]

His hair didn't turn color

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

Lame weeb. Anime sucks.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Sure, that police station's personnel is routinely lazy when it comes to verifying the credentials of random people entering said police station with questionable badges, but they absolutely hit the bull's eye with those extremely entertaining work-friendly video game level halls that allow arrows to randomly bounce off walls and ricochet head first in any direction so as to keep all employees on their toes regarding possible arrows that may penetrate their chests at any time.

[@ShaydFrosT]

This sentence is way too long.

[@epicdude1157]

Happy Cinemasins day everyone

[@epicdude1157]

For all who care I'm back after loosing wifi due to a move

[@Saint_nobody]

What's this? Another made up holiday, on Rusev Day of all times... Smdh

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

sucks Wesley had so many issues on set and the tax stuffthat shows in this movieBlade was the first Afro-centric comic book film until Black Panther but many dismiss that entirely since it was 20 years agothe first two films are fun and it's a shame it fizzled out the way it did

[@imperfectxennial3008]

Snipes I heard was furious he got to share roughly the same amount of screen time as Ryan and Jess. I commented in the original movies cinema sins video that other actors say he is an asshole IRL.

[@mainsmain]

Pretty sure the first black guy comics movie was Spawn

[@cullenseago1519]

Definitely spawn came out before this...

[@dbzdezz1]

but not comic wise tho

[@Rubrick23.]

@@mainsmain but blade was a way bigger comics and he was marvel universe....McFarlane cheated. Spawn was a spider man rip off only better if that makes any seance. Plus Wesley was a A list actor when blade came out.

[@erintoney7137]

Wesley Snipes did this for a check. It felt like he had 3 lines.

[@mattcritchley5670]

Actually a lot of the Ryan Reynolds lines were meant to be Blade. Wesley Snipes proved to be so stoned for most of the production though that they couldn't get the work out of him. That's why there are a lot of moments where Reynolds talks and Blade is standing there looking 'sinister'... aka trying to not fall over.

[@erintoney7137]

@@mattcritchley5670 wow really? So Ryan basically had to fill the empty silence when Wesley was supposed to be talking.

[@JR-ju3kj]

I like Blade:Trinity but it I always felt like Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King and Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler stole the movie. Snipes as Blade seemed more like a supporting character in his own movie.

[@kennykiller]

YEA! EARN THAT PAYCHECK TY....wait...

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Well funny enough about 4:22, underworld took all that guns and political sabotage from vampire the masquerade and the world of darkness series of table top games which was made when Anne Rice Vampires & The Gary Oldman Dracula were the flavor of vampire popular and they had very rave-ish and underground based feeding parties with familiars/ghouls .

[@czthjvv]

Best vampire game and RPG game of all time!

[@Tadhg2341]

Yet another great video to satisfy my procrastination

[@supermysticsonic2]

I actually liked Deadpool in this movie

[@Dargonhuman]

Deadpool was about the only thing likable in this movie. Everything else was just... ehhh....

[@M..n..M]

Man, the "Ultraviolet" sentence is absolute genius! I can't tell you how much it made me laugh!

[@valerieperrero9163]

I actually choked on my coffee at the "Whistler's daughter" joke. Art puns FTW!

[@RedMist06]

No one gonna bring up “Hannibal Lecture”? lol

[@HunterX05]

Dracula changes name to Drake instead of Alucard *DING*

[@Deathpool_04]

Hunter X05 Or Dr. Acula lol

[@Dargonhuman]

What's he a doctor of? "Hematology." Oh right, yea, that makes sense.

[@pwners4u]

well in the comics drake is the name used as the Dracula family after Draculas son is good and changes the family name, they just used that in the movie for Dracula himself

[@cinemagraphic6324]

Alucard is too obvious! *DING.*

[@blackderby80]

''Alucard' is a cheesy video game/anime thing. This movie takes itself way too seriously to use a silly name like that.

[@Dori1703]

I loved Parker Posey in this movie. Her character is epic 😁

[@Kwahnito1]

“It’s literally part of the design to go straight. As an arrow” 😂😂

[@phantomzone2725]

"How dull is this Blade?" I need this question on a T-shirt now

[@TheBlaze22b]

Shawshank Redemption pls

[@Wieselkatze]

The Blade movies are pretty okay in my opinion. Better than most action movies

[@reddragon0624]

Wieselkatze first two maybe.

[@monks311]

Compare to today, nope. Not even close. But back in the day? *OH YEAH!*

[@Wieselkatze]

Rudy Flores havent seen many actions movies in the last few years, so I cant really tell

[@shaheedsimon24]

I'd say the first & second. The third, I didn't really like

[@archangel5740]

Wieselkatze yeah I manage to like all three of them.

[@abigailstandish4143]

6:17 I just visualized Blade actually going Super Saiyan

[@robinthrush9672]

Super Bladan

[@derrickcunningham7462]

The squat after kills me every time lol

[@Olkv3D]

Ahhhhhh... it's refreshing to see topical humor still relevant @6:41

[@vakinlotan]

6:17 when I wake up and go to fridge to get my leftovers and realize that someone ate it while I was asleep.

[@blackSUAAAVE]

I know, right. You got your mouth all ready to taste whatever, and some dipshit eats it....what a rip.

[@tomtucker9426]

I never understood why people wanted to eat food thats been touched and handled maybe even coughed in by someone else

[@Sinsults]

I agree with pretty much everything except the vampire aging thing. Most vampires in the blade movies are like, 200th generation or something, so of course they won’t be as powerful as a vampire created directly by Dracula. Maybe she wouldn’t age at all if he turned her. Alternatively he could just be lying.

[@phillyjackson45]

Still lobbying for Blade in the MCU or even a Midnight Sons

[@twixandothertrixes]

Hey Cinema sins can you please sin Blazing Saddles or Ferris Bullers day off? I know older movies but hey can’t get enough of them!

[@WaifuJujuu]

"Oreo thins and prostitutes" killed me lol

[@williamwinder3466]

13:50 Modern vampires age, not the ones sired by the OG himself.

[@rasheedqe]

I lost it when he said Triple H took a nap and dreamed he had the rock's career and chewable steroids.

[@ga3530]

One more : triple H waits until he’s at the table (9:20 in ) to REMOVE THE ARROW ...

[@guyincognito5320]

Still a better story than Twilight.

[@tb109987]

Although this is the pettiest channel on KZbin, you gotta respect the work he puts in to all of these videos.

[@kriscollins2437]

"So he can dream of having The Rock's career" lmfao oh man

[@caffeineadvocate]

Everything wrong with Commando. What are you waiting for?

[@daddyhavoc3931]

caffeineadvocate I could’ve sworn he did one for Predator. I fucking Mandela Effected myself

[@tootyfrooty7604]

Nothing is wrong with Commando! REEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@napalmkitty6686]

But that's impossible

[@iare19]

Tooty Frooty these paper buildings in the end are pretty fucking funny tho :D

[@willarrington3188]

All the impossible shit Arnold does in commando ur crazy no matter how much we love the movie lol

[@tootyfrooty7604]

Apparently this trilogy doesn't count as a black lead actor or Black Comic Book Hero?

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

it shouldn´t count, mostly because no one gives a shit if the hero is black or not

[@Dargonhuman]

R.A.F GattaiGuy That's because these movies were made before all this identity politics b.s. went mainstream and we just watched movies without worrying over every way someone could be offended by them.

[@robinthrush9672]

Nor did Catwoman, Steel, Spawn, Meteor Man, or Blank Man.

[@derrickcunningham7462]

Black dynamite will forever be the best black movie hero. 😂

[@LadyTanyaNY]

A Comment - I get what you're saying, but I still think it's a bit unfair not to give Blade credit. They were good movies (not so much this one, of course).

[@2face60]

Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey killed blade trinity. Their characters combined was like an atomic stink bomb. Oh and the guy that played the worlds worst Dracula.

[@Shank5ter]

When HHH is the second best actor in your movie, you fucked up

[@-MrFozzy-]

He really WAS perhaps THE world Dracula put to film. They absolutely gave zero sh*ts with him…I’m all for unconventional new takes on characters but he just looked like a guy named Brian…

[@sirg-had8821]

They got the blind chick to watch the security monitors. That sums it all up.

[@artu2302]

Kind of mad you voiced over "have you tried the lobby?" Arguably best line in the whole movie

[@Grenadreams]

Only one triple H joke? That's odd.

[@Saint_nobody]

Its all about the game and how you play it.

[@OSUBucknuts55]

Acidic Æsthetics and if you can take it

[@snatchadams69]

At least the pedigree of the joke was good...

[@jaimie-leehall4582]

"Did Blade just go Super Saiyan?" Nooooooooooo no no someone come pick me up off the floor

[@jimb.7523]

"Thursday: Sins of a mystery involving at least one or two animals." *Murder on the Pony Express?*

[@corbinestep5102]

Jim B. Also Pink Panther film?

[@joeydecesari8211]

Jim B. Scooby doo

[@andrealonso1636]

Jeremy, you are awesome! I have a tradition, first of all I see movie using Boxxy software, and then I come here to listen your funny commentaries. Thank you for your great work!

[@jamesroper4952]

I honestly think that Wesley Snipes' attitude during the production of this movie was totally justified.

[@RoDiggityDangit79]

I agree

[@EndCreditReviews]

Do everything wrong with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor!

[@lutherstein1928]

I want my "Everything wrong with The World's End" 🍻

[@davindamico1759]

Water please

[@RaptorJesus.]

Half as hot as the sun? why is jessica biel talking about herself in the 3rd person? :)

[@imperfectxennial3008]

Boom. Best comment I read all day.

[@ajarthis1602]

Damn, I forgot Green Lantern wasn't the first superhero movie Ryan Reynolds helped screw up. And since Blade is a Marvel character (though this is a Warner movie) he managed to screw up two Marvel movies and one DC movie, that's gotta be some kind of record!

[@SlayerRunefrost]

Ok, first of all, RR was literally the only good thing in this movie. Secondly, he didn't do anything to screw up Wolverine Origins, you're blaming the actor for the writing. Ok sure, him agreeing to play Deadpool in Wolverine could be considered a contribution to the ruination of the film but I think he more than made up for it with Deadpool 1&2. If fact, that's WHY we even got the Deadpool movies. After all the backlash that Wolverine got (Deadpool's portrayal in particular) RR went and read literally dozens of Deadpool comics and said "omg, I helped destroy this character. I got to make it right" thus putting up his own money to get the Deadpool movie made. So, even though you can't really blame him for Wolverine's portrayal of Deadpool, any small blame anyone COULD find in it, has been totally wiped from his slate. Also, Green Lantern WAS total shit but again, can't blame the actor for shit writing. Just like as bad as Batman and Robin is, you can't blame George Clooney for it. He just played the role how it was written, same with Reynolds in Green Lantern.

[@cjkalandek996]

My problems with this film. 1. It's too campy and juvenile compared to the first two. I mean, the first 2 had some juvenile things in them, but they were pretty minimal and focused on the badass stuff. 2. While I acknowledge they needed a "Dracula" that could fit in the universe of this dark comic book style franchise, they handled all that so poorly. And Dominic Purcell? REALLY?! I mean, I like him as Rory in _Legends of Tomorrow,_ but he was clearly miscast in this role. 3. Is it me or does the movie look ugly? Or, at least, ugly compared to the first 2?

[@Yukinoomoni]

BLADE, IS IT THE MOON?!?!?!

[@thirsten55]

....still love this movie.

[@tueemsyhu4846]

Yeah, it is Funny and entertaining.😊😈👍

[@phatmantv]

I H8 YOU!

[@kingramessesii1171]

Sin 105 did he call her Leggylas, you can do that!

[@skullmaster6415]

Sin 104 but whatever

[@synyzal772]

3:30 one of the most legitimate sins I've seen pointed out in awhile

[@HAHAKERPLUNKNOISE]

"This movie does not have an ending" Misses the ending where drake is still alive and blade rides into the sunset