Everything Wrong With Blade: Trinity In 16 Minutes Or Less

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6 жыл бұрын

Here is yet another not-great Marvel movie with Ryan Reynolds that predates Deadpool. As Marvel movies go... it's pretty bleh. As vampire movies go... it's also pretty bleh. But Blade: Trinity does have plenty of sins!
Thursday: Sins of a mystery involving at least one or two animals.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@mnk9073
@mnk9073 6 жыл бұрын
It's finally time to appreciate and pay respect to Ryan Reynold's decade of dedication to play 90% of all his characters in movies as Deadpool so when somebody would finally get around to make an actual Deadpool movie, the only actor everyone could think of to play Deadpool would be Ryan. He basically pulled an Inception on the whole world, praise him!
@rsalbreiter
@rsalbreiter Жыл бұрын
This movie is what Deadpool on his radar
@notkyle9204
@notkyle9204 Жыл бұрын
Yea, story goes apparently someone told him he was acting like Deadpool in this movie and Ryan Reynolds didn’t know who that was and started looking into him and he was trying to get a Deadpool movie made ever since
@jobywills3619
@jobywills3619 Жыл бұрын
They picked him because he was Wade Wilson in Wolverine Origins in an attempt at continuity and fan service. They wanted to bridge the MCU with the Sony Marvel Universe from X-Men and the Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield Spider Man films.
@notkyle9204
@notkyle9204 Жыл бұрын
@@jobywills3619 x men origins wolverine came out like 5 years after blade trinity
@jobywills3619
@jobywills3619 Жыл бұрын
@@notkyle9204 yeah and origins came out like 8 years before Deadpool in both he plays the merc with a mouth. There is a gag in origins where Stryker complains about his mouth and eventually calls him the Deadpool experiment with all the powers of the mutants from the original team, but his mouth is sealed shut and he's basically a cyborg.
@nameless5413
@nameless5413 5 жыл бұрын
in first Blade movie the opening narration explains vampires: they move differently, they smell differently. Blade would not have been fooled by human with fake teeth because of that. Did they forget everything the first movie setup?
@shermarke5619
@shermarke5619 3 жыл бұрын
Ya so TRUUU
@jrbrown9873
@jrbrown9873 3 жыл бұрын
Goyer was an A-Hole
@jongon0848
@jongon0848 3 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that Wesley Snipes was in his trailer while they were filming this movie thinking to himself "I wish Guillermo was directing this shit instead"
@jakelowang4132
@jakelowang4132 3 жыл бұрын
He actually did all shot where he's not talking in the film are shot with the stunt double.
@mattcritchley5670
@mattcritchley5670 3 жыл бұрын
Actually he was in his trailer getting incredibly stoned and leaving notes to the crew and director signed 'Blade'.
@gizmo8760
@gizmo8760 6 жыл бұрын
When I saw this, I was wondering by Blade is a guest star in his own movie.
@LazyninjaxLNX
@LazyninjaxLNX 3 жыл бұрын
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@LazyninjaxLNX
@LazyninjaxLNX 3 жыл бұрын
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@LazyninjaxLNX 3 жыл бұрын
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@DracoPadilla
@DracoPadilla 3 жыл бұрын
@@LazyninjaxLNX Are you alright?
@Locked0Out
@Locked0Out 3 жыл бұрын
They needed to find a way to make Blade more about white people
@Schwartzbruder1
@Schwartzbruder1 6 жыл бұрын
Blade was exceptionally well at telling humans apart from vamps in the first movie. Outright saving someone in the middle of a chaotic club fight
@SnowyWolborg
@SnowyWolborg 6 жыл бұрын
Probably the worst thing about this movie was the fact that David Goyer seem to be trying to appeal to a teenage audience. And that's really not what Blade is about. His roots are grounded in supernatural horror, and trying to insert so much juvenile slapstick really ruined the tone of this film. Not only that, the plot was just garbage. Drake had no reason to be here because he had no real plan and had no driving force to combat the main character. He just existed. This movie was doomed from the start.
@Dave1507
@Dave1507 4 жыл бұрын
You might have missed the fact that drake was brought there, he didn't come voluntarily, so why would he have a plan for anything?
@SnowyWolborg
@SnowyWolborg 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dave1507 Not an excuse from a writing POV.
@Space_ranger118
@Space_ranger118 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dave1507 he’d been awake for months already he should’ve started plotting on how to kill the man killin his people
@carsonhunt4642
@carsonhunt4642 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, didn’t like the wise cracks from Ryan reynolds in this one. 1-2 already had funny lines, delivered perfectly. 3 was mostly Ryan making immature remarks that seemed trying too hard to be funny
@franciscodanconia4324
@franciscodanconia4324 Жыл бұрын
Well, this will probably be better than the Disney version.
@cthomas622
@cthomas622 6 жыл бұрын
Not to nitpick a nitpick but Blade not knowing that dude was human is total BS. It's established in the first one he can differentiate between the two as they smell and move differently. This movie's just trash
@Mudoh415
@Mudoh415 5 жыл бұрын
He was honestly probably so pissed at this point that he had stopped caring. He knew the series was doomed as soon as Goyer handed him the script.
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 4 жыл бұрын
Haha they've always been total fun shlock, who cares? As if 2 followed the rules either? All 3 are just entertaining, and still better than most action shlock like transformers I just think it's so funny when Whistler dies and blade goes super Saiyan he does that weird squat hahaha
@idrinkmilk282
@idrinkmilk282 4 жыл бұрын
@Nate Jones because pay check and who cares beyond that?
@Faust98
@Faust98 4 жыл бұрын
Your mom is trash
@notmyrealname453
@notmyrealname453 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, give the movie a break. You can't expect David S. Goyer to remember something that he himself wrote.
@saturn580
@saturn580 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 Calling someone else dumb after deliberately getting yourself staked is definitely a sin.
@user-ns3vs3bp3e
@user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 жыл бұрын
Got a deadpool 2 ad on this video 😂 double Ryan Reynolds
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds is always a win...wait. Wrong channel.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
Double the pleasure, double the fun! Ryan Reynolds, yum!
@metalxcorereviews6842
@metalxcorereviews6842 4 жыл бұрын
Lol no way.
@Aziraphale686
@Aziraphale686 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone phone it in as hard as Whistler does in this movie. It's extraordinary, really.
@Dre648beast
@Dre648beast 3 жыл бұрын
"BLADE, IS IT THE MOON" that had me laughing hard
@tyronenewsom3047
@tyronenewsom3047 6 жыл бұрын
"Put Triple H in a nap instead, where he can dream of having The Rock's career and Flintstones chewable steroids." You didn't have to shit on him THAT hard!
@keenanjohnson1296
@keenanjohnson1296 6 жыл бұрын
The one way to stop blade... A tax form.
@slum7448
@slum7448 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@UncleJackOnline
@UncleJackOnline 6 жыл бұрын
that made me chuckle
@WEndro333
@WEndro333 6 жыл бұрын
Too bad no vampire was working at the IRS.
@trashrabbit69
@trashrabbit69 6 жыл бұрын
Who says the IRS _aren't_ already vampires?
@SpliTSideZ
@SpliTSideZ 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao you're foul for that
@MisterFael
@MisterFael 6 жыл бұрын
I always found the "vampire flipping off the sun" shot hilarious for some reason.
@omenjesus1
@omenjesus1 4 жыл бұрын
@Jose Larios III but werewolves tend to revel in the moonlight. that makes little sense. the sun literally kills vamps. it'd have to be a werewolf that hates being a werewolf i guess
@bi1itis
@bi1itis 4 жыл бұрын
@Jose Larios III We're werewolves, not swearwolves!
@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 3 жыл бұрын
@@omenjesus1 Typically werewolves do hate what they are, not only is the transformation painful but it's overall just an inconvenience to be a dog, in most stories it's viewed as a curse.
@kungfew1396
@kungfew1396 6 жыл бұрын
You missed the one about the blind chick who can somehow read computer screens!
@thepoeticbutcher3370
@thepoeticbutcher3370 6 жыл бұрын
kung Few .....ahhhhhh, yes. Great catch.
@JoRujero
@JoRujero 4 жыл бұрын
They keyboard is shown to have braille keys.
@TFHDeathUA33
@TFHDeathUA33 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoRujero Which means she can type into it. Doesn't explain how she can read off the screen.
@Adenfall
@Adenfall 4 жыл бұрын
blind people can read computer screens there are ways to set up a computer for them to read. There's a show called Covert Affairs which goes into it where they have a computer analyst who is great at his job and is blind
@recca01982
@recca01982 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adenfall Maybe,.... but also keep in mind this was released 2004 a good 12 years before that show lol
@blackSUAAAVE
@blackSUAAAVE 4 жыл бұрын
Another sin: In the final battle with Drake, Blade was getting dusted, yet there's not one scratch on him or his clothing. No battle damage whatsoever.
@notme57812
@notme57812 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds was deadpool before he was deadpool
@spencerstroda783
@spencerstroda783 6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking exactly the same thing, cadence and everything already mastered. Well, at least in the bits shown here, I haven't seen Blade Trinity in years.
@Deathpool_04
@Deathpool_04 6 жыл бұрын
Spencer Stroda This movie was basically his audition to play Deadpool. Even some FOX employee told him about how similar he played Hannibal King to Deadpool. This guy told him he should play Deadpool.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
There's a reason Ryan has been called "The man who was born to play Deadpool" in the first movie's marketing.
@Saint_nobody
@Saint_nobody 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Pool was DeadReynolds before DeadReynolds was Ryan Pool?
@tueemsyhu4846
@tueemsyhu4846 6 жыл бұрын
Basically!!
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 6 жыл бұрын
HaHa " How dull is this Blade"...good job.
@kaabiiboy6513
@kaabiiboy6513 6 жыл бұрын
I just realised what the joke was when I read your comment. It really went over my head in the video Timestamp is 2:33
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 6 жыл бұрын
Kaabiiboy Lmao....
@GREYautumnalTWILIGHT
@GREYautumnalTWILIGHT 6 жыл бұрын
thanks! I totally would have missed that joke without your comment
@Tayter144
@Tayter144 5 жыл бұрын
“Such grimacing. So emotion” 😂😂
@BooshMeBaby
@BooshMeBaby 5 жыл бұрын
6:20 Blade didn't go Super Saiyan. Yesterday was leg day and doing that one extra squat nearly broke him.
@Donnie121
@Donnie121 6 жыл бұрын
Omg!!! Blade going Super Saiyan is fucking hilarious!!!
@starbrand3726
@starbrand3726 6 жыл бұрын
You missed the magical disappearing broken glass. After Blade jumps through the police station window, there is shattered glass on the ground everywhere. But, when he and the crew are rescued by the guy in the SUV there is no glass on the ground at all.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
The janitor is super good at his job?
@erintoney7137
@erintoney7137 3 жыл бұрын
Wesley Snipes did this for a check. It felt like he had 3 lines.
@mattcritchley5670
@mattcritchley5670 3 жыл бұрын
Actually a lot of the Ryan Reynolds lines were meant to be Blade. Wesley Snipes proved to be so stoned for most of the production though that they couldn't get the work out of him. That's why there are a lot of moments where Reynolds talks and Blade is standing there looking 'sinister'... aka trying to not fall over.
@erintoney7137
@erintoney7137 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattcritchley5670 wow really? So Ryan basically had to fill the empty silence when Wesley was supposed to be talking.
@JR-ju3kj
@JR-ju3kj 3 жыл бұрын
I like Blade:Trinity but it I always felt like Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King and Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler stole the movie. Snipes as Blade seemed more like a supporting character in his own movie.
@kennykiller
@kennykiller Жыл бұрын
YEA! EARN THAT PAYCHECK TY....wait...
@guavanectarforever
@guavanectarforever 4 жыл бұрын
Mildly interesting fact: The movies have been filmed in Vancouver since the original. My father was one of Wesley Snipes’ security personnel while shooting the first one.
@SlayerRunefrost
@SlayerRunefrost 3 жыл бұрын
Really? Cuz I was pretty sure that not only was the second one actually shot in Prague but that del Toro insisted that it be. Could be wrong though.
@VanRocCarMor
@VanRocCarMor 6 жыл бұрын
From Hannibal Kane in Blade to R.I.P.D. ghost to Wade Wilson with his mouth sewn shut in Wolverine to Green Lantern to finally getting it right in Deadpool. You've come a long way from Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place Mr. Reynolds.
@Jonics18
@Jonics18 2 жыл бұрын
You left out Van Wilder.
@kevinking2556
@kevinking2556 8 ай бұрын
Hannibal king not kane
@Charsept
@Charsept 6 жыл бұрын
2:37 "How dull is this blade?" You had fun with that one didn't you :P
@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 6 жыл бұрын
6:16 *Yellling Angraly* -unnecessary squat- Me: Laughing
@marcellisgillis
@marcellisgillis 6 жыл бұрын
The most underrated black marvel super hero..
@micdrop344
@micdrop344 6 жыл бұрын
Marcellis Gillis, why the hell does the color matter? I know people didn't care when the movies were originally made and nothings different now, except people think color matters to your identity, which it doesn't.
@nobody5093
@nobody5093 6 жыл бұрын
It doesn't as long as the actor fits the part
@jesusmora9379
@jesusmora9379 6 жыл бұрын
blade is not a superhero, he's an antihero, like punisher, moonknight or hyperion.
@brentage5000
@brentage5000 6 жыл бұрын
Spawn isn't Marvel
@marcellisgillis
@marcellisgillis 6 жыл бұрын
Cousin Dickhead So is he not black?? And is he not an underrated hero or anit hero or whatever you wanna say?? That's all I'm saying
@omarbeal6823
@omarbeal6823 6 жыл бұрын
Did Blade Just Go Super Saiyan 😂
@wisconsinlonnie4143
@wisconsinlonnie4143 5 жыл бұрын
Hilfuckinglarious 😂
@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln
@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln 5 жыл бұрын
Probably!, because the black race are very much, like the saiyan's,& x-men. I'm just...saiyan. Most of us, if not all of us, love a good fight.
@silvarace
@silvarace 4 жыл бұрын
anger squatting the pain away
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 4 жыл бұрын
His hair didn't turn color
@JohnDoe-vn1we
@JohnDoe-vn1we 4 жыл бұрын
Lame weeb. Anime sucks.
@kevinfox500
@kevinfox500 4 жыл бұрын
"Arrows can't fly that way." Intake it you don't ever watch the Outdoor Channel, as, on the show Impossible Shots, someone did a t bank ricochet shot with a bow and arrow, using sheets of plywood. Last strike, on the target was at close to 90 degrees. So yes, it can in fact, be done. Not easy, but also not impossible.
@YelleHughes
@YelleHughes 6 жыл бұрын
I don't care how many critics pan this movie, I found it highly entertaining and I laughed my ass off. Especially whenever Hannibal trolled Danica. "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo... is ridiculous."
@imperfectxennial3008
@imperfectxennial3008 5 жыл бұрын
Better than the second film. But neither beat the first film.
@mikewarnke404
@mikewarnke404 5 жыл бұрын
Yelle Hughes yup.
@masterpiecelacquers2766
@masterpiecelacquers2766 4 жыл бұрын
Entertaining if you are a fan of the series yes, if not no. If you are gonna take someone out for mexican food if they are on the fence about mexican food you dont take them to Taco Bell.
@tuckercochran3049
@tuckercochran3049 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. This film isn’t that bad.
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 4 жыл бұрын
It's great haha! Yeah people can bitch but it's better than the vast majority of action shlock All 3 are solid, it doesn't have the style of Guillermo's but it's a lot of fun, and I like the human squad after the vamp one in 2 Plus, since Reynolds has loved Deadpool since the mid 2000s he was already channeling him in this I'd totally forgotten Patton was in this He was pretty funny in the recent RLM best of the worst
@mypal1990
@mypal1990 6 жыл бұрын
*Flintstones chewable steroids* I laughed way too harder that I should've.
@TheBorgCollective
@TheBorgCollective 6 жыл бұрын
That sentence was a wild ride from start to finish
@lokishadownerd
@lokishadownerd 6 жыл бұрын
"Thundercunts HOOOOO" had me dying
@G-Unit1111
@G-Unit1111 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome band, I heard they were great at Coachella!
@Jrodimus
@Jrodimus 6 жыл бұрын
"How dull is this Blade?“ This is why I watch this channel.
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 6 жыл бұрын
For the _cutting_ remarks?
@VenroResai
@VenroResai 6 жыл бұрын
"Thunderc*unts Hooooooo!" is now my favorite CinemaSins moment of all time.
@thetute59
@thetute59 5 жыл бұрын
5:48 that "data erasing sin" is top notch. Prolly my favourite line out of all the cinemasins videos.
@alteregoivy
@alteregoivy 6 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Wesley Snipes, you guys should do "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". C'mon, it'll be fabulous!!
@Gillybean237
@Gillybean237 6 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Ivy Gordon Yass! Noxema Jackson handing out princess points
@Tadhg2341
@Tadhg2341 6 жыл бұрын
Yet another great video to satisfy my procrastination
@mortyc137a2
@mortyc137a2 4 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins: What was wrong with Blade Trinity? Thanos: Everything!!!
@Kwahnito1
@Kwahnito1 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s literally part of the design to go straight. As an arrow” 😂😂
@AnnesSoo
@AnnesSoo 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with Constantine !
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY DID IT! Thank you Cinemasins!😁
@WaifuJujuu
@WaifuJujuu 6 жыл бұрын
"Oreo thins and prostitutes" killed me lol
@philingrouille7198
@philingrouille7198 5 жыл бұрын
In Blade's defence, Nomak was immune to silver in the last movie, so the human guy he got framed killing wouldn't have been entirely obvious to him.
@anthognome
@anthognome 6 жыл бұрын
Other names that would have worked: Blade: Trident, Blade: Trigonometry, Blade: Triathlete, Blade: Trimester, Blade: Tricycle.
@calblake7883
@calblake7883 6 жыл бұрын
I réal l'y Walt to see Blade: Triceratops.
@CJ-dk3im
@CJ-dk3im 6 жыл бұрын
@Anthony S/ OR, I don't know, Blade 3 maybe?
@CJ-dk3im
@CJ-dk3im 6 жыл бұрын
@JO Co/ LMBO Oh OK. I see what this is! Blade Trilobite, Blade Triathlon, Blade Thrice, Blade Tetrahedron.
@AxeKick80
@AxeKick80 6 жыл бұрын
...Blade: Triassic, Blade: Triplets, Blade: Triskaidekaphobia...
@CJ-dk3im
@CJ-dk3im 6 жыл бұрын
@AxeKick80/ LMBO @Blade Triskaidekaphobia!
@AssassinKing19
@AssassinKing19 6 жыл бұрын
9:11 not sinning triple h over here for waiting so long to pull the arrow out of his head ?
@Crovax
@Crovax 4 жыл бұрын
He knows how to sell
@xancarter1927
@xancarter1927 6 жыл бұрын
You know, I bought the Blade movies in a Blade 4 pack. Are we just gonna forget the fourth one? Actually, when I think about it, let's do just that!
@YugiohMaster1987
@YugiohMaster1987 5 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@DanMac1
@DanMac1 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@ericlucas1
@ericlucas1 5 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the blade tv series?
@WritingKnightsPress
@WritingKnightsPress 5 жыл бұрын
The fourth one was just a "cinematic" version of the "best" moments of the beginning of the series. I don't think it really meshed with the first three.
@mynameisonethatcant9
@mynameisonethatcant9 4 жыл бұрын
4th? WTF??
@jekebe4858
@jekebe4858 4 жыл бұрын
Sentence: Death by Ultraviolet... damn man, cruel and unusual to make them watch THAT.
@epicdude1157
@epicdude1157 6 жыл бұрын
Happy Cinemasins day everyone
@epicdude1157
@epicdude1157 6 жыл бұрын
For all who care I'm back after loosing wifi due to a move
@Saint_nobody
@Saint_nobody 6 жыл бұрын
What's this? Another made up holiday, on Rusev Day of all times... Smdh
@clearspira
@clearspira 6 жыл бұрын
Back in Blade 1 and 2, it required super strength to go hand to hand with vamps. Now in 3, 90 pound woman can do it whilst listening to an ipod. No wonder there was never a 4.
@Doctor_Odin
@Doctor_Odin 6 жыл бұрын
clearspira well you can blame Marvel for that they tighten the reins on their intellectual property which caused an inconsistency in the overall tone of the movie series. Where they went from horror-movie protagonist to Urban underground superhero. Which didn't go over so well with fans of the movie series. And this is also what pre Disney Marvel had a nasty habit of doing when a Marvel based movie property became popular. they try to make it closer to the comics which fucks up the consistency. They should have kept it the same as number 1 it needed to stay a horror movie series not a comic book movie series.
@robanzzz5124
@robanzzz5124 6 жыл бұрын
also doesn't help that snipes got sent to jail too
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 6 жыл бұрын
Not only that but the airborne vamp disease would have put a 4th film in jeopardy..
@Cysubtor_8vb
@Cysubtor_8vb 6 жыл бұрын
Also heard that they were hoping to setup a spinoff movie, so they tried too hard to make them equal to Blade, which was part of the reason Snipes was acting up during filming.
@pwners4u
@pwners4u 6 жыл бұрын
well in the blade universe humans do fight unnatural but her character isn't a comic book one, its like how punisher can role with the midnight sons and not get killed within 1 second as he has no devil, magic, vampire or werewolf shit helping him like the rest
@M..n..M
@M..n..M 6 жыл бұрын
Man, the "Ultraviolet" sentence is absolute genius! I can't tell you how much it made me laugh!
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
"How dull is this Blade?" I need this question on a T-shirt now
@diamondsnake1273
@diamondsnake1273 6 жыл бұрын
9:02 Vampire chick learn from Tommy Wiseau's school of acting
@spacepotato5524
@spacepotato5524 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@tobznoobs
@tobznoobs 6 жыл бұрын
I hope he did not hit her.
@michaelryall5752
@michaelryall5752 6 жыл бұрын
That actress was nominated for several golden globes for her acting. Life is funny sometimes
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 6 жыл бұрын
I thought she was trying to outtraceylords tracey lords... Did that make sense? It did in my head.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
He did not hit her. He did not! She was tearing him apart! ... Oh hai Mark!
@phillyjackson45
@phillyjackson45 6 жыл бұрын
Still lobbying for Blade in the MCU or even a Midnight Sons
@valerieperrero9163
@valerieperrero9163 4 жыл бұрын
I actually choked on my coffee at the "Whistler's daughter" joke. Art puns FTW!
@vakinlotan
@vakinlotan 4 жыл бұрын
6:17 when I wake up and go to fridge to get my leftovers and realize that someone ate it while I was asleep.
@blackSUAAAVE
@blackSUAAAVE 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right. You got your mouth all ready to taste whatever, and some dipshit eats it....what a rip.
@tomtucker9426
@tomtucker9426 4 жыл бұрын
I never understood why people wanted to eat food thats been touched and handled maybe even coughed in by someone else
@air03man
@air03man 6 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by "deadpool 2" in theaters this Friday feat a bonus end credit scene
@abigailstandish4143
@abigailstandish4143 6 жыл бұрын
6:17 I just visualized Blade actually going Super Saiyan
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 6 жыл бұрын
Super Bladan
@derrickcunningham7462
@derrickcunningham7462 6 жыл бұрын
The squat after kills me every time lol
@artu2302
@artu2302 6 жыл бұрын
Kind of mad you voiced over "have you tried the lobby?" Arguably best line in the whole movie
@vanessarenee9473
@vanessarenee9473 6 жыл бұрын
He's got me chuckling like a champion. Hilarious. 🤣
@HunterX05
@HunterX05 6 жыл бұрын
Dracula changes name to Drake instead of Alucard *DING*
@Deathpool_04
@Deathpool_04 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter X05 Or Dr. Acula lol
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
What's he a doctor of? "Hematology." Oh right, yea, that makes sense.
@pwners4u
@pwners4u 6 жыл бұрын
well in the comics drake is the name used as the Dracula family after Draculas son is good and changes the family name, they just used that in the movie for Dracula himself
@cinemagraphic6324
@cinemagraphic6324 5 жыл бұрын
Alucard is too obvious! *DING.*
@blackderby80
@blackderby80 5 жыл бұрын
''Alucard' is a cheesy video game/anime thing. This movie takes itself way too seriously to use a silly name like that.
@RedMist06
@RedMist06 6 жыл бұрын
No one gonna bring up “Hannibal Lecture”? lol
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 6 жыл бұрын
I have always assumed the purpose of the earphones scene was to show how toned Jessica Biel's arms are. I enjoyed that scene a lot!
@kriscollins2437
@kriscollins2437 4 жыл бұрын
"So he can dream of having The Rock's career" lmfao oh man
@peaceofclay890
@peaceofclay890 6 жыл бұрын
How dull is this Blade?
@tueemsyhu4846
@tueemsyhu4846 6 жыл бұрын
How DULL are YOU?!!
@dgamelion3478
@dgamelion3478 6 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like that is a pun?
@cameronmorgan8495
@cameronmorgan8495 6 жыл бұрын
I can not cut cheese with it if that helps you.
@basedcheech883
@basedcheech883 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 6 жыл бұрын
It's definitely in the blunt department..
@TheBlaze22b
@TheBlaze22b 6 жыл бұрын
Shawshank Redemption pls
@rasheedqe
@rasheedqe 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said Triple H took a nap and dreamed he had the rock's career and chewable steroids.
@jaymeans8299
@jaymeans8299 3 жыл бұрын
Dacula infecting someone could be different since his strain is different?
@twixandothertrixes
@twixandothertrixes 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Cinema sins can you please sin Blazing Saddles or Ferris Bullers day off? I know older movies but hey can’t get enough of them!
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 6 жыл бұрын
Sure, that police station's personnel is routinely lazy when it comes to verifying the credentials of random people entering said police station with questionable badges, but they absolutely hit the bull's eye with those extremely entertaining work-friendly video game level halls that allow arrows to randomly bounce off walls and ricochet head first in any direction so as to keep all employees on their toes regarding possible arrows that may penetrate their chests at any time.
@ShaydFrosT
@ShaydFrosT 6 жыл бұрын
This sentence is way too long.
@ga3530
@ga3530 3 жыл бұрын
One more : triple H waits until he’s at the table (9:20 in ) to REMOVE THE ARROW ...
@harrodharrod5239
@harrodharrod5239 5 жыл бұрын
13:26 unless she's doing some serious tweaking to the bow between shots, the scene is completely bogus, because compound bows are made specifically so that the draw strength is exactly the same with each shot.
@jaimie-leehall4582
@jaimie-leehall4582 3 жыл бұрын
"Did Blade just go Super Saiyan?" Nooooooooooo no no someone come pick me up off the floor
@Yukinoomoni
@Yukinoomoni 6 жыл бұрын
BLADE, IS IT THE MOON?!?!?!
@andrealonso1636
@andrealonso1636 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy, you are awesome! I have a tradition, first of all I see movie using Boxxy software, and then I come here to listen your funny commentaries. Thank you for your great work!
@williamwinder3466
@williamwinder3466 4 жыл бұрын
13:50 Modern vampires age, not the ones sired by the OG himself.
@ant9500
@ant9500 6 жыл бұрын
“Did Blade just go Super Saiyan?” Awesome
@-KnightOfTheWind
@-KnightOfTheWind 6 жыл бұрын
Thunderc*nts hooooo!
@Olkv3D
@Olkv3D 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh... it's refreshing to see topical humor still relevant @6:41
@tb109987
@tb109987 4 жыл бұрын
Although this is the pettiest channel on KZbin, you gotta respect the work he puts in to all of these videos.
@supermysticsonic2
@supermysticsonic2 6 жыл бұрын
I actually liked Deadpool in this movie
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 6 жыл бұрын
Deadpool was about the only thing likable in this movie. Everything else was just... ehhh....
@ajarthis1602
@ajarthis1602 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I forgot Green Lantern wasn't the first superhero movie Ryan Reynolds helped screw up. And since Blade is a Marvel character (though this is a Warner movie) he managed to screw up two Marvel movies and one DC movie, that's gotta be some kind of record!
@SlayerRunefrost
@SlayerRunefrost 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, first of all, RR was literally the only good thing in this movie. Secondly, he didn't do anything to screw up Wolverine Origins, you're blaming the actor for the writing. Ok sure, him agreeing to play Deadpool in Wolverine could be considered a contribution to the ruination of the film but I think he more than made up for it with Deadpool 1&2. If fact, that's WHY we even got the Deadpool movies. After all the backlash that Wolverine got (Deadpool's portrayal in particular) RR went and read literally dozens of Deadpool comics and said "omg, I helped destroy this character. I got to make it right" thus putting up his own money to get the Deadpool movie made. So, even though you can't really blame him for Wolverine's portrayal of Deadpool, any small blame anyone COULD find in it, has been totally wiped from his slate. Also, Green Lantern WAS total shit but again, can't blame the actor for shit writing. Just like as bad as Batman and Robin is, you can't blame George Clooney for it. He just played the role how it was written, same with Reynolds in Green Lantern.
@DW-vl2wi
@DW-vl2wi 4 жыл бұрын
10:55 oxygen + acetylene welding/brazing flame comes out above 6000F. That color of the beam is also accurate, but the thing is you wouldn't be able to just look at it without hurting your eyes.
@siddotkeys
@siddotkeys 3 жыл бұрын
Best line ever - "How dull is this blade?"
@kingramessesii1171
@kingramessesii1171 6 жыл бұрын
Sin 105 did he call her Leggylas, you can do that!
@skullmaster6415
@skullmaster6415 6 жыл бұрын
Sin 104 but whatever
@lutherstein1928
@lutherstein1928 6 жыл бұрын
I want my "Everything wrong with The World's End" 🍻
@davindamico1759
@davindamico1759 5 жыл бұрын
Water please
@stickopter2238
@stickopter2238 5 жыл бұрын
So glad just because this was on TV today that my KZbin decided to bring the up.
@Dori1703
@Dori1703 5 жыл бұрын
I loved Parker Posey in this movie. Her character is epic 😁
@jimb.7523
@jimb.7523 6 жыл бұрын
"Thursday: Sins of a mystery involving at least one or two animals." *Murder on the Pony Express?*
@corbinestep5102
@corbinestep5102 6 жыл бұрын
Jim B. Also Pink Panther film?
@joeydecesari8211
@joeydecesari8211 6 жыл бұрын
Jim B. Scooby doo
@EndCreditReviews
@EndCreditReviews 6 жыл бұрын
Do everything wrong with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor!
@mrseximix
@mrseximix 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao "did blade just go super saiyan" 6:22
@alexamaro401
@alexamaro401 3 жыл бұрын
Love the videos. Please do older movies like Bullet, Star Wars, Christine and all the Halloween movies. Doing a great job thank you.
@Grenadreams
@Grenadreams 6 жыл бұрын
Only one triple H joke? That's odd.
@Saint_nobody
@Saint_nobody 6 жыл бұрын
Its all about the game and how you play it.
@OSUBucknuts55
@OSUBucknuts55 6 жыл бұрын
Acidic Æsthetics and if you can take it
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 6 жыл бұрын
At least the pedigree of the joke was good...
@cambelusthecreator7353
@cambelusthecreator7353 6 жыл бұрын
"Did Blade just go Super Saiyan" 😂😂💀
@andrewblanchard2537
@andrewblanchard2537 6 жыл бұрын
8:29 FLINTSTONE'S CHEWABLE STEROIDS
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 4 жыл бұрын
..
@synyzal772
@synyzal772 6 жыл бұрын
3:30 one of the most legitimate sins I've seen pointed out in awhile
@themarveldcfan3463
@themarveldcfan3463 6 жыл бұрын
"Did Blade just go Super Saiyan?" 😂
@supreme4986
@supreme4986 6 жыл бұрын
The HHH shades are gold my friend
@jonasrichtervoiceacting1371
@jonasrichtervoiceacting1371 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaand the award for the best Side-Character in Blade: Trinity gooooes toooo .... Blade! Next category: Most cringeful truth in a purposely exaggerated entertainment video. I wonder who might get it! ;)
@AshDawnHU4L
@AshDawnHU4L 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this one since I was born.
@RaptorJesus.
@RaptorJesus. 6 жыл бұрын
Half as hot as the sun? why is jessica biel talking about herself in the 3rd person? :)
@imperfectxennial3008
@imperfectxennial3008 5 жыл бұрын
Boom. Best comment I read all day.
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