Everything Wrong With Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

After Fantastic Four, the studio and all the stars somehow decided a sequel was a good idea (probably had something to do with box office prior to word of mouth spreading). Anyway, it's arguably even worse than the first one, so of course we had to go digging for sins.
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[@hildcit]

I just love this one: "It's amazing how comic book villains start showing up on Earth right after comic book heroes get their powers"

[@hildcit]

***** Yeah, that's true, but still I think it's funny, and pretty accurate :P

[@BlackINKim]

Kobirita That sounds more like a comic book movies trope than an actual comic book tropes. I mean, tons of Spiderman antagonist only showed up decades after his first appearance, and I can think of many superheroes who got their abilities after their antagonist

[@MrBX5]

Kobirita Well, if it appeared before they got their powers then it wouldn't be a superheroes movie, would it?

[@hildcit]

MrBX5 It could still be... While the villians attack, a "hero" could get their powers, while trying to fight the "bad guy"

[@areacodes4659]

+Steve Clapper yeah doom did but how about silver surfer and galactus (;

[@glencoconut]

"movie with no story directed by a guy name story" haha XD

[@jindo5]

+Glen Coco I'm just amazed that there is someone out there whose last name is Story... Americans have some odd names.

[@petersenior5432]

Well, actually, In my search for people whose last name is story, this instance of the name story/storey comes from an old norse epithet "stori" a derivative of "storr" which comes from "large" or "big." It can also mean "vast" or "Rough."

[@glencoconut]

'which comes from large' omg imagine if someone's first name was Dick and they had that surname xD

[@LeoCorpSC]

I read this as soon as he said that 😂

[@seriouswithdaysoff]

In the original comic Stan Lee and Jack Kirby tried to get into the wedding and they wouldn't let them in. So it's accurate and honestly my favorite Stan Lee scene

[@domidium]

The military guy trusts Doom despite the fact that he caused public destruction for everyone to see and is obviously not to be trusted. Oh and by the way HIS NAME IS FRIGGEN DOOM!!

[@swlk9996]

Doom is german and means „Happyness“

[@ccelite3782]

@@swlk9996 BUT DOOM IS ENGLISH FOR DOOM

[@matthewwriter9539]

...also these giant robots are called DECEPTICONS!!!

[@BrainSeepsOut]

To think that this guy got another chance, to be Captain America.

[@charliewalker6519]

BrainSeepsOut he is the perfect captain america though. he plays the role so well

[@charliewalker6519]

BrainSeepsOut he is the perfect captain america though. he plays the role so well

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

LoL Stacker Yeah but it's still a sin. Ding.

[@NickDaGamer1998]

LoL Stacker He won't be Cap for long...

[@charliewalker6519]

NickDaGamer1998 yep, marvel's gunna screw that up

[@supershmooperme]

Captain America: The Human Torch

[@MarshallLeeA]

Captorch Humerica…

[@NagatoChan2]

"Look at me, I'm the captain now" - Human Torch 2011

[@HotaruZoku]

Proof he's a fantastic actor. DIdn't mean that pun, but will take it.

[@roelin360]

HotaruZoku sadly, he is a mediocre actor

[@deborahyoung1873]

But he sure is nice to look at!

[@metastabillity8991]

I love how he adds Sins for the Movie "Taking scenes from other movies" when the Movies he claims they took it from came out AFTER This one. Some even multiple years after

[@elykalontar3847]

Agree. Iron Man came out a year after this and the hero falling back to himself was featured in Man of Steel released much later. This film also has a few things going for it: SILVER SURFER, some of VFX and that’s about it…

[@Sunprism]

I would like to compliment Chris Evans for so perfectly capturing the essences of two completely different superheros

[@slashdoomer]

So wait, NO SIN FOR THAT NOT ACTUALLY BEING GALACTUS?! Galactus is not a fucking tropical storm, he's the living embodiment of a galaxy past and the galaxy future.

[@fiyahman1000]

Actually that didn't make me as mad as I thought It would. Be honest, with the effects that this movie has shown us would a giant man in a weird ass helmet look less or more stupid than cloud galactus

[@slashdoomer]

I'd have gone with something like this fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/361/9/8/galactus_by_adamlimbert-d35tlu1.jpg coming out of the cloud. I can just picture a hand forming out of the clouds, then an arm, then a head and torso... It'd have looked cool as shit.

[@fiyahman1000]

Prodigy20XX Tho I think that idea might have been cool I can still see people complaining about it.

[@darkice60000]

actually what i think they were really going for wasn't that galactus WAS the cloud but that galactus was IN the cloud since in the scene where the surfer goes to "kill" him you can see the silhouette of his head in all that firey stuff. they probably thought his usual suit would make him look silly and people wouldnt take him as seriously

[@ktsproductionstudio]

Galactus is made of pure energy, they could've just kept him in that form because a thousand foot purple guy wouldve kinda looked ridiculous

[@li-limandragon9287]

Man Galactus was so embrassed to be in this movie he hid himself in fire and smog

[@jonah2263]

YEP!

[@DangerousParent]

Hilarious🤣🤣🤣 And true😏

[@philipmartin3411]

that is the most true thing ive ever heard, but I still like the movie

[@flaminak7894]

💀Lmao

[@dylansmith5206]

Here's to hoping that we eventually get to see the real Galactus in the MCU after the Disney/Fox Merger goes down (I think Galactus would make for a good end of Phase 4 villain for everyone to go up against)!

[@knightmare3973]

The only thing that I didn’t mind about this film was it’s interpretation of Galactus I felt like if you wanted him to be realistic that this makes a lot more , it’s much easier to make a genderless sentient cloud thing look realistic with CGI than a giant human but who knows maybe Marvel can actually pull off the whole giant human thing and actually make it work

[@djquinn4825]

4:00 I remember hearing that this happens in the actual comics (though I believe he's supposed to be with Jack Kirby when they're trying to get in). It's probably the most fitting cameo he could have in this movie.

[@craigclawser9580]

Human Torch: The First Avenger

[@bigdraco151]

Sed the same thing

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

Lol

[@chrisallie2224]

Yo mumma is the first one

[@bigdraco151]

Chris Allie childish

[@chrisallie2224]

YRN GAMING yo mumma

[@Scsigs]

You guys realize this movie came out a year before Iron Man, right? How can it be a rip-off of something that didn't exist yet? If anything by your logic, Iron Man ripped this film off.

[@darthj3d]

Taking the internet seriously. Ding

[@swtorPaladin]

Bingo.

[@anthony15601]

I loved iron man :/

[@WoWplayer527]

The comic that have been out for decades

[@HunterParkermusic]

You obviously have not seen CinemaSins' "Everything Wrong With CinemaSins" video.

[@davis9502]

What blows my mind was the finale of Spider-Man. You know that cartoon the '90s. I mean that was a hugest fourth wall break I've ever f****** seen man. it's been years since I watched the show but I'm still baffled that on how Deadpool is not jealous of that huge wall break.

[@chrisoliver7432]

"I'm very serious. I took my hair out of my ponytail for this."😂

[@racheltorres1612]

Another one: How did Reed's normal clothes stretch with him during the bachelor party?

[@Sc0rpJoe]

He has stretching street clothes in the comics, no reason why he shouldn't have them in the movies. He simply used the stretching material from their battle suits and made normal looking clothes.

[@slashd]

Nano technology!

[@tmrferreira]

Geez. Unstable Molecules!

[@PhoenixHavok]

@@Sc0rpJoe you know what we say about the source material here!

[@nailclippers7409]

It was a wizard (Simpson reference)

[@Jedilord882]

"Movie with no story directed by a guy name story" *LMAO.*

[@AliensComeback]

300 likes for 300 spartans!

[@Grimlock4551]

He stole the story of the movie for his name

[@oldspartan1968]

All of the story went into that guys last name

[@5thdawg917]

😂😂

[@lukerozmajzl7745]

I literally liked this to be the one thousandth like

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

The worst part about it was the non-Galactus in the final scene. He's supposed to have purple and blue tights, be 40 feet tall and have a metal antler helm.

[@TurnipCart]

It's kind of sweet in a way that The Thing has moved from most people being afraid of him to "here please hold my children by the scruffs of their shirts for a cool photo.

[@chicken8487]

im on a cinemasins binge, lord help me

[@hawaiin420]

I just found them and am doing the same lol

[@gabrielna2346]

48 hours no sleep zzzzzzz............... *oh what*

[@GusZiliotto]

we have all been thru that

[@vampirecaptain7676]

there is no cure. 😱

[@jensen333]

still in it?

[@dragoonofold]

Also Stan Lee getting denied to the wedding of his own characters.

[@edwardramirez149]

+Cullan Mythen Oakhier Happened that way in the actual comic. Shame it didn't get mentioned. It's worth a sin off

[@leslauner5062]

No kidding! That was line for line the way it happened in the comic.

[@PsychicGirl]

Ironically this is the second movie wedding he couldn't get into if you count Princess Diaries 2.

[@ggt47]

...yes...

[@benjackson7872]

The biggest disservice of this movie

[@artbyreedie]

Silver Surfer actually did try to kill Doom. It’s just that Doom is extremely durable allowing him to withstand the attack.

[@nicksojka7457]

Missed a sin. Pause at 2:03 and you'll notice that Reed's powers apparently allow him to grow extra fingers when he needs them.

[@chipslight738]

Missed sins : Rid is capable to extend normal clothes made out of normal tissues like it was his uniform. *ting*

[@fiyahman1000]

Omg I didn't notice that 1 sin to the movie and 5 points to you.

[@FlutterCrafter]

Says Missed sins when there is only one

[@Tank5546]

Flutter Crafter DING!

[@ryanbarker5217]

just playing devil's advocate here, but is it possible reed invented stretchy clothes at this point?

[@KurNorock]

they explained in the first movie that reed made clothing that stretched as far as he can. He also made clothes to suit sue's and johnny's powers.

[@ShadenGamen]

First sin should of been, "There was a sequel."

[@SamaritanPrime]

This movie exists. DING!

[@tanyavanjara3703]

Holy heck... I've seen this movie a million times but never remember that Andre Braugher was there in it, so when I saw him I literally screamed "HOLT??!!"

[@globalman]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I needed a good laugh and to de-stress and your vids always help. cheers mate.

[@elwuffje6110]

5 sins removed for Cinema Sins because you researched the bears in germany

[@emergcon]

Problembär ;) But well: This movie is from 2007, probably shot in 2005-2006. So the bear in this movie IS Bruno ;)

[@fahrinurlaub01vg]

certainly not, because bruno strolled through bavaria, which is not where the black forest is located!

[@HelgaCavoli]

@@fahrinurlaub01vg, all landmarks in a country stand next to each other. Ask any US movie.

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

@@HelgaCavoli add the ones from earlier like going through Japan, then Egypt, Then LA, then Paris.

[@michaelvaughn3658]

This movie came out in 2007. Iron Man came out in 2008. Green Lantern came out in 2011. So how could this movie possibly rip those two off?

[@TonyStark799]

Welcome to cinemasins.

[@AndyT81]

Fantastic four was even earlier in 2005

[@mcpl99]

*Ding*

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

They are all comics. So, the director could literally have picked up some spare comics around and went 'Hmmmm...EUREKA! this is gonna be awesome!' XD

[@StLGunnerFan]

Not to mention that aside from this movie coming out years before Green Lantern; Galactus debuted decades before Parallax in the comics.

[@paras891]

2:48 A sin to CinemaSin for not noticing Reed's regular clothes stretching like his superhero costume does 🔔

[@maqaeda]

I have never been more let down during a movie than when the credits rolled and I realized that Galactus was just a giant cloud.

[@TheThirdPew]

The "VidCon girls" bit made me burst out laughing lmaoooo

[@mahdisadr]

THETHIRDPEWWWWW

[@EZboyrocks]

Wow wtf Nathan why are you like everywhere I am

[@ememem14]

Ahh I love you and your channel!!

[@davidcoyle6287]

I was starting to think this was slightly better than the first one. Then all of a sudden, Galactus is an octopus cloud. The baddest villain in the literal Marvel universe, the Devourer of Worlds, and they decided "Ehh, his outfit is cheesy. Let's make him remind us of the Cosmic Bullshit plot device from the first one. But give it tentacles, it makes it spookier." Marvel Studios screwed the pooch on this one.

[@SinnedNogara]

Fox owns the rights to Fantastic Four unfortunately (movie rights). Which sucks cuz Marvel would make these movies a million times better in the MCU

[@JasonICECarson]

SinnedNogara And in retrospect, make Dr. Doom the main villain in The Avengers movie as the comic books usually made him out to be.

[@SinnedNogara]

Jason Carson I always thought an Avengers movie with Galactus and the Skrulls in it would be awesome.

[@davidcoyle6287]

I think Fantastic Four 2015 has a bad enough predecessor that even if it's bad it'll look better by comparison. But honestly I have as much hope for it as Sony giving up the rights to Spider Man.

[@Hiperforteca]

I think that space cloud is is better than dressed in XXX-infinity size purple latex suit alien that looks *EXACTLY LIKE HUMAN*, despite being cosmic-sized. It would look ridicoulus. It's not 60' anymore, aliens don't have to perfectly resemble humans.

[@LaurenTheorist]

I know this movie did not do Galactus right or anything, but I still like it. I think the switching powers thing is fun.

[@taitjones6310]

The silver surfer was always one of my favorite comic characters

[@Patachu665]

-I'm very serious. I took my hair out of a ponytail for this. Hahahahahaha, that cracks me up

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Patachu665 I read this as soon as he said it. Ah, great timing makes it even better X'D

[@MrBallsworth69]

Is it just me or does anyone else want to see everything wrong with the Narnia movies

[@SkintelNKeychain]

the fact that the movie exist is already a sin...

[@DalePWhyte]

The first one is okay. The second is crap. And I haven't seen the third

[@Amethystclaws]

Apparently, it's not just you.

[@MrBallsworth69]

lol i guess not

[@tomlinson1710]

He did the first two so far

[@Aegon1]

The way they portrayed Galactus should be 100 sins at least

[@eyesick212]

4:52 its not a cliche if they were LITERALLY THE FIRST COMIC BOOK SUPERHEROES EVER

[@sdc3536]

As to the sin as to why the surfer got powers that could stop Galactus: the original comic book intention for the Surfer was that he was like frankenstein's monster creature that was created by Galactus with no sense of right or wrong, he just did what he was told. But that eventually changed when the people in charge wanted to give the Surfer an actual backstory.

[@DrLipkin]

How about "In the previous movie, it was explained that their outfits were also affected by the cosmic storm, letting them be unharmed by the various powers of the characters. But at reed's bachelor party, his regular shirt stretches a a number of feet and then retracts with no problem."

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Pepper Potts? In the novelization (which was amazing, btw), she is a genius and great secretary. She gets her boss's job because he's a suck-up to Stark and would rather tell Stark everything was fine rather than "hey your math is off that should be a 4 not a 1".

[@AnnoyingMoose]

1:35 I love how this made-in-Hollywood-North movie uses local newscaster Chris Gailus for the newsposition shot!

[@thetenminutenews8904]

Is it bad that I use this to watch films I've never seen before?

[@sparkdragon691]

Saaaaaame

[@ShadeKill]

+Demented_Duck555 Beats spending a ton of time watching movies to the end realizing they're bad.

[@thetenminutenews8904]

+ShadeKill Gaming thank you. See this guy gets it

[@stevec5885]

+Demented_Duck Nope.Avoids paying for shite and also 2 hours of my life

[@IzakD8]

+Demented_Duck Cinemasins make every movie look bad LOL.

[@nc91430]

You may have missed a sin. When the Silver Surfer drops Johnny into the desert, his temperature and the heat he gains from dropping into the atmosphere DEFINITELY should have turned that sand into glass.

[@sbongadlamini388]

We miss you Stan Lee

[@thesmcosplay8347]

9:09 I'm one of the greatest minds in the 21st Century." *videos pauses abruptly for about 5 seconds* "NERRRRRD!!!" 11:59 And I'm pretty sure that was from Teen Titans. xD

[@debbieblackman3650]

As bad and cheesy as these films were, I enjoyed them alot better than the 2015 version

[@Maa-Giiiii]

True

[@captaintoshirohitsugaya3822]

Yep

[@jobowisheshewasnomo4171]

The only good Fantastic Four movie is The Incredibles.

[@kingkay14]

These movies weren’t bad for it’s time. It just the fact that they aged terribly seeing how mcu is basically raking in all the loot. totally agree that the 2015 version sucks though

[@yung1487]

JOBO Fuck off

[@user-gm6pz7gi1f]

I friggin love this channel. And I friggin love his signature sins, like the "cliches", "That's Racist!", "Bullsh*t" and so on! I always laugh at those! :D

[@Mike-pq8yu]

NNEEEEEEEEEERD. Thats my favorite.

[@crazyj10agains]

My favorite is "...What?" Just love the way it's delivered I guess.

[@KitDeClaire]

I love it when he just sighs at stupid lines, haha.

[@malice2194]

"There goes HBO"

[@alexking7148]

Roll the Credits haha

[@Chitownhomestead]

I loved the Allen Iverson "practice practice practice" reference halarious! !!!

[@ghostlyreina2966]

The one major pro in both of these movies is that the casting was on point. Especially for Johnny Storm.

[@StevenWalker]

It's hard to steal a scene from a movie that was made after this movie. Also, they had their Fantastic 4 plane that could separate long before TNG was a thing.

[@neverest357]

Does nobody understand jokes anymore? CinemaSins is well aware of the years these movies were created.

[@StevenWalker]

neverest357 It was lazy, there are sooooo many jokes you can make about a movie that bad. He wasted a golden opportunity to thoroughly bash of that horrible train wreck.

[@whoppers7778]

***** stupeedd

[@Ineddiblehulk]

neverest357 It's setting up another 'sins in cinemasins' I reckon.

[@AchedSphinx]

***** I believe it's just a running joke. Like the "That's Racist" one.

[@truthhurts407]

Another sin. How was the moment when the Silver Surfer throwing a projectile at Victor Von Doom captured for the military to see? Did Victor have a camera man on stand-by or hiding somewhere capture the whole thing, knowing it'll lead to an altercation?

[@Rougarou99]

Perhaps Doom wanted to provoke the Silver Surfer in order to record how and when the Silver Surfer uses his powers.

[@Ixidora]

Doom's helicopter is just off to the side of their altercation, Doom unlike most heroes and villains does not land his helicopter 5 miles and a mountain away from where he is going. Let's not forget this is the man who cured an incurable disease overnight to prove he was smarter than Reed from pure spite and genius.

[@ironicanimations]

6:10 heh...the captions say “Storm” like Johnny’s name, nice, mr Cinema sins

[@getshwifty3101]

2:02 Sin! He's not moving his that thumbs fast. He's using the rubberyness to "grow" and "remove" extra thumbs. (Edit) Plus twist them around each other.

[@Rougarou99]

Couldn't Reed just turn his hand into a hand of thumbs, given his power basically makes opposable joints redundant?

[@getshwifty3101]

@@Rougarou99 Yes, yes he could lol

[@jqowens777]

I love when he does the NERRRDDDDDDD thing hahahahah

[@geekymetalhead5112]

The nerd thing from Simpsons subtracts 20 sins from an already sinful movie *ding*

[@lordrhus7218]

Shaun Vega dragon ball z abriged

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Silent doing the"copying someone's comment" cliche *ding*

[@MegaMuffinMonkey]

Malcolm McGlashan You like to play w/ coc?

[@milkymalkum5708]

+Fit Fernandez C.O.C means Clash Of Clans

[@xxspaceghxstgalaxyxx3064]

lol "poor bastards thought they were getting a 3rd movie" XD

[@yourfriendlyofficer1214]

SPVCXGHØSTPURP 98 they didn’t get one cuz because the movies sucked and could burn in hell

[@c_f0rce]

@@yourfriendlyofficer1214 Just like you're spelling

[@WilliamT1964]

@@yourfriendlyofficer1214 "cuz because"??

[@ivancarlos4951]

@@c_f0rce you're spelling????

@@c_f0rce LMAO

[@The_man_is_dan]

2:45 I like how his shirt stretched with him

[@dabs.47]

🛎

[@torrescar1000]

I can't get enough of cinemasins. I laugh so hard at all of them

[@JaxBlade]

5:20 But this film came out before Iron Man? Just saiyan

[@dwayneCollin]

Just sayian? Or Super Sayian?

[@Xanthios73]

Dwayne Collins His power level... IT'S... 1006. Kick his ass.

[@AP-uc7oz]

And this was made after that

[@lilfunkyflip742]

Xanthios73 wait nappa....WHAATTT!! His power level is over 9000.

[@jifyum07]

@Zachary Holy shit people are STILL doing that joke...

[@lissfirefly9517]

And they trusted the horrible escaped criminal Von Doom with the outcome of the Earth should have been 3000 sins alone.

[@supermovies4625]

Ikr. That was so stupid.

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

Doom is a soverign leader of a country and super genius wizard who despite having a hate Boner for Reed is considered a hero by literal gods

[@dimensionzone8048]

@@DEMIxGODxSHADOW yeah COMICS Doom not this candy ass Raimi Green Goblin wannabe ass movie Doom

[@christopherlh4379]

@2:24 ~ "Discount Green Lantern"...? Uhh, this movie came out 4 YEARS BEFORE Green Lantern!

[@cozmic_K1mar1s]

Thanks for rounding up the movie

[@riftshredder5438]

You forgot to make it a damn sin that Reed's clothing was stretching with his body even thought they are normal ass clothing that doesn't stretch.

[@marinmarquez5649]

Jessica Alba's eyes were brown, her characters eyes were blue from the comics. so that's what happened to her eyes

[@dariuspeyton6239]

Marin Marquez from the first movie to the second movie they changed her eyes completely she looked crazy in this second movie, they coulda easily explained it by some throw away line about how her powers have effected her eyes or something sciencey bs

[@TheVader2]

Contacts exist. They made things weird and hard for no reason, like that time my cousin-

[@xiromisho]

+Marin Marquez They used some crazy low quality contacts. I mean contacts that are so low quality I could get betters ones 10 years ago at any optometrists. Seriously the baby blue contacts are silly and are a major detraction from the movie...

[@ajhampton3722]

+Darius Peyton Or they could've kept the same type of contacts from the first movie.

[@dariuspeyton6239]

+Aj Hampton lmao very very true point - if it ain't broke don't fix it right

[@andreworders7305]

11:58 I think their jet could do that in the comics actually

[@chelleballo]

"I'm not even mad, thats just incredible" *sin

[@jasonchilado]

this is the best fantastic four movie yet (which is sad)

[@JeffreyHeesch]

I'm sorry, but that honor goes to Roger Corman's unreleased film (which is even more sad).

[@jasonchilado]

+Jeffrey Heesch nah that one is cheesy as hell

[@serenaistheb.o.a.t]

The best fantastic four movie is the incredibles

[@jasonchilado]

+Carlos Ike true that

[@Trunks1stApprentice]

+Carlos The G.O.A. T Oh, you did NOT fucking go there.

[@AllisonMiller30]

Poor Jessica Alba, she just looks like her eyes are going to explode when she has on those glasses and contacts.

[@JEMurl]

Still bery perrty though.

[@AllisonMiller30]

José Murillo Sáenz well of course.

[@chrisallie2224]

Not really,kind of looking Down syndrome

[@jamieryan5099]

@@chrisallie2224 Ahh yes down syndrome well known for making your eyes bigger and bright blue, it literally makes your eyes smaller and effects your IQ due to extra chromosome , Sure you dont have down syndrome ?

[@AugustEverywhere]

8:40 This scene is to show how steaming hot a topless Chris Evans is, duh.

[@sashab687]

Rewatching it in 2017, all I can think is "Wow, Galactus and Dormamu are super similar" . Johnny : "Galactus, I've come to bargain."

[@toongrowner1]

Wait... did I missed the sin that Galactus was just a giant space-cloud instead of Galactus?

[@angiee1603]

That is one of the things that disappointed me about the movie. Galactus was just a blob of space crap and not a real character. I don't think it was counted as a sin because probably only people who know the comic and cartoons would notice.

[@biobuilder332]

To be fair, I'm pretty certain that Galactus looks different to each species that looks at him, So he could just look like that normally. Still doesn't make up for not having him be his 'Normal' form.

[@kevins.4185]

My theory is this. They focused too much on the wedding and had no time for a good Galactus development OR they wanted him for the third movie (which never happened) OR they couldn't get an actor that fit Galactus (either didn't like actors for the role OR didn't have the budget for a good actor) so they made it like this as an excuse to not show Galactus but still have Galactus

[@biobuilder332]

/\ This.

[@Zakuzelo]

Wait, THAT was Galactus!?

[@TheNabspro]

Now do Everything Wrong with High School Musical

[@odogwu7]

People need to see this comment.

[@kylewilliams8028]

Yes! Yes! Do it Cinema Sins. Make this guy's brilliant idea come true, lol.

[@tsmith4988]

Am I the only one who thinks that they'd have an aneurysm from attempting to capture all those sins?

[@SephirothLionheart]

And unfortunately, the way this channel works is for satire and comedic purposes but i don't think he has enough balls to critique high school musical and not include 100 pings of "That's Gay". Imagine the haters.

[@BhabieDraws]

Yeah :D

[@pandap5061]

I still loved both those movies

[@bomlife1572]

Good job , thanks for explanation.

[@johnsanchez5484]

Wow, narrator claims this movie rips off a bunch of movies made after it cliche!

[@Juan_shot]

*Ding!*

[@redmarvel]

Add to that, The large aircraft breaking into smaller ones appeared in Fantasic Four comic books before it was used by any other T.V. series / movie.

[@Zuilli]

redmarvel Cinema Sins rule: books don't matter! I guess it includes comic books.

[@lucyybaby9777]

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[@Stitchpunk9]

Sin #142 "Not so tough now, are you?" cliche.

[@deathrider714]

Also, Galactus doesn't need holes to devour other planets, but then somehow needs holes to devour Earth. I mean, come on, Jupiter's much bigger than Earth.

[@deathrider714]

loanwe247 Also note that Galactus didn't need the holes to eat the the first planet that the Surfer showed to Sue. And that planet sure was solid

[@SamanthaEmily888]

scockery must need solid mass or something

[@Fluumingo]

OWEN STINSON How is Johnny not dead from being in space...unprotected? From what i was told without a space suit or enough protection one would literally explode in space. But you know what fuck science.

[@davemitchell6638]

CYbr Wolfie You wouldn't explode in space but your death (which would only take seconds) will be absolutely torturous. There's a youtube video about what would happen to the human body in space without protection.

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

It wasn't until reaching earth that Norrin remembered who he was after Galactus whipped his mind. And that he had planned on only leading Galactus to planets without sentient life, but then he had his mind erased. After remembering this and talking Galactus out of eating earth, he was fired and his home world flung to the outer reaches of the Galaxy so the surfer could never return home.

[@Sunprism]

If Johnny didn't know he was going to phase through the ESB, what did he think he was going to accomplish by flying to the other side of it and waiting?

[@JohnBatman111]

Jessica Alba may not be gifted with acting or musical or any other talent, but man is she hot

[@JEMurl]

I guess someone never watched: James Cameron's: Angel, starting none other than.... Yep! Jessica Alba!!!! She was really good in that show

[@stoneycarter6429]

Vladimir Rasplicka well she’s literally worth more money than Beyoncé so that’s ok lol

[@laeldestan1536]

The show is called Dark Angel.

[@therodentman]

silver surfer needs a good polishing, he's more tarnished than my grandma's silverware

[@JEMurl]

He's more tarnished than Arin Hansonses's Dick.

[@alexreilly6121]

POLISHing? That's racist *ding*

[@bexyPTX]

My favorite thing about this movie is that Captain Holt is in it for some reason

[@Nick-fn3bt]

I was hoping he would address the human torch grabbing onto the silver surfers board as he’s flying into galactus and says “I thought you could use a hand” even though he can hardly make it outa the stratosphere

[@DarthMohammedRules]

Biggest sin of this movie? No f'n Galactus!! No, THAT... whatever that shit was... was NOT Galactus. :\

[@RychuAlolan]

It reminded me a bit of Ultimate Galactus but yeah it was pretty shit

[@SolarWindsRider]

The biggest sin is using Internet Explorer as a browser. But I think you know what I mean )

[@Kogobean]

Superman13195 true. pulling the 'This guy isn't the actual Mandarin, Killian is. oh wait, we're just kidding the real Mandarin is somewhere else!' that was annoying. but i did like Trevor, he was kind of funny. and you have to admit, this leaves the opening for the actual Mandarin with his magic rings, especially once they get the Doctor Strange movie going since that will most likely introduce magic on Earth.

[@Kogobean]

Superman13195 ugh, i hated Wolverine Origins. they totally messed up Deadpool. they got the merc with the mouth at the beginning but then they just, flopped. i actually liked IM3, i own the Blue-ray/DVD combo (sucks i can't get the JARVIS app, i don't have an i-phone or i-pad and they haven't made it for Android phones). and the thing with Thor, it's sort of hard to explain? i know what the Asgardians have humans call magic, but it's just science humans don't understand yet. and i'm like, 50/50 for the Strange movie. on one hand it could be great, on the other it could be horrible. we won't know until it comes out.

[@eliack95]

"Introduce magic on Earth"? What, like introducing magic to the normies? Everyone will be able to do magic? Ned? Anyone?

[@youraverageotaku1093]

Silver Surfer is a Teletubby

[@oxymoron1891]

LOL

[@zachplaysallday-zpad5731]

Huh?

[@youraverageotaku1093]

ZachPlaysAllDay-(ZPAD) If you do not get the reference, get out.

[@VideoGameLova1]

+Martin Tresidder Well, that's quite a rude reply.

[@youraverageotaku1093]

VideoGameLova1 Not at all. If you don't know what aTeletubbie is then theres no point explaining it as you won't get the joke anyway.

[@gakabler]

I own an exceptional copy of Song of the South on Laserdisc. Also, Looking For Mr. Goodbar has been shown multiple times on pay cable.

[@ziv_tendoora]

8:36 Quite interesting in the German dubbed version they went to Romania. Maybe because of the bear thing at 9:22

[@FDReborn]

5:19 didn't iron man come out after this movie?

[@ourlasthero51]

That's the joke.

[@invincibilitah]

Our last hero "Thats the joke" cliché

[@deltawolf]

*ding*

[@clancywiggum56]

Yep. So Iron Man ripped this off

[@dasoe55]

Dogpool and does it better

[@ladyduck5303]

I lost it at "Reed still wants to marry Sue despite her freak alien eyeballs"

[@dacirious16]

What's really wrong with her eyes?

[@ladyduck5303]

+Breyon Harris Terrible, terrible contact lenses to make her eyes blue.

[@elykalontar3847]

This really makes me want the Roger Corman 1994 Fantastic Four movie even more! Please release is on Blu-Ray!!!

[@susanmonge2840]

0:25 I live in Puerto Rico and I've never heard of Giza Puerto Rico unless you count the people who are named Giza for some reason

[@downbythelakehouse9120]

They turned a really cool character like Galactus into a stupid fucking worm-cloud. What next, Uatu the Watcher is really the Statue of Liberty ?

[@forest3823]

Next they are making Billy Elliot The Thing, and they are making a guy who exclusively plays the frat boy type character, and making him Reed Richards, the complete opposite of a frat boy. No complaints about Kate Mara or Michael P Jordan though, but with the movie being terrible around them, they probably wont be very good either.

[@forest3823]

Why cant they just let their rights to the franchise expire so MArvel could make a real movie?

[@carlatterbery2748]

Dylan MacKinnon Ok I now know that I have been watching way to much Everything wrong with because I read your first post in the CinemaSins guy's voice.

[@AlexTheTvGuy]

***** But they've cast 4 great young actors, why will it be so bad?

[@forest3823]

AlexTheTvGuy Some of them are good actors, but none of them except Jordan really fit the character they are playing

[@fatumamamamamama]

They clearly tried really hard to make Jessica Alba white in the sequel - she's visibly paler, her hair's a lighter blonde, and they jammed horribly fake blue contacts in her eyes. I don't know if that's racist or just tacky.

[@weedmastersr]

Don't be ridiculous. She is already white. They don't have to make her white.

[@nukusei]

Protector of the Republic Actually she is half-Mexican

[@2XocraM]

Protector of the Republic how is Jessica Alba white?

[@fatumamamamamama]

Protector of the Republic Her dad's Mexican-American, plus just look at her, does she look like any white girls you know?

[@hi6how6are6you]

Nobsterdamus I wish. I really, really wish.

[@fredhurst2528]

12:00 The Fantasticar split up right from the get-go in the original comics, it was a frequently used feature.

[@selfloathinggameing]

n a k e d j e s s i c a a l b a

[@ethanbarclay5750]

5:15 but this movie came before iron man...

[@Schiebelini]

They don't care, you know ;)

[@ethanbarclay5750]

***** aahhh, I forgot. One of the main appeals of this channel is that they really don't give a sh*t about what they say. And that's awesome.

[@rogueprince1341]

Ethan Barclay I said the same thing about iron man coming out after this movie.

[@jackwells8107]

It also came out before Green Lantern. And the 'ship splits into smaller ships' was from the comic books back in the early 60s, so before ST:TOS, much less Next Gen.

[@lordvader602]

@@Schiebelini yeh, they gave the MCU intro a point for sin

[@uncaringmach]

I just noticed that when Reed is dancing with the girls in the club, and reels them in with his rubbery arms, his shirt sleeves ALSO stretch all the way out to pull them in, lol....I guess he created an entire stretchy wardrobe?

[@monsterhanna6691]

Nice to know General Hager is finally who he's cracked up to be.

[@carterm.2275]

Finally lap dance jokes I’m been missing them