Everything Wrong With Captain Marvel In 16 Minutes Or Less

[@Czigot]

"I worked at 3 different Blockbusters in my lifetime" Well that explains a lot.

[@clementkamau9729]

@@nikkiofthevalley bruh

[@adityaanuragi6916]

Where did he say that??

[@clementkamau9729]

@@adityaanuragi6916 u obviously skipped various of the video

[@MHLegacy]

And he even went into store policy, merchandise display procedures, etc. too! That was pretty hardcore blockbusting he did there.

[@BL3H-]

@@adityaanuragi6916 3:27

[@Chirichiriden]

Fury in Winter Soldier:”The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye” Also lost it to a Cat

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Michael Sosa Well, the “cat” had already literally eaten three Kree soldiers and an all-powerful cosmic artifact, so you can’t blame Fury for wanting to be cautious around others.

[@garretbuschkamp6022]

The Mad Titan: I think he was saying that the buildup and mystery of how he lost his eye deserved a much, much better answer. At least I didn’t like the way he lost it

[@jayyadav1610]

Well he did trust the cat

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Jay Yadav Exactly! He was trusting Goose not to swallow and possibly kill him. He doesn’t really know anything about Flerkens.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Garret Buschkamp Also, what were you expecting? A Kree soldier to slice it off with an energy sword?

[@stoned565]

Cinemasins: *removes sins for stan lee intro *everyone liked that*

[@mettatonex7221]

He's probably trying to make up for the Infinity War video, which he completed before Stan Lee passed and uploaded after Stan Lee passed, so it still included a sin against a Stan Lee cameo.

[@mOnStErSonfilm]

Plus he still said he hates stan lee cameos, which is petty since most are cute jokes and are barley a passing glance. Does he hate all cameos made by creator's????

[@mettatonex7221]

@@mOnStErSonfilm They're mostly filler. It's just kind of a running joke. That is, they were, but as far as I can tell, there's only one movie left.

[@mOnStErSonfilm]

@@mettatonex7221 I use to believe that, but since he has now tried to justify his logo "joke" and I have talked to people that do actually hate stan lee cameos, who like Jeremy say the comics dont matter........I'm not so sure any more. The thing about satire is that jokes are written based on truth...

[@CowyGriffon]

Nεvør džʌdž pipøl бaj ðer кæmioш

[@maximillion322]

The annoying thing is that Carol doesn’t have any emotions in this movie, but everyone keeps telling her to stop being emotional.

[@oculusvision558]

i agree. I am not sure whether Brie Larson is always acting like that, but for CM they could have casted Kristen Stewart instead and nothing would have changed at all

[@jaynovak6837]

@@oculusvision558 Brie Larson is a fantastic actress, her character in this movie just felt bad. Like, the writing wasn't good and the actual character build was supposed to be based on emotions of superiority, not like anger or something like that. And she clearly does have a superiority complex (CM not Brie Larson), but I wish they would have mentioned that because it literally took me watching the movie 4 times to understand that her "emotions" were the superiority complex.

[@Jadorelainie]

@@jaynovak6837 well that bit they got straight out of the comics, cuz Carol's whole personality in the comics is that superiority complex that rarely ever gets her anywhere

[@liambhagan9239]

Yeah plus there is no development. In all stand alone MCU films the hero has some change. For thor he became humbled instead of the arrogant prince of asgard For tony he went through a change where he recognised his humanity Ant man and captain america sacrificed themselves to save their loved ones.But captain marvel? All she does is punch harder and shoot stronger not character development there. Not even some humility towards the end.

[@kingblackthorn4195]

So for quick explanation: Kree are supposed to have no emotion at all because they are made to go in commit genocide and get out with no emotion. Carol in terms of humans does not show much emotion at all, however in terms of Kree has too many emotion, that is why the Kree kept telling her she needs to stop showing it.

[@bruceschweitzer]

I think that Stan Lee intro would have been better on Endgame.

[@Tombr4mb4]

Same

[@themanwiththeplan676]

I think endgame would have been better if this movie didn't exist.

[@jlmurph2]

@Godremembers Escobedo Huh? Captain Marvel was the first MCU movie after his death. It made sense that they would give him a tribute.

[@bigmike9947]

@@danielacosta3610 No, we won't get over it, they ruined the franchise that so many of us loved, they made the Prequels look like Shakespeare, the villains and relationships are entirely uninteresting and the First Order makes no sense at all, that's just off the top of my head, the sequel trilogy was taken the worst way possible and it's insane that the new fans just accept it because it's "progressive" and "empowering" even though the main characters power is completely unexplained and ridiculous. The story is trash and unacceptable for one of the most beloved franchise of _all time_

[@bigmike9947]

@@danielacosta3610 Good to know you have no rebuttal at all, just mockery

[@neilangelo2466]

CinemaSins: *liked the Marvel intro* Me: impossible CinemaSins: *gave it a sin* Me: These are confusing times

[@Crabgar]

@PAPER STONE it was -4 and +1

[@dariya1873]

600th like

[@JohnDoe-fe9zx]

Yeah he always sins stuff he likes

[@jorawesummme609]

He took off a whole 4 sins though

[@jonnimmer5925]

Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire. Revelation 20:14-15

[@MegaSoulHero]

I’m so glad you removed sins for the Stan Lee tribute in the beginning.

[@primus0348]

MISSION PASSED ➕ RESPECT

[@ryanreylondsthesecond2796]

MegaSoulHero yea, if he sinned it i would have unsubbed

[@therealethanhunt713]

So am I

[@raflya7140]

But 4 is not enough

[@joec7217]

Proof that Cinemasins has a heart

[@SomethingUnderscore]

they decided to make her a strong character by not giving her any real obstacles or hardships to overcome and that's not even the worst decision they've made

[@anthonybarefoot6744]

No hardships. She fell from that swing

[@attackfleed1301]

@@anthonybarefoot6744 more than rey I think, I dont remember

[@anthonybarefoot6744]

@@attackfleed1301 I was joking

[@cringekiller348]

Basically crappy Superman all over again

[@angelb1318]

Also no personality

[@pascal3610]

i honestly think they should have saved the stan lee intro for Endgame

[@SkaarMk4]

He deserved better.

[@Someguy1357]

Yeah, because this movie sucked lol.

[@nickdknez]

@aviato287 x because this was the first mcu movie after his death and you have to show respect asap, I mean Stan Lee didn't even create Carol Danvers as a character at all but since he was the face of marvel they just had to show horn it in

[@jabril049]

Exactly

[@sarahgabriella84]

Because it totally matters in which movie it is...

[@jamesslick9879]

"The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye." - Nick Fury, *Captain America: The Winter Soldier* He really trusted that cat...

[@kenschortgenjr7540]

He probably 'milks' the hidden reason behind losing the eye in a myriad of ways throughout his SHIELD career. After all, he neither confirms nor denies the 'official story' that a Kree burned it out.

[@danielpedic154]

Stop. Explaining. The joke.

[@antona.1327]

Also in Captain America: The Winter Soldier: We see an old photo of Nick Fury, when he was clearly older than he was during this movie, with two healthy eyes.

[@yashmjj]

It boils my blood to be honest! What the hell did Marvel become? I really wanted to know how he lost his eye and this is what they served me with

[@MrPonytron]

And it still makes no freaking sense

[@noahclark7603]

I’m surprised the two biggest sins weren’t spoken of. Carols friend not even phased upon discovering she has powers and is an alien. *boils kettle* “that’s pretty neat Carol” Carols friend not even phased when she sees the skrull taking her human form and playing with her kid outside. Like there is no way on earth I wouldn’t flip.

[@aidanmattys7488]

Strong independent females never lose their composure

[@shane55pwnt]

@@aidanmattys7488 Strong independent black females, thank you verrrrrry much.

[@apathy9374]

How about the full blown battle in the sky that no one notices

[@TheYasmineFlower]

Maria was just glad that her sweetheart was back. Marol OTP

[@randomfools808]

Exactly. How he thought that relationship was pulled off well kind of blows my mind. Brie is a good actress as seen from the first half of room but she wasn't given much to work with here. I wanted to see the events those two went through and not through quick flashbacks so I cared about their relationship. Show don't tell. He handled this one with kiddie gloves.

[@kabru4344]

Who else watches CinemaSins/Wins after every movie they watch?

[@ellabvb7085]

Yup

[@tommerker8063]

used to, but i find cinemwins gives way too many wins,often for things that realy aren't that great

[@gManGabe]

I watch cinemaSins for movies I *haven't* watched, saving myself a couple hours in the process. This channel is like cliff notes for movies!

[@smittysmeee]

In this case, I watched it before the movie because I was pretty sure I didn't want to waste money, even for a $3 rental. I was right.

[@6thgraderfriends]

@@tommerker8063 True. I can't watch cinemawins for a movie I didn't like watching but I can watch cinemasins for movies I liked and didn't like because Jeremy's right...no movie really is without sin.

[@lorenzoparaphernalia7523]

The one sin no one ever talks about is how in Iron Man 1 they were still figuring out the S.H.I.E.L.D name... but in this movie, set years before, they already have the name and logo.

[@6thgraderfriends]

I think they tried to ret-con that though because in Winter Soldier they mention how Peggy Carter and Howard Stark help found S.H.I.E.L.D.

[@lazerbeams2536]

@@6thgraderfriends retcons, the laziest of bad writing crutches.

[@Wangitup]

Or maybe he was messing with Tony?

[@marconotonfacebook3480]

@@Wangitup And Pepper...

[@johannaswart9537]

Coulson said in Iron Man just call us S.H.I.E.L.D to Pepper because pepper was saying the whole thing

[@MLG2341]

Any situation ever: We need Captain Marvel Every character ever: sHe'S oFf PlAnEt

[@Paulafan5]

No, Nick Fury just let thousands of New Yorkers die instead of calling her in, and thousands of Sekovians too. Also, he doesn't start making weapons until 14 years later when the Destroyer attacks (Thor 1) instead of right after this movie.

[@RenTran1]

I feel like she just came late. Thor- Fury: CAPTAIN MARVEL, THERE'S AN ALIEN SPACE ROBOT! Captain Marvel: I'm coming! Fury: Nevermind, Thor dealt with it. Captain Marvel: You mean the Norse God? Avengers- Fury: CAROL, THERE'S EVIL ALIENS! Captain Marvel: Okay, I'm coming. Fury: Nevermind, I replaced you. Captain Marvel: WTF! Age of Ultron- Fury: EVIL ROBOTS! Captain Marvel: Seriously? Fury: YES! Captain Marvel: I'm coming. Fury: Nevermind, the replacements did it. Captain Marvel: Ugh. Infinity War- Fury: *contacts Captain Marvel and turns to dust* Captain Marvel: Meh, I'm sure he's fine. *30 minutes later* Captain Marvel: Fuck.

[@windermere_peaks]

Ren Tran That makes a lot of sense. I mean, she didn’t show up on earth until days, possibly weeks, after Fury paged her, and all of those other huge threats were over in a day or two at most.

[@jadetrolland8095]

@@RenTran1 that actually makes so much sense.

[@wheelburrow5937]

Wasn't captain marvel supposed to be male

[@julianfrazier4815]

"1-in-a-billion fluke".... 7 billion humans on the planet. So... at least 7 avengers, Right?

[@luthegamecat922]

Julian Frazier it’s not for just earth though. This is the entire galaxy.

[@mechasentai]

Because math!

[@mettatonex7221]

Some of them became Avengers on purpose, too. Tony Stark didn't stumble upon the Iron Man suit; he built it after the planned attack on his convoy that led to his capture. Steve Rogers volunteered for the super soldier project that was the result of years of research, which I'm almost positive was not an accident. Thor was born with thunder powers and he was given his hammer because he proved he was worthy of it.

[@hafsamahmood6958]

@@mettatonex7221 i guess only banner counts as an accidental avenger then

[@CowyGriffon]

VVVʌt/s hœr εnd-gejm??

[@tannerj5330]

*Missed a sin* Talos, when initially seeing the Flerkin: That’s not a cat! Also Talos, 10 minutes later, when being asked about all the things he can shapeshift into: What’s a cat?

[@bananabuttersomethin]

You don't have to know what a cat is if you can recognize a Flerken by sight. A Flerken is a Flerken.

[@pschexy945]

The Flerken is also not a snozzwangler. I don't know what a snozzwangler is, but because I know I'm looking at a Flerken, I know it's not one

[@BlackSaiyan24]

@@pschexy945 true but this ignores that a single item/personage can be multiple things: a man is a human, a son, a mammal, a banker/cop/musician, and could be a father, a brother, a felon/Christian/Muslim, etc

[@mja2317]

It would have been worth removing all of the sins if 1995 Nick Fury looked and acted exactly like Jules from Pulp Fiction.

[@robertthomson1994]

i thought it was hilarious how much they made him look like his character in xXx, Augustus Gibbons. thats what i said as soon as he stepped out of the car "Augustus!!"

[@jarink1]

That would have been the 1978 version of Nick Fury.

[@SpawnCapo]

What does Agent Coulson look like? Does he look like a bitch?

[@mahmahmahmuh]

@@jarink1 Why? Pulp Fiction is set around 1993 when it was filmed. Cellphones and shit.

[@coopertroop10]

lRodrigo Santos

[@michaelamanie4797]

“The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye.” So that someone is a cat?

[@sanna9062]

Yes

[@slinkerdeer]

MikeSaiyan99 well holding an animal THAT close to your face with freakin’ sharp claws and lightning fast strike time.. your kinda trusting it NOT to maul you. But, not the cats fault. Nobody should ever hold a cat like that, its condescending and I believe thats why they hate it. Grew up around a cat btw, and she only ever scratched me when I ignored warnings and pushed boundaries. Eventually we became trusting of each other enough she would want me to pet her belly and after some time even held her to my chest and just cuddled foe a while. She passes away a few years ago, and I’ll never forget or stop missing her.

[@lilyoda787]

Slinkerdeer he trusted the avengers to save New York ...

[@EntidadLibre]

@@lilyoda787 Not enough to tell them about the weapons tesseract-powered.

[@EntidadLibre]

I try to pretend that did'nt happened.

[@diamondsnake1273]

Sam: Prove you not a Skrull Carol: obliterates jukebox Sam: Accepts this as a proof, despite not knowing what kind of powers Skrull does have

[@hylianchriss]

Exactly, but what can he do? She literally holds all the information and all the cards. Everything she explained about the rules about what Skrulls can and can't do is also something he has no way of knowing if it's true or not. I felt that was part of the "joke" in that scene, that he just had to go with whatever she said and that he HAD to trust her without verification. Because what else can he do at that point?

[@Hiraghm]

Amiga. (had to say it)

[@AltamashSayed]

Also, he just turns his head to look at the photon blast going just inches past him, like its an everyday thing in the 90's..!!

[@MrDragonorp]

@@hylianchriss DNA?

[@channingscott009]

He literally says that in the movie.

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

"The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye." Dude, you told the Flerken you were trusting her not to EAT you. You didn't say nothin' about no eyes. Did she eat you? No. She saved your ass. Flerken ungrateful humans...

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Lol plus goose is a him

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 I posted that with the comic-book version in mind (I had recently heard that Carol had a "cat" named Chewie in the comics that laid Flerken eggs at the end of the story) and I was going to come back and correct it, but I double checked and the director actually intended for Goose to be female in the movie. mashable.com/article/captain-marvel-cat-goose/

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@hiccuphufflepuff176 ohhh ok

[@akshatsharma9740]

Actually the skrull dressed as colson was the reason.

[@emisthem6562]

Fury lost his eye to a cat?! I waited THREE YEARS after watching Avengers to figure this out and it was A CAT??!! *Please stop screeching that it wasn't a cat cause I don't give a flerken

[@SaucyTatertot]

Remember when fury told someone (I forgot who) that trust is what lost him his eye

[@rpsnider85]

But it's "FUNNY"... fucking sjws don't know real humor even though they unintentionally provide it constantly.

[@thegreyjedi2372]

Never happened. This movie was just a nightmare.

[@emisthem6562]

@@thegreyjedi2372 I laughed harder than I should have XD

[@dtester]

@@SaucyTatertot He trusted that cat, man! Like a brother, man! [Cries]

[@LUISPRIME]

Nick Fury loses his eye to a damn alien cat friendly swipe. Add 20 Sins.

[@technine9770]

Even though in the winter soldier, nick said last time i trusted someone i lost an eye

[@afif5496]

And people actually think this shit is funny

[@ChrisAtheist]

@@technine9770 he trusted the cat

[@Officerdown76]

no add 40 no 100 because it was so damn dumb

[@Bradyboy26]

100 sins*

[@GameFrostYT]

Removed sins for Stan Lee +Respect

[@emilyhewitt8361]

F

[@axolotlboi9442]

I legit thought that when he said "I've owned a cat before" he said "I boned a cat before" and just froze.

[@kingslytherin7]

I actually heard it too.

[@micahdiazoni189]

*Any damn logo appears* Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

[@dominiquereyes22]

This Whole man? Not just half the man? Or 3/4 of him?

[@ncrawford5673]

Accept he fails. Also that joke gets soooo annoying

[@Mecks089]

*Little did they know, that Man has been Dead for a small while now.*

[@Zeddyboi86]

French Toast Endgame, has no logos. I’m excited to see what they say!

[@downsouthdon6813]

I read that in his voice 😂

[@yunawave4510]

Movie: *has opening logo* CinemaSins: *_Wait, that's illegal._*

[@stardust6998]

Movie : has opening logo Cinemasins: Actually , quantum mechanics forbids this.

[@jaschabull2365]

So damn true. What did opening logos ever do to Jeremy?

[@stardust6998]

@@jaschabull2365 prolonged the movie

[@yunawave4510]

@@stardust6998 By barely a minute?

[@jaschabull2365]

@@stardust6998 If he hates spending time watching movies that much, why did he make watching them his job?

[@jkap9828]

The 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...

[@alexsiemers7898]

When did you rule out the possibility of her mom telling her about Carol?

[@trannygranny7811]

J Kap Shes 10

[@Helldog6]

@@trannygranny7811 Yes..... so the 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...

[@trannygranny7811]

Helldog6 Mayby the 4 year old kid saw pictures of carol and heard stories who fucking knows einstein

[@amelie9629]

Shes like 10 or anything but it seems like you've Never Seen a Kid before

[@itsme4234]

I just hate when the Tesseract is being all Tesseracty

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

its me What for? It’s a cosmic artifact of immeasurable dominion over space. “Being Tesseracty” is the only thing it does.

[@badabing9402]

@@thefilmwatcher1302 but sometimes it can be space stoney.

[@michaelwallace9461]

Actually, how does Steve return the space stone to 1970 withoutbthe big cube?

[@itsme4234]

@@michaelwallace9461 yeah I know, but endgame was made just to crap on the original cast of avengers.

[@thewrongcard7426]

"You can't change an event by remembering it"... Rick Sánchez is laughing in the distance

[@josephtpg7329]

Some how, I read this at the exact same time he said it. Weird lol.

[@jonas6291]

"Totally fake origin story"

[@DarkKnight-by7ql]

The Lion Fabricated

[@SweetChickenSir]

Negative Sins for Stan Lee! Excelsior!

[@primus0348]

EXCELSIOR INDEED

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@primus0348 amen

[@joec7217]

Damn right

[@jimothydrstrange9158]

"Its a Double negative. It infers the positive" Jason Statham, Chaos

[@tvphuu]

because he's a patreon?

[@Ghost-yw7lf]

Is it just me or do other people think should’ve saved the Stan Lee intro for Endgame

[@MisterTutor2010]

Not just you.

[@superboi9256]

Same

[@MrPonytron]

They should've saved it for Endgame. Captain Marvel is a bad movie. Endgame is pretty freaking sweet

[@yraco1232]

@@MrPonytron Even if Captain Marvel was the best movie in existence, Endgame would still probably outperform it so more people would see the intro.

[@oddocb414]

Yes YES *!!!YES!!!*

[@craftdan]

15:24 is more relevant now due to WandaVision episode 4 & 5. Young Rambo seems really mad at Captain Marvel about it.

[@AffableElkVOD]

“She will not” bahahaha yeah poor Monica really got shortchanged there... she had pretty good exposition in WandaVision tho 🤣

[@jeremypoe9461]

When black widow's peanut butter jelly sandwich gets more screentime than you in endgame

[@technowizard5629]

Ha.... haha.... ahahahahahhahh!!!! I don't know why but this actually made me laugh.

[@kostaspsycho]

you think you're funny, huh? forgot what Carol did to this team? she damn helped. that is what you always forget. if it wasn't her, Thanos could fuck everyone up. first, she saved tony and nebula from dying in space. secondly, she destroyed his spaceship and when Thanos beat everyone in the battle and he was about to snap and wipe out everyone, then Carol was just there on time to stop him. tell me about that, you ignorant ass..

[@infinityrocks7360]

Kostas P 💀💀 calm down bruh it’s a joke 😭😭

[@infinityrocks7360]

Kostas P it’s literally a movie lmfao

[@danitho]

@@kostaspsycho that was plot convienence. Anyone with flight abilities could have done that. Hell Wanda could have done that.

[@shaundonovan5937]

“never liked Stan lee cameos” Angry marvel fans load rifles in the distance

[@Hiraghm]

I never liked Stan Lee, so there you go. (to be fair, I never particularly DISliked him... unless he created Captain Duhmerica, in which case I loathed him).

[@deletdelet6532]

Hiraghm Jack created Captain America

[@whateverkat8122]

Hiraghm You act like this random bit of news would be distressing to him when he was just making a joke lol.

[@thatstuff1519]

@@Hiraghm Bro it's a joke.

[@Wh1stle_03]

@@Hiraghm and what's wrong with Steve?

[@dcap79]

Avengers Nick Fury: "Not only did we learn that we're not alone..." Me: "But haven't you known that since 1995?"

[@Caseytify]

Yeah, this movie really screwed with continuity.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Caseytify It’s more like this: Fury didn’t want to reveal top-secret information about shape-shifting aliens to a God of Thunder, who could possibly bring them back to Earth with his tense relationships with the Kree, and a selfish and self-destructive billionaire who would JUMP at the chance to exploit their technology if they were brought back to Earth. Also, the room was under surveillance. How do you think everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D., especially Secretary Pierce, would react if they found out their director was keeping a crucial secret from them for the last 17 years?

[@lazerbeams2536]

Maybe it should be called Captain Retcon

[@marvelfanatic9535]

@@lazerbeams2536 100%

[@daveagard1884]

Fury didn’t always tell the truth tho

[@mbreese7399]

fury losing an eye to the cat deserves at least a 1000 sins

[@artsenalproductions4813]

A cat!? Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@artsenalproductions4813]

Take time to Breath. Ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@diamondsnake1273]

Cinemasins: you can call me SJW, but it was time for Marvel to introduce strong female character Black Widow: Am I a joke to you?

[@Gozokukolat]

Why can't I up vote this comment more than once per account?!

[@halkeye20]

And we all know that because he gave this movie any sins means he's alt right

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

But black widow isn't stronk if she was she would have survived the fall.

[@ZainDhananil1k3ab0s5]

@Liam P that's literally the next movie after Far From Home

[@arturoflash]

He wasn't talking about the character, he was talking about the relationship between Carol and Maria

[@bigshowsminime]

You missed the sin that, according to the MCU timeline, S.H.I.E.L.D didn't get its name until Iron Man...much later than the events of Captain Marvel.

[@shehulkgolding2206]

They were called Shield back with Captain America. They didn't come into light until Iron Man

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

@@shehulkgolding2206 In Captain America: The First Avenger weren't they the OSA or SSR or something? Definitely not SHIELD yet.

[@jessy748]

@@Ammoniumbicarbonat yeah and then Peggy Carter and Howard become the founders of SHIELD afterwards

[@Andre_APM]

That's only a plot hole if you have not seen the tv shows

[@louiejohncastillo9822]

tv shows are not cannon before end game

[@Window_Hero]

10:08 I'm actually pretty sure that's Windows 98, which is an extra sin, since the movie is set in 1995, and there's a calendar in the same sequence that says as much.

[@CowyGriffon]

Leave McMarvel Studios Alone

[@mrnoname2321]

Yes, they should focus on getting everything accurate instead of focusing on the (shit) story.

[@alexluo2291]

It felt like there were a lot of sins but somehow it wasn't that much

[@minimorp]

i think its because he tends to give some sins like 20 points for being particularly egregious in other videos

[@MessiahComplex_OG]

0 Seconds of Logos Cinema Sins: EXCUSE ME

[@paulkhailo7148]

Character: *breathes* CinemaSins: thats a cliché

[@Great.Milenko]

That meme should die

[@deejd5243]

I mean... he's not wrong

[@TheWheatless]

At least find a video where he complains about cliches a lot. As opposed to this one, where he doesn’t.

[@Sasha-mx9hd]

True, true.

[@ghost_curse]

"Complaining about clichés" cliché. *DING*

[@syednoorerasul]

You've earned my respect for taking off 4 sins for the Stan Lee intro

[@zekezzekekan2144]

And then immediately after he sins the same intro.

[@StadiaTime]

Then lost it for trying to use the term "mansplaining" in a random scene and being an SJW shill

[@evanl871]

This is why I enjoy cinemawins more.

[@sevenheadedhydra1896]

He sinned Shrek though

[@channel9games666]

Aight, y’all know this crap is satire. These videos are just a thing he’s doing to be funny, with some real logic. But...sinning the same intro with a deceased beloved Marvel creator is pretty insensitive; he should’ve cut them some slack.

[@chananabips7009]

For me, the Marvel logo at the start always gives you the hype or preparation before you watch the film and that's something I always wanna see. Like after a few years of not watching a Marvel movie and watching one again when one comes out nostalgia hits so good

[@kimseokjin6541]

Yes same for me as well

[@nickbritten8132]

12:08... come on! A child instinctively knowing how to change the costume colours!? No sin for that doozy!?

[@HylerMusic]

Nick Britten I mean... it was just a touchscreen with colors on it? I feel like if I strapped an Apple Watch on, went back to 95, and then brought up the color palette or wheel and told a child, even one who had never used any technology at all, to pick out a color on the wheel or palette, they wouldn’t have any problem pointing to red, blue, and gold 👌

[@Novahawk12]

@@HylerMusic They'd look for buttons. this is the 90's. Touch screens won't be invented for another decade. everything is either a button or dial interface.

[@HylerMusic]

Nova Hawk isn’t a color palette essentially an array of buttons? It’s not like a blank screen that needs to be swiped, pinched, or something else. And I thought Carol used it first when bringing it up... just checked 12:04, she sure does 👌 The kids watching as she shows her what pushing the different ones do.

[@Novahawk12]

@@HylerMusic A colour palette isn't an array of buttons. It's a visual display of colour variations. What we see is a hexagon grid with various colours under a touch screen. Being shown how to do something and know how to do something are very different. This kid might know how to switch colours on ms paint but that doesn't mean she knows how to use alien technology in a few minutes. From what we see in the movie the wrist device is advanced technology that can do anything from play video in holograms to long range communication. There's no way the kid wouldn't set off something unintended. Does the wrist thing have pressure touch? does that effect hue or saturation? is there an equivalent to a home button? Does it change based on the user? there's a lot here we can't know but one thing is for sure. Kid using alien tech on the first try deserves a sin. The same way a 1995 computer can upload a virus to an alien computer.

[@bahamutkod]

Why would they? They're softballing this movie like everyone else. Three minutes to mention anything at all about how terrible Carol is?

[@roddysboxsinternsbrother]

Movie: has .0000000001 second of logo Cinema sins: that sin cannot be forgiven

[@vorshack8968]

This joke structure is older than F.D. Roosevelt and about as lame.

[@CowyGriffon]

Ivøn yf êvriwʌn hejts #Hœr før yt Ðæt/s ðø sâкryfajs ši/z mejkỹŋg Ši/z nαt бiỹŋg æ #Hirow Ši/z biỹŋg sʌmþỹŋg mor Æ kejnajn gârdiøn Æ gølæktyk prøtεktør Æ kæptyn mαrvøl

[@connorb9872]

you and the whole franchise is cancer now

[@vorshack8968]

@@CowyGriffon Sorry but google translate says you're speaking gibberish.

[@fernandaviveiro7516]

@@CowyGriffon nlnlmMNBHGGÝVVGVY6CCCSZXWWS2WAA1MMWWEIÑJNJHHGÚCFCFFCDCEXWW235THGĢYHÚÍ

[@nomadespotter]

Samuel L. Jackson singing Mr. Postman deserves a sin off

[@yoda908]

But you gotta love the twist on his signature mother f...n quote from all his movies by saying; "MotherFlerkin."

[@Boncomics]

5:26 You mean, THANK YOU, SAM RAIMI for Spider-Man 2. Making train fight scenes mandatory in every subsequential MARVEL movie.

[@SomeGuyPF]

Give this 200 sins for having less sins than Thor: Ragnarok

[@eshitasahu3030]

That's sexist

[@Jack-dl5rw]

Da Goat King please be a joke, please be a joke, please be a joke

[@JuTakii]

@@eshitasahu3030 Is that a microaggression or something?

[@platonicbuu7454]

lol CinemaSins super liberal and probably signed a petition to get a women's only viewing going on somewhere in Seattle. He lost me at mansplaining. I'm left af, but whenever he mentions trump or feminism, it's cringy

[@UnanimousDelivers]

It's weird. My observation has been that 85% of the time if the sin count is under 100, he likes it, and if it's over that, he hates it. But considering how many people loved Ragnarok, and then factor in how no one is more critical of any one thing than that thing's fandom, one might argue that this film had so little to examine that there was simply too little to judge as sin or win to go over 97. Not that it's worse, or has more worse things, but that there's little in it to judge good or bad. It's just sorta there.

[@griffinpeterson6097]

This movie discredits Winter Soldier. Remember when Fury was talking about how he lost his eye? Then this movie shows that it was messed up by a cat

[@dimitrescu182]

They should retcon it, maybe have Fury lost his eye to Wolverine

[@pview4093]

they should retcon CM entirely

[@nikogruben9573]

I mean, Fury said himself in the end that he’s gonna keep the cat thing secret

[@dincaaelius1634]

Actually, it's a callback. In CA:WS he said that the last time he trusted someone he lost an eye and prior to the incident he picks Goose up and tells him he trusts him. It's also quite fitting for fury to say something like that considering humans would think Goose is just a cat and not a lethal alien.

[@nickyd8049]

wait in the movie nick furys eye is harmed earlier in the movie. when sheild was inflitrated by skrulls or something. thats what fury meant in winter soldier when he said last time i trusted someone

[@WiloPolis03]

Never thought I'd live to see the day that Cinema sings removes *4 sins* for logos

[@morganb6717]

i now want to watch Jeremy in Cinema Sings... based on past experience, he would.

[@yoyoland8461]

Me a single mom with 10 limes in the basket on the table 👀 him not realizing they sell fake lemons 🍋 for decoration at basically all stores 👀😂😂

[@themadclasher1235]

*Sees video uploaded 5 minutes ago and comments are from 20 hours ago* Me:Impossible

[@csigunner5087]

Same

[@SkaarMk4]

@@tinteddrift the fact that they referenced a meme shows that they know that

[@CuppaLLX]

oddy enough this is possible. See most big channels like this schedual a show to go up unlisted first, usually for patron or other VIPS to see it a day first. Then it becomes Public a day later.

[@calebproductions1264]

Well duh, it’s patreon.

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Well in will watch certain channels, I wake up and get a cup of coffee and type in a channel name and watch their current video. Sometimes it will take 3 days before I get a notifcation.

[@jielynsabarez2693]

Movie Intro: *Exists* CinemaSins: *There’s a tax for that*

[@theoarlan834]

ooOohHhh NoOooOo

[@elineverstraeten1872]

they're a bit salty about intros there's a tax for that

[@brobi_jaun_kenobi]

I love the KZbin community

[@benjaminloken1999]

TWO WORLDS, COLLIDING!!!

[@LandofMert76]

surprised you didn't make a comment about the cat being the reason he lost his eye

[@erenerikci3263]

Thomas Mertens That should’ve been at least 50 sins; since he added about 15 sins for Aquaman’s overuse of sudden explosions.

[@adiadiadi333]

He's an sjw now... He secretly loves this movie

[@calebproductions1264]

I smell a hypocrite in this comment section, is it you aditya?

[@kylie7780]

I think the "Whew. Glad they're not gonna ham handedly try and shoehorn a reason for Fury's eyepatch into this movie." and the kitty in space were both implying without outright saying it.

[@spacejesus6581]

You mean the Flerkin or however it’s spelled

[@jmlinden7]

2:53 "You can't change an event by remembering it" but that's exactly how remembering things works.

[@mr.crazypants2707]

Captain Marvel, getting her lights knocked out by a rock since 2019

[@talonapex9775]

Zander A a really really really tough purple rock that can destroy planets

[@mr.crazypants2707]

@@talonapex9775 and can knock tHe MoSt pOwErFuL hErO iN ThE mArVeL UnIvErSE out.

[@mr.crazypants2707]

@Feetus Deletus 😁

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

Lost the count how many times she fell

[@TubezThe1]

You know you can make a comment without putting it out of context

[@Blakblooded]

-4 at the start. That might be the lowest the sin counter has ever gotten. And for Stan Lee, no one is deserving of a negative sin count more then him.

[@paulinephan05]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Wall-E go lower?

[@homesmartrocks]

@@paulinephan05 yeah Wall-E got -5

[@MrAidanFrancis]

Trolls 2 went down to something like -169

[@LargeMetallicFellow]

Alien was negative 4 too.

[@calumander1053]

jaws started with -5

[@theimataka9820]

Should have added at least 100 sins for the way Nick lost his eye...

[@yaeleah0722]

A cat scratched it

[@gavinhenderson7250]

@@yaeleah0722 an alien scratched it.

[@maximumride3848]

I mean it does kinda make sense because his scar was in scratch marks

[@calebproductions1264]

Why? me and my sisters laughed at that part, it was so funny.

[@masterlinktm]

@@calebproductions1264 "it entertained therefore it is good" no. that is not how things work trolls 2 is not a good movie because people are entertained by it shit writing is not good because your sisters laughed at it entertaining =/= good EVER

[@greatsave7]

I guess Vers blasting the jukebox is Kree for "I don't have to prove anything to you and you can't do jack about it."

[@ryanmaclean1720]

When a friend was in a theatre seeing captain Marvel, apparently when Brie was told to control her emotions around half way through the movie, someone yelled what emotions? I've never seen her laugh that hard.

[@Paulafan5]

She does have emotions, if being "snotty" once in a while counts as emotions. She should have been like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not... "snotty". Maybe Joss Whedon should've written this movie instead.

[@carlosmanrique54]

Yeah that happened.

[@alecro2112]

Carlos Manrique Nothing ever happens

[@musicmaniac5246]

That’s just what being a woman is like. I disagree with somebody in a relaxed manner and I get told “calm down”. Somebody calls me a bitch and when I say “don’t call me that” I get told “calm down”. I’m angry because somebody rudely interrupted me but I state I’m not done taking I get told “calm down”. Women are constantly told to calm down. Even by other women. Which was why the fact that both Yon-Rogg AND The Supreme Intelligence in the form of Lawson both telling Carol to “calm down/control your emotions” was really important, seeing as it functions for an allegory of real life. Plus, Larson’s acting came off in a sort of dorky way where Carol was just replying sarcastically, and in Carol’s head, you could tell she thought she was the funniest mother fucker ever. Anyway, I guess that still is funny that somebody shouted that in a movie theater. Timing in comedy is key

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

_This movie = Beneath the Bottom of the Stupid Feminist Movement barrel._ _I'm surprised the Femi-Beta reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes didn't give it a 110%,_ _"Ripped-Ripe-Red-Reeee" bleeding sphincter score._

[@gamersupreme7980]

You didn't sin the fact that Nick Fury lost an eye from the cat

[@ZaneTruesdale007]

Frank Mai yes because last time He trusted someone he lost an eye

[@LiveNiceness14]

Honestly that would of been too easy of a sin.

[@lavans5721]

Just like add maybe 10 million sins

[@vids2002]

@@ZaneTruesdale007 Yes, we all know the phrase 😆🙄

[@Fugazity]

Technically it was not a Cat was a very dangerous tentacle monster who eats anything it wants and just disguise as a cat, so he is lucky was only his eye.

[@Brione30]

Carol: That’s a photon blast. Skrulls cant do that Me: And why the hell is Fury supposed to believe that?!

[@rolandixor]

AND they do it. Just watch the Marvel animated movies.

[@maxflorence9370]

Wow it’s almost as if fury said that right after she did it

[@ThisAdamGuy]

@@maxflorence9370 but never brought it up again because...she walked away? Makes sense.

[@Nate-tx9fp]

I mean... skulls should be able to shape shift into someone down to the freakin DNA right? So y can’t they photon blast if they turned into captain Marvel?

[@Samwell-himself]

Nathan cui should but cant. There are species of skrulls in the comics that can copy powers but all of them in the movie are just shape shifters with that silly short term memory thing

[@allysimpsons5478]

Marvel has that op problem with Scarlett Witch as well. In the movies she's one of the strongest heroes, but she doesn't even have her chaos magic reality warping abilities. I really think that Endgame would have been better if instead of having time travel be the way that they bring everyone back, they had Scarlett Witch use her reality alteration abilities to make it to where Thanos never got the Infinity Stones in the first place.

[@MocaLykke]

2:49 Cinema Sins has apparently never laid in bed at night reliving an argument they had 8 years ago and making all of the good points they couldn't think of at the time.

[@augustx869]

This comment seems oddly specific, are you ok??

[@linda10989]

I do that every single goddamn day. And I'm usually more than half-drunk at the time. Thank god for spell correct or none of my posts would make sense. Um, yay?

[@danacosta169]

August X only the times are specific 💀😭

[@Snoop4216]

The saying is “Hindsight is 20/20”

[@firstlast-FcK-YT]

There's nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion

[@gavin7978]

Me: “ Ah I have to go in 5 minutes” *Sees Captain Marvel on CinemaSins* “Imma have to reschedule”

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@jvrerae8512 rocks aren't stones so brie Larson is gay

[@augustx869]

@@jvrerae8512 im asian tho

[@jvrerae8512]

@@augustx869 she don't care nuff said that ain't minority enough

[@augustx869]

@@jvrerae8512 im asian

[@augustx869]

@@jvrerae8512 im asain

[@G-Unit1111]

When I saw this movie, I wanted to say out loud at least 15 times "she survives this".

[@legendoflink5882]

@Austin Kinchen those who are members of that club thing. Some KZbinrs do this and those in it can see the videos early

[@BCRivers]

I now say that during every movie thanks to these guys. 🤣

[@JustSumflo]

Legend of Link WRONG!! He’s actually from the future

[@maxgao2968]

I did, and people in the theater got really pissed at me

[@BCRivers]

@@maxgao2968 A small price to pay for salvation.

[@bigw2743]

As a Swiftie, I did NOT NEED to be reminded of ME!

[@furonbrainiac6634]

You forgot how the little girl manages to turn Danvers' suit to blue and red! She let the little girl change colors by randomly changing them but when they decided blue and red would be their choice suddenly the girl knew how to use Danvers' magic console, despite there not being any indication on how to use it.

[@BossMan-yu1og]

That's not terribly far fetched. Give a kid a cell phone these days and they will master it in less than an hour.

[@belg4r489]

How was there not any indication? There was literally a color pallet on there? Clearly visible

[@dortaciaparks827]

Y’all excuses are so funny

[@Elvisbackpack]

@@dortaciaparks827 The excuses for the on-screen events that show how it works?

[@ssaunders0100]

You forgot to sin her flawless hair. I mean that has to be a super power to 90% of the time have perfect hair. Even after flying back to Earth from space.

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

I like how it becomes a Mohawk through the top of the space suit too!

[@WiloPolis03]

Don't superheroes always have magical makeup though? I mean usually the hair gets a little ruffled otherwise but still

[@just1desi]

Terrible wig you mean

[@ellabvb7085]

Like I get what you're tryna say and I agree, like her hair should be wayyyy more messy, but like, that's just how movies are...?

[@MisssKayy]

I've never seen Captain America get a sin for perfect hair. Strange that you mention hair now.🤔

[@MegaMyown]

Missed the biggest sinnable offense in the movie, the fact that the one Skrull NEEDLESSLY DIED when he was being a distraction and then Jude Law killed him

[@hikari67]

He missed all real sins on purpose for money. KZbin attack everything about CM.

[@dirpyturtle69]

Izumi kajiura This movie sucked it has nothing to with marvel he didn’t die for nothing he died to buy them time

[@2dheethbar]

@@dirpyturtle69 Sure, but a bajiggajillion people loved it, and just like the impact your opinion makes, I loved it, too.

[@2dheethbar]

@@hikari67 Conspiracy! Someone get this guy a bodyguard!

[@2dheethbar]

He would sin it even if that Skrull survived. Point in case, literally anything ever in a movie can and/or *will* be sinned. This is common knowledge.

[@caseybledsoe770]

At the end when she was dragging Yon Rogg to his ship, she was struggling a bit. But we just saw how strong she was. She should have been able to toss him over there if she wanted to.

[@barastyr344]

Movie: *Has 0.000000001 seconds of logos* CinemaSins: THIS MAKES ME MAD

[@kelgreen99]

I can't with this guy anymore. But the one who complains about him is irritating too.

[@danitho]

Just like this one, there are movies where he's taken off point for having short logos...

[@mikrofonija8885]

I liked old 5-10 minutes viedos more than this

[@erikc4834]

@@kelgreen99 this is a comedy channel not meant for people who can't take jokes

[@kelgreen99]

@@erikc4834 That's ALWAYS what both sides say but it's sorta like the p***ygrabber. You say a bunch of inflammatory stuff then say, "its ALL just comedy." Nah, skip.

[@oyvinator]

also.. when she blasts the jukebox its like 5 cm away from Furys head, yet he dont react to it in any way.. ding

[@RathFox]

Destroying private property all to prove a pointless and illogical conversation.

[@nathanielperry2714]

Also what are the chances that no pieces of debris from that jukebox would land anywhere near them or hit them

[@spikejrb7572]

Also is there any reason for Fury to assume that the Skrull couldn’t do that?

[@oldmandeadpool1064]

Also, fury knows nothing about skrylls. Carol could be lying through her teeth

[@barisbal7782]

@@oldmandeadpool1064 some times you need a little faith. he was clearly not trusting her anyway he just had to roll with it. all he knew was the green ones with the pointy noises attacked him and blonde white one who blasting shits saved him and chased the green ones.

[@themerpking8445]

He gave it a sin because... the de aging worked too well? Wait a minute...

[@zekezzekekan2144]

He sins things he likes all the time.

[@RoKer13]

TheMerpKing It’s a nod to deep faking, look it up. It’s actually a real life conflict.

[@CaptainFracture]

The whole sin counter thing is retarded and why I don’t watch this series as much anymore. He just says random things and the counter “dings” half of the stuff he says isn’t a sin

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@CaptainFracture You should stop watching completely, then.

[@CaptainFracture]

Lightning Farron you gonna cry?

[@themimsy]

A big problem with this movie is that we learn what Carol has forgotten before she learns and then we see it AGAIN when she learns it.

[@NewMessage]

Let's face it... Richard Grieco is just glad someone remembers his name.

[@rebelvictorsofthecornucopi8670]

I have never seen a fight scene on a train before. Except always.

[@kenschortgenjr7540]

The only thing missing since Samuel L. Jackson was nearby was a reference to 'Snakes on a Train' :P

[@patrickt.6492]

I liked it when Archer parodied that.

[@thechronic__9289]

I immediately thought about red dead redemption 2

[@dickmelsonlupot7697]

@@patrickt.6492 Patrick....Patrick....Patrickk... *PATTTRRIIIICCCCKKKKK!!!!*

[@oddocb414]

What!!!! *SERIOUSLY* you watched the video to What a coincidence

[@nathandorow5345]

Fury’s cat eye scratching is worth 1 billion sins

[@G-Unit1111]

Plus the obvious outtake of playing Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever". Lol.

[@bestplayername]

Ikr?Must be the most stupid way to him losing his eye

[@DionsWorld24]

bestplayername well how did he lose his eye in the comics?

[@fernandoborja6963]

​@@DionsWorld24 An explosion from a NAZI grenade in the gulf war.

[@PmanUwU]

it was stupid but i think 1 billion sins is a bit over the top

[@wizzydoesdallas3408]

Looking back, I wish I would have worked at a blockbuster when I was a teenager.

[@troyani5992]

Cinemasins: you can call me SJW, but it was time for Marvel to introduce strong female character Scarlet Witch: Am I a joke to you?

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

Troy ani yes

[@Bardan2009]

What about Black Widow?

[@Ixe2077]

@@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 She is strong af I don't see a problem.

[@brandonpohl2633]

That's not what he said

[@nikogruben9573]

Strong was meant as in standing up for yourself. Scarlett Witch is a side character and was never intended to be more. She has strong powers but otherwise isn’t that “strong”. Same goes for Black Widow. As much as I love Black Widow, how often has she done her own thing, not what others told her to do? (I hope that’s gonna change in the future)

[@giletadic9470]

To me the movie tried too hard to make CapMarvel worthy of leading the new MCU. She doesn’t have character or physical ability flaws like all other super hero’s in the MCU to overcome. -Iron man was an alcoholic then suffered from anxiety -Thor was an over privileged brat and had to humble himself down -Steve Rogers could only punch and kick and had to use his heart to get thru -Bruce suffered w controlling the hulk for his whole time in the mcu - black widow had to deal with her past -Hawkeye is fighting an army of robots with a bow and arrow

[@Awesomeness785]

I mean, why would Miss little perfect be flawed in any way? She has to be a role model for women! Go feminism!

[@tilly7689]

And captain marvel was constantly put down by people and them telling her she isn’t good enough but finally got to prove herslef

[@jaschabull2365]

I mean, I guess if Thor's main problem was needing to humble himself from a self-perceived godhood, Captain Marvel could undergo a similar arc.

[@MrPonytron]

I definitely had similar thoughts about this. Other characters in the other films actually when through character arcs and defining moments. Carol learned next to nothing throughout the course of the film other than the Kree were evil and not the Skrulls. The Skrulls being "refugees" made no sense, either.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@tilly7689 LOL,when? She was always an overpowered bitch and ends the movie as an even more overpowered bitch. No weakness or development at all.

[@DemonLordGamingAC0]

Are you seriously telling me a mother flerking cat is the reason for Nick fury's eyepatch? Disney wtf?

[@2dheethbar]

Should it have been a different run of the mill "freak accident"? Or maybe something so basic that it implied something so impossible such as the great Nicy Fury made one careless mistake that would be entirely uncharacteristic of him? "He lost it because let his guard down?! No flippin way, dude!"

[@MoGunzDatsWho]

It was the director Disney gives each director the ability to change things and she seemed hell bent on tearing down furry's character

[@dayaninikhaton]

Guess it was either that or something more dignified, like a tragic dish washing accident. Either way they kind of punked Fury out.

[@dowfreak7]

Right? I mean I guess you don't necessarily need to create an epic moment in which his eye is lost, but at least have a story around it, that's cooler than something that I've seen in a Twitch fails compilation.

[@NinjahDuk]

Last time he trusted someone he lost an eye. But not really.

[@Sunprism]

I'm so used to the sneaky, villainous skrulls...I spent the whole movie waiting for the innocent skrull family to drop their disguises and attack as skrull warriors

[@DesertDog]

Don't lie, you really wanted to remove a sin so the number would drop back to 69 again. I see your ways.

[@mettatonex7221]

I feel like most of the people who think 69 is funny don't actually know why 69 is funny.

[@mudkip9166]

@@mettatonex7221 everybody knows what 69 is lmao it's the number of skins in fortnite

[@mettatonex7221]

@@mudkip9166 Yes... that's exactly right...

[@Vvyroa]

@@mettatonex7221 you know that Twibb is kidding ... Right?

[@Vvyroa]

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[@boopergoober]

Cinemasins: Removes four sins for the Stan Lee logos Everyone liked that

[@ncrawford5673]

He should have taken off more though

[@omegared7814]

Nick fury's eye scratch is worth a billion sins

[@samueljackson3512]

Yes, because Fury doesn't lie about stuff to motiviate people. cough Cards in Jacket cough

[@woodcider]

It was the lamest letdown of subverting expectations BS ever.

[@maikerukazukii]

Omega Red yeah!!! I was like ..... that’s it ?

[@mercedesdrake9113]

no it was funny

[@maikerukazukii]

xx mercedes swiftie xx not for me I did laugh but I was like “ haha what!? ... that’s it “ just a chuckle

[@RabblesTheBinx]

I can't believe Disney _owns_ Star Wars, but they still felt the need to rename the "cat".

[@rickhunter6513]

“Help me obi wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope”. Lmao!

[@AndrewAce.]

As I was reading this that scene played lmao

[@ArnoldsKtm]

"The movie you watch just because it's a part of the MCU"

[@rafelg94]

@Warren Bain Hulk? Nah that's perfectly fine, yes? Iron Man 3 is not. Give me a break.

[@abigaildelgado.]

Yeeeeep

[@PrestovCannon]

@Warren Bain thor 2 explains why the collector has the reality stone, iron man 3 explains why tony doesn't need the arc reactor in his chest anymore, ant man 2 show us were they were during infinity war and why antman doesn't die from the snap, and gotg2 explains why nebula was on thanos's ship and why mantis is with the guardians.

[@eshitasahu3030]

It was actually a pretty good movie

[@Vert671]

Same with the first two thor movies

[@sigma4990]

Machine on Captains wrist: *Does something* CinemaSins: CaN It AcCeSs FrEE POrN

[@DragonstoneWolfe]

Honestly, the part that made me actually laugh out loud was the scene where Marvel got her powers, and her and the sniper duke it out. Marvel: "You knew all along!.... is that why we never hang out?" Sniper: "No, I just didn't like you."

[@GamerFromJump]

2:12 - Military drill instructors do not let recruits rag on other recruits during an exercise. Said recruits would be on the ground getting smoked before Carol hit the ground.

[@carazy123_]

*MAGGOT*

[@GamerFromJump]

Carazy123 - Notice I said _recruits_ can’t do it. Instructors can and do throw shade at recruits. They purposely act as a hate sink to give the recruits someone to focus on, and “compete” against. In reality, they’re competing against themselves.

[@BruvahSulaiman]

@Chuck D This film had a bit of an unnecessary agenda.

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

Yes but - what was the expression again? Oh, yes... _"Movie's gotta movie..."_

[@goodagandrew235]

that because trainees wouldnt do that in the first place, you succeed and fail as a class.

[@brynnaandersen7739]

"Starting to feel like a Nike commercial..." YES

[@michaelanthony4750]

Marvel: "Superman is boring because he's perfect and his only weakness is kryptonite." Later, "Here is our character who is perfect and has zero weaknesses."

[@technowizard5629]

Marvel: Here's Carol aka Captain Marvel. She basically has no weaknessss except for probably family and close friends. Thanos wasn't even scared of her. Also Marvel: Here's Wanda aka Scarlet Witch. Her weaknesses are her family and friends and probably her past (idk). Thanos was so fcking terrified of her.

[@technowizard5629]

Batman has a plan to take down all of his friends in case he has too. He is more of a god than Superman is, since he has found a way to take down a whole bunch of people that are way more powerful than him. Also, I think we can all agree that the REAL god is Deadpool.

[@kimmyyy1164]

@Russell Jordan LMAO suuuure

[@DerComicladen]

Whoever says Superman has no weakness, has no idea of Superman. He lost versus ridiculously weak enemies - Carol Danvers would for sure give him a good run for his money.

[@nightowl9818]

@Russell Jordan Superman ain't a god buddy😂

[@RichardFay]

The real problem isn't that she makes a communicator out of a payphone - it's that the communicator transmits its signals instantaneously. The signal would have to move faster than the speed of light for that to work, and radio waves don't do that..

[@gabriel7664]

Yeah, that kinda stuff makes me die inside. Marvel kinda over Marvels their movies nowadays. Writer(s): " I wrote a bunch of scenes that won't make any sense whatsoever to anyone who actually thinks about what's happening or why it's happening." Producer: "Perfect!"

[@travischristie8919]

Has anyone else realised that in CM they refer to it as SHIELD the acronym but later in Iron Man 1 they are yet to have a shorter name and refer to themselves as Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division??

[@Fushio_Didi]

Yup. Me and my boyfriend talked about that too and we both believe it's lazy script writing.

[@elaguajdo]

Just lazy retro nonsense on the writer's part.

[@o76923]

I mean, secretly they screw with continuity constantly in the movies. Sometimes they will re-edit them so if you buy a more recent DVD it'll be updated and other times they just don't care. The big one that jumps out is that they changed the color of the infinity stones in one of them.

[@Evilgrapez]

@@o76923 Wow, really? Never heard of Marvel editing a movie for the home release. I thought that was just a Star Wars thing.

[@franzsanders9573]

IIRC according to Kevin Feige, Coulson mostly referred to SHIELD without the acronym in Iron Man 1 since Coulson was repeating what Fury has ordered him to say up to that point around Stark so as to make them come across as more professional/legitimate instead of the vague shadow government they kind of are in practice.

[@zray1324]

Finally, I can watch the movie for free.

[@KingXOreo]

The only way it should be watched

[@YouTubalcaine]

Still wasn't worth it.

[@Ensomniac.brrrdy]

@@YouTubalcaine It was boring. Go watch Captain Shazam.

[@adventurebonni5]

@@Ensomniac.brrrdy But can't be boring . Because ofiicial . But that one I totally agree about watch Shazam .

[@MrATN800]

I still want a refund

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"This de-aging technology....I am terrified to see how this technology will be used in the future" I think in the next Mission Impossible Tom will look younger than he did in Top Gun...

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@John Gooch I don't care about you guys, honestly. I don't see an issue with a 200yo guy dating a 20yo chick. But that's just me. If I could stay young forever, then I would have no reason to desire death over becoming decrepit. If I can stay beautiful until the day I die, that's all I care about in life.

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@Apostle9590 If both are consenting adults, one can be 1000yo for all I care.

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@Apostle9590 Vampires deserve love too fyi. Just not Edward Cullen. No way Bella was old enough for him.

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@Apostle9590 Who the hell is?

[@Paulafan5]

Why does Sam Jackson look much older in 80s films than he does in this one? It's creepy and weird. Colson looks so bizarre.

[@elliesteele2027]

The biggest problem I have with Captain Marvel? Both the Kree and the Skrulls were already going _way_ faster than light speed. In order to travel to another solar system, even if you are travelling at the speed of light, it would take you years to get there. Since both the Kree and Skrulls were able to travel to several places across the galaxy during the movie, either light speed is way faster than in the MCU, or the writers just don't understand basic science.