Everything Wrong With The Marvels in 17 Minutes or Less

The Marvels is an MCU movie that really requires you to have seen a LOT of the Marvel shows because it just throws you in there and expects you to keep up. Anyway, it's got a lot of sins, too.
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[@michaelt9676]

Isn't "Steal the Atmosphere" the plot to Spaceballs?

[@freeamericanthinker558]

Yes

[@ELeeHamm]

Honest Trailers literally pointed that out!

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF FRESH AIR!

[@microbuilder]

"Parri-Air" lol

[@nathanstewart3329]

Yes. Yes it is.

[@troymartin4260]

Missed sin: When they said "its easier to round up CATS than humans"!!

[@christopherlh4379]

I really feel like he should have taken a sin off for the fact that during the scene where all the baby flerkins are running amok swallowing all the humans, they're playing the song "Memory" in the background. (For those who don't know, that is a song from the soundtrack of the Broadway musical, "Cats" 😂)

[@PaulieLauraXombie1331]

😂 My neighbor back on Longisland is Ron Devito he played Rum Tugger for years when CATS was first introduced in Broadway. I worked with him for a few years and I am absolutely sick of that song! He would play and sing it over and over! But not gonna lie I cracked up at that scene. The music fit perfectly. ❤

[@chheinrich8486]

If cats had a sense if justice they would gather their big cat betheren and slaughter the the creative team behind this move😂

[@Valorian6167]

It is never addressed that now you have a bunch of alien cats running around on earth

[@JonO387]

Missed sin: "black girl magic".

[@ojmccaf63]

Can we finally admit that the Skrull are Marvel’s Snoke storyline?? So under welming!!

[@SchmergDergen]

Yeah they wanted the Skrulls, Secret Invasion was a joke.

[@nintendowolf]

​@@SchmergDergenIdc I still think Gravik as a character is really cool and menacing. The actor played him well and deserved better. Can care less about literally everyone else 😭

[@babytoshiro7014]

not Marvel, but the mcu.

[@swimmingmide]

They can still pull a Skrull queen out and make them awesome in later projects. They probably wont but it is possible to get things back on track.

[@cyborgyAKAJaredN]

Yeah but snoke was a totally fabricated waste of space. The skrulls are cool, marvel studios just absolutely botched it. But yeah. But insanely underwhelming

[@jimb.7523]

*MALEKITH:* I am the dullest MCU villain audiences have ever seen! *DAR-BENN:* Um....hold my hammer.

[@EuclideanAl]

Who's Malekith...? Wait, who's Dar-Benn?

[@Szokynyovics]

If you put a gun to my head even then I wouldn't be able to recall the villain of the movie EVEN THO I'M WATCHING YOUR COMMENT!!

[@googlesucks6029]

Who is Malekith?

[@epicponedge1177]

I don't know who either of those people are.

[@celwenileran2135]

Feminist movie, diversity casting. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Carol and Monica: "We have the power to fly, absorb and shoot lasers, and tank everything." Kamala: *"GUM-GUM GIANT PISTOL!"*

[@nickcervenka8756]

I get that reference

[@sharpester7277]

One Piece reference.

[@quinnhouk5369]

lol wow. That was funny

[@oryxfirstnavigator4795]

Yup, my thoughts exactly. There are some Marvel heroes with REALLY dumb powers/abilities, but her's is easily the dumbest

[@swimmingmide]

Luffy would stomp all three if you offered him a sandwich.

[@Jonathan_Collins]

At this stage in the game, Disney sitcom level writing ultimately won't save the MCU.

[@Grabthar191]

It's not even a funny sitcom. It's just groan inducing and irritating.

[@Siaxo]

Its cool the coming of Marvel Jesus has been foretold

[@jonathankoch717]

Which is why they are brining in the big guns with deadpool 3

[@ff_m3570]

I think I saw the same comment from filmento 😂

[@KingLofiOne]

@@ff_m3570 I think it's a meme, like listing off an actor's full name, their role's full name (civil and superhero identity) and the full title of the movie and the production company... then concluding it's going to be "one of the films". I keep seeing those. "Edward Thomas "Tom" Hardy, CBE as Edward "Eddie" Charles Allan Brock as "Venom" in "Venom" in the Sony Spider-Man Universe is going to act in "Venom", one of the films of all time"

[@mst3k3000]

This just might be the first Cinemasins video on a movie that is being released on blu-ray on the same day it's being sinned. Quite impressed with it really.

[@rumbazumba3189]

Because this movie is so easy to sin

[@TheWarmachine375]

Carol Danvers, Nick Fury, Captain Mar-Vell, the Kree Empire and their Supreme Intelligence, and the Skrulls and their Secret Invasion were better handled by the Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes animated series.

[@rorylynch7775]

Also Hulk, Thor, Malekith, Hawkeye, Ant Man, MODOK and Ultron were all better in that cartoon than the MCU.

[@trashman6098]

I need to rewatch it to remember again...

[@anthony7697]

The only one on that list I will argue is Nick Fury. And only in that Pre-Infinity War, or at least through Winter Soldier/Civil War, he's on par with EMH, Fury after that point - yeah.... I don't know what the hell their thinking. I'd even go as far with Danvers that Avengers: Assemble or whatever that one that replaced EMH was called (yet seemed to still share some continuity) did a better job, or at the least made her more interesting basically being Maverick with superpowers.

[@BNuts]

_Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes_ and _The Spectacular Spider-Man_ are both great series. I'd recommend them to anyone who hasn't seen them, even though _SSM_ was cancelled before it could have a satisfying end.

[@bandhere728]

Facts💯💯💯💯💯💯!!!!! For those who never got chance to experience that show, please go watch it if looking for actual marvel comic greatness before Disney/marvel destroyed our beloved characters.

[@choboutube]

Yes, the incongruence of the different level of power of Captain Marvel was jolting. Same thing happens with the Force in Star Wars - Palpatine raised a huge fleet of star destroyers from the depths of the planet. If you have that power then you don't need Death Stars etc.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Pretty sure Palpatine didn't use telekinesis to lift hundreds of Star Destroyers.... antigravity technology exists in the Star Wars universe, after all, those Star Destroyers rose under their own power.

[@Vahktang]

A huge fleet of 1,000 ships. The Imperial fleet had 25,000 Star Destroyers. The Death Star had ‘half the firepower of the fleet.’ So, no, you still needed a Death Star.

[@kieranhair37]

@@Vahktang More importantly, why do people think a character having huge powers means it's never taxing to use them? Like, Jeremy asks why Captain Marvel needs a ship. Idk, maybe sometimes she likes having a normal place to sleep and shit and store her A1. Maybe her cat likes having a ship. I'm more frustrated by the fact that the Marvel/Sony relationship means they'll never adapt the storyline where Carnage takes over Carol's cat and eats her. It's weirdly similar to that Ren and Stimpy episode where Stimpy climbs into his own belly button.

[@EAS76]

2:08 Fury is that person in the grocery store that you get to hear their 40-minute life story they’re having on speaker phone while you’re just trying to get your stuff.

[@graffffik]

The stupidest thing i thing is when fury tells Monika to fly, yet nobody had idea 1 she ever could. it's like he already had a script of all future powers she will posses

[@chadharger9323]

Meanwhile in the comics she had to figure out everything on the ho.

[@KingLofiOne]

Black girl magic!

[@gingerdog8203]

He knows she can turn into energy and also control energy. Once her body is made of energy, she can move said energy wherever she wants within space (not space as in stars, space as in the areas around you), hence flight. Its just common sense

[@graffffik]

No it's not first you can shoot lasers from your fingers, then you are expected to defy gravity? No that's a big assumption, and he already knew the outcome. Thusly it is already knowing results. @@gingerdog8203

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

@@gingerdog8203 What is "common sense" about vague undefined superpowers received from being irradiated by an infinite stone or by walking through some equally vaguely defined magic hex? It's simply that "flying without wings" is one of the most common superpowers for some reason, along with various degrees of super-strength.

[@louisBrother1988]

I love how they actually just forgot about Aladna.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

Was that OCEAN water supposed to be for drinking? It was hard to pay attention during the movie.

[@louisBrother1988]

@@IWantToPetYourDog idk but they kinda just forgot about the big hole in the sky that was draining their water.

[@editsbybee]

5:24 I wanna add a sin for the explanation of their powers being "entangled" because they're similar to each other. Kamala's powers are explained as manipulating energy from her ancestors' native dimension which she can do because she is half interdimensional being and half mutant. that has nothing to do with Carol and Monica's vague "light-based" powers that they got from messing with infinity stone energy. But the movie basically counted on everyone not having watched the Ms. Marvel show and hey they were right lol

[@editsbybee]

the better explanation here would be that the same energy Kamala manipulates is the same energy being used to create the jump points so when Monical and Carol both touch it yadda yadda yadda. It's still bullshit but I think that's what they were originally going for before they dumbed it down to "they all do light stuff so... yeah."

[@FourthStreetSaint]

I think cuz she had the other band that the villain was looking for that connected her to the other 2

[@oryxfirstnavigator4795]

Still THE DUMBEST part of this entire movie. And that's saying something considering the fucking musical

[@editsbybee]

yeah I think so too but they don’t explain it like that they explain it like “well we all have light based powers and that’s what connects us” but Kamala’s powers are not “light based” at all

[@thekueken]

Well, um, so apparently Noor is the energy Kamala draws on from the Noor Dimension (where her ancestors came from), and it's described as "cosmic, photonic and mystical energy" or "hard light".. so, yeah, light. The hard-light thing was mentioned a few times in the Mrs Marvel show. I am not saying the movie's "explanation" makes real sense, tho!

[@heitorpergon]

14:26 I'm gobsmacked at how the Marvel people saw THIS performance and thought this was acceptable

[@GregorBarclay]

The frustrating thing is you could have written that character with 100% less moustache twirling, and she could have been one of the best Marvel villains. Like the dude from the first Black Panther, her motivations are pretty logical, her grievance with Captain Marvel entirely justified. They coulda played with shades of grey, if they’d wanted to. They didn’t want to, and fine, it’s a family movie, but there’s a more interesting path there that they didn’t take.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

You can’t pick on Tom’s wife! 😂💚

[@Libellulaire]

@@ZyliceLiddell Tom's wife ??

[@kieranhair37]

@@GregorBarclay I halfway agree. Killmonger's origin story was good, but I actually thought it was very unclear what his origin had to do with wanting to give high-tech weaponry to street kids or what about his specific history earned that last line about slavery. I feel like he was actually poorly written in a few ways. It just wasn't as obvious because Jordan nailed the performance too well for most people to care. He walks in, says "hello Aunty," and suddenly he's too damn likable to care about how little he's been fleshed out.

[@famousthaneus9810]

@@LibellulaireDar-Benn is played by Tom Hiddlesten’s wife

[@josephchristopher4957]

Oh, I forgot how much I hated the Singing Planet! You get 4,000 sins for reminding me.

[@Enterprise1701J]

Shouldn’t that have been typed 4,000 times?

[@Zordboy]

And it was so pointless, at that. Carol later explains that the Prince can understand normal speaking tones, so, there was absolutely zero reason to make this movie grind to a halt, so we can throw in a couple of musical numbers (and that's before we get to Kamala and her magic scarf). Even as I was sitting there in the cinema, I was thinking, "get on with it, hurry up already."

[@randypop7133]

Really thought you had an opportunity during the post-sins section to put in a Space Balls "Suck, Suck, SUCK!" when the water is going up at 17:38

[@TheWarmachine375]

Carol: "Prepare for trouble!" Monica: "And make it double!" Kamala: "Marvels, that's right!"

[@Jaytl359]

To Protect the world from devastation To United our people within our nation To denounce the evils of truth in love To extend our reach for the stars above Jessie. James Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light Surrender now or prepare to fight. MEOWTH, That's Right.

[@Gohka]

If this had been in the film I may have actually liked it, slightly.

[@rAnDomcaPiTaLs3]

Goose is not a cat. + 1 sin for you 😊

[@adamj.cuthbert7528]

Wobbuffet!

[@user-go4vz2ir6r]

Even got the cat, blasting off!

[@trinaq]

I feel sorry for Iman Vellani, she entered the MCU during the start of its decline. I hope that she manages to land much better projects in the future, she deserves better scripts.

[@thatoneginger6480]

Did you not see her cringe acting??? The avengers cast acted better then her 😂

[@jakubrejak1114]

@@thatoneginger6480 How was she cringe?

[@isaiahwatkins1502]

​@thatoneginger6480 her acting isn't cringe. Her character is cringe, which is not her fault either

[@lawrencefrost9063]

I feel sorry for anyone joining the MCU at this point of time...well maybe Ryan Reynolds is an exception.

[@oryxfirstnavigator4795]

​@@isaiahwatkins1502a character can be cringe and be made more cringe thanks to a cringe actor

[@AnonymousFreakYT]

11:20 - Aerodynamics doesn't care about "upright" versus "on its side". Especially when they're using some sort of anti-gravity technology to stay in the air.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

For this movie, I'll use a joke from THE BOYS: "GIRLS GET IT DONE "

[@MumRah]

Came here to post this. Left satisfied 😂

[@Dora-xi5ob]

Why

[@lawrencefrost9063]

GIRLS GET IT ON*

[@KingLofiOne]

That joke existed as a delayed response to that shot in Endgame, where all lesser-powered superheroines inexplicably find themselves in one location on the battlefield to needlessly defend the omni-powered Captain Marvel. She immediately zooms past them.

[@MadaraUchiha-ly8wr]

This movie has already stolen scenes from Star Wars, Spiderman: No way home, High school musical and Wonder Woman. There's NOTHING original about this movie😂

[@danknfrshtv]

This is the first CS video I've seen that feels like it's punching down...😂😂

[@cornparade6874]

Her "needing" a spaceship is because its probably more comfortable to hang around in than just floating in a vacuum even if she can. And she needs somewhere to keep her stuff and the cat. Shes still a person, you try living in an open field with no possessions and nobody to talk to and doing nothing but thanklessly saving people all day lol

[@wordwaster8949]

Yeah. It's basically her apartment. It seems like just an example of trying too hard to find things to sin to appease the people that wanted them to roast the movie. Another example was acting like it was impossible for her to 'really' be super in busy just because she was taking a rest at the time.

[@craigmusvipa7250]

I agree, I thought it was obvious that's like her home so she isnt just flying around in space until she reaches a planet that'll house her. Like come on

[@neikodemus]

Ouch, when you know "Harder Better Faster Stronger" is from Daft Punk

[@quizman5]

I feel like the biggest sin of this movie is how the post credits scene is the most interesting part of the whole movie, same with Black Adam, you could've just released the post credit scene on social media, saved yourself $100 million dollars and spent time on the things people want to see

[@jasonmaynard2402]

I want it acknowledged that I love CinemaSins so much that I willfully endured 17 minutes of this film's footage.

[@rheller_82]

I'm retracting your beast sin because he looks like the animated series X-Men beast. It was one of the few good things.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Damn that MIB parody was fire 😂

[@Seetiyan]

How am I supposed to breathe with no air? No air, no air . . . 🎵

[@jedsithor]

Supposed superheroes abandoning an entire planet to genocide deserves a million sins by itself.

[@Stile4aly]

You mean retreating after being defeated?

[@TYCOM125]

You better call up Thor Ragnarok too. I didn't like that outcome either, but it seemed necessary at the time.

[@jedsithor]

@@JeremyS.-ug3sp The planets recovering doesn't mean the people will. If we get wiped out by nuclear war, the planet will recover. We won't. Regardless, when they abandoned the singing planet, they did so thinking they were leaving everyone to die.

[@jedsithor]

@@TYCOM125 In Ragnarok, the people are evacuated before Asgard is destroyed.

[@joaosergiodearaujoneto4151]

​​@@jedsithordid we not watch the same movie? Pretty sure that ship they left in had a lot of Skulls...

[@neilturner5211]

I can't believe you missed the most obvious sin: The Marvels have an enemy with a bracelet that can absorb Captain Marvel's powers to become WAAAAAY stronger; they also have a team member with the EXACT SAME BRACELET, and at no point do they consider maybe charging up that one.

[@ThomasThomas2x3989]

"HALA!!" I understand Jeremy i really do😂😂

[@ORProductionss]

9:57-10:10 He asked for it 😂

[@Crimzon_Nova]

Most ridiculous way to say the movie title in the movie. Actually I take that back, the proper word to describe it I don’t think exist. But by all means, give me an example.

[@ORProductionss]

@@Crimzon_Nova , I can’t think of one 😅

[@kieranhair37]

​@@Crimzon_Nova I don't know about all that. Now that he's done a musical for Disney, I almost wish Will Smith had sung his dumbass line in Suicide Squad. I had a teacher who said that if you can't figure out how to make your movie good, you should do a 180 and work twice as hard to make the most irresponsible movie possible. I actually think there's some merit to that.

[@dubbingsync]

Wow even in the Cinemasins video… no mention of possible vomited out people in the way too small safety pods which could end up having a lot of people crushed to death. I’m starting to think I was the only one who thought of that possibility.

[@GregorBarclay]

Also they seem to imply that the cats NEVER use their big tentacle mouths to actually eat things. I call bullshit on that. I’m guessing about half those space people ended up getting regurgitated partially digested.

[@gothnate]

They explain it in the movie. The Flerken have pocket dimensions in their stomachs.

[@chickenwing3946]

@@gothnateuntil they vomit the people out. Did you even read the comment?

[@mrod6840]

The scene where Hala gets their air and the someone stops another person from taking off their mask. Would have been perfect for "is there air you? don't know!"

[@tec5x5]

The Enterprise warping in at the last second killed me

[@micahbyrd]

The singing thing bothered me because I immediately thought "does scatting or beat boxing or rapping mean they're saying something?"

[@MuljoStpho]

Or what if someone dressed up a really sinister message in a really upbeat happy-go-lucky sounding melody? Or likewise, how about dressing up a pleasant message in a really ominous and gloomy sounding melody? In either case, wouldn't they just simply hear the words of the message and understand you correctly because of the simple fact that they obviously understand and use the English language? At most, the musical cadence delivering those words would probably make them suspicious of your message. But I get the impression that they would definitely understand the words you used. Anyway, yeah... Plain and simple, the bottom line is that their singing is not inherently a language on its own. Singing in English does not make it a different language from speaking in English. They're using English words to communicate either way. You want to present them as having a language of music, then make it a wordless language where meaning is encoded into every deliberate choice of which pitch / tone / rhythm / etc. that gets used. Like a more natural sounding version of the kinds of beeps that the droids in the Star Wars universe can use for communication (which in that case is meant to be binary code converted to sound waves). They could have made the aliens a race of bird-like people and had the language sound like bird song, or they could have made them a race of dolphin-like or whale-like people and had the language sound like dolphin or whale song. It didn't have to be just humans using a human language.

[@tiamystic]

Living in that planet must be like living in a Juardiance commercial hell all day everyday forever.

[@jasonsmith2759]

Should have taken off a sin for Iman Vellani just existing

[@mr.barnett9383]

Dude she’s the best actor in the entire movie except for Samuel

[@jimb.7523]

She's totally adorable.

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

agreed, she's brilliant, she forces comic kamala's energy into the script

[@powderedwiglouis1238]

You mean miss minority ? Who's only distinct trait is being a muslim ?

[@jcapers22]

extremely hard to believe Ms Marvel was her debut role too

[@JonMontian]

Everything other than I guess the 3 mains other then that…everything especially The Cat scene

[@SchmergDergen]

Idk Captain Marvel sure has started a lot of conflicts and left millions to suffer. Sin for sure.

[@Matt561]

This is why they need to be really careful with the power scaling in the movies.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

Space is big. Travelling across space between jump points, even if you could travel near light speed, takes a lot of time with nothing else to do. Also, when a ship is travelling through space, it appears to be standing still.

[@thekueken]

While surely Carol even with her big missions and mission statements needs the occasional moments to destress, eat, sleep and plan out her next steps (and play with Goose), the travelling times seem a bit inconsistent in the movie, when they seem to be doing fairly well to arrive at their destinations within a few hours when the plot requires it (jump points help, tho, even if these may not be spread out evenly and still leave vast areas to traverse through) and they do not have a training-montage to fill the time with. Do we know how much time elapsed inside the whole movie? Because, it didn't feel very long (based on the fam skipping their earthly responsibilities and hanging out on the space station, but also the rushed'ness of the events depicted), maybe a week or two at most? Either way, I also would not blame Carol to be caught in a moment of seemingly idling.

[@SmoKKz0r]

Its her Home aswell…

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

The kree ships would be exactly the same in aerodynamic qualities even if they were diagonal. Sideways up straight up doesn't matter with that shape.

[@CantankerousOldMan]

You actually used the clip from Spaceballs! "Air!" LOL

[@rubysuncle]

No sins for every time someone says: “Jumpoint” AND when Kamala hollers: “OH MY GOOOOD!”?

[@jeffcarri70]

I had to replay 7:18 a few times because I didn’t know what Jeremy said. But it’s my favorite sin of the movie.

[@r.carter8378]

Maybe the scarf was a nod to the Towel from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? LOL

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Nah, that’s too good of a reference for Marvel to do.

[@ThePrimeLightning]

Everyone cheered when Kelsey Grammer Beast appeared. And if you say you didn’t you are a liar!

[@sironen24]

I don't think people have cheered in a mcu movie since endgame

[@wubbledub]

I didn't cheer. It was more of a squeal of glee.

[@GIJoeFan97]

Marvel fans seriously get excited over meaningless cameos? They must have no life.

[@Klishar122]

I didn’t.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Cant cheer when i didnt watch the movie

[@IkeOnoniwu]

This is the closest I will ever come to watching this movie. I actually started watching it, and just gave up after 15 minutes.

[@nomex9829]

I made it to halftime and then quit. Unwatchable garbage.

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

I fell asleep when I saw it in theaters

[@IkeOnoniwu]

@@nomex9829 I applaud you for going that far.

[@Soupy_loopy]

Me too. I went to bed and let my daughter watch it. I don't know if she even liked it.

[@HUFFLE-PUFF]

I made it to the “Musical” part and immediately turned it off and punished myself

[@garg4531]

Wow perfect timing, I had just saw this movie last night and was wanting to see a video you did on it edit: Also about them stealing the planet's water... it looked like Hala had salt flats left from when their oceans evaporated Adding salt water on top of existing salt makes the water *super* salty and inhospitable to most life

[@Dsandles47]

7:10 It’s even funnier because Marvel owns MIB

[@ZyliceLiddell]

Are you *SERIOUS?!* Disney owns MIB?!

[@finikama]

5:25 Jeez! I thought I was the only one who thought so. Thank you Cinema Sins 😂

[@admiralcalvert]

I love your videos, they bring me so much joy. Thank you for quality entertainment

[@amai_zing]

10:24 why did Carol’s clothes suddenly change into this? Yeah there’s a throw away 2d effect but it’s basically unexplained who, why and how this happens

[@ZyliceLiddell]

12:30 He’s holding the writer’s brain! 😆🧠

[@sharpester7277]

the Marvels makes Thor: the Dark World look like the Winter Soldier of MCU sequels.

[@kevingame3198]

And don't forget Thor love and thunder and doctor strange multiverse of madness

[@qchroniclesmca6240]

The hell is the Einter Soldier?

[@kevingame3198]

@@qchroniclesmca6240 missed spelled winter soldier

[@oryxfirstnavigator4795]

​@@kevingame3198I try very hard to forget Love and Thunder. I didn't think Taika Waititi could make a worse Thor movie, and yet

[@Elvisbackpack]

​@@qchroniclesmca6240The First Soldier. It was a Final Fantasy VII spin off.

[@philipmitchener28]

Should have had the hammer launch scene of Bree and Monica voiced over with, "TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

[@TheXerosyn]

Sin missed: Someone thought it would be great to make the Villain have silver embedded in her teeth, made no sense. Also why are some Kree blue and some not?

[@luchamiomaridekakio6429]

Well some people black , white etc so I guess the kree have an extra race thats blue 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@benjamindebo9283]

Kree come in human colors, pink, and blue.

[@to0muchtoan]

I thought she had on a grill or something. Was like wtf IS THAT?

[@TheXerosyn]

@@to0muchtoan yea it was really strange and made no sense. Well her whole character made no sense tbh. Her weapon made no sense, nothing lol

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

@@luchamiomaridekakio6429 That's basically right. The Kree used to be all blue. The others evolved over time leaving the blue as a minority.

[@mediadrone01]

Those neon lights are actually LED meant to look like neon, so they use surprisingly little electricity.

[@captianlucky]

Either way, it's daylight and they are not illuminating the room in any helpful way. So I think the sin still stands, but at a much smaller scale. Perhaps .1 sins rather than a full sin.

[@Libellulaire]

It's not about how much electricity is being used, it's about how stupid and useless it is.

[@shahassxs]

Wow thebirdman is going to make a really long video out of this one.

[@yoyomelon6275]

Whiteknighting I bet

[@thekueken]

Carol "having to hold back" and not using her supernova powers for fighting individual people ...because a supernova would destroy everything.. will certainly be a very detailed point.

[@christinalahey327]

@8:37 So this guy can get a cell phone signal in space, and I can't even get a signal in my kitchen!?!

[@Kidkinsey]

I enjoyed the movie but the drop off in villian quality from GOTG3 To The Marvels is insane. Also powerscaling is hilarious cuz like Captain marvel was outdoing thanos but now she needs help

[@Stile4aly]

They literally showed that Dar Benn's bangle absorbed Captain Marvel's power. Raw power couldn't defeat her.

[@biomike01]

@@Stile4aly Sure, but Captain Marvel couldnt ohh i dont know blow up Dar's ships and stop her that way?

[@jaquanpowell4605]

@@Stile4alyshhhh your making sense

[@mrburgess1698]

What’s to enjoy? It looks total garbage and a complete waste of time.

[@Ramzi123_]

​@@mrburgess1698I enjoyed it too fight me

[@geardog24]

Honestly, those cats were better heroes than the Marvels.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

I almost saw the movie in theatres just for the Flerkitten popcorn bucket.

[@quiara_playz9296]

Just say ur mad

[@flexivefowl8186]

Oh right I forgot this movie exists

[@Gohka]

I saw it at the cinema and still forgot it existed.

[@Septulum]

And yet, I actually enjoyed this one a lot more than the first Captain Marvel.

[@happiaxxident]

Man, I haven’t seen one of these vids for awhile. Glad it popped up in my feed!

[@geardog24]

Just like with Peggy Carter in What If, why won’t they give Rambeau a hero name? It’s not like she’s too good for it.

[@StarWolf_88]

Um her first name is "Agent".

[@Jaslath]

Because they yanked her original one and gave it to Carol Danvers. Correction: They gave it to Mar-Vell's son and then eventually Carol Danvers.

[@christopherlh4379]

In the comics, she was known by a number of names: Lady of Light, Spectrum, Daystar, Photon, Pulsar. Pretty sure they mentioned at least two of those in the movie (Lady of Light and Pulsar).

[@antoniacosta6221]

@@christopherlh4379 Kamala, in a clip used in this very video, suggests Pulsar

[@Coolcoolcooldude]

I believe they did give her a hero name, it just got deleted from the final cut.

[@chrishughes3405]

Took me ages to realise who dar benn is played by. Time for a freshmeat rewatch.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

She’s Loki’s wife irl btw!

[@tbo_92]

7:45 actually makes a bit of sense. Twin Paradox.

[@chyno11]

You should do bonus rounds again those are hilarious 😂

[@marce.t8732]

10:12 That disclaimer got me 😂

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

They had a really cool concept with a people who only communicate while singing and messed it the hell up? Yeah I’m not surprised.

[@zaphenath6756]

that is objectively NOT a cool concept. it's a stupid, childish concept that is... well, it's just stupid

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

@@zaphenath6756 Not in my opinion. In my mind, people who only communicate through song don’t use lyrics. They would use pitch, tone, and the waves of sound to communicate different meanings and purposes

[@HUFFLE-PUFF]

The musical took me right out of the movie!

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

@@HUFFLE-PUFF I’m also a Hufflepuff

[@HUFFLE-PUFF]

@@shadowhawkrine1947 Then I know you’re a good person! Loyal to a fault! That’s me. lol

[@ctakitimu]

Dar-Benn has zero gravitas. I had already forgotten about her. She should go hang out with Malekith *edit* I think the box office reflects how good this film was. I like to compare it to Spiderman : No Way Home, to understand how hard they dropped the ball

[@DashBranaghan]

How could you miss the whole ripping off Spaceballs but without actually taking the piss sin?

[@Martynde]

A Beast that looks noticeably different from how he did previously… did that ever happen in the comics? Yes it did.

[@jacobrubydev]

Is no one gonna talk about where the frick the giant hand at 15:20 came from? Kamala doesn't have the bangles, they're literally floating in space in the shot

[@thekueken]

Almost worse is that IF Kamala could do that all along, why have Monica go out there without space suit in the first place and undercut the previous tension of Monica sloooowly catching up with Carol, when Kamala's hard-light fist was faster?

[@chickenwing3946]

It was explained that the bangle just activated her powers, she is wearing it for fashion reasons now.

[@karthikeya8498]

3:54 You explained it yourself. Carol was going through the rocks for stealth.

[@JohnSmith-iw1wd]

Making me remember MiB International is enough for me to want to throw this movie into a septic tank.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

MIB International was just Taika’s ‘Thor 5.’ 🙄

[@lkf8799]

This movie was fun ✨ The villain was a melodramatic meh but I enjoyed the rest. The actress that plays Kamala is such a delight 😍

[@PaulieLauraXombie1331]

Also flerkens and flerkittens have interdimensional portals for stomachs! They can devour anything and will be safely stored in their pocket dimension tummys

[@Gerilyn2003]

So how do they actually eat?

[@PaulieLauraXombie1331]

@@Gerilyn2003 How? not sure, maybe a separate stomach for food storage they never mention it, but they do eat and prefer cat food!

[@slimeycorp]

I know this is like- all jokes. but the "None of this makes sense" sin can literally be given to literally every movie that isn't 100% grounded EVER. That's such a nothing sin. Besides that though- The only thing that saves this movie for me is Kamala Khan. I can really tell her actor is loving every second of being in a Marvel movie

[@GSRGaming115]

I love when the 'Ohhhhhh" makes an appearance

[@andynystrom1519]

I actually thought it was fun and was relieved that it didn't get any Razzie nominations (the Marvel nominations went to Quantumania instead, a movie I'd have a tougher time defending). Flawed for sure but fun.

[@kieranhair37]

I'll defend Quantumania on the sole basis that they cast Kathryn Newton. She's fire in basically everything she does. I didn't love some of what they did with her character in Quantumania, but her performance itself was fine.

[@timothyduffy8538]

I feel that the reason Captain Marvel didn't use her full powers is the guilt she was feeling for being the annihlator

[@playerpage]

Well, they could have said it. That's basic Superman in Justice League (cartoon) stuff.

[@imarockstarification]

It was so clear to me I'm actually shocked people didn't get it

[@Gabriel__Marques]

Counting that almost everyone doesnt like captain Marvel they wouldnt remember nor care

[@HiiPANDA_]

That US GOVERNMENT almsot killed me. Inwas eating and i almost choked lmao

[@kevinsmarts9953]

The ship's aerodynamics are not any different if on their side. The only advantage would be in generating lift like an airplane wing but they don't require this to stay aloft, so they might as well be upright.

[@JoeNasr123]

Yea here's a question. Why are the jump points IN the atmosphere? The planet is revolving around a star, meaning if they had been any later, they would have jumped INSIDE the planet.

[@wordwaster8949]

Because the villain created them there. That was why they were unstable. They weren't meant to be there, she forced them to be there.

[@jonmurphy4889]

Everything the end

[@ilikechamomile4502]

6:20 it’s action plot armor you can’t attack the villain while they are monologuing or powering up Lmaoo

[@kieranhair37]

You can't attack anyone when they're powering up. DBZ has a way more downer ending if Buu doesn't let Goku spend half a year making a spirit bomb.

[@apoorvjaiswal2673]

12:10 sin 96: the scarf actually does block the laser here

[@Jonathan_Collins]

I really liked the idea of forcing Captain Marvel to face the consequences of her “I’m going to solve every problem by blowing it up with my nearly-unbeatable powers” schtick. Execution wasn’t great though, kind of a shame cause I really think that was the growth this character needed to become actually good and compelling instead of a faux feminism icon.

[@Gohka]

Honestly I think at this point it's more impressive how well they have made MCU Captain Marvel a carbon copy of Marvel Comics Captain Marvel. Everyone hates her, they keep needlessly trying to make the character popular rather than just ditching her and replacing her with one of the already popular female characters.

[@Tommy50377]

It's absolutely wild to me that the same studio can make something as utterly brilliant as the Jessica Jones tv show, and then make something completely shit like Captain marvel or she hulk. Like clearly you have people who know how to do this right, so why aren't they writing the scripts?

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Yeah I didn't feel that she actually _faced_ any consequences? She didn't feel uncomfortable for what she had done, but only annoyed when people pointed it out? And in the end all those planets are magically restored offscreen in one sentence, so neither the Kree (who were fine with their leader deliberately dooming TWO other planets and a THIRD planet along with its entire solar system, instead of using their tech to transfer Hala to a different and uninhabited solar system with a sun and then terraforming it, or evacuating the already dead planet!) nor Captain Marvel really have to feel guilty or be put in front of a galactic court.

[@playerpage]

@@Tommy50377 Right there with you, but my example would be Luke Cage.

[@ethanaleman]

Needs more cowbell...I mean cats!!!

[@jasonmaynard2402]

4:44 "Is that like a personal attack or something?"

[@elishuster5943]

Not to try to defend this movie but when you pointed out the Kamala lost the second bangal in a later scene you can see that Carol has it

[@mosermi443]

so... you point out that the teleporting gets explained later when you do that sin, but not that it gets explained later why captain marvel doesn't visit monica after endgame? do i have that right?

[@ArgKnoxville86]

Deadpool needs to errase all of Marvel's Phase 4. Maybe save Spiderman

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Save Spiderman, the Guardians of the Galaxy 3 movie, and the Loki series. Maybe Season 1 of Marvel's What If...? (Season 2 was terrible.) Everything else can go.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

Loki did at the end of S2! 😂

[@someone3195]

Uu cool idea actually. A very brave Deadpool movie would actually be great. He could reset everything.

[@CrabtasticCrabs]

The fact that they turned it into a DISNEY MUSICAL

[@coltonpugh9669]

I have to say that this some of my favorite commentary from you. That is saying something considering this might be my favorite channel on KZbin. I get criticized at a steady rate for how critical I am towards movies and can't help calling things out 😅 as ironic as that may be. I know that deep down, my girlfriend actually hates watching movies with me. Surely on some level she just loathes it. Anyway, my initial point was that this commentary was exceptionally hilarious.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Aside from wearing the "Remember My Worst Memories" headband, there were no higher stakes than leaving your A.1. steak sauce Captain Marvel-ously out and about in your otherwise messy kitchen.

[@zom8680]

59 : nice rhyme. Considering how long it took for thks movie to be made i wouldnt be surprised if this scene was FILMED when she was on break of filming MIB 4 😊

[@Boncomics]

0:25 LOL OMG. Gonna make me choke on my coffee......& kick grass!

[@owentan6322]

Sequel Movie with no flashback, CinemaSins: and you expect me to remember what you did from the movie came out last 2 years? Sequel Movie with flashback, CinemaSins: 0:58 What do you want? CinemaSins!!!