Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Ready Player One Copyright Edition

[@Th3Birdman]

Well, it seems no matter what I do, this video will be copyright claimed, but at least this version isn't blocked. I worked very hard on this video, and it took me nearly a week to make. If you'd be willing to support me on Patreon, this wouldn't matter. I'd be able to make videos like these and not worry about copyright claims. I really need your help. Anyway, thank you for watching.

[@jacobaarum]

Soon Birdman sir, soon.

[@ChristinaVVM]

Th3Birdman - Ugh - seriously?? Bunch of fun haters 😡

[@catothatidiot5243]

If I had money I would! I love your videos.

[@alexknj1]

I caught it last time before it was taken down!

[@fireball75677]

Hilarious as always bro

[@AlMoSiCe210]

Th3Birdman: Dude, you're Cinemasins. Do I have to do your job for you? Everyone with a brain cell: Evidently yes.

[@Lunictd]

That's even funnier after the "Infinity War" video.

[@LoneSilverBullet]

Those British accents were extremely impressive, well done to you sir

[@rramos3948]

I read this with a British accent for some reason

[@Ze_eT]

@@rramos3948 For some reason, whenever a sentence includes "Sir" I automaticly assume it's british.

[@travij754]

I have a British accent

[@Ze_eT]

@Sinister Noctulian Wait, when did I say that it's a british _man?_

[@ainsleyking7372]

@@Ze_eT Could've been southern usa instead!

[@amiette_]

Another thing with H and the iron giant, she said it was a commission. So she was building it for someone else. It's not hers to use freely, but she ended up having to use it because of their current situation.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

In other words, she stole it from her client.

[@radfatdaddy4169]

@@thehiddenninja3428 I argue that she test drove it.

[@emiliskog]

@@radfatdaddy4169 unless she has a copy which is unknown if possible at least from a movie perspective, it's quite gone though

[@iantaggart3064]

@@thehiddenninja3428 Not if the payment came after it was complete.

[@maddiequestionmark]

Yknow, most people would just play the “That’s the joke.” line, but unlike CinemaSins, Birdman shows the whole scene.

[@THATGUY-ue2uy]

One sin should be that he said “little girl” and “orgy” in the same sentence

[@Xman34washere]

Wait

[@InfiniteFury2K]

I'm sure he didn't mean it sexually

[@SpringDavid]

@@InfiniteFury2K still in the same sentence.

[@Racso-oscaR]

Spring David when

[@risottopose9970]

@@ulfberht4431 But you just did that exact same thing, you sick fuck

[@skylon01]

Jeremy makes a pop culture re-

[@TenaciousJoe24]

*ding*

[@camburger8263]

Jeremy says "boner"

[@blakecook9266]

Camburger826 *di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-ding*

[@jedijoey3]

the whole movie is a pop culture reference

[@helloworld2409]

Jeremy makes a po-

[@intenseowl1255]

5:17 i think Jeremy hasn't played video games at all. There's this thing called customization in video games where you can upgrade your car to make it go faster.

[@Gothelittle]

Yup, and we find out very early on that Wade's best friend in the Oasis is someone who is good enough at repairing and customizing (and custom-building from scratch) Oasis items to make a living at it.

[@StrongOaker]

Exactly, you can clearly even see the Knight Rider sensor light on the front, highly unlikely that was his only upgrade. However the fact the movie says to climb Everest with batman but no one in the race was using a newer version of the batmobile then slowest/most delicate of them *sigh*

[@Gothelittle]

Granted, it's also very likely that the batmobile was a custom skin and that the car itself, like the Delorean, was a highly upgraded vehicular module. Art3mis's bike itself was described by Aech as "custom skin over standard frame" and was fixable in less than ten minutes. That's one of the neat things in computer game programming - stats don't have to correlate to appearance. It's just recommended when you learn how to make games professionally, because it's what people expect.

[@kviesgaard]

Actually Jeremy has a playlist of 18 videos showcasing his ability or lack thereof regarding playing videogames. So he does play them ( sometimes ).

[@HenryLoenwind]

and btw, remember what they said about that motorbike? "standard chassis with a custom skin" or sth like that...

[@khora3845]

Missed Sin: 8:48 It's not THE most pored over piece in the Halliday Journals, it's the piece that Parzival has pored over the most.

[@MuffledSword]

@Jesse Schoedel Given his use of the DeLorean time machine in the race, he likely did but misinterpreted the clue.

[@ajerqureshi6411]

@Jesse Schoedel Even I said this originally, and nobody listened to me, but the whole point of the puzzle seemed to win an impossible race. It only occurred to him to look at that piece of the journal after Artemis said "Halliday didn't like rules", prompting him to go back and then get the clue he missed.

[@kirkylk]

Jason Voorhees isn't strong enough to be there? I can kind of understand Freddy Krueger, but JASON? I'm actually personally offended.

[@unodos9569]

He is not strong enough you can be anybody including people who can destroy universes soooo compare jason to some one like goku thanos alll them he will get shit stomped

[@Zero.Requiem]

You don't know how avatar works do you? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@TOONYBOY]

@@Zero.Requiem I was thinking that.

[@Oscar-j6b]

@@unodos9569 but does it work that way? Do you get the powers of the avatar you have maked or is it just cosmetic? If you get the powers of the characters you cosplay as, are there any balancing between in the game? It will be pretty unbalanced if one player can play as goku and straight up blast how populations on a planet.

[@stpbasss3773]

@@unodos9569 that's not how it works, if it's was everyone would be Goku or Superman like you said.

[@JayExci]

8:21 Damn you put my accents to shame here.

[@Th3Birdman]

CinemaSinsSins I can’t do a Scottish accent (or at least I’ve never tried) and you did a brilliant job. Don’t sell yourself short, mate

[@loganhinds74]

This video has accents, that video had accents and that's a sin... Ding!

[@srosemyers11]

We love you both.

[@Th3Birdman]

CinemaSinsSins I just realized we both pulled accents at the same spot too. Damnit are we the same person? I mean, I’ve never seen me and you in the same room... I’m just saying 🛸🛸👽

[@ZoanBlade90]

Missed Nitpick: At no point in the movie, do they play "Tom Sawyer" like in the trailer. =)

[@Ghost_Onthehill]

The Tuesdays and Thursdays thing really does get under my skin. As someone who has worked in the food industry I can tell you if the only thing I could do to relax on my only days off was suddenly taken away I would be crazy livid. Especially when there are a slew of other way to solve the issue of over use.

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

Do you think it would be better if The Oasis had a shorter amount of downtime every day instead? Because I've lately been gravitating toward a headcanon that Wade and company change the downtime to be more evenly distributed across days instead, in response to the backlash over it being completely down on two full days every week. I'm not certain my idea would be perfect either, but it's a thought I had.

[@gwit4051]

eh, in the modern videogame scene a game company can basically be bullied into changing outrageous practices, and wade definitely seems like he'd listen to the feedback. it'd be gone in a few days tops.

[@davisatom]

I swear this channel is a thousand times better than cinema sins. That guy is so annoying Also those accents were so good

[@beauross2442]

I disagree. Birdman is 100% better. Cinema Sins is crap.

[@Duhehejeh]

Beau Ross he literally said the b3rdman was better

[@Samrules888]

have you seen pitch meetings. it makes cinemasins look like DBZ abridged

[@live_and_lol]

@@Samrules888 Depends on what you think of DBZ abridged...

[@l4zuzis534]

@@Samrules888 Ooh, pitch meetings are tight!

[@darknesslight3100]

Jeremy's laugh always sounds like each individual "ha" is written down, rehearsed and performed while still reading off the script for each laugh.

[@HeavyC31190]

8:23 I wish I could give you more likes for the accents alone!!! Also the Go Backwards thing makes sense for the Ghunter that uses the time traveling DeLorean!

[@Charzilian]

I think that's the point. My brain overloaded from all of the Easter eggs in this movie. It's Easter egg inception.

[@Gothelittle]

Though he did have to open the door to do it, because the DeLorean has never had a proper rear window view!

[@necrome9746]

It was a nice little reference to the DeLorian. Looked awesome but a bastard to reverse. Was a good chuckle.

[@Wizastudios]

“Jeremy is a call of duty player who has never played battlefield. That is sinful as sh*t”. 🤣 thank you because I thought the same thing.

[@alexbenjaminlubbers]

I don't play either game, I don't get the joke

[@thetohoapologist4240]

battlefield is known for having destructible environments unlike COD​@@alexbenjaminlubbers

[@BossKnightFilms]

There is a special type of ignorance in thinking The Shining is not the answer to the second easter egg because Stephen King didn't make the movie. This sin is the worst I've heard in a long time. OK, technically King didn't make the movie, King made the one we pretend doesn't really exist, but Kubrick's version stemmed from King's creation. All I'm trying to get at with this mini-rant is that I've talked to dozens of people about this scene and none of them made the same complaint CinemaSins just made. This sin is exactly why I can't take CinemaSins seriously.

[@johnboone5577]

Welcome to GTA Online Me: Factsssss

[@camburger8263]

Only problem is that, in GTA, you can't blow up a roof to get inside.

[@zaragozrex]

Also, I bet Jeremy wouldn't actually know what to do in the OASIS, despite some of his claims. Whilst I, an intellectual, would have a Fallout Power Armor made of an Adamantium/Vibranium alloy, with a lightsaber, riding Rexy from Jurassic Park who has Phrik armor, with duel BFG 9000 cannons, fighting with the Justice Avengers against Darkseid.

[@FridaFajita]

Winterized T51-b power armor made from a n admantium/vibranium alloy...... #Hearteyes

[@zaragozrex]

@@FridaFajita I'm more of a fan of the X-01 suit myself.

[@optillian4182]

I would ride Sleipnir through a desert valley whilst being Kirby.

[@RustyC216]

I would lead an army compromised of GI Joe, Cobra, And the autobots, from my personal star destroyer

[@patriciaricketts8412]

you can't use adamantium it's a marvel thing remember

[@arsonisthotdog5914]

@ 15:30 Also remember that the Iron Giant was a commission, she was being paid to build it for someone else.

[@Eaglesman3620]

This is almost a year and a half after the video went up but, at 20:03, Birdman recognizing the struggles of people who work in the grocery store industry. Subscribed.

[@TheRealSLS]

Damn. I’m British and that was a good accent 👍

[@Th3Birdman]

SuperLegacySabi the British seal of approval! 😌👍

[@TheRealSLS]

Th3Birdman Also awesome intro for the video 👍

[@FitzyCify]

You get a win just for the variety of well-done English accents!

[@Nugcon]

yep

[@TenaciousJoe24]

fingers crossed this doesn't get taken down again! Great video though! Love it! Rocket: That's a REAL genuine laugh! Also the hooked on phonics had me dying

[@poseidon699]

Why does birdman do better accents than actors being payed millions 😂😂😂

[@henrypaleveda7760]

motivation?

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

@@henrypaleveda7760 what's a greater motivation than being paid millions?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@professionalcommentstealer5271 I meant it in an emotional term, what the voice is trying to convey

[@borknutthethird6453]

For some reason, I enjoy these more than the Cinemasins videos

[@deadpoolguy3706]

Bro your fecking English accent was great

[@weaponxreacts]

It's not fecking

[@Bluejay10165]

@@weaponxreactsactually many Irish say fecking have you ever watched Call Me Kevin

[@lorcan0c]

11:23 Jeremy complains about the "Zemeckis Cube" working like Back to the Future. ... yeah, that's kinda why it's named after the Director of Back to the Future... but then expecting a guy who talks about movies for a living to know anything about movies is asking too much, I suppose.

[@palinite]

As a Brit myself, can I ask that you do all British accents from non-British actors in movies from now on? Thank you. Awesome stuff :)

[@HeliHaych]

Trust that shit was off the chain I fuck with that fluid transition of voices

[@stpbasss3773]

I can do a really good British accent and I'm American, but it's literally the only accent I can do but for some reason I've been able to do a British accent since I was a kid.

[@shotgun3628]

Birdguy: are you guys cringing yet? Me (cringing): he played us like a damn fiddle!

[@chimp5411]

Birdman you mean

[@AfricanWeenie]

11:10 made me choke on my water, that’s one truest references I’ve ever heard

[@ZeroKhaoTiKz]

Also, putting Gundam and Mecha Godzilla on the same level as Pacific Rim... *ding!*

[@GadoStark]

That's an insult to both the franchise's, and a fight I would love to see

[@GadoStark]

I mean its a the mech that pushed back Godzilla and a satellite busting mech

[@kalo_vera]

Gundam is great, Goji is great, Pacific Rim is great (barring the second one), so I don't see the sin

[@pyrogod2289]

3:50 also want to state that the word ORGY and the words LITTLE GIRL regardless of context should never be in the same sentence that is hella sketch Jeremy

[@theNewBee]

Wait, now I'm hearing Tuesdays and Thursdays are the worst days to release vids? I've been releasing stuff on Tuesdays! Thanks, Th3Birdman, I'm learning so much about KZbin from you :) Great video BTW

[@juliuslucero6237]

Jeremy should watch a documentary since he likes having his hand held by the movie so much.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

He'd sin it for Exposition.

[@magnebrink7825]

Complains about cinemasins only uploading on Tuesdays and Thursdays yet the video is uploaded on a Tuesday Love u birdman

[@Th3Birdman]

magne brink technically it was a Monday for me lol

[@weaponxreacts]

Cinemasins are friday and Wednesday as how I see it

[@camburger8263]

Well, I have read every single comment. It took me a good half hour, but it was worth it. Also, its about time I subbed, keep up the great work!

[@andrewbui8893]

Jeremy is filing complaints now. There can only be one!

[@camburger8263]

Wait, really? *Its happening. We are growing stronger. Soon, we will overthrow CinemaSins and bring it back to its rightful 4 min videos. We just need to scrap together $4 million to buy it off of Jeremy!*

[@Ladykyra101]

OMG..."Hooked on Phonics Worked For Me!" Aw, nostalgia! 😏

[@Itsyaboijq]

Thank you for the hard work despite the copyright problem

[@Th3Birdman]

TheSuluGuy no problem. Thank you for your continued support 😌

[@Dontworryaboutit961]

Dude I saw you posted last night but it got taken down before I could see it. Glad to see a reupload today.

[@hellfiremorningstar6651]

Player one is hands down one of the best movies EVER, love the references, love the story, love the set up, it’s was fecking AWESOME!

[@freshnicki5777]

I almost expected this to be as long as cinemasins vid, since there was a lot of bullshit in their vid that needed to be corrected. So yeah great job!

[@verigongaming7435]

Once again if the book was read Jeremy would realise the stack where wade lives is being monitored so there is no way for Parsival to escape, this whole the books don’t matter thing just covers up for the fact that maybe Jeremy can’t read?

[@jbcatz5]

Verigon Gaming One of the rules about CinemaSins is that source material doesn’t matter. Still doesn’t stop Jeremy from ignoring things stated in the film.

[@stevenatkins5206]

I do love the "Jeremy Hates movie studios" cliche sin, it's both insightful and hilarious!!!!!!!

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

"Wade's car isn't even damaged." He says as the DMC-12 clearly has its trunk bay having several dents (I'm not getting mixed up, remember this is a rear engine car)

[@Ladykyra101]

8:24-8:41...impressive. Thought you had someone else narrating at first. 👌🏾

[@jbcatz5]

14:58 Jeremy obviously doesn’t consider what might happen if a willing agent of IOI gets locked in a booth. Always have an escape handy.

[@MrTbob418]

The only thing wrong about these videos is the "I love cinemasins...."

[@dakid40777]

My third time i think trying to watch this lol aslong as you keep uploading it ill keep trying. I admire your dedication sir.

[@gurglequeen433]

Yay I'm so happy! The first time I only got thirty seconds in before he copyright kicked in. I'm so excited about this.

[@iNeverHadMercy]

Another Birdman Rebuttal to the rescue. 9:40 now it's time to get your revenue level to $5M......keep the vids coming and we'll support

[@tclement619]

The laugh is so creepy listening by myself in the dark at night.

[@benw4409]

A major sin missed was that Jeremy didn't subtract 100 sins for the Serenity appearing. Great job as usual.

[@TOONYBOY]

I'm hugely dissappointed with myself that I don't know who Gundam is or what the Serenity is. I only vaguely know the Iron Giant and Mecha G

[@RamenEditsz]

11:20 "All together Now... Jeremy says Boner" I was laughing so hard! I knew when Jeremy said Boner you were gonna make a joke out of it😂

[@NickyQuesne13]

As a Brit and a Black guy. AKA The British Black Guy, I wholly approve of your accents good sir. Jolly well done, bruvh...

[@elvikingo]

Burst out laughing when you played the fake laughs 🤣

[@WillitC.T]

8:37 Sweeney Todd was the first ever Johnny Depp movie I’ve watched, and I remember being surprised when I learned he wasn’t British when I was six.

[@TACHY0N0]

16:26 R.I.P. Pacific Rim Uprising This might be one of the greatest vids I’ve ever seen😅👍🏾

[@whiterabbit75]

16:44 Dang. I don't think even aloe is going to help that burn, and I don't even play FPSs.

[@FridaFajita]

RE: time for exposition at 3:43, I couldn't agree more!! When you're talking about the abilities of items in games you tend to know what they are and will just talk about them. Like when you're playing magic many old timers will still use the abilities of the cards to describe them not their new flashy name; "comes into play" not "enters the battlefield", or in gaming we'll say how long stuff lasts in real time not read it off the sheet when you just /know/ what it does. This proves that Jeremy isn't a gamer or a nerd. and I like that you sinned it, I din't catch it when I was watching the original vid.

[@benning138]

Good job as always! Thanks for pointing out he always sins a video based on just an observation or question he's to dumb to know the answer to and is too lazy to look up. The extra life is a perfect example!

[@OxiigenV2]

“No movie is without sin” *”No Jeremy is without a pop culture ref-“*

[@matthewwatkins9030]

As a brit, your first and third accent were spot on. Your attempt at cockney/eastend was a crime and should be band. 1 accent sin.

[@tyrandall9106]

7:15-7:18 Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.

[@danielland3767]

Hahaha true

[@ananimeplace.3808]

Technically Samuel L Jackson said it

[@bullwinkle524]

18:18 reason number 6,782,423 why the books fucking matter. Thank you, Birdman

[@LongfellowDeeds-jy2le]

“Jeremy needs his hand held,” cliche.

[@Austin_Powers]

3:21 Don't people realize there is a thing called "skins" in video-games that can be changed by the player to look like anyone or anything

[@G0DofRock]

So funny you pointed out his weird laughter... I still remember one of the first cinemasins videos I watched and the moment I cringed and immediately stopped was when I heard that god-awful cringy fucking robotic-Stephen-Harpers'-lost-kid laughter. Lol

[@madhausen]

Haven't even watched it yet and I know this is going to be amazing. I almost caught the very first version you uploaded but when I went to pull it up on my pc it was already gone. Thank you so much for prevailing and bringing this video out! I was hoping you would make a video on this the moment I saw CinemaSin's video.

[@sign543]

I live for these. And, yes, I would rather shove forks in my ears than listen to Jeremy laugh. His laugh is on par with being coughed on in a crowded elevator with strangers. That’s how nasty it feels.

[@exaltedmadness1188]

Woah, hearing Birdman go British so perfectly was just, wow.

[@catfoy8888]

Sin 62 also she wasn't building it for herself

[@alexbenjaminlubbers]

As a retail worker, my schedule is fucked. I work whenever they want me to work. My schedule is NEVER consistent.

[@Th3Birdman]

Yup. Worked for Best Buy for 7 years-- I know those feels.

[@alexbenjaminlubbers]

@@Th3Birdman I've been working at Lowe's for 4, it blows dude. Also, HOLY SHIT, I never expected you to reply 5 years after this video went up. Also, I couldn't help noticing the Mad Max Falcon XB in the race scene and fangirled a bit. (I'm trans, family kinda sucks...)

[@totalhufflepuff203]

13:08 you called sho by his actual name in the book. :)

[@alumbo]

@ 8:23 I love that you didn't just do a British accent; you transitioned from posh Brit, to Cockney, to Liverpool. Excellent!

[@firewarrior776]

Oooooh. Best american show at English accents I have ever heard. Very good sir.

[@McSneakyyy]

everytime that laugh comes up, i agree one million percent.

[@Ryze2803]

As a british person I commend you on the accents. You got them dead on!

[@joeyruss3933]

10:50 You missed a sin, Jeremy mentioned Daft Punk when in fact the group who did that song before Stayin Alive was actually New Order.

[@Th3Birdman]

Actually I was going to sin him for that, but after further pondering, I realized he was just talking about him personally choosing to listen to Daft Punk in "his server", sort of like the explanation I give about everyone having their own music preference playing.

[@de_dustybones]

Cinemasins being worth over 4 million dollars was the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.

[@BombasticSidie]

I never actually tuned into the laugh until I started watching your videos. Hill-arious

[@connorgolsong290]

Finally, someone who understands what Dave and Busters actually is!

[@iiirdvii840]

Huh, I remember waking up in the morning then I saw a B1rdman video but I had to do other stuff, now I come back and "9 min ago" in copyright format... Damn son.

[@LionWithAGun]

To be fair to Jeremy I usually only get Tuesday and Thursday off and I work 1-10 when I do work so I didn't get time to play Overwatch until my days off. If blizzard said they would shut down the servers on those days only id be pissed. Also hope this video doesn't get removed

[@TOONYBOY]

I mean, it wouldn't work for everyone and it would be extremely unfortunate but the movie did kind of acknowledge this and did justify it as well.

[@big_vic155]

This is your best effort yet. I even watched this before I watched the CinemaSins one

[@spiderdalorian5666]

I can’t wait for everything wrong with Cinema Sins Infinity War

[@phantomfighter2678]

If the books don't matter, why even bring them up in the first place?

[@fireball75677]

You just has to make us cringe at the 2nd sin didn't you

[@leecain5460]

Thank u brother for ur hard work and effort. I'm at work now but I'm watching this when I get a break

[@oasisace2095]

Im British and you do a better accent than me xD

[@Th3Birdman]

Hahaha I doubt that but thanks for the compliment!

[@ChildOfChaos07]

Okay, I love your videos because they perfectly illustrated my issues with Cinema Sins. But that aside, I just have to say, I've seen this movie, 2 or 3 times, and I NEVER NOTICED the Last Action Hero reference, during the race! So thank you, Cinema Sins (most likely the only time I'll ever say those words) for pointing that out!

[@realsteel9877]

I feel you man. Love your videos

[@andyandmandyofficial1804]

I don't think I've actually watched cinemasins since I found your channel lmao great work keep it up 👍👍👍💓

[@DariusKetchum2010]

9:05 That clip never gets old when mocking people.

[@Katsuhono]

So many RTJ Intro. Thank you man.

[@josiahwon699]

Imagine a crossover video with CinemaSins, Th3Birdman, and CinemaWins. Maybe for Infinity War, one of the biggest crossover films made.

[@camburger8263]

CinemaSins, CinemaSinsSins, Th3Birdman, and CinemaWins, all duking it out over Infinity War, on a live stream. Sins would point out bad stuff, Wins would point out good stuff, and SinsSins and Birdman would refute against Sins.

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

That would be a clusterfuck Cinemasins would point out bad things, and a lot of dumb stuff as well. Th3birdman would sin Cinemasins And Cinemawins would point out all the great stuff about the movie. Basically Birdman and Cinemawins would tag team Cinemasins. XD

[@collingreen9517]

On your thing against Jeremy’s “some have lost their lives” issue. He’s also forgetting that his entire family that IOI Killed to win

[@SonicTimewarp]

15:20 H wasn’t building the Iron Giant for herself. She was building it as a commission for someone else. Therefore she’d only have one extremely limited giant robot (since this gauntlet is most likely a one use item, or at the very least is limited to one use per combat) even if she won the gauntlet.

[@connorgolsong290]

I love how it's regular-ass, non-zombified Jason who can tear shit up in Mortal Combat. Fuck em up, Jason. Fuck em up.