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[@FinalSeraphLeo]

I love this movie, but I literally just learned this movie had an end credits scene

[@jedsithor]

Same here.

[@KhanMann66]

Holy crap, it does?

[@horokai]

same here bro

[@susannawolf]

it WHAT

[@mikedelvalle931]

@@jedsithor Me too hahaha

[@TearYouApart360]

Extremely underrated movie. Peter Stormare as Lucifer was epic, best Satan performance since Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy.

[@wulozhiro6009]

Werd!

[@attactontitan]

Joshua Baratheon kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXPGZmVmer5omA

[@ralph0149]

Christopher Walken was good in that one.

[@peter-radiantpipes2800]

Totally agree!! Thought same thing about Stormare

[@josephbassey1501]

Yeah, I'm sure Satan bought this movie in blue ray just to watch his performance

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This film is very underrated no doubt, Stormare and Keanu's acting were phenomenal.

[@glorytokekistan824]

No u

[@wasa4403]

U again

[@stylis666]

Yo momma

[@jsmith2609]

I still watch this movie like it just came out 💯🤣

[@rn70philliplalchhuanawma76]

You're everywhere bro

[@AdamG1983]

I don't care what you say. This movie kicked ass in '05 and it kicks ass now

[@taylorglover73]

Exactly

[@kenrickkahn]

Exactly!

[@Matt771]

@@__The_Real_V__ more i watch this channel videos the more i realize he talk bs for sins and in many ways i desagre. its 2020 and he sin moveis from >2k10

[@prestonpierce6360]

@@Matt771 what about oceans 8 that came put last year

[@kylevalentine5431]

THANK YOUUU

[@aklosterboer]

I've been watching CinemaSins long enough to know the tub scene is impossible to go without sin, no matter how it was filmed. Isabel brings her own bathing suit - CinemaSins: How convenient that she brings a bathing suit with her EVERYWHERE she goes. Isabel enters the bathroom wearing a bathing suit - CinemaSins: And John just happens to have a spare bathing suit lying around his creepy bachelor's pad that just so happens to fit Isabel's perfectly. Isabel and John leave to get a bathing suit from Walmart - CinemaSins: Movie has time for this. I think CinemaSins just just pissy because they didn't get to see Rachel Weisz in a bathing suit.

[@naivenitara]

Spot on!! 😂

[@DlfnGrl68]

She could've at least stripped to her bra & panties!! I LOVE that CS thought the same as me with the shoes tho!! Like FR FR it takes forever for sneakers to dry out, wtf wouldn't u take them off?!?!

[@jeromed.8433]

Seems legit.

[@TheMoose126]

Just watch Enemy at the Gates. Theres a scene where she flashes her ass

[@aklosterboer]

@@TheMoose126 Enemy at the Gates is a great movie with one of the most uncomfortable to watch sex scenes in movie history.

[@bisexualbitch7335]

I recently watched this with my dad and he said this was the longest anti-smoking commercial he has ever seen😂

[@777gnom]

Real Rebecca here

[@queensaharaice7376]

Honestly, I had the same reaction when I rewatched it last year😂 I watched it with my family and I made a comment at the end when he takes out the pack gum, " *gasp* Well now he'll just die diabetes!" We were all laughing our asses off🤣

[@NightlyDaymare13]

🤣🤣🤣

[@attactontitan]

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[@NightlyDaymare13]

@@attactontitan so you use this opportunity to tell us about your mixtape? Please, passenger seat soundcloud artist, do go on.

[@nikos731]

Not removing sins for Peter Stormare's performance as Lucifer is a sin.

[@ritiksharma1263]

It is a cardinal sin. And they should be dammed to hell. And see the satan themselves. (Played by Peter Stormare)

[@neonsvampen1]

Indeed proud swede

[@evilallensmithee]

They should have tried to remove a sin but the counter keeps adding them. You know because his Devil is that “good” at being evil.

[@TheCoolerChannel]

Allen Smithee that would’ve been a nice touch

[@gearreallydoesntmatter]

One of my favorites mostly because I have a DVD copy signed by Peter Stormare (interviewed him for radio at the time). He was super excited about me liking that particular movie and told me about a sequel where he would play both God and Lucifer. Dressed in black and polished as God and as he where in white for Lucifer. This was maybe 10 years ago.

[@brandondaniels2027]

Bruh Lucifer wasn't negotiating. He was gloating from finally getting his soul. Yes i understand you have to be nitpicky but come on. His performance as Lucifer was pure gold

[@ayayayseba]

best lucifer ive seen

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Great he was as him. Such a quirky actor.

[@kilo5296]

soo tru

[@soundbreaker2]

Peter Stormare played Satan, not Lucifer, since Lucifer is another character in the same comic universe (actually the one from TV series Lucifer) and he has no beef with Constantine. And yes, Stormare was amazing as Satan.

[@christopherdeleanides3935]

They all call him Lucifer, and even referred to his son as "son of the devil". Clearly the movie isn't following the comics very faithfully. But then, the distinction was kind of ridiculous to begin with. "but muh morningstar!". Who cares what the Greeks said about it?

[@Sawika56]

I was so shunned for loving this movie, it is actually refreshing to see in comments that there are many more who enjoyed it as much :)

[@eliselianaboyd2547]

If you like this movie, well good for you! You like what you like, but I've been reading Constantin comics for 17 years or more, and for me and other Constantin fans,this movie really, really, really sucks! It's nothing like what the character is like in the comics. He's a real dick and a great con man,and he's played the great con on almost everyone. He's a great character, not a hero, he tries to do good things but they never really works out that well for anyone. This movie could have been way better than it was. The tv was good. You show look that up. You may like it.

[@Sawika56]

Since I didn't read comics I probably don't have the same perception or idea how he should have been presented in movie - I guess that's why enjoyed movie so much. I watched tv show as well and enjoyed it very very much, too bad it didn't get more seasons, just this silly cameo in Arrow. Obviously transition from different media to the movie or tv show can butcher many things. :c Thank you for explaing in depth how Constantine was presented originaly! 🖤

[@eliselianaboyd2547]

@Jeff Bridger couldn't agree with you more. The tv show wasn't great but the actor was great. Only wished that he was in a better show. But you should check it out if you haven't seen it. And the DCU animated film of Constantin is fantastic. City of angels is the name, I think. It's worth the money.

[@thejordyoshi]

As someone who has read the comics, I’d say this is exactly what I’d expect of a 2000’s era Hollywood version of the character. It does an alright job of taking plot elements from one of his greatest stories and abridging them to fit a film.

[@jeromed.8433]

@@eliselianaboyd2547 I enjoyed the TV show quite a bit. This one was bland and cookie-cutter - skipping over many elements that required better exploration. The show had time. Chad Kramer kind of mattered. Constantine was a selfish dick, but he tried and sometimes kind of succeeded. Ok, and I'll admit that the hand-on-fire-in-an-alleyway was a really good shot. But most importantly, the TV showcased the character in a way this movie never did. FYI, I have not read the comics. I just have an appreciation for unique and stylized characters.

[@eternyti]

11:48 Mammon didn't kill Chas, Gabriel did. As literally shown when John demands the invisible entity to show itself, then forces it to with the symbols on his arms, and exposes Gabriel that pins him down.

[@Woody-nc1ru]

Ha!! That's what I thought too.

[@Patriiiiick]

I've always had a soft spot for this film. Still think it's pretty great.

[@tjlanglois1989]

Best DC movie to date.

[@hobyboy07]

@@tjlanglois1989 Them fighting words. hahaha No, but seriously. The movie was okay, but definitely not the best.

[@tjlanglois1989]

As far as accuracy and performance to the comics, Constantine is the best. Plus all the other movies have horrendous plot holes and contrivances.

[@kevinschneider6849]

I really expected a sin off for John flipping of the Devil while rising up to heaven....

[@mistertaktvoll]

Kevin Schneider +1

[@Toa_13]

Kevin Schneider 🥳

[@braxtonking]

For real that shit was legit

[@889Pammov]

That's why God let Satan grab John back. Pride because John thought he was the reason for his going to Heaven.

[@masterofmythology]

I actually rather liked the scene of Lucifer trying to drag Constantine away, but being unable to.

[@1406-u7q]

Wonder why didn't he try to pick john up, instead just drag him

[@LadyOnikara]

Devil don't bench.

[@li-limandragon9287]

When he fell from heaven he lost his gym prescription.

[@davidmathieson8661]

@@1406-u7q the "dragged to down to hell" symbology?

[@DemmieG4]

@@davidmathieson8661 there it is

[@alc4117]

How the hell does peter stomare’s portrayal of the devil doesn’t get at least a sin off?

[@claiminglight]

It's the devil. A sin on is a compliment.

[@stylis666]

@@claiminglight That's actually a good argument. Take the god damn sin off already, CinemaSins!

[@GlennDavey]

It's one of the most unique movies because it's so sure-footed. Those performances are very unique to Constantine. The director made sure every actor was making the same movie.

[@ariel_warfare]

Movie: has logos Jeremy: *So you have chosen.....sin.*

[@LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza]

This movie was really underrated to be honest.

[@blupunk01]

No, just no.

[@LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza]

@@blupunk01 Ok bro, I hope you are having a great day anyways :).

[@boosiewild4758]

blupunk01 I have no choice but to Stan

[@LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza]

@@boosiewild4758 You psychic bro?

[@boosiewild4758]

Luis Carlos Alvarez Rebaza NAw I wish

[@jazzfarer]

Jeremy's public service moment for the week: Letting the world know that "Constantine" had an end credits scene.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Literally had no idea.

[@CarryTheThree]

i owned it on Psp and Dvd..been knew that

[@Malidictus]

I never knew that, either.

[@KhaosFrosty]

I already knew, but it took me almost a decade after the movie came out to know.

[@aether936]

A shame he didn’t acknowledge the fact that John started rising to heaven much slower after putting the middle finger

[@joaomachado101]

Middle finger is not a sin that doesn't make sense

[@TheAmateurPhilosopher]

One of the most underrated movie of all time

[@emisthem6562]

I love that I'm not the only one noticing the "Keanu plays a lot of characters named John" thing

[@randomhero456]

This makes me want to watch this movie again.

[@attactontitan]

Mike Cirio kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXPGZmVmer5omM0

[@athenawindyy966]

ITS ON NEEETTTFFLIIIIXXXXX sorry too excited I've been waiting and looking for years

[@Deftonesdsm]

I actually thought this movie should have got more support. I thought it was pretty good for comic movie on such an odd character.

[@Deftonesdsm]

@@10tailedbijuu obviously but for a studio movie they did a pretty good job. Granted the main character's personality is changed but overall i think its pretty good. Never easy with religous stuff and comics to make sense

[@jetpackblues9193]

@@Deftonesdsm It wasn't a bad movie, but it had little to nothing to do with the comics, which is always a downer.

[@Deftonesdsm]

@@jetpackblues9193 yeah like most adaptations they change stuff tp make a film amd change stuff because executives are idiots. But hey definitely could have been A LOT worse

[@KhanMann66]

I thought it was pretty basass.✌

[@jetpackblues9193]

@@Deftonesdsm Yeah, it's definitely not the worst DC movie out there

[@Timasion]

Despite it's flaws, I like this film. It's entertaining and has a reasonably good story.

[@ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858]

Agreed.

[@ryangraham2459]

Aye!

[@ewoodley82]

My favorite DC movie. Even over the Michael Keaton Batman movie. And Keanu has been canonized as a version of Constantine in the comics and, and is willing to reprise the role. I hope they give him the chance..... but with a director that knows how to work with him. He was pretty wooden in parts of this movie, but with the right director, he is damn good in his role.

[@NoizyInSeattle]

I wish the Heironymous Bosch Hell scene were longer.

[@NoizyInSeattle]

@Anonymous Anonymous I actually liked "A Walk In the Clouds."

[@kennysaunders7259]

"Most people would drop the knife, when T-boned by a car..." Well most people wouldn't stop a 2 ton car dead in its tracks due to supernatural augmentation. Not sinworthy.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Yeah I just figured he was possessed with supernatural kung fu grip.

[@MarcusHelius]

I just figured out that Constantine has massive jugs of holy water around his appartment...

[@revlouder5865]

You have me in the first half lol

[@LadyOnikara]

Gotta be prepared for anything... just don't mix up the jugs of holy water with the jugs of drinking water.

[@stylis666]

@@revlouder5865 I was like, wháát? So I read the comment again, and this time I pay attention to the first half and then I was like, hahahahaha! Nice one! :D

[@xxWillxx92]

This movie is 15 years old and I had no idea it had a post credit scene.

[@danpenia219]

I've watched it like 15 times on TV and I never saw a post credits scene

[@dbthebeast8394]

That’s weird because most times when they show it on tv, they include the post-credit scene. Or at least they do now whenever it’s aired

[@danpenia219]

@@dbthebeast8394 mandela effect lol

[@TheSharkIsWorking_23]

“Quentin Tarantino’s Constantine!” I did not even look at the image and I already knew it had something to do with feet Lol

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Fun Fact:* Constantine is basically a result ot what happened when John Wick appears in The Exorcist. The movie ended in 3 minutes.

[@robertagu5533]

An like in John Wick... was STILL kicking ass back then

[@attactontitan]

Mr. Friendship kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXPGZmVmer5omM0

[@ralph0149]

You get my vote for who wins the internet today.

[@SoldierMan1557]

You make a really great point there Mr friendship

[@YouBigDummy]

That was so goddamn lame.

[@Midnight24435]

Ugh. You had to sin Lucifer. Peter Stormare did an insane job as Lucifer. C'mon man.

[@orlandmalon1409]

Stormare's performance did pay off Constantine's apparent loathing of Lucifer, I thought. So creepy. 😱

[@treytucker9948]

no he does not play a good lucifer morningstar. you see in the comics lucifer acts very different than what this one does.

[@TehXygen]

trey tucker this is satan not dc’s Lucifer

[@stryph42]

@@TehXygen And Constantine is a character from the HellBlazer comics series.

[@Vampwars]

stryph42, pretty much everyone knows that by now. There was even a show that had a man that looked more like the comic book character & actually wore the tan trench coat & had blonde hair. That doesn’t take away from the chilling performance of Peter Stormare gave as Lucifer. It may not be the comic book version but then again, as you can see by them casting Keanu Reeves, they didn’t make it to be absolutely accurate to the source.

[@thejordyoshi]

In the books Chas is one of John’s only friends who doesn’t die, that’s why it isn’t like the books.

[@SomewhatSlightlyBored]

Also the fact that the character, setting and majority of themes in the book are based around Britain, its politics and its culture. Yet they decided to make Constantine American (which I suppose is still a step up from getting Keanu to attempt a British accent again, but still...).

[@tzaphkielconficturus7136]

@@SomewhatSlightlyBored The quality of this story is not related to how closely it resembles a different story. Cannon is a lie, as no fictional story is any more real than any other fictional story.

[@OrealLove]

One of the many movies I wish they’d made a sequel to 😣

[@Zarlos01]

The sin is that are no a sequel

[@Zarlos01]

@cecily boyd really? Where they announced?

[@Psyteth]

@cecily boyd where? Nothing has been confirmed, there isnt even a script or a cast lol. Reeves caused the stir because he said he would like to do it again in an interview. It would be years away if it even happens.

[@nicolasriveros943]

@cecily boyd the only think that exist about a sequel Is that Keanu said he want to play the character again, no sequel Is actually confirmed

[@TEKKENKING23]

@@Psyteth my thoughts exactly since Keanu Reeves is going to be busy because he's starring in Bill & Ted 3, John wick chapter 4 & The matrix 4.

[@xiphos8219]

The Electric Chair matters because of the hundreds of executions he was talking about. Lots of residual energy from souls being condemned. And they all went to Hell by Constantine standards.

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Constantine is a legendary movie. I must have watched this at least a thousand times. Peter Stormare only needed a short scene to be memorable 😬

[@attactontitan]

JuICyBLiinGeR kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXPGZmVmer5omA

[@chicostephenson]

Constantine is a great character. in the comics and in this movie. This movie deserves more than it got

[@KhanMann66]

Need to find this movie again

[@YouBigDummy]

You're definitely exaggerating.

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Damien Lu Have you seen The Kingdom?

[@SteveO760]

My DVD version ends with John putting a piece of gum in his mouth and I never knew there was a scene after the credits.

[@naivenitara]

Mine too!

[@oldleatherhandsfriends4053]

Funniest part is Shea being an angel, cause guys a piece of work in real life.

[@francispitts9440]

More like a complete douche and plays the same exact asshole character in every movie.

[@compzac]

its shia... and technically this was before he started becoming the mega douche... thats probably why he was allowed to be an angel, he hadnt started his bag head im not famous spiel yet.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Some romans: this guy dead yet? I dunno, poke him with a stick The stick: becomes a cursed artifact

[@counterstructure4908]

Hey, the nails had probably just as much a chance to be used for a house or chest.

[@fairystail1]

@@counterstructure4908 nah if you want to know what happens to the nails you'll have to watch Hellsing

[@Neverfate]

Djimon Hounsou just continuing his quest to be an amazing actor in yet another underutilized role.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

"Who?" (quoting another underutilized character)

[@lionhead123]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose "we got blood here!" another quote...

[@steffanofumo]

I really liked this movie, and I’m glad to see from the comments that I wasn’t the only one, a lot of people seem to have a soft spot for it hehe

[@legiongamer-works-podcaster]

Jon constantine wicks prequel

[@theamericancrippler]

There was an end credits scene and I'm just finding out 15 years later

[@McNasty7100]

"Quentin Tarantino's Constantine" had me dying

[@JosephMurphy90]

Tilda Swinton is a terrifying and magnificent actor. She was outstanding in this movie. edit: don't forget to show some love and subscribe :)

[@attactontitan]

Joseph Murphy kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXPGZmVmer5omA

[@chicostephenson]

In this movie she is great. I dare say that she is the best part.

[@KhanMann66]

Perfect villainess role.

[@justinhayes6665]

Agreed. Her Gabriel and Peter Stormare's Lucifer were great performances.

[@mcnasty4207]

Have you ever seen Vanilla Sky? She is amazing

[@Igorcastrochucre]

8:15 "So water in Hell?" Nope, and you can't put a bed there either.

[@KhanMann66]

There's water in water!

[@lonestoner8297]

@@KhanMann66 Water you saying?!?!?! That's impossible!!!! Lol

[@KhanMann66]

@@lonestoner8297 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKjYh6OEjtd-hrs

[@minez5628]

Good one, gamer. F for those who have made that mistake.

[@PanSpaceman]

you can put down water if it's in a cauldron at least

[@capitaokaede]

...Ok, kudos for making me realize that Gabriel's line "the life you took" had a double meaning and I never saw it.

[@avocadothecat]

@@DARTHMOBIUS her name was Astra wasn't it?

[@TheHumblePotato]

CinemaSins: What were 2005 Catholic Schools teaching these kids? Me: How to look sexy for them.

[@Saiyuri101]

Lol I'd always wondered why tf my friend literally told me she was "marrying Jesus" at 12 and that really f'ed me up then... Now I understand it's communion 😬

[@karimseifull2474]

I love the cyberpunk 2077 Johnny silver hand mention at 2:21. This was very early.

[@DesertDweller500]

Please don't remind me. I have nightmares thinking back to that first week of game play. Holy shi* 😅

[@KCw120]

ITS BEEN I DONT KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AND UNTIL NOW I GOT TO KNOW SHIA HAD A POST CREDIT SCENE! Thank you Cinemasins!

[@gabrielloko30000]

Two things: The Hell scene is pretty damn good! And also a we got a decent Third Person Shooting on the PS2

[@M3RS.]

This was made in 2005 so the CGI was decent for that time. I liked it too.

[@889Pammov]

I still have my Xbox game 😎👍

[@watchedbythewatchers175]

I love Constantine I grew up watching this movie, Keanu was the perfect actor to portray that character. And Lucifer was one of the best versions in film to date.

[@mellysomethingclever]

Private117 you mean the most campy hellblazer ever.

[@MultiHassan1993]

@Private117 are you really just talking about the appearance? Cuz portrayal wise, Keanu did a damn good job of bringing the character to life and, in my opinion, is a much better/authentic Constantine than Matt Ryan, whose portrayal was good in its own right but just a bit too corny for me

[@ihoundsmite]

Matt Ryan is so much better for the role, genuinely owns the role.

[@889Pammov]

@@MultiHassan1993 I like Keanu Reeves (I saw his band Dogstar😎👍🎸) But as an actor he can't do emotions very well. His trying to cough in the movie was lame 🤦In the movie Replicas they had him face down cry in a long shot because he wasn't convincing enough I'm sure.

[@phutureproof]

That was a very short adolescence!

[@Vampwars]

I greatly enjoyed, “Constantine” & since I never read the comic books, I didn’t know it was suppose to be the same character. Then again, I had the same thing happen to me with Blade. I thought both characters were entirely new so I was just able to enjoy the story on the screen rather than tearing it apart. That being said, I really wish there had been a “Constantine 2” because that end credits scene at the end made it seem like Kramer could either be an Agent on the inside for John or that he could slowly become a serious contender for being his nemesis. Either way, it could’ve been awesome. I never got to play the game but I heard that was good, too.

[@Grasslander]

Only one Sin I disagree with: Satan gave John that chat for a reason, he realized that John "hadn't made the same mistake twice," committed suicide - he knew there must be something behind it and wanted to know why before dragging John down to hell. Considering John's connections etc it might be important.

[@josephopoku194]

This movie was the first I met the great Keanu Reeves. Fell in love with him here. This and ghost rider my guilty pleasures

[@josephopoku194]

Oh I never understood the story. Just a cool guywho kicks demon bum with a crossgun

[@charlx8979]

To be fair, this was actually a pretty decent adaptation People say there are no good dc comics movies Its silly and overly badass edgelord but it IS john constantine after all

[@LaineyBug2020]

@@10tailedbijuu I kind of like CW John...

[@managarn8038]

Have you actually read the hellblazer series?

[@aerthreepwood8021]

This Constantine didn't fuck over every single person around him, including damning a child to hell to save his own ass, so it's not really that close.

[@chandlerfarmer3491]

I prefer justice league dark animated movie john constantine

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

...they change everything about Constantine aside from his name, his smoking, and that he has a friend named Chas who drives a cab. And they kill Chas!

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

I used to watch this movie RELIGIOUSLY as a kid and I never knew there was an end credits scene. My like is a lie... Holy moly I can't believe this

[@demjanickjoe]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@GGLD888]

Yup, me too

[@GlassSandwichTV]

As for the electric chair, he says 200 souls passed in the chair so if I were to guess, this chair makes this plane-change easier to come back to the living world the same way a trail made through deep snow makes it easier to walk the opposite way it was made

[@e.v.emmons8567]

Seriously, CinemaSins dude, you were really struggling to sin this movie.

[@nicholascauton9648]

“Oh the irony of being named ‘Hennessy’ and being unable to taste alcohol.” I died 😂 Edit: @5:58

[@Starfals]

The acting of Peter Stormare is sooo spot on and the right amount of cheesy ;p Thats kind of how i imagine Luci

[@stylis666]

Fuck yes! Perfect cast for being a complete dick, and proud of it, and vanity is the perfect excuse for the cast, so like many others I think that deserves at least one sin off. For sure, CinemaSins can sin Satan for being a stereotype of the character, but... that's what Satan is: a caricature of evil. Stormare depicts that perfectly in this movie.

[@TheDahaka1]

"200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing" "So wait, why does it have to be this chair?" "As I said, 200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing. Isn't it quite peculiar?" "No, it seems you just have to electrocute someone" "...I give up."

[@xianxiii3029]

Yep. Welcome to this channel where this dude ignores dialogue to suit his sin needs.

[@teetheluchador]

But why does that matter

[@haph2087]

teetheluchador Presumably the fact that 200 souls passed through in that chair might influence his going through.

[@CarryTheThree]

@@teetheluchador seeing as nearly 200 people went to hell through this chair,..and papa midnite a legendary shaman owns it,.. he knows..john is going to hell.. it has only one use.. he's going down there to fuck with the balance..He has the Chair..they go to his place to party..he chooses to stay neutral,.. but aside from all that, 200 people died in that chair.. if 200 people died in your kitchen... you're throwing the whole house out.. The Chair has sentimental value also..

[@twostep919]

​@@xianxiii3029 Truth

[@InsaneLaughter01]

Honestly after all these years, I still wouldn’t be mad about being smited if it meant Tilda Swindon was dressed as an angel and stepped on me.

[@harleenquinzel2058]

“I think this movie is confessing” You are correct sir

[@ardenaudreyarji]

The only sin here is that this movie didn't have a sequel.

[@wendybabendy]

Ambi Dextrose I’m told they are filming one right now...

[@treytucker9948]

or it had nothing to do with the comics.

[@loudestcloud]

@@wendybabendy Na, they wouldn't do that. Even if it was it wouldn't be them because of Matt ryan and the new casts

[@NATEDOG]

There was a rumor of them filming a sequel but that was shot down.

[@AdamG1983]

Not every great film needs a sequel

[@soulife8383]

"it's not like the books" - THE LORE, they're talking about the lore.. and probably a subtle jab at the fact this isn't like the comics.. Jesus Christ. 100 sins

[@AdamG1983]

Jeremy isn't exactly known for being an expert at movies ...or comic books ...or anything

[@jordant3694]

I love this movie. It's not even a guilty pleasure -- it's just fantastic.

[@TheArpitSharma]

I love this movie. I can watch it every single time it plays on tv. And I've recommended it to tons of people. For me, it's what a comic-book movie should be. It is rated so low on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, I'm surprised.

[@calebcarlcrouch]

The Spear of Destiny is the “Power of God” necessary to let the Antichrist cross over, not Gabriel. That’s why the guys got possessed in the first place. Because he found the item that could bring the Son through.

[@1220-d1e]

Some religion trivia!!! So, gabriel (i like religions) translates into "God is [my] strength". It makes sense that he would be part of this, and while I feel Michael should have been the choice, as his name translates to "who is like God[?]", with his name being the both a question and the closest answered.

[@treytucker9948]

@@1220-d1e here's some fun trivia. in the comics gabriel, lucifer and michael were the first three being the presence (dc omnipotent creator.) at the same time, and were rivals for the second spot for the most powerful thing in existence.

[@tzaphkielconficturus7136]

​@@1220-d1e Some nitpicking trivia!!! This is not religion trivia, but hebrew trivia. It's theophory not theology. Still fun trivia, though.

[@1220-d1e]

@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Fair enough sir.

[@tzaphkielconficturus7136]

@@1220-d1e Sorry about the nitpick. I couldn't resist. Theophoric names are cool, though. There's a wikipedia list of several hebrew theophoric names that I use for naming stuff in various games. I like to name swords in CK2 "Iruel," so when I duel someone, I can put "the fear of god" in them... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophory_in_the_Bible

[@li-limandragon9287]

He flips off Satan Jeremy, this movie is perfect.

[@889Pammov]

Pride kept him on Earth. Should have accepted God's Grace 🙏😇❣️ and went to Heaven 🤦

[@thejordyoshi]

Pamela Haskell He had no choice, Lucifer stopped him.

[@ingloriousbetch4302]

@@889Pammov you really didn't pay attention, huh

[@TheKillerman3333]

I just want to see a sequal to this movie.

[@susannawolf]

Zane Miller THANK YOU

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

Why? It’s enjoyable enough in its own right but it’s a bad adaptation.

[@TheKillerman3333]

@@caitlinbrewer4843 It is a great movie in its own right, however the reason i want a sequal is becuase i want to see the story after this one. As for adaption, i was unaware that it was one at any point. I am aware of the adult cartoon version of constantine but have not looked into it yet.

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

@@TheKillerman3333 yeah, I guess if you don’t know the comic, all the differences don’t distract you. In the comic, Constantine is a blond, British, bisexual occultist who gets out of jams with his wits and a bit of magic. He also tends to manipulate everyone and everything around him. For reference, he has managed to get one over in Superman, Satan, Darkseid, God, AND Batman. You can see why the differences got under the skin of long time fans, especially considering the socio-political nature of his series. Still, I recommenced the City Of Demons movie if you want to a more comic accurate depiction of the character.

[@nathanjohnson3902]

I haven't seen the comics either, but it sounds like the Constantine TV show and legends of tomorrow is a more accurate portrayal...

[@williamwinder3466]

10:05 two hundred souls. two hundred damned souls. It acts as a conduit to hell.

[@AdamG1983]

Hey, it's Jeremy. Man is not known for being observant

[@adamfrancois1575]

I think we all can appreciate Peter Stormare as Lucifer, epic performance.

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

05:20 They made the hell looking like an eternal explosion of an atomic bomb ( they used footage of atomary tests for their work ). It's said in the interview on the DVD.

[@avengingkitty]

I would definitely watch a movie about the "guy who knows a guy" or rather, the guy he knows... Now that would be an adventure!

[@GatorDunnAZ]

Warehouse 13? But darker, I guess?

[@avengingkitty]

@@GatorDunnAZ ohhh yeah!!! 100% would watch that! I loved Warehouse 13!

[@Rohgamu]

@@avengingkitty girl what???

[@avengingkitty]

@@Rohgamu in the movie, Constantine asks Beeman where he was able to get dragon's breath and Beeman responds with " I know a guy who knows a guy"... I'm stating that I would watch a movie about this "guy who knows a guy" or rather that guy that he knows... Since they seem to be the adventurous type, you know, being able to procure dragon's breath and all lol

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

Keanu would've make an awesome Dr. Strange. Edit: Oh look. This movie even have Ancient One.

[@queensaharaice7376]

Damn you right

[@FarhanMehmood]

The Prince of His Own Kingdom I think he was the choices

[@thesprawl2361]

Strongly disagree. Whenever he plays any kind of scientist or surgeon it's just ridiculous. Keanu Reeves, super-arrogant world-class micro-surgeon? Nah, not buying it. Cumberbatch was perfect.

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

@@thesprawl2361 I actually thought Cumberbatch was a miscast in the solo movie and his character was just a ripoff of Stark and Quill. I imagine if Keanu got the role, he'd play Strange as cold, heartless and pompous which I can see him playing. But Cumberbatch was awesome in IW and EG though.

[@kriskeller3455]

And finally someone else she her in this movie lol that’s great when I first saw her in dr strange I said to my friend she plays in Constantine and he laughed

[@NewMessage]

The Bembridge Scholars are gonna be real mad now.

[@anubusx]

Rick vs Satan.

[@leonorrodriguez954]

😂

[@sethl.lazarus6642]

I have I sudden urge to push your button...I'll show myself out

[@krumpits]

The movie states twice that; "its not like the books" which you even made a sin on. Then shortly after you sin the fact that its not following how its said to be in the bible. Gee its almost like "its not like the books"

[@AdamG1983]

How does downblouse shots of Rachel NOT warrant a sin off?! Asking for a friend

[@thorzyan]

This movie has my favorite Satan portrayal ever.

[@chadbaptiste4227]

"Ahh Greedy Fly!" Lost it.

[@FishoD]

1:44 - Twins do not have to look identical to each other, there are several types of twins... You're getting sloppy CinemaSins, you're getting sloppy.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

They got sloppy a long time ago, this one is just plain laziness.

[@thomasneal9291]

the movie specifically says they are identical twins. several times.

[@ZebbeCali]

I’ve only got one: the first exorcism in the movie tipped John off to the spear being in play. That’s why he went to midnight’s. The chair is used to track the spear.

[@Gourmondise]

I cannot believe you forgot to sin them for the wrong cocking sound for the gun at 4:43 !!! It is a beretta like handgun with an internal chamber-barrel assembly however the sound they used is from a revolver.

[@Enby_Wendigo]

For some reason I’m enjoying you sining my favorite movie

[@queensaharaice7376]

Same

[@bubba200874426]

Movies I like are generally the sins videos I like the most. That's why I want a video on The Princess Bride so much. That movie has some things that are genuinely worth sins for sure, but I want to see what jokes they come up with. Honestly, I feel like people that watch this to see them rip up movies and not for the jokes are missing the point.

[@lpenrike]

best part aboout this movie? the holy knuckle dusters for when you wanna crusade but your sword is getting forged

[@hapax-si2fd]

You had me at Bugblatter Beast of Trall. Of course this is the 396th video of your channel I've watched so maybe I have a small addiction starting BUT, to reference THE BOOK is just awesome. Love the channel, still laughing, can't text anymore thank you keep it up. 😏🤓

[@shadow_of_origin1121]

Ah yes Constantine with an American accent despite him being the most British dc character there is

[@markfudge5642]

I don't read comics, so watching this as is, well I get to love this movie .

[@li-limandragon9287]

It’s better than the comics in this case.

[@NATEDOG]

This movie has the best portrayal of the Devil i have ever seen. Can’t remember the actor’s name but he always nails the creeps gigs.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Peter Stormare he’s in Until Dawn.

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Nothing is wrong with Constantine!

[@Paranoid_Alchemist]

Except there being no sequel

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Paranoid you got that right!

[@Paranoid_Alchemist]

@Private117 we would've seen more magic after this one tho, this could've kept going. I thought it was a cool telling of the Constantine story.

[@Malidictus]

I still say Constantine's finale with Satan is absolutely brilliant. It's a nice semi-subversion a whole bunch of different topics and Peter Stormare's performance is absolutely one-of-a-kind. The rest of the movie sags quite a bit, but that finale is worth it.

[@vsamdol95]

Lucifer not allowing Gabriel to finish the summoning of Mammon gets me the most.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

The creation of this movie and introduction of John Constantine would eventually help lead to Matt Ryan's version of Constantine :). *reverse sin removal ding*

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

@Private117 He currently has a main role on Legends of Tomorrow (since S4) and he's fit right in with the show, so we have that at least :).

[@NickGurrFromEurope]

There is exactly zero sins in this movie, except trying to kill Keanu

[@xamadeuskingx6961]

One of the best movies ever. Perfect cast, perfect directing, perfect ideas and themes. I've watched this movie millions of times and have yet to get bored of it. I hope th3birdman sins this video lmao

[@Nerex7]

Only sin was it should've been longer and have sequels.

[@PlanetNateGaming]

Perfect cast?....Constantine is suppossed to be british - Strike 1 he never says Bollocks as that is his go to curse word - Strike 2 Shia Labeof as Chas who's suppossed to be Constantines oldest friend who is able to ressurect due to a spell John placed on him - Strike 3 the reason John is being sent to hell when his life is over is because he tried to exorcise a demon from a young girl he sent the demon back to hell but it took the girls soul with it resulting in his own damnation, now that is an origin story not some half assed twin psychics that could give birth to the anti-christ drivel after reading about the characters history and watching the CW's Constantine you'll realise that this movie is terrible in comparison

[@fairystail1]

@@PlanetNateGaming its good f you just remove it completely from the Hellblazer comics.

[@johnnyrocket9372]

11:09 you got it wrong. They were looking at the door on the west wall ( that is were Angela was fighting the demon) then John came through the doors on east wall, and all the demons turned around to see him. If you look close right as he enters you see them turning around.

[@nofreebeer]

I think the "It's not like the books" is a reference to the very loose usage of the Hellblazer comic books.

[@DucNguyen0131]

Before "Tenet" is about to came out, make sure that they'll sin Christopher Nolan's earlier movie "Memento". The sin timer goes in reverse.

[@abhinavshukla7403]

More like "X-1"..."X-2"...and it ends with actual nos of sins... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@heisen-bones]

They also forgot to sin Dunkirk

[@toka100]

Really would like to see momento sinned. That would be funny.

[@Nekucloud]

Even though he only appears near the end of the movie, Lucifer is the most HILARIOUS character in the movie!😂

[@progamingcentral1]

I love how he sins the FACT that they’re twins as if anyone said they were identical twins. I’m pretty sure Jeremy forgot that fraternal twins are an actual thing XD *Edit* This is the most likes a comment ive made has gotten XC yall follow my ig: @therealginko

[@schnabeltiertv]

But aren't identical twins the 'magic' ones? I thought it was kinda implied they were identical

[@MrSasunaru101]

They were supposed to be “identical” if I remembered correctly

[@progamingcentral1]

@schnabeltier just because it’s a cliche doesn’t mean everyone’s universe works that way my guy

[@progamingcentral1]

MrSasunaru101 where did they say that? She mentioned that they were twins but I never heard a specification

[@CarryTheThree]

i don't get the joke now, cuz she was played by her.. she was just dead at the time.. after falling to her death.. so wtf

[@KennyMcCormick99]

WOW, THATS HONESTLY CRAZY!! I'm JUST NOW figuring it out of how many movies he's been called/named, "John!"🤯

[@SEliteGuitarist99]

14:12 John specifically asked God for help during all this, and He was watching anyway, which is why he stopped Gabriel from attacking Lucifer. And no, John asking for Isabel to be free to go to Heaven was not planned. John fully thought he was going to Hell, longer life or not. THATS why him selflessly asking for Isabel's freedom caught God's attention and he was allowed passage into His kingdom. Seriously how can you watch this for an hour and a half and have no idea what's going on.

[@올드서스]

This movie is one of the most underrated movie ever!