Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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[@TheFlock83]

You missed 2 sins @10:05 Raining at a funeral cliche(ding) Raining at a funeral when there is someone who can control the weather present(ding)

[@nickleo7586]

Lmfao for controlling the "weather" in SPACE Storm sure is phoning it in at her supposed buddy's funeral lmao

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

I guess he assumed Storm made it rain so they could be dramatic or whatever. It is less stupid than her making ice cubes.

[@Da_Swifta]

I can just imagine Hank telling Storm something like ”Hey, could you make it rain for the funeral? I want to stand there without an umbrella so it can be all dramatic and sad.”

[@COLE_PRODUCTIONS]

Just another Glorpsday morning or symbolic of her tears.

[@BearsInSpayce]

This made me laugh too hard

[@scday_once8270]

The reason why Jean was not crying about her dead parents in sin 11 is that she's still salty about not listening to her favorite songs

[@tinyt.w.i.m7291]

selesmir conclave no grudge should be that strong lol

[@victoriasun9142]

selesmir conclave bruh 😂

[@SlothFields]

selesmir conclave u know x men messed up the store line with professor x.. in last stand and first class

[@Dargonhuman]

I so want to live in the reality where that's true...

[@severussnape8040]

Charles should've just probed her mind for that song and the movie would've ended with a "Why did you say that name ?" 30 minutes in.

[@jikae10]

Love how during the chess scene at the end, Xavier is so much more jacked because it was probably a re-shoot while he was filming Glass.

[@Tyler-Hoskins]

I read that they reshot a lot of scenes due to some scandal about how this movie was almost illegally identical to the captain marvel movie that came out around the same time so you’re probably right!

[@Forever18or21]

Tyler Hoskins really ?? Can I know more about the original one ? Where to find out ? Genuinely interested

[@Tyler-Hoskins]

Forever18or21 here. I found this to be pretty interesting www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/dark-phoenix-ending-like-captain-america-civil-war-captain-marvel-2019-6%3famp

[@latayesha]

@@Tyler-Hoskins Really?! I heard bc test audiences hated the original 3rd act, so they added a train/lots of guns.

[@smithwesson1896]

Keep in mind that in the span of 9 years Charles and Erik are going to magically turn into Captain Picard and Gandalf

[@nickllama5296]

😂😂😂

[@julygirl9995]

Teaching does that to you

[@freethinkerang6386]

ROFL

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Charles: Raven died doing what she did best. Jeremy: Getting impaled. I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing at that part.

[@thejiggy]

haha same

[@odgarig8601]

so raven was a whore?

[@mattk6101]

@@odgarig8601 sounds like something a virgin would say.

[@gorrow1990]

He made it sound sexual which made it even funnier.

[@electrikye7294]

I was hoping someone would say something about this! I died😂

[@Muskaan789]

you forgot them all getting soaked in rain in raven's funeral while storm could have stopped the rain

[@timfrey2358]

Maira Ahmed Storm probably started the rain just to make it extra XD

[@NieMonD]

I feel like Storm making it sunny whenever it rains would have drastic negative effects on the local climate

[@li-limandragon9287]

NieMonD That would be interesting but Fox never gave enough shit about Storm to explore her powers.

[@v.r.m.891]

@@timfrey2358 good one

[@krazus2036]

Maybe Storm was crying and the weather reacted to this??

[@bubblegum9826]

" your emotions make you weak" " No, my emotions make me strong " Excellent screenwriting at it's best.

[@reedr7142]

Its

[@thatone_englishnerd]

It’s just Captain Marvel all over again. It didn’t work there and it sure as hell works worse here. The writers of this saw that and said, “hold my beer, then set it on that table over there so Hank can knock it over in a fit of ✨passion.✨

[@starbrand3726]

"Why would the hospital staff just let Xavier.. ?" Um, Xavier is a supreme Telepath, you don't LET him do anything.

[@anomisk4789]

Oh, that actually makes more sense now

[@leeman27534]

what pissed me off: VERY next fucking sin "oh he's just gonna rewrite your memories" why the fuck does just a second ago count when you admit that's a possibility a few seconds later

[@Nixus237]

@@leeman27534 for comedy you aren't supposed to take these as super serious critiques

[@popkorn904]

That guy gives sins for no reason.

[@batmanbeyond5766]

Yeah, I agreed with th3birdman with this one

[@PanzerSeven]

Jean Grey murdered her parents for not letting her change the station. She was evil from birth in these movies.

[@priscillajimenez27]

No conscience

[@rustydaboyrobot]

@@ChineduOpara Then..there's no hope. 😄

[@jacepickering5054]

@@rustydaboyrobot disney might screw the x men but marvel studios will do their 100 percent on them

[@agentofchaos7456]

@Chinedu Opara That actually is from the comics...sorta.

[@rustydaboyrobot]

@@jacepickering5054 Perhaps, but i saw more and more of a political agenda in their later movies. Which ruins my optimism.

[@Hanmacx]

"Why do I need to do everything alone?" "I am in a wheelchair"

[@guilhermehank4938]

I see that drunk reference...

[@thebeast619]

Lmao that is totally true 😂😂

[@miquewilliams6930]

The fact that Raven says “there’s a reason we’re called the X-men “ as if she herself was not apart of the process in First Class to make that name when Xavier and Eric were off talking is probably the most backwards thing I’ve ever heard

[@li-limandragon9287]

Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique was a terrible character in these movies, they tried so desperately to make her an inspiring female character no matter how little sense it made just because Hunger Games was successful. Rebecca Romjin was far better, just a bad blue bitch the same as the comics.

[@golem3958]

Mystique leading X men is the shittiest thing in the movie , X woman comes close second

[@angryanakin]

Ash Ashwin x woman argument was horrible

[@Stranger69in]

The feminist agenda prevails

[@keerthichandra376]

Xmen first class came 11 years ago and I still cant phatom how they made mystique the leading character. I want to cry 😔

[@leondebus269]

Did he just sin the hospital staff letting in a guy who can literally control minds?

[@RickMyBalls]

Yeah you don't let that sort of guy just go wherever.

[@leondebus269]

@@RickMyBalls I feel like you're joking. You're joking right?

[@FranciscoRamirez-nb4uu]

@@leondebus269 Well these movies usually are explicit when Xavier uses his powers, but in the hospital flashback I don't think it clearly show that.

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

Yeah

[@sawanna508]

And stop time.

[@shancathi1]

You missed the fact that they cuffed Charles’ feet on the train

[@jaydonono]

I feel like maybe that's more for safety? Idk. I have a paralyzed cousin and if we were on a crazy high speed train or something, he would probably have restraints.

[@Housee01]

@@jaydonono u sound SO dumb. Please tell us more LIES about ur memories of being on crazy high speed trains with ur paralyzed cousin who "probably" wud be restrained. Gtfoh

[@dylancastellanos87]

@@Housee01 You do realize that they never said that they had actually been on a high speed train, right?? They said that they have a paralyzed cousin and *IF* they had ever been on a high speed train, the cousin would have restraints.

[@isaiahdeleon2508]

What 😂😂

[@mlikespizza]

@@Housee01 are you stupid?🤦🏽‍♀️

[@FlamingAtheist]

Professor X and Magnitos friendship is just "we're friends until we're enemies until we're friends"

[@FlamingAtheist]

@Ahmed Aubrey is Revenge for Ruth George!!! Nothin like the tasty snap of a Magnitos!

[@JohnSmith-iw1wd]

We fight we break up, we kiss we make up.

[@wrebly5273]

I like how I’m 11min into this video and he hasn’t mentioned how “Dark Phoenix” completely DESTROYED the timeline of the X-men movies.

[@batmanbeyond5766]

And at the end of days of future past we see that everybody survived

[@NPA1001]

@@batmanbeyond5766 apparently the Phoenix in the sky was to show that Jean still survived in some form. The plan was for a final film in the “First Class” timeline to be set on Millennium eve 1999 which would tie it into the reset Wolverine time line from Days of Future past.. but a combination of this film being so shit and killing the franchise and Disney buying Fox means that film will never come to fruition.

[@michaelcastro5339]

he does get into it at the end

[@rogersmith3620]

@@NPA1001 Killing the franchise? What are you talking about? They wouldn't be making Deadpool 3 if that was the case.

[@NPA1001]

@@rogersmith3620 Deadpool is being transferred to the MCU. The McAvoy X-Men are done, finished, kaput.

[@vagueroy3959]

Magneto hitting that "But nobody cares anymore" really had me nodding my head in agreement. 13:45

[@MagiicalMae]

Raven dies Movie: She is not gone Cinemasins: She is Jean dies Movie: She is gone Cinemasins: She is not

[@hchoe741]

No one's ever really gone

[@callmekekk2.092]

Im glad mystique died.

[@zekezzekekan2144]

@@callmekekk2.092 me to

[@zekezzekekan2144]

@ANTHONY THOMAS good point, but we all know that there's so many different storylines.

[@zekezzekekan2144]

@ANTHONY THOMAS thanks a lot for cleaning it up.

[@dylanrocks7306]

"She is not gone" "She is." This is why I love Cinemasins.

[@PhoeniixFiire]

"She's gone" "She is not"

[@bones_in_my_eyes]

me to

[@CabezasDePescado]

yeah, they made stupid shit up instead of talking about actual flaws, is like cinemawins that makes up virtues of movies instead of talking about actual virtues

[@rickycollins7723]

@@CabezasDePescado Cinemasins is a comedy channel, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

[@ardent835]

"She is not gone" "She is not" "Oh hi Charles"

[@ryansmith-jr4gn]

Raven literally survived the same thing in the first X-Men movie.

[@Telikott]

that was when the plot armor was equipped on her

[@jimjimjimmy7793]

@@Telikott she can shape shift her organs and even into animals which the movie never did.

[@leeman27534]

eh continuity differences are a thing and while she did get stapped - WAY fucking different logan's claws were like 3 percise knives - sharp and probably needed better than standard healing to fix (but maybe they had a healer on hand to help with that) here she got nearly torn in half damage wise - this isn't a few gut pokes with thin blades - these are like around 6 3-4 inch long spikes driven through her - hell even if she could normally heal the damage this sort of thing could cause shock or something maybe disabling her control over her ability also she should have that kind of control yes - she shifted into tyrion lannister after all - that's half the mass presumably so this idealistically shouldn't be an issue - of course until it is

[@lepotato135]

@@jimjimjimmy7793 True. She has so many cool abilities that come with her mutation, but sadly the films never really showed any of that. They just kinda nerfed her. I mean heck she literally had a healing factor in the comics. Not as fast as Wolverine's, but it's still a healing factor.

[@batmanbeyond5766]

Yeah and it was aluminum, also how did she survive that

[@froztbite15]

12:33 I love Fassbender playing younger Magneto because of instances like this. When he dives into the dark side of the character, the sadness, anger, etc, he does it really well. Always loved seeing him do this in all the prequel x-men's, even this turd lol. A well deserved removal of sins.

[@killerr.miller]

Love hid portrayal of magneto!

[@DigiDestined13]

Hank: "I've never seen a power reading like this." Me: "God damn it, they got Dragon Ball Z in my X-Men."

[@recklessroges]

Is it at least 8001 + 1000 ?

[@MultiWicht]

I got more of an Episode 1 flashback... Midichlorians *shudders*

[@Speculativedude]

I was hoping they would ask if it was over...… you know never mind.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

"Vegeta, how much bullshits do this movie have?" "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!"

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@margarethmichelina5146 .... 9000 what? How can a movie be "over 9000 bad?" At least use the dbz quote in a way that makes sense lmao

[@robin3746]

You forgot that PETER NEVER TELLS ERIC THAT HE'S HIS DAD JESUS CHRIST-

[@robin3746]

@Mo Fuggar Literally anything could have been fine

[@corporalanonymous4589]

How many children do magneto had, again?

[@alexwilliams2276]

Harmonee Wang 15. Dude literally has the ability to procreate.

[@Eris_Norregard]

@@alexwilliams2276 All men have the ability to procreate, if they have enough women willing to sleep with them.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@alexwilliams2276 have you seen Magneto? no way that guy's gonna be a virgin

[@rosepetals2140]

I miss when Mystique was still the badass, villain she used to be..

[@li-limandragon9287]

I think it was a poor decision to cast JLaw as the character. Mystique isn’t supposed to be an inspiring Katniss type she’s a bad blue bitch who chucked her own baby off a cliff.

[@lepotato135]

In all fairness, she was more like a freedom fighter for mutants. Don't get me wrong, she'd do messed up things to get things going her way, but at the same time she still fought for mutant kind. So I'm not sure if she's necessarily a villain. But to the X-Men she definitely is lol.

[@dutchGZ]

Worst thing is she has least amount of interactions with charles and magneto

[@brennanschmiedicke9742]

There's not supposed to be a comma there :)

[@captainthruster9484]

I miss when she was Rebecca Romain. 🔥🔥🔥

[@maisonfoley5231]

11:35 His abilities aren't purely to control metal. He can control and manipulate magnetic fields. But in the movies it does seem his power was nerfed to only control metal. Excluding this scene and the end of DoFP, where he does the same thing.

[@j2msn75]

Yeah isnt he also one of the most fucking powerful mutants

[@plcthelegacy4131]

"Get it, cause the X is on fire" Actually kinda symbolic for what they did to the franchise.

[@jakezimmer7256]

😂😂😂

[@jenocyaguado6337]

PLC The Legacy Yeah, they burnt it to the ground until it turned into ashes

[@connornaylor5308]

@Conn Benn deadpool 1 and 2 are decent too

[@sydneymorris9919]

Lol

[@MartinSjoholm]

Well, this franchise is far from "on fire"

[@jameswhite-aldworth2804]

It’s amazing they remade Last Stand and managed to make it worse

[@mariaathena7910]

It's not worse than the last stand, you're talking nonsense.

[@sesereddead465]

Maria Athena I mean the last stand at least had interesting ideas that were at first started off well, while this film has less of that, although I will admit, I like the addition of extraterrestrial life as the enemy and jean’s complicated relationship with her father.

[@mariaathena7910]

@@sesereddead465 are you serious right now? what were the nice ideas? that the Dark Phoenix could flip 5 police cars?? at least here she has indeed a cosmic power.

[@sesereddead465]

Maria Athena I mean the whole idea about the cure, and how the film begins to talk about whether or not it’s right to get rid of people’s powers which they were born with, and how the answer varies between the mutants with different powers.

[@sesereddead465]

Maria Athena and I’m not sure how her having a “cosmic power” has anything to do with any promising ideas the film had

[@JessRomeo27]

The mention of her buttons holding on for dear life had me CACKLING

[@jianlopez737]

To be honest, I think he missed a lot of sins here because he mostly slept through this movie

[@fleeceblanket9515]

*everyone at Raven's funeral standing in the rain getting soaked. Scott: "Um, Storm, could you maybe just-" Storm: "Shut up, it's poetic."

[@reganator5000]

I mean, she's got to be doing that, right? I mean, maybe just because of her mood at the time, but the weather is her thing

[@redassassian]

@@reganator5000 thank you, someone that understands xmen

[@Hanmacx]

I mean if I would be able to control the weather I would have made it rain on the funeral ON PURPOSE

[@JABRIEL251]

@@Hanmacx Not like she gets to do much else. Man Storm was really underutilized.

[@li-limandragon9287]

They wasted Storm so fucking much in *all* these movies I’m genuinely not surprised she just lets it rain.

[@kengle1]

Comics: Phoenix kills billions, setting the stakes incredibly high Movies: Phoenix kills like ten people maybe Writer: nailed it!

[@zekezzekekan2144]

They did a good job

[@li-limandragon9287]

These picture stories sold at news stand are seemly impossible to adapt for Fox.

[@Paulafan5]

@@li-limandragon9287 First Class was fantastic. Then they made a critical error inviting Bryan Singer back.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Paulafan5 Inviting pedos back is always a bad idea.

[@urickmann7768]

yeah magento seem really out of character charles did in x3 yet he wasnt trying to kill jean but offered her sanctuary and encouraged her to use her powers why wouldnt he do the same in dark phoenix

[@AA-js2rj]

"Even Thanos is jealous of that stylish dusting." God damn.

[@nerdfrequently3895]

Literally all they had to do was give quicksilver more scenes and everyone would not hate it so much

[@hntrl8880]

Mystique: dies Charles: :l

[@kanehodder3459]

I think mst3k referred to that as: "Dull Surprise!"

[@agentofchaos7456]

You can see his eyes tear up if you look closely.

[@user-jz6mn7hn2l]

im still waiting for a endgame movie sins lmaooooo

[@Barrie96]

This movie: exists Everybody: :|

[@goatx3215]

Darlin Soriano I think the movie was so perfect there’s nothing to sin besides the movie being over

[@sassamb6932]

I'm surprised cinema sins never mentioned how Mystique went from a deep sapphire blue with orange hair to a sky blue with red hair during the same timelines.

[@maylihv]

Was looking for this comment

[@candacec.5891]

sky blue? you think mystique is or has EVER been sky blue? and her hair was never orange in this timeline lmao ion know what you on.

[@sassamb6932]

Candace C. I don’t know man, I got really confused with the X-men timelines. I remember the early movies where magneto was Ian mckellan that mystique was clearly different shades of colors than she ended up being in the later movies. Knowing how picky cinema sins can be, I was surprised they didn’t point that out.

[@sassamb6932]

Ahmed Aubrey is Revenge for Ruth George!!! I know she changes her appearance, believe it or not I have seen the movies. Something I’ve noticed is that her blue skin look seems to be her default look, like that’s how she was born. I just think the slight changes in color are due to the makeup departments of these movies, I really don’t think the character Mystique would wake up one day and be like “ya know what, my skins looking a little too blue today”

[@Eris_Norregard]

Exactly. The blue form is her "real body" when she's not using her powers at all, therefore the shade of blue should be the same. And not even mentioning her hair, they change the colour and structure even more than her skin. Here she has a pretty nice looking, silky dark red hair when in the previous movies she looked like David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust. I get that the actress was allergic to the body paint so they had to change it and that's why the blue differs, but why they couldn't get the same wig I have no clue.

[@beckyingrahm5681]

"She died the way she lived." Getting implade!? Died XD

[@your_vro_justin8047]

Sin: " why would the hospital staff let him in to interview her?" Also Sin: " He will manipulate your mind"

[@leeman27534]

this: literally back to fucking back too

[@nicolasmartinez2316]

*Raven impaled* “Don’t worry I’m sure storm can fix the leaks.” I’m freaking dead 😂

[@sbeveguggenheim4935]

so is Raven

[@BusinessMan1619]

When I used to read the X-Men comics as a kid in the 80s and 90s I always saw Cyclops as a strong leader. In all of these movies I barely notice him. He seems like a background character to me.

[@li-limandragon9287]

He’s supposed to be a Captain America-esque leader of the team but most adaptations screw him over so bad.

[@BusinessMan1619]

@@li-limandragon9287 that's exactly what I was thinking.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Mo Fuggar Technically Cap did did go full authoritarian and Nazi. I actually like Hydra Cap twist, it was just executed terribly.

[@amarantine1323]

GOD, I want to complain so badly about how they always do my man Scott wrong all the time, but at this point movies have ruined his image so badly that you basically get laughed at if you try to defend him :\

[@bloodyrose2076]

I feel like they do this entires series wrong not just Scott. They focused so heavily on people like Professor X, Magneto, Mystique, Logan, and Phoenix/Jean but fail to focus on all the other main mutants like Rogue, Storm, Jubilee, Angel, Psylock, Bobby, literally all the other main characters. It's like they only trust that their viewing audience will only know those 5 main characters. Like if they did a proper movie, they didn't think more people would come see. I don't think they realize how large and vast their fanbase truly is and completely ruined an amazing series that could have been good. Really beat the dead horse.

[@amandapanda3657]

We gonna forgot the “X-women” line. The men helped hugely all the time in all the movies just like the women

[@nathanl6401]

Hey, remember the cool and unique uniforms that they all had at the end of the last movie. Well fuck those

[@oscarortiz1529]

you forgot Raven's terrible "we should be called X Women" line

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

Is that really in the film? Lol I'm the first guy who calls men bitching about women empowerment just insecure dude bitching but if that line is in the movie that's lazy lol

[@dave101t]

what about non-letter specific beings?

[@keinlieb3818]

@@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 I have nothing against women empowerment, I just have an issue with the double standard ie there are a lot more women in nursing but you never hear about trying to get more men into nursing careers. It's only about trying to get more women into more men dominated positions like mathematics and science. But, we also never hear about trying to get more women to get into deep sea fishing, coal mining, oil drilling, or even more dangerous jobs.

[@coolguy02536]

@@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 Almost as if the "insecurity" was always in your head.

[@whitealliance9540]

It was so horrible that it didnt make the list

[@soldatdaniels8738]

"Raven died doing what she did best" Getting impaled! Lmao!!!

[@soldatdaniels8738]

@Fartin Penis Interesting name given the joke i highlighted! Lol! Also I had no idea she was supposed to be in this! Guess it's because even her wouldn't have been able to save this movie.

[@hollabigT]

Definitely going there: Storm is an Omega level goddess. She can control weather patterns in space as well as on Earth or any planet she comes to...

[@Codini_Craven]

Thank you!!

[@li-limandragon9287]

You wouldn’t know it going purely off these movies tho where goddamn Toad can overpower her. These movies screw over so many great characters.

[@ItsAki14]

“THATS SO RAVEN”😂😂😂😂

[@PortfolioPL]

Fassbender was the only one who put effort into this.

[@jodinsan]

Or, plenty of people did, and Fassbender is the only one with the talent and/or skill to pull it off.

[@agentofchaos7456]

Sophie send months studying schizophrenia for this role. She is great in the scene with her father and fine overall. EDIT: Thanks for the likes. Check out my Dark Phoenix analysis videos if you are interested.

[@eddixon2015]

PortfolioPL I actually thought Sheridan did a pretty good job as well.

[@jarrettfreeney]

So the main character of the movie didn't? Ok, sure.

[@deathbymazda]

Naughty Avatar Proof that wokeness ruins everything

[@thebeast619]

"why would they let him in" 1:13 Pause Yo- he's a goddamn psychic. He can will his way in. Da fuq.

[@chimerical8746]

mind control everyone to let him in or ignore him

[@silverdragon147]

Did you say wheel his way in? Kinda punching down at the crippled prof X no?

[@kj6446]

Exactly! thank you!

[@lexc1560]

Most of the cinema sins vids are nit picky and full on absent of basic intelligence.

[@thebeast619]

@@lexc1560 I mean in alot of cases yes but he bounces back and forth a bit on Charles' abilities, I'm kinda surprised by this oversight because he does go very in depth in numerous other videos, but this one was just too obvious to question really lol and later on he sins them for impersonating the FBI lol

[@shenjw12000]

Jean says "I could hurt you again", Scott says "I'll take my chances", CinemaSins says "story of my entire college life", haha, hilarious!

[@kadecoleman4104]

“Charles and raven barely aged since 1962.” Uh no. Not even barely aged. They didn’t age one bit, Charles is bald and in a wheelchair and that’s it

[@PR--un4ub]

Mutant genes...somethingsomething.

[@NathanWeeks]

I am really super disappointed there wasn't a "Jean!" bonus round. It was half the lines of the movie!

[@batmanbeyond5766]

JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[@crystaljones1935]

Probably saving it for the Anniversary Re-Sinning?

[@finlayr9079]

"So you had a bad day..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@youngbalky67]

I swear 😂

[@QuarioQuario54321]

I actually liked this having not seen a single X-men moving before this

[@adamcobb7892]

"A power reading!?" Lmao 😂

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

McCoy! What does the scouter say about her power level?

[@chasebrandenburg7938]

Lmao, “not everyone can be Christian Bale” 😂

[@niedermitderjagd1968]

or Hugh Laurie as House.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Or Gary Oldman

[@niedermitderjagd1968]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Wait now thats new, Gary Oldman is not american? WOW!

[@margarethmichelina5146]

@@niedermitderjagd1968 He is British

[@austinbutler6185]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Unlike Christian Bale though, Oldman has lost a lot of his accent over the years

[@jeffhoffman2018]

"why would the hospital let him in to interview her?" ... maybe because he's Charles Xavier. Getting people to let him do things is part of his whole thing.

[@KingKsEDC]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jst_jordan]

FACTS. they dont let him do anything, he lets himself in

[@timyac]

They literally show later in the movie that he spoke with her father, who obviously OK'd him speaking with her. Jeremy...must have missed that?

[@PorkchopForBreakfast]

17:46 'it says "f*ck Raven"' 😂😂

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

That's right, fools! We're renaming our school for the chick who single-handedly trashed our rep and nearly killed us all instead of the chick who built it in the first place. So, there! @#$% Raven!

[@mzascool6139]

10 seconds in the video "get it? because the "X" is in fire?!?!" and I'm already dead😂😂

[@Wimpoman]

"What do you think the 'x' in 'X-men' stands for?" Remind me again, Mystique, as to who came up with the name "X-men" in First Class.

[@alandgomez5905]

Lol, true. Edit: Damn it, it Was Moira not Mystique.

[@C.Dat.guyoverthere]

Wrong, it was Moira.

[@agentofchaos7456]

Moria MacTaggert came up with it.

[@GodGotHigh]

@Ronnie it does, but the screenwriters clearly didn't bother to read the source material or just didn't give a shit

[@agentofchaos7456]

@@GodGotHigh There are several explanations for that in the comics. The Stan Lee was that the X-Men were "Extra-Men". Serious.

[@borter567]

Not even 1 minute *car crash* Cinema Sins: “SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY-“ My god I lost it 😂

[@aziizrocks]

In the comics I remember ororo (storm) being worshipped like a goddes in Africa, by bringing rain and water to the dessert and saving hundreds of thousands of people. Buuut its cool that she is a walking ice machine in here

[@anomisk4789]

For a second, I actually thought the "power reading" Hank mentioned was his prescription lenses

[@switchp115]

“Well, i feel nothing” i felt that

[@Kurse_of_Kall]

right, like I have seen these characters on screen enough that I probably should feel something but I just... don't. Most of their screen time was just so boring that I frankly don't care that much lol

[@odgarig8601]

i c what you did there

[@terryberry3212]

The “That’s So Raven” remark had me dead 💀

[@emilyjoy2414]

Terry Berry same I was just about to comment that.

[@roach-man2087]

Like Jean's parents

[@SantinoCorleon1]

Your page is how I watch movies that I haven’t seen that I’m on the fence about seeing

[@jojom.3463]

3:52 That G-Spot Joke killed me

[@kittycats2827]

Another missed sin: They could have called this movie : Everyone bangs Raven.

[@crazeay3800]

That's so Ravin

[@themartianway]

XXX-Men?

[@nateeden258]

@@themartianway *claps*

[@mikecronis]

Just Chris Pratt

[@angeliemiranda2288]

8:35 Loki has daddy issues Gamora has daddy issues Star Lord has daddy issues Kylo Ren had daddy issues Luke Skywalker had daddy issues ...I could go on 😂

[@kamazaki007]

Hulk

[@elijahwilcox6215]

Erik killmonger's got daddy issues

[@hemlock6737]

Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch have daddy issues

[@angryanakin]

Elijah Wilcox Kilmonger did not have daddy issues

[@chicken595]

Anakin Skywalker had daddy issues

[@Djentle-Rain]

erik and charles playing chess all the time is actually a very deep meaning.. it shows the power of friendship and how one party can go through the worst things in life and their best friend wont even bat an eye towards them and still accept them.. i actually wish i had a friend like that

[@nataliateixeira1028]

"Thank God for rubber gloves and also fuck this movie for making me relive this." Man, I love Cinema Sins SO MUCH, I'M DEAD!

[@jjtruble7263]

Until cinemasins mentioned it I didn’t realize how none of the have aged in the last 30 years

[@daggumnametaken]

Mystique is the only one with a good excuse

[@anonymousaccount4483]

FreedTMG Quicksilver is a speedster and they age slower

[@daggumnametaken]

@@anonymousaccount4483 he doesn't age slower in a significant way, this isn't DC, he doesn't travel at FTL speeds.

[@CabezasDePescado]

nitpick

[@musaran2]

Honestly I just stopped caring. The X-men timeline was lost long ago.

[@quinnharris100]

“So you had a bad day” I spit out my water on that one

[@NoSl33pDaGawd]

By far one of the best sinnings ive seen in a while

[@ashleyknause3580]

I laughed so hard! That was hilarious!! 😂😂😂

[@rockeiro1916]

Time stamp?

[@ashleyknause3580]

@@rockeiro1916 0:58 ☺

[@k-lo1010]

it wasn’t really that good

[@mx_squishy_rat33]

Ill never get over how they used kurt as a car the entire movie. All he does till the train scene where he gets like. Two seconds of use is teleport people around. Lol half the lines during fights are just "kurt do this" "kurt take me there"

[@peachy_keen8498]

18:22 Lov the Clue movie reference here! Didn’t think people still remembered this movie. X333

[@crazyvillainfan4877]

Here's a sin: Magneto tells Jean when she first arrives to give up on vengance and how it got a hold of him for so long a few minutes later he's back on vengance.

[@yuhmxxa6261]

Not really, he wasn't killing Jean just because he wanted to get revenge on her killing Raven. He was trying to kill her because he believed she was too dangerous to be alive and would kill again.

[@agentofchaos7456]

@@yuhmxxa6261 Yeah, there was footage that was cut which made that movie clear. The line in the first trailer and the director said that was also the case prior to release.

[@vastotales4431]

I know Im not the only one who started sinning movies while they're still in theaters.... CinemaSins had corrupted me

[@namast3260]

Yea this is me too

[@dyanacosta9318]

Vasto Tales your not the only one

[@tamara_diamonds422]

Vasto Tales same here. I actually want to make a movie just so I can add sins in it.

[@Nockblock]

Yea I do it with every movie I see in my mind

[@Zathren]

My sister and I sometimes hear the little *ding* in our heads while we're in the theater haha.

[@mcdonalds5972]

2:48 Jesus Christ, he called it.

[@reggiejay05]

When he said, "Maybe Storm can fix the leaks." I CACKLED!

[@kaat1]

"Don't worry, I'm sure Storm can fix the leaks." killed me.

[@Kentrc11]

'She died as she lived' - GETTING IMPALED.

[@Demotae]

I fucking hollered

[@MHGFTW]

"X-men: The huge waste of time" Hahaha "It probably would have made the same amount of money" Lol

[@CLUMSY101]

Prof X : Raven died doing what she best CinemaSins ; Getting impale! I literally died there 😂👍🏻

[@fancyf33t295]

14:25 pretty sure Captain Marvel managed to transfer into that school.

[@roguestar8]

X-Men DOFP: ok, we're gonna introduce Quicksilver and hint at the fact he might be Magneto's son X-Men Apocalypse: Quicksilver's whole storyline is gonna be about him finding Magneto to tell him he's his son, but he's not gonna say it. X-Men Dark Phoenix: Quicksilver who again?

[@bourbon0781]

Lol in some series even Nightcrawler is/was Mystique's child then no mention. They should have ended it in X3: Last Stand. Stewart, McKellen and Jackman knows how to play the X-men.

[@zionmeier2531]

This has nothing do to with anything but I love your profile picture! I’ve been rewatching Clone Wars and Ahsoka is incredible!

[@roguestar8]

Zion Meier Thank you! Can't wait til it comes back in February!!

[@mariaathena7910]

True

[@li-limandragon9287]

Rei Jaaziel Aliwanon Because it would’ve made Mystique look like a terrible mother (which she is) Fox couldn’t do that to Hunger Games she needs to be a hero.

[@BenefitCounterbench]

I'm still not over the fact that Storm used her power in SPACE.

[@n.a.02.02]

I don't think she used her powers in space . She keep the air which was already inside like a bubble .

[@legoking6165]

Do you have any idea how powerful Storm is? In the comics, she's capable of conjuing up a cosmic storm powerful enough to shake the entire planet and controlling weather on a cosmic level. So yes, Storm is capable of using her powers in space.

[@NoSl33pDaGawd]

Why wouldnt she shes an omega level mutant

[@legoking6165]

@@NoSl33pDaGawd At least in the comics. She always seemed pretty useless in the movies, so I guess her using her powers in space was Fox trying to make her more powerful to please the fans, but it's a bit too little too late.

[@NoSl33pDaGawd]

@@legoking6165 Facts

[@lexi7445]

This video made me laugh so hard I cried. "I think this is not as much fun as I thought it would be." "Movie quotes it's own viewers." LMFAO

[@elizabethcatlion7015]

9:47 I don't really like Mystique, but still, I always feel like Charles could have at least made her not feel pain until she died if he supposedly loved her so much...

[@massarcasman8480]

I knew theres something wrong when there is no Quicksilver "cool dancing with retro music" slow-mo scene..

[@dominicjeffrey9477]

Literally the only reason I watched it

[@thebliss4616]

Wait isn’t that star lord

[@r4nd0mguy99]

Yes, that would be Starlord. Quicksilver doesn‘t dance, I think.

[@massarcasman8480]

Let me edit this.. There is no Quicksilver "save the day with retro music" slow-mo scene.. ☺️

[@jasonbrown4526]

Everything Right With Dark Phoenix: 1) Magneto 2) Refer back to 1)

[@Kari-tu3fs]

Jason Brown This works for all the xmen movies really.

[@ikeekieeki]

no, he was rehashing his usual beats and did zero useful things

[@whitealliance9540]

3) Refer back to number 2)

[@randominternetperson2215]

Fassbender did an amazing job, but Magneto was really weak for this movie. I mean, in Apocalypse he literally controlled every metal on earth

[@aaronrachiele5521]

He tried to kill a teenager (THAT HE KNEW) because she accidentally killed someone that he also tried to kill like... Two movies ago. I'm sorry but, I love Magneto in every movie but this.

[@johnmecca9008]

9:13 “And u shouldn’t have washed that cashmere top on high heat…” I diiiieed!!!🤣🤣

[@DevonMcDonald1]

What was “dark” about the whole movie

[@user-ut5cv6xb6m]

The lighting.

[@brandonlyon730]

It was the name of the original comic book it’s based off. And yeah the comic book story was better.

[@DevonMcDonald1]

@@brandonlyon730 yeah I know it was the name of the comic book story arch lol I read the whole thing. I was just being funny and the comic book was totally better

[@bloodiedporcelain6320]

The ratings! :D

[@Steve-O215]

Raven died doing what she did best “Getting impaled” Savage 😂💯

[@pimpsonbitch]

magneto moved a whole ass stadium like why tf would just crush her when shes wildin out

[@dponton]

Doubtful it would've worked anyway. Jean is clearly the stronger mutant.

[@jimjimjimmy7793]

@Mo Fuggar She literally is the strongest

[@lepotato135]

Ikr. Like if he overwhelmed her with everything, she might not have been able to react in time to stop certain things from crushing or impaling her.

[@vince4072]

“Why would they let Charles Xavier into the hospital?” Charles Xavier: *can literally control people’s minds*

[@Funny-Cobra]

The soundtrack was flawless tho

[@MHGFTW]

"She died doing what she does best." "Getting impaled!"

[@watbebe]

I laughed so fucking hard hahaha

[@KRS2000]

Who, Raven or Jennifer Lawrence? My money is on J-Law. *Ding* (That's a sin for me)

[@MissAshley42]

Every time I see this movie mentioned, I think "Oh right, that came out." Every. Single. Time.

[@shadowflower93]

I even went to see it and I still feel that way 🤷‍♀️

[@paulkalibbala1339]

Someone tweeted that he never paid for a nap until watching this movie

[@nahor88]

*Disney acquires Fox* Kevin Feige: "I'm thankful... now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to it's last atom. And then... with the profits the Avengers have collected for me... create a new one, teeming with fans, that know not what they have lost but only what they have been given. A grateful universe".

[@markpeters6430]

@@nahor88 That comment deserves a gold medal.

[@PhantomBulletGames]

@@nahor88 They called him a madman

[@dominiquesciacqua1997]

15:58 IM SO DEADDDDD YOU KILLED THIS MOVIE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@mc-maitrixgaming4330]

Cinema sins- I’d pay good money to know what though cuffs and collars are Me- you’ve never heard of an inhibitor collar, equipment specifically designed to negate powers, abilities and mutations

[@wesleyrivera723]

The “ Those buttons are holding on for dear life!” had me dead 💀😂😂!

[@kevinkeegan1357]

"I've never seen a power reading like this..." IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!

[@mattk6101]

Shut up Kakarot

[@rcslyman8929]

Goddammit, Nappa.

[@Openmindallthetime143]

@@rcslyman8929 why do I hear south Park now? .....

[@calebproductions1264]

That memes dead, don’t know why you’re bringing it up in 2019.

[@rcslyman8929]

@@calebproductions1264 It just got to meet King Kai, then got Shenron'd.

[@shadotarot]

Hmm, we have learned an uncomfortable lot about Jeremy's collage girlfriend via CS.

[@li-limandragon9287]

She sounds beautiful, I want her number.

[@UncleBuck3t]

I believe we recently found out there were at least TWO college girlfriends. The lore is expanding!

[@jenh8056]

Hehehe

[@catboyxavier]

It kinda makes sense that Mystique hasn't visibly aged because she can look however she wants whenever she wants. But the fact that NOONE ELSE has aged since First Class (WHICH WAS 30 YEARS BEFORE THIS) is insane. Like not even Kurt, Scott, Ororo, and Jean WHO WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL in Apocalypse (10 years before this) but NONE of them have ages.