Everything Wrong With Godzilla In 7 Minutes Or Less

The year: 1998. The film: Godzilla. The reviews: disastrous. Seeing as how giant robots will soon be fighting giant monsters on the big screen in Pacific Rim, we thought it would be appropriate to go back and revisit one of the most notorious giant-monster movies of the last few decades: Roland Emmerich's Godzilla.
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[@derbigpr500]

You're all wrong. You need to watch Godzilla backwards. In that case its a movie about a good lizard that saves New York from an evil army that destroys half of the buildings, it then helps to rebuild the city and after completing the work, it proudly moonwalks into the ocean like a boss.

[@t0ny2806]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@theAYLEEYUN]

Ya guys that jokes been around for years....

[@ToxicHorsePucky]

Older than my dead grandmother.

[@derbigpr500]

***** Yea and I invented it and posted it to reddit years ago.

[@williamcrane1886]

I knew your dead grandmother sir, and she's no Godzilla. Pretty close though. Man what bad breath.

[@link8440]

I miss being a kid back when it didn't matter if something was bad as long as it looked cool.

[@0fficialdregs]

link8440 thank you

[@cjwrench07]

Do you remember that old cartoon, about the militarized Dino Riders, where they rode them like horses, and they had missiles and lasers on them? If you watch it now, it’s utter shite; But I just loved it as a kid.

[@AmicusAdastra]

i allways loved that movie

[@AmicusAdastra]

why say something like I love this movie, good after you said what you want but I love zilla so why so much hate towards him whatever the reason I think it stupid ...

[@cjwrench07]

Skryll229 what are you talking about? I think you commented in the wrong thread. We were commenting on how we liked it as kids, but now realize it was a terrible adaptation of Godzilla as adults. The should have made this as a Jurassic Park -ripoff, instead of trying to shoehorn in the Godzilla mythos into a dinosaur-in-the-city movie.

[@gojitsar7505]

Godzilla 2014: 16 minutes Godzilla 1998: 7 minutes There’s a disturbance in the force.

[@sanderfloyd6883]

He didn’t pad the sin count as much as he dose now

[@komiks42]

The older videos are shorter

[@itsprobablyme9337]

It’s Brie Larson

[@FractionFractal]

I don't get it

[@Juancastilo-i2d]

@@komiks42 true

[@ProfessorArt1]

2014 Godzilla: " are you afraid? " me as a kid in 1998: "no".... 2014 Godzilla: " YOU WILL BE, YOU WILL BE ! "

[@Ghost-sv3oh]

"All stations report the stations are station-manned for battle stations, sir."

[@PannierLaw]

... How much more of this movie is left... Or were is the nearest remote explosive...

[@johannegron4136]

Yeah i think i just had a stroke, or did they? I dont know

[@indirtywetrus9273]

Cliche

[@kutless45]

You know, I don't remember the CGI being this bad when I was young. Nostalgia really effects the mind it seems.

[@akiraigarashi2874]

Same. At least Jurassic Park still looks great

[@poketrenerboberowy8130]

@@akiraigarashi2874 im pretty sure jp used a lot of animatronics in it. like a lot of shots seem realistic but animals move quite stiffly and mechanical

[@rowanhodges2651]

Jurassic park was made before this and had much better CGI.

[@m1sta37]

Yeah, the cgi in this movie looks like it came from a high school student

[@Jonaah-go8gt]

Jurassic park didn't have cgi...

[@Scorpion-bc5gl]

yes it did

[@D3ADAnry1717]

Jonah Taylor yes it did. the closeups were mostly animatronics but any wideshot of the dino’s moving or doing anything crazy was cgi.

[@amadeusalberto4959]

Rowan Hodges actually, jurasdic park has better cgi than most of later movies

[@dylanmiles6573]

Is it bad that it's taken me like 2 years to figure out eww stands for everything wrong with?

[@carlosescobedo5947]

Dylan Miles I just figured that out now that you said it. At first, I thought it said eww because of how terrible this movie is

[@jweezyyy]

I’ve been watching this channel for years and you just broke my mind, I had no idea

[@RonWonWon]

Are u shitting me right now? Man i feel so stupid...😭

[@Saltyaf38]

I didn't know until reading this.

[@the1onlyteagro]

Wow really, even this many people not understanding it is astonishing.

[@dylanaroberts97]

They forgot the worst sin of all: THE CREATURE IN A MOVIE CALLED GODZILLA DIES FROM MISSILES HITTING IT! Classic Americans: Can't make films that include creatures invulnerable to conventional weapons.

[@sumbitch3rdgen]

yeah god forbid there ever be anything greater than MURICA!!1

[@badtime6532]

Well, the new 2014 Godzilla made me happy. Made me cry in happieness when the atomic breath happened.

[@sumbitch3rdgen]

I completely agree, good thing Gareth Edwards happens to be british right?

[@michaelzessin9227]

well technically that was Zilla

[@dylanaroberts97]

6laderunner I mean that the Japanese Godzilla is virtually invulnerable to conventional weapons, but every American giant monster movie showcases monsters dying from the average pistol or shotgun. We're too proud of our military to make a monster capable of withstanding a nuke. The only exceptions I can think of are Cloverfield and the Godzilla 2014 remake.

[@DownwardIsHeavenward]

"_____________ cliche!" *ding* has become its own cliche.

[@hornitako7006]

Mocking a cliche cliche!

[@Eyedonutno]

That’s a sin for being a cliche. Sin Counter: 1

[@andymadden8183]

Sin for sinning it. Sin Counter: 2

[@archtitans54]

Andy Madden would be great at SinSins. [Sin Counter: 3]

[@aidancommenting]

@@archtitans54 We need a channel called CinemaSinSins. Sin Counter: 4

[@shiney4ever4]

I love this movie for what it is. If you watch it without considering it's title, it's actually not half bad. Their mistake was calling it Godzilla. Zilla is certainly no king of monsters, but it's a pretty neat monster nonetheless, and this movie got me interested in the real Godzilla, so props.

[@ThePerfectStormOfficial]

Yeah, Zilla is the perfect name I actually enjoyed this as much as godzilla 2014

[@blackheartpopculture]

It's not so much how the movie went. It's more that they chose the wrong design. Apparently, they did have better ones before zilla.

[@aestheticcherryblossoms8274]

I’m glad America redeemed themselves with Godzilla: King of the Monsters Edit: Ok everyone I feel like this comment is being taken wrongly. I am in no way saying that Godzilla 2014 is bad or that KOTM is definitely “the better movie”, in fact I’d say that many aspects in 2014 are better than KOTM. I just personally enjoyed KOTM more. This is probably due to the fact I saw KOTM first, so when I think of the Monsterverse I think of KOTM before 2014. Also everyone has their own opinions so if you like 2014 more than KOTM, more power to you! We all have different opinions, and as long as you are respectful, you have every right to state them. But none the less, I’m glad America redeemed themselves with the Monsterverse series.

[@cliometricsdc5828]

Lol

[@ryancarey3972]

Lmao

[@patrickellis6529]

I prefer the 2014 one

[@aestheticcherryblossoms8274]

@Patrick Ellis They’re both really good

[@TheDoc.]

KOTM never deserved the Razzie Award

[@mitchellbrown8061]

Am I the only one who thinks cinemasins should re-do eww Godzilla and make it longer? There are so many more things wrong with it.

[@krishanuA]

Mitchell Brown Amen to that! I'd pay good money to the CinemaSins team to invite His Eminence Sir Michael Bay to do a longer 'sins' video. "We'd buy that for a dollar!"

[@grandobsidian]

+Mitchell Brown Like how Mathew Broderick is the absolute worst scientist ever and a liar?

[@bootwiththeloot4348]

Nah. Finding plenty of other things wrong with a movie is what fans (like us) are for.

[@Shadow07Warrior1989]

+Mitchell Brown I would actually love it if Cincemasins redid this video and made it longer. It'd be hilarious.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

+Mitchell Brown the 4:53 wilhelm scream. or do only I hear that?

[@eliack95]

The old days of CinemaSins, when the audio outtakes were counted as sins.

[@E-Man5805]

The friggin' helicopters actually make me angry. What GODLY reason do they have for flying within Godzilla's reach? They're helicopters and this isn't an Ace Combat tunnel sequence. They can fly up over the buildings. But no...stay really low so Godzilla can smack 'em down. And then once they do fly up, they're still low enough for him to hop up and eat one.

[@Fyrexsama]

I know what you mean. Why fly above the city with a gun that has an effective range of 1.5km, and would keep you well out of his reach and even give you a much better view of the city making it easier to track Godzilla.

[@grindorblackout1986]

I look at it this way: This is a movie about a completely unrelated kaiju that was misidentified as Godzilla. On it's own, it's actually kind of a good movie.

[@nightruler666]

This godzilla was supposed to fight a monster, but it was scrapped

[@fillerlyn7764]

@@nightruler666 How do you know? Are there an article about this? I want to know

[@akumunax]

zilla?

[@mptrdt21457]

Did you just miss the entire video? Cinema sins kind of focused on the movie alone. By not comparing it to the rest of Godzilla. And they still proved that it’s sh**.

[@blacktee31]

I still liked the redesign

[@SoldierOfFate]

Sadly, this was another one of those films that I liked when I was a brainless kid. But as kids, we bought into anything and only regretted it like 10 years later.

[@caracasmihai01]

same for me...watched it 3 or 4 weeks ago.Thought i would like it again.Was wrong

[@AmicusAdastra]

the true brainless here is you .. why say something like I love this movie good after you said what you want but I love zilla so why so much hate towards him whatever the reason I think it stupid. ..

[@cjwrench07]

Skryll229 now this is the right thread for you to comment this. Explain this, How Does this bigger-than-T-Rex Godzilla go invisible multiple times? Or, simply hide in a city like New York? It’s a major plot point, that destroys the entire movie when you think about it, and the movie can’t have a second&third act without that plot convenience. It’s a Micheal Bay sized Plothole

[@singularity6065]

also, notice at the end of the movie the missiles somehow magically lock on? Oh..right. Total logic there. Thank you. Haha!

[@bladeclymer8899]

Yea same here, I loved this movie and Batman and Robin as a kid now I realize they are shit

[@Arancil]

Regarding the complaint in 2:10 about the building being damaged, it actually wasn't Godzilla who damaged it, it was the US government who did but blamed Godzilla so they would have a reason to attack Gamera.

[@Fools_Requiem]

you're full of it. there was never anything to suggest that the US Government destroyed the MetLife building...

[@Arancil]

Turk3yAndGravy A satiric likeness to 9/11 conspiracies shouldn't be THAT difficult for you to detect.

[@patmos09]

Turk3yAndGravy fail

[@UnknownXV]

Moonbolt Building 8.

[@Arancil]

UnknownXV No, building 7. And that doesn't mean we can draw wild conclusions.

[@breadeats]

This should have been about 10 sec long. "Everything wrong with godzilla: Whole movie the end "

[@Luvutoo]

always read the thumbnail as "Eww Godzilla" not as an acronym

[@TheDragon6671]

UsagiStrife I didn't even realize it was an acronym until just now😂

[@YtCondonesAnimalAbuse]

UsagiStrife I am really dumb now.. but it doesn't mean just "Eww" like "Eww you're gross"??

[@Luvutoo]

That's how i read it for the longest time, but it's EWW as in "Everything Wrong With"

[@YtCondonesAnimalAbuse]

Thanks for telling me that, I will return to my cave 😂😂😂

[@yeorizbarbon7509]

oh...

[@kalebfarmer3860]

Funny how this version of Godzilla was bought by Japan just to kill it off

[@skurvay3429]

And have one of the Babies survive at the end, so that the film could receive a 40-episode Animated Spin-off Series, where Godzilla Jr. was more intelligent(like a dog, or a chimp, or a dolphin), was incapable of reproduction, and had the Atomic Fire-Breath, fought against various other giant monsters, and the corpse of the Parent Godzilla was Resurrected into a Cyborg dubbed Cyber-Godzilla so we would have a classic Father vs. Son Battle with 2 Godzillas(which by the way sounds more awesome & emotional than just building a Robot Doppelganger of Godzilla to fight him - I'm lookin' at you Mecha-Godzilla), at least the 90's Godzilla Cartoon turned out to be way better than the 70's Godzilla Cartoon.

[@wrecksriot4674]

..hi

[@AmicusAdastra]

uh ?! wtf

[@backedup39]

Toho absolutely hated it apparently

[@risitaswithbigote9384]

@@backedup39 Toho? EVERYONE hated it.

[@EliteWizzerd946]

Somebody do something? I don't think you realize that this giant raptor is LITERALLY killing us without any effort AND without even trying!

[@luvahadowsdolls]

"All stations report the stations are station-manned for battle stations, sir." I seriously wonder if anyone in Hollywood read this screenplay before it was made into a movie.

[@MocroGaming]

the dude didnt even say that

[@luvahadowsdolls]

At 4:46 they comment on it

[@MikeCoxlongg]

@@luvahadowsdolls doesn't sound like it lol

[@ianoliver2224]

“This was 1998, so I don’t want to give the movie too much crap for having sh**ty CG...” Jurassic Park: Am I a joke to you?

[@Cheese-ej2bo]

Shin hospital's cgi is way worse and the effects suck

[@flyingfox6040]

what about the lost world Jurassic park

[@pece0221]

This movie was basically a giant middle finger to the Godzilla franchise and its fans.

[@codylakin288]

Yes! Join us in calling it "Zilla" from now on. It doesn't deserve "Godzilla"

[@dannyphantomistheonlygooda7499]

It's title of "God" has been revoked, I mean really? KILLED by MISSILES, did they even watch a Godzilla movie?

[@gotchaman80]

Mike Pece So is the new one.

[@peteramaranth85]

the director said he made it tp be crap on purpose because he hated japanes culture...the git! the new one is good godzilla is godzilla. this one..zilla.. thats his name is just an insult to everything

[@QuikVidGuy]

Gamers Guild UK PeterAmaranth Roland Emerich hates Japan, Shakespeare, and poor people. What else?

[@Radarfilms100]

It's not a good Godzilla film, but it's a fantastic monster movie

[@maxlarsson1152]

this movie?

[@Radarfilms100]

No the other 1998 Godzilla movie

[@maxlarsson1152]

RadarFilms Is there another one?

[@Radarfilms100]

Please dont breed

[@jdjohnson1591]

RadarFilms No, seriously. Which "other" 1998 movie are you referring to?

[@zacharygraham4960]

Here are a few more "sins" to add to this video. 1. When Godzilla is chasing the helicopters, They seem to forget that they can fly above the buildings and escape. 2. Godzilla can outrun an Apache helicopter at almost 200 mph, but he/she cannot catch a taxi cab. 3. Godzilla breathed fire twice in the movie, but when he/she has our heroes cornered in a tunnel, he/she conveniently forgets to use this ability. 4. The suspension bridge manages to hold Godzilla's weight after he/she tears the cables out while trying to escape.

[@mptrdt21457]

Although he is Zilla, nuclear power=food, electricity=weakness. The *only* thing they did right.

[@jonahmoran3751]

No incorrect nuclear power isn’t his food you didn’t watch the movie lol fish is what he eats

[@mptrdt21457]

Jonah Moran you are correct, and I didn’t care for the movie. I blocked out most of it so I forgot that he eats fish.

[@zaiahxiii5965]

@@mptrdt21457 she

[@mptrdt21457]

@@zaiahxiii5965 not fixing an ancient typo

[@jesseblack6088]

ZaiahXIII Asexual he-she***

[@corruptgunslinger]

Life-long Godzilla fan, and I don't get the hate. Zilla's not a good version of Godzilla, at all, but the movie was still enjoyable and I still really like it.

[@prodiggy13]

Because Emmerich made a disaster film rather than a horror one. You have the fucking monster running away from everthing in this piece of shit film instead of the opposite

[@corruptgunslinger]

One good movie doesn't make another bad. That's a stupid opinion.

[@leblanccnabell2223]

Because Godzilla doesn't run away like a bitch!

[@theguyfromsaturn]

prodiggy13 It does make it more believable, as a living creature. Most living creatures don't just stick around when being hit, particularly if they don't understand the source of the hits.

[@shakersword]

***** The biggest mistake they did in this movie was call it "GODZILLA".

[@lewisbianco8951]

I read somewhere that the events Zilla did actually take place in the Godzilla universe, but the monster that attacked New York City was mistaken for him! :D I loved this monster movie as a child and I still do to this day. Its a mixture of nostalgia and epicness for me. Also loved the television series that followed afterwards.

[@jerobriggs6861]

It wasn't ment to take place in the Godzilla universe. That line in GMK was just to poke fun of this movie, but I guess it could still fit into the continuity of GMK.

[@lewisbianco8951]

Exactly. It wouldn't make sense for Godzilla to face off with Zilla in Sydney in Godzilla Final Wars :D

[@Shadow07Warrior1989]

+Lewis Bianco It was mentioned in passing in the Millennium series but was never an official part of the lore until the Final Wars film where Zilla was killed off with extreme prejudice.

[@lewisbianco8951]

+Darth JarJar What???

[@lewisbianco8951]

Well then, go fuck yourself some more...

[@EseChapin23]

for 54 u should of said " the lizard shrinks in the water too, its a common problem" lmfao

[@spinoguy3555]

Only 82 sins? ,wow such a low number of movie sins for the movie that almost every godzilla fan hates the most, don't worry Zilla I still think you're cool.

[@spandexspoon]

SpinoGuy look at my name I like every Godzilla/Zilla and I think they are all cool!!! Equal Giant monster rights anyone???

[@steven1716]

SpinoGuy It's because this is when they sinned with actual reason, instead of just padding video length.

[@isaacfreierman9266]

SpinoGuy yes i have seen this movie more sins there should be.

[@tacmfd]

SpinoGuy zilla is how the Japanese renamed godzilla so I like calling it 1998 godzilla

[@angmoxley]

SpinoGuy tbh i dont hate the movie. just the fact that its called godzilla it should be renamed zilla.

[@thepopstar27]

It is not Everything wrong With Godzilla, It is EVERYTHING'S Wrong with godzilla.

[@cannonman4287]

lol i loved that movie, then again i was like 7

[@ghostaccount6570]

The movie, honestly, wasn't bad as its own film. It's terrible as a Godzilla remake. Thank God(zilla) for Gareth Edwards's Godzilla reboot!

[@caracasmihai01]

Mate...wait for the movie to come out...I really really hope its going to be good cause G.Edwards is a good director and himself is a Godzilla fan but wait till the movie comes out.

[@ghostaccount6570]

Pazzo MC whatever you say.

[@valcristPL]

Pazzo MC WHatever it will be, it can't be worse than the 1998 abomination, and that is a good thing.

[@ghostaccount6570]

This movie was good actually

[@mannersmakythman]

this movie was bad, but god damn, at least it was entertaining

[@oddballskull1941]

Omg right. 2015s was a good movie but god damn like two happened

[@oddballskull1941]

Oddball Skull two things happened

[@tuf2500]

Oddball Skull dude

[@tuf2500]

Dude

[@tuf2500]

*ok*

[@megalodon7916]

You forgot to mention the fact that marine iguanas are native to the Galapagos, not French Polynesia, and they are herbivores, not piscivores. Thus, there is no way a French nuclear test could have possibly mutated a marine iguana egg, and even if it did, there would be no reason for it to develop a taste for fish. You also didn't mention the inaccurate portrayal of the capabilities of the military's combat vehicles and destructive abilities of their weapons (those missiles should not have been able to destroy the Chrysler building).

[@Deimus333]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

[@alb9022]

@@Deimus333 Why so serious?

[@FireHeart2829]

Thank-you!!! I've been looking for this comment!

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

And don't forget that the heat-seeking missiles should still have been able to lock onto Zilla. A creature that size would be warm-blooded, despite being a reptile, because the sheer size of it would make it difficult for body heat to escape the way it would for something smaller. It's called gigantothermy.

[@henryvolt35]

Funny how they THOUGHT they were going to make a sequel.

[@pece0221]

actually they did its called godzilla the series it started in 2000 as a cartoon basically its this godzilla model that fights other mutos

[@TheHardM]

Mike Pece Don't you mean kaiju?

[@rickyleaf09]

I feel like they wanted to do a movie sequel but because the movie sucked so bad they had to settle for a cartoon series that no one watched

[@reptomicus]

rickyleaf09 I didn't watch it, but it lasted 2 seasons so someone watched it.

[@JustSteezie]

reptomicus I was born in 2000 im 14 now but my mom said that i was amused by that show when i was little

[@ghostaccount6570]

Two sins I got for you: Zilla can't actually stand on the Brooklyn Bridge, because it would actually have collapsed. And the most important sin of all of these: THIS IS NOT GODZILLA! They thought they could make a good Godzilla remake, but instead it was crap! If you have seen the Japanese series, you would know this is not Godzilla thats in this movie.

[@varan04276]

yes but the movie is called Godzilla and i doubt Cinemasins studied that ordeal to avoid a comment or 2

[@williamcrane1886]

varan04276 Or cared about crying fanboys anyways. I know I don't. Now, off to Robocop.

[@varan04276]

William Crane Yeah

[@VISHTANY]

William Crane my thoughts exactly

[@ghostaccount6570]

I am not wrong. That creature looks nothing like Godzilla.

[@codster9]

You completely missed the biggest plot hole ever. They enter Madison Square Garden one way, then leave through the doors. *The babies could have easily escaped the blast by going the way the people entered.*

[@infraredtoa9105]

84: That's a lot of fish, and Godzilla taken down by missiles.

[@ZacharyBauerNew2Torah]

At 1:37 army guys wearing "Old Ironsides" unit patch in NYC when that unit is based out of Ft. Hood Texas and not NY.

[@TheRhuen]

The Military has a rule that depictions of them in films have to have a few things incorrect for security reasons; even if this becomes minor things most people wouldn't notice.

[@qawamity]

At the time, 1AD was HQ'd in Weisbaden, Germany, which makes even less sense.

[@hellcatdave1]

qawamity Obviously them being in a superior country like Germany, gave them superior dinosaur hunting skills and training... Didn't you know Germany has like, thousands of dragons?

[@Sekhubara]

Zachary Bauer You are correct that the aforementioned patch was an "Old Ironsides" patch. However the patch of one's current unit is worn solely on the left sleeve. A patch, if any, that's worn on the right arm (like the guy in 1:37) shows the last unit you went to combat in. Seeing that "Old Ironsides" was worn on that soldier's right arm, he could have just returned from a war zone, been awarded the right to wear "Old Ironsides" on the right arm, then got stationed in NYC.

[@Jurassic0Al]

TheRhuen- That sounds like an urban legend to me. Where "Old Ironsides"- the 1st Armored Division- is based out of is public knowledge. Name a division, fleet, numbered air force, or other major command in the US military and chances are excellent its HQ/main garrison and AO are public knowledge. And, like the old story that it is a crime to wear a correct military uniform in a film, it is just plain bullshit.

[@1zin1]

im i the only one whom as a teenager actually enjoyed watching this in the theater? i liked this movie.

[@gulliver831]

1zin1 this was a great kaiju movie, but a terrible godzilla movie.

[@xgray2012]

1zin1 Yes, yes you are.

[@xgray2012]

***** Only difference between the 2014 reboot and the 1998 remake is that Godzilla was never killed off so easily be a bunch of missiles and if you'd also noticed....not one single black person was killed in the reboot. That and instead of getting nerdy Matthew Broderick, we actually got suicidal Kick-Ass as a substitute. That and *NO* recognizable voicing cast from "The Simpsons". So yeah....in your face, Roland Emmerich!!! Oh and speaking of Emmerich, did you know that he was never really a fan of Godzilla?!

[@deadaccount6790]

Its a good movie the only bad thing is that is called godzilla

[@xgray2012]

Gustavo Calva *BINGO!!!!*

[@hmmmmname]

5:53 the man is LITERALLY IN the baby Godzilla(on the left)'s mouth and is perfectly fine. It didn't even try to follow up.

[@luthadie18harahap89]

Zilla... not Godzilla

[@wallacecollins8411]

+LuthaDie Correct! (plus 10 pts

[@bf4main624]

Omg I saw it 😂

[@philipkornstein]

LuthaDie no one cares

[@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq]

Showcase Central Man, you really goteem, only took you 2 years.

[@BenjaminRose37]

#4:04 French Secret Service agent doesn't notice the large bright red van following too closely in a deserted city even when he stops the car and looks behind him on an empty dockyard.

[@Theplaymaker1271]

I've always liked this movie, but the new Godzilla coming out is going to be infinitely better

[@alexreilly6121]

BWAHHHAHHHAAAA GO ON AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT COMMENT? XD

[@grzybowy1680]

@@alexreilly6121 Yes

[@legendaryhet7513]

@@alexreilly6121 It still wasn’t a disgrace as this film lmao. Even toho themselves like 2014 more than 1998

[@nightbane2]

IDEA: BEFORE THE RELEASE OF GODZILLA 2014, CinemaSins please make a "sins" video of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters!"

[@mahziel]

***** I'd like to see this done for one of the "Godzilla Vs..." movies

[@Darkraes743]

mahziel He would never be able to list all the sins in one of those movies in less than half an hour max. I know it's a classic but have you seen one?

[@mahziel]

Darkraes743 I've seen them all. $5 at a nearby video rental that has now closed down :/

[@nightbane2]

Darkraes743 Sin 1 : Raymond Burr is cast only to comment on everything that's happening. *Ding*

[@PennTankerGuy]

You forgot one thing, cinemasins... *Sin #1* "This movie is called godzilla."

[@HalfLifeExpert1]

I know this is not a good movie and there is plenty to complain about, but in my opinion, the Opening Title Sequence (archive footage of nuke tests and lizards) is one of the best I have ever seen in any film. Those opening titles, I think, are the best part of the movie.

[@Darthbelal]

If Godzilla went and destroyed Detroit, would anyone care?

[@kiritodomo9737]

I wouldn't if it was japan I would just worry of the anime that they are currently making.

[@lolosatache5748]

being born in Detroit i will answer that... *clears throat* No....

[@NikhchansGaming]

Yeah, Murphy would.

[@marcelinarose4580]

Another thing wrong with Godzilla. Usually, Godzilla destroys a city for the fun of it, but he comes to NYC for FOOD?!? FOOD REALLY!?!? HE DOESN'T EAT ANYTHING!!!!

[@nopainnogainer2419]

Then please explain how he's alive?

[@dragoncalvary]

Tatu Vihtkari Well if you watched the older movies from Japan, Godzilla is a creature created from the testing of Nuclear weapons. So in the very first Godzilla movie he was his own energy source, his radiation is what gave him what he needed to function. As well there is more than one Gidzilla because in the 1954 movie, Godzilla dies in the end. So this one goes to Athena saying maybe just this one Godzilla so happens to only want food...Even though this abomination in no right deserves this title of a movie....The only Godzilla I know is the Japanese ones.....and of course Reptar from the Rugrats, based off him.

[@benknock5034]

Godzilla doesn't destroy cities for fun he defends the earth and I'm pretty shur he would've starved if her did eat concrete and metal

[@haloreachlegend3]

ben knock That English though.

[@TheRashmonkey]

Godzilla eats whales. It's been explained in various comic book follow ups

[@hopdiddy80]

You forgot that godzilla was killed by 12 missiles from the jets, I know that's pretty realistic, but this is GODFUCKINGZILLA!! How does that work?

[@MrAndMrsFree]

its not godzilla

[@kumatoni5245]

1:29 Somebody do something! hahahahaha

[@latenightreviewer]

Everything wrong with Troy!

[@thekingofthemonsters9050]

Biggest Sin: Movie called "Godzilla" stars a giant asexually reproducing raptor-iguana thing and calls it Godzilla.

[@davidcoyle6287]

Yeah, Godzilla 2014 was so much better than this one. I mean, it was no Godzilla vs Mothra and the title character got like 15 minutes of combat scenes but it was worth it when he finally showed up. I'm just glad they gave him legitimate atomic breath instead of a roar that somehow sets a line of cars on fire. And yes, the human characters could definitely have been more interesting in both versions. Still, Godzilla actually looked like Godzilla and not a mutant Iguana Rex, kicked the asses of two completely original monsters, and walked away like a boss. I'd call that a successful kaiju movie.

[@knetterwauz010]

That helicopter chase scene is just pathetic

[@RedRaptor98]

knetterwauz010 i know right?! the beast literally had to go a hair faster and that apache would be toast

[@billwithers7457]

"the title character got like 15 minutes of combat scenes" So, it's an average Godzilla movie? In most Godzilla movies he's in it for 10-20 minutes, kicks some ass, and leaves. The problem with Godzilla 2014 isn't his screen time. It's mostly that we don't feel his presence until halfway through the movie. They didn't tease us enough during the opening credits to really justify that Godzilla didn't actually show up until we're an hour in.

[@kurosakikun96]

bill withers what Godzilla films have you been watching? I have basically the entire Heisei collection and hes a very prominent figure in almost all of them, gets roughly half the movie to tear shit up

[@taomasterwaka6287]

Godzilla is automatically better for 1 reason, No Matthew Broderick.

[@darkaoshi27]

6:55 No, he didn't have the phone the whole time. Pay attention, the Frenchman gave him his cellphone earlier to try to call for help when in Madison Square Garden. All circuits were busy at the time. So he called Nick since he knew Nick still had the phone on him. That's sin one for Cinema Sins! Ya dunce!

[@SephirothLP]

I still like that movie. But I honestly do understand if people do not, cause of respect or whatever to the original, cause this is just another thing. It is not THE Godzilla, but it is SOME Godzilla and that for it works pretty well for me :)

[@TheAlexLP13]

in fact it is zilla and just another kaiju like every monster hes just a little bit like godzilla also i think hes cool but heis not godzilla ps maybe the old japanese guy that survived might have seen it not for long and thoght it would be godzilla (i think he should know him)

[@Sharpclawasaurus]

2:03 *We interrupt this Godzilla movie to bring you Star Trek: Into Darkness.*

[@INeverWanted2010]

Oh man, that Blockbuster shot.

[@CLuvTravels]

1:17.....hey look, two simpson''s voice actors

[@keb123ification]

It's actually 3. He missed Nancy Cartwright (Bart). She's the blonde on the phone in the Barney scene.

[@KevinKlineisawesome]

@@keb123ification I just saw this and I had to think of it as: Mr. Burns, Moe Syzlak and Bart in real life. Also 😂 at 1:54.

[@cn8299]

I just realized Godzilla came out 5 years after Jurassic Park, how the hell did they fuck up the CGI for Godzilla?! Hell Emmerich just did Independence day 2 years before this and the CGI was better in that too.

[@marknutt4470]

That's a lot of fish.

[@Metalixno1]

ah yes, the Godzilla movie where Godzilla doesnt even make an apperance in it. as the monster in this movie is officially called Zilla and was killed by Godzilla in one of the Godzilla movies that came out soon after this.

[@muthesquirrel]

Well NOW it's named Zilla, but it wasn't on its release. Still, watching the real Godzilla kill it in a single move was great.

[@CryosisOfficial]

Andy Semple you forget there is still a zilla about and had gown up in the cartoon gozilla the series to be a human aiding godzilla (even thou humans killed its mother)

[@muthesquirrel]

***** Much like the other animated Godzilla, that one with Godzuki, I just ignore the cartoons when in relation to the movies. Their own lack of continuity is confusing enough!

[@christinaFaith84]

This could have been 30 minutes of 150 sins. I give you 30 sins for that.

[@YinYangRedBlueMaster]

Funny how this ended up with fewer sins than the latest installment.

[@mshara1]

'cause at least this one was enjoyable and memorable.

[@noxington4260]

mshara1 Said no one

[@koppsr]

Godzilla13167 2.0 or ,more like: we see more godzilla in THIS version, than in the 2014 and i m ok with that. and i am not ok with that.

[@FourKaiju]

mshara1 Memorable? do you know anyone that remembers it?

[@koppsr]

Amir Kameron me ^^ but rather because i m a jean renaud-fan and because the one time i saw this in the theater, holds great personal value^^

[@auritone]

"I guess lighters are like Babel fish..." Cracked me up!

[@wereboyscout]

"That's alot of fish!"

[@Nanaman720]

Lol I understood that reference

[@tomuchfrootloops]

It's funny how the "real Godzilla" kicked this one's ass in final wars xD

[@thecookiecrewbleh]

*sighs* i love that movie XD

[@dakotagau]

the cookie crew Did you know that that zilla is still alive? ... Apparently it had more than 1 egg clutch, the other was at the bottom of the hudson.

[@damiannunez9965]

Which is also weird cause the American version is a lot more bigger than the Japanese version.

[@deanml116]

Damian Nunez Except no it isn't.

[@IamPinhead]

Damian Nunez The Japanese version is 400 feet tall, so no.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

4:38 according to Wiki the Hudson River is over 200 feet deep in some spots. But still not deep enough for Godzilla to dive into it without knocking himself out cold on the bottom

[@thecursor123]

2:14 Well, at least the Pepsi machine still works.

[@TheInsanebrain247]

A bit of advice: be sure to post your blind rage BEFORE carefully reading my argument; I don't know why I keep coming back to these videos. Sure it's cool to see them point out the various errors in these movies but half the time I see them make a joke or talk about the most irrelevant of details and count those as "sins". Every one of these videos is a battle between "you're right, that was a bad mistake" and "you're counting THAT as a bad mistake?" In their defense, it really is funny to see how many cliches they can find in a single movie.

[@TheInsanebrain247]

I do understand that this guy does it for the fun of it but It's not just this movie, he'll make a video when movies are just coming out for home release, which is one reason for my outburst, but the main point I tried to make is the fact that he can find so many bad points about something everyone says is so great with seemingly no effort. I got so sick of him looking a gift horse in the mouth (if I said that right) that I finally muscled up the courage to say what I said. I'm not trying to start anything, I'm not trying to rain on everyone's parade, and I'm not expecting people to take me seriously, in fact even now I question why I wrote the comment in the first place. I just felt the need to get my two cents out without fear of consequences. I'm sorry for the offense.

[@stephenwells6434]

TheInsanebrain247 These videos aren't meant to be taken seriously, and definitely don't warrant an outburst.

[@Darkeklaw]

TheInsanebrain247 He also warns you that there will be spoilers (Duh) so yeah.... What?

[@bigalzeack]

The worst part is that he was killed by a few missiles that don't come close to the destructive power that the real godzilla takes... I mean... the dude survived a meteor crashing from orbit on him, he easily handles tank blasts, he also survives fucking laser beams. Zilla is fucking pathetic.... A good comparison would be a newborn godzilla to how strong zilla was. Seriously Godzilla's weakest foe could rape Zilla with ease. Hopefully the new Godzilla movie will do him the justice Godzilla deserves.

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

The US Godzilla in JPN is just called "Zilla" because it doesn't deserve the title of God and in the 26th Godzilla movie, 2 investigators have the conversation 1:The New York attack was Godzilla right? 2:That's what all the American expert claims. But our guys here have some doubts

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

If you watched the last movie, Godzilla destroys Zilla in seconds

[@bigalzeack]

Wisteria Berlitz I saw Final wars, don't doubt my godzilla knowledge peasant.

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

Okay, I won't doubt your godzilla knowledge peasant. Kinda nice to have a Godzilla Knowledge peasant. ( #rude #grammarplz )

[@msgsgt]

He/she died because Marine Corps FA-18s were called in. There is nothing survives once the Marines are involved.

[@alita1821]

I remember when i was a kid and they were filming this movie in NYC i thought it was so cool and then it came out, saw it in theaters then bought it on ppv and recorded it on vhs, then was excited for the cartoon version that came out..love this movie

[@Noobstirz]

Well, at least the Pepsi machine still works Me: LOL IKR

[@815StoneCold]

The cartoon is way better than the damn movie. That's another sin.

[@BedStuyBro]

Movie Sin 83. ...Matthew Broderick!

[@stantom100]

Actually watching it again right now .... I always loved the helicopter pilot saying he can NOT shake Godzilla ..... like .. UP .. was never an option ???????

[@3DOBot]

Zilla came in like a force of nature, spreading terror, causing mass destruction and leaving behind yet another Zilla to take its place after it dies... I'd say Zilla carries the spirit of what Godzilla initially was before he became the dancing dinosaur we know today... I will agree, some of the music and scenes were a bit too much like Jurassic Park. It isn't the product itself, it's the way it was executed. Regardless, I really think people should ease up on Zilla. After all, he didn't truly die; he lives on through the one hatchling which survived. He comes back, but in a different sense. Really wish people could get that.

[@prodiggy13]

Zilla came in like dumb animal that was put down like a mutt, the original Japanese film at least had their Godzilla engage the military and actually kill people on-screen. While Zilla was being chased around like a rat in NYC. And go ahead and trash the showa Godzilla that turned into a hero and danced around and stuff, at least the people that made those movie put more heart in their Godzilla films than Emmerich did to his, hell Roland had no respect for Godzilla to begin with.

[@coolopo]

Really wish people would get that Zilla died by 12 MISSILES. This is also somehow supposed to resemble GODZILLA! A MONSTER WHO TANKS NUKES AND BLACKHOLES!

[@Lacoste9277]

you now i don't hate this movie, sure its not a "godzilla" movie but its the movie that got me into the monster.

[@fraggeddabloons5679]

Ok, everything wrong with the 98 American made Godzilla is that it was American made.

[@DigitalWraith]

It wasn't the first American made Godzilla movie. In fact, the first Godzilla movie was directed by Terry O. Morse, an American. Godzilla is an American Japan hybrid film made by the cooperation of both Americans and Japanese. Neither country has a monopoly on this character. Can't wait to see the new movie that comes out though.

[@fehend]

***** the first Godzilla movie was made by TOHO, directed by Ishio Honda,..the American version had American actors edited in to the TOHO release.

[@fehend]

sorry i spelled his name wrong. its Inoshiro Honda..Morse directed the Burr parts that was added to the Original version.

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

"there's concrete, completely stopping Godzilla again

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

83. Baby Godzillas eat popcorn despite being carnivorous reptiles. 84. Godzilla is colder than the buildings and totally not dead despite most reptiles being incapable of surviving at room temperature.

[@JThompson7]

they said Godzilla is an Amphibian in the movie

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

Jordan Thompson Amphibians are also cold-blooded. Frogzilla would be either dead or comatose with a body temp that consistently low.

[@DarkdustDragon]

Actually they said he was amphibious, referring to his living in and out of water. And the whole being cold thing doesn't work either due to a premise called homeothermy.

[@jasonvoorhees5180]

Fun fact : alligators will eat fruit

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

@@DarkdustDragon And also gigantothermy, due to Zilla's sheer size making its body heat escape very slowly in comparison to a normal reptile. If anything, those heat-seeking missiles SHOULD have been able to track Zilla.

[@adama-k2710]

Do everything wrong with Godzilla 2014!

[@gekos7155]

GODZILLA 2014!!! MY BODY IZ READY.. TAKE IT GODZILLA TAKE IT!!!

[@arcane_sigil_01]

I'm just gonna say this... if someone somewhere hasn't seen this movie, from 23 years ago... they were living under a rock. Something that is 23, bordering on 24, years old, does not need a spoiler warning. They had their chance and if they haven't seen it yet, they probably aren't going to see it.

[@christopher961]

I literaly thought this was Jurrasic Park when i first saw the last 20 minutes of the movies

[@christopher961]

Movie*

[@christopher961]

So glad this Godzilla was renamed Zilla

[@aircrazy98]

6:56 Actually Nick first tried to contact the Military with his cell phone before using the payphones. Remove that Sin.

[@GamezforNoobz]

AH-64 Apache helicopters are equipped with AGM-114 Hellfire missiles which is laser guided not a heat seeker, Which means that the AGM-114 could have locked onto Godzilla anyway.

[@isodoublet]

Advice, don't take these videos too seriously. Their sins are wrong all the time, but it's okay, just for humor.

[@taillessboo9599]

That's a cool one to know.

[@GamezforNoobz]

gogerychwyrndrobwll Just adding a sin..

[@warmongeringgood]

2:18 Yeah, cement would contain this one.

[@SpenceOnTheFence]

You forgot the worst sin of all. This is a movie titled "Godzilla" but Godzilla isn't in it.

[@Max-rh2ip]

at least this movie has more godizilla screen time

[@LiukangGodzilla1987]

No because that iguana was not Godzilla.

[@Sunaki1000]

Yeah, its funny. This is Zilla a Godzilla rival

[@skurvay3429]

And the plot made a little more sense then just making the humans totally irrelevant to the film.

[@Max-rh2ip]

yeah

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

So true. And very soon in.

[@KALIMAindia]

Okay maybe the huge Monster in this film is not Godzilla..... But you remember that last egg that survived, maybe that is the real Godzilla in it, I mean it survived a f**ing airstrike bombing......

[@MrChaosdirge]

the baby that survived is the godzilla in the cartoon series, and the one that died is Mecha Godzilla.

[@KALIMAindia]

MrChaosdirge Um, okaaay??? Whatever you say.....eeh..

[@brogeneral]

KALIMAindia Well, it explains the movie better than the movie explains itself, i guess so I'll run with it.

[@KALIMAindia]

brogeneral Yeah.....

[@Godzilla691138MW3]

No the one from the egg is the one in final wars, when it grew up, aliens cought it like the other monsters and took it to the real Godzilla, and guess what happened........

[@pwnsage]

I couldn't tell you why, but it always cracks me up when Cinemasins pulls up a legit map to show why something is stupid.

[@jeffadams8957]

Everyone who watches this video make sure to watch the trailer for the NEW GODZILLA movie by Warner Brothers, it looks like someone finally got smart and returned to the original ideas/themes!

[@ReeseMac]

This 1998 version was the "New Coke" of the Godzilla franchise. They made a stupid choice in changing his look, taking away his atomic breath, and making him smaller and weaker when the motto of the movie was "size does matter". After looking at the financial mega-success of Legendary's / Warner Bros 2014 version, which kept the traditional traits of Godzilla and took a serious approach to making the film, TriStar & Emmerich must be feeling embarassed right now

[@elenathepatriot]

Really? Well, I thinks its much better like this, because its just a very big animal and not a dragon which looks like a toy.

[@Khailward]

Godzilla was NEVER "Just a very big animal." He's supposed to be a representation of the atomic bomb. A force of nature that can NOT be stopped or defeated, only endured.

[@cyafrench]

I think I'm the only one that actually likes the 1998 godzilla... (The move AND the beast)

[@savage_dankclaw5320]

I never really noticed before (I guess because the last time I watched this movie HD flat screens didn’t exist yet) but soon as they get to Madison square garden it’s just nonstop blue strobe light flashing in every scene, like almost an hour of your screen being absolutely flashbanged.

[@charlesverg2184]

Also the design, probably the biggest conflict topic between fans and emmerich about this movie, surprised you didnt add that as a sin

[@Optimusprime240]

See, I found this movie to be... tolerable at best. I SINCEARLY hope that this new Godzilla will be an improvement...

[@Hellbane224]

The new Godzilla actually IS Godzilla this time. As in, the TRUE King of the Monsters...110+ meters tall, roughly 328+ feet. I think they MIGHT actually have it right this time. ('bout goddamn time.)

[@NickWeberMusic]

The new Godzilla movie is going to be much more like the original. The monster will actually look like Godzilla rather than some mutated lizard and from what I've heard he will actually be fighting another monster (Like the Japanese originals). Let's just hope the movie doesn't suck.

[@Optimusprime240]

Cross your fingers gentlemen...

[@LiVexReFlex]

that was an amazing movie...Godzilla has returned!

[@Optimusprime240]

***** Glad to hear it!

[@aizelsuyo5407]

This is Zilla not Godzilla, because it didn't interpret the real Godzilla. They just made another weaker version a much more realisitc Godzilla here, because the real Godzilla is waaayyy too strong.

[@nathanielstanford3115]

"waaayyy too strong" = symbolic

[@MidnightSt]

This Zilla is not Godzilla because the owners of the Godzilla copyright or whatever it is revoked it about a year after this movie was released, but until then, it was Godzilla.

[@nathanielstanford3115]

MidnightSt Not disputing that, just pointing out that realism is irrelevant since Godzilla is meant to be symbolic.

[@CJTheInvader]

Nathaniel Stanford "its symbolic" Of what? The theme of the old movies seemed to be "yo be careful with that radiation shit", the theme of the new one is "oh we can't/shouldn't stop nature!" but that lesson sort of falls apart when you not only break the laws of physics, you arbitrarily make the military extremely incompetent and ignore every single effective weapon they would have ready to go in that situation. 350 Feet tall or not, half the weapons employed by the navy could destroy godzilla and the other two monsters very, very quickly. They are built to kill gigantic ships made of steel, after all. And that's not even mentioning the fact that a creature from way, way, way in the past would have loads of trouble with the different atmosphere, or disease. All being 350 feet tall does for you when you have an immune system millions of years outdated is give the diseases more food and room to grow. And all of that isn't even mentioning the square/cube law and the obvious problems involved. Godzilla is unrealistic in a silly amount of ways, this is a bad thing when you try to make your movie have a message. It's like saying "eat your carrots OR YOU WILL EXPLODE AND DIE PAINFULLY". After earth and avatar have the same problems of completely ignoring the rules of biology and acting like their message is still worth a damn at the end. They should have just done what pacific rim did and tried to make an enjoyable movie instead of a silly message. My problem with the move itself is that godzilla is in it for about 6 minutes. And most of that is him moving extremely slowly and walking through buildings/bridges. There's about a minute and 30 seconds of monsters fighting in the entire movie. I did not watch the movie to see EOD guy talk to people. Tl;dr: Avatar was ferngully with CGI. Godzilla 2014 is ferngully with CGI and a couple fight scenes. Nature-wanking movies always make me roll my eyes. The new godzilla doesn't have the same message/symbolism as the original, it's even more dumb. The fact that the monsters had to have arbitary EMP powers to make them even stand a chance against modern technology blows a hole straight through their message, which seems to be "humans can't stop nature". Actually, a bit of competence by the military and the movie would have been over 15 minutes after the monsters were spotted. It tries to drive a point with a faulty premise. This much willing suspension of disbelief should not be required.

[@nathanielstanford3115]

CJTheInvader Who's talking about the new Godzilla? I mean the original.

[@frankphillips7436]

3:30… Follow the Science! Anyone dressed like a scientist spouting the Party Line must be believed.